Sci-Fi Short Stories - Magic is a universal force in the galaxy... by MPQEG (R/HFY TFOS# 777)

[@WiredTurkey316]

"They're all wizards except you Harry." The algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

O and thanks I’ve always wanted to be a wizard

[@comparatorclock]

Oh, I guess we found the mirror universe to the Rowlingverse. Neat.

[@hojdoj3567]

Alien 1:guys i can explain Alien 2: you can do transmutation? Alien 3: transmutation? We can only teleport Human: you guys have magic?

[@brianmeans5965]

Human: welp time to even the odds with nukes

[@justarandomtechpriest1578]

@@brianmeans5965 I cast glock

[@jondoe8350]

ALAKABLAM

[@Mglue3]

@@jondoe8350 There are 57 more shells in this here 4 shell shotgun!

[@aaronkreidl5217]

"The end of science is theology, the end of magic is science"

[@fallenmorningstar9224]

The good ol "your a wizard Harry" joke

[@velo1215]

I laughed hard

[@MrHadenhenson]

I believe this counts as a slow burn to get there

[@FirebaII0]

My god

[@juliantuwim3552]

Tbh This reminds me a little about one of my favorite hfy story "On humans resistance to sorcery" love this one as well

[@wyvernharries4788]

I remember that one. quite humorous with that propaganda-like feel to it.

[@Type_blazenil]

Is that the one where they purposely tried to hide magic from us so that we don't blow each other up?

[@Messywildcat78]

That must have been hell trying to say those names.

[@AgroSquerril]

Stop , record , swear. Repeat

[@fleurgymcheurgy9267]

@@AgroSquerril I wonder how you kept from laughing at the punchline.

[@ASNRandomSHtuff]

@@fleurgymcheurgy9267 editing

[@gadgetboy4717]

I’m not sure but based on the number of apostrophe’s in these aliens names they may be Welsh

[@slyclaw1319]

I would love to see what would happen next in this story

[@fortkavanagh]

I'd love to see an episode two of this weird BUT interesting story?

[@voodoovince8001]

Crab alien about to cast a magic missile: *Hodshjffodkdjfj phdo-* The Human with a desert eagle: *Alakablam*

[@thecatlover5093]

Me with a recreational explosive: FIRE BALL!!!

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@henrypaleveda7760]

a dash of whimsy and a teaspoon of doom, with a good bit of humor too; you really pick em' Agro

[@ICountFrom0]

... are people naming characters and asking you to read the story, to troll you? You are doing rather well.

[@AgroSquerril]

I often think that but it goes with the territory

[@cyclopes82]

I would really like to see more from this universe.

[@galbert117]

Honestly one of my favorite stories out there.

[@thenthson]

My god man. That is way to many apostrophes in a name.

[@lithoorbayushi4805]

The link for the story goes to something else, a story titled "Singing Humans."

[@AgroSquerril]

Corrected , thank you for pointing it out

[@zedantXiang]

As a wize man said before: rocket magic- nuclear strike

[@Monster_Ink]

🤣🤣🤣 You're a wizard Potter! For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@tomasrolter6729]

Respect and compassion for reading alien names

[@citizen_grub4171]

Yer a hairy wizard!

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

I second this

[@kingmasterlord]

the perspective changes in this story were almost impossible to follow

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

For the old ones

[@roseknightmare]

Again for the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@robertcartledge826]

I was rather hoping for a cultural exchange between the two very differant peoples, especially the humans being wowed by magic and the aliens being shocked to learn how advanced the humans are with no magic :D

[@alphateam3326]

But what if human magic was stands??! The ability to stop time or accelerate it would be very useful indeed

[@RexMK-]

I respect your comitment to say those wierd long ass names Algorithim. Respect my man

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Prophet

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For Argo

[@paulhuston9991]

Damn it took me way too long to catch on to that... fml

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@macpurdy]

For the algorithm and the narrator.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@torgomaghanyan7633]

The guy just became a legend))

[@petercooper456]

Well he’s now going to be hearing that well into retirement

[@PoldaranOfDalaran]

You sound like you're dying inside just a little each time you have to pronounce one of those names. XD

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@mackenziedrake]

Ow... Hail the Algorithm!

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@bbeckett2509]

For the algorithm!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@polasamierwahsh421]

nice

[@leightondoswell453]

Hahahaha perfect thank you argo

[@flakbait5771]

Agro Squirrel, you get a like and a comment purely because of managing to pronounce those alien names x D holy crap lol

[@darkvoidrising1935]

wrong story in the description

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@purpledevilr7463]

For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@davidholbrook6335]

What would happen if it turned out that human being were so powerful even the gods of the monsters couldn't handle them as in humanity at all as in a child under five could soundly defeat them with minimum effort.

[@dragonwarrior1013]

It would be funny the reason why we humans cant use magic is because we're keeping the cosmic horrors at bay

[@bobsterclause342]

The name is the best name ever conceived. Makes hard to tell if argo is a bot. Poor narrators trying to pronounce. Who said you didn't have to be smart to be a narrator? Just read, it’s just skill; the authors did this for you all-ready.

[@Maeshalanadae]

Was that a being’s name or a car engine failing to turn?

[@MrBishop077]

LoL .. 🤣😂🤣

[@DeepFleeceheart]

I think these authors are just screwing with the youtube narrators, now, with these silly names.

[@AgroSquerril]

i have thought this before

[@rainbowchaser73]

OMG 😳 LOL 😆

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A !

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@edua172]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@merlinwizard1000]

88th, 29 December 2023

[@m.l.9152]

The Waffle House Has Found Its New HOST

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@thedodo1525]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm