Schlatt's Texas Nightmare II - Chuckle Sandwich EP 74

[@seanunknown6868]

that ending just took me from a tucker fan to a tucker lover

[@monogamousmatt546]

Some tender tucker lovin

[@belablanck]

He has many lovers

[@gamblerofrats]

I am the tucker hater club CEO

[@Charliehotdog79]

Average tucker fan vs average Tucker enjoyer

[@kidgquiff]

Top teir Tucker tomfoolery

[@konumbra]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while strangling tucker haters

[@dreamman5588]

I have a strong feeling Tucker has control over pined comments Edit: (I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to get you unpinned, I think Tucker's just butt hurt)

[@jerrunholt5571]

@@dreamman5588 idk man you kind of sound a bit like a tucker hater and we just can’t have that. I’ll be at your location soon

[@uninterestedcat8429]

*BASED*

[@uninterestedcat8429]

W take

[@christianbolivar8530]

god bless america.

[@wimpulse86]

Tucker's voice acting was far and away one of the funniest moments in the history of the podcast

[@bruhbruh7886]

I was playing clash and i fucking died cos of that😂😂😂

[@RSPWN_Sapphire]

Jschlatt the type of guy to freeze and be like "Shiver me Timber it's cold in here"

[@botanical_chloride_6471]

Schlatts the type of guy to chatter his teeth like a cartoon every time he shivers

[@Racc_Oon]

Jschlatt the type of guy to say "aw dagnabbit" when he stubs his toe

[@somerandominternetuser5730]

Schlatt the type of guy to say "aw shucks" when he's caught for the multiple crimes he committed in 1999

[@comeonmang]

Schatt the type a guy to slap his knee and holler “HEWWWEEEE” when he hears a joke

[@bobthreetimes2286]

You are confusing “schlatt” with drake I think

[@thecringygamer_4656]

After hearing about the ice storm throughout Texas, I knew Schlatt was just having a ball especially considering how much he loved the last winter storm! C'mon mother nature, give Schlatt more winter storms, he LOVES them!

[@AzureVoltic]

He always has a Christmas tree in the background for two reasons: his Catholic faith and his love of winter.

[@SonicntZane]

be careful what you wish for

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

He would love buffalo

[@jimmeearle]

The idea of Ted peer pressuring people as a barbershop quartet is just amazing

[@t.d.writer1589]

So Ted quite literally peer pressured Tucker at the end there. A lot more common than you'd think

[@TedNivison]

Whoops

[@bruhsauce644]

not as common as locust swarms

[@babagd]

@@TedNivison wow ted, is this the example you want to be for the next generation? Be better.

[@tarabletv]

Locusts are a short-horned species of grasshopper, usually found in various regions of Asia, Africa, and the Middle East. So there's a good reason why Ted and Schlatt have not seen locusts before.

[@gays4holtby110]

locusts are present on all continents except for antarctica! they comprise several different species of grasshopper, all characterized by swarming behavior that is only activated under the correct environmental conditions. typically, drought conditions activate a part of their brain that kicks serotonin production into overtime. they fuck a lot, have a lot of babies, and raze fields of crops. they are more common around farming areas. that’s probably why neither ted nor schlatt has much personal experience with them

[@connormcgee4711]

Fun fact: there used to be a locust in North America called the Rocky Mountain locust but it went extinct in 1902 Edit: There are some in Mexico, my bad

[@WillHellmm]

​@connormcgee4711 there are also some scattered in Mexico

[@rudlum7250]

I think I've only seen about 4 locusts through out my 27 years in cali. Things are huge

[@lizpernardstreet]

LMAOO

[@Nathan_7978]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to Schlatt's Texas Nightmare II - Chuckle Sandwich EP 74

[@sirewokthefirstidonthaveal2902]

it is.

[@nessle420]

arguably the best podcast for that purpose

[@Nathan_7978]

@@nessle420 agreed

[@bobthreetimes2286]

This comment is the best comment to read wile reading the comment “this is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to Schlatt’s Texas Nightmare || - Chuckle Sandwich EP 74”

[@A_Pelican]

Schlatt doesn't need peer pressure to do heinous acts, he just does them himself

[@alzorion6208]

He just needs to see a family of 5

[@ry1023.3]

@@alzorion6208what family of five?

[@vitaurea]

​@@ry1023.3 exactly. no more.

[@jest3rr_]

Just like what he did back in '99

[@goostiel4379]

Schlatt tells stories like my 60 year old grandfather. It’s just the tone of his warbling, elderly voice

[@gilliangustin9257]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating a fresh panini

[@ViolentRainbow]

No it's not, they frequently say gross things which makes it VERY difficult to eat a fresh panini!

[@EjDjhahahahaaa]

LMAOO😂

[@TierAsche]

Fresh paint*

[@Laura-dj6zj]

Or a fresh dominos pizza

[@luansh55]

Hey panini

[@Andy-WanKenobi]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while freezing to death!!

[@lukaskirkegaard28]

ted grow a beard you would look great

[@sparkyjr.3121]

That story about the guy at Universal was so damn wholesome.

[@chazzistheman]

Every new episode is like a christmas gift

[@ethanmcnulty1318]

Because it's it's rare

[@lukaskirkegaard28]

ted grow a beard you would look great

[@Smommasboy]

That's why schlatt still has his Christmas tree up in February

[@ineedaname4450]

If I had a nickel for every time JSchlatt complained on a podcast about getting caught without power in a snowstorm after moving from NYC to Texas, I'd have two nickels! Which isnt a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@Kaelicles]

The Texas Nightmare was one of my favorite early Chuckle Sandwich episodes, so I'm glad to see a similar topic! I would have loved to see Its_Jawsh's thoughts on this one, though!

[@comeonmang]

u jus like me fr fr

[@lukaskirkegaard28]

ted grow a beard you would look great

[@slash_no_info]

@@lukaskirkegaard28 He wont see this reply to a random comment.

[@lukaskirkegaard28]

@@slash_no_info a man can dream

[@slash_no_info]

@@lukaskirkegaard28 I appreciate the enthusiasm

[@devons.3481]

i've never loved tucker more than when i heard the ending to this episode of the pod. he is slowly becoming a third member of chuckle sandwich and honestly i'm here for it

[@willowthesumner]

this is my favorite podcast to watch while reupholstering my grandma’s sofa (i do not know the topic of the episode yet)

[@SavageDoesSomething]

I'll be tucking the haters into bed for this episode.because we have a certified TUCKER BANGER

[@alex.harkness]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to whenever I’m being consumed by my crippling loneliness

[@samm5746]

anyone mentioned how pleasing schlatts bg is, like the colors on the blanket matching his characters colors is 👌

[@cheddarie]

Nicholas is the type of NPC you jump and crouch around before interacting with out of excitement of seeing him

[@miencyfratgyueev3]

perfect podcast to listen to while reminiscing how i was in texas during the great apocalypse when the titans emerged from the center of the earth and started ripping buildings from the ground like blades of dry grass as i watched metal turn to melt and the sand of the desert turn to glass

[@jessiraubenolt2602]

Just a fun fact from an entomologist! The US does not have locusts anymore because we plowed under all of our prairies and turned them into fields for crops. We have a "Carolina locust" which isnt actually a locust, its just a grasshopper. So, you'll thankfully never have to deal with giant swarms of them 👍

[@NateOfficial]

As soon as I heard about the second ice age in Texas I knew they would make another podcast about it 😂

[@hdpickles]

waiting on a new episode is just like waiting for my dad to come back

[@kaituribe8856]

Oof

[@bananaraptor7747]

except the episodes actually come back

[@alzorion6208]

@@bananaraptor7747 was about to say the same sentence lol

[@a.ffirmative]

Well unlike this episode, he's not coming back

[@thatwaterriver3824]

so he does every week

[@SoulofCinder2]

I was in west texas for work during that time. I work outside. I didn't think that it snowed in texas. It was my worst day of work to date.

[@peanutdoesart.3]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while my kneecaps heal, thanks Ted Nivison.

[@rangermavs91]

As a Austinite who has been through EVERY SINGLE ONE of the winter storms, I can confirm that they are GREAT!

[@ace.of.spades3740]

Aw yes, can confirm as a Houstonian, they are just AMAZING! My favorite past time is dealing with burst pipes! :D

[@ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-r8]

As dfwen as a dfwine i second this

[@cheezkid2689]

That ending... dude, why was that actually so good?

[@calebwill]

If tucker delivered that line right before Ted bashed my head in with a baseball bat, I would die a happy man

[@casemuscha8989]

Listening to Schlatt get mad at an average 30 degree temperature as a North Dakotan is just a different experience.

[@nacarotdino2839]

Oh look I found another North Dakotan in the wild! 30 degree weather last week was indeed very nice and melted some of our 4-6 feet of snow

[@jest3rr_]

As a South Dakotan, yes. But we hate you guys-

[@bababagelbrain]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while enjoying my warm home in my bed in Texas

[@onekingdom1955]

Likewise

[@JGonzZ.]

Likewise

[@carb1ne]

Likewise

[@ace.of.spades3740]

When the first freeze came through, my family and I were at Disney World. We were resort hoping and got news that the pipes in our laundry room burst, flooding the entire laundry room and kitchen :D This recent one, I had to go to an outdoor barn everyday to take care of livestock I was raising for a program called FFA. Got to the barn one morning and the lambs water buckets were frozen solid. A water bottle I had left in a toolbox also did that cool insta freeze thing the second I shook the water. It looked pretty cool lol

[@gojiberrii1261]

In our agriculture class last year, we went up to a farm every week and worked with steers. Unit was the name of my group's steer, he was 527kg (the biggest steer there) and he was so docile. One of my friends got into the yard with him and pulled him around with a rope.

[@ImStressd]

Thanks for the shoutout at 3:52

[@floorlamp3104]

i finished the podcast and accidentally hit replay as i was zoned out but these conversations are so intriguing that i caught myself watching the entire podcast again 30 minutes in

[@eric6cho]

Cant believe they got the Tribute To Minecraft guy on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast! Thanks for supporting small, tiny, miniature minecraft youtubers !

[@Lemxiety]

this is the best podcast to listening to while eating cashews and waiting for the bus

[@finleyjohnson4193]

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

[@Lemxiety]

@@finleyjohnson4193 i did not thank you mr finley johnson 4193 for giving me facts about my favorite nut

[@budgetlifter]

cashews are goated

[@Slow9562]

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[@ALEXD4WN]

Schlatt- “They’ll block out the sun with their swarms!” Me- “Then we will farm in the shade”

[@dr.blauerkraut]

Chuckle sandwich has become a driving part of my week. One of the few things you're sure too lookward to.

[@bee4441]

I like this podcast because I can zone out for 30 seconds and not understand what's happening when I come back but it doesn't matter at all because I hardly understand what's happening to begin with.

[@lilhudy8088]

3:54 that is a GTA radio for anyone who didn’t understand

[@the_ig9507]

I actually did grow up in a coastal area where people would get stuck in quicksand every now and then, and also there was clay that you could get stuck in. One time my brother lost one of his wellies when we had to pull him out

[@bblulz7554]

god i wish i had this episode to listen to during the buffalo christmas blizzard of 2022 when big weather was happening

[@rohangarg2468]

A sequel to one of the best chuckle sandwich episodes

[@PorkSKing]

Really enjoying how tucker is included more and more

[@smashedintopieces000]

10:33 schlatt quoting scripture had me dead lol

[@TatersEatsCrayons]

Schlatts gonna want to come back to NYC at this point cause it legitimately hasn't snowed here since last winter

[@Sen_1491]

There is a minecraft glitch right now on xbox. Just like the one he talked about but for xp. If you have a stack of food in your cursor. And you click the extra cooked food. It will give you xp every time you click it.

[@dracodistortion9447]

39:16 i live in that area of New York. You get railroad towns, medieval-ish villages, a couple lakes, some hills and people who think they're southern

[@holdenwhitaker5330]

This is my favorite podcast to watch while jubbing

[@rimuru5750]

After 10 seconds into the potcast I know this one is going to be good

[@kevynwolf]

Episode 74: Ted and Schlatt discover the impoverished rural aesthetic

[@Xelaris]

Damn tucker really delivered that line like a pro lmfao

[@mooningmanz]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to and wonder what that tapping sound is

[@YNEA.]

This is the perfect podcast to wait 1 month for

[@kram8224]

This is the exact podcast to listen to while falling asleep listening to it and waking up the next day and its still playing in spotify

[@lukaskirkegaard28]

ted grow a beard you would look great

[@alik9783]

i was caught OFF GUARD by the end there holy shit. i had something i was going to comment after the video ended but that line just obliterated my entire psyche and all my thoughts are gone now. i feel like i witnessed the birth of a new god

[@LaurenTheorist]

I still remember the first time I got Minecraft. I was just enamored by digging tunnels in the dirt and watching how water would flow through them. I was like a kid making sandcastles and moats on a beach. 😂

[@darthraiden8740]

That is the best build-up to an outro ever.

[@Disanem]

I love how Tucker is just an honorary member, I'd love for him to chime in more in conversations.

[@ellebeans_]

37:21 one of the cities near my hometown has something called the “Testicle Festival”. It’s a bunch of meats/testicles cooked for people, like a food fair in a place exactly how they describe at 39:14

[@namenathan8086]

As someone who lives in Austin and experienced the ice storm first hand, I was just waiting to hear Schlatt talk about it XD

[@TheStellarJay]

I HAVE THE SAME CAR RADIO SPARKPLUG THING

[@myeditedhandle]

cool bro but like…

[@JordanTowner-e]

Schlatt earlier in the pod: "I've never seen peer pressuring happen." Literally 40 mins later: 1:02:26

[@reetheturtle5295]

11:15 locusts come from grasshoppers being too close to each other called something called density dependent phenotypic plasticity - you are correct. There havent been locust swarms recently because there is a insect mass extinction going on so not much opportunity for overcrowding

[@icyou3849]

41:48 Tucker use his N-word pass

[@travelingtapir5915]

That Nicholas rant was good So random, detailed, and real-feeling loll

[@alancano678]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while assembling a stolen gaming chair from Walmart

[@RectalRiot]

Ted's story about the bartender is so heartwarming to me. As a server I had a lot of regulars. I knew their life stories, I saw them during all kinds of special events. When I left, I was sad because I knew I'd miss my regular customers. It's good to know the para-social relationship does go both ways sometimes

[@helenanimocks]

59:14 my setup right now is the same. I believe the Tacoma is an 02, same year as my crv. I don’t have an aux cord so I have to use the charger Bluetooth thing. I was looking for one for my cassette player too😂 the Bluetooth thing is definitely stuck in my car now so I hope it lasts a while😅

[@Zainium]

The fact that Ted came to tears after Schlat said the line was perfect

[@northuniverse]

Glad to see Schlatt survived another Texapocalypse

[@nightsky7580]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while knitting hats and waiting for another rammie to come in my mail

[@midnightridersfan15]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while the voices echo around me telling me to do horrible things

[@BitteringBotter]

Here in Houston we were paranoid that the same thing was going to happen; power out, frozen pipes, no fucking internet like two years ago. So stores were out of basic supplies like water, canned food and such. But nothing ended up happening. Just like those bugs you were talking about.

[@lukaskirkegaard28]

ted grow a beard you would look great

[@noahheitner6106]

There is a song by David Merrick called "Quicksand" that literally talks about all the things they in life that movies and tv warned us about but lied about all of it

[@magtac1]

This is the perfect podcast to be caught in public to

[@StephMichelleXx]

Yo Ted brought back flashbacks of staring at the news hoping for a snow day in Massachusetts and they never close the school 😂😭 I had to walk in that shit 😂

[@onekingdom1955]

From Dallas here Society collapsed for a week here. Roads were death traps like trucks were bummer cars. Really nice weather for a walk and nights were a vibe

[@marp1l333]

this is the perfect podcast to listen while you listen a podcast!

[@karleighray7164]

this became my favorite podcast so fast i have a hard time being entertained with podcasts but this one always keeps me entertained

[@deadfox03]

Schlatt for the love of God take down the Christmas tree, you're inviting the polar vortex by leaving it up

[@sophia-jr4ml]

the jumpscare of schlatt mentioning lake effect snow in buffalo ny as i look out the window at the snowfall sitting in my room in buffalo ny

[@leornenra9440]

In France, there is a way to die from quicksand: around a place called the Saint-Michel Mont, there are a lot of quicksand when the tide is low as it is close to the sea. It is often necessary to rescue tourists that deviated from the indicated path and ended up stucked in quicksand because they can stay blocked when the tide rises and they can drown that way.

[@rafansyed8420]

Weird that you guys are having a buncha snow and ice in Texas. In the northeast we’re like basically experiencing springtime already.

[@johnilation]

Schlatt opened a memory with that xbox minecraft dupe glitch story

[@baileynicole1824]

I thought the burmuda triangle was gonna be a bigger problem when I was a kid. But I looked it up a couple years ago and it’s not even real 😂

[@jacobfromstatefarm6136]

this is the best podcast to listen to when you forget you’re streaming and playing a game and you forgot you were sitting here and where you are

[@Pig_stain]

In just one sentence from tucker hater to lover. A true enemies to lovers story, keep it up chuckle-dee and chuckle-dum!

[@ke0bryant]

i feel like something i was prepared to deal with growing up were bullies, but more like the ones in shows that stuffed you in a locker, gave you swirlies, etc

[@cosmosisrose]

fr bullying is way more insidious than it’s portrayed in media

[@birb5036]

The way I turned and looked at my new Miata right as schlatt said it

[@CaffeinatedFrostbite]

i had my og world for a long time. idk when i lost it. kinda sad its gone. i never deleted it so it was probably on a pc or hdd that i no longer have.

[@katee_madsen]

38:36 steers are still aggressive even after they’re castrated, unless you’re around them a ton. they can still do ballzy things without balls 😭

[@lillybee2951]

I just got broken up with, with one of the most supportive and up lifting people I’ve ever met. I absolutely can’t fanthom that this is all real. That the person I was crushing on forever and finally had is now gone. I know this is so small in the grand sleep of things but it really hurts. I’ve been refreshing to find a new video everyday, so thank you❤ You guys never fail to make me laugh!

[@toriiimedina]

As someone who also lives in Austin, I was anticipating the second installment of Schlatt’s Texas Nightmare

[@nokonation40]

7:58 HOLY SHIT i remember this. Hated how the power would go on and off stopping my phone and DS from charging, i had scoliosis so whenever I headed to my friend's house the uneven snow was an ASS. Every damn thing Schlatt said before Ted started talking was true.

[@tinnagigja3723]

The reason "people who have nothing have everything" is exactly what Ted said: They might need it. How many times have you thrown something out and thought "I'll probably never use it again, but if I do I can just get another one because they're not that expensive"? "Not that expensive" is relative and always outside some people's budget. As to where they're getting it, you'd be amazed at the perfectly cromulent things that get throw out just because the previous owner was cleaning house or remodeling or because they were on fire or smelled of cat pee or because the guy who stole them off a building site tossed them in some bushes when he heard sirens.