Schmidt being Schmidt [New girl]

[@Sleeepehead]

The way Schmidt says “gimme it” to the fish guy sends me. I love him with my whole heart

[@richievanessa85]

I laugh every time 😂

[@sarahmesquita9571]

I've started watching the show again and imma use "gimme it" in my everyday vocab 😅🤣

[@kaushikikushwaha86]

That too, asking a boyle🤣

[@Jazzygirl5]

Same ❤😂❤😂 best character period ever

[@mordicaiknode]

"Cup-ons" does it for me.

[@lynisalive]

So much to say about Schmidt. His slight obsession with Nick. Overreacting. Not afraid to express what he loves and how he loves. Miss ya dude

[@TheGrimmCommoner]

Well Nick is his first real friend, so he wants to keep him in his life and not have him stolen away. Nick stuck around during his nerdy years and also during his personality change. Nick is a true friend, even though he doesn't like to share his feelings, he cares.

[@goldentoilet9562]

Slight?

[@lynisalive]

@@goldentoilet9562 I mean he doesn't have pictures of Nick plastered all over his walls 😆

[@rosaunolalintino]

@@lynisalive *that we know of

[@whatever96]

@@lynisalive Schmidt 100% would have pictures of Nick plastered all over his walls.

[@awhellyeah12]

“Ma called! The bees are back” cracks me up every time

[@lucasrandel8589]

especially because she probably wasn't even talking in a southern accent to that guy

[@snowyrey21]

It’s the best 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aleriacampagnolo9150]

schmidt is the the light of my life

[@eller594]

he's the light of his life too

[@miacrawford4662]

Jar

[@user-bj2lu9qt3o]

@@miacrawford4662 Haha

[@jihanabdi6102]

me too babe

[@DeliriousSquid]

Everyone needs a Schmidt in their lives. He's just *so nectar*

[@ananyasahay]

did you just make up nectar ?

[@DeliriousSquid]

@@ananyasahay Nah, it's a volleyball term.

[@SpikyKing13]

Jar

[@whitneywilson3610]

I have a Schmidt in my life!! A really close guy friend who is like my brother. He is so funny

[@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music]

Hey--Olympic volleyball is on!

[@jessicawinchester158]

I love how he heard Cece say "breat reduction" all the way across the loft but still knocked on Jess' door 😂

[@danielwalker4403]

It’s the scream NOOO!!! And the run! 😂

[@comanderspartan1876]

That will be me to be honest

[@bradleylovej]

Oh, I wonder who this is. 😂

[@tyrelle000]

"Is that the criminals!...from the statistics!" I use that frequently 🤣

[@kennystorck4479]

How is he the most stereotypical gay man without being gay

[@jmack129]

Haha turns out superficial stereotypes don’t really pertain to sexuality 💯

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

It's like on House, everyone thinks House and Wilson are gay

[@Ari_A1357]

i mean considering the way he acts towards nick that man aint completely straight lol

[@juliadawson8749]

My favorite quote from the show "cry about that you dirty old bitch" Schmidt is hilarious

[@DirtCheapFU]

Nassau County!

[@leojones1964]

Can we all agree that that one scene where Schmidt's wearing a garbage bag diaper is somehow the hottest he's looked on the show?

[@havealook4774]

YES YES YES

[@chippy9540]

I thought there was something wrong with me!

[@jeanswithana]

ITS THE SCRUFF

[@bboat42069]

@@jeanswithana and the glasses🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

[@solkai7575]

THANK YOU I have thought this for years. The first time I watched it I kept rewinding bc it was so hot to me and I was so confused

[@whatkindofnameisella682]

"don't pretend to know my pain" always kills me

[@Lizzie-ve7kt]

Schmidt‘s short robe, the way he says it’s on-that’s perfection right there. His character was the best.

[@simonebarrett3277]

When he says “We’ll cut out cup-ons” (instead of coupons) 😂😂😂

[@denaahern]

Or turdlet lol

[@katiehunt2978]

I like mango chut-a-naaaay.....any type of chut-a-naay really 🤣🤣

[@milliesmith681]

A woof

[@milesotwell2631]

My favorite Schmidt moment is still in the first episode when he slaps jess’ ex and says “you’ve got some Schmidt on your face”

[@gastondemartin3982]

"are you the criminals? From the statistics?"

[@YaBigGaymo]

I have such a love/hate relationship with Schmidt. He's such an asshole most of the time but in the moments where he just lets his guard down and stops being such an insecure d-bag he's so sweet and has the funniest moments in the whole series.

[@heatherstephenson3559]

I think that's a great way to describe him as he can be SUCH a selfish, even sexist douchebag sometimes and I really don't like a lot of what he says and does such as the cheating and breast reduction episodes but he can also be funny and surprisingly sweet and I didn't expect him to do something as selfless as becoming a stay at home parent.

[@raggaduxjones]

Schmidt is the epitome of a Virgo.

[@AbrunSwansonNereim]

All compilations should have captions in this style. This is great.

[@journeywithdawnmarie]

He carried that show

[@elliekate7824]

Schmidt is quite frankly my dream person

[@aysel.guiller]

one of the best edits, gave us full business with those subs👍🏼

[@havealook4774]

I’m here to please:)

[@laurenjade5709]

We all need a schmidt in our lives

[@viewwithice4500]

That "A White Man Broke In Today" scene destroys me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@magmahead923]

Schmitt in new girl is what they tried and failed to do with Ross in friends

[@LekhaPReddy]

Truly one of sitcom's best boys

[@carrotsalas8540]

can I just say that SCHMIDT is sooooo foine

[@leprechaunkat5636]

No one: *Schmidt in his fancy kimono * Friday night gentlemen. It’s ON! Nick : *with great misery* What happened to you Schmidt 😂😂😂😂

[@jaxan116]

"GIMME IT" is one I quote almost daily.

[@oddynuff6516]

"i dont wanna hurt their feelings" "do you just walk around all day thinking about other peoples feelings??" as someone who hates confrontation and cant say no a lot of the time because im scared imma hurt someones feelings it lk made me think😂😭

[@ArtificialPerson]

This is character development at its finest

[@myrojyn]

Schmidt and Cece have such a cute love story

[@eauxgbobbyjohnson4452]

Schmidt single-handedly carried this show for years, getting an occasional assist from Coach here and there

[@Icecold1776]

What about Nick

[@genevieverenaud2537]

@@Icecold1776 Yeah and with Winston they are the perfect trio boyband lol 😅

[@noobfromhell563]

Yes and ceecee and also that new girl

[@grayswife857]

Nah it was nick and schmidt. Their bond carried the show. They are the best. They need their own spinoff

[@saliva5383]

Not really, group effort. They are all awesome in their own way. I think Cece is the only character that is just meh

[@jubbjubbs4]

"Well yeah, you dont have a hat on"

[@user-bj2lu9qt3o]

4:56 love that scene with the cute girl! 😄 I could watch a whole movie with those two.😊

[@BravoJr1987]

A.. a white man?? Noo!!💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@crazejen727]

I love every single one of these guys. There are rarely any shows where I love everyone

[@blubei]

Yes, me too! Even all the side characters. But Schmidt, Winston, and Nick were a perfect storm.

[@svgstarlight]

the whole scene with schmidt and the fish guy is easily the funniest moment in new girl history, hell even tv show history….. his line delivery KILLS me every time i watch it 😭😭😭

[@serenasurprise]

oml phenomenal editing hehe ty I love that the bees are back

[@palashreja3739]

This show was so "nectar"

[@relaxolotl_ltoloxaler]

I love him so much.

[@bluejay4620]

I NEVER GOT what he meant when he said Sophie's cho cho until just now, lolllll

[@kirbylicious4831]

I don’t getttt it. Could u explain pls

[@huibin9]

It’s based on a book set during world war 2 about a woman in a concentration camp named Sophie who has to choose who lives and who dies between her two children It’s a really sad book honestly

[@kirbylicious4831]

@@huibin9 thank you

[@bluejay4620]

@@kirbylicious4831 Yes, he is saying Sophie's cho cho instead of Sophie's Choice

[@blondiestram9529]

most ppl know it as a movie starring Meryl Streep called Sophie's Choice.

[@gamingpiglover1154]

Anddddd time to rewatch this show for the like 12th time

[@annietee3922]

no because 2:15 … he looks sooo good

[@jesster420]

the whole interaction at 3:13 is one of my favorite things ever. the way Bobby says “well yeah you don’t have a hat on” makes me wheeze everytime. He’s one of my favorite reoccurring characters on this show (sorry Coach)

[@alexfudge1209]

The captions are beautiful. They tickle my brain. Thank you for that

[@jaimecarter3988]

My first Max Greenfield experience was his role in Veronica Mars. After watching New Girl, anytime I go back to watching Veronica Mars all I can see is Schmidt

[@desertsniper23]

The way he exclaims typical would scare most children but not that kid

[@sophinator269]

TYPICAL

[@janna7843]

the way he shouted after Cece said she is gonna have breast reduction surgery,lmfao

[@sariakb393]

GiMmE iT

[@flowers-3333]

sexually charged zero-gravity tea ceremony

[@mauricioiturbe8901]

Ju...just one? Always gets me

[@marthasolomon7997]

The ultimate Sophie's cho-cho 😂😂

[@diazporta]

One of my favorites is when Schmidt was talking to Winston about the movie "Furry"

[@gjameson6503]

The best Schmidt scene isn't even on this! The scene where he describes how he pleases a woman to Jess's gynecologist friend kills me!

[@LLnightshadow7508]

I love how Jess chases him out of the room

[@CS-er3ib]

Sophie's cho-cho

[@felwalkr_94]

As someone who has yet to see New Girl, I am simultaneously confused, amused, and intrigued.😂

[@Tipheret]

That man has no respect for boundaries or anyone's feelings but their own. Very well drawn character.

[@lulusirl7748]

the ultimate Sophie's cho-cho

[@sylvie7673]

"are you the criminals? from the statistics?" probably my favorite quote from new girl, makes me laugh every time!

[@COOKEDxSNOW]

Every time my dad holds our cat he yells at me to kiss ya brother

[@jessicapierce3027]

Love Schmidt, also love the Robbie moment.

[@yup7982]

i miss watching new girl on netflix 😭😭😭

[@elleg4988]

I liked the video before I watched, because I love Schmidt !

[@m4gnafi]

LLS: Ladies Love Schmidt

[@annasigersmark9910]

The ultimate underrated Schmidt quote is: “A nutball?! How dare you! I’m a goofball!”

[@monique-octowhale]

4:57 KILLS ME EVERY TIME 😂😂😂

[@dandunkle6400]

The way he screams "NO" and then the footsteps charging doen the hallway, ending w/ the knocking at the door🤣

[@pine_pluto]

I like he always announces Sadie’s job “lesbian gynecologist….a gynecologist who’s also a female…a female gynecologist who’s also a lesbian” 😂😂

[@DirtCheapFU]

Schmidt's outbursts were so ridiculous.

[@MarcusHalverstram]

My last name is Schmidt. I like to come to these comments and pretend you all are talking about me.

[@ahmad55]

If Jake Johnson is Spider-Man in SpiderVerse I want Max Greenfield as his Earth’s Harry Osborn

[@SneakyCheeseThief]

Winston sitting in that chair when Nick and Schmidt are in bed gets me every time. “It’s one of the weirder things we’ve done”

[@anbay3213]

I really want " A WHITE MAN?!?!?!? NO!!!" as a ringtone for when my dad calls🤣 and I want "Ma called, the bees are back!!!" for when my mom calls

[@junglejim4three2two]

“SCHMIDT SCHMIDT… SCHMIDT… SCHMIDT IM SCHMIDT…” -schmidt

[@andrewbaker6209]

“A White man! … No!!!” 😄😂😂

[@Deadcops]

WE GOTTA GO. MA CALLED. THE BEES ARE BACK.

[@fleetwood7538]

3:51 totally napoleon dynamite vibes the way he exits.

[@justasadinfp6720]

“I can’t find my driving moccasins ANYWHERE”

[@TheElektra]

“Well yeah you don’t have a hat on” - Joe Goldberg

[@peachikiin]

TYpICAL

[@mariannaakaartistic_muggle63]

It’s just LLS. Ladies Love Schmidt. xD

[@thedavecorp]

LOL, what in the unholy f did I just stumble on?

[@blurryyrrulb]

something glorious

[@gabrielamartin2963]

Ok but the airport scene😭 HE CARES ABOUT HER SO MUCH

[@maberti]

No joke I loved this video

[@dreamabobeama7896]

I miss them so much!

[@Supafresh6]

3:18 “mcu logic”

[@furiousdzn3004]

TYPICAL!

[@oliviabrodarick7030]

Yeahhhhhhhh Nassau county baby 516 represent !!!!!

[@gregoryhunter753]

Cheers to The Schmidt-Ster!!!!!! Word Up.

[@ipers0n]

1:30 is really my favorite

[@kanyespercplug]

I LOVE SCHMIDT SO MUCH OMG 😭😭🤣🤣🤣☠️🥰 😗😗😗☺️

[@K3YSWEET]

I thought they didnt include the thumb ring and i was getting all riled up

[@TheAnni12]

I fucking love him and nick 🤣

[@richardjamesss438]

That reminds me I need to use some cup-ons before they expire

[@spirituallyawoke5569]

The *zoom* killed me😂😂

[@ozgepolat6955]

''A white man broke in today'' omg I love this scene so much

[@obrightgirlo]

THE BEES ARE BACK

[@divinelyprotected144]

Max Greenfield will forever be Schmidt to me.

[@TheMerchan]

0:36 I knew it 🤣🤣🤣.

[@ChildofGod9790]

There should be more Schmidts in the world 😂