School Cafeteria Foods. The Best and Worst!!

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[@Simply_Mimi_2]

Im a lunch lady. I be wrapping them cheeseburgers so fast the cheese do be sliding and stick to the paper. 🤣🤣🤣

[@SJohnsonVoiceOvers]

We appreciate your service!! Feeding our kids. ❤

[@mewbinator7397]

o7

[@ecwfaithful]

Thank you for your service, and you deserve a pay raise

[@deanm72]

Thank you for your service. I enjoyed my school lunches.

[@NinjaTylerBlack]

Sweet black lady named mimi of course you're a lunch lady and I bet your school lunch is fire

[@NameBrandCody]

Those sausage breakfast pizzas with the white gravy instead of the red sauce was/will always be legendary.

[@DimsumGarbage]

no business being given to us during breakfast but goddamn i would inhale those every morning

[@Spingerex]

Fr

[@Yeshuah6]

Top tier to the end of time

[@BlackBabyJesus912]

And those graham cracker pb&j that was served warmed make me ascend

[@dayinthelifeofjames]

they were really serving us prison food

[@hughfuller8416]

I agree.

[@don8244]

Sad but true fact, they're from the same manufacturers from the same factories.

[@keeganb4201]

Years ago my friend went to school to spend the day with his son and he literally said they served me better food in prison 😂

[@kingbutter42]

Cause it is prison

[@Lyfeiswhatumakeit]

Same supplier

[@topsykretts8058]

Definitely; square pizza is forever GOATed! 💯

[@deandreray3500]

That square pizza will always be undefeated

[@Lolalee87]

Yes lord, that was the best pizza 😋

[@bloodmoon920]

Nachos bro.. you forgot the nachos! Lol

[@ArtGuy412]

That last line was crazy haha.

[@JoshuaWelch-pc2sm]

“It could be beef it could be pork, it could be antelope” 😂😂 Unmatched commentary

[@zai.kitsune]

Chicken nuggets Wednesdays were always dope 🤙🏼 I liked to break up the chicken, take some put it in the roll with the gravy mashed potatoes 🤌🏼 that shit hit

[@GalaxyGod332]

While I love square pizza, having PB&J sandwich from school was just great 🤌.

[@gemcitygirl05]

Super Donuts!

[@infrastructureofaman1074]

The goat of breakfast for school!

[@Smitty089]

Shiiit I enjoyed the hell out of those Salisbury Steaks…that could have quite possibly been Kangaroo meat 🤔. Trick was to not let it get cold or the jelly effect would take place 😂

[@brittneyberry4934]

Why is he this way?😂😂😂 Face expressions took me out lol.

[@iliketocomment8144]

My school had french toast sticks that used to be good and home made spaghetti and meatballs. The spaghetti and meatballs was so good that they held pick up dinner nights on occasions with packed lines. Their pizza also used the same homemade sauce. Delicious! 😇

[@EaglesFan202]

The Best Dem Spicy Chicken Sandwhich’s

[@Simply_Mimi_2]

Facts!

[@paintressmaya1450]

❤ I love it when youcursing or bashing a food!! You give such a proper verbal lashing 😂😅😂💯

[@frankm.5505]

They called those tostadas “chalupas” at the school that I went to back in the day. Those were actually good. The best lunch at my old school was definitely their chicken nuggets and tater tots. They’d even gave us ranch. The absolute worst lunch was definitely their grilled cheese though. They give them out in sealed plastic packaging, so they were bought pre-made and microwaved. Since they were microwaved, all of the steam got trapped in the packaging, so it was soggy as hell and had absolutely terrible quality bread and cheese on top of that. The bread was rubbery as hell and the cheese was impressively bad somehow too.

[@Shockguey]

I never had them in my district. What were the ingredients? edit: the chalupas

[@frankm.5505]

@@Shockguey It was just a flat hard taco shell with cheese and little meatball pieces. They weren’t filling at all, but they were pretty good at the time haha

[@savagesociety85]

The chalupas were fire especially with the hot sauce packages they came with.

[@eklipsta]

To this day i talk about them cheeseburgers in the foil to my kids.

[@TNT1719]

Them long rectangle slices of pizza, peanut butter and jelly graham cracker sandwiches and lunch room cookies with the chocolate milk was the ONLY reason I went to the cafeteria in school. If these items weren't being served I wasn't eating. 😉

[@TDub_ADV]

" Could have been Antelope" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kennethchristensen]

The bagged grilled cheese, meatball subs, and the almost sauce like strawberries are all amazing too!

[@USD_Bug]

Square pizza “The most universally loved thing I think that ever came outta school” that statement is NOT a lie.

[@asauntetaylor0818]

“ could of been beef , could of been pork , could of been antelope “ Ok I’m 💀🤣

[@heavyhitter3543]

Them veggies was dry af lol. Thursday chicken patty day was crazy with the curly fries 💯

[@jampsonn1826]

I distinctly remember the sausage links from elementary school breakfasts and my god did those things slap. I was always running around trading my nasty as French toast sticks for everyone's sausage links and it was a great time. 😅

[@Keitek]

I guess I was lucky, the schools I went to never served any of his "worst" lunches except the vegetable medley, but my school also never served us tostadas.

[@badillacslatt]

I can see why my bro has almost a million subscribers!!! very very entertaining😅😅I'm definitely subscribing.

[@boredandonline]

Before watching this I'm imagining the small bits of square steamed potatoes that you couldn't find anywhere else is gonna make a mention tee hee hee😂

[@dbabies82]

I only had the rectangle pizza and cheeseburgers. Never seen the others before. But the best item was those triangle/3d pizza rolls (they were shaped like a puffy 3d Doritos). They were so good.

[@skibidi.G]

Pizza always plays hard game!

[@yomomma8026]

Taco crunch with the cinnamon roll. Nothing will top that lunch. Maybe the rectangle pizza haha

[@Hoigwai]

My favorite was the egg salad sandwich. I was friends with the ladies and even helped them sometimes to do some prep work. They also had really good fries at my high school.

[@GhostOfficial-0187]

Squirt out a kid is DIABOLICAL work my boi 😂

[@corysilvester]

Square pizza and them light skinned shoe string fries were a hit😂

[@ceomere2038]

BBQ nachos? Dressing? That baked chicken? Come on mane. Them salads with them cubes ham in it. I can go on and on.

[@blueblazedemon]

The thick sausage biscuits for breakfast goes hard

[@mkcstealth7624]

School cafeteria Spicy Chicken Sandwiches never fail to hit

[@BlakeTheGamblingHero]

The best I had in my high school was the wrapped Spicy Chicken Sandwich we can get every week, and pay out a dollar for a baked potato along with it. Get that sandwich, put some ketchup on that sandwich, oh it was heaven.

[@NirvanaDadReads]

Chili Fiesta sticks and the cheese dip was the bomb back in school. 😢 wish I could have them to this day

[@jordan936]

Disrespecting the Goat Super Donuts will not be tolerated

[@tonymanna9160]

You are so funny man!

[@letrice2892]

I went to school in the 80s and early 90s so we didnt have this level of culinary delight 😂 our hits were the pizza ,grilled cheese sandwiches that were wrapped in the plastic packaging that as soon as u open it the steam would hit u and the cheese was melted perfectly in between the bread . And lastly the fish fillet with cheese i didnt question how the hell the cheese was inside the fish i just knew when i took that first bite the cheese was oozing out of it and it was good 😂😂.

[@mikeinsi87able]

Forgot about the raviolis, they smacked too 👌🏽😋

[@lpotts75]

The school pizzas and fries were the best.😂 Rectangler shaped pizzas.

[@saphiffertalbert1322]

Mock chicken legs I got an A in science and didn’t know that mock chicken legs process veal breaded to make it look like chicken that was inside. I swear I loved it.

[@MrChewable1]

Loved those pizzas!!! Always got 2

[@gerardolarios54]

In washington we had teriyaki dippers 10/10 Bussin!!! Or those breakfast combo bars in the morning daaamn I miss school lunch back where i'm from it always hit!!!

[@I-do-not-read-replies]

All about the spicy chicken patties !

[@coreyashford8616]

Not a hater but, got a damn good list Mr God bless and Godspeed ✌️.

[@TDub_ADV]

We never had foil wrapped burgers or toastadas back in my day. We had lukewarm patties from the warming tray, a cold slice of "cheese" that would never melt and a bun that we got to assemble back at the table. What we did have which was a school lunch classic was the grilled cheese with the crust on the bread so hard that you could break a tooth on it but once you got beyond that crust it was fake cheese perfection. I still don't know how they got the crust like that without burning the whole thing. We also had "bacon burgers" which were some fake bacon flavored meat like burger patty. They were so bad that some 30 years later I still have PTSD and will NOT eat bacon on a hamburger.

[@daytonab8755]

Them steam burgers slapped

[@cizzle103]

The breakfast pizza was top tier🤤

[@thatoneguy3503]

The Salisbury steak at my old school tasted like a tv dinner, it was amazing

[@daydaythejester]

The days when tomatoes rice and those Hillshire sausage with steamed cabbage be on the school lunch be hitting different, even better when they be serving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with those bowls of soup. I be seeing the lunch ladies be putting two sandwiches on some plates for those who be asking for them instead of the soup

[@Lolalee87]

That square pizza use to be so good, I would always get a extra slice 😋

[@samblovinglife7946]

Orange round pizza, fries, and the Mac and cheese with sausage 😊

[@crashkeano]

Nah that steak was hitting lowkey lol I’ve seen folks fight over it when I was younger

[@ianstratton]

The square pizza must also have the mini cube pepperoni to be complete.

[@stoneocean0065]

The Salisbury steak at my school was amazing

[@josh_bonn]

I remember those burgers from high school. Ours had tomato's and lettuce and then if you added some mayo packets oh boy was it a good day

[@Anime4Life9861]

The Cheesesticks were the Best!

[@M-X39462]

I appreciate the lunch ladies we had. We even had freshly made McDonald's quality fries daily. I think my favorite was the turkey subs. They had a whole subway operation going on.

[@Mattsdmf]

The Mexican pizza was amazing and we also had pizza burgers that were amazing! Those were usually part of the ala carte basket meals that you could get as an alternative to the regular menu.

[@corneliusjones7183]

Those chili fiesta sticks was 🔥

[@Lorenzo-co9kf]

Those Mexican pizza's fire I thought I was the only one remember them

[@hugh-jasole]

Anyone else grow up in the 90s when you would get Pizza Hut/Taco Bell for lunch? Man those were the days.

[@kristalliiite6408]

Nah the Tyson spicy chicken sandwiches and bosco sticks are in my top 3 but I think that’s after your time 😂

[@slidecounter5813]

I loved pizza & tator tots as a kid in school

[@BORRRK]

The pizza I was served at my school came with vanilla wafers, only issue was that the tray was too small so they would put the hot greasy ass pizza on top of the wafers, giving you a vanilla wafer pizza combination as the cookies would melt and absorb the pizza grease and fuse to the bottom. Kids chose to starve that day, everybody would just scrape what little cheese and toppings there were and ate just that. Good times.

[@BESTISD]

Honorable mention those cheesey bread stick things

[@tj2nasty4ya83]

Best was crispy chicken on a bun(even had a spicy chicken).. Pizza 2nd, 3rd cheeseburger.. Virginia school lunches back from 2000-2004 high school days

[@dbone3356]

When I was in school, the *only* good thing was "Chicken burger with fries and gravy" If you're familiar with Community. And the chicken tenders episode, it was like that.

[@bladeedge481]

The orange juice was great alongside the square pizza

[@Baybie40]

I'm from Cleveland 😂 what school did you go to that had foil wrapped cheese burgers? 😂😂 i remember having patty with no bread😂😂

[@mistamista_693]

The square pizza is the best ❤❤ good time's

[@jessarsenstudios]

Damn my school didnt have foil wraped burgers or hexagon pizza. Burgers where taken out of a pan soaking in some weird water then slapped on a stale bun 😂

[@icemanbtlr25]

The french bread pizza was a special occasion when you were expecting that square pizza

[@JustDoinIt26]

S Johnson food reviewer is ur new name. I haven’t seen or heard a voice over yet lol

[@rosered3608]

Yes. We still ate it all. Minority to Majority bus..we ate it all..the bus rides were long.

[@wowsadowsa]

I’m not here for the meatball sub slander…was delicious!

[@mr.westcoastgaming1999]

For every school i went to, not one of them had the Salisbury steak, it was typically Teriyaki bites and i hated those quite a bit, my favorite as a kid was the shredded chicken with gravy over mashed potatoes, was a instant hit for me.

[@AC130Online]

Can forget the nuggets with the Spicy BBQ Sauce!!

[@colehamelsfan1]

I loved the steakum chs steak been trying to recreate that for years

[@Bonecrusher1022]

Big one in my highschool was the hot ham and cheese on a pretzel bun. Came in the same foil wrap as the burger

[@inn3rl0tuss69]

idk if it’s the same spicy chicken sandwich, but we use to get these caribbean jerk chicken sandwiches that were the best. I’ve never seen those mexican pizzas

[@tdavis2226]

Omg, those Mexican pizzas were so damn good. And I’m seeing that you can purchase them online 🤤🤤🤤

[@ronaldthrealkilljr.46]

Those chocolates chips cookies were delicious in school

[@ZomBabeZoe]

Lol whereas, according to my 14 year old, in the UK the only decent lunch options are chicken strips and nachos 😂😂

[@keishadoe825]

Rectangular shape pizza,com on the cob,peanut butter bars with chocolate milk on a Friday. Was the best.

[@kingbutter42]

The pizza is ass they give it to us everyday I swear 😅

[@pixlyJolt]

Only ever had the foil burgers & frozen pizzas from the list

[@dictionary9150]

those crispitos use to hit different

[@Yeshuah6]

Those burgers always hit

[@laurenschenck5355]

I always packed a lunch for school ❤

[@amit_patel654]

My #1 was nacho cheese dip and chips. The nacho cheese had little bits of chopped jalapeños. It was delectable.

[@bigj5183]

I can't believe I'm saying this but mans is right on every account

[@superstef08]

What about the space lunches with the slim jim in it juice sandwich etc

[@NuclearDarkvoid]

My school had something called the Redmen Burger Cheese and bacon it was 😩👌 Then we had other things too. Pulled pork, bosco sticks, General TSO chicken Hell, we even had a breakfast lunch

[@relaxingvideostofallasleep1303]

The only things that my school had on this list were the vegetables and the square pizza. The rest we didnt get and really what we got was even worse than what was mentioned.

[@SheWontStop]

We didn’t have bad pizza it was Great that when I got pregnant as an adult I wanted it and went to the school cafeteria and it had changed!!! BlahBlahBlah!! But that cheese toast and that brownie