Schlatt Meets his Childhood Hero ft. Mr. Sark - Chuckle Sandwich EP 99

[@TheMrSark]

I loved being sandwiched. Shoutout to the big guys for having me on!

[@dominicsizemore5618]

Just an internet dad talking to his internet kids

[@ShammusWammus]

Dude you were my hero growing up holy shit, this episode is going down in the books. I'll forever remember the screams of serpentine maneuver.

[@UltimatumDastric]

Love you Sark, hope you're doing good! Thanks for all the good memories man.

[@YHK_YT]

Austin vs dopásemos como siempre who wins?

[@TheKupoKilala]

Me and my husband quote you so much! You are such a gem

[@vishalvenkat6]

Mr. Sark is so underrated. I've been following his career since Nam.

[@thealaniater3055]

U mean that time he kicked the door down on that grass hut with his flamethrower?

[@jerrunholt5571]

@@thealaniater3055I remember that I was there man (I still miss my family)

[@MrBopet]

​@@thealaniater3055watch out for the spider holes

[@AgntEG]

@@jerrunholt5571 You were the one who survived?

[@rattango9819]

@@jerrunholt5571 is that a smosh reference. i cant get the intonation out of my head

[@cowmeatius7151]

The sheer JOY on Schlatt's face when he asks Sark "the question" is beautiful

[@revilno]

Schlatt meeting Sark is like someone meeting their friends Dad or Uncle or Older Brother that they got their humor from

[@brian.phillips1985]

hello kittenstomper

[@Peaveyt420]

the way sark's finger shakes when he points at schlatt has gotta be the most terrifying thing i've seen on this show, that was pure rage.

[@gamingforfun8662]

Do u know when it happened? 0

[@RealNeonPlayz]

timestamp?

[@username12120]

THE Question. Oh my God, I'm in fucking tears all over again. More than 10 years on and it's still the funniest shit ever.

[@j.yossarian6852]

Ten years since what?

[@freindlessversion2.021]

​@@j.yossarian6852 They're talking about the unlimited bacon question, it was first introduced 10 years ago

[@JozzFilms]

I’m scared to see the singularity finally collapse as Schlatt asks Sark the ultimate question: “have you ever heard of Mr hands?”

[@2plus2is-five]

Voice communication is not available for this account.

[@Thomas_Angelo]

He did not. Right?

[@roadside_deer]

I am praying to god that Mr Sark doesn’t know what Mr Hands means

[@sod0m]

Of course he knows. He's been on the internet for way too long to not know.

[@FightingPlanets]

​@@roadside_deerOh he knows. As evidenced by some of his Cards Against Humanity videos from around 2015. He joked about it before. I know what it is but have never watched it though. Probably for the best

[@gibn1542]

There wasn't a more perfect ending than Sark saying "FUCK YOU SCHLATT"

[@Heres_The_Thing]

I literally said the same thing.

[@Tom-oj7si]

With so much emotion too

[@austinthesan-antonian3932]

All points removed from Austin.

[@crazyninja1351]

What a fitting Halloween episode, as the scariest thing in the world is "schlatt" being happy

[@Vergil_Wearing_A_Mask]

remember last time he was happy? back in '99? nobody else does...

[@snoppys1]

after he killed that family 5 in a 1981 Suzuki hatchback@@Vergil_Wearing_A_Mask

[@Chinesetakeout382]

@@Vergil_Wearing_A_Maskthat’s only the last time it was confirmed. But he’s theorized to have been happy when he ended Queen Lizzie’s life.

[@Vergil_Wearing_A_Mask]

@@Chinesetakeout382 when he "allegedly" ended her life

[@bigguysmalllegs6024]

the day this fanbase finds a new joke will be a great one

[@SophiaAstatine]

56:00 is so classic Sark. You can tell by the way everyone covers their faces laughing in part joy and part shock.

[@vreschen939]

It just reminded me of his "diabetes" joke; Sark has always had the expert ability to toe the line between crassly hilarious and offensive.

[@cutefo4712]

@@vreschen939 nice reference lol

[@UAVizUp]

56:12 how the fuck is sark able to just keep talking after spewing this concoction of words god i fucking adore this man

[@LolWutMikehSM]

".... Right?" *looks for approval*

[@sweatygiraffe7593]

Sark went through the blood and guts of Vietnam 1969 you think THAT faces him?

[@DeathsWhistle]

Favorite quote of Chuckle Sandwich history

[@jmb9701]

He's said alot of his friends during his younger years before 'Nam were stand-up comedians, and his humor/delivery shows it.

[@Astrid-Palumbo]

How does someone make raping children funny??

[@mariojustmario]

"If you hear that... a minecrafter is FUCKING their way through an elementary school" My god, what a phrase

[@nickhenson3093]

He's still got it

[@-et37-]

@@nickhenson3093It’s like he never left Machinima

[@daisyjoy242]

That caught me off guard

[@gabrielbjornursidae]

And it's still super tame for Sark

[@MoonSt0n3]

It keeps aging better and better

[@macje1778]

I hope Shlargg finally eats a whole onion covered in hot sauce for the 100th episode, just like he promised in one of the earlier episodes.

[@gugancapuzzi1855]

“Raw onion too, I can’t be cooked” -Shling

[@angadgrewal9324]

which episode did schluck say that?

[@cygnus-nk3tz]

@@angadgrewal9324 i think Schlittes said it in episode 87

[@TotallyNotNP]

I sure would be disappointed is shlang didn’t hold up to his word.

[@roger5059]

I hope they revive charlie slimecicle, he's been dead for such a long time

[@Conrad75]

Probably the best ending to any podcast episode in the history of podcasts

[@FloatingMegane]

My current hero meeting my childhood hero is INSANE.

[@homeschooldropout3206]

Hey its the intro guy!

[@penzils528]

The guy from twitter!

[@joshkindaworld]

If “schlatt” is your hero right now, your doomed to repeat what he did in 99, if you’re being influenced by “him”

[@Brush421]

@@joshkindaworld nothing happened on the 23rd of June in 1999 in the borough of Queen's in New York at 12:45 AM, I don't know what you're talking about

[@Cloud-gl1zq]

​@@Brush421"He" just gave that "family of four" what they "deserved"

[@Shtiiicky]

As a KZbin boomer, seeing Sark with these guys felt like old respawn bullshit and I fucking loved every moment of this. Like hearing APL, after all these years is like holy shit. These boys are living every old Machinima Respawn Fans dream of just chilling and shooting the shit with Sark like this.

[@mocaroxox]

it’s genuinely so cool seeing our own version of “mr. sark” meeting his own, calling him a hero doesn’t seem like something schlatt would like, but it’s a fitting word for someone who has brought us so much joy and laughter

[@jackdren9974]

Blink twice if you're in danger

[@mocaroxox]

@@jackdren9974 😀😄😀😄

[@hailskr]

For me they're both heros of different times of my life and it's crazy

[@lionheart6176]

Sark is like an elder god here on youtube...but the benevolent type.

[@Aefweard]

That's what they all want you to think...

[@LordLongHands]

Yea I don’t know about benevolent. Did you see what happened to jimmy?

[@piersyfy4148]

I liked the part at the end when Ted gave Mr. Sark a knuckle sandwich shortly after announcing "and that's all folks," truly one of the episodes of Chuckle Sandwich

[@SmoothTurtle840]

Pfft, Ted’s iconic knuckle sandwich is nothing compared to discount Sagat’s Tiger Uppercut. Sark has been hit with much worse.

[@mitchellwright5478]

Sark still carry’s his standard issue 1911 from ‘nam This is a fight he won’t win

[@mikeykeltgen845]

I love that Sark unleashes his PTSD at tucker first.

[@petulantpeterturbo]

Is it a reference to something? Or do their comedy styles just align that well with eachother?

[@unethicalfrog]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@petulantpeterturboSo on an episode of Respawn Inbox (not sure which episode) they got sent the question from somebody and Sark was freaking out trying to understand the question. A good amount of the jokes Jschlatt makes come from Respawn Inbox, including "The Question." TLDR: Yes, this is a reference to a question that was asked on Respawn Inbox that Sark hated.

[@Memu_]

I can see why they hyped this episode up. This is so cool.

[@theultimatetrashman887]

The pure anger in the last few minutes from Sark, he was on the brink of destroying the whole building.

[@toufusoup]

How Schlatt said that he would listen to Inbox on repeat to the point where he can recite it at 10:17 is genuinely relatable. Sark vids have some of the highest replayability value to the point where viewers can become listeners and still be viewers. It’s actually insane.

[@TheRealHELLBLASER]

I feel like I've seen you somewhere... 🤔

[@Dropoff817]

All of us Schlage’s age did this bro I’m just realizing it shaped all of our concept of comedy growing up 😂

[@eonswan]

I cannot even begin to comprehend the amount of times I've listened to Sark's Gmod playlist

[@Andy-WanKenobi]

18:05 are we just going to gloss over the fact that Ted truly asked tucker what a thousand times twenty was

[@NuggetGX]

21

[@Andy-WanKenobi]

The name tucker not being capitalized is because I’m a tucker hater

[@Ahmad_Stn]

I hate that you didn’t use 1000 x 20

[@aniyilator]

​@@Andy-WanKenobi 1:46:20

[@LorenzoZoiI]

At 43:35 that tiny inside moment between Sark and Schlatt is priceless

[@Timmy2by4]

This podcast would have been 10x better if Ted just wasn't there tbh.

[@OfficialEdwardNewgate]

@@Timmy2by4 No

[@Actually_nobody_ever]

@@Timmy2by4nah

[@broganpero]

wow that little cricket/bug went on the craziest journey through that set lmaoo

[@Abrexfroman]

I am surprised none of them noticed

[@sukiwhy599]

yeah i was watching that thing just roam for a while, it was right text to ted's foot at some point

[@SebastianILK]

RIP cricket/bug ✌️✝️

[@joskievit8798]

Never meet your heroes, unless it's Mr. Sark

[@astari_1014]

Sark, Hutch, and Seananners. what a great childhood

[@mnmsaregood1]

facts

[@ChromePlatedLions]

I feel bad that APL wasn't included 😂

[@carsoncomplains]

1:22:09 "What would you charge?" "I'd have to talk to the hands that would not be clean" is such a great answer that it convinced me Sark actually has a guy

[@PalatschinkenPro]

Some refer to the guy with unclean hands as mr hands. You can look him up. But be aware that the nature of his services might send you to some dubious web site. But it's certainly something worth looking into.

[@Peaveyt420]

i completely believe that sark can have someone killed

[@mitchellwright5478]

@@Peaveyt420he knows many of the homeless vets For he was one of them many years ago…

[@justapretzel5313]

Not gonna lie coming into this part with already listening to both of his official podcast appearances. I think I know exactly who he is referring to lmao. “Homeless”

[@sindalari]

I swear Sark looks like he's barely aged a day. Must be all that unlimited bacon.

[@2nerC9]

Right? Like he's been doing youtube for 17 years now but he barely looks different 😂

[@hunbi1875]

Looking 40 at 25 will do that to you

[@justasgriskevicius3492]

that was probably one of the best endings ever and made me feel like a child again, holy shit if they bring respawn back, he's still got it 100%

[@Sebbe]

I saw a short of schlatt doing the failed genie school bit, and was instantly like "How dare you stand, where he stood!" but seeing and how much he adores Sark, and is fan of his work.. Honestly i'm totally fine with it.

