Unlawful "Would You Rather?" Questions | Chuckle Sandwich

[@jluck676]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while having a functional neck

[@somequeer69]

Agreed

[@Picksle]

great episode to listen to while not doing SHOULDER exercises and tearing the muscles in my NECK cause how would that even happen

[@neopolitan609]

its still pretty good without a functional one

[@biggestgooner1]

Come here so I can break it

[@bryanchamberlain790]

This comment is alarming to me having not started the video yet

[@NachoGunk]

28:32 “I’m fuckin the dog, I’m fucking the dog Ted” what a clip ngl

[@Huntist7]

That bit made me laugh so damn hard

[@isaacbrown2000]

@@Huntist7same here man

[@isaacbrown2000]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hastypinhas]

god's work

[@IAmPossiblyAlpharius]

*The boys violin*

[@XxBigDaddyDagothxX]

this podcast really feels like Tucker is a psychiatrist interviewing his two most insane patients as they ramble to each other incoherently. I love it

[@Lilpeepkinn]

This is the most accurate description about this dynamic I’ve ever heard😂

[@islandsicedtea]

He’s mostly observing them, presenting them with stimuli (content) and seeing how they react, and every once in a while he finds himself joining in their insane conversation purely because it’s so entertaining 😂😂

[@aniyilator]

Hahaha, yeaaaah

[@tango976]

frankly i enjoyed them talking in the background while the intro plays they should do that every episode forever

[@iicybrii4883]

didn't someone ask about that in the other speakpipe episode?

[@nickdotjpg]

@@iicybrii4883yes, they asked what they do while the intro plays.

[@Nonya._.]

@@nickdotjpgwhat was their answer?

[@ArcticArmy]

@@Nonya._. that the intro is edited in, and there is no pause time

[@slushy_vr]

@@Nonya._.they said they don’t do anything, they say “welcome to chuckle sandwich” and then start talking immediately, they just add the intro

[@joshuapurdy6901]

Time stamps: Start: 0:00 End: 1:01:13

[@hibuddy2768]

Thank you so much. I didn’t feel like watching through the whole video to find these

[@chachase879]

Truly the time stamps of all time

[@nebroc12]

My hero😊😂😊❤😊😂😊😊😂

[@jonasfrydenlund3641]

could you write down the middle?

[@redairhead]

@@jonasfrydenlund3641 i gotchu 30:36

[@TedNivison]

my neck is healed now I'll have you all know

[@soupforfree]

yk ted i woke up this morning with a sore neck so im choosing to believe you passed your pain onto me

[@over7532]

Glad to hear it man, same thing happened to me a few weeks ago, it's rough.

[@gloppy3612]

limp neck

[@pg14s]

Sure buddy

[@crix_h3eadshotgg992]

Sure buddy

[@jackb7482]

Schlatt giving Ted a genuine compliment and then immediately insulting him is a classic schlatt move

[@TheCharmedRose]

timestamp?

[@ThisUploaded]

​@@TheCharmedRoseyou don't even need a timestamp, this is so predictable it applies to every single episode.

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Pls tell us time stamp

[@arberberiecartiveri6460]

​@@TheCharmedRose literally the beginning of the episode lol

[@sneakysnail12]

@@TheCharmedRose0:05

[@lucasfalco9084]

I love how three men and microphones manage to make my day every single time they upload

[@gyrgamer8936]

Lies

[@FieldAgent-D]

Truths

[@ch3m1c4l_c0ff1n]

They always manage to make our day worse

[@bonnibelio_]

two men and one ~thing~

[@Crispy2Dispy]

@@bonnibelio_ "tucker"

[@kiwiplanett]

“my family tree is comprised entirely of humans” got me good lmao

[@randomperson5086]

“2025 is gonna be crazy” - Schlagg knowing full well it will be Ted’s final moments

[@SillyLittleJrwiener]

October 25, 2025 isn’t too far

[@mutantsandmemes]

​@@SillyLittleJrwienerand October 23rd* 2025 is even closer...

[@kyin45]

Thats my fuckin birthday. Unrelated was just weird to see. @@SillyLittleJrwiener

[@jeremybot1]

@@kyin45 how are you typing this, you're -2 years old

[@ilovemydogs5725]

@@jeremybot1bruh.

[@LessTh3nThree]

Letting tucker talk during the intro but not being in the intro is a damn war crime.

