SciFi Story- Where is the Anti Monitor when you need him & Not a Word They Know (HFY\TFOS861)

[@lazartestigus2414]

I love how universe 976kdd94 humans said "hey, we're space orks, let's take a page from warhammer 40k and MAK RED GO FAZTA!!"

[@bobsterclause342]

Purple make sneakier. Why purple? Ever see a purple ork? Didn’t think so.

[@lazartestigus2414]

@@bobsterclause342 bozz sayz its bcuse dey use the fasta of red an da blue of lucky and dat makes em to fast and lucky to be seen

[@CidGaius]

Don’t mind me, just gonna check that rule 34 universe...for research purposes of course...

[@AgroSquerril]

ah ha... we all believe you

[@nullpoint3346]

For me, the pain of ignorance outweighs all of the pain and misery that knowledge* could ever bring. Knowing I don't want to know does nothing to reduce the pain of knowing I don't know something.

[@CidGaius]

@@nullpoint3346 ah, a human from the reasonable universe. Commendable.

[@nullpoint3346]

@@CidGaius Believe me, my relentless curiosity is far from reasonable.

[@tmhw111]

purely For Acedemic Purposes you see.. >.>

[@ObservingLibertarian]

That first story was brilliant, the Rick n Morty twist was a welcome change of pace and utterly hilarious.

[@donanthebarbarian5177]

Rewatched this and gotta say my favorite quote is: they renamed the laws of physics to "those bullshit suggestions that don't seem to apply to those space lemur fuckers anyways." Really there was a ceremony and everything!

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@imaginaryparsnip]

Proud to be human, where my 100m tall atomic lizards at? EDIT: I posted that when the lizard thing was said before i saw the rest of it.... now that i have heard the rest of that story and the Rule 34 stuff... im even more proud to be human

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@KertaDrake]

If we aren't conducting psychological warfare on all of existence by merely existing, then we have no right to call ourselves human!

[@kingkiller1451]

I'm so proud of the humans from story 1 (smiles and wipes single tear from eye)

[@henrypaleveda7760]

hi, space lemur here and I have to say that I like what my cousins have been doing zaboomafoo away!

[@warnercatto3305]

im crying tears of joy lol

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@hogfry]

Fiery Sperm Filled collapse of civilization... I almost fell out of my chair!

[@AgroSquerril]

only safe to do that in a hazmat suit

[@KertaDrake]

Just don't look too closely at those galaxies... they aren't made of stars anymore. Human superweapons are a terrible thing... a terrible, terrible, thing... that no one can stop looking at once it has been sighted.

[@ANTIMONcom]

You have a really good reading style for this kind of stories 👍 For the algorithm!!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@robertshank9778]

As the prophet should... For the Algorithm...

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm and thank you

[@carlfromtheoc1788]

Second story - sounds like the ambassador did not know about drag racing/hot rod culture, or the desire to drive a car at supersonic speeds (and it has been done), or even the various forms of pumpkin chunkin'. After all we are the ones who decided to attach a belt and engine to a Gatling gun to see what would happen (the 6,000 rpm gun is what we got).

[@amvcentral1478]

Tears of joy for the first story

[@NoBody-bx4cp]

Humans. 'Nuff Said.

[@mstrfool]

Last I saw, they were waiting in the anti-chamber...

[@garysprandel1817]

Inside you are two 100m atomic lizards and they're both fecking each other

[@brandoncady7043]

Goddamn......im proud of us.

[@AgroSquerril]

it is an achievement

[@MrSuperbeast92]

That first one had me wheezing. Lmfao

[@lordspiro6770]

The first story is glorious crying tears of joy

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@elfeater1760]

I worry about where we fall in that Multiverse scale. For the Algorithm11!

[@syvajarvi2289]

I was rolling from the start.

[@KertaDrake]

Might be a good idea for the aliens to just arbitrarily "lose" a few sectors now and then. Just erase them from all records and cut them off for a few centuries to build up enough mystique to become interesting again so we all treat it like something new to explore. Humans will fall for rediscovering "Space-Atlantis" every time!

[@silvadelshaladin]

The first story forgot the popcorn.

[@secretobvious6033]

imagine those humans in different universes banning together

[@AgroSquerril]

goodbye multuverse

[@mstrfool]

No. And you can't make me.

[@adamglover6948]

Fecking beautiful

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@StarSong936]

@ 4:19 I'm just guessing but I'm thinking I'm from universe 976kdd94. Just from too early in our history to have witnessed all that. @ end of video - We love being on the frontier. Making things safe for those who follow us is something we love to do. Beware however, when that stops, we start to turn against ourselves and those who live with us. Not because we want to. It is our instinct to test ourselves against the strongest thing we know when the unknown is no longer available. There are safe ways to do that, but in my experience, the unsafe ways are most likely to be explored first.

[@mstrfool]

AKA fun.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Squerril

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For Argo

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Privateerblack]

A word we don't know? What is it? Lablonamenadon?

[@calvingreene90]

Poor universe 976kdd94, caused me to laugh so hard I hurt myself.

[@TheMihail92]

Or the first story is the best ever

[@bobsterclause342]

He always switches cuss words with something else, but... he said fruck without the r!!!!!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

oh.... no :)

[@bobsterclause342]

Agro Squerril yeah why? Saying the word is not cussing?

[@kieranh2005]

They called it Universe 976kdd94 I called it... Home.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@Sharkakaka]

The first story filled me with pride

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@leadingauctions8440]

Story #1 Thank you. I laughed hard.

[@merlinathrawes746]

You mean the color red DOESN'T make things go faster?

[@ianhogben3472]

I saw that 40 k reference

[@asurasyn]

Space lemurs. Ha!

[@markuhler2664]

Doing my part for Death by Rule 34.

[@ivanrubiomorales2759]

HAHAHAHA RULE 34

[@AgroSquerril]

the sticky universe

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@ironworksdragon6843]

Bobbers the dragon

[@donanthebarbarian5177]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@undrachvrsage]

FTA Also LOL

[@ianhogben3472]

You can't do that Watch me

[@MarijnvdSterre]

And God created the multiverse, looked at it and was bored. To fix that, he proclaimed: "May you live in interesting times." Thus, humanity was created throughout the multiverse. And God smiled, no longer bored.

[@tonyneal910]

😂😂😂😂😂❤👍🐿

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

Lol!!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@merlinwizard1000]

91st, 23 December 2023

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm