Schlatt's Texas Nightmare - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 5

[@zjm0805]

This is the perfect podcast for peeing outside

[@auxiliaryc-nt]

truly

[@zzamzza]

Indeed

[@magnustherogue]

yes, i agree!

[@jmann_lol2937]

yo mizkif

[@leomellum]

So true!

[@andro1096]

41:12 so we just not gonna talk about how charlie and ted both went silent after schlatt moaned LMAO then schlatt just continued on like nothing happened

[@hopetheghost3052]

Shhhhhhhhh that neeeeever haaaaaaapend

[@galuxius1861]

Schlatt seemed so fucking surprised by himself it was hilarious

[@m3l0d4y]

He didn't even know he can make that noise

[@guaage]

it’s like when you say something a bit too loud in class and everyone just silently shames you

[@HopeAngelo]

I'm dieing so hard that I turned into dreem tea form.

[@maddiedoes3571]

I love how instantly Schlatt decided Texas was a "we" situation. He's declared himself fully Texan after a week it's hilarious

[@nathanfielderfan111]

same

[@kaseyk639]

i love it LMAO texans have too much pride and there’s no way we’ll get rid of it

[@CrescentPaws5000]

Yas

[@owenpurr]

i mean he lives there so it is a we problem from his perspective

[@Kaazzoo_]

@@manperson6354 hey if u live in Texas, are you doing okay? Im Canadian and i saw the news about how bad the snow storms looked and they looked rlly bad so i just want to check to see if ur alright :(

[@demon_cicada9965]

Things that Slimecicle has eaten on Chuckle Sandwich: 1. Tomato, eaten like an apple 2. Broccoli, eaten like a drumstick 3. Spinach, eaten pretty normally, then rained upon himself 4. Kale, eaten, once again, like a drumstick (Bonus: Schlatt eating pepperoni and Ted eating beef jerky)

[@FlorianFlorian573]

I believe he also ate spinach last time

[@barbarosgiray6296]

He ate spinach once

[@isaacgower2501]

Last time he poured spinach into his face but it was accidentally cut it’s on Twitter

[@beans8165]

he ate a slimecicle one of the episodes, but i'm not sure if that counts as a vegetable

[@midpixie]

Ted was eating beef jerky

[@corporalanonymous4589]

41:12 Schlatt: *moans* Ted: *used to it* Charlie: *traumatized*

[@godsclown4419]

USED TO IT?!?! *USED TO IT?!?!?!*

[@sasakidotorg]

TED IS *_WHAT_*

[@blazi2396]

TED IS WHAT?

[@Temi222]

TED IS *WHAT?????*

[@-junostarz-7981]

*What you tryna say😃*

[@tegans1877]

schlatt looming in the doorframe is exactly how every podcast should start

[@papaya9209]

even better if schlatt isn’t supposed to be in said podcast

[@YuckyYakira]

Yes

[@seveneightninee_9137]

yes absolutely

[@dapperduck4319]

Loom

[@KookoCraft]

@@papaya9209 big man out of nowhere

[@unusedaccountlmfaooooo]

Schlatt: *moans* Charlie: Ted: Schlatt: "...It was a prank video-"

[@shoutaaizawa5273]

I just woke up and someone sent me this, told me to go to that specific time an dnow I'm just sitting here like, "What? What- WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"

[@themimic1372]

Lmai

[@xiaoya7103]

Timestamp?

[@travelbug1027]

@@xiaoya7103 41:15

[@KidLevitate]

@@travelbug1027 41:17 *

[@aidanclarke8211]

Slimecicle is so committed to the bit he isn’t even enjoying the food he eats

[@Nobody-uk3lz]

Yeah his face scrunches up whenever he takes a bite and it honestly is hilarious

[@jameowi]

the peak of comedy

[@ikitclaw8969]

He's obligated to do so, it's either veggies or DEATH

[@joytaime6890]

its what i look forward to every episode, what is charlie gonna eat this time?

[@justadumb8864]

They are all medical professionals, he knows he has to eat it to live

[@airtheboss9730]

Jschlatt: *moans* Also Jschlatt: *SHOOK*

[@KRAMPUS_yay]

*"ITW AS A PRANK VIDEO"*

[@k.s.t2908]

Time

[@Leticia-xy9by]

😭😭😭😭💀💀 HE WAS SO SURPRISED

[@reterols5442]

@@k.s.t2908 41:17

[@-DumpsterFire]

charlie looks like that mike sully meme (sully's face on mike's character)

[@akish302]

Schlatt’s gone full SCP mode.

[@poptarts8278]

He did anyone hear that Schlatt is the newest animatronic in FNAF. /j

[@jxc1640]

"SCP 106 has breached containment"

[@hmmm_welll889]

The most unsettling thing is that the room he's in doesn't have a light on but the room behind him has a light on...