[@over7532]

There's not an enormous catalog of tucker footage like there is of them, I'm sure he'll be in a future version of it

[@LessTh3nThree]

@@over7532 dog shit tucker hater excuse. Theres plenty of footage of him now

[@tommysweats9230]

I love how they didn’t even consider the other option of the tree/baby debate which was just choosing not to meet your soulmate. They were fully committed to forcing someone to eat a baby and or monkey puzzle tree

[@mrp1796]

or the singing/dancing at funerals

[@Memu_]

Well meeting your soulmate is pretty desirable

[@oh_good_more_bullshit9613]

I haven’t gotten to that part yet and this comment has me lost

[@theedgelord2689]

The monkey puzzle tree is apparently endangered. If schlatt eats one he is going to be arrested 💀

[@nattpearl]

okay but look at it. i’m sure they’ll understand

[@nataliakurinnyy6831]

As if eating a baby is legal lol

[@abrupta]

As if eating a baby is legal lol

[@Lordofbones96803]

As if eating a baby is legal lol

[@aquaticalateralis]

As if eating a baby is legal lol

[@chaples_]

i love how the cinamatography of this episode is really good because schlatt is so warmed tone and ted is so cool toned, it makes a really nice constrast. That is the end of the good things i have to say about chuckle sandwich

[@AlexssandroMeneses]

I enjoyed the Real Time intro. It was nice of you guys too let all of us,hearing you this time,instead of sitting in silence.

[@Mad_Ancient_Computer_700AD]

Unironically Tucker's bit about watching his parents fuck was literally one of the funniest things to happen in the whole podcast. Edit: also tucker's "MINE DOESN'T!"

[@corbinnicholson945]

What episode was the "mine doesnt" again, ive been trying to find it

[@Mad_Ancient_Computer_700AD]

@@corbinnicholson945 It's later in this one

[@corbinnicholson945]

​@@Mad_Ancient_Computer_700AD i thought it was a thing they laughed about for like a full minute in another episode too

[@anublsunder]

No it wasn’t

[@FukaiKokoro]

I had three cats. Two of them didn't care about covering up their poops. It was horrible. My third cat who recently passed away her name was Zoey. Zoey felt like it was he job covering up the other two cats poops. Anytime it was smelly id gab her and throw her in the litter and she'd cover it. I miss her so much. She was such a good cat. She was probably the most affectionate cat I've ever had. She was my sunshine in this grey hell we live. Her personality was the color yellow.

[@FukaiKokoro]

Just so y'all know I'm referring to the DINK section where schlatt is talking about Jambo.

[@jakeomako4992]

im sorry that happened. ask Jesus to give you happiness, He will.

[@A_swarm_of_bees_]

Zoey sounds absolutely delightfull

[@bignonoIamAgirl]

schlatt looks especially cozy in that hoodie and the warm lighting in the back

[@SterraRoar]

32:42 that white boy rhythm is what I needed in my life today, bless you Schlatt

[@ic236]

"Would you eat a tree for me" is the superior "would you still love me if i was a worm" question. I think if you boil the bark, it wouldn't be bad

[@starfrog1999]

when my grandpa was super poor he would peel bark off of trees to eat in the winter, so it's definitely doable

[@aurelien5747]

considering I’ve seen ice cream of oak trees, I’m sure eating the tree is not only doable but you can make it pretty good too I bet

[@KalicatYT]

you MIGHT not wanna do another lovejoy thing ted...

[@ree1425]

wait why? i heard wilbur did smth but im really outta the loop would you mind explaining for me😭 if not i totally understand!! anyways have a lovely day

[@rainbowfartfairy]

@@ree1425I don rlly know but I pretty sure he was exposed or something as a domestic abuser by one of his past gf’s and others

[@soratimii3628]

@@ree1425there were allegations about him being abusive in his relationship with shubble

[@spartanrandom1904]

@@soratimii3628theyve been backed up so assumed true

[@monochrosomnia]

i like the sillyness on display during this episode this episode is jolly coded

[@familysmith570]

Shlatt was very silly in this one

[@gaudymade]

Ted reminds me so much of my old english teacher back in 8th grade. In the middle of the school year he got divorced, became an alcoholic and moved next to a swingers club. I heard that he almost got his leg amputated and didn‘t come to school for a whole year. After he returned he had grown an El Bandito mustache. Good times. I don‘t see him anymore but seeing Ted just gives me a nostalgic feel, man. Grow a mustache pls. xoxo

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

Relatable.

[@Bagel920]

Can’t wait to see what adjective they use to describe their next episode!!

[@UwU-wq6si]

i like that tucker is slowerly being incorporated more and more into the podcast. we stan tucker❤

[@Axxihere]

Slowerly

[@Verogram]

Slowerly

[@angryone106]

Perfect podcast to listen to while

[@neilfan1016]

me too I

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

This comment is

[@RaveZion]

24:06 Nah, that Ronnie fella got me with that Schatt bit. I know everyone does it, but somehow that's the one that killed me 😭

[@fluffyfox4082]

Thank you I am quite funny

[@rrameir]

I love how three men and microphones manage to ruin my day every single time they upload

[@thaitoan4760]

Cumpy should be Chuckle sandwich's official mascot

[@4Four_Studios]

This needs to stop.

[@velverosa5217]

@@4Four_Studiosnever

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

​@@4Four_Studios Cumpy messing with your head?

[@Micha-Hil]

28:35 what you're looking for

[@puppy2745]

i hope ted's neck heals better, always love seeing the big guy and tucker, and CUMPY LIVES ONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! PRAISE CUMPY WE LOVE CUMPY!!!!!!

[@lendon01]

tucker wearing the either hated or ignored album cover shirt is funny asf to me and kind of on character

[@joedee_v2186]

The family tree joke made me uncontrollably laugh for no reason

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

I suggest sobriety.

[@kylethemofo1151]

Tucker’s Either Hated or Ignored sweater gives me so much more respect for him 💪💪

[@lizardtwister7638]

Did not expect schlatt to make me cry today lmao. “Fewer and fewer discord calls”

[@hello-sz7hp]

Would you rather it be 63 or 36 degrees on Christmas?

[@Odditycuriosity]

the talking during the intro was a delightful little treat

[@Angus_fO]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the genuine reaction Schlatt had to the Sleep Deprived crew. Wholesome 👏

[@Olliety1]

one of my favorite things to do on chuckle sandwich videos is just start pressing numbers to skip to random parts of the videos and hear the most out of pocket things with no context. 5 was wild.

[@ComradeWarren]

Ted and Schlatt never fail to fill us with their creamy content 😊

[@WormMilker]

what! 🙂

[@elijahorsmthh]

Alright bro what the flip

[@Bigmacisbetter]

Hold up

[@jump_the_clouds5624]

📸 🤨

[@bonnibelio_]

don't say things anymore please 😊

[@joacopert2332]

Schlatt mentioning one of the most recognizable trees of chile feels like a fever dream 19:15

[@randomperson5086]

This is the perfect podcast to eat unlimited bacon too ❤

[@wyattkessell]

But not to play unlimited games :(

[@dostuff7582]

28:14 This is what causes the dog reaction

[@sarahjurassicaparker8018]

Bless you

[@alonzobrinkerhoff108]

My favorite episodes are the ones where the hosts are clearly affected by some type of illicit substance

[@Glenn_Quagmire]

42:24 tuckers little "hohoh yeah" after schlart said Marceline

[@spoink-x3z]

Schlatts new cut makes him look like the face reveal pic just with side burns.

[@thecampfire4877]

Idk why, but the talking during the intro bit really tickled my funny bone lol I was laughing too hard at that

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

💀

[@4rtie]

Odd that Ted wouldn't eat a pine despite them being one of the most edible trees

[@A_Toaster]

Can you personally attest to this?

[@4rtie]

@@A_Toaster yeah. You've never eaten pine needles? They're very citrusey. Best when new growth on the ends of the branches.

[@aquaticalateralis]

​@@4rtie plus you can make jam out of baby pinecones

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

​@@A_Toaster I have eaten pine needles, inner bark, pine nuts, and roots.

[@loadedloaf]

I’m gonna need these to be like 4 hours long

[@LETSR0CKANDR0LL19]

38:46 I didn’t fucking think ANYONE on Chuckle Sandwich would mention Flamingo wtf omg Schlatt your so awesome sauce

[@juicyjuustar121]

I'm sorry but referring to the guys as "Flatt", "Bed", and "Trucker" is so fucking funny to me

[@firewhite]

The intro music bit genuinely made me laugh so hard after the other guy who questioned about it

[@King_Caleb]

13:05 Petition to include tucker more into the podcast, this man is hilarious and I want more. Bro needs more time to shine.

[@grobblesnop]

Chuckle Sandwich never fails to improve my day.

[@fredbeardelamater]

53:15 Eventually you’ll have experienced everything that happened in the park on that day. Every inch of the park, you will eventually see every moment. Every dropped ice cream, every puking parkgoer. And then you can use that knowledge… you can change the timeline for the day and then it’ll reset… genuinely gotta be one of the coolest things to do tbh… cause if you keep changing things, butterfly effecting things or even just causing a park wide event… every day will still be different in some way… so many people you come across, so many places to be, every square inch of the park can be a different timeline…

[@surmillius]

tucker is coming out of his shell so much, what a gem

[@Diraije]

This is the technically the first time Tucker has been in the musical intro!

[@PNWMan]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to Would You Rather? - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 8

[@oddyssi]

42:43 hes absolutely right.

[@alik9783]

i love how they've made the liminal space during the intro canon

[@levitator45]

7:15 leaving this time stamp for myself because that is one of the funniest moments

[@GMacYT]

28:19 The context of the clip 28:34 The clip

[@imunkeyy]

1:00:46 Was not expecting HIM to have a cameo this episode, big surprise!

[@Malicos969]

new favourite podcast. please keep going I can relate you guys a lot lol

[@markusdied5569]

LOL 7:27 Schlatt talking about cats licking… whoever is doing the cleaning is the Alpha Cat. my cats do this and when the beta tries to clean the alpha they get their ass whooped 😂

[@chloejarvis1]

I am ~vibing~ with Schlatt’s haircut ngl

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

The face haircut?

[@BoltBoy21]

I have never chuckled this much on a weekly basis

[@wassimlazam6408]

I feel like I've seen this exact title maybe 5 times before. 💀 I love it, keep it up boys

[@dracodistortion9447]

you guys should do a chuckle sandwich livestream on KZbin and at the beginning stare at the camera as the themesong plays and stay motionless the whole time

[@jamescarmack3212]

the talking during the intro was peak 😂

[@onecrustychad7184]

Pod idea: ask people to do impressions of you guys and rate them. That'd be sick

[@ToastGhost0731]

Time to chuckle

[@hunterjensen3935]

🥪

[@SillyLittleJrwiener]

🥪

[@bucketheadmud]

🥪

[@KitKat-hn1vt]

Usually im an audio listener and this was my first time seeing Tucker xD however, it fit my mental image so im happy

[@macdaniels9887]

THE BIT DURING THE MUSIC HAD ME DYING

[@Esthe_sia]

I like that “shlatt” started showing his “hair”, it’s like when the guy adventure time took off the hat.

[@papanut3305]

This is the perfect podcast to edge and goon to

[@Big._.guy3106]

this is the perfect podcast to talk during the intro!

[@nicksmackerz]

LOL hearing Schlatt talk about 'DINKS' is hilarious being from Maine thats the word we use to call eachother slang for essentially the same use as dickhead/asshole, we even have hot dog stands called Dinky Dogs

[@ammoniacloudz34]

This is by FAR the best way to relax after a long day at work by listening to the newest Chuckle Sandwich podcast :)

[@JustThatMemer]

Unlawful, just like what "schlogg" did in '99

[@panchamboi]

I agree however all the people who attempted to capture “schliggus” are gone

[@TheCanorVoidwalker]

"Shluggs" still hasn't been caught after all this time, what an outstandingly successful criminal

[@iicybrii4883]

shleelogofuschahippopkunuriott

[@brockbroadbent3722]

Why is schlogg looking so good

[@FieldAgent-D]

Why are we being mean to schla- schla-.....Schlor-....SchlaaaaaaaaghhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH......"Hey guys Schatt here."

[@leightonshelley]

15:27 Everything is just ash if you light in on fire long enough, so just depends on how much ash you want to eat. And then, just put a little into a smoothie every day until your done! That'd be easy to realize if you needed to eat a whole tree, but for the other need-not-be-mentioned option, there is an implied assumption of just cooking it rather than utterly evaporating it. Which means my partner could deal with the tree, and I dont need to ever need to mention what I had to do... Lol pretty simple question hehehehehe 😅

[@Raincally]

28:35 This is so funny even without context

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Flat, Bed & Trucker is by far the best one we have ever heard

[@Diraije]

Ted is the type of guy to be in a neck brace And the type of guy to put in me in a neck brace

[@avbyhunter]

this is the perfect podcast to talk during the intro to

[@Diraije]

One day they will run out of synonyms to use for their would you rather 😂

[@Hollow_Vex]

I love how this thumbnail mirrors the most popular would you rather episode, Good little call-back

[@juliasmith1476]

loved tucker this epidsode. extra funny today 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥😘

[@ndnerd1781]

I'm surprised they forgot bonsai trees exist in their conversation following the 2nd caller. Seems like a no-brainer tree-eating option without immediately choosing the smallest tree species

[@justanapewithinternetacces9803]

why did schlatt maintain such intense eye contact with us

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

👁️👁️

[@fishingnorthflorida5549]

28:59 Schlaggersouls and Titz really screwed the pooch on this one

[@thelazyone14197]

Flamingo mention goes hard

[@jaquiblue1416]

48:31 Schlatt be making plans to avoid the Shadow Man.

[@AiligDev]

Maybe no lovejoy anymore.

[@callummcneill6266]

These would you rather are both the least effort and my favourite type of chuckle sandwich episodes

[@redbeardrich4511]

I knew they wouldnt have the balls to read my would you rather on the air

[@MrMoth69]

Man that first "Would You Rather" question for Ted aged like pilk

[@tictac2102]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while fucking with the creepy schizophrenia induced old man in the corner of my room.

[@Exploding_Bagels]

28:35 *homelander i can do whatever I want violin starts playing*

[@karinaespa7246]

perfect video to end my finals week

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

U pass?

[@diarm77]

For anyone wondering it’s Chuckle Sandwich #104 28:27