Schlatt VS Corpse Husband - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 4

[@Slimecicle]

Can’t believe the editor cut out the part where I dumped a tub of spinach on my head

[@lavaman03]

Popeye would be proud

[@norat3691]

I can't believe the grandma army would do something this awful

[@Ksd99]

Smh my head editor

[@azyo8803]

Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing

[@fleurpayne3620]

thats where the random vegetable wouldve been ;-;

[@cinderbtw]

“Was Plato gay?” “I’m sure he was, he was Greek.”

[@noone8333]

“Is he you know *mimes having thoughts or something*”

[@ionadavies1295]

@@noone8333 “he’s just *whistles and clicks* different”

[@glass_soup30]

Play-doh

[@cranknlesdesires]

Well the Greek and Roman standard was fucking who ever was hot enough. It's not much to assume Plato got his plate full.

[@evdoksiapalla4773]

As a greek person we are mostly super homophobic and this made it even funnier to me

[@wimblop]

i've never seen schlatt with glasses or a beanie and he looks more and more like ebenezer scrooge

[@anyacurrie1416]

i knew he looked familiar

[@KarpetBurn]

Hes the literal reincarnation

[@daft_mervy]

plot twist: its him subtlety revealing that he's robbed both wilbur and quackity's houses

[@Likeyourbestbroorsum]

He looks like a wild western hipster.

[@ACESDICE]

@@daft_mervy wait..

[@ChuckleSandwich]

For those of you commenting about Ted's video - it's being posted tomorrow. Yes this is Ted posting this comment.

[@benpeters5689]

Hi ted

[@thebadishradish]

Thanks ted

[@Somebody-pq1jq]

Ok Ted

[@queenelizabethii4195]

Hello Ted

[@mahathiadapa4687]

you promised.

[@ifan.stoddart]

The worst thing is literally the same day the competition ended, Schlatt's tweet passed Corpse's tweet in likes.

[@oliviasardines]

SO CLOSE YET SO FAR

[@challaboss5762]

OUAOUAOUA

[@colestorch]

*A N G E R* >:(

[@kianon3322]

:/

[@ifan.stoddart]

It still has more likes than Corpse's tweet now, with over 600k likes.

[@codymarshall587]

I just have to point out Charlie - Younger sibling energy Schlatt - Middle child energy Ted - Older sibling energy

[@SamwiseClamcheese]

100%

[@teevee8120]

YES

[@sisterunderstandable1717]

More like Charlie - younger sibling energy Jschlatt - older sibling energy Ted - frustrated dad energy

[@Nobody-uk3lz]

Charlie : peach Schlatt : Kermit Ted : marbles

[@passerine2019]

yoo I got chu to 1k likes

[@geoffreygeofferson7257]

Schlatt actually was so respectable in the whole twitter exchange, he kept up the bit that he was desperate for the win, but made sure to tell his fans to stop harassing people once it went too far

[@henry6136]

exactly, something so many other content creators seem incapable of doing lol

[@k_benicool]

sadly corpse stans took it wayy too seriously and started talking about how schlatt is a raging racist 😞

[@harrasika]

@@k_benicool yeah i hate the mob mentality so many fanbases have

[@mazarine_44]

@@harrasika ^ mob mentality has ruined gen z, so many of us just go along with things because we want to fit in somewhere

[@Drakilax]

@@mazarine_44 It's not even just gen z; it's been a huge problem for humankind throughout history, but now in the Internet age it's on full display 24/7 so people are finally becoming more aware of it.

[@Speelee]

“We gotta stop thinking pequeño and start thinking grande” words to live by

[@mazarine_44]

truly inspiring

[@ellaw.3836]

"Tiny pebbles"

[@plaguedrat4670]

copy

[@mrmagunga2788]

@Artsy Media disgusting

[@kitchengun1175]

I saw this as Charlie said it

[@bulbasaur234]

It’s weird how this episode didn’t just go horribly wrong like the last three

[@aarosundvall]

@k4rk4tt And he was right

[@legosans926]

@@aarosundvall indeed he was

[@popicsle2289]

Im binge watching the podcasts for the first time, but how did they go horribly wrong, I thought they where the best things

[@yellowtv01]

WOOOOOOO

[@problems3485]

@@popicsle2289 same bro I think they just were negative in the past

[@joeywheeler3836]

Schlatt looks like a wizard, Ted looks like his life is crumbling, and Charlie looks like he is doing well.

[@easypete3630]

accurate description

[@mrfosilman]

Charlie's fine because he eats all his vegetables.

[@emmersoncockburn705]

IS THAT JOEY WHEELER FROM THE HIT SHOW YU GI OH

[@ezraayala5729]

@@emmersoncockburn705 Why I think soo

[@SoloBoredGamer]

Is schlatt not dressed as ted

[@ChocolateMilkmanTrue]

Episode 1: schlatt and Charlie become monke. Episode 2: ted becomes a criminal. Episode 3: charlie becomes a lizard. Episode 4: schlatt becomes a millionaire.

[@True_Ace]

Better see you comment/title every podcast

[@ChocolateMilkmanTrue]

Probably.

[@ChocolateMilkmanTrue]

@@True_Ace well you know unless I stop watching them.

[@skid2894]

@@ChocolateMilkmanTrue why in the world would you ever do that

[@loumey74]

@@ChocolateMilkmanTrue why in the world would you ever do that

[@laudjsnskdjdnekdud2875]

Is it just me that actually likes how disorganised it is, it feels more natural like it’s just a normal conversation

[@giannahernandez1795]

No it’s not just you

[@muffycat]

@@giannahernandez1795 Nah, I feel the same way

[@6MikeJones9]

Isnt that every podcast though? I dont listen to a ton but every one i do is free form conversation

[@BeanGeist]

@@6MikeJones9 a lot of podcasts have a list of topics that they go through

[@supercat4259]

unoriginal and unfunny comment

[@gamersgalaxy5885]

Jschlatt should make a song called “Corpse Husband is ruining my life”

[@LittleSprout73]

It's should be "I like men"

[@ohrubie3834]

i like men but corpse husband is ruining my life

[@platonymous_]

@@ohrubie3834 winner

[@bloodisfrightening1203]

@@ohrubie3834 That’s the one alright.

[@roachunknown_]

I would write that song for him-

[@enderdrowned]

wow charlie’s not eating a whole random vegetable this time

[@starryu__]

that’s very surprising

[@nah8193]

not yet he isn’t

[@NarNar47]

I'm disappointed

[@lucy2620]

surprised

[@i-sore]

I think he's eating spinach, but it's hard to tell

[@sunmayttv]

Charlie: "I AM THE NUMBER ONE IN VERMONT!" Charlie there is literally nobody in Vermont aside from you.

[@legogame06]

People who live in Vermont. 1: Charlie Slimecicle 2: Bernie Sanders 3: A lost Canadian who accidentally crossed the border. Edit: 4: People who have had curses placed on them that render them incapable of leaving Vermont.

[@K311WasHere]

@@legogame06 sounds like Vermont

[@moduluscopper]

i live in vermont...

[@legogame06]

@@moduluscopper You weren’t able to find your way back, huh?

[@moduluscopper]

@@legogame06 listen punk, i am trapped in vermont via a curse that was placed upon me by a witch when i was born, it is not by choice in which i stay, but it is by choice in which i will defend this green state. /hj

[@jackreed7837]

I like women but I see where you’re coming from Schlatt

[@awfulusername1465]

Reject woman return to men

[@mrmagunga2788]

phrog

[@kremitontoast5344]

IMPOSTER

[@jackreed7837]

@@kremitontoast5344 YOU NEVER SAW ME VENT YOU HAVE NO PROOF

[@kremitontoast5344]

THIS ISN'T BLOODY AMONG US IT'S IDENTITY THEFT

[@atlas1048]

Idea, schlatt launches “I like men” merch

[@owenexsoctagon9]

I like women but I would buy that

[@okro1425]

Sandler pog

[@atlas1048]

@@okro1425 lmao

[@mazarine_44]

i need a dad cap that says i like men on it THIS INSTANT

[@brinbyyy]

as a wlw, i’d spend my entire bank account on said items

[@dyingcaffeine9457]

In the intro, Jschlatt looks like a rip-off of Where's Waldo named *Schwaldo*

[@anngelina2793]

He looked like a knock off wilbur soot

[@joeblade8511]

Shwaldo

[@notsludgebomb134]

@@anngelina2793 shwilbur shoot

[@harpseal3034]

@@notsludgebomb134 no, wilbur shwoot

[@washingmachine569]

@@harpseal3034 shwilbur shwoot

[@abbyj6056]

Charlie snuck in the vegetable at the end, don’t think we missed it

[@aubergineman7654]

The one leaf

[@niceballs1639]

What if Shlatt makes a song called “I like Men” what if that manages to propel the tweet

[@ollie5015]

Hear me out... corpse husband is ruining my life

[@mikeyrivas5516]

Unfortunately the contest closed and Corpse won.

[@dragonfire9977]

@@mikeyrivas5516 scatter everyone, its the joke police!

[@saltyduckie]

The contest already closed a few days ago

[@lippmannz2677]

SHLATT

[@thedoctormedic3320]

I feel like Shlatt just googles "random semi-obscure pop culture references that only cool kids will understand" and then makes a game out of trying to naturally bring it up in conversation

[@magtac1]

When Charlie hasn’t consumed anything past 5 minutes: *There’s a disturbance in the force, I can feel it*

[@scullohz]

I mean he was waving around a peice of spinach at 4:32.

[@afterlife092]

and that leaf in the last few seconds

[@floofem4120]

He's chewing at 0:51 tho

[@supercat4259]

your cringe

[@vallkyrie383]

@@supercat4259 your mom

[@hsimone]

Can't believe Charlie dumping a whole ass container of spinach was cut at the end

[@mortalsno4086]

If Schlatt is actually moving states I'm gonna fuckin miss him. Never met him but I'll miss having the knowledge that I'm in the same state as Jedediah Schlatt.

[@ranggakd]

Jebediah actually

[@FairlyoddElex]

Wait Schlatts first name is Jedediah???

[@Arrandir]

@@FairlyoddElex who knows

[@tortoisequeef3151]

@@FairlyoddElex it’s Jonathan I’m pretty sure

[@bodacious12]

@@tortoisequeef3151 the j stands for joe mama

[@alyssaritter2858]

someone ask ted if he’s ok his tiktok is scaring us all

[@paleoleft]

hes trapped, dw you can't help him :)

[@funnyfish59]

He’s r e l a t a b l e.

[@challaboss5762]

Heebeedeebee

[@StrongestInHistory]

Whats going on in his cringetok?

[@paleoleft]

@@StrongestInHistory hes trapped

[@PiiJ_]

'God is a woman, but the men need this one' I dieddddddddd

[@breen7771]

And of course, Schlatt does the smirk while discussing how awful the smirk is. It's just something about that massive, shit-eating grin.

[@Trunkstin]

Is your profile pic the guy in walking dead sant and siners

[@breen7771]

@@Trunkstin Nah, its one of the npc defenders from the Fortnite PvE campaign. Its an inside joke.

[@plooper12]

@@breen7771 is that jonsey

[@prestonball9673]

Schlatt decides to move to Texas and immediately the power grid just leaves

[@beyond_fatherhood]

We had to readjust because of the immense amount of power Schlatt brings

[@noone8333]

Obviously global warming isn’t real schlatt just brings the weather with him

[@beyond_fatherhood]

@@noone8333 almost got excited but now I find that no one replied. Damn.

[@Otzkar]

@@noone8333 well the reason is obviously the windfarms. The only solution is to take a vacation

[@woahtherebuckarooo.]

Schlatt's smile before the ads are literally adorable as shit but they scare me to no end

[@sunsetskye483]

This is the most accurate description ever

[@tired247]

facts

[@dinkdude8045]

I loved how after the guy in the email said the smile makes him want to kill himself it just cut to schlatt with his smile at 48:26

[@lemonberryconda]

I love Schlatt's advertisement smile, it's iconic when he flicks his wallet to the camera view, it's my favourite part of all his videos.

[@hermitvet]

Charlie: tried to move to LA, ash rain Schlatt: moves to Austin, power outage and snow I'm scared to know what happened when Ted moved

[@Thiccremoch162]

Ted was the disaster that happened

[@villapolly]

@@Thiccremoch162 DAMN RIGHT

[@ItachiUchihaDidNothingWrong]

Schlatt moved to Austin 👀👀 catch me hanging out downtown everyday now

[@TiffySky]

Cassidy Longoria, in Austin? you'll inevitably get shot if you do that lol

[@ItachiUchihaDidNothingWrong]

@@TiffySky lmao facts i was memeing austin fucking scares me. I only go for my gourdoughs and voodoos

[@therapysession4284]

Ted not trying to mention LunchClub hurt my soul very very much.

[@sunsetskye483]

And Charlie dropping the “Lunch Club road trip”

[@carg826]

@@sunsetskye483 that one hurt my heart when he said that

[@noelleoppewall2088]

@@carg826 for real

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

Charlie seems like the only one comfortable with directly referencing it

[@LL-tr5et]

timestamp?

[@kaitlynraf]

I love watching this podcast in the morning while I eat my nutritious breakfast. The only problem is, I have to turn my computer speaker AND KZbin volume up to the maximum to be able to hear these guys over the eardrum-shattering crunch of my Frosted Flakes. This means that once I am done eating the cereal, and the crunch stops, the voices of these men blast into my ears and echo around my bedroom, shaking my walls and sending my dog into an insane barking frenzy, further damaging my fragile middle ear bones (the smallest bones of the human body). Please help, my hearing is deteriorating every week with every episode. I don't know how much more I can handle.

[@huntsmanshadow5715]

Oh

[@crispyturtle8800]

Dear God

[@cloubee2897]

I have this same problem.

[@delilahere3158]

this was a rollercoaster to read

[@Deweygreen1]

That's just splendid

[@Moonside_Fox]

"l like men" could have made headlines, but instead we just get another ad in times square. Sad.

[@toddhoward1498]

Could’ve changed many peoples views on homosexuality but corpse is homophobic so he couldn’t let that happen

[@jordangilroy3278]

Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing

[@FairlyoddElex]

@@toddhoward1498 Corpse is not homophobic

[@toddhoward1498]

@@FairlyoddElex shut

[@charliehigginson7990]

@@FairlyoddElex erm, well he doesn’t like men, soooo idk man you do the math

[@MopishfoolVids]

This really says something about the socioeconomic climate in America

[@nikblur130]

I think hamburguers and cheese burgers work well with fries

[@notdragoon_8128]

@@nikblur130 put a trigger warning next time dude

[@easypete3630]

I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries

[@rinisafool]

_gunshot_

[@easypete3630]

@@rinisafool parry

[@jackthecrackak8515]

"I've never had smoke in my lungs at all!" Schlatt we all know you've smoked the devils lettuce with the misfits, and for this heinous lie, I truly believe it when Charlie says you have a black beating heart.

[@Thiccremoch162]

Schlatt doing the intro is only an omen of what’s to come

[@tiggy2183]

"Lunch Club Road Trip!" *sigh*...

[@kenz758]

this made me so sad

[@kalihudson3219]

This shit hurts

[@carmsin8824]

god i came to the comments to see if anyone got as sad about that as i did

[@sunnymarron5439]

it *hurts*

[@claud5367]

?

[@Justherelol69]

Corpse had Mr. Beast, Karl, Dream, George and Callahan but you know what? Schlatt had Technoblade, Tommyinnit, Tubbo, Minx, Puffy, Ph1lza, velvet, Niki and Ted! That one heck of a dream team if I do say so myself

[@the__chico__blanco]

Last video Schlatt: Tedd is a liar Also Schlatt: i like women Now Schlatt: i like men and Ted never lies

[@dippin4dots]

I mean Schlatt could be bi and getting some schluck from Ted causing the taking back of the statement

[@the__chico__blanco]

@@dippin4dots maybe just maybe

[@toddhoward1498]

One schlatt only tells lies the other only tells the truth... it is up to you to choose the right one to believe

[@valterestevao1182]

It's the famous Schlatt Paradox™

[@Joemoo.]

Corpse probably doesn't like men.

[@vialistic]

ikr he's probably a lesbian or something 🙄

[@Miinervø]

Sykkno- i- oh-

[@punk5585]

@@Miinervø kzbin.info/www/bejne/rorYaXiBeseKhpY

[@clarissahirsch9690]

I’m sorry but every time Ted spoke, all I could hear was that tiktok sound. Idk man, I think it’s time to fire Ted

[@punk5585]

What

[@Miko-mn4bz]

Get off tiktok. Now.

[@brainletcentral7971]

oh you mean Ah-rah, dee Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo Guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee Ooh, guh-goo-bee

[@alexb4897]

LMAOOOO

[@swuashe5254]

what

[@ezrinn3700]

surprised Charlie isn’t starting this episode with eating random shit

[@vibevizier6512]

HE IS THOUGH YOU CAN SEE HIM FUCKING CHEWING AND HE WAVESA PIECEOF SPINACH AROUND

[@vibevizier6512]

Shit caps lock

[@theempire7006]

@@vibevizier6512 timestamp please

[@vibevizier6512]

@@theempire7006 like... 4:30 or something he waves it around while shouting

[@ezrinn3700]

Twitter has proven me wrong

[@levi-qr9lh]

straight person to gay couple: so....who’s the “corpse” in the relationship

[@aarontheperson6867]

shut up omg lmao

[@Azurite2012]

Is that real slang tho? I am asking because I have no idea

[@elwiwi4638]

It was a joke, not actual slang, but it wasn't a very funny joke of levi

[@elaroach]

i think, with passion, we can make it actually slang, mr asbestos

[@levi-qr9lh]

ted basically made the joke first and i’m literally gay lmaooooo

[@takaSH5]

Charlie: "Is Plato gay?" Shlatt: "Im sure he was, he was Greek." Dead-

[@maumalade1211]

What if schlatt actually wanted the "i like men" tweet to be in times square as like a really big coming out announcement and we all just missed that opportunity

[@Ahmed-hd4lr]

dont forget what they took from you

[@sunsetskye483]

Goddamnit

[@Bags1917]

Homophobia won..

[@oliviasardines]

i dont know whats a bit and what isnt at this point

[@jakkattack7146]

Isn’t schlatts tweet winning right now? Or was there a time limit

[@brillo_tv]

I am eager to see what kind of promiscuous vegetable Charlie is eating today. Edit: I’m not mad, just disappointed.

[@moecat0571]

At the very end he shoves something in his mouth

[@vibevizier6512]

He eats spinach at 4 minutes in

[@brillo_tv]

oh

[@cosmosisrose]

…promiscuous?

[@soup1370]

I’d move to Vermont just for cows and Slimecicle

[@Styxin]

Panning on making a sandwich with only ingredients Charlie eats here’s the current list Tomato Broccoli Spinach Too be continued

[@LowReso1ution]

panning

[@mamahiyojiespizzeria3093]

This sounds more like a salad

[@elnickel815]

@@mamahiyojiespizzeria3093 vegans ammiright.

[@mamahiyojiespizzeria3093]

@@elnickel815 you right

[@Styxin]

Btw when I do make it I’ma post it on my Twitter (shameless plug ahead) @JKimmei

[@otisjoi]

The thing about the tweets is that Corpse’s on a billboard just looks like another ad so people will pay less attention to it, but schlatts will be seen and then people will have to stop to see they read it right and would be more likely to engage with it and stuff lol

[@aarontheperson6867]

alright now you're reaching

[@gamingtime9716]

it's better because I like men

[@sully0613]

Its literally not that deep

[@spencykings3182]

i was thinking that too, yeah! like obviously i'd prefer schlatt's if for the sole reason that it's a joke rather than shameless, unfunny self-promo, but if someone sees "stream this song" in times square they're less likely to actually notice it rather than a tweet that literally just says "I like men" i have nothing against corpse really. i think he's fine, i enjoyed whatever of his among us content i consumed but like... at the end of the day, it's an advertisement for a song that already has 100 million streams. it's just lame

[@kungolaf4499]

@@aarontheperson6867 No. He has got a massive point. Schlatt billboard: "What? What the fuck did I just see? Did it actually just say...? Who is this dude? Schlatt?" Corpse's: "Ah... It is just another sponsorship by one of those Youtoozers or whatever the fuck."

[@LaFitz5]

“you go to LA and you just wanna... Die?” thats so true no wonder ive felt this way since birth

[@woost1656]

Schlatt you rock that beanie

[@woost1656]

NOOO HE TOOK IT OFF

[@JSeitz511]

@@woost1656 top 10 worse heartbreaks

[@JSeitz511]

@@woost1656 this is all 10

[@concoct_ion]

@@woost1656 NOOOOOOOOOO

[@dddestroya]

Glad to see that Schlatt hasn't taken down his christmas decorations yet, like every year.

[@ArcticArmy]

Will he get to next Christmas without taking last year's down

[@dudebro8975]

they just stay up until january 1st, then he takes them down, and puts them back up on january 2nd

[@Narlotte]

schlatt says he's never done anything bad and conveniently forgets the three women in 1994

[@ajmarie147]

And then there's what happened in 1999...

[@The_miIk]

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ON THOSE DATES??? I have seen them everywhere. Please I beg of you.

[@rfs1506]

@@The_miIk I'm not sure that you're quite ready to know what happened in 1994, much less what occurred in 1999

[@Nakosuke-75]

@@rfs1506 oh boy, we don't talk about what happened in 1999.

[@mateo-vp7dg]

Charlie really said “Lunch Club Road Trip” 38:40

[@-Chalarni-]

cries

[@sunsetskye483]

That statement physically pained me

[@AltMox]

crying

[@kalihudson3219]

The pain I feel Rn

[@xmvy]

This made me chuckle and I am currently eating a sandwich.

[@veurseil]

this truly is a chuckle sandwich moment

[@celestinewilliams51]

That’s it, that’s the goal

[@C.C07]

The prophecy.

[@bigbrain4820]

nice instant comment

[@OliverChung14]

Enjoy your sandwich

[@axeljeanlindsey1584]

"One's a cardinal sin and the other is just cocaine!" - Charlie Slimecicle, 2021

[@felixmcculloh8172]

Truly disgusting that some "CorpseHusband" would do this horrible thing.

[@Kazamaterasu]

Ted: "I'm going to jail for my cookie crit- clicker crimes." Charlie: "Yeah you are, you are, dude." Ted: "Holy shit. But-" Charlie: "Go hang out with your cookie clique in there, bro." LMFAOOO (19:24)

[@ACoG413]

The cookie clicker clink if you will

[@ILIKECAKEMAN]

31:58 "everyone is just sweaty and famous and sad" thats going in the quote book

[@SUMFUZ3MAIN]

His heart is dark due to his heavy nicotine addiction that he developed in 1999 when he got locked up for stepping on orphans with his steal toe Timberland's.

[@justemily6594]

The new Dying Bryan, one may say.

[@poohc8269]

schlatts gonna have to rebrand the hat now he’s no longer a new yorker

[@slik-0974]

He just has to hold an ar15 now

[@noone8333]

@@slik-0974 big guy? More like big gun 😀

[@Otzkar]

Since his senator is ted cruz he has to wear a maga hat now

[@sunsetskye483]

Oh fuck

[@maddiedoes3571]

Gotta get a hat with the good ol' lone star state on it

[@samwow6920]

I just realized that Dreams logo is just a white, unimpressed, less-happy Slimecicle logo.

[@Overused_Toothbrush]

Eyy who is that he looks a lot like big guy. Also WELCOME TO TEXAS ITS HOT, HUMID AND A WHOLE LOTTA WHATABURGER.

[@dimasarya8815]

thats gay guy

[@scoobybag1072]

I've seen this joke sm omg

[@knightrust200]

@Owen Broyles he sounds like my cousin from Brooklyn

[@nickk4125]

Shatt

[@dimasarya8815]

he actually sounds like that killer from 1999

[@trishial8212]

You should have Karl Jacobs on the podcast to explain himself smh

[@sunsetskye483]

The betrayal

[@alexshibley4169]

“Guam is surprisingly close to Japan” “Ted that’s why we took it” “Oh.. That makes a lotta sense”

[@soniablackstone5116]

Every episode from now on I’m going to be wondering what food Charlie will eat.

[@sa-mp3yf]

alas it has come to an end, he's not eating in this episode lol.

[@monochromaticbullet190]

he's eating lettuce or spinach at around 4:00

[@jacksoncalamari630]

He eats spinach in the very last seconds.

[@sa-mp3yf]

@@jacksoncalamari630 oh lmao I must've gotten to used to it to be fazed my bad

[@shennnnnnnnnnnn]

schlatt just needs to tweet a voice memo of him breathing and he’ll get a shit on of likes

[@mychalshae]

charlie: “everyone hop in. lunch club road trip.” yeah wrong podcast man

[@LL-tr5et]

timestamp?

[@hamburgergaming8626]

@@LL-tr5et like around 38:00

[@morgan9417]

that upset me a little

[@hatexol0041]

The lunch club is gone but they still have a knack for food-

[@Isakb56]

Eating spaghetti and listening to this podcast is the best moment of the day

[@chefsurs1]

can't disagree

[@ela_toile]

Agree. Im eating thai fried rice on my break at work :)) best part of the day

[@jessethompson3860]

Hold on, did Schlatt just say he owns Big Guy’s channel? That’s preposterous and quite frankly, duplicitous. Nobody owns Big Guy

[@anarkxi]

Big Guy owns Big Guy though There's a chance he could be lying about his identity, however. What if it's run by Small Guy

[@adamthegreat605]

Who else died inside when slimsicle said lunch club

[@thecorpsebg7304]

I Think we all did a littel

[@supercat4259]

@@thecorpsebg7304 you mispelled a word

[@Zekejk]

"ONE'S A CARDINAL SIN AND ONE'S *JUST COCAINE."* 900 likes for just quoting Charlie LMAO??? my videos are bad

[@remo7075]

19:19

[@beembamb]

P9

[@bizanagi5378]

Ok

[@Bexxmode]

As a Small Man myself, I take offense to this “cadaver partner” overtaking the call of all men in society

[@bondedwithpotatoes0076]

schlatt's downward spiral started when he ate grainberry and thats a fact

[@jeff09_]

Schlatt: It would be really funny if Corpse: *no*

[@raven9604]

True🤔

[@joejee1644]

this is a perfect podcast to eat water to.

[@KayAndOasis]

agree!

[@Beetlejuice-tc2uj]

Coincidentally, James Charles is also thinking of moving to Texas

[@anameorsomething894]

My father too also wants to move to texas

[@anameorsomething894]

Whats in texas that everyone wants???

[@gracep9155]

@@anameorsomething894 pride

[@FairlyoddElex]

As a person from Texas, we don’t want James Charles here

[@Arrandir]

@@FairlyoddElex didn’t ask tiffany

[@henrymai8905]

Am I the only person who would watch Schlatt commentating paint drying

[@sunsetskye483]

It’d be entertaining solely because he’d either calmly talk about random shit or scream at it

[@thechesster1858]

OK BUT WE LITERALLY MADE #SCHLATTBILLBOARD TRENDING AND OTHER HASHTAGS TOO SCHLATT, DONT YOU DARE LIE TO US

[@sunsetskye483]

Dude I’m so glad I haven’t been on Twitter for the past two days, it sounds terrifying

[@1nsgnfgnt]

@@sunsetskye483 i haven't been on twitter in about a month, and honestly i'm terrified to go back

[@SBcard]

Twitter feminists stanning Corpse Husband, ironically, got extremely sexist and misandrist and i got suspended for a week for saying "not all men suck" and "if all men suck, all women suck, too." Just because I supported Big Guy.

[@gavin4330]

"i can show you something thats throbbing right now" -JSchlatt

[@There_is_a_duck_in_my_home]

I was thinking schlatt should buy one of those Republican Jesus billboards out in the middle of nowhere

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

The “555-PRO-LIFE” billboards spammed endlessly across the Northern Illinois area

[@howdyitsabbygrace]

I mean, those are literally everywhere in Texas

[@nolamccollian3211]

“Will you go to heaven?? Call 1-800 for TRUTH!”

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

@@nolamccollian3211 Illinois might have those billboards more than any other one.

[@maddygeezkneez1155]

@@crustpunkjesuschrist yeah a lot of the Midwest has those, where do they get the money from?

[@slammy0594]

"LUNCH CLUB ROAD TRIP" that hurt

[@Shabucket125]

Truly disgusting that some “corpsehusband” would do such a horrible thing

[@Shablimbles]

Dude this schlatt guy looks a lot like fragrance man

[@malk4618]

you know, I was thinking the same thing!

[@oscarpines7927]

D O N O T R E V E A L T H E L O R D S S E C R E T

[@creative8180]

yeah.....they look strangely the same

[@aleesabarker8352]

Yeah, but I heard that Fragrance Man was part arachnid....

[@idontcare9919]

They should do a collab one day!

[@adamkwarren21]

“Ted that’s why we took it” Greatest line this podcast

[@Bwapbwapfrog]

"Lunch Club road trip!" charlie no-

[@Sunr1ze]

Truly disgusting Corpse Husband would do such a thing.

[@kirbalicious]

Haha you said the funny

[@Zachariasss]

Funny moment

[@ruthvik8913]

Now this is an epic "Funny Moment".

[@trsamisari]

Truly disgusting, some "14 y/o white girls" would do this horrible thing

[@JustClark10]

I was hoping that Charles slimecicle would just eat and entire squash this time or just scoop out parts of a pumpkin disappointed

[@senatorpineapple8149]

Look at the very end of the video

[@tdoge5837]

Slime is the child and Ted and schlatt are the parents that are about to get divorced

[@Brickfilmer125]

Looks like someone isn't getting his daily essential vitamins and minerals via raw vegetable. 😔

[@cuakelpatodective2617]

No he is eating spinach

[@d0rm4ntp4st6]

you can see the spinach a few times throughout the episode

[@devinorozco7870]

Charlie not eating a vegetable is the most excruciating pain ever

[@lexilootoo6184]

He ate spinach

[@paleoleft]

he ate spinach dont worry

[@jblen]

I would absolutely love if Schlatt was in a dude perfect video. Like he gets one 5 second shot in a video and then posts the 5 hours of misses on his own channel.

[@capt.trashcat3615]

Charlie: Im going to be quirky and eat vegetables every episode.

[@raespitzack8474]

that’s just Charlie Slimecicle.

[@featherycoffee1401]

He isn't even trying to be quirky, but that's just slimecicle

[@diceydino2222]

Corpse Husband is not a necrophile, he is a necromancer, as he raised people from the dead to like his tweet.

[@KanyeEast33]

Splooge.

[@anameorsomething894]

Drauloge

[@Door227]

“Oh man, his tweet just got liked by George Washington and Napoleon, wonder how that happened

[@d00gz_]

“Times Square is like the Mecca of The West” is such an astoundingly true yet intriguing statement

[@burnttoast9081]

Wasn't expecting the "Lunch Club roadtrip!" joke from Charlie. It's a real shame that car crash happened. I miss those guys.

[@DrDementia]

This is the only podcast I can actually watch from start to finish, keep up the amazing content boys

[@FitzIsBetterThanYou]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PFP

[@abigailsosa2182]

As a Texan, there’s a lot of Texan pride just like Schlatt was mentioning. There’s Texan flags EVERYWHERE you go and everyone boast about living in Texas. It’s normal to be proud here lol