Schlatt DRINKS and DRIVES Again (American Truck Simulator)

[@svmoki]

as much as i wish i could hear the music, i think its hilarious that there is just a calm beat playing while he yells about how good this song is

[@stevess7777]

Surely there's a vod that's just ripped from the original stream with the original music?

[@Taco-Farmer711]

fun fact im pretty sure the music is the animal crossing music

[@TommyTom21]

@@Taco-Farmer711 Yeah its mostly Animal Crossing New Leaf, the best one in the series no contest.

[@kindauncool]

I'm not watching this whole video rn, do you happen to have a timestamp? It's fine if you don't

[@svmoki]

@@kindauncool like the entire video

[@tortitongue6941]

I cannot emphasize how calming it is listening to Schlatt play a game he genuinely enjoys while being completely unhinged and yet also one of the nicest streamers ever. Gotta love this big guy.

[@imjujubells]

Schlatt: Pours drink while going 80 down hill on a windy road Truck: Flips Schlatt: Shocked Pikachu face

[@lilacandstitch1852]

You have made my day XD

[@EZReezy]

When did this happen

[@EZReezy]

Nvm wrote this 30 second before it happend

[@julesgoemans4883]

@@EZReezy so when did it happen?

[@MeowtheRockstarcat]

Timestamp?

[@__-vo1zy]

jschlatt: wheels! chat:wheels! jschlatt:nah never mind its doors chat: actually its doors jschlatt: wait actually its probably wheels chat:its wheels 100%

[@nathanp131]

The Power of jschlatt

[@NebulaTheOfficial]

@@InsertUsernameHere_a we don't need a repeat of 1999

[@stoatlover63]

It’s probably doors, most caskets have hinged doors. Hinged Caskets have been being used for ages. Around like 100 million people die a year. I’d say it’s not even close

[@stoatlover63]

@@NebulaTheOfficial wasn’t that the year he was born?

[@Actually_nobody_ever]

@@stoatlover63he was born in 98

[@saltychipguy865]

I just hope Big Sobriety doesn’t try to come after another innocent drunk driver

[@sharpeyesamurai]

😂😂

[@ShinobudRUski]

-Max0r

[@mashafasha5796]

When i read “big sobriety” i almost sht myself.

[@randomguy1371]

The likes are perfect. No one touch them

[@NebulaTheOfficial]

@@ShinobudRUski headache kojingles

[@larrypoppins6273]

2:47:33 I've never heard schlatt more terrified in my life.

[@element_119]

That moment has sent me into a fit of laughter

[@medusastone2725]

I'm stunned I didn't see that clip on youtube.

[@dylanchristman978]

@turt i read it

[@dylanchristman978]

@Hackety rackety 😈

[@qeew5500]

i thought he got put in the femur breaker

[@alephcake]

19:12 "It's tough being Scottish and an alcoholic" Well, I'd imagine being scottish, an alcoholic, and a demolitions expert is even harder. Respect to Tavish

[@josephclemmons5234]

With a haunted eye socket

[@TheRadicalJJJ]

@@josephclemmons5234 and a haunted sword

[@tw4898]

Scottish = alcoholic

[@WantLessMason]

@@TheRadicalJJJ and sentient organs

[@bluecreeper6161]

*Drunken Pipe Bombs starts playing*

[@silvern3268]

The immediate personality switch whenever he’s holding Jambo is hilarious to me

[@muselikesminecraft]

Watching him constantly switch between the wheel-side and door-side, and adamantly defending each side was hilarious

[@BuzzGoober2329]

ptin

[@Gurn33y]

ptin

[@BuzzGoober2329]

@@Gurn33y me agre

[@kindauncool]

I'm not watching this whole video rn, do you happen to have a timestamp? It's fine if you don't

[@revilno]

@@kindauncool there’s no real time stamp, it happens about the whole stream

[@blackmesaresearchcorporati6764]

I love how Schlatt managed to stay calm for like eleven minutes until he got rammed by a bus and went apeshit

[@danielvaldez1186]

drinking game: each time schlatt says fuck or sighs or groans, take a shot

[@scelebob4329]

i will drown

[@tydale9686]

Way ahead of ya man

[@leyspun]

this just seems like alcoholism with extra steps

[@T1r3dSky]

New challenge every time shlatt breathes

[@kam2894]

@@T1r3dSky pfp checks out

[@Mega_1719]

schlatt: gets package from moscow also schlatt: treats it like a bomb

[@tehrybite]

Thanks for being such a great ambassador for drunk drivers, Schlatt

[@unknownplayer2741]

this scares me, because usually people who are a part of a community thank people who are advocates for that community. which means...

[@tehrybite]

@@unknownplayer2741 don’t you conflate me with a drunk crasher… those fiends.

[@maddiesmenagerie8853]

@@unknownplayer2741 its a fucking joke brev

[@Todomo]

@@unknownplayer2741 he isn’t a drunk crasher dumdum

[@delicorias]

It’s good to see the stereotypes of drunk drivers being cleared up.

[@Awesomeness42102]

I love how Schlatt went from drunk driving to being terrorized by a Russian mystery package

[@rc_awesome]

I’ve been using this video to study for my driver’s test by seeing what rules Schlatt obeys and trying to catch which he ignores when he’s drunk

[@4C4T.]

smart

[@erin-zf6iv]

i'm gonna start doing this tbh thank you

[@reggiethenuclearbomb]

Did you pass?

[@TenokiPoki]

did you pass?

[@cvaal]

@@TenokiPokino they died

[@Petroleum_pipeline]

My dad died of alcoholism yesterday its nice knowing that even alcoholism has a silver lining and that is schlatt

[@imposteramogus2167]

Oh my god I’m so sorry for your loss

[@redsolocup918]

I might die of it today tbh i been on a 2 week bender

[@Dovahkiin914]

“I can’t think of anything else in my house that has wheels.” He’s literally sitting on a chair with wheels on the bottom, isn’t he?

[@maddiesmenagerie8853]

Suitcases, pizza cutters, vacuums, outdoor trashcans, heelies, wheelbarrows, exercise wheels, scooters, swegways, bikes, wagons, etc are all common items that may be found in your house and use wheels. Additionally, honestly for me the nail in the coffin is the existence of shopping carts. Imagine just how many of those fuckers there are in every supermarket and each has 4 wheels.

[@Dovahkiin914]

@@maddiesmenagerie8853 the real nail in the coffin is door hinges. If he’s going to count toilet seats as doors, then I sure as hell count a literal wheel and axle😅

[@jordynlucas7834]

@@maddiesmenagerie8853" swegways" the actual word is spelled a lot more fucked "segue" it's stupid. Idk what guy looked at this thing with wheels and went "yeah, that's a good spelling"

[@maddiesmenagerie8853]

@@jordynlucas7834 i know. I’m talking about swegways which is the name some people use as a general name for the two-wheeled “hoverboards” which are like handlebar-less Segways

[@jordynlucas7834]

@@maddiesmenagerie8853 yooo what? Really? I had no idea, thank you

[@green7449]

The amount of cars he rammed off the road without even noticing is hilarious.

[@rafayhaya7727]

Watching a drunk driver and his chat losing their shit over doors vs wheels is absolutely worth my time! Thanks, schlatt.

[@dgm3052]

2:17:04 Jambo leaves 3:00:56 Schatt realizes

[@elijahcooper-co3km]

A hour😂

[@Josh-ig7dg]

Jambo’s surgery makes him look like he’s got little socks on

[@revilno]

My cat had that too, it’s sad because of what cause them to need it, but it’s cute

[@izaacbamback]

1:03:20 "hey schlott, todays is my friend averys birthday" "i dont care!" "shes going through a tough time and watches you all the time" "thats awkward..."

[@Dovahkiin914]

As someone who took engineering classes, I can confirm that not only are gears a type of wheel, but a door hinge is a form of wheel and axle.

[@ascaban6220]

Do you consider electrical switches doors?

[@itson6121]

I had no clue Dio was a engineer

[@ascaban6220]

@@itson6121 must be a part skipper

[@midas2215]

By this logic a book, window, curtain, rug, mouth, and skin pore to be a door.

[@Dovahkiin914]

@@midas2215 not really, like I said, they are literally wheels, just a different type of wheel. A book isn’t a type of door.

[@iobsessovereto]

"It's the drunk crashers!!! Me? I'm fine!" -Guy in a flipped over crashed truck.

[@kyrabrown6529]

Words can't describe my EXCITEMENT to see that he played more of this! This is a gem in my heart and memories

[@Roboseal2]

I love this game.

[@kyrabrown6529]

@@Roboseal2 it is a pretty nice and chill game

[@AgentEight.8]

HAWK TUAH 🐄🐮

[@brrklyn]

i woke up at 3am to 2:47:34 playing on my tv, i think that was one of the most terrifying things ive woken up to💀

[@jestabro9175]

Schlatt, I just wanted to thank you for your content. I am in a bad living situation and often go to bed anxious. I usually watch your longer videos like these vods before bed and they help me relax so much. I hope you truly understand the positive impact you have on people everyday

[@arizonagreenbee]

hey bro, i hope you're doing a bit better now

[@jestabro9175]

@@arizonagreenbee I’m handling stuff a bit better since I first made this comment, it’s just tough. I live in a house of addicts and it’s hard seeing people you love being in troubling situations. I’m going to move out soon so the things that physically and mentally impact me when I’m here will go away soon, but I know I’ll always carry some of that weight. For now, it’s Schlatt vids and therapy to help me through it

[@fweezie9659]

I know I'm a year late to the punch, but I hope you're doing well dude

[@ree1425]

hey man, hows it going? i hope youre doing well, im wishing you all the best❤

[@dynixot]

20 minutes into a 4 hour stream, and he's already flipped his truck. This is gonna be classic.

[@phobiotch883]

every time schlatt talks about his moving earth theory it begins to sound less and less insane...

[@randomstormtrooper3345]

You would also sound completely wacky telling a medieval guy about smartphones lol, it isn't THAT insane

[@keegenke]

I only just heard him say it, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's probable that we could move literal goddamn planets by the time it's relevant.

[@Xer0280]

@@randomstormtrooper3345 Medieval times weren't even that long ago too

[@Traceywacey117]

I loved seeing how happy he was while first PO Box, then start genuinely tweaking while opening the box from Moscow 😭

[@nrl1997]

22:10 "My driving ability is still at full force" I tab back in to find him upside down... yup for sure 👍

[@Myballs69]

20:46

[@Howtobeaconman]

You know schlatt is drunk when he says I love you guys

[@omegafilms9024]

Schlatt, your driving scares me more than my mothers and she use to drive an ambulance for a living for 30 years

[@keegenke]

My mother drove a fire engine for about twenty years. I feel your pain.

[@broski18]

I honestly love drawing/animating watching these VODs and streams. They're really the only thing that can actually entertain me for hours. Thanks for the great content 👍 edit: Things that have wheels other than vehicles: Gears are wheels. Toy cars have wheels. Sliding doors have wheels. Some cars have up to 8 wheels. The machines used to make things have shit tons of wheels. Chairs have wheels. Closet doors have wheels. Some pool filters have wheels. The things that make glove boxes open? Wheels. Wheelchairs. Some beds/hospital beds. Motorcycles, bikes, scooters, dirt bikes, etc. Spare tires. Steering wheels. The rim for the tires count as wheels too, technically. Old toys like fidget spinners, and bayblades. Wagon wheels from the old times. The steering wheels on boats, jet skis, and planes, etc. Plane engines. Conveyor belts. Shopping cats. Roller skates. Hoverboards. Screens for things. Skateboards. Trains. Quads/four wheelers. Some shelves. Drawers have wheels so they can slide out. Dishwasher racks have wheels so they can slide out too. Planes have wheels. EVEN DOORKNOBS FALL UNDER THE CATEGORY OF WHEELS. Fans are also considered wheels. Vacuums have wheels. Sky scrapers that are offices have more chairs with four wheels than doors. And I mean a *LOT* more. There’s a shit ton more too It has even been PROVEN that there are more wheels in the world because of all the forms they have. WHEELS FOREVER BABY, WOOOO Oh, and to the person in chat who said a revolving door is an infinite door at 1:19:36 : 1) Nothing is really infinite besides the universe. 2) That’s a fucking wheel too dumbass LMAOOOOOOO

[@FlubGeometryDash]

I love when "Schlatt" drinks while driving 😩😩😩

[@丨匚卄匚几]

he's so cute but i'm not gay

[@丨匚卄匚几]

yet

[@oceans3579]

What’s up checkmark?

[@kirisu_]

Oh shit flub, it's been years since i've seen you! I hope you're doing well

[@aqua5706]

What's up checkmark?

[@tyrannical4607]

Schlatt is the first person I've found where I can sit here and give my undivided attention to him, and stay entertained, for a 4 hour, unedited stream. I love some other streamers, I'll have them in the background and its nice, but I can watch Schlatt with my full attention for any amount of time, with no issues

[@scytheiota7144]

As a russian, I'm pretty happy and surprised that someone sent Schlatt some of our stuff. I'd love to see him try more =)

[@17thsophistcate]

I'm curious, is that beef paste a commonplace item for folks in Moscow, or was it sent in this mix as more of a gag (no pun intended) you think?

[@scytheiota7144]

@@17thsophistcate That beef paste in a tube is made for our guys at the ISS, so yes, it is kind of a gag.

[@scytheiota7144]

​@@totallynottrazyn7097 They say: "You have strayed from the true path", but the one with tomatoes literally means Schlatt.

[@xman1532]

How russia rn?

[@jerzysiemens]

@@xman1532putin still sucks but we all adapt it’s like when russia was in chechen war where war was behind of citizen life so yeah still wanna to end war tbh cos i wanna be in europe in future

[@erin-zf6iv]

2:37:47 is the most well-timed clip i have ever seen. the donation. him staring at the mug. the music. the reaction. it's perfect edit: 2:42:12 is a CLOSE second

[@MrDuck3265]

2nd one the best💀

[@SneakybeakyScrub]

schlatt just completely ignoring the "trucks on right lane" and "dont drunk drive" signs

[@jacket_and_jean]

"I'm taking another sip of ice cream." - "Jschlatt" 2022

[@Dovahkiin914]

I will say, if I hadn’t become familiar with basic engineering in high school, I would’ve been on the side of doors, but Schlatt is wrong, there are many types of wheels beyond the ones that roll.

[@lisforlegend3104]

Thank you Dio, I appreciate the fact that you’ve chosen a better career choice

[@ohiyoresident]

Second comment of yours I found on this comment section and they’re only 12 comments apart

[@Dovahkiin914]

@@ohiyoresident what can I say, it’s a long vod😅.

[@somerandomrazor]

11:11 I love how Schlatt puts his finger in the air like he's quoting something

[@Saurondür]

Alternate title: Schlatt becomes a Russian sleeper agent Another alternate title: Russian food tier list

[@kalekidsav]

THE NUMBERS MASON

[@papercut931]

I loved waking up to Schlatt screaming after eating something I still don’t know the name of at 3 in the morning on a Monday. Classic

[@miawen404]

it was space food and russian borsh soup in it

[@selfshow4033]

These Vods are super chill, and just wanted to stick around, thanks Schlatt

[@DignanDerkin]

schlatt's gonna lose his goddamn mind when he finds out gears are wheels

[@mollyh4258]

i will never get over schaltt playing this game I love drinking with him and watching him play with his silly little wheel

[@dragolingrand7778]

1:13:16 I like to imagine the truck driver in game being so happy that someone is team wheels on the wheels vs doors argument, but is also severely injured from the truck accident.

[@screenedat0m]

I’ve been watching the other VOD most nights to help me fall asleep, so this is a gift from the Gods!

[@Felix-do7ix]

What happens when you run out? Do you stop sleeping?

[@screenedat0m]

@@Felix-do7ix most times I actually wake up before the video ends because my sleep schedule is so fucked LMAO

[@magical5181]

So you sleep for like.. 2 to 3 hours? 😂😂

[@screenedat0m]

@@magical5181 nah i watch the other ATS vod thats like 7 hours so i usually get at least 5 hours or so asleep luckily

[@magical5181]

@@screenedat0m yea that 7 your one is great. Don’t you get waken up by Schlatt screaming

[@emma_nutella58]

The way he kept switching sides from wheels to doors defending each side was really funny

[@Yeetbloxian]

I like how schlatt switched sides every few minutes on the door/wheel debate and instantly made fun of the other side and called them stupid

[@filtratedmars6711]

11:24 you can really hear the south Brooklyn accent in his voice when he road rages

[@comatosedarkonme4379]

I LOVE this. You getting drunk n doing something that takes being coordinated to do is so entertaining. Or just being drunk content is fun to watch xP

[@idontknow20404]

2:29:54 - 2:51:50 was the best part of the whole stream.

[@Goblin-thebesthousewife]

I am the CEO of sex Thank you for making like my entire week, schlatt, I got a good laugh out of that after a fantastic night

[@ted_kazinsky]

team doors has never heard of bearings, every door has at least 2 wheels so the argument is over

[@louisknudsen2535]

That John Mulaney reference at 50:32 caught me so off guard. One of my favourite youtubers referencing my favourite comedian. Plus, Schlatt doesn't seem like a Mulaney kinda guy

[@OnlySushiCat]

Drunk Schlatt is like a grandma "I love candles and crocheted blankets"

[@riverrosepetal]

Every day shlatt becomes more and more like my dad but not abusive

[@jirohayashi44]

i swear me watching schlatt at 11:30pm IS SO FUNNY and it helps me go to sleep until i have a dream of me wondering what did schlatt do in 99

[@pelature2363]

When schlatt eats something that tastes good you can tell thst he feels nothing but satisfaction, just remembering the chip list video lol

[@nosir0174]

i like watching the chat to see what music is playing at the time

[@melikesmuffins6676]

I would sure love to have "Schrunk" teach me how to drive. I could learn so much from him. Edit: The most terrifying thing about this video is that I couldn't tell the difference between sober and drunk schlatt

[@archer-the-goof]

Gears, bikes, motorcycles, scroll wheels, rotors, most bed posts have wheels, fans (if going off 360 degree rotation), scooters, roller blades/skates, wheel barrows, vacuums, and rc cars. I could do more but it took me like 10 minutes to think of these 😅

[@caitlyn1656]

1:50:40 “have a jambo cam” *mic arm and chat completely covering jambo*

[@YahahaMeister]

Big man shat was flabbergasted when the ruck flipped

[@BabyLegsCodex]

As an irl truck driver I am loving the truck sim videos. Always makes me laugh.

[@aqueous_fireball1622]

schlatt getting mad is the funniest thing ever, especially when you know he'd do and say that shit to real people in a real car on a real highway

[@erin-zf6iv]

that letter from russia was the jschlatt equivalent of eminem recieving a cassette tape from stan

[@lightningisfake]

Schlart: "man these edibles ain't shi-" *5 seconds later* "mom i threw up"

[@quinc3126]

That was probably the most genuine scream ever. It was absolutely hilarious

[@cancan9469]

that last box is so wholesome, the unboxing made me smile. love u big guy, you deserve all the good things that come your way

[@imanimaldonado1626]

I genuinely love these vods I have such a good time I watched unpacking and I loved it

[@funkyfinn69]

I’m so glad that “schlatt” turned me into an “alcoholic”

[@bdasher8556]

(yes I genuinely thought about this argument) Considering the door vs wheel conversation defines a wheel as something resembling... well a wheel, turning the full 360 degrees, I've gotta assume a lot of mechanisms within any number of different objects have wheel - like mechanisms within them. I'll look into it but a door mechanism seems unnecessary outside of it's surface level usage. (edit): umm.... I know this conversation bans this sentiment but uh, technically a doorknob does indeed use the wheel & axle mechanism, and yeah, some electric toothbrushes use wheel & axle mechanisms to spin the bristles of the brush.

