Flat Earther Who Thinks He Can Read, Cannot Read

[@TheMkoose]

I'll never understand why flat earthers think gravity is fake but the second law of thermodynamics is real.

[@Ivarevich]

They pick and choose whatever bullshit fits their dumb fuck narrative

[@freddan6fly]

Because flerfspective. It is always flerfspective.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

They take the cherry picking and selective memory of bible bashers to a whole different level One minute they'll cite a tiny chunk of something to prove a point, ignoring the next sentence that contradicts their conclusion, the next they'll dismiss the previous point to make a new one because they contradict eachother It's not even mental gymnastics, it's full on mental Gymkata Also holy crap that look in his eyes, it screams unhinged existential crisis more than usual

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

use science to prove science is wrong 😂🤡🤡

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

@@freddan6fly derpspective

[@James-Lee-Smith]

I'm not a violent man but the term "punchable face" pops into my mind every time I see that guy.

[@evablouseblanche112]

in French we have "tête à claques" (head for slaps basically) for this kind of situations where the only thing someone's face makes you feel is the profound desire to bitchslap them

[@adamgardiner5869]

Was thinking the exact same thing.

[@sengokunadekochan]

Same here.

[@Tom--pf8ub]

In some regions of Germany, the expression "Backpfeifengesicht" is used to succintly describe a face in need of a slap.

[@samuilzaychev9636]

@@Tom--pf8ub Couldn't the word be shorter😭

[@Jan_Koopman]

"They are hiding the truth from you! But don't worry: I found the truth publically accessible on their website!" Makes perfect sense

[@robertcartier5088]

That moment you realize that he's not _speaking_ like a child, he's _THINKING_ like a child!

[@mrxmry3264]

oh, they call that "thinking" now?

[@Brukner841]

he's a bot who is trying to actually understand reality, give flat earthers a chance! They'll get there eventually.

[@robertcartier5088]

@@Brukner841 I dunno, Man, it's a pretty steep climb!

[@anhedonianepiphany5588]

@@robertcartier5088 Agreed. There’s an inherent cognitive chasm which they’re unable to traverse.

[@Laff700]

Children are much smarter.

[@Szadek23]

I do find it hilarious that there's apparently this global, flawless cover up, yet they admit "the truth" in publicly avaliable documents.

[@shikniwho7215]

don't forget all the NASA's astronaut keep find it guilty to hide so they just casually say "the truth" for flat earther to point it out.

[@bulletvivace]

I saw your other video on this guy first, so I had the facepalm protection ready ;)

[@erikblaas5826]

With the globe model, everything works as expected and can be confirmed with observations. With any Flat Earth model, they have to come up with excuses and adaptations to make anything work at al.... Or have to build another version of a Flat Earth model.

[@skeletonwar4445]

It's so funny. Like bro, even if there really were a coverup op spanning all nations... the people exposing it sure as shit wouldn't be some random joe shmoes on youtube/tiktok lmao.

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

@@skeletonwar4445 Also, they can never explain "why" would they do it and how. There's always some crazy guy who leaks everything on anything, there's war in Russia-Ukraine and there's people leaking stuff out there, if FE was the truth it would've been revealed decades ago lmao

[@fatdollar]

Firmament never referred to a dome until the Flat Earthers decided it did.

[@Planarwalk]

Thank you very much for having me on Dan :)

[@anserbauer309]

Loved, loved loved your contribution! And thankyou for reclaiming the Kiwi accent from Ray Bloody Comfort! Great job, kiwi neighbour!

[@donreid6399]

Great video, Planar. That dude is a very confused young man....

[@anserbauer309]

Also.... link to your channel seems to be having issues. Keen to sub, but KZbin is making it difficult. Maybe just check links to make sure it's all hunky dory.

[@mitchellminer9597]

Excellent job!

[@Getpojke]

@@anserbauer309 I've posted it elsewhere on this thread but here's the correct link : - www.youtube.com/@Planarwalk

[@mjelves]

You can see in this guy's eyes that his sanity has taken a permanent sabbatical.

[@rikijamie]

Flat Earthers annoy me but Caleb genuinely creeps me out. We absolutely has the "put the lotion in the basket" vibe.

[@tompiper9276]

Got to agree, it's pretty scary.

[@Kualinar]

His sanity ? Did he ever had any sanity ?

[@John-cf5im]

He is not well 😢

[@jongoffinet8511]

Haha! Yes🤡

[@daleleblanc8115]

imagine how much this guy could accomplish if he were to put this much effort into reality

[@brag0001]

Nothing. Because he uses a lot of energy, but achieves no insights.

[@mattysheppy1193]

It’s not really effort if he isn’t even reading the whole citation, or understanding what he does read.

[@genericname2747]

Dude could flatten the earth for real

[@samcooper1761]

Nothing, because he's an idiot.

[@johnd5398]

You should all spend more time on real life and less time squabbling with lunatics over such things. It makes it difficult to know which people are the lunatics.

[@Wintermute87]

Science text: "if we treat this penguin as a symmetrical point particle" Flerf: "penguins aren't birds, they're tiny particles"

[@MonkeyJedi99]

How are they genetically related to spherical cows?

[@dragoncubes1074]

@@MonkeyJedi99 Thursday.

[@erikblaas5826]

I always thought Penguins to be related to bananas.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MichaelDerryGameitect]

I bet NASA occasionally uses an equation or two that simplify a problem into 2 dimensions. The 3rd dimension is a lie and an illusion! Our entire perception of reality is a conspiracy!

[@themonsterbaby]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benb5841]

This thing about "NASA referring to a flat Earth in their documents" that I have now seen in several of these flat Earth videos: I'm an aeronautical engineer, and it is a simplification that is often used when certain things are modeled, but it is purely used to simplify the math in special cases where the effects of either the shape or the rotation of the Earth are negligible compared to other more dominant factors. It doesn't even vaguely suggest that Engineers think the Earth is flat. In fact, in order to know when it is appropriate to use this simplification, you need to have a very good understanding of both the shape and the motion of the Earth and how it affects whatever it is you are trying to model. For example, if I needed to model the pitch response of a subsonic aircraft to a longitudinal stick input, the part of the motion that I'm interested in is going to be over in seconds. The aircraft is only going to cover a tiny fraction of the distance around the Earth during that time. Because both the time (compared to the time taken for the Earth to rotate once about its axis) and the distance covered relative to the surface of the Earth (compared to the circumference of the Earth) are short, we find that we get almost identical answers if we (a) model the Earth as a flat, stationary surface and (b) if we modeled it properly using a more sophisticated rotating ellipsoid of revolution. So, we may as well benefit from the simplification in this particular example by using the simpler model. Needless to say, you must be very sure that the differences are indeed negligible, and engineers therefore also make a point of stating that they made this simplification when they write a report or academic paper. On the other hand, if you are developing an inertial navigation system that is intended to be used to navigate an aircraft over a distance of a few thousand kilometers and/or where the aircraft is going to be airborne for a few hours, you definitely cannot ignore the shape and rotation of the Earth anymore, so you cannot make the flat earth simplification. It is therefore very unlikely that you will see a reference to a "flat Earth" in a journal paper about inertial navigation, but you may see it in a paper about aircraft flying or handling qualities.

[@Mandelbrot_Set]

The proposal that flat earthers are obsessed with was intended for simulating aircraft around an airport for air traffic controller training.

[@Kyrelel]

Every NASA document says "assume a flat earth" - meaning "it's not flat, but let's pretend that it is" It literally says the exact opposite of that flerfs claim it says :/

[@medicallyunexplainedsymptoms]

In NASA 1207, it also says assume that the mass of the aircraft is constant and the aircraft if rigid. A completely rigid aircraft would rattle itself apart very quickly. No flerfer has ever tried to debunk the maths in that document, though. The maths that relies on a lot of differential calculus where dt reduces to 0. Oddly, if dt (that's change in time (delta-t), if there are any flerfers having this read to them) is reduced to 0 (as is done in differential calculus), how much does the Earth rotate in 0t? How much would the Earth's curve be passed over in 0t? How much will the mass change in 0t? Etc.

[@synthetic240]

That's way too complicated for flat earthers that can only understand simple words like "flat, non-rotating Earth". They have no idea what the context is or what it means because the literally don't understand what it says. So they ignore it and claim victory because "NASA says da earth iz flat guyz!"

[@Mandelbrot_Set]

An aircraft of constant mass would use no fuel.

[@agent475816]

He must have thought that because his physics exam in college said "ignore air resistance" that concludes that there is no air in real life.

[@Elriuhilu]

He thought it meant that you just keep going when the air says "no, please stop, I don't want to."

[@steve3291]

KDC looks and sounds insane. My conclusion is that he is insane. Searching for single words in patents - 25,593 patents have monster in them so monsters are real. Good job Planarwalk.

[@andrewrumayar3103]

As far as I know, you can patent anything for any reason. It doesn't have to actually work, make sense, or a good idea, as long as you want to pay for it, you can patent it. Someone look up if that dude patented those Pet Rocks in the 80s.

[@chimchu3232]

@@andrewrumayar3103 I don't believe so, I think a patent has to be on an innovation or exclusive design, it can't exactly just be anything.

[@andrewrumayar3103]

@@chimchu3232 you can patent anything, machines, food, clothes, artistic design etc. It's intellectual property protection for anything you deem unique (and usually you envisage making money out of) as you said, and that's pretty much it. A patent can't be 100% the same as one that is already filed. Eg. Coca cola and Pepsi. Essentially the same but there are differences. As for innovation, if you mean something different, then sure, but if you mean something that improves the quality of life, then no; there are thousands of things that have no practical applications or benefit, examples are many medical "quackery" inventions. Happy to be proven wrong.

[@KoRntech]

@@chimchu3232 Ya there are many parents to useless ideas impractical ideas like The Hyperloop, Thunderf00t obliterated that Musk idea he'd taken from the 19th century.

[@Mandelbrot_Set]

There are patents for artificial gravity and anti-gravity generators. That proves that you don't need a working prototype.

[@Mr_OoOsH]

The look on this guys face generally, it tells us all we need to know. “NASA LIES” also “NASA SAYS ITS FLAT” 🤔 I have never understood how they don’t see what they’re saying with this.

[@web2871]

Honestly he comes across as having a laugh. The sillier the thing he says is, the more he cracks and grins.

[@Goldsthar]

No joke

[@Mr_OoOsH]

@@web2871 yes but also the sign of a crazy man.

[@kellydalstok8900]

@@web2871 could be smugness

[@Mr_OoOsH]

@@kellydalstok8900 I reckon the only thing to finish his look off would be a strong Aussie accent, nothing against Aussies but his face needs Aussie man’s voice.

[@TimelyAbyss]

Patent examiner here : just because someone managed to get a patent doesn’t mean their invention actually works!

[@MightyMattTM]

I love when a flerf says “here look at this citation!” And then the citation completely disagrees with them.

[@widicamdotnet]

... AND it's a citation from an organization that they habitually dismiss as constantly lying!

[@synthetic240]

@@widicamdotnet And it's from documents that they want to pretend they've dredged up from a locked and hidden basement somewhere at great risk to life and limb... but they're publically available archival documents that were scanned and put up online for anyone to read. They weren't hidden or secret at all.

[@digital0785]

i was going back and forth the other day about 3d scanning tech with someone .. and he posts and article and literally the last paragraph is exactly what i had been saying the whole time and i'm like congrats you played yourself .. then he called me a king liar because i'm trying to deceive everyone .. I'm like I literally just copied and pasted something from the article YOU posted LOL which states that accuracy =/= resolution lol

[@khandimahn9687]

Funny what happens when you look at the whole document, and not half a sentence.

[@ReValveiT_01]

Yup. We call this 'doing a Gleem'. He's "famous" for it.

[@JasonVorce]

That dude FOR SURE has human body parts in his freezer.

[@ST21phil07]

Probably his brain

[@BlazeSLK]

He looks so crazy

[@numbnutz9398]

Specifically heads. Freezer full of heads.

[@JasonVorce]

@@numbnutz9398 I was gonna say dicks but heads works too 😆

[@BaronVonQuiply]

@@numbnutz9398 Toes. Nothing but toes.

[@Philter-Coffee]

I like his plane argument, it makes me laugh at how it would look if it were the case. The thought of a kid rolling a ball forward on a moving plane and his friend stops it, but when his friend rolls it back, it's going faster than a major league baseball pitch.

[@coyoteboy5601]

I started a Non-turbulent Society last summer, but had to put it down when my house was destroyed by a tornado and I lost all my evidence.

[@fordprefect9296]

Hahahaha 👍

[@davidsmith7653]

lol

[@maxmac7845]

Bob's quote should include his following words after he says "We found that we were picking up a fifteen degree per hour drift", he then states, "We obviously were not willing to accept that". Flat earthers logic right there. Laughing boy demonstrates this perfectly.

[@erikjrn4080]

Good old Bob was completely right, though. They did pick up a fifteen degree per hour drift, and it is obvious that flerfers aren't willing to accept evidence. He has made two correct claims, and nobody can take that away from him!

[@evilsizer4428]

Another thing I noticed: He claimed the flight time from the east coast to the west was "minutes apart" from flying west to east, DiSpRoViNg the globe, when in fact east to west is roughly an hour longer because of air currents. Conclusion: he's even lying about looking up flight times.

[@kamil4151]

I never thought this was possible, but this guy makes CC sound like a sane, fully functioning adult.

[@richardthackeray6179]

That’s because CC looks and sounds like he’s having a mental breakdown, in his kitchen, at 2am, after a heavy session, because Sandra left and took the kids

[@bobblum5973]

Egads, just think about putting the two of them in a -padded- room together... they'd implode with nonsense!

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

I think he definitely has some cognitive issues, and will probably believe any nonsense. Quick, sell him some insurance.

[@Orkid_Orchid]

@@paulmurgatroyd6372 this man would definitely buy volcano insurance, and then double down and sell it to others because he can't be wrong

[@Jfen79]

CC takes the crazy cake all for himself, I absolutely hate when he tries to sound philosophical " where is the dome? What's it made of? Can we sniff it after we scratch it? Does it smell like shnaws berries? We don't know, these are answers they should be telling us"

[@user-me7iw6ft8z]

Thanks Bob.

[@johns1625]

I love they way they always exclaim how the Earth is SPINNING OVER 1 THOUSAND MILES PER HOUR when it's literally spinning half as fast as an hour hand on a clock. They both can't comprehend rotational speed AND the immense size of the Earth at the same time. 😂

[@Poyni]

So because in my physics assignments it says things like "assume no air resistance, frictionless surface, light inextensible string, no resistance in the wire, fully elastic collision" that means that all those things are really describing reality exactly as it is

[@FuryPilot]

Exactly! The document argument really irks me as I've used some of those NASA documents. They also assume rigid bodies, constant mass, constant temperatures etc., yet someone with no experience reading or using those documents happily ignores those non-realistic assumptions. Hell, I've had a flat earther tell me I was reading those documents wrong.

[@Mandelbrot_Set]

The one that flat earthers obsess on is an out of date proposal for a mathematical model/software that they could never comprehend.

[@synthetic240]

@@FuryPilot You were reading them wrong; you paid attention to the context and didn't zero in on the only words that matter to a flat earther: "a flat, non-rotating Earth". The rest of the document might as well be in Chinese for all these dingdongs care.

[@Kualinar]

I've seen that in my physics courses, first week of the first semester. It was always preceded with «For simplicity, we assume...». With a strong emphasis on the «For simplicity» part.

[@pretzelbomb6105]

@@Kualinar You don't even need to go to college for that. I had textbooks in high, middle, and probably elementary school too telling me to ignore air resistance. By the logic he's using, the atmosphere is a psyop.

[@marvinko6610]

This Caleb guy had big serial killer energy

[@wishiwasaneet26816]

Really oozing that uncanny valley feeling.

[@shaggyplays5210]

Or cult leader

[@Mart77]

@@shaggyplays5210 Well flerfing is a cult and all those video guys are trying to lead their micro-groups

[@filipe.sm31]

@@shaggyplays5210 maybe both

[@Fuzzleberry]

Glad to see I'm not the only one thinking this.

[@leob6534]

Dude has insanity burned into his eyes.

[@Γιώργος-ε3τ]

The way he looks constantly at the face of the camera with wide open eyes and rarely blinking creeps me out

[@RustyWalker]

The flerthers that he lost are probably trying to use some celestial navigation to find their way back. Any day now .. .. or now .... .. Okay, time to call the Coastguard.

[@freddan6fly]

All flerfs are always lost, in all the meanings of the word.

[@Lucian_Andries]

Coastguard?? Pffffff, I started a party! If only he got lost too..........

[@markcostello5120]

Make sure they check the South Pole. On second thought they don't want to go there..

[@frocat5163]

No need to waste the Coast Guard's time...

[@kevinmccarthy2793]

I so want to be rich, solely so I can afford a long distance yacht so I can challenge flat Earthers to go for two rides: New York to Lisbon and Rio to Luderitz Namibia. Which are about the same distance apart on a globe, but Rio/Luderitz would be 3 times the distance on a flat Earth. Someday... maybe.

