Schulz REACTS To Bert Kreischer On The Early Days Of The Joe Rogan Podcast

Bert Kreischer tells Andrew Schulz about the early days of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast.
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[@robertaBooey69]

Bert reminds me of a college frat dude that’s still in college 20 years later. Functional drinking

[@yannikontzias3601]

Yeah he’s lucky he’s successful because honestly it’s kinda sad 😂

[@TheWhills]

Thats called being an alcoholic

[@JREGreatestHits]

Wasnt one of the van wilder movies created after him? About overstaying in college? haha. Like the big one, with Ryan Reynolds or something.

[@nickkerr5714]

That’s literally his brand. Frat guy forever

[@vitamind2387]

My favorite Bert appearance on JRE was a recent one because Joe told him to “shut the fuck up”

[@DasGoodSoup]

to the top!

[@Antiluls]

Thats what he shouldve been told ages ago. But to be fair JR isnt funny either. Although Berts on a level of his own at being unfunny. Tom Segura on the other hand is hilarious.

[@Mr.YasQueen]

@@Antiluls Joe can be funny in a normal conversation setting, but his standup is cringe.

[@Antiluls]

@Mr. Yas Queen abstoluely agree. He can add some funny quips etc . When he went off on Carlos Mencia back in the day that was genuinely funny.His standup sucks ass

[@come_on_you_ape]

@@Mr.YasQueen I saw Joe in London last year and he genuinely killed. I was surprised how good he was. Hopefully his next special captures it

[@joeldoherty2166]

Shane Gillis absolutely nailed Bert down recently as “comedy Jimmy Buffett” just like guy fieri is “food Jimmy Buffett”

[@stevescott3735]

Bert isn’t as funny as either of those guys

[@andrewrankin1921]

Damn where/when did Shane say that that’s 🔥 lmao

[@joeldoherty2166]

@@andrewrankin1921 recent episode of Matt and Shane’s secret podcast called stupor bowl

[@Allpie_isgoodpie]

​@@stevescott3735 Bert isn't as funny as Jimmy Buffet or Guy Fieri? That's rude.

[@rikyannieh6119]

Funniest part of Bert is Tom Segura.

[@lolingquietly]

Schulz is putting out those heavy Freddy Mercury vibes

[@justinjacob508]

Yes!😂

[@keith3946]

Like Freddie Mercury asked for Heinrich Himmler's haircut.

[@jasonszeto7790]

Hair cut sikk by itself

[@ilhamn5869]

Full blown?

[@kalebrettz8263]

Def has aids

[@311Echelon]

They should get Tom Green on. He really inspired Joe to go the internet route. Tom was getting T1(T3?) lines installed in his home before that was even heard of. Tom was actually a pretty good comedian.

[@randomstuff797]

Yeah Tom Green is the base of podfathers

[@rickrick6933]

You are right..Tom was the first to do it...

[@crucifire9224]

Correct toms a king

[@SensibleNutter]

Well done

[@bananasandnuts132]

Tom was already on JRE

[@kamboozaable]

Shulz got that new age finance dad haircut

[@lukaspersson447]

It must be weird for Rogan now when all his friends act like he's a god or something. The friendship dynamics must be so strange.

[@AirWindFire]

Yeah, I’m sure he doesn’t love that 🙄

[@mikeLivornese]

100% especially when Bert always has this like "fuck you dad but you're the best person I know who has done so much for me and everyone I know but deep down I hate you because I know you're better than me in every way" vibe about Rogan. But he's probably used to that because a lot of comics are insecure, megalomaniacal pussies

[@jamesc3953]

@@mikeLivornese what?

[@CBHKiiD]

@@AirWindFire I'm I'm gonna gonna oooheg

[@whackbag3606]

Broke in like a thief in the night & ate her muffler....those Deathsquad days were legendary.

[@kevio8179]

Bert got a high opinion of himself😂

[@dylanmorgan2752]

You should try it 😄

[@AirWindFire]

And yet at 1:47 even he thinks what’s so funny as Schultz does his fake rolling with laughter.

[@pathaha4870]

he should 😂

[@pathaha4870]

@@dylanmorgan2752 he might get laid 😂

[@oldmate99]

He enjoys the taste Toe Hogan's seed

[@RadosaImages]

The two on the left do zero in this podcast😂

[@WKidd1776]

Maybe the real Joe Rogan Experience was the friends we made along the way...

[@slothymango]

Nah

[@slothymango]

It was the fleshlights

[@WKidd1776]

@@slothymango don't tell me- you used the promo code, too? 😂

[@mikefrizzy]

Double Rollie’d Up 😂 💰

[@samizdat4443]

Burnt really trying to channel some out-of-touch Stormin’ Norman vibes with the double Daytona’s

[@_traveller88]

He has a lefty GMT on his left wrist

[@slothymango]

​@@_traveller88 I have handy with my right hand

[@slothymango]

​@@_traveller88 I'm better than you

[@samizdat4443]

@@_traveller88 good catch, I saw the polished center links and assumed if he was already double Rolex-ing he’d be double Daytona-ing. Because Bort

[@samanthab1923]

Wristing 😂

[@larrytaylor5222]

I feel sorry for anyone who wasn't around for the Icehouse Chronicles and the Deathsquad days.. it ain't the same anymore so I haven't watched in years.. but that was the start of everything. When it was all live unedited and they said the craziest shit ever.. Redban could of been a millionaire if he properly did Deathsquad, like a YMH thing.. man I miss those days

[@JayMac]

Lol like a ymh thing? That he set up and help start? Lmao he is such a dumbass its honestly impressive at this point

[@reggienotorious6824]

First time I heard the machine was on 93.3 wmmr in Philly

[@jorgovan-ni9kz]

That's a radio frequency or?

[@jaredtrp]

Bert is pulling a Schwarzkopf, wearing the two watches.

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

Bert pulling a schwarzkopf in this one.

[@BuenoMcgurski]

Yep I remember Bert and Segura having their first ever conversation at the icehouse. Eddie Bravo, Diaz, who else do you need. And yeah I always felt like that's why Redban was just no longer present. Always doing dumb Sht

[@jgpatterson38]

Whys he wearing a Daytona on each wrist 😂😂😂

[@Just_Me187]

Because he can?

[@The_OG_MD]

Watch the latest episode of “Are you Garbage” with Leeann and Bert @ about 20:50 he explains why…lol

[@Zekke0Zekka]

Yow, schulz got that Führer Fade 🔥🔥🔥

[@hakug2587]

😂😂😂

[@buamp8186]

Bert has more watches than funny stories.

[@georgenipper1601]

I usually am alone not lonely but alone.. and yes I love the bros catching up on Rogan they make the listeners feel like one of the bros. That's why he's so big because he's so fucking real . JRE just hit different

[@tylerfoley2859]

Lucy snorgrass 😂

[@jordanshields6780]

You are in our gen no matter how many simps you souround yourself with

[@geemail369]

A dude named _"the machine"_ actually wearing not one but *two* watches, messing up timelines still! Now THAT'S funny! 🤣

[@goodsoopjoey]

OG JRE was a different type of podcast. Wish I could go back

[@gideonamare160]

If you would have told me a podcast sponsored by the fleshlight would go on to be the biggest podcast on the planet

[@lamaidalaakapinkcrocodile7527]

Bruh just watch them back.... wth

[@goodsoopjoey]

@@lamaidalaakapinkcrocodile7527 I do ya putts. I meant back to listen to them for the first time.

[@HarshNerf]

ppl do some VRchat stuff nowadays that has the same tech + social edge vibes JRE used to have. ofc you probably won't be interested in the topics they talk about

[@goodsoopjoey]

@@HarshNerf enlighten me

[@RMartin187]

i liked the post JRE vlog.

[@tavo.B]

Anyone else notice bert is wearing two wrist watches?!

[@whoshotya117]

Fuckin' Andrew Tesla over here

[@conorfagan485]

Why is Bert wearing 2 watches

[@GK-qc5ry]

I need that icehouse episode of Bert and Joey meeting for the first time

[@LuG8911]

Here you go kzbin.info/www/bejne/rajcfWRvmN6lj5Y

[@elbolsillo]

Do ya really tho? Is it a need or a want? Let’s try to make decisions that are gonna help you be more productive, ok?!

[@SESK98]

​@@elbolsillo How about you mind your own business?

[@elbolsillo]

@@SESK98 Nope

[@victorham2058]

Why is there 2 watches?? I’m so confused.

[@conorsedgwick8465]

Heavy SS vibes Andrew

[@JREGreatestHits]

This is a different side of Bert when people let him talk for awhile, I'm used to seeing him be the Butt end of the joke with Joe. I liked this, thanks.

[@gordonsmith5589]

He always talks for a while lol

[@kpkost]

Dude wearing 2 watches lol

[@bsnyd10]

I didnt see the entire version of this but why is Bert wearing two Rolex's lol

[@Poppyblockhead]

Anyone else unfortunately watch Shultz for other people? He was ironically on Rogan talking about comedians “impersonating themselves” when that’s the exact vibe I get from him.

[@User_32]

Joe Brother Where Art Thou?

[@leogootee9684]

Why is Burt wearing two watches? Lol

[@vashimy7158]

he’s a frat dude trapped in a 50 year olds body lol

[@AirWindFire]

Watch the podcast and you’d know.

[@MrMortyBaby]

Pretty sure Russia made Bert. “The Machine” story was trending for years

[@chancebenevedes]

Two watches? Lol

[@Jackman77100]

early episodes on jre with bert are my favorite

[@MD-zm6sn]

Had a few slip ups.

[@d.6719]

Schulz used to humble ... success gone to his head ... Joe 's humble.

[@stemmerman]

Why does Burt have two watches on?

[@eldz4990]

I was so happy when Rogan got rid of Redban. He ruined so many interesting conversations.

[@cspeeddawg7763]

Have these guys went one podcast without mentioning Joe rogan?

[@whoshotya117]

He's an incredible human, how can you not.

[@cspeeddawg7763]

I agree top 100 guys but they ride his fame every podcast

[@audhumbla6927]

yes , they have

[@davidkunkle3262]

​@@cspeeddawg7763it's not bus riding his fame. People either want to watch you or they don't. Joe definitely gave him great exposure but these guys took it from there. Bunch of jealous twats

[@margaretpritchet]

Not sure... Does a sailor go on the ocean without commenting on the weather? Are you oblivious to the fact the Joe made podcasts profitable and them mentioning him is just a nod to the godfather?

[@leonfrancis3991]

Why is Burt wearing two watches?

[@philiphall9609]

Whats up with brents 2 watches?

[@codyrm86]

Rogan is way to nice to some people

[@SuperSenis]

Saint Joe Rogan

[@Jesse_SM89]

Does Redband have some % of ownership in JRE???

[@brendonkezza9438]

Bert.. i like you MOST on Rogan. We get to see the subdued version of you which is refreshing.

[@samanthab1923]

That’s the only time I can stand him. Papa Toe keeps him in check

[@HamuraiC-137]

Comics unleashed…..couldn’t have been more leashed -Norm

[@goodsoopjoey]

I know thos sounds ridiculous, but I never trust men who cross their legs when they sit

[@maplejames6992]

Why does Bert wear 2 watches?

[@mgers75]

If those old Deathsquad Ice House Chronicles podcasts were ever unearthed, multiple big name comics would probably get cancel-cultured!

[@miky8788]

.. the famous "down" from the alcohol could do that ..

[@TheMrBrown96]

Why he got 2 watches on?

[@tylershumaker4242]

Bert is wearing two fucking watches.....

[@realitycheck238]

Why is he wearing two watches?

[@user-gu3ie]

First time seeing Bert? Man's already explained that multiple times

[@KIWIxN1NJA]

@@user-gu3ie thanks for not answering

[@user-gu3ie]

@@KIWIxN1NJA should I have felt the need to explain?

[@TheCandidCollective]

What’s going on with andrews haircut lol

[@mossbogger8366]

Every day I ask myself the same question… does anyone really like Bert Chrysler? How could they?

[@Rowsy91]

he comes off pretty likable here my guy

[@GalactusOG]

LOL)LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 1:28

[@John-Doe-Yo]

Did he start snorting while laughing because of Tom’s wife always doing it

[@elbolsillo]

Haha good catch. Prob right. Just yet another way for him to bring all the attention to himself.

[@paulfennescey4042]

2 watches ok

[@Teymurphell2]

Why is he wearing 2 Rolexes that’s just silly

[@BigSexii]

Some people don't deserve to be... You know.

[@SuperSenis]

What is this two-watch look?? He's just missing a smartwatch for that sweet three-watch look. Ridic.

[@FSSfan1]

It could honestly easily be said that 90% of the biggest comics today owe a lot of their success to Joe Rogan

[@InvestBetter.]

Burnt Kreischer

[@TripsView]

Andrews capris have gotten out of hand at this point

[@aliomar4909]

There is something so pathetic about about the way people hate on Bert. A bunch of people who aren’t funny, who are nobody’s, just seething over a genuinely really nice guy just being himself. There is a reason other talented people like Rogan, Segura, and Diaz are such good friends with him. They see what a great person he is, how hard he works and how funny he is. Losers

[@OutNaturing]

love bert rocking two rolex watches

[@gunnarmathes2803]

right!? ahahahah

[@shootthemoon6072]

Bert doesn't look uncomfortable...must've been before the clown. 😂

[@jusurluck6094]

Why does Bert have 2 Rolexes on??

[@Jedi9Master]

Guy is motherfuckin rich 🤣

[@jonathanroman626]

If you watched the podcast instead of clips you would know.

[@jonathanroman626]

But yea it’s dumb 🤔

[@edwardpapa1278]

What’s wrong with watching a clip? Lolll you are big mad

[@WeThePeepHole333]

Because He Can!

[@AJ-ts9de]

People that went to his recent tour were complaining all over his IG page saying he used the same material from 2 tours ago 😂 wtf did y’all expect? The dude has to tell the same machine story all the time and take his shirt off to make it look “intense”

[@frankbrattoli2727]

I hate the machine story. Seen him a few times live.i refuse to listen to that shit story and can't belive they made a movie about it

[@AirWindFire]

🎻🤧

[@TheSteveExperienceOfficial]

Can someone explain that Joey Diaz joke to a British person (me). Cheers.

[@jepg485]

It’s referencing a story Diaz told on an Icehouse Chronicles podcast about a girl called Lucy Snorebush. Not a joke per se....just an hilarious story

[@BennyNegroFromQueens]

Bert us the funniest one out of that whole click. Real mench. Real Florda Man.

[@tjm8128]

Yeah sorry but Bert is the least funniest comic ever. I would probably rather listen to Schaub than him.

[@BennyNegroFromQueens]

@@tjm8128 way funnier than Joe. Funnier than Segura.

[@tjm8128]

@@BennyNegroFromQueens No way. Maybe funnier than Shumer. Nah, not even her.

[@BennyNegroFromQueens]

@@tjm8128 you know YOURE in the minority right? Most people would agree with me.

[@tjm8128]

@@BennyNegroFromQueens No way. Most would agree, the guy is not a comedian. Just a fat dude with an annoying laugh.

[@mrjamesgrimes]

Bert has never made me laugh but I never disliked him. Now I see him wearing a watch on both wrists and he officially disliked

[@jamesbenton4123]

Bert trying to hard and not understanding lol the story of his life smh. He's the equivalent of the catch me outside girl.

[@willimwalker]

He worries he's not entertaining on Rogan's but he shouldn't worry at all because he's never entertaining.

[@Pirocharm]

Bert is the biggest milker and his favourite cow is the Simple Joe one:))))

[@danielmock7977]

No Bert, listen back to the first minute. He called you out on lying, and it not being funny. It’s stayed that way now your whole life. Yet, you have dominated and banked. Gif bless you, and cash out. No more.

[@Rowsy91]

"I didnt trust celebrites" Proceeds to trust Ari, even AFTER getting drugged lmao

[@johnbags2525]

Something about ari made me not trust him before the drugging…

[@larrygerry985]

So jogan is to blame

[@dying_allthetime]

Fucking Bob & Tom

[@yeeetoside20]

Two watches

[@mardonovatwins6209]

A dude that drinking himself to death got so offended when a close friend put some molly in his drink , i don’t like the guy , plus that fake laugh so cringy

[@lalag1695]

I thought Will Smith was gay…🤔😬

[@Adam-zh4hm]

Am I the only person that has never found Bert funny? I even watched "The Machine" bit and I didn't even smirk. Is it his forced laugh or something?

[@AirWindFire]

It was pretty popular, so yeah, I’d say you’re in the minority.

[@estebalstigopopoluz]

Same here, I've seen some compilations and stuff but I've never cracked a smile, i find Tom Segura pretty funny though

[@Adam-zh4hm]

@@estebalstigopopoluz yeah I like Tom Segura as well. Other comedians must find Bert funny as well or they wouldn't have 2 bears 1 cave and have him as a guest all the time. Can I ask if you from US or Europe? It might be an American thing

[@Adam-zh4hm]

@@AirWindFire Dude Lily Singh was pretty popular, so was Amy Schumer but I can assure you most people don't find them funny...

[@estebalstigopopoluz]

@@Adam-zh4hm im from Sweden so I'm European. You might be right, most Europeans don't like boisterous and loud people we seem to prefer humble.

[@james-om8le]

Two watches btw

[@daddybadbad]

Most of Rogan’s friends aren’t funny. Even Schulz isn’t funny, just shocking.

[@hakug2587]

Masvidal was more funny than all of them

[@AstroThree]

Does Bert seem nervous or something in this whole clip? Something feels off

[@upfuze]

Bert is a pretty nervous guy tbh - Imo he’s incoherent here unable to finish a sentence

[@user-gu3ie]

First time seeing Bert?

[@AirWindFire]

I think he’s thrown by the Schultz simp machine. Bert rates himself pretty highly and even he thinks ‘why is this guy laughing so hard, it wasn’t that funny’…licking someone’s 🍑 without consent is just not cool.

[@vinzvega5614]

Andrew's fake laughs became ridiculous the last few month. back in the days he was funny.

[@lukescutchings2661]

I still think will smith is gay

[@norneva775]

Bert was so annoying early on imo. Just pandered and tried to fit in so bad and be heard. I couldn’t stand him n thought he was the odd man out and still can’t stand him much now. Everything is about him whether it’s a joke or intervening himself in a joke someone else is telling etc still needs that affirmation that he is a friend and funny and can’t stand that in people 😊

[@allegorx58]

bert is mainly awful on podcasts bc of his laugh and he talks about himself constantly

[@kari8187]

Bert, you’re fat and we love you!

[@JayMac]

This pod fell off after the set change… Damn

[@mikeLivornese]

Ohh Bert realizes he has to listen to people in a conversation rather than just talking and waiting until the other person finishes so he can keep talking.