[@GRIMMgh0st]

it's evident that the number of wheels in the world is approximately 35.9 billion,approximately 42 billion doors

[@Nugs420]

44:40 He Gets actual road rage at ai fucking beautiful

[@SkibidiSlayerOfficial]

Cars have 5 wheels and possibly only 2 door if it’s a sports car and no doors if it’s like a jeep or something.

[@fatbus0596]

49:01 dude the countdown to the beat drop was glorious

[@justinegerhazi6829]

This man literally stared at a tube of meat for 7 minutes xD

[@crashers1138]

"I mean it tastes good"- schlatt while talking about a CANDLE

[@dragongirl5009]

Sadly I keep missing the streams but it’s still so great having all the vods to watch as I’m smiling the entire time

[@MattheiuGaming]

Its hilarious that i keep watching the side mirrors as if i am driving

[@Tywild327]

Yes, I love watching Jschlatt drink and drive

[@EasilySteezily]

at 50:00 when he says "phone time" while drunk driving a semi truck💀

[@ravenval5046]

when are we going to bully KZbin into changing Copyright rules? I want to listen to the Beach Boys while Schlatt rolls over a 60,000 pound diesel Destroyer whenever I want

[@charismatic_writer]

What song was it?

[@Stickyman123]

I used to be a scruncher, but then small bits of the tp would get stuck in my bunghole and the rest.. the rest I will not explain.

[@TheCharShowYT]

literally almost crashed into a drunk driving sign in my home town 32:54. this is awesome

[@bluemoon1368]

2:58:16

[@TheCharShowYT]

?

[@Asher-nn7ji]

i cannot believe i watched a 4 hour video about a drunk guy driving and rambling.

[@conspicuous4873]

Most sliding doors have wheels Pulley systems are many wheels Gears are classified as wheels Lego has more wheels than doors Drawers have wheels often Most tech has wheels Engines have wheels Most car doors these days have wheels in them for automatic opening So many more wheels than doors

[@null3752]

i love how people immediately goes to y=mx + b when talking about calculus

[@Sheahova]

I like how the last 2 hours took more than the first 75% of the trip

[@phantomflair5546]

Schlatt’s math teacher was an evil genius. He was conditioning them to fall asleep whenever they smoke.

[@jeb156]

2:47:33 That is the most emotional scream from Schlatt I've ever heard.

[@tristinsperry5171]

the sheer mount of wheel on an assembly line. also engines are full of wheels

[@sKeLy00]

this man is the highlight of my day whenever he streams

[@AMan_629]

To add to the wheels side. Every go kart and golf cart have 4 wheels and no doors. Roller skates/blades. Every set of tires sitting in mechanic shops and wheel making factories. spares they keep at car races and nascar cars don’t have doors. Jeep wranglers don’t have doors. Any toy car. 2 door coups with 4 wheels a spare and steering wheel. Those things with 2 wheels that r used to move heavy furniture. Some garbage pales have wheels. Healies. Those 2 wheel hoverboard things that were popular in 2016. It’s wheels and it might be separated by over a 500 mil margin.

[@systemerror404notfound]

YES!!!! I love watching these when I need something calming to watch

[@svmoki]

it seems chaos and tranquility go hand in hand, atleast when it comes to a schlatt stream

[@NoahMartin-bz7rn]

idkw, but EVERY TIME i fall asleep watching youtube, i wake up to a schlatt video. Anyone else?

[@michaeldaigle7207]

Watched this all the way through for the second time, besides the last half hour of the po box segment because i've watched it on its own a couple times before. Raced some forza horizon 3 and drank a half a liter of white rum through it. Going to bed. Thanks for helping to keep me alive schlatt.