[@GingerJotunn]

@@jxc1640 Did you just call Schlatt an old man :p

[@jxc1640]

@@GingerJotunn Perhaps

[@wackk4949]

schlatt without a messy background is really unnerving

[@Somebody-pq1jq]

True

[@starryu__]

yea it’s really strange like there’s no pope or baby hanging from the ceiling

[@stickwashere5248]

it really is

[@hymnal_0276]

For some reason today Ted’s background is just as unnerving

[@ghostpoint]

his background wasn't really messy, just cluttered

[@jennafisher1236]

Can you imagine Schlatt packing up his car and has moving people helping him, and he just hands them the Pope...

[@cadaverous4766]

"Be extra careful with that. You don't want to upset him"

[@noodle_alchemist2298]

@@cadaverous4766 "If you do, and he starts to glow red, I'd say run, but you're pretty much f*cked."

[@ohb9894]

He's sad, go and offer him a prayer.

[@therighteousbeaver]

@@noodle_alchemist2298 as I read your comment I accidentally turned off my phone and gave myself a heart attack

[@potatofish7730]

@@therighteousbeaver it wasn't you that turned off the phone...

[@itsisabel420]

37:10 “The animatronics do get a bit _qUiRkY_ at night.”

[@kathansen6995]

THIS COMMENT WINS

[@kayleymps]

HAHAHHA OMG

[@RK-zw9qs]

LOL I ALSO MADE A JOKE LIKE THIS

[@springb0t357]

Yes

[@bethaniie_]

AHHH 💀💀

[@mrmagunga2788]

this podcast is just gonna be called “chuckle” if Charlie doesn’t stop eating all the sandwich stuff

[@therapysession4284]

UNDERRATED

[@louie9355]

chuckle bread

[@knuji]

@@louie9355 Laughing Loaf

[@krispyforks5148]

@@knuji Diaphram Spasm Wheat Brick

[@emilied2986]

That made me realize he’s only eating things that go on sandwiches wtf Edit: it has come to my attention that I am a moron, so let’s pretend this never happened ❤️

[@rachaeldaley1607]

There is nothing more unsettling than schlatt with no pope...

[@e-tan3911]

He will be back. He is currently using his powers to help create more snow

[@factsandlogic.8762]

schlatt with no pope! what will he do next, freed from the prying eyes of the papacy? 👁👁

[@f8breaker119]

He’s finally fallen.

[@grifogrifoo]

The pope has moved over to your place for the time being. :). Be sure to avoid looking at him, keep looking at your device! Don't look behind you! (:. Everything is A-okay!

[@bonelessqueen4897]

He’s unhinged

[@igotnthing4347]

Charlie is the only one taking the podcast seriously. He's eating the sandwich (well, not properly) AND chuckling quite often.

[@YuckyYakira]

A disassembled sandwich with kale?

[@typicalbruh1510]

He is taking "Made from scratch" a little to seriously.

[@dippin4dots]

Marin Lacson Chuckle stands for Chili pepper Head of lettuce Uomato Charlie Kale Lroccoli Epinach

[@igotnthing4347]

@@dippin4dots LMAO

[@sami_irl]

he's eating the sandwich dragon ball z style ''last time on eating a sandwich: spinach''

[@camisntr3al]

Alternate title: Jschlatt loses every single thing he owns while moving to Texas

[@wismeywishes2839]

There is no alternative title because this is isn't a podcast.

[@camisntr3al]

@@wismeywishes2839 oh yeah yeah right, i cant wait for when they do film it when they have time out of their busy schedules

[@_toulouse]

37:04 I don’t know why, but this bit got me legitimately in tears. Jschlatt’s fucking... whatever he was doing.

[@mere_serendipity8275]

37:46 I am confusion

[@galaxylovesmemesmlg504]

LMAO

[@la-enc]

I never thought I needed that

[@fomyfleroy]

@@mere_serendipity8275 what the-

[@strsdacus]

@@mere_serendipity8275 THAT WAS SO SCARY

[@ABhandle]

Charlie “beef jerky is not a fun snack” while he looks like he is in pain every time he bites into the Kale.

[@K311WasHere]

My friend made me a sandwich and put kale on as the lettuce, its not a very pleasant plant to eat

[@Lia-uz7bu]

i think this definitely qualifies him to know what a fun snack is or isnt like then

[@ir7pf282]

His face while eating it is the funniest shit in this vid

[@crys-2955]

@@ir7pf282 it’s similar to that of chewing glass

[@ir7pf282]

@@crys-2955 exactly he looks like he’s in indescribable agony

[@Alex-mo6yb]

If you haven't watched the entire podcast yet, here's a good out of context moment 41:17

[@xEnergizer7036]

I got an ad as soon as I clicked that, went another second and got another ad....the same ad....wth 😂

[@ellabrown4248]

It's painful I wish I didn't always click timestamps

[@motivationalpower9669]

"I'm GAY" © GaySchlatt

[@coolcat290]

oh

[@joshc5613]

the way they all react to it, though, even schlatt was shocked

[@awkward1290]

Don't mind me, I'm just bookmarking Charlie Text-to-Speech. (30:45)

[@boomrangyt]

*Our bookmark

[@awkward1290]

@@boomrangyt alright, be my guest.

[@chocolate9747]

I feel like Charlie and Schlatt are just a giant car wreck, and Ted is just a bystander kinda laughing in the background.

[@slothic157]

Ted is the one who caused the crash

[@Julia-vg3gc]

@@slothic157 😂🥪

[@Moogchungus]

I feel like Charlie would of taken a selfie of that split second before the impact

[@planetree8245]

@@Moogchungus and Schlatt would be so furious at the car that it would apologize

[@changeuphitter5678]

“There is nothing redeemable about New York” he said with a New York Yankees advertisement branded on his head at all times

[@jeffe1023]

Even if you hate New York, you never lose the Yankee blood

[@pigglesgoomshby7249]

You can take the man out of New York, but you unfortunately can’t take the New York out of the man - Jshlagg

[@splish_splash1589]

Schlatt’s new office looks like he just broke into somebody’s house and just started recording.

[@jackisback4873]

I don't doubt that this is what happened

[@solomontheiii9154]

An empty one at that

[@daisyjoy242]

And the person is tide up in that basement

[@LethalityLIVE]

this was Mizkif’s house soooooo KINDA!

[@donovanstewart698]

Like famous KZbinr slmccl

[@iannotfound4698]

Schlatt: *moans* Ted: Charlie: Schlatt, trying to forget what just happened: There was a prank video-

[@TheNotSoRealJeff2]

Did you watch his most recent twitch vod?

[@bigtimehardline03]

41:17 Schlatt whenever James Charles tweets

[@Raven_Conspirac3]

Artists seeing ur comment: DON'T 👏 DRAW 👏 THAT 👏 *draws it* OH NO I'VE DONE IT AGAINNNNNNNN

[@Samuel_329]

@@Raven_Conspirac3 HAHHAHHAHAHA I GUESS IM DOING IT 😀✨✨

[@nycolleamendez5608]

@@Raven_Conspirac3 this made my day

[@Raven_Conspirac3]

@@nycolleamendez5608 :3 ur welcome for making ur day Hope u have a AWESOME life!!

[@nycolleamendez5608]

@@Raven_Conspirac3 same goeas back for u with the power of hundreds of art supplies you fun and pretty cool person B )

[@lyricthepenguin]

38:11 if I ever see Schlatt walking down the streets of Austin like that, I will probably have multiple heart attacks at once.

[@Eazy_Peazy]

He walks with his knees-

[@restnowyoungone9830]

Who wouldn't

[@espresso8119]

I'd be like: *Schlatt, you okay or-*

[@limlamlemlemons9093]

I read this as it happened lmao

[@PowerSpirit50]

You're just setting yourself up for an atomic prank there.

[@crystalgacha2218]

0:10 he's just standing there, *menacingly*

[@me-oo1fr]

36:40 he did it again

[@unknown_people4020]

Freddy is out side my door D:

[@AMan-xz7tx]

*Fnaf 2 sonar plays

[@just_underscore]

"Mom,I threw up"

[@WaspxHunter]

38:51 Charlie trying to talk His mouth: dial up tone

[@spook305]

This is just Schlatt’s therapy session, good thing they won’t put it in the podcast.

[@sunsetskye483]

Yeah can’t wait for the actual podcast

[@maxton5522]

What do you think episode 5 will be about?

[@kategreeley2203]

Just realized Schlatt had to stay at Mizkifs house knowing that he poops standing up

[@tuna8718]

AHAKQHSKWHSKQHSKWHSAJHASJJAAHAJ

[@vg1rll]

truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

[@pepperey1986]

he still is kinda

[@damn490]

he.. he what?

[@blackflash9935]

@@vg1rll truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

[@johsh__]

Charlie's face as he's eating the stem of whatever vegetable (weed he found outside) that was just sums up how we should all feel watching this podcast

[@_OmniscientNootNoot_]

It's kale And yeah ur right

[@factsandlogic.8762]

@@_OmniscientNootNoot_ no no no it’s obviously a weed he found out in the local park

[@Otzkar]

@@factsandlogic.8762 don't be stupid everyone knows you inject weed

[@ohno7432]

10:27 for reference

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

@@Otzkar oskar, you baby, you absolute infant, you obviously put weed on your skin so that the weed particles can seep into your skin

[@jakub4983]

40:47 *Schlatts Animation*

[@nziom]

Thank you

[@BIG_SLEEPER]

​@@nziomuuuuuhhh

[@nziom]

@@BIG_SLEEPER it got animated

[@SleepyOldMan]

At 41:17 Schlatt seemed genuinely concerned as to what that noise was, it wasn’t him. He’s descending further into the void cube

[@MrShinyPants]

In captions it says "done",idk

[@Rousella]

I never thought a grown man can moan-

[@cryopex9976]

@@Rousella he is 21 tho

[@Rousella]

@@cryopex9976 wait for real?

[@cryopex9976]

@@Rousella yeah he is. He was born in 1999 so he might be 22 idk

[@smokestack1848]

38:05 me racing to the bathroom to release the ungodly shit that’s built up inside my body

[@peipeigacha]

lmfAO

[@junovoid]

I've been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes now

[@moonfinded100turtlesinthey5]

@@user-cg8zq7ty2n are you okay now?

[@officialweirdpotato7793]

LMFAO I CAN'T BREATHE 💀

[@Twohundredeleven]

In crying from these comments please- lord help me

[@the_wiseman7532]

Imagine you are in Austin, Texas trying to get McDonald's and Esfand goes to your car and says: there's no McDonald's, they are fucking closed

[@tonymultimediator8989]

POV video

[@ub6o7]

d sorry you forgot the D

[@iDrinkRadium]

@@ub6o7 it is better without it

[@the_wiseman7532]

@@ub6o7 thanks!

[@helenaacarvalho9513]

41:16 Ted: "Im not complaing but wtf" face Charlie: "wtf" face

[@cituce4066]

37:46 His movements are inhuman and utterly terrifying.

[@concernedthanos6725]

Not enough talk about this movement. It’s terrifying

[@KenganConnosieur]

Is that genuine or rolled back? Ive been trying to do that for the past 5 minutes with minimal success

[@piettrified]

@@KenganConnosieur rolled back, unless his godly abilities allow him to bounce up from his knees from the floor

[@thereisnoname9630]

I would like to say this is possible and I’ve been doing it for 8 minutes now because it’s fun (maybe it’s just cause I’m an athlete)

[@avalon2008]

I can do that, just not that smooth

[@TheSpiritLeshy]

Why does Charlie look like he’s constantly in pain or on the verge of tears

[@kazzafraz5607]

*Look* like?

[@manks5491]

Because he’s eating kale straight

[@marianajimenez4586]

He is

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

He actually hates vegetables

[@maxton5522]

@@extremistgarchomp4950 bro stop lying smh

[@ZeroSleap]

37:46 what a legendary sequence of events! Highly clippable!

[@snarkycommenthere9027]

I thought that the title was "schlatt's chainsaw nightmare" when it popped up and didn't give it a second glance.

[@starryu__]

yea i really wouldn’t be surprised

[@ThePastaMiner]

it's his texas chainsaw nightmare

[@21bdixon24]

im from the future and schlatt will do a chainsaw massacre part 2 and carson will be proven innocent

[@daisyjoy242]

@@21bdixon24 😂😂

[@CedricCaffa]

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whisper from each lip And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead He was vicious and a killer though a youth of 24 And the notches on his pistol numbered one and 19 more One and 19 more Now the stranger started talking, made it plain to folks around Was an Arizona ranger, wouldn't be too long in town He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red After Texas Red Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead 20 men had tried to take him, 20 men had made a slip 21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to meet It was 20 past 11 when they walked out in the street Folks were watching from the windows, everybody held their breath They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death About to meet his death There was 40 feet between them when they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground Oh, he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip Big iron, big iron When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip

[@ryanfever8686]

Schatt is speaking about Texas like he’s lived there all his life

[@lovesiccat]

He's lived in many, many, many places over the millennia.

[@ikitclaw8969]

He has wdym?

[@junemwah]

Schatt > schlatt

[@gatito.8519]

he is one of us, now. the storms were so that he, a new yorker, could become acclimated to the heat. yknow, like a goldfish.

[@diannabrookes9258]

@@gatito.8519 LOL

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

charlie doesn't look like he's enjoying the foods he consumes anymore. he's just so dedicated to the bit that he's willing to suffer.

[@loumey74]

has he ever enjoyed it

[@salmonofwisdom3804]

@@loumey74 i mean, didnt he eat a pepper like an apple? That isnt that hard to deal with

[@asimplerock2952]

@@salmonofwisdom3804 it was a tomato :)

[@naomimatthiesen8097]

it’s like the dog treats bit

[@smiyukc3542]

schlatt: *moans* also schlatt: *surprised pikachu face*

[@adamdunn7752]

im now convinced the podcast itself is just an elaborate bit

[@sunsetskye483]

Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t

[@manks5491]

Bruhaps

[@pointblank4937]

i mean they do multiple bits inside each episode-

[@Misanthropolis]

@@pointblank4937 You don't have to end your sentence like that.

[@pointblank4937]

@@Misanthropolis thanks for the advice i’ve literally never thought of that before.

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

As a Virginian Charlie talking about how Virginia’s people act is 100% accurate

[@wakemeupinside83]

Hello fellow Virginian.

[@drewinn_]

Hello there guys. How we doing Virginians :)

[@agcoss]

Virginia gang

[@sh4e1yn62]

fr

[@Orange4004_]

VA VA

[@Vizerm]

you know, when Charlie didn’t eat a random vegetable the last podcast, i really lost hope in this whole project, but i’m glad to see everything’s back to normal

[@grammarefabian24601]

He ate spinach last time

[@RandomPerson-uj3uz]

He ate spinach right at the end and the editor cutout the bit he dumped spinach on his head

[@jakebarnidge2675]

@@RandomPerson-uj3uz how tf you know what the editor cut out? Lmao bro has access to the full podcast vods

[@dabmwlawnmower8089]

@@jakebarnidge2675 he commented saying the editor cut it out

[@potatofish7730]

@@jakebarnidge2675 did you even watch the podcast?

[@somethinguniqueorwtv]

41:13 Uh- 37:46 Wtf is up with schlatt 😭 37:04 C h i l d 38:05 THE WAY HE WALKS OUT💀

[@ubbles5174]

What even is this comment

[@DeeDoctor]

@@ubbles5174 twitter

[@noonespecial6329]

@@ubbles5174 a comment?

[@somethinguniqueorwtv]

@@ubbles5174 I don't know just stuff I was laughing at for no reason 😪👍

[@butterstries585]

Imagine only listening to these and just now finding out charlie has eaten a whole vegetable on every episode

[@RusticRonnie]

Not every episode :(

[@OliverIsOffline]

@@RusticRonnie which episode did he not eat one?

[@ingridstjerneskudd]

@@OliverIsOffline last week i think

[@OliverIsOffline]

@@ingridstjerneskudd last episode he ate spinach in the end of the video

[@sunsetskye483]

Audio listeners are really missing out

[@ewanbarnardmusic]

Their camera positions look like they are surrounding me and I'm terrified

[@sunsetskye483]

I can’t unsee this now

[@jovie8534]

@@sunsetskye483 sane

[@hakotaro23]

Lmao you're right

[@kipsnax]

The Council

[@ummjoe]

Oh my god you’re right

[@WinterGray8888]

Charlie’s ability to start conversations and running gags Is fucking uncanny, i cannot think of a better person to have on a podcast

[@isaochy4197]

This episode convinced me he’s a genius

[@SianLxM]

35:59 for the people who wants jschlatts tantrum 😌✋

[@madi672]

omg 15 seconds in and schlatt is already asserting his dominance by menacingly standing in the doorway

[@audrey1709]

AJAJA

[@jacksont94]

@@audrey1709 isn’t that the Spanish version of ahaha

[@jacksont94]

@@audrey1709 isn’t that the Spanish version of ahaha

[@ArcticArmy]

@@loumey74 no its a bug.

[@audrey1709]

@@jacksont94 Oh I meant hahah but I clicked j since they’re right next to each other. It’s just a typo :)

[@ChocolateMilkmanTrue]

Episode 1: schlatt and Charlie become monke. Episode 2: ted becomes a criminal. Episode 3: charlie becomes a lizard. Episode 4: schlatt becomes a millionaire Episode 5: Schlatt goes to hell. (No not idaho)

[@pizzaperson2237]

monke millionare in hell

[@veevwjw123]

Schlatt becomes a millionare, proceeds to go DIRECTLY to hell.

[@R1PCH41N_FR3NZY]

I love how you had to specify that it was not in fact idaho lmao

[@threegoblinsinatrenchcoat748]

As an idahoan, I find this both funny and a bit confusing. If you want a barren hellscape, go to Ohio.

[@soontherewillbesnow]

@@threegoblinsinatrenchcoat748 As someone who has friends in Ohio and has been there absolutely fucking ONCE I agree.

[@hrrrnghmoss2116]

Schlatt at the beginning of the podcast: *“Mom I threw up.”*

[@Cuties1st]

Ikr

[@enderguycypher]

“ *Mom I frew up* “.

