Schlatt's Cereal Tier List

[@landon5945]

I was so confused the whole time bc he sounds like he’s about to hate on them then completely turns it around and says it’s S

[@youtubewhoop886]

Just like at 11:58 he opens with "What the fuck is quisp?" And 2 seconds later says it's one of his favourite cereals like wtf

[@paris4767]

@@youtubewhoop886 he's saying "youre probably asking yourself, what the fuck is quisp?" so he's talking about us viewers and not him

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@Prxda-q1i]

I blame minx

[@youtubewhoop886]

DevilAsher uwu He opened with: "Quisp, what the fuck is quisp?" Before talking to the the audience directly

[@binwsk]

Basically the video in a nutshell: Any cereal with the word “Frosted” will instantly make this man furious.

[@sandbag8916]

Frosted Mini Wheats go brrrrrr

[@poorconnection6358]

"If you wanna make a frosted cereal, be my guest" *proceeds to shit on every frosted cereal he reviewed*

[@diljotthunder4348]

Arent the oats in lucky charms frosted

[@sandbag8916]

@@diljotthunder4348 >:O

[@Bart_The_Bewitched]

What about chocolate

[@manwithnoplan1677]

Seeing Schlatt genuinely care about any object in that room is life changing

[@Your_Lord_Grumble]

Agreed

[@squall-n2o]

Wholesome~

[@realcupojoe]

Too bad no phat ass

[@cirthon5529]

@@realcupojoe i was so sad... no phat ass!!1!

[@jacobgutierrez864]

Character development

[@ta5t13]

It’s scarily understandable how he describes chocolate cheerios as “warm”

[@MatthewHeraghty]

Jesus christ, you're right...

[@ZanderDunn-w9h]

Its as if there irradiated.

[@katelyncaruso1827]

General Mills has a new “elf” cereal and it maple flavor corn puffs with marshmallows, sounds like schlatt’s dream cereal to me

[@cake226]

I tried it not too long ago and it SLAPS

[@blank0s162]

I don't think he'd like the idea of an elf themed cereal. I don't think he's very fond of other races.

[@qiwiiqaser]

@@blank0s162 _wth_

[@naturallymoronic2214]

What's the cereal called and where does it sell?

[@aloe_thera]

@@naturallymoronic2214 Apparently its called "Elf" (yep) and you can buy it on Walmart and (I think) Target's website

[@leahvadher]

as a british person, i am overwhelmed by the variety of cereals in america. we have coco pops take it or leave it.

[@Tom-hk2ep]

I happily spent £20 getting a box of Eggo and Oreo Os sent over from America, the quality of the cereal is miles above what we have in UK

[@dsmpfandom9487]

Yeah when I went to Scotland I couldn’t find any good cereal

[@Orteal]

yes

[@m2rm-mc678]

I’m from England near Manchester only cereal i like are honey nut

[@davidherlihy8985]

Irish man here, I am also amazed about all the cereals. Like Britain, we have coco pops, some frosted flakes, maybe a off brand of Krave you get in aldi but the rest are boring nonsense

[@d-will3815]

"Tricks are for kids because kids can't tell what a good cereal is." This is a legendary line

[@zeallust8542]

Hes right too

[@noarsy7716]

trix*

[@catsareyes6446]

““Tricks are for kids!” “Exactly, cuz kids can’t tell what good f*cking cereal tastes like. F*ck you.”

[@mark_urbald6224]

Grain berry

[@man-sc1us]

It is good

[@Roblox_mrtomas]

Jschlatt: “Not because of the taste, but because of the lore behind it.” Matpat:*bust open door* Continue talking

[@MichealMellsN1Stan]

underated commeny

[@j.l.9029]

Literally the only time I've ever seen Schlatt care about something is when his Golden Playbutton was falling to its death, I know if Minx or Quackity or someone was falling off a cliff he'd call em a dumbass then laugh at them while munching on a handful of Eggo™ Cereal.

[@mwtb7309]

I’m imagining this and it’s hilarious

[@cornschlong4487]

true. His scream was so raw like he genuinely seemed scared

[@Eazy_Peazy]

LMAOOO HAHAHASJDFSGKDHLJFH

[@cheesey4899]

Timestamp at 8:20 For those people who are reading this comment thread for the timestamp.

[@thatsabingo6695]

The TM is what got me rolling on the floor lmao

[@bobothechimp1823]

Why did he even buy wheeties? He can just go over to a tree and start scraping the bark off

[@pepperybread738]

yes

[@MrMarshin72]

I would pay to see that

[@yuvyx3288]

Woah a heart from the big man congrats.

[@ashenfire749]

A- tier comment

[@BubblingOnion]

@@ashenfire749 You mean S tier.

[@C3L3ST1AL]

When Jschlatt was talking about Reese’s puffs and krave he sounded like a dad telling his kids why he won’t let them get sugary cereal

[@ismypcworking95]

lmao

[@christy8008]

WHY IS THAT TRUE THO-

[@mars_mallow_]

He just has such a new York dad voice

[@Zanru-iy8wb]

00:33 - Cheerios 00:54 - Honey Nut Cheerios 01:09 - Apple Cinnamon Cheerios 01:21 - Frosted Cheerios 01:39 - Chocolate Cheerios 02:07 - Lucky Charms 02:37 - Reese's Puffs 03:05 - Cap'n Crunch 03:18 - Peanut Butter Crunch 03:27 - Crunch Berries 03:45 - Oops! All Berries 04:06 - (Bonus) Minecraft Creepi'n Crunch 04:11 - Rice Crispies 04:24 - Frosted Crispies 04:45 - Cocoa Crispies 04:53 - Krave 05:13 - Cookie Crisp 05:33 - Oreo'os 05:56 - Cocoa Puffs 06:10 - Cocoa Pebbles 06:14 - Fruity Pebbles 06:21 - Trix 06:37 - Frosted Flakes 07:01 - Cinnamon Toast Crunch 07:16 - French Toast Crunch 07:33 - Eggo's 08:03 - (Bonus) Wheaties 08:35 - Corn Flakes 08:57 - Kellugg's (Special) 09:05 - Chocalately Delight 09:29 - Frosted Mini Wheats 09:59 - Apple Jacks 10:06 - Froot Loops 10:15 - Corn Pops 10:19 - Kix 10:29 - Oatmeal Squares 10:36 - (Bonus) Raisin Bran 10:52 - Golden Grahams 11:04 - Honey Bunches of Oats 11:17 - Honeyhs! 11:36 - Honeycomb 11:58 - Quisp 12:41 - Count Chocula 13:14 - (Bonus) Grain Berry

[@james.james.james.james.james.]

bro

[@peanutbutterchild]

Someone already posted this kiddo

[@315Mikel]

@@peanutbutterchildi saw that too

[@bigmixee]

teh fuck is honey h's its honey oh's lil bro

[@netoquan]

12:40 12:41 12:41 12:41 12:41 12:42 12:42 12:42 12:42 12:42 12:43 12:43

[@mifosmovievault8335]

How is it that when schlatt says “I’m gonna piss some people off” Are the times when he is the least offensive

[@bigbittieskris78]

oops all berries at f has offended me 😩😩

[@sirc1]

I lowkey got offended with the cinnamon toast crunch rating. that shit gets a quick s tier imo.

[@heavenlyspring.]

@UCTiNRRpWzHziqHQaZIHnFSA What about that? it's true.

[@Josh-ez1bt]

i think we should cancel him on twitter again

[@TT-nn2sk]

Cinnamon toast S raisins brand A Oreo Os F wtf schlatt I am disappointed and offended

[@ProdSyn]

He is uploading way too much something is up

[@georgianichols4584]

I have a theory that he prerecords all of these. and he died lately so his loved ones are uploading all the vids.

[@RainbowQuartz2.0]

@@georgianichols4584 oof

[@ElSeaSalt]

@@georgianichols4584 oh 🥲

[@ChiliB0tArt]

didnt he get cancelled

[@Nugcon]

@@georgianichols4584 oof

[@SB737]

Schlatt’s Cheerio Tier List*

[@michaelsalmon2248]

Yeah

[@SirPablito]

C H E E R I O S

[@alyssasullivan9144]

Ye

[@Ajkkiller]

I was early wasn’t i

[@fennecflew]

Interesting seeing you here

[@79REAL]

I love the way how jschlatt just throws the cereal at his door, Imagine walking into that room and you step in cereal, and it gets all over your feet and you just feel the cereal run through your toes.

[@Blueshark8O9]

I don't like that mental image.

[@SteveTheRoblox-mr2]

Why did you explain it in such detail?

[@TheUnfallenLord]

That was uncomfortably descriptive...

[@KingLamb1216]

May the only thing that dampens thy fires of Hell be God spitting in your eye.

[@jazzvyyv]

cheerios wattpad 💅

[@just.Harley]

Serena Williams: Attempts to assasinate his play button Schlatt: *genuine fear*

[@tiktik1531]

hehe.

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

that was fucking terrifying

[@shohomchakraborty9081]

I read this comment before that part of the video and i was very confused

[@saamdarsaam]

8:18

[@okMikeyyy]

She went to Serena Williams to John hinckley jr right quick

[@senormooklei8675]

He sounded actually terrified when his playbutton fell, pure fear.

[@tcharelees]

When it started to fall and schlatt pushed everything out of his way to save it, i felt that

[@melkboi8306]

8:18 Replay button

[@exp0242]

@@melkboi8306 that's one replay button to ads

[@cattegoggles]

yeah i cdecfvrgthyujhtgrf he was SCARED

[@zeddperm3031]

either its for a stupid reason or he genuinely cares about his subs and got afraid when his play button fell

[@r4rfam651]

Another reason to hate Wheaties: They almost broke his PlayButton.

[@izzy2218]

yes 😔

[@gavinsimmons2400]

i was reading this comment right as that happened

[@lettuce_lover]

Ngl I LOVE Wheaties but sir, that is a war crime.

[@addisonschoy]

@siplified I need to say one word *weird*

[@Squirmish]

@@addisonschoy let people eat what they want bish

[@TayKay13]

I love when he said “Tf🤨” at the Minecraft cereal 4:06

[@austinmc12]

Shit killed me 😭

[@PsychoPenguin1919]

honestly, i'm just really glad he showed himself vacuuming up the cereal

[@angrymushroom06]

fr before the video ended i imagined him vaccuuming it up and it made it 10x funnier

[@apollogamez4098]

I didn’t know there was a dislike button. LOL

[@ozzy129100]

Honestly, I’m just really glad I saw this comment before watching the video.

[@Mustarddoggaming]

My brother

[@NotnotGoose]

So nobody is going to talk about that shjlatts camera is focused on his mic

[@patdontfwu]

No his mic is just 1080p and Shlatt is 720p

[@swill0531]

nooo I didn't even notice!! why'd you point it out to meeeee ahhhhhh

[@Manu.t]

Thanks now I can’t unsee it

[@skapaloka222]

shjlatts

[@thememeguy2135]

@@skapaloka222 schlagg

[@Pixelcraftian]

Wheaties is an F because it almost doomed his reward for making Minecraft

[@f1shispro]

A bit too true.

[@largeh9480]

I saw that thing fall and all I could think was "Oh shit! Not the desk again!"

[@breakbitestudios4033]

Wheaties is an F anyway lol

[@saulius1664]

k

[@spookyminion]

CAPTAIN CRUNCH CRUNCH BERRIES IS IMMACULATE.

[@ProfessorFingertipsOffical]

I am going to share a story with you all about frosted flakes. Probably nobody will see this due to how old this video is but oh well. I really like Frosted Flakes not for the taste necessarily but for another reason. Around 4 years ago my grandmother died for some reason that I was never really told about for some odd reason. She had Alzheimer's disease and it was getting worse by the day. We did not want to put her in a nursing home because she would just simply rot in there and me miserable, she would have been alive to this day I am sure. When she died the court ruled the house she lived in to my father. Him and I went to the house to clean it out and probably sell the stuff we found. We cleaned out most of the food but when we opened one of the cabinets we found 19 unopened boxes of Frosted Flakes. That is primarily why I like Frosted Flakes.

[@Firesaur-ut9hy]

Damn dude, that's seriously rough. I bet your grandmother's smiling down on you and proud of all you've done over the past 4 years. Losing a grandma is *HARD.* Hell knows i miss mine. But you know what? There's no shame in missing someone. It means you have a heart, and a big one at that. I bet your grandma is beaming with pride about all you've done over the years and how much you have grown in every aspect. She's probably strutting around in the golden clouds, pointing down at you like "i raised that feller down dere!"

[@ProfessorFingertipsOffical]

@@Firesaur-ut9hy Thank you bro, for taking the time to read my comment and reply with a genuine, profound message. We need more people like you in this world, regardless of your political opinion, race, religion, etc.

[@Firesaur-ut9hy]

@@ProfessorFingertipsOffical No problem man. I'm glad I could make you feel better. And thanks for the compliment. I hope I made your afternoon in some way. =)

[@SayoriReal]

Man I feel bad for you. But that's a wholesome story as well.

[@exoticritter5621]

awesome

[@whackapigeon3583]

He knows He secretly admires Creeper Crunch the most out of all of em

[@jandlyt]

Lucky charms but more expensive

[@ventgoblin8080]

Creeper aw man

[@Emma-xi1hr]

@@jandlyt cuz it’s Minecraft

[@darchendon7926]

"I'm going to piss some people off" *proceeds to describe why he likes lucky charms the exact same way i do solid tier list, would only make two slight revisions tbh

[@madisonsamsal7646]

most of his cereal placements were spot on. i would put rice krispies higher though

[@ryankitchen8882]

@@madisonsamsal7646 yeah honestly they kinda go hard just by themselves

[@dulldelusions6269]

literally my thoughts exactly. i eat lucky charms that way and i feel heard

[@wallop_9183]

I would put Frosted flakes and cocoa krispies MUCH higher

[@madisonsamsal7646]

thicc_ c0rnd0g I think Frosted Flakes could be higher but cocoa pebbles are so much better than cocoa crispies

[@moyaiman872]

I like how Twitter tried to cancel this man saying he’s racist and toxic while the guy they’re trying to cancel is tasting cereal

[@damienmaymdien6367]

He's a cereal killer.

[@moyaiman872]

@@damienmaymdien6367 holy shit ur right

[@sai8098]

Twitter eats Grain Berry

[@arseini0274]

@@damienmaymdien6367 seven cap n crunch boxes in 1999...

[@keyboardwarrior4092]

It’s Twitter, the fuck do you expect

[@fishsticks8155]

Fun fact. The guy that invented corn flakes had it stolen from him by his brother so he had to make frosted flakes since corn flakes werent his property

[@rafthecommunist]

I like how genuine he is when he hates a cereal like theres nothing better than watching a 20 year old man conplain about cereal unironically

[@kerrinobrien2975]

he got MAD at the cheerios

[@night_hopper7058]

​@kerrinobrien2975 ...and with trix too, which in my opinion I actually like trix

[@DanielTGaming]

If there's one cereal I like that's so hard to find is Good MOREnings Cereal by Post. It's one of those Waffle & Syrup-Tasting Cereals & they are by far my personal favorite waffle cereals.

[@Worldomafe]

Same waffle cereals is my favourite also keep up the good content on you channel :)

[@keglodude]

Yooo it’s Daniel T Gaming PogChamp

[@curlifriez7441]

Where did they go?!?! I havent had them in years they're my favorite cereal. Where dl you find them?

[@lenechris65]

I like *O a t m e a l*

[@KronosXL.]

Hello 👋

[@ArtiicXD]

Schlatt* : throws Wheaties Wheaties : “And so I took that personal”

[@asherburger8241]

Wheaties: you take me out *I take your play button out*

[@j_jhij_j5819]

+110xp Revenge kill

[@lettuce_lover]

I like Wheaties tho

[@ArtiicXD]

@Shaun Stouder how did I not realize that, lol

[@mxnxchrxmqtic]

@@j_jhij_j5819 +1000xp Ultimate Target kill

[@BufferThunder]

The thing is, those bland ass cereals hit different, because you just keep shoving them in your mouth.

[@kingani]

i cant tell if he's big, or the bowl is just small

[@jojoweeb6867]

But if wildspartanz or bizly commented they'd have a thousands more likes comments Damn feels bad

[@ocularorb4021]

hes 6'3

[@riip777]

the bowl is tiny and he is 5”3

[@onezerosevensix]

hes 5'12

[@SexiestSnowLeopard]

Schlatt is massive. They don't call him big schlatt for nothin

[@metaknight0236]

"Krave isn’t a cereal you’d eat if you want a productive day" Me, who eats it pretty much every day: well that sums up my life pretty well

[@metaknight0236]

@Matthew Morocco I get it from my local target, but it might not be available in your area. If it isn't , I think Amazon sells it.

[@cerealcognitive]

Krave is a hard one to find, but a goldmine

[@raquisbigman3839]

Yes but have u accounted for john dales extra fat whifts?

[@zack2042]

jschalatt yeets weaties and it hits his gold play button, oupps all berreis

[@zack2042]

8:20

[@bos_the_creeper1286]

Schlatt: “No one has bad memories with Cheerios.” Ludwig: “Cheerios are crap lol.”

[@madi_rainbows4887]

as a kid i've choked on cheerios and needed the Heimlich, it's fair to say that i have a bad memory with them

[@bos_the_creeper1286]

@@madi_rainbows4887 never thought I’d hear a story of someone choking on Cheerios, good thing you’re okay

[@madi_rainbows4887]

@@bos_the_creeper1286 i'm fairly certain i've choked on cheerios on more than one occasion as well :)

[@penguin2985]

@@shroompik6815 IMO, some sweet cereals taste fucking garbage

[@feetlover1004]

I HATE CHEERIOS SO MUCH

[@InsecureTBB]

Have you heard of chocolate toast crunch? It was discontinued. But it is made out of 25% chocolate, 50% angel tears and 25% cocaine. Truly food for the gods.

[@emersoneskridge3686]

“There’s fucking crack in the middle”-jschlatt

[@mr.g6962]

schlatt: I love maple syrup flavored cereal me and the Canadians:(salutes)

[@eggtartsperson9539]

@@mr.g6962 yes

[@mr.g6962]

*me and the other Canadians

[@ellisk4796]

@@mr.g6962 yes

[@KasaiCantDraw]

No seriously that shit is amazing, I bought a box today because of this tier list, the man wasn't kidding. There's fucking crack in the middle.

[@anintellectualperson9417]

Teachers, parents: The internet is dangerous The internet:

[@Joeydoesshit]

Yes.

[@jiecs8725]

No.

[@katyvoyce1396]

YYYYYEEEEEESSSSS

[@GoblinKing_KingOfTheGoblins]

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

[@anintellectualperson9417]

Yes, but also no

[@pokemaster4588]

Did schlatt just complain about reese's being candy... And then put lucky charms in A

[@boop7784]

Yes he did

[@criesincryptid]

It doesn't really make sense... but it doesn't have to 😂

[@brandongarant1385]

Lucky charms is not all candy

[@emmabug9953]

he's right

[@forstaken2254]

What about Oreo O's? That's fucking candy

[@HalfmoonStoneteller]

12:13 You can find Quisp at Woodmans or Meijer usually

[@Daniel-xx4sn]

this is the most honest tier list ever. of anything. ever.

[@natebruh4909]

@2024 Olivia Conway i have to agree with that

[@youngnaps4933]

Cheerios should be in A tier df

[@emeraldcrafter7805]

The pure terror in schlatts voice when he knocked over his gold playbutton was golden

[@yen4president]

i see what you did there

[@franciscomendez8314]

"They call me 'Mr. Cereal'" *ADD IT TO THE WIKI LIST*

[@carlabellejack]

It’s already added 😂

[@Legit_just_a_WARDEN]

8:20 never heard him panic so much💀

[@yhavinmiles]

Schlatts presidential slogan: Make Frosted Flakes Greatttttttttt Again.

[@masterlukedrawing7325]

I still love them

[@pattymahomes5436]

Nah it’s gotta be make wheties edible again

[@kruatheshow.]

Not sure if they were great in the first place

[@somewhereraven]

all berry's sucks dog whats the point

[@guyfairchild6859]

*your

[@jawstheshark]

He really forgot the cinnamon roll in his Minecraft creeper crunch Edit: holy crap I didn’t think this would get so many likes thank you

[@mawad2]

RANBOO

[@tnks.]

You would have to be in serious conflict if you put cinnamon rolls in cereal

[@jawstheshark]

@@tnks. you don’t get it do you?

[@tnks.]

@@jawstheshark Haha you fool you fell right into my intended trap, conflict commonly when not talking about dispute between other people but when with yourself is portrayed with black and white

[@cap4264]

@@tnks. tf

[@frogfolk4288]

Everybody:schlatt is toxic and triggers people Also schlatt:

[@andrewoxford1322]

Damn, why would people say that tho, please explain

[@vinnienoelle8218]

@@andrewoxford1322 Most likely because of Shlatt from Dream SMP. The character Shlatt played by Shlatt .

[@andrewoxford1322]

@@vinnienoelle8218 ah, ok

[@m4g-nu5ftw92]

got a feeling thats the same kekw

[@Xenovation3334]

@@m4g-nu5ftw92 what

[@niravsuvarna7198]

0:14 Mr. Cereal or Mr. "Serial" killer, Don't forget 1999😢

[@sosiglive4943]

Schlatt tomorrow: Thinking about Tony the Tiger and police brutality.

[@Andromeda69420]

He didn’t even mention the terrorist commercial too 🤭

[@Worms_]

@@Andromeda69420 the WHAT

[@eduardohorvilleur4099]

@@Andromeda69420 i found that ad quite enjoyable

[@rockybalboa9239]

yeah lol

[@themagnificentmanatee6617]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXvZq5qCjLmlmdU the bomb one

[@nerd5487]

Creeper Crunch: Exists Jschlatt: *"And I took that personally."*

[@hallway_revenant7919]

I love how he is actually taking this seriously

[@taestea6097]

ranboos crying in the club rn

[@hallway_revenant7919]

@@taestea6097 poor man oof

[@taestea6097]

@@KingOfFrye im laughing so fucking hard at this

[@swand1383]

@@KingOfFrye it was a minecraft cereal and they mentioned a minecraft streamer? Boohoo

[@mcdonaldfilipmoment]

I have never seen a man getting so emotional about cereal ever in my life.

[@jakiyoshm]

They do call him Mr Cereal

[@thedominator5620]

13:42

[@kainado261]

and we stan him for it

[@Emilio-bv1eg]

@@kainado261 wtf who says stan lmao I’ve never heard that word in my life kinda sounds gay

[@samagthakur8543]

Nice pfp

[@memegod-zr3vo]

8:04 I’m pretty sure I have an old box of Wheaties in my pantry from like 2016 and I’m pretty sure it has its own ecosystem of bacteria and mold but what ever it’s there with the thousands of boxes of cake mix and pizza flavored mac & cheese

[@Winkmyster]

Schlatt: "I don't even need to taste them they're so terrible!" Wheaties: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@richcollier9493]

True

[@StopTheSag]

Grain berry to

[@elliottlee8216]

Ew

[@lettuce_lover]

Me who can’t eat any sweet cereals so I have Wheaties and Chex and shit: *No, they’re not, you BITCH!*

[@ChandlerMakesVidya]

“They call me the Serial Guy” Just like 1999

[@HC421-d1p]

Cereal*

[@dolepineapplejuice3692]

@@HC421-d1p i think it was spelled "serial" for a reason

[@HC421-d1p]

@@dolepineapplejuice3692 I was just being stupid 😂

[@skiesoficarus]

Oh, I know why he's called the Serial guy...We've been trying to get an Extradition warrant for him from the Vatican for years... -Sgt. Bigguy, NYPD

[@fatduck9673]

@@HC421-d1p r/wooooosh

[@SD-ug7lv]

anyone else ever have just a nice time eating Corn Pops then there’s that one corn pop that’s a hard as a rock??

[@celunax]

yess lmao

[@Krytack]

lmao ye

[@poeman323]

Sounds painful, hope your teeth are alright

[@funnyvalentine1592]

You look like someone who’s in an alternate universe of a different universe.

[@tissabff9364]

YES, turns my enjoyment into just deppression

[@Michacreates]

13:30 the only thing I remember was on the way to school hearing this commercial on the radio and wanting to punch the radio- “GRAIN BERRY GRAIN BERRY! HEALTHY CEREAL FOR YOUR FAMILY!” LIKE SHUT U-

[@NintendoNerd64]

Krave is the only chocolate cereal that doesn’t taste like every other chocolate cereal

[@calebdurham4748]

Absolute fax

[@itsmealoser1216]

Krave is so bad 💔😭

[@NintendoNerd64]

@@itsmealoser1216ok loser

[@calebdurham4748]

@@itsmealoser1216 I mean taste is subjective anyway

[@themainbroman6830]

It’s literally dessert 😅😂😂

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Schlatt: "They used to call me the Cereal Killer"

[@lostaccount8222]

:)

[@riceseed]

Back in 1999 they used to call me a cereal killer

[@therottingvision4766]

@@riceseed same here! But I was back in 1882

[@jackbudi]

I feel robbed of my very unoriginal bad joke

[@therottingvision4766]

@@jackbudi haha *sad*

[@trsscorpion4179]

Schlatt on the Dream SMP: a drunk tyrant Schlatt on his channel: ranking cereal

[@Badpop70438]

I mean the dude died of “drugs” or also known as potions and he wanted protein powder in the revival of wilbur

[@slipperyseel494]

@@Badpop70438 Didn't he die of a heart attack?

[@Badpop70438]

@@slipperyseel494 yeah and it was caused by the “drugs”

[@slipperyseel494]

@@Badpop70438 You aren't wrong

[@samw3720]

@@Badpop70438 It was caused by him drinking himself to death, it was alcohol or a stand in of it

[@Ace-_-Spacee3]

There are mini lucky charms, and they have a different kind of cereal, and it is SO much better than normal lucky charms

[@MaximumLaws]

Creeper Cereal: "TASTE ME! I AM READY FOR YOUR RATINGS!" Schlatt: *"dude, who tf are you, get back into the box"*

[@juniibbug]

Ranboo:is sad

[@sturniollo]

No more creeper crunch

[@bootyshaker69]

The only worse cereal is this sonic one..

[@LouieAzuetaXD]

True

[@microwaverofl]

first time I've seen schlatt remotely care about an object, the sheer terror in his voice when the play button began falling is unforgettable

[@demonhunter2458]

Wheaties fr went "Oh? Not gonna even see how I taste? WELL SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLAYBUTTON"

[@Pepeutra]

It's funny because the only other times Schlatt even gave the slightest bit of attention to objects was, well... kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHXLh3dvecppjck&pp=ygUac2NobGF0dCBicmVha2luZyBrZXlib2FyZHM%3D kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYHFfqCsh8xso68&pp=ygUYanNjaGxhdHQgdGhyb3dzIGNhdCBib3gg

[@DeezNuts-ej6sr]

8:20

[@connart-thegameartist757]

His crowing achievement in life was about to be bested by a box of cereal

[@Skumpatron]

He cares about his million play button more than minx

[@laikancrawford2617]

he wasn’t lying on twitter

[@cnrled]

did he say he was gonna eat cereal

[@joeyfletcher5281]

@@cnrled tommy asked if it was another jackbox video and he said "it's just me ranking cereal"

[@cnrled]

@@joeyfletcher5281 thank you for the explanation

[@rileyanderson16]

Right

[@lostaccount8222]

I should get Twitter

[@NightyEU]

watching him reviewing cereals while eating cereal is just amazing

fr

[@closetdoorman]

Alternative title: 21 year old man rants about cereal for 14 minutes

[@stellar-chan-1423]

😂

[@closetdoorman]

@Adrian Dancel google

[@Bimgus9]

Hes 21? He looks like hes a middle aged man

[@Bimgus9]

Adrian Dancel different views i guess

[@closetdoorman]

@Jonas Jennrich what do you mean by 33 seconds

[@jonpocket9089]

Perfect something to watch instead of online school.

[@paradokieee]

Honestly

[@sirpugro7300]

True

[@m0rkmuzzl]

Absolutely

[@a3stheticskyz]

Facts my friend

[@peter8367]

Yessir

[@bboii18]

Schlatt's mom so kind, she allows to open multiple cereal atone time

[@Yearlybreeze]

I know, right? In order to get frosted flakes, I must go through all of the fucking bran, ONE AT A TIME

[@anotohny4515]

omg such truht!!! I am agree with some of this!

[@AnnaliYZ]

So true

[@josephmanjarrez481]

Well, schllatt did say that his family just scoops up cereal from the box, so the mom most likely knows that the cereal wont go bad since the cereal is eaten quickly.

[@_NightSaber_]

That was hard to read

[@Topaggle]

i agree so much on krave, its not something you'd eat on a morning but rather as a snack, when its soft in milk like schlatt said its just so good.

[@radiateddalek]

Ted Nivison: *Tastes and tiers milk* Jschlatt: *Tastes and tiers cereals* So who’s gonna rate the different brands of spoons?

[@felixtatang414]

Didn't Ted also review cereal?

[@zurban4313]

@@felixtatang414 yea

[@petrocc6685]

Can't wait to see bowl tier list

[@Stella.22g]

Carson for fucking sure

[@caidenmillar2832]

Joji Spoon

[@AustPro]

Legend says he still has leftover cereal to this day

[@hippoz2468]

E

[@afrahiscool5623]

Y E S

[@mylalilly]

ikr

[@AncientAltF4]

In the USA place

[@mooshri4110]

Not wheeties tho Legend says he fed it to the baby he hung.

[@bbh5415]

Bias. He's clearly too attracted to the mascots to make a clear decision.

[@spookyminion]

CAPTAIN CRUNCH CRUNCH BERRIES IS IMMACULATE.

[@sneakysnail12]

based

[@cyrusfox3874]

....why'd he have to insult Tony like that...

[@z3v..]

frosted mini wheats, cocoa dino bites, and cinnamon toast crunch r so goated dude literally nothing tops any of those, im making myself a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch as i type this

[@hayleyanne9095]

i’ve watched this an uncountable number of times and i lose it every time he rates grain berry it’s the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen

[@Lilly_9-10]

Same

[@ITF0LL0WSM3]

sameeeeee

[@kiwi5534]

Oops! All berries!

[@Madz.Mp3]

Yeahhh same 😂

[@tazefreewam3941]

true

[@ludichris8522]

fun fact: the characters on cereal boxes have eyes perfectly angled to look down upon children in the isles looking for cereal

[@Caseohsaccountcoordinator]

Yea they are predators.

[@granddaddy_funk]

That is horrifying

[@tesslawright6121]

Exactly accurate

[@darthgamer6080]

Wrong, every cereal with a shill mascot aimed at children is always at eye level.

[@471cj4]

Oh shi-

[@decietbrolive7093]

“And I think it’s pretty healthy because it’s got a heart on the front” Well that’s ironic

[@Anxiety_Simp]

I love it when this guy rates foods, its hilarious and It always makes my dad

[@ConallGordon]

dayum ur dad was made from a yt video not people

[@Anxiety_Simp]

*DAY, I meant Day XDD

[@needsahobby8799]

Schlatt:this will make you mad Everyone: agrees with everything he says

[@petrapine4995]

French toast crunch are litterally unedible for me and I think there disgusting but except that ya

[@tired247]

especially the Reese's pronunciation part

[@_karaty_8881]

cinnamon toast crunch deserved better

[@needsahobby8799]

@@_karaty_8881 no why the hell are u eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch that shit nasty go get some tastebuds

[@_karaty_8881]

@@needsahobby8799 tf I didn’t even say anything rudeee I said my opinion and your gonin off for what? And I wasn’t even fucking asking you to agree I just said what I thought

[@herocat076]

*the Minecraft cereal comes up* Schlatt: alright moving on

[@dcmaxima13]

I know right

[@spideyman07]

leave it up to ranboo

[@Witchyelfpeach11512]

That's because he was reminiscing all of the times that he couldn't swim 😂

[@bruhbruhin_a_sling7775]

Malaysia is hilarious for ripoffs of cereal i would have expected a pixel block cereal by now

[@nonexistentmora]

No he says "what the f-"

[@izzdrizz3535]

Jschlatt: *Throws the wheaties* Wheaties: k a r m a

[@thedipermontshow]

Ok you got a point

[@theenderian3939]

@@thedipermontshow no no they've got a point

[@neyserlot8449]

@Landon Payne yes they’re right

[@iorikusanagi7280]

Yes

[@akaocean_6087]

08:20 replay button

[@VilkingMiodopij]

you can say schlatt is a cereal killer

[@bloodstoneprince3637]

Just like in '99

[@theeggmasterYT]

-2

[@djukii1]

any frosted cereal ever: schlatt: *and i took that personally*

[@fusing_sun]

"if you want to make a sugary cereal, go ahead! but don't do (literally anything about the cereal brand)"

[@ieatmyfamily9676]

*cough* Frosted Mini Wheats

[@arandomperson3171]

My mom: Why do you hate something you haven’t even tried yet? Schlatt: I hate Wheaties but I have no reason to try them Edit: Thanks for the likes :3

[@leatherlass6730]

I have tried them, and they taste like ass. Also, the aftertaste on them is awful. I wouldn’t recommend them.

[@mazarine_44]

no they are really bad ion blame him

[@arandomperson3171]

Fun fact: I haven't even tried any on the cereal in his tier list

[@SoundestTax]

It's because he hates tennis. Also the attempted assassination of his play button doesn't help

[@arandomperson3171]

True

[@doot7310]

Jschlatt: *chucks Wheaties* Wheaties: “you have chosen to sacrifice your play button”

[@Obsidian8R]

also Jschlatt: *puts in F tier for harming his play button*

[@jacenhall1987]

LOL

[@hazzeedits6358]

Lol

[@approximately82kangaroos19]

Timestamp is 8:20

[@saranaps317]

That cereal is how i learned North, East, South, West

[@kur0m1_mym3l0dyyy]

jschlatt should bring back the tier lists. maybe like rating: candies pizza toppings etc.

[@Ryan-tj2qo]

"jschlatt is so offensive and controversial!" jschlatt:

[@itsyaboilogan642]

That placement of Frosted Flakes is definitely controversial

[@TheRealityWarper08]

@@itsyaboilogan642 And the placement of Reeses Pieces!

[@jamesmarker3956]

You know, I’d say that Raisen Bran should be higher, but besides that he did fairly good.

[@soursaccharine]

his fucking S tier was offensive and controversial. i only agree with cap’n crunch

[@duck363]

I fucking cried when he put cookie crisp in E tier

[@ArtByBowden]

Schlatt: "No one has bad memories of cheerios!" Me: *has a flashback to the two occasions in 4th grade where both Emily's threw up cheerios*

[@doyourememberme1067]

*what*

[@user-pm2zv9fs5r]

"both emily's" is such a memory

[@tankmanled2874]

I feel like I understand that but can't fully empathize

[@ArtByBowden]

@@doyourememberme1067 true story

[@esthertanga7980]

Where's Emily now?

[@readinghasmebooked]

When you had those parents who only bought the “boring” cereals so you can only agree/disagree with 1/4 of the rankings....

[@dorotea9815]

In my c0untry there ain't like 90% 0f these cereals :/

[@gameboom7579]

ive eaten half the things on the tier list, so i can relate

[@martha5670]

i’ve only had like five of the cereals there

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

I only get cornflakes and Cheerios..

[@EMinch-gi8xt]

exactly i had like cheerios, cinnamon toast crunch at school breakfasts in elementary school which i vaguely remember ... kix on special occasions and frosted flakes at hotel breakfasts

[@willowryk]

as someone who doesnt live in america i recognise maybe about four of these so not knowing the taste is great to know what schlatt does and doesnt like

[@superjosh8380]

Jschlatt: Don’t eat Cookie Crisp. Eat real cookies Also Jschlatt: I love Oreo O’s.

[@ChaseMcCain81]

I mean, you are right.

[@ozzyb1995]

Oreo O’s slap. Jshart is right about them

[@angadgrewal9324]

@@ozzyb1995 I would still rather eat REAL Oreo’s because I am not a pussy

[@sydmeurer6498]

well thats just not fvcking fair, normal cookies taste better!

[@InsaneClipszz]

I swear Oreo O’s would literally just be diabetes in a bowl

[@Wildcat-lf2wi]

When he almost broke his KZbin award I couldn’t tell if he was serious or joking

[@terrry9709]

that was straight fear from his voice, pure fear

[@mr.cyanide4897]

No that was pure fear in his voice

[@Lavantte]

^^ Agreed. Absolute and pure fear was felt.

[@Crox101]

I love how it was the Wheaties cereal he threw and those are the worst ones

[@ploopybear]

He was going through a lot of thoughts, and played fear because he was already acting angry :) if he was serious, it was about catching it

[@austinfiregaming9740]

There is a piece of Grain Berry that still lives in his room and haunts him at night

[@notskromps8869]

fiRsT

[@salehfan]

sEConD

[@somegremlin1596]

tHirD

[@istgih8usm]

fOrTh

[@azxark]

FifTh

[@justinkessler3092]

My personal favorite cereal is rice krispies! It just tastes good.🥣

[@wyrmie7276]

never seen a man so genuine and passionate about cereals.

[@k1ngava]

as every man should

[@bravooo7299]

I was born in raised in “cereal city” and I have to invalidate this tier list

[@DroptopCharlie]

I love how Schlatt kept dumping cereal into a wire trash bin

[@burningwolf_9679]

Her: "he's probably thinking about other women right now" Him:

[@leaderfroogy5059]

PLEASE

[@meltedhealer5528]

Lol

[@usualtf2gamer]

underrated comment right here

[@Astro-Not98]

He’s thinking what the heck chocolate cheereos him the. Has sisher

[@pigsteel3342]

@@usualtf2gamer lmao how is this underrated it has 1K likes

[@laurapapac3481]

I come back to this video every 3 months it has changed my life thank you schlatt

[@krakenlikesmen]

I love how he said nothing when he pulled out the raisin bran and then tasted it, spat it out, put it on E tier, still said nothing. I like Jschlatts humor.

[@jadenthemusicfreak]

I laughed at that part and with the very last cereal at the end 😂😂

[@DanniW]

@@jadenthemusicfreak i laughed when he threw the box

[@jadenthemusicfreak]

@@DanniW Oh yeah 😂😭 Gosh this video is funny and he is hilarious

[@diemybridee]

fr

[@katiebell1873]

Fun fact: my great aunt and uncle used to work at Kellogg's for years, and when they retired, the company made a special box of cereal with their picture on it just for them. It was pretty cool, and I think they still have it.

[@glenn_lefer7767]

Nice

[@biglobster4726]

What’s it called?

[@katiebell1873]

@@biglobster4726 I think they only made one box just for them. It would have been SO cool is it was mass produced, though!

[@biglobster4726]

@@katiebell1873 aww that’s sad, but cool! I thought you meant they actually made it available to the public when you said “I think they still have it” would’ve been some neat history!

[@katiebell1873]

@@biglobster4726 Yeah, sorry, I wasn't clear. I meant that they still have the box. It's sitting on display somewhere. But yeah, that was cool. Have a great night, my friend!

[@w1ck3dd0g5]

Schlatt: *ranks cereal* Twitter: “and I took that personally”

[@boredxero3058]

Twitter would cancel you for saying your opinion.

[@crowthewicked8344]

@@boredxero3058 Yeah, the key to happiness is to reject whatever those random 14 year olds have to say.

[@BintarSolos]

@@crowthewicked8344 soon twitter will have to resort to canceling themselves, it's only a matter of time before they destroy themselves

[@xtexaschainsawx]

@@BintarSolos that's true

[@pochita5065]

@@crowthewicked8344 bruh why 14 always get talk shit.at least add "girls" behind it

[@devinplaysstuff2618]

This video got my to try crunch berries, since I was shocked when schlatt gave them an S, since I thought most fruity cereals suck. After trying it, it probably isn’t my favorite but it’s actually pretty good.