Schlatt's Dangerous New Habit! - Chuckle Sandwich EP 47

[@captainsavy8271]

how lovely to see Charlie, Ted, and Pebbles from the Flinstones all together again.

[@ryanshurtz1455]

I think you ment to say Charlie, Ted, and "Pebbles"

[@captainsavy8271]

@@ryanshurtz1455 I think you meant to say "meant" not ment:

[@Jake-nh5th]

@@captainsavy8271 I think you meant to say "ment" not "ment:"

[@madidadi6261]

i audibly laughed at this. its fruity pebbles

[@ot8giant]

YOU DID NOT-

[@leotannen6557]

This podcast feels like couples therapy

[@TheHalloween_Jack]

32:55, and 33:10 and 33:25 especially

[@mabbie]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while ripping ass in a diner booth

[@thefungus4220]

I read this right as Charlie said that

[@ALI-bn4iy]

Amen

[@Kbbrianne]

As a woman I find this kind of misinformation in an age of new media to be dangerous and irresponsible. I have not, to my knowledge, ever pooped.

[@FL0ra_favvn]

Or farted.

[@Maxxxypad]

not even a shart ever once

[@ellagreenwood7937]

It’s truly a shame they would mislead there audience like that. Fake news is everywhere these days 😔

[@v0r4kh]

to.. to your knowledge? so there’s a chance you didn’t notice??

[@killswitch69]

@@v0r4khyeah even if women did fart we wouldnt feel it. No nerves in the butthole.

[@Sbearzalot]

this set makes them look like they're filming in a dark void

[@embop1266]

chuckle sandwich sprouted from the void as the heavens and earth did in ancient mythology

[@therandomguyonyoutube6415]

Ted banished them to the Void Dome

[@AMan-xz7tx]

it was the only way to contain "them", Ted "Knee-Breaker" Nivison, charlie (reference classified document: the "Chulk"), and "Jschlatt" (see attached document, NYPD;9.12.1999-C19, case type; cold/unresolved, prime suspect: alias "Schlatt")

[@terragg]

it’s so much a diner and so much not, it’s amazing. it’s like i’m in a fever dream in the fuckin void diner

[@Zzekkoo]

This is where you go when you die and are sent to purgatory

[@luckyducky5994]

Something about when Ted, Schlatt, and Charlie are in the same space makes the podcast instantly 10x better than it already is

[@redmist6630]

heheeh, bomb threats

[@camryn_nicole418]

Perfect podcast to listen to while “eating” the Slimy Slider

[@MintySoph]

Truly, the Slimy Slider is eating you from the insides. Taking your body slowly, becoming what you really should have been, your real-self.

[@imflippant9534]

I love when it slides down my throat, makes me feel alive. The goop seems to add some feeling to my body. Something I have not yet experienced.

[@error-err-1016]

Say goodbye to your knees 🙂

[@camryn_nicole418]

@@MintySoph wow what a ride!! :)

[@kackling8446]

I mean you can’t really stop so you might as well

[@nick-nd8ey]

Actually, this reminds me of a funny story! A couple years ago, I was at the pharmacy buying some cough syrup, and lo and behold, I see Ted Nivison. Being the huge fan that I was, I obviously wanted to introduce myself to him and see if I could get a picture or something (without being a weird Parasocial fan, obviously). As I walk up to say hi, he grabs my wrist and asks me if I'm going to use that cough syrup to make lean. Confused, I simply reply that I've had a cough recently and wanted to see if the cough syrup would help. He then breaks my arm in half, throws me to the ground, and throws the shelf on top of me. He takes my cough syrup and tells me I don't deserve it before walking away, leaving only a vague memory of the experience and thousands of bruises. Classic Ted!

[@TreyHawk1617]

I’m not reading all that

[@ssspongebob6803]

I don't think that's funny

[@ssspongebob6803]

Is that is real name?

[@connor7272]

What a silly guy

[@tumpo8520]

It's nice to see "Schlatt" is finally sprouting. I can't wait to see the "man" he will grow to be.

[@partyrackin9793]

sprouting into a little leaf with that hair!

[@Yourmom-fl9mq]

Ah yes

[@lifewithkids5231]

if I see onna these quotation mark schlatt youtube memes again im kms fr

[@lifewithkids5231]

@@JohannesFritz552 bro you beat this horse to a pulp. let the joke die out it isn’t funny anymore

[@hessticle654]

He'll sprout into Goblin man

[@ClaireSunshine]

33:05 I'm fucking sobbing this is so funny, Ted just absolutely loses it

[@okthx4urdad]

Schmitt has a beautiful bun going on, he should become a stylist

[@skellybelli4060]

SCHMITT LOL

[@gaguna6433]

Yeah like how did he keep his hair so glossy??? Head & Shoulders def isn't playing part

[@skyre5528]

@@gaguna6433 schlatt has incredible hair genetics. I mean look at that hairline.

[@ryanshurtz1455]

I think you ment to say "Schmitt" But yea hes got a pretty good bun goen on there

[@mikey_is_a_loser4232]

1000th like

[@mocco1612]

32:49 charlie’s interpretation of the word vs everyone else’s is the most telling thing ever

[@generalkt5398]

Ah, the return of Chuckle Week. Would love to see another Chuckle Dungeon, Charlie!

[@BigRohDog]

They’ve recorded another one, he made a tweet saying it

[@King_Dragmire]

@@BigRohDog woooo yeaaah baby that's what we're here for that's what it's all about.

[@nosleep9816]

YESSS

[@edwin6574]

@@BigRohDog LETS FRICKING GO

[@Dave-ei4jp]

Lets go that episode inspired me to try it with my friends

[@EmperorJCicero]

The perfect podcast to "ruminate" to, while "torquing" a family of three.

[@audery7780]

Ted's screech at 33:09 was so powerful that my cat (who, seconds earlier, was sleeping peacefully next to me) jolted awake

[@joelyt1682]

Boruff is the father figure that's just chilling while his three children argue about useless shit.

[@nextgenfail1794]

Can we all take a second to appreciate that bio-cock harmony at the beginning of the episode?? That was unironically really good

[@papriko9411]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT. I literally kept replying that part lol💀

[@rybug]

i like how the entire air bnb segment is like watching husband and wife argue while charlie just sits there listening

[@myfriendkirby]

IT TOOK ME A SOLID 18 SECONDS OF WATCHING BEFORE I PROCESSED THAT THEY'RE ALL TOGETHER AND THAT THIS IS CHUCKLE WEEK

[@beanbagburrito]

@@joao-c1l that's next week, common misconception

[@ishimarukiyotaka1556]

im so glad schlatt is comfortable enough in his sexuality that he is now doing his silly big guy poppers in front of his homophobic business partners !!! we support you!!!!

[@Zykus.]

what

[@screamy_]

couldnt agree more 👏 👏 👏

[@FreezingmoonDSBM]

Gay is ok 😎

[@thebacteriawasbeatentodeath]

Wait wdym homophobic business partners? (Also I'm only like 29 seconds into the podcast so if this is a joke then just ignore this lol)

[@FreezingmoonDSBM]

@@thebacteriawasbeatentodeath it’s a joke (they are gay)

[@maddyk1m]

this is a great podcast to watch while being a woman

[@brookey4625]

Ha

[@mobi4482]

Lmao

[@gl17chygirl]

i agree, i didnt know i could shit until now

[@potassiumnitrate420]

Guess you didn't wanna be a lizard, huh?

[@kyirid]

this is a great podcast to watch while wanting to be a woman

[@joughnut0612]

An heirloom tomato is not a type of tomato. It’s more of a category. An heirloom tomato is basically a tomato that comes from the original tomatoes that have not been super genetically modified. There’s big beef, pineapple, San marzano etc. They come in all shapes and sizes

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

Holy Shit its chuckle week. This is exactly what we needed right now.

[@squibitybeebop]

charlie was right about rumination! i know this because i, like charlie, am from yee yee virginia (also actually northern virginia and not that southern), and i have goats. goats, as well as cows and other hooved herbivores, have multiple stomachs (usually four), and rumination is a part of their digestive process in which they regurgitate food (called cud at this point in the process) from their esophagus back into their mouth to chew it further- this is called “chewing their cud.” the cud then passes into their large stomach, which is called the rumen. i promise this is a real fact and not some fossilizing snails bullshit edit: god fucking damn it they just validated him and now my comment is useless

[@Aeternus75]

Funny enough some species of snails can essentially fossilise, some can literally go years completely without food or water. Also I was 2 months late because I was also fossilising like a snail for the past 2 months.

[@shlooshploosh587]

This is a great podcast too watch while questioning where your skin went Update: I found it, Ted had stolen it, I didn't get it back though, he smashed my knees with a bat before I got a chance

[@sheikhtables2078]

so true

[@cardrabitt1159]

It’s probably somewhere in the garbage disposal

[@Yourmom-fl9mq]

Well said

[@zombiedd_]

I think Ted took it ngl

[@exalted_space9224]

Still got my skin

[@derpy487]

As someone who is born and raised in Las Vegas, I really despise seeing a single California license plate. I always put 2 hands on the steering wheel because these parasites are allergic to traffic laws. Also I really like "Schlatt's" new hair style. Glad to see he's supporting Team Trees to this day. 👍

[@Shlosched]

I was wondering why Schlatt was drinking out of the carton sideways, and I realized- it’s cause of his huge Schnoz.

[@TheStarGuy200]

I love Schlatt and his big schmile.

[@shookravioli]

Bahahaha

[@jimmyneutron4360]

@@TheStarGuy200 i love Schlatt and his big schlong

[@r0b0kat]

It's so nice to see Ted, Charlie, and the girl from trolls reunited

[@LessTh3nThree]

THE PERFECT PODCAST TO LISTEN TO DURING THE RETURN OF CHUCKLE WEEK

[@knife-drawer]

33:23 Dang when Ted was really grilling Schlatt you almost feel bad for him Until you remember what he did to those kids in 1999

[@quinnrathmell5790]

I'm so glad they're back together!

[@voomity]

Yeah after their divorce it seemed difficult at first but im glad theyre getting along again

[@Aurora_Animates]

100th like :D and I agree it’s awesome :3

[@Hattoresu]

Ted: * in the middle of explaining the troubles of someone with no shins after he hit them in said shin with a metal bat * Charlie: _Squidgame!_ Ted: mhm. Schlatt: _…what?_

[@Arjido]

Thank you for saying exactly what they did! I forgot how to process english when they said it, so reading it back is very helpful

[@Hattoresu]

@@Arjido c’mon man I jus wanted to point out the absurdity of their interactions

[@Arjido]

@@Hattoresu i was just thanking you. Whats the problem?

[@Hattoresu]

@@Arjido I’m sorry I thought you were being sarcastic h

[@gustavofryup]

this the perfect podcast to listen to while getting drowned in Chinese food.

[@nickdotjpg]

"you look like a smurf without the blue" is the funniest fucking insult ive ever heard

[@hambnuger4336]

I love schlatts hairstyle. Like a fountain of brown flowing over his head.

[@fordsrest]

6:37 charlie's foreshadowing here is impeccable

[@jjaysolana]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while running over a family of three with a tesla

[@elginge3115]

Ok so heirloom tomatoes exist because people went back to older, less modified tomato like seeds or plants or whatever in an effort to make them like more gourmet I guess, they’re kinda just weird looking tomatoes with less edible parts than normal ones you’re welcome everyone

[@revilno]

This is my favorite podcast to listen to while enacting my addictions

[@vesper1799]

Perfect podcast to listen to while having a scrunkly ol time

[@callumscomedyclub]

These podcasts are even more amazing when you guys record in the same room

[@adamkwarren21]

I’m taking the line “you look like a Smurf without the blue”

[@thepirate3526]

I get scared when the boys get loud. I just want to see them chuckle.

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

16:16 really loving Boruff cam. Give us more of that hunk.

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

This is the perfect podcast to listening to while coming out of virginia

[@hazzelonline8718]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while wondering if Boruff dreads chuckle week as much as I love it

[@chevybounds2104]

This is a good podcast to listen to while questioning where my skin is

[@plushiskunk]

ted took it

[@DripBox07]

18:56 I love castle crashers so much, I remember me and my sister played it with our cousins and we would always laugh at the pooping deer.

[@Shlosched]

I’m 5 minutes in and I’ve already laughed so hard that I’m in tears. Welcome back Chuckle Week. I love this podcast.

[@tireddipstick1661]

Schlatt and Charlie have fucked around about Ted being ruthless so much he's just becoming what they tell him 💀 the whole teds fancy words section is so good

[@shadowpajamas]

thank you to whoever does the timestamps. i love getting a sneak peak at the insanity and mind boggling transitions before watching.

[@_The]

The bomb threat bit was unironically one of, if not the, funniest bit on this podcast.

[@thecanadianguy1662]

As a fan of the Yogscast since I was young, you guys have to get Sips on here some how, that would be a meeting of Titans, SipsCO and SchlattCO

[@lilnass6891]

10:30 that’s giving me flashbacks to when Charlie was gaslit into believing he dreamed about the hole

[@chucklesandwichhighlights]

Chuckle Week is BACK!

