Scientist Explains How Climate Crisis Would Be Averted If Greta Thunberg Just Tried A Little Harder

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6 ай бұрын

Is climate change reversible? Dr. Douglas Harrison, a climatologist at the Pratt Climate Institute, believes so. But as he explains, in order to save the planet, it’s going to take a lot more effort than what’s currently being given by Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg.
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@suimeingwong2043 6 ай бұрын

She is really failing us, she should have been born 30 years sooner. Such a procrastinator.

@duskdawn4533 6 ай бұрын

we had a greta 30 years ago; severn suzuki, still didn’t work

@audiodead7302 6 ай бұрын

Agreed. If Greta was born just before the industrial revolution started, she would have been able to nip the problem in the bud. But instead, sat on her ass for 150 years. Greta "always late" Thunberg!

@stevealanb4461 6 ай бұрын

Best thing i read today

@annabellelee4535 6 ай бұрын

Why does the fate of billions rest in the hands of a lazy cow? We're doomed, DOOOMED!

@lujixcjml 6 ай бұрын

LMAO

@aliancemd 6 ай бұрын

Showing the CO2 emissions after Greta’s birth and the correlation is the proper way to do high quality journalism

@halfstep44 6 ай бұрын

The Onion isn't actually real

@trumptookthevaccine1679 6 ай бұрын

@@halfstep44you’re not real

@whannabi 6 ай бұрын

@@halfstep44It is. Liar liar

@terracar2003 6 ай бұрын

Like the phrase goes, correlation ≠ causation. Though plenty of people think it does, truly high quality journalism

@zewzit 6 ай бұрын

@@trumptookthevaccine1679 in today's news: person believes onions are not real when suddently Trump reveals to them that *they* were the imaginary figment. More at 10

@sock1 12 күн бұрын

planets without greta on them: 0 deaths planets with greta: millions every year Coincidence? I don't think so

@Dias_SD 2 күн бұрын

This is gold. I can't agrue with that argument

@StudyLife-xl4nl 2 күн бұрын

Also u were there

@BQA456 Күн бұрын

Climate change is fake it is because people are not in their own homelands. Those outbreaks didn't start happening because the pilgrims got the Indian sick. They were curses they all got sick! They came here from Asia and neither one of them was supposed to be here. Clearly they was on the same team if they both participated in slavery. You can't just invite yourself to somebody else's land and tell them that they have to be poor and broke now. Just cause you wanted their land. The storms of violently coming because of what they did. This is judgement!

@momotsuyuonce9473 11 сағат бұрын

I CAN SURELY SAY ANY PLANETS WITH YOU ON THEM WOULD HAVE THE SAME OUTCOME.

@emanekaf145 4 ай бұрын

What makes this even funnier is the Climate Change Information warning below an Onion video! It's too perfect!

@mrunning10 2 ай бұрын

Why is it "perfect?"

@urbugnmetoday3183 2 ай бұрын

@@mrunning10oh boy…because this is a parody (in case you couldn’t tell) but KZbins algorithm slaps their wiki wiki wiki warning on anything that says the word climate…by ‘perfect ‘the post is noting the irony…sucks when the dimmest amongst us doesn’t understand figures of speech…

@mrunning10 2 ай бұрын

@@urbugnmetoday3183 HORSESHIT. The Oil Narrative LOVES "parodies."

@alleyoop5185 Ай бұрын

@@mrunning10geez, did you miss the latest jab?

@JeffSherlock Ай бұрын

Yes, Alphabet/Google/YpouTube is insulting a joke.

@mokelmoo3940 6 ай бұрын

I remember seeing Greta at a climate rally once. She didn't even bother to clean up the McDonalds bag I threw on the ground after finishing my 3 big mac meals. Honestly it was really disgusting and I don't know if I can forgive her.

@mark9294 6 ай бұрын

Appalling.

@TheCJRhodes 6 ай бұрын

Last time I saw Greta making a speech in public, she only cried a LITTLE bit when talking about what the next generation is going to face. She could have pushed a few more tears out those dry ducts of hers, because none of us really believed she was upset.

@Namelessly-nameless 6 ай бұрын

@@TheCJRhodesyou didn't such from her😔, it's so sickening that she didn't at least roll on the floor screaming...

@HarambaeXelonmuskfans 6 ай бұрын

@@bnooperwhat so you can defend her? It would’ve taken 3 more tears and everyone would’ve believed her… If only she cared 30% more…

@Muenni 6 ай бұрын

@@bnooper They're _still_ being sarcastic... even literally quoting the (also sarcastic) video.

@paulcooper8818 6 ай бұрын

Finally someone with the guts to say Greta is not pulling her weight. The Onion speaking truth to power.

@zurcf115 6 ай бұрын

It's amazing to see The Onion become the only source of truth now-a-days. Ironic. If only she spoke about climate change two more times per month, it would all be solved by now.

@aceman0000099 6 ай бұрын

And speaking power to truth no less!!

@omgitshim 6 ай бұрын

She's probably not even that heavy. There's no excuse.

@canddidd 6 ай бұрын

@@omgitshimshe's like 70 lbs

@EricLeafericson 6 ай бұрын

The way Greta got dragged away by those police officers shows she's too lazy to even walk to the cop car & arrest herself.

@kyleOWillFixIt 2 ай бұрын

Im glad KZbin gave us "some more context" of The Onion. Thanks. I do keep forming my world view around parody news sites on accident.

@JeffSherlock Ай бұрын

KZbin failed to properly explain Onions.

@jonathanrossroberts Ай бұрын

Your comment is funny, but also people literally fall for parody news sites a LOT.

@Legorreta.M.D Ай бұрын

I think labels help. The average person is dumb. No helping that. Improving requires a lot of effort, and given a big percentage of the US population can't name the French and UK prime ministers, I don't trust them differentiating between news and parody given how a single man can convince them democracy is dead and att4ck1ngg the Capitol is a sensible thing to do.

@LifeLoveFriends28 21 күн бұрын

I also don't like the stupid ''more context'' makes me feel like the government is veering us away from questioning especially on a site like the fuckin onion

@hichaelhighers 20 күн бұрын

Bad comment, people DO fall for this. Have you been in the world lately?

@JohnDoe-rc1mj 2 ай бұрын

She showed up in a gas car and was drinking out of a Styrofoam cup that says it all

@winnon992 Ай бұрын

I’d like to see where she lives, travels. What does she cook with ? Does she wear synthetic shoes ? How’s she heat and cool where she lives ? Maybe she lives in a 16th century dwelling and walks everywhere. I doubt it !

@RyuKyu.77 Ай бұрын

@@winnon992 no one can live "sustainably" individually however, she does target useless govt officials and corporates WHICH IS THE RIGHT STEP TO TAKE, INDIVIDUAL ACTIONS WONT DO SHIT

@winnon992 Ай бұрын

@@RyuKyu.77 You can live like that if you believe in your cause . My mother talks about when they first got electricity. . All they had was a lightbulb in a few rooms. No refrigerator or washers or any appliances. They lived good. My grandfather always said the. Only thing he bought at the store was salt, coffeand flour. TheY raised everything else. Lead by example. Take off your synthesis. Wear leather shoes and fight it out with Animal Rights Activists. Or either wooden shoes. Cook with wood and heat with coal ? Wash your clothes with a scrub board..People lived like that for thousands of years.

@robertfreeman3831 Ай бұрын

this is satire, clearly beyond your grasp

@JohnDoe-rc1mj Ай бұрын

@@robertfreeman3831 lmao ok professor you can start by discontinuing your carbon footprint if you think it's gonna save the earth or move to clown planet!

@zaltmanbleroze 6 ай бұрын

It's comforting to know we can all blame it on one person. Thanks Greta.

@realkyledailey 6 ай бұрын

United Nations Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid 5 ай бұрын

God I wanted to see "You're welcome" @Greta, under this post! I hope she's got humor, I hope she isn't living in a bubble nightmare of what the future will bring because we're all under the thumb of capitalists trying to solve the problem by getting richer and greenwashing. Thank you Greta. And do better cmon.

@someguy2135 5 ай бұрын

The video mentioned eating less meat. Greta is vegan. You can't eat less meat than that. I guess that means the rest of us can continue eating all the beef, cheese, etc that we want. /s

@MatthewMS. 5 ай бұрын

She ozzes selfishness

@Azulakayes 5 ай бұрын

Greta knows its her responsibility and she knows she isn't doing enough. I wonder how she even sleeps at night 😢

@gyulajakab5852 6 ай бұрын

Finally someone from Big Climatology telling the truth instead of blaming the innocent fossil fuel industry.

@xcoder1122 6 ай бұрын

The fossil fuel industry is not burning fossil fuel, they produce it and you are burning it. Or they turn it into products, because you are buying them. Stop burning fossil fuels, stop buying products made out of it and this industry is out of business tomorrow.

@susanfarley1332 6 ай бұрын

Sarcasm perhaps?

@al87221 6 ай бұрын

@@susanfarley1332perhaps

@JuanJimenez-sl1go 6 ай бұрын

Nothing gets past you, huh?

@susanfarley1332 6 ай бұрын

@@JuanJimenez-sl1go yeah, what's your excuse?

@paulmessina5619 Ай бұрын

Thanks Onion! Good to see there's still one bastion of truth in journalism for us to get our news.

@justaturky2890 Ай бұрын

Who is onion?

@1dgram Ай бұрын

@@justaturky2890 the onion: America's Finest News Source

@paulmessina5619 Ай бұрын

@@justaturky2890 more like, when was onion?

@justaturky2890 Ай бұрын

@@paulmessina5619 very philosophical

@ashtonstout7375 Ай бұрын

I didn't know The Onion was back! Thank you for this beautiful piece of satire.

@l4ndst4nder 6 ай бұрын

Our governments need to actively pursue Greta Thunberg alternatives before it is too late, be it cloning or robots.

@mannibimmel09 6 ай бұрын

We could train an Ai. No problem here.

@nyanrapier7838 6 ай бұрын

I want a Greta Bot.

@Nationeternal 6 ай бұрын

greta is a puppet

@comforth3898 6 ай бұрын

How about Elon Musk. Maybe he is trying hard enough to.

@questoakley6978 6 ай бұрын

Our governments? Whats Greta been doing this whole time??!

@wisteriapetals 6 ай бұрын

I'm so glad satire still exists

@kevinscales 6 ай бұрын

@@incoherentturd I'd love to know what you think this video is making fun of.

@pinglemjau 6 ай бұрын

What? 😂 Unitentional satire is massive today. It's just called news. Well, some would call it bullshit, propaganda and distractions, and I don't blame them, but Onion's satire in times like these are as good as having intercourse compared to throwing a sausage between two barn doors.

@sitokiaba5404 6 ай бұрын

@@incoherentturd This is satire in its purest form. Noone is making fun of Greta in this video.

@coocoocachoo3357 6 ай бұрын

N o sense of humor obviously? @@incoherentturd

@alex46215 6 ай бұрын

where you saw satire?

@luisvendetta6764 4 ай бұрын

Microphone drop! Kudos to The Onion. I’m subscribing

@L337M4573RK 2 ай бұрын

Took me a few seconds to realize that this is from The Onion. Well done!

@cyrussoxlegion 6 ай бұрын

One time, I forgot to recycle, and I wish Greta would've called me up to remind me to recycle. I'll never forgive myself, but mostly Greta for not reminding me.

@realkyledailey 6 ай бұрын

@-First-Last 5 ай бұрын

How dare you !

@alexfagnan7469 5 ай бұрын

surely you have some kind of pet that you could blame instead. leave poor Greta out of it.

@SeattlePioneer 5 ай бұрын

Shucks, Climate Change is past it's prime as an issue and is starting to smell. Even Greta is bored with the subject and has gone on to excuse Hamas terrorism.

@williampalchak7574 5 ай бұрын

90+% of collected recyclables end up in landfills, so don't sweat it.

@blackmagician7645 6 ай бұрын

What's wrong with our planet generation today? We should all be doing our part, in pushing Greta to do much more!

@GazGuitarz 6 ай бұрын

How dare she! She has destroyed my retirement! First things first, we need to plug up that creepy, leaky giggle that emits about 1000 times the Co2 than the average laugh. She sounds like Muttley the dog from the old Whacky Races cartoon.

@Egill2011 6 ай бұрын

LOL!

@Alberto.R.Diaz. 6 ай бұрын

She doesn't even know what she is doing, she is just being fed with lots of attention by all her followers, not because she is changing something, but because she THINKS she is changing something. This game has gone too far.

@hindugoat2302 6 ай бұрын

greta looks like she is trying really hard all the time... the way her eyes are squinting

@Farazkhan-ji3cr 6 ай бұрын

The more I scroll the more sarcasms I discover. He wants Greta to be a Caveman. 💀

@gorflunk 2 ай бұрын

Congratulations to The Onion, they have arrived. YT has put a context banner on their video.

@mdhj67 4 ай бұрын

I suspected this all along. Nice to finally get some confirmation.

@Giantcrabz 14 күн бұрын

the Swede menace

@ArtypNk 6 ай бұрын

I once seen her protesting oil once. She was hauled away by 2 police officers. How much can you really care about something as damaging as oil if you give up when just 2 regular beat cops try to stop you? Is she even trying?

@ericbwertz 6 ай бұрын

What's worse is that that haul-away was completely staged. There footage out there of them doing multiple takes for the camera. She sucks so bad at this that she can't even do it right the first time. Talk about a waste of resources!

@InnerGiggles 6 ай бұрын

It’s so hard to remember these are all sarcasm because of the Onion. You are all too good at this. 🫣

@Justin-lf1fs 6 ай бұрын

Seriously??? Didn’t even try to break free from the handcuffs and mouth gag even after they tazed and battened her???

@FringeWizard2 6 ай бұрын

@@Justin-lf1fs Doubt that even happened, she is not worthy of such abuse, she is subdued far too easily to require getting to that level with her.

@va3svd 6 ай бұрын

@@ericbwertzThink about all the energy wasted filming a second take of a fake arrest. Cop car was probably idling the whole time, too. How dare you!

@persuasivebarrier2419 6 ай бұрын

If only we could get 30-40% more prayers, maybe we could save the earth without Greta and she could relax a little.

@fairnut6418 6 ай бұрын

And thoughts! Don't forget about those!

@ObservableObserver 6 ай бұрын

Not our responsibility, though. We are all already too busy praying after school shootings. Climate change is entirely Greta's responsibility, I'm afraid. We are doing our part and it's a shame that she is not doing her part.

@Soloman_Gumball 6 ай бұрын

Bitch is already relaxing, that's the problem.

@larry6597 6 ай бұрын

Yes keep enabling her, see needs to pull her weight

@madmaxmedia 6 ай бұрын

Greta burner account identified. Maybe you could just work harder instead of posting on KZbin.

@Sarah-re7cg 4 ай бұрын

This is absolutely top level satire. Very well done lol

@eROCKaustin Ай бұрын

happy to see the onion still exists lol. i still remember the first time i saw an onion headline as a kid 🤣

@TheNatedoggx 6 ай бұрын

As hilarious as this is, if we want to actually see changes we ALL have to start telling Greta to try harder.

@Aermydach 6 ай бұрын

It'd be much more effective for Greta Thunberg to tell Greta Thunberg to do better. . .

@larrote6467 6 ай бұрын

Dude greta is an actress, she's there to pretend , she really doesn't care edit: because a ton of people are ideologues and don't seem to understand that someone that works in solving climate change would say something bad about greta. Fake activists are the new lobbyists and I deal with them all day long in my work. She's there to pretend so that other people will be complacent (among other things)

@AcidWords1 6 ай бұрын

@@larrote6467 Uh oh, it looks like you were misdirected here from whichever far right propaganda videos you get your talking points from. This is The Onion and we're making jokes.

@willroth7521 6 ай бұрын

@@larrote6467 Let’s imagine that’s true, does it really matter? Even if she doesn’t give a single fuck about what she’s talking about, she’s still raising awareness and motivating other people to take action. That’s more than what most people are doing. With that out of the way I’d like to see any sources you have showing that she’s a fraud, I’m talking actual proof not somebody bullshitting in some far right tabloid.

@poppers7317 6 ай бұрын

@@larrote6467 yeah, it doesn't matter if she cares or not. Only actions count.

@pingping7594 6 ай бұрын

Finally, The Onion is back to the format we all loved.

@vladivanov5500 6 ай бұрын

Nothing like the old format.

@fn0va 6 ай бұрын

its not quite the newsroom yet, but this is a damn good step in the right direction

@courtingdeath3364 6 ай бұрын

Hate to break it to ya. The Onion is anything but like its previous days.

@Andre-fz2ne 6 ай бұрын

Closer to ClickHole but it’s still nice

@june9914 6 ай бұрын

@@vladivanov5500it is tho, old onion is a lot of things

@ryanvannice7878 Ай бұрын

My favorite part is the KZbin climate change dialog box, like this was serious.

@anthonyrepetto3474 2 ай бұрын

But.... but... this is *literally* how I do feel about that stuff.... which is why I wrote "Greening the Deserts for Cheap" and "Sailing Over Mountains of Ice" and "Deth Rei"... I just need to try a little harder.

@rareaesthetics 6 ай бұрын

So disappointing to see Greta doing far from enough to save the planet and acting like it is somehow the fault of other people 💔

@Itsmesaucekayuchibi 6 ай бұрын

How do people not understand jokes?

@brigwood7658 6 ай бұрын

@@Itsmesaucekayuchibi wha .. ?

@12345673581 6 ай бұрын

“How dare you!”

@Farazkhan-ji3cr 6 ай бұрын

@@Itsmesaucekayuchibi. I do 😂

@wollam11 6 ай бұрын

Honestly, I expected more out of her. So disappointing.

@tristanwegner 6 ай бұрын

This almost feels as good as the old onion. Kudos

@rjtimmerman2861 6 ай бұрын

Exactly, I'm very excited if it continues back in this direction!

@persuasivebarrier2419 6 ай бұрын

sadly, elon will remain unfunny forever. :(

@DuderofDudeness 6 ай бұрын

🎉No more hyperwokeism and liberal bias?

@flashter6101 6 ай бұрын

@@DuderofDudeness🤨

@-TK- 6 ай бұрын

@@rjtimmerman2861while short form content is a huge hit on other apps, it seems like KZbin favors long form content these days. Guys like pyrocynical and jenny Nicholson are getting millions of views on 1-4 hour long videos. It would be nice if the went back to making stuff other than 30 second videos.

@randomme6954 2 ай бұрын

Well done and about time

@jared9643 21 күн бұрын

Said she cares about the environment but she's not even willing to try harder.

@antonieklopper2388 6 ай бұрын

It is unacceptable that she hasn’t done more. It is entirely in her hands, but she CHOOSES to do nothing.

@xstatic-ow5mz 6 ай бұрын

She does nothing? So all the annoying scripted nonsense she spews is nothing? OK if you say so. 😅

@realKhalilG 6 ай бұрын

@@xstatic-ow5mzYou are in the comments of an Onion video

@gavinbayram8851 6 ай бұрын

@@xstatic-ow5mzblud is lost

@nickl5658 6 ай бұрын

@@xstatic-ow5mz Not enough. She should have taken over the Global industry and pull all of humanity bu its collective ear to a sustainable and safe future. What kind of hero is she if she did not pull her weight and save humanity by herself, on her own.

@severian1916 6 ай бұрын

Yes I was always furious that Greta never bothered to halt the global fossil fuel industry c'mon girl wheres your responsibility this is on you right 😂

@MrJuan_Vzla 6 ай бұрын

Maybe Greta could try harder if she had someone who could challenge her as an enemy. Like "Pollution man".

@hastyhillfarmand4x480 6 ай бұрын

I'm way ahead of you, just waiting for her counter to my pollution.

@SaintSaint 6 ай бұрын

Captain Planet had Blithe.

@xstatic-ow5mz 6 ай бұрын

She sees all Gentiles as enemies.

@LibertarianGalt 6 ай бұрын

@@xstatic-ow5mzWhere does it say she's Jewish?

@esposexy2210 6 ай бұрын

Trump?

@thetimeisnow2827 4 ай бұрын

"How Dare You" Moment 😂.

@michaelmamp9096 4 ай бұрын

You had me going, at first!😆😆😆😆😆👍

@eatyacereal 6 ай бұрын

These are the hard hitting documentries the onion is known for, getting to the serious issues

@oriontigley5089 6 ай бұрын

No bias, just pure facts

@AngryMaguire 6 ай бұрын

This video feels like OG the onion.

@egg2520 6 ай бұрын

As of the time of this comment, this has 666 likes

@faraway-bg5ux 6 ай бұрын

climate change is real, but it the cycle of nature, it always happened as the ice age happened and the dinosaurs weren't guilty

@MicahMicahel Ай бұрын

it's still leftist cult programming. Not satire.

@Beef1188 6 ай бұрын

I am amazed of how onion always manages to keep a straight face while delivering those news reports!

@realkyledailey 6 ай бұрын

@IE-hx1bc 4 ай бұрын

Because they're serious? What will people think if journalists laugh all the time?

@taylormorgan9001 4 ай бұрын

Why would they be laughing at something of this matter?

@user-hk2pn5by8b 4 ай бұрын

@IE-hx1bc I can't tell if you are being sarcastic, but the onion is satire.

@brucehalleran1149 2 ай бұрын

@taylormorgan9001 How to tell people that you have no sense of humor without saying...

@StartsWithMeChannel 18 күн бұрын

amazing, thank you!

@Tsutomeru 4 ай бұрын

Exactly

@SendRabbits 6 ай бұрын

‘Like a real effort, not whatever the hell she’s doing now’ 🤣 This was great, reminds me of some of the old classic onion skits. Just talking seriously while saying wild shit, it’s perfect. Please make more like this.

@imtiol 6 ай бұрын

I just recently rewatched the one about whether violent video games are preparing our children for the apocalypse, so good

@SendRabbits 6 ай бұрын

@@imtiol my favorite is the ‘some bullshit happening somewhere’ skit, so funny

@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 6 ай бұрын

@@SendRabbits Mine is the Taliban being offended that 9/11 isn't being credited to them.

@faraway-bg5ux 6 ай бұрын

climate change is real, but it the cycle of nature, it always happened as the ice age happened and the dinosaurs weren't guilty

@klas666 6 ай бұрын

@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 , oh here we go again... -- Omar Al-Farouq, Al Qaeda operative

@TheJadedJames 6 ай бұрын

Jokes aside. Just imagine this popping up in Greta Thunberg’s KZbin feed …

@reginaldmustardbacon5866 6 ай бұрын

someone send this to her now lmao i aint doin it.. i'm 40% below the threshold of caring to send this to her

@mho... 6 ай бұрын

would have liked, but i aint gonna mess with your 69^^

@purplegill10 6 ай бұрын

She'd probably laugh. Iirc she's said she's a big fan of the onion

@renatocorvaro6924 6 ай бұрын

She'd have a laugh at it and thank The Onion for making her day better.

@seneca998 6 ай бұрын

Idk why she wouldn’t find the video and the entire comment section hilarious, unless she can’t read the room

@tabarnacus5629 4 ай бұрын

So true.

@MrZajebali Ай бұрын

Can't agree more.

@sleer9407 6 ай бұрын

Thank God. I thought it was all up to us to save our planet. Now we know that Greta was the reason all along and she needs to save humanity!!!!

@dod11u 6 ай бұрын

God's got enough on her/his/their plate with Greta not pulling her weight, so just providing thanks ain't going to cut it.

@abarette_ 6 ай бұрын

BBB - based beyond belief

@mr.vargas5648 6 ай бұрын

Is this a joke?

@xstatic-ow5mz 6 ай бұрын

@@dod11u lol gay

@nise6699 6 ай бұрын

@@Eet_MiaI call her your mom because she's physically impossible to fit her in this plane

@mparker123 6 ай бұрын

The Onion gets a little too real

@hazelrah321 4 ай бұрын

Scorched Hellscape....my new band name!😅

@susanhaigh6005 4 ай бұрын

That truly cracks me up

@Symbioticism 6 ай бұрын

A little more effort please. Although I can't be bothered to contact her to encourage her, Greta needs to recognize this is her problem and not mine.

@Dysiode 6 ай бұрын

I'm so used to the Onion being eternally relevant with old videos being surfaced that when I saw "13 hours ago" I thought it was "13 years ago" and was very shocked to learn that Greta was sailing across the atlantic on a yacht at age 7

@raystimphil8280 6 ай бұрын

Same boat! I saw 13 days and my first thought was that it was 13 years 😅

@Game_Hero 5 ай бұрын

ONLY 7? Imagine if she did at age 3, we wouldn't be in this situation right now!

@peterl.104 5 ай бұрын

Wow, the video you watched is only 13 hours old? Mine says 1 mo ago. I wonder if it’s Greta’s fault this is so inconsistent.

@n16161 2 күн бұрын

I really thought the title of this video was gonna be different lol

@anb7408 3 ай бұрын

Not quite as funny as The Onion from a decade ago, but at least we’re getting some more content!

@Gullbrand_ 6 ай бұрын

This reminds me so much of the old Onion videos!! We need more like this from Onion News

@realkyledailey 6 ай бұрын

@O-DNut 4 ай бұрын

Right? They nailed the vibe from those old classics they made. Hope they do more like these.

@SpamSucker 6 ай бұрын

Thanks to YT for providing the context necessary to fully understand The Onion’s hard-hitting journalistic exposé.

@jonaskoelker 5 ай бұрын

FWIW: I'm currently in Denmark. KZbin is not showing me any context.

@gwiyomikim5988 5 ай бұрын

@@jonaskoelker- I wonder if Denmark has its own unique means of manipulating the narrative other than the Google/KZbin “context” method.🤔

@HanginInSF 5 ай бұрын

The Onion is a more credible source than the UN 😂😂😂

@ronmcmartin4513 4 ай бұрын

@@jonaskoelker--Here is Yahoo's Context: "United Nations Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels." Why doesn't KZbin ALSO have the following disclaimer: "Associated Press climate and environmental coverage receives support from several private foundations"

@Ryarios 4 ай бұрын

Loved KZbin’s disclaimer…

@tylermcmichael8515 2 ай бұрын

The 30-40% metric killed me! Good job Onion.

@ravimediatube 6 ай бұрын

Holy fuck. The onion got some budget lets go.

@Xeqcme 6 ай бұрын

Typical. She wants us to do all the work and then claim the credit. Not me. I'm going to be twice as wasteful now. Order a soda- TWO straws from now on.

@Klont123 6 ай бұрын

Brilliant 😂

@hazukichanx408 6 ай бұрын

Me, literally on fire: "Oh god! I shouldn't have used all those plastic straws! D=" A billionaire on his space yacht: "You shouldn't have used all those plastic straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws~" (Thank you, Jeaney Collects)

@nazi0zombie 28 күн бұрын

lol get a swedish ad for "oatly climate smart oat drink" before this video

@monsieurnugai Ай бұрын

finally people are talking about this.

@cbxxxbc 6 ай бұрын

Thank you onion for stating the obvious! Our collective fate is in the hand of a lazy teen. Now i feel really relieved for not even trying - would probably have made matters only worse.

@RepresentWV 6 ай бұрын

Nice, someone got the joke. I literally needed it explained because I didn’t get it. Yeah if only all of us cared about a buzzword invented by the media like this horrifying robot of a child does and did OUR part to let the government have its way with us, the dirty commoners, instead of blaming them and their blatant pandering to mega corporations that continue to shell out serving sized plastic containers of snacks and unfathomable amounts of junk from foreign sweat shops, SOMETHING would get done. It’s really on us. Thanks again.

@hazukichanx408 6 ай бұрын

Yeah I mean, sure we could probably do without most if not all air travel, most ocean and sea travel, and a lot of road travel for that matter... we could order less stuff we don't really need, focus on things that truly make us happy or are necessary for us to live healthy, productive lives. But why should we when there's this kid we can just get mad at for caring!

@paulw5039 6 ай бұрын

@@hazukichanx408 I'm more mad about being lectured at by celebrities who fly around in private jets. The privileged telling the peasantry to 'eat cake'.

@iqbalindaryono8984 6 ай бұрын

@@hazukichanx408yeah, imagine a world where we can do all that. It would have been a reality had Greta tried harder. How am I supposed to live in a hospitable earth if she's not even trying harder for all of us?

@TheAmazingHoho576 6 ай бұрын

@@paulw5039Just vote for climate-friendly political parties. Also invest in green companies. Those are the BEST ways to help the planet...

@beckobrien9251 6 ай бұрын

This is the best thing the Onion has put out in years! Hope to see more like this coming our way!

@justaminute3111 6 ай бұрын

This was okay, but if you say it is the best thing in years, they have a long way to go before catching up to the Babylon Bee.

@realkyledailey 6 ай бұрын

@artemused4363 6 ай бұрын

@@justaminute3111The Babylon Bee has a single joke. It's not good comedy if it's punching down.

@SeraphsWitness 5 ай бұрын

This is the best in years? BB has them beat easily then.

@SeraphsWitness 5 ай бұрын

@@artemused4363Someone needs to watch a Dave Chappelle special. 😅 Also what's the one joke, and who's "down" from Babylon bee? Trannies? They have an insane amount of cultural power. Surely that's not who you mean

@its4theer 20 күн бұрын

We're not mad we're disappointed.

@fulconandroadcone9488 2 күн бұрын

I love youtube warning on onion video

@ilovepokemon-fe6hd 6 ай бұрын

More like this, please. This is just like the old Onion!

@PRH123 6 ай бұрын

Was amusing. But the old Onion from ten years ago would still have made it much funnier. They really knew how to deliver a joke...!

@falsemcnuggethope 6 ай бұрын

It was still very short, but at least the tone was interesting.

@styxrakash4639 6 ай бұрын

@@PRH123 They had more budget

@matviko 6 ай бұрын

Totally! I was just going to post this!!

@Mike_Rottchburns 6 ай бұрын

I was confused but then I saw that this is The Onion now I’m dying 😂

@thedawn5157 3 ай бұрын

same😂😂

@Vicsory 2 ай бұрын

Same 😂😂😂

@urbugnmetoday3183 2 ай бұрын

We’re all dying…

@josephkondrat6478 2 күн бұрын

Hey, here is an idea. Since most politicians are full of Hot Air, all they need to do is stop talking.

@daveofyorkshire301 2 ай бұрын

I love this, correlation is all you need according to these climate experts...

@jeffypeters333 6 ай бұрын

When the disclaimer below lists all the things that impact climate change, it lists “mainly human activities” they are definitely referring to Greta CLEARLY not trying hard enough! It’s obvious that it impacts us all! We needs to stand up and hold Greta ACCOUNTABLE!!!

@pqcowboychanel 6 ай бұрын

“This is all greta’s hands”

@spacecaptain9188 4 ай бұрын

Major corporations do the vast majority of the harm. We won't make any real progress until those big businesses are forced to change their practices. Honestly, why hasn't Greta changed their practices yet?

@YABBAHEY1 6 ай бұрын

I feel so embarrassed, I've been blaming Rachel Carson this whole time ! (If only she titled her book "Really loud & obnoxious Spring" we wouldn't be in this mess.)

@yutahkotomi1195 6 ай бұрын

Not quite as good as the golden age of the Onion, but this is a step in the right direction. Dare I hope for a revival? We need the old Onion now more than ever.

@candy-ass4915 6 ай бұрын

If only The Onion tried 30-40% harder.

@valdo6231 6 ай бұрын

@@candy-ass4915 It's all Greta's fault.

@The_Actually_Real_Elon_Musk 6 ай бұрын

If only we hade 30-40% more onion agriculture in this country. Then the harvest would be larger.

@philipbooth8076 6 ай бұрын

If only you watch the Babylon Bee 30-40% more.

@yutahkotomi1195 6 ай бұрын

@@philipbooth8076 The Babylon Bee has never even once come close to the Onion of old Maybe if they tried 30% harder and reduced their bias by 40%

@user-md9yv7jx2c Ай бұрын

Maybe it's that time?

@MENSA.lady2 4 сағат бұрын

Her last brain cell died of lonliness.

@atomic_bomba 6 ай бұрын

I'm honestly so happy to see The Onion producing videos with the budget they used to have.

@LecherousLizard 6 ай бұрын

The budget may be there, but the quality is long gone.

@sdrc92126 6 ай бұрын

Without the writing

@faraway-bg5ux 6 ай бұрын

climate change is real, but it the cycle of nature, it always happened as the ice age happened and the dinosaurs weren't guilty

@faraway-bg5ux 6 ай бұрын

@@sacrament7 not by faith alone, faith and works

@FinesserX_Triniidadii 6 ай бұрын

Oh how Ive missed you “Onion” 😂

@wisu3529 Ай бұрын

The amazing thing about this video is that Fox Noise would say the same thing for real on air and their viewers would lap it up 😂

@vibecheck7241 4 ай бұрын

I've missed the old onion so much.

@tairyu2574 6 ай бұрын

It is nice to see the Onion trying a little harder lately.

@c.g.silver8782 6 ай бұрын

😂

@realcoolguy123 6 ай бұрын

30-40% harder

@Zacheize 6 ай бұрын

I think it's fair to say that most of the world's problems would have been solved by now if the Onion would just put in, like, a REAL effort

@emporioalnino4670 6 ай бұрын

These comments are so weird to me. This type of humour is the exact same as The Onion has been doing for its whole existence. Seems like you're misunderstanding.

@nyctomint 6 ай бұрын

@@emporioalnino4670 it's mainly built around people thinking the onion only operates off its youtube channel and thus assuming all they've done for the last six months is upload tiktok compilations

@WalrusQuake 6 ай бұрын

Now this is the onion we've missed, welcome back boss!

@zappbrannigan83 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely!

@Ahoooooooo 20 күн бұрын

I choked on my coffee 😅

@davidfine9323 Ай бұрын

If you live in Tennessee,we all know about glacier Stones we have to get up out of the garden so we can plow, those stones were made from flowing ice,but where did it go?

@allensacharov5424 5 ай бұрын

The Onion is back on track. THANK YOUUUU

@nadrad100 6 ай бұрын

Everything always seems to make sense when the Onion explains it.

@xstatic-ow5mz 6 ай бұрын

Derp

@mlg1279 6 ай бұрын

Now that it makes sense to u, we should finally be able to solve the 'climate change' problem

@faraway-bg5ux 6 ай бұрын

climate change is real, but it the cycle of nature, it always happened as the ice age happened and the dinosaurs weren't guilty

@HRBJHD Ай бұрын

Just wanna say, had a terrible day today, really awful. One of those days you question your own existence type of days. Thanks guys. The thumbnail made my day a little better.

@tryscience 2 ай бұрын

Careful, you might give the oil companies ideas on how to deflect blame

@karlosdelacruz3803 6 ай бұрын

I want the Onion to have it's own actual time slot on TV. No explanation, no setup, just start running it.

@bjb7587 6 ай бұрын

They should have their own Time Zone! That would make a BIG difference. We wouldn't even need Greta!!!

@michaelrohrer2104 6 ай бұрын

And thankfully we can count on KZbin to give us a context alert on a satire video.

@apeshitcrazyman 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂👍

@Jedi007c6 2 ай бұрын

I hope one day all the KZbin's employees and Google Employees get put on trial .

@edwardr7520 Ай бұрын

She scheduled her private jet to fly from New York to Sweden. Later, she said because the jet was flying anyway, there wasn't any harm done if she and her friends jumped on board. No sense in flying empty.

@Mejayy Ай бұрын

I love how there is this little "Context" youtube window below the video that tries to explain what climate change is. As if Onion does educational videos

@yayhandles 21 күн бұрын

Are you implying that it doesn't and that this isn't?

@argumentative2532 6 ай бұрын

I've been saying this for years. Glad the real media is here to report on the REAL issues

@lukeamato423 6 ай бұрын

Lmao

@dodgyyoutuber9560 6 ай бұрын

The way she’s treated on the internet is disgusting. I see stupid click bait about her all the time. I bet her mental health is really suffering. Love this.

@roblue5470 6 ай бұрын

do you know what this channel is?

@dodgyyoutuber9560 6 ай бұрын

@@roblue5470 duh. Hence why I added “love this” at the end. I meant that people really do treat her like this

@roblue5470 6 ай бұрын

@@dodgyyoutuber9560 OMG i didn't notice that😭 my bad

@abhirajteotia5794 6 ай бұрын

Actually ,she is very busy in internal politics of other countries like INDIA . As Indian i can say ,this is very generous of people that they are only doning things online not throwing stones directly. " Stay away from my countery you Fuckin Greta"

@deee71194 6 ай бұрын

@@abhirajteotia5794because climate change is a global issue bro if she were combatting environmental policy exclusively in the west it wouldn’t do much