[@Voidsfer]

I am in class and this almost made me laugh-

[@rin6775]

I'm literally wheezing and I'm on class💀

[@kassiede6884]

@@enderguycypher Y E S.

[@ivaxian]

schlatt moaning is cursed to whole another level.

[@rachaeldaley1607]

I just think everyone needs to remember that they started talking about pranks after schlatt moaned and they all went quiet.

[@thatoneguywiththatonename]

oh I'll for sure remember it..

[@cherryblossom7362]

Timestamp?

[@angigirl12]

@@cherryblossom7362 41:12

[@thatoneguywiththatonename]

@@angigirl12 41:17 for the second one

[@clairehughes2895]

Charlie’s hidden talent... talking like the text-to-speech bot...

[@djmonaco39]

Schlatt: Dark Humor Ted: Normal Humor Charlie: Light Humor

[@joshuafritsch7089]

The spectrum, even

[@redwoodm]

chaotic evil, chaotic neutral and chaotic good

[@ImTheGuy]

The 3 houseman of comedy

[@insertcringehere5833]

This is funnier when you consider that the power in Texas was out

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

@@redwoodm Alright charlie may not be neutral or evil but he is definitely not good

[@nikonikoknees4488]

As someone who lives in Texas IM STILL NOT OVER THE POWER OUTTAGE SITUATION IM DONE.

[@Reese.pb.butter]

Charlie looks like he just finished crying.

[@helloZ]

Looks like?

[@george9371]

@@helloZ bold of them to assume he hasn’t been crying

[@tylerandrews56]

He's in a Call with Schlatt and Ted why wouldn't he have been Crying?

[@visalarun5129]

@@tylerandrews56 caught in the crossfire of Ted the criminal and Jebediah Schlatt the unknown

[@crimson2209]

i mean, that’s fair rly

[@dontmindme5895]

41:17 clearly the reason why the pope is needed in the background

[@justalula7151]

This podcast is like when 3 ship captains traveling on very unstable waters with Schlatt and Ted figthing 30 % of the time as Charlie tries to keep everything afloat

[@luxluther436]

“I got chu” “Ow..not that hard..” “Oh- oh that was weirdly sensual-“ “*insert moan*” *Three seconds of silence* “....It was a prank video-“

[@coffeebot]

Dude, I can’t get over how scarily normal schlatts background looks

[@lovesiccat]

It's the backrooms, which he built.

[@yerman0564]

@@lovesiccat ah yes, the backrooms where he fatally stabbed two innocent women in 1999.

[@coffeebot]

@@lovesiccat he is the human definition of the back rooms so this doesn’t surprise me

[@gemalehemale6534]

It's gonna be awkward when texans see schlatt wearing his hat.

[@bigsoulja73]

The alternates aren’t too great though

[@markus.574]

what football team do they even have? lmao!

[@derryck.4907]

@@markus.574 cowboys? I think? Idk maybe thats someone else lol

[@wheelioo391]

@@markus.574 the Dallas cowboys 🤠 everyone in Texas is kinda obsessed with them

[@lovesiccat]

I don't know who "Ackward" is, but I think you meant, "Awkward."

[@rhyslare2052]

WHY DOES CHARLIE JUST EAT RANDOM SHIT HE FINDS IN HIS FRIDGE

[@Maxwellish]

dont point out the bit, you’ll ruin it

[@zoecant2167]

num num num

[@not_4177]

Its not just Charlie.... I do that.....

[@LegV11]

Lizardo

[@harleyvick1822]

Whatcha mean? You okay buddy?

[@Tubbitt]

i love how Charlie always have a raw vegetable to eat every podcast, its so satisfying watching him chomp down on it lmao

[@ViolentRainbow]

No it's horrifying, he was eating a tomato like an apple in another episode that was disturbing to watch

[@MauveDash]

I eat tomatoes like that too!

[@Guglug7712]

Schlatt: when we turn the cameras on *wink* Slime: hopefully never

[@srryitsjay6854]

Schlatt looks like a cival war general and a person who unironicly called their fans kittens at the same time.

[@celestetheking8776]

I hate this comment so, so much. But you're not wrong and it HURTS.

[@justalula7151]

what if he is both in an alternate universe ?

[@LynxLycan2]

Is this referencing that one tweet?

[@callamarie08]

“We should start calling him jeef schlurky”

[@neartheplumtree]

AND NOONE FUCKING REACTED

[@doomguy2020]

@@neartheplumtree I too am pissed about this

[@callamarie08]

@@doomguy2020 fixed it lmao

[@doomguy2020]

@@callamarie08 Thank you good sir

[@thepiecesmissing]

Schlatt: *Moaning on the floor* Charlie: "Schlatt the money is waiting come over here" Also Schlatt: 37:49

[@alexparker5910]

about Schlatt’s whole mcdonald’s story, i heard him say “in a while” and just imagined some mcdonald’s employees turning off the lights and hiding in a corner american school style. and then hearing someone through the headset so they started crying in fear of being found

[@samstudley5519]

“American school style”

[@danieljohnson7327]

"american school style"

[@alexparker5910]

about the whole american school style thing. if you don’t know what i mean, i mean how we are taught to hide from an active shooter, hide in a corner quietly

[@danieljohnson7327]

@@alexparker5910 no I get it I quoted it cause it's fucking hilarious

[@alexparker5910]

@@danieljohnson7327 i assumed. i just said it in case someone didn’t

[@unprofessionalvideos]

"They haven't responded in a while." Sounds like a glitch in the matrix.

[@ryanstender8316]

Charlie’s “Jeef Schlerky” comment is under appreciated

[@blue73510]

time stamp?

[@Nciko]

@@blue73510 10:19

[@-DumpsterFire]

i am trying to not spit out my coffee

[@jakobusjohannes2195]

What you do on a boil order is: fill a large jug or even small esky with boiled water, freeze it in the refrigerator or freezer, remove a shelf if it can not fit

[@aaerie1229]

Why is no one talking about Charlie’s text to speech bit that caught me so off guard and had me rolling lmao

[@noahfencebut]

i know wtf, no human should be able to sound like that

[@TissueCat_]

i was cry laughing at that it was fuckin greaf

[@remdixon1526]

time stamp?

[@Panda-sz6kr]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHzceaWOf62oma8

[@xthepotatowolfx2334]

@@noahfencebut I can make sounds like that :/

[@g4ppy491]

Imagine getting a heart attack an ambulance arrives you look up to your saviours and it's charlie ted and schlatt smiling ominously

[@fourt33n71]

this gave me a terrible chuckle sandwich dating simulator idea that i shouldn’t have had

[@badkitty785]

Speaking of limbs

[@scooble_]

Schlatt arrives holding his briefcase full of plagues

[@lfroujibetmusic]

@@fourt33n71 make it

[@ladyivers]

what cursed food will charlie eat today EDIT: ITS KALE WTF

[@starryu__]

he looks so disgusted every time he takes a bite

[@mrfosilman]

@@starryu__ Well Kale has little to no flavor. He's eating air with crunchy texture at this point.

[@poopyboy9889]

fuck hes even eating the stem

[@sublunarra]

fucker is just dedicated and you cant help but respect it

[@zekrua4006]

@@poopyboy9889 he TRIED to eat the stem. you notice he leans out of camera to go do something. I think he spit it out.

[@reekill_playlists]

I love how Schmitt moaned, realized what he did, and then just immediately changed the subject XD

[@reekill_playlists]

I can't remember if I meant to screw up "his" name or it was just an accident

[@starryu__]

this is a great podcast to eat mac-and-cheese to

[@hello-up1fo]

what the fuck i’m eating mac and cheese

[@garrettbrackett6733]

I just made some pizza rolls.

[@starryu__]

@@hello-up1fo mac and cheese gang

[@nanoramirez9331]

@@hello-up1fo same wtf

[@starryu__]

@@nanoramirez9331 i love that’s we’re all just eating mac and cheese

[@wolfious9618]

So you're telling me Texas had unheard-of weather conditions the week Schlatt decided to move down there? Hmm

[@voomity]

Its because of the popes power

[@A_Spooky_Dude]

It's the curse

[@adamcheung60]

Last episode of chuckle sandwich: Everything eaten on the show gets put into a sandwhich for Charlie to eat

[@sillybuffalo45]

Charlie described beef jerky perfectly in one minute before I could in my entire life.

[@kingsmithgaming8726]

Damn, Schlatt's accent really peaked at "funny ting about da wader"

[@j.diangelo5683]

Time stamp??? :0

[@flipflopzthreeonethree1873]

@@j.diangelo5683 2:40 lol

[@elokin300]

As a New Yorker, I am angry but agree

[@j.diangelo5683]

@@flipflopzthreeonethree1873 thx!

[@yudit.loves.raccoons4079]

wait so he doesn’t fake the accent 🤯

[@tylerstrang3753]

19:08 The look schlatt had when charlie said what podcast was so incredible, you could see the confusion and panic in schlatt's eyes for one millisecond before he realized it was a joke.

[@0r30.N1ck]

Tru

[@makaroni03]

In this episode: This is not an episode. Schlatt is miserable. Kale. Atomic lock. Ted creates Cash Ambulance. Slime: Thanks for the beef, we’ll jerk ya later!

[@Riolupai]

Tonight, on Chuckle Sandwich Schlatt is miserable Ted creates Cash Ambulance And Slime is thankful for some beef All of this and more, tonight on Chuckle Sandwich

[@angeredgoose7552]

And schlatt moans

[@ginallanes5793]

41:22 Is when charlie regretted everything he said in the past 20 seconds

[@temutemacular]

_ _ 👁👄👁

[@Jugular.]

Jschlatt's room looks so depressing.

[@Dripbaru]

The pope is gone, justice for the pope

[@isaochy4197]

It kinda looks comforting to me

[@Roachytheking]

Everyone is talking about Charlie eating vegetables and it’s taking away from the real conversation to be had. Ted has accepted his role as a criminal and Schlatt DEMANDING an apology while dancing around all funny is gold. He was put in baby jail.... oops! I mean the atomic room. Yeah, not baby jail. Funny Schlatt dance

[@isaochy4197]

True!! This is probably the greatest episode of a podcast I’ve ever seen when I think about it lol. They’re all at peak performances especially Charlie who seemed to instantly come up with elaborate bits with every turn of the conversation and schlatt holding the leash on his comedy looser brought a new aspect I’ve never seen from him before

[@madisonlaprise9355]

@@isaochy4197 what do you mean about schlatt's comedy?

[@danschiffhauer]

Living in NY State, I'm offended that you didn't insult this landfill of a state more.

[@idkman9696]

Living in New Jersey, I’m offended Schlatt didn’t insult it more

[@Ethan-cp4rh]

Dude I’m in jersey and I’m still offended he didn’t insult NY more

[@ikitclaw8969]

I'm in NY and God damn this pile of a shit state needs more abuse.

[@nell8171]

im in pennsylvania and i am disappointed as well

[@tonymultimediator8989]

New York is northeast Ohio

[@sylvie4372]

the cuts to charlie eating leafs just make this perfect

[@RealNathanLehn]

37:45 the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[@aston69]

Cool

[@thevan605]

Schlatt: *is on a boil order* Charlie: I would rather be eaten alive by zombies than drink boiled water

[@dynamicduck8803]

Fun fact: if Spoink stop bouncing his heart stops and he dies!

[@deneneale9607]

Wgat

[@louispeters5018]

Wh-

[@acloudofcurls5336]

Fun fact: Everytime your Spoink faints, it fucking dies.

[@Maxwellish]

owned

[@babidavi6910]

@@acloudofcurls5336 whe/

[@agnis.ritaputri]

when schlatt did that, i cried and had the most second-hand embarrassment in my entire life but its funny, so like, yeah

[@randmstrnger176]

Is this Charlie’s way of saying “eat your vegetables, kids”

[@lovesiccat]

No, it's more like his way of saying, "eat."

[@ashley-ro6gk]

are we going to just skip the part where schlatt literally turned into a robot for like a second

[@maddiedoes3571]

Fr how'd he get up like that

[@Emma-un6ok]

The Conjuring: The Force Awakens

[@ethanlenning]

@@maddiedoes3571 probably laid down and told the editor to play it in reverse, notice how the audio isnt the original audio

[@slowinq8110]

Fr people are sleeping on that

[@simplymusic8053]

Schlatt: "Are people in Texas this stupid!?" Yes.... yes we are. I pulled into a taco bell parking lot to check my phone and to see if it was open (the lights were on and it looked open). After I checked my phone, I went to the door and saw a note saying it was closed. I wasn't supprised and decided to leave, but due to how the parking lot is, I had to go though the drive thru. Not a min later, a line of people, like 15 cars appeared in the drive thru of this closed Taco Bell

[@A_Spooky_Dude]

We Texans don't actually know how to read

[@simplymusic8053]

@@A_Spooky_Dude 100% true. There was a sign on the front door and one on the window by the drive thru speaker, and the guy who was at the speaker was leaning out of his truck and looking down at the speaker (his truck was lifted to the point where like a 90's corrola could have easily gone under it). And I drove off before I saw him leave, but I stayed to watch for like a min and the whole time he just kept looking at the speaker and the window with the note, as if he would get food if he looked at it long enough

[@bigsoulja73]

I don’t blame the other people,that seems like you might be dumb one

[@nerdishlive]

I will say that in my school (in the UK), there was a sign up that said: “Floor wet, please don’t enter” (because some kid had thrown up). And do you know what we did? We read it, and found another way to our class. LoGiC

[@DRCM2023]

Dude i work at a Taco bell and we had closed early due to the freeze and this guy came through and refuse to believe that we were close sir their is multiple signs and a curfew in an hour...

[@zeeby_]

37:05 why do i love this so much