[@myst1c309]

0:36 the harmony 😭

[@mads_7733]

Hearing about weston on a podcast feels like a fever dream

[@legend-pw2hw]

a "mukbang" type video where the boys make and eat their favourite sanwiches on camera would be sick, cooking content potential as well

[@rufus_21]

“Schlatts” “hair” is making me laugh so hard while I look for my “skin”

[@maylyd859]

little does schlatt know, that wiafu candy has sucralose and is reversing the work of all his probiotics

[@captainsavy8271]

this is a great podcast to listen to while you follow a "pebbles for the Flinstones" hair tutorial to cosplay as shlatt.

[@bmepnt]

Perfect podcast to listen to when being pursued by the Albuquerque police department for an alleged incident in 2014

[@shadowsun9537]

This is the best podcast to listen to while i'm indulging on my own bad habits and descending into a spiral of madness and insanity

[@jaythepotato645]

8:36 immediate Safelite commercial where a rock is thrown at a windshield Perfect timing

[@maskedninja111]

It happened for me too, except as an ad for Keto.

[@vampiresgrave]

everytime i see more than charlie's head, i cant stop seeing just how in shape he is

[@OwlCitttty]

This is the perfect podcast to feed myself milk and honey, lock myself in a coffin and float on a river to.

[@revilno]

This is my favorite podcast to listen to while having my skin flip

[@revilno]

@i told u ratio

[@NumLokke]

55:07 I thought for sure Schlatt was just going to yell and then immediately hang up

[@JJ_436]

It was really wholesome when Schlatt said all those nice things about Charlie

[@Retrolizer]

I love how this show has just become two serial killers and a goopy guy

[@lukevolts9005]

Perfect podcast to listen to whilst training my calves to make up for my unhealable shin injuries.

[@grubbu7073]

You know sometimes the hostility on this show feels very real and teds cavemen bit was one of them

[@baston3205]

21:36 this pan to schlatt kills me

[@kibi3072]

I love how productive this podcast was. So many different planned topics that they covered, like schlatt looking like a palm tree, and the definition of pastiche, and how many tomatoes Charlie can fit into his mouth, that I could really take out and use in real life

[@kcat420]

Incredible podcast to watch while hiding in a storage closet at work while customers wait impatiently by the register

[@binwsk]

Sometimes I can’t believe that Ted is the same person who created big lion

[@OnlySushiCat]

I feel that Ted and Charlie talk about Schlatt as a Babyman because hes the younger of the group lol

[@trevornokes9251]

Don’t diss a Tacoma, I had a Tacoma in high school and I tell you that was one hell of a machine.

[@lol1cris]

I am so happy that Charlie, Ted, and a Palm tree are doing another chuckle week.

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while promising to end your bad habits and never following through.

[@mcdongle8752]

Pastiche: a literary, artistic, musical, or architectural work that imitates the style of previous work

[@livvidity]

the schlatt harvest is plentiful this year

[@cardinalityy]

This is the perfect podcast to fight off "zombies" with the "peashooter" on "top" of "Schlatt"'s "head"

[@ave4757]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while ruminating and chulking

[@cheesejam3773]

46:56 The mention of pocket reminded me of pocket camp, and so I realize jschlatt ponytail looks like Isabelle's ponytail

[@thyyle9624]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being a women and pooping

[@skellybelli4060]

true

[@catroe]

Perfect podcast to listen to while eating the boiled chicken noodle sandwich

[@pomuhgranate4232]

The perfect podcast to watch while enjoying a big plate of collard greens

[@pemo2676]

STRONG ENDING on this one, amazing culmination

[@evoraptor5532]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while boiling a beagle beanie baby I found in a camp site with the strange title of favourite puppy in a large cooking pot (reference to Young Ted nivisons psychopathic tendencies)

[@RandomUser11170]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while regretting your life choices

[@sverenagain]

the perfect podcast to listen to while squinching 14 tomatos into your mouth

[@Mike-et9no]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while struggling through salmonella

[@lotus.277]

this is a great podcast to slowly lose yourself to the endless void to

[@kavarrah]

always love a new chuckle sandwich while pretending “schlatt” is real

[@user-li3iq6pf6z]

Perfect sandwich to listen while eating a podcast

[@natalie-xy6eh]

can't explain in words how happy this podcast makes me. keep up the great work fellas

[@kenzimybeloved]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while writhing in pain

[@nomorenames7323]

This is the best podcast to listen to when you’re cleaning your rifle in a WWII foxhole.

[@juicycomputers7016]

This is a great podcast to watch while remembering what happened in 1999