[@coolusername588]

sark is one of the funniest people in internet history. glad you guys got him on

[@nsf574]

54:48 Peak impression 56:10 No comment 57:58 I so solemnly wish drama/commentary could be like this again 1:00:25 The absolute vigor of the contention which manifested after the simple mention of "Barry" 1:18:43 No comment (2) 1:43:31 "You could do anything in Texas." Ted's best line in this episode 1:45:45 This has to be the most perfect, happy ending, finale-like moment that could have taken place on this podcast. It's honestly incredible, after two years of asking this question out of tribute, we get to go back to the source of the tradition and recreate the moment with its creator

[@drhouse6165]

Sark is almost an invisible hand of the industry. He's been with us forever.

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

Legit. Nogla and Terroriser have a video reacting to old sark content and it’s crazy how he was essentially the puppet master back then.

[@Pillarofcreation1]

1:02:10 A new guest enters the podcast. 1:02:17 He is given pause when Ted pulls out the Katana. 1:03:00 Back on the move. 1:03:42 Makes it past the skateboard. 1:04:13 Approaches Ted. Officially part of the podcast now. 1:04:38 Is discouraged that Ted ignores him. 1:05:02 Decides to leave. 1:05:13 At least the editor acknowledges him. 1:05:38 Fully exits the podcast. 1:09:30 He returns. (thx @tunafesh) 1:09:52 Tries to get Schlatt's attention this time. 1:10:46 On the move again. 1:11:38 Emerges from the shadow of the skateboard. 1:11:55 Giving Ted the stink eye. 1:12:05 Winces at Sark's singing. 1:12:24 Final sighting?

[@epicsai]

a legend

[@tunafesh]

1:09:30 he returns

[@Pillarofcreation1]

@@tunafesh Oh shit he came back!

[@adelehare8495]

following this comment absolutely made my day. thank you

[@demetriam2408]

I didn't notice this, even when the editor called it out lol

[@Biggestmac27]

Lost a homie in a car crash last night, thank you guys for the constant laughs and being there for me even if you don’t know it.

[@evanc.1591]

Sorry for your loss. May he rest in peace.

[@emily-tg8wk]

i’m sorry for your loss

[@cutiedopo17]

Jschlatt not realizing he and Ted are just gen z is hilarious. And him not realizing he's only 4-5 years older than Tommy lmfao

[@aniyilator]

They're definitely aware, they're just old men mentally speaking

[@jessolss]

The camera zoom into the cricket or cockroach or whatever was incredible. How no one noticed is wild to me

[@FieldAgent-D]

This was by far my favorite episode because ive never seen Schlatt just absolutely besides himself. Plus the vibe Ted and Sark had. Tucker being the nice engine keeping it moving...this was hands down the best episode

[@shisn0598]

Holy shit the ending had me dying. The flashback sequence was well executed

[@Acra.nox.]

The second sark said Austin and explained jshlatts personality just clicked. It feels like we saw how his personality was shaped and it's so cool to see!

[@Ella-kq1il]

I've officially watched every episode 7 times. A week of chuckles for every. Single. Episode. I've chuckled 686 times. Send help.

[@upisntdownsilly]

keep chuckling my chuckler! have you chuckled today?

[@Tinydude13]

Did you happen to be restocking shelves during a mininum wage deli job while rewatching them?

[@russ_kulus]

This could only end in one way and im glad it did.

[@Beesuh]

This podcast always reminded me of the machinima respawn inbox. What a surreal feeling this is seeing Mr. Sark on here.

[@AmateurHero101]

this is a huge moment for us 26-32 year old male viewers

[@SophiaAstatine]

You forget the large amount of women, now moms, in Sark's audience there, buddy.

[@SmoothTurtle840]

I’m 20 and I still appreciate it. Sark is a gem.

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

@@SophiaAstatinemmmmmmilf

[@brianamartinez8676]

The beetle crawling around on the carpet is my favorite part of this whole video

[@LCEpic]

I’m hoping they show him the tarantula again. Respawn Inbox shaped my humor back in 2012! Sark is one of the funniest people on Earth! Just finished the video, holy shit I’m so glad they gave him the tarantula!

[@Big_kahuna_guy]

The ending was something I’ve waited over a decade for. You’re Livin the dream fellas

[@Domieboy]

OMG are they finally upping the time in these vids to 1:45... that is my dream! I want all chuckle sandwiches to be this long. literally the best pod on KZbin.

[@pootch1969]

1:05:14 the editor is having fun i see, very nice

[@Barely_Employed]

I thought I was the only one who noticed 😂😂 this is the first comment I’ve seen addressing it, I felt gas lit that it didn’t happen

[@DeeWateru]

I also noticed. What was that 🤣

[@dylangallup822]

It looked like a cockroach which would make sense being next to asmongold

[@tjbullis1491]

@@dylangallup822lmaooo

[@ColossalKiwi]

Real ones been waiting for this episode for a long time. Sark is the GOAT.

[@kidtruck9157]

I love this. Mr. Sark's edgy humor was very important to my sense of humor.

[@caesarfromthemoon]

Sark is such a gem, he’s not always around or posts frequently but when he does it’s always top notch quality and laughs

[@itsmaddiebee]

Seeing Sark genuinely make me so happy! I still watch a lot of guys from back in the Machinima days like Chilled and Gassy :)

[@itsmaddiebee]

Ted mentioning that one episode of The Hidden was hilarious. That’s one of Gassy’s greats!

[@novakian]

I’ve said if for a decade, the nanners, sark, and hutch era is what gaming youtube was suppose to be and was the greatest time for gaming on there. Sark will always always be my favourite KZbinr. Period. Thank you Sark for just being the rock of it all, respect.

[@MarioMayhem99]

The crossover episode I always been wanting since it’s been discussed. So happy

[@hauntedbychrist]

schlatt being a son of sark makes so much sense, what a lad

[@MAJ0ROCEL0T]

Sark saying "D.P. Cooper" and then under his breath saying "point Austin" was great. Sark is a legend

[@TheLilPeyPey]

Long time listener here! (Love the pod to death) I’m a Latter Day Saint (we try not to say Mormon anymore because it confuses people into thinking we aren’t Christian) and it was kinda unfortunate to see my faith on blast a bit, however this is a comedy podcast and one definitely not for everyone, but some of the comments made were skewed towards a negative and perpetuate a lot of the stereotypes people have about our church. Keep doing what you guys love, and you are absolutely entitled to your opinions, just adding an additional perspective.

[@joshuasinferno9443]

I started watching this podcast earlier this year and I'm finally all caught up. My life no longer has meaning.

[@mnmsaregood1]

Holy shit I just found this. Sark is a legend and easily my favorite OG youtuber. This is the crossover Ive been waiting for

[@cameronjamesonmusic]

Seeing sark answer the question brings pure joy to my heart, love that dude to death

[@Gunbudder]

FINALLY someone who would get the bacon/video games reference!!!! i feel like an insane person when guests just have no idea what the question is from. its probably the most iconic bit from Sark and APL

[@tutrialtv]

Mr Sark was the most naturally funny member of Seananner's crew by far, also his edited videos were fantastic

[@SOLIDKOTAI_]

i loved the special guess "The Bug". Honesty think you should inv him back next podcast

[@untouchablelove7]

theres no way i didnt know this existed! Mr sark content was my entire youtube experience for such a long time

[@untouchablelove7]

oh my god when the spider was about to be unwrapped i was so ready

[@JackKrivan]

I love how sark just straight up has vietnam flashbacks at the end

[@knoelluna]

Almost 2 hours of chuckle content?! Terrifying. Happy Halloween guys!

[@wackyflappybob]

Seriously one of the best guests.

[@Stuck313]

No idea who splatt is, but always there for some sark content

[@FierceDeity35]

Mr Splark

[@baronvonswag]

56:09 A higher dimension of humor from a veteran KZbinr who shows his mastery of content with a simply delivered, (but expertly crafted sentence that is tailored to the hosts) to show his apprentice Schlatt that he is still the superior being. Instantly Schlatt and Ted break character and physically recoil at the casual use of molestation as a subversion of expectations.

[@mnmsaregood1]

to this day I still go back to watching old respawn inbox videos. That was a golden age of youtube

[@DreamLogic26]

Absolutely loved his reaction to the WYR question at the end.

[@TheRealHELLBLASER]

Now we just need to have APL on to complete the sandwich! Under the assumption he doesn't eat it first...

[@realtalkz3930]

I watched every single god damn epsiode of Machinima Respawn Inbox back in the day it was so good.

[@SebastianWallace24]

I'm just thinking that the audio listeners (love you to death) missed the side story of the bug roaming around the floor... what a masterpiece.

[@photobackflip]

getting to feel a Sark scream touch your naked inner earhole must have been glorious

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while preparing for the final chuckle! (the end is nigh)

[@carsoncomplains]

The story of Seananners stumbling upon a frozen body in Texas is too surreal

[@adambauer2986]

This made my year. I love sark and him being with schlatt is just chemistry with explosive personalities

[@revilno]

15:07 I’m just imagining chapter 6 of Red Dead Redemption 2 where Arthur and John are planning to leave the gang lol

[@axledornman9583]

Honest to god this is like watching sark evaluating his disciples. Great to see the big man, hope hes doing well! I hope he pops up every once in a while

[@zacbergman710]

crazy how i now listen to shlatt in a grocery store freezer and stock shelves while listening to mostly schlatt

[@planet-magnaterra]

So glad that Schlatt's childhood hero put him in his place

[@EatenPaint]

The AI they used to make schlatt is amazing! RIP🕊️

[@courageousodin]

this was really one of the best episodes yet. Sark talking about minecraft youtubers making their way through elementary schools had me dying

[@PokemonMasterLeonado]

This has to be the best ending. Period.

[@phylocybe_]

“What the fuck does that have to do with media?” “Internet food, dood”

[@carsoncomplains]

Last week I was right predicting Sark as the guest. And now, for my next trick... Chuckle Dungeon 3.0 will be episode 100

[@Ramblingofriz]

I hope so

[@ZeeZeeVee]

I hope not

[@rezlov_]

Sarks a great guy. Love his personality and I adore the effort he puts into his videos. I haven't seen anyone making such effort to do tiny little details in gameplay vids that make so much difference.

[@verlexin8398]

So awesome Schlatt got to meet tucker! I could see the joy on his face 😇😇

[@johnm.9597]

I love the "parents' house basement" esthetic on the set, definitely hits me in the nostalgia

[@nightlyhood797]

Yeaaaah I dunno if the guy on the right was aware but nanners doesn’t say the “I can smell you” he actually asks GASSYMEXICAN to say it as if he was Morgan freeman coming to kill them.

[@jan_vhb]

This was undoubtebly one of the best chuckle episodes, it was great to see Schlatt so excited for this. Great Sandwich boys

[@Myrdrrr]

What an ending, WOW. 👌

[@jmb9701]

SARK is just an absolute legend man. Hilarious, humble and an absolute serial killer.

[@Kaelicles]

I'm glad Schlatt got to see his childhood hero. You know who my hero would have been when I was a child? Its_Jawsh! You should consider bringing him in on the podcast!

[@imanidiotforreplyingbut7465]

What happened with Jawsh

[@waxtrax_]

I'd love to see jawsh on here that would be hilarious

[@Griffolion0]

I love listening to Sark talk about the Machinima days. That early KZbin era is so fascinating in how it laid the foundation for so much of modern online culture.

[@capnkanon9274]

So they'll definitely have Charlie back for the 100th right?

[@unownnnn]

Grew up through the Machinima era too and man was it was so much fun. This was a nice nostalgia trip! Thank you for having Sark on

[@mr2Dman]

1:03:42 Cute little bug walking across the carpet. :D