[@muskyoxes]

"I got so excited seeing the word 'firmament' that i couldn't even bring myself to read the paragraph the magic word was in"

[@timmick6911]

@JTLYK IXOYE You are using the wrong formula in the wrong way. Question....Do you a have an accurate flat earth map? Can you explain how eclipses work? If not why not?

[@timmick6911]

@JTLYK IXOYE Your formula is for a parabola. Please provide me a map.

[@timmick6911]

@JTLYK IXOYE The formula you used is close enough but it isn't "official". You also don't take height into account nor the distance from the observer and assume that the snow line is at exactly 1500 ft the whole way.

[@muskyoxes]

@JTLYK IXOYE My own eyes have never seen a 40 mile snowline that holds a constant elevation accurate to a couple hundred feet. That sounds really pretty. Once that happens, we'd have to start measuring stuff, with margins of error and all that

[@vanbatim5906]

Let me help everyone out, @jtlykixoye6742 is stupid. I don't get into discussions with flerths. They're stupid.

[@matthull6418]

Planarwalk actually showing the source materials and putting the full context on each to show the lack of understanding is what is so often missed by these debunking videos.

[@JohnSmith-ux3tt]

The real problem is he can't think. Scale, 3D, math and logic are beyond him.

[@mrxmry3264]

everything that requires brain activity is beyond him.

[@mrxmry3264]

@JTLYK IXOYE "The official Globe curve formula for earth is 8 inches per mile squared." that is bullshit and you know it. gotta lie to flerf. that formula describes a parabola, not a circle, and that's why it is useless. only flattards try to use it when they try and fail to debunk the globe. but you can't debunk the truth, especially not with lies, so why do you flattards keep trying?

[@timmick6911]

@JTLYK IXOYE Got a map?

[@timmick6911]

@JTLYK IXOYE Do your own research. Now where can I find a flat earth map?

[@mrxmry3264]

@JTLYK IXOYE you flerfs had even longer than globers to create an accurate map of the world, because people believed that the earth was flat long before some smart guys figured out that the earth is a sphere. so where is your map?

[@Dmacxxx77]

I like how he cherry picks the laws of physics that he thinks support his claims.

[@Kyrelel]

He's just repeating what other flerfs have said. I doubt he has ever had an original thought in his life.

[@carmineg]

2nd law of thermodynamics? 👍💯 1st law of motion? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[@Kualinar]

And quote mine for some key phrases that he believe support his claims. As for thinking... He don't possess the prerequisite.

[@kwiknkleen]

They cherry pick everything. Random sentences from several documents supports their theory.

[@tonygreenfield7820]

Does he realise that cherries are round, not flat 😀

[@Mozart4000]

Any Flatearther can explain why the earth cannot be a sphere. But there is nobody who can explain how everything works with a pizza.

[@Godric_71]

Mmmmmmm, pizza. It just works.

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

@@Godric_71 16 times the pepperoni

[@philliph8991]

Oh but u havent heard of pizzagate ;)

[@Godric_71]

@TheModdedwarfare3 Yes please.

[@Godric_71]

@@philliph8991 I think i got a coupon for them in the mail.

[@0x777]

With kids like him I always feel like I should say "Yes dear, mommy is proud of you, now go play and stop bothering the adults".

[@glennpearson9348]

Two things where flat earthers almost always fail: 1. Thinking in and understanding problems in three dimensions; and 2. Understanding how inertial reference frames work. What I find especially egregious about Casey's...err...Caleb's presentation is that he does so with the utmost confidence, smugness, and with a $hit-eating grin. Here's one thing where flat earthers almost always lead the pack, and Casey...err...Caleb is no exception: Cherry Cherry Cherry Cherry Cherry

[@TrickOrRetreat]

🍒 👍🏿

[@wizardsuth]

3. Understanding the concept of scale.

[@TrickOrRetreat]

@@wizardsuth scale distance size etc etc 🤗

[@glennpearson9348]

@@wizardsuth They definitely have an issue with scale, too; scales of size, distance, and time. Young earth creationists suffer the same malady.

[@IC1101-Capinatator]

Cherrypicking!

[@andrewrumayar3103]

He's the epitome of "ignorance is bliss"

[@glennpearson9348]

Until his thousands of empty-headed followers show up. Then, his ignorance is harmful.

[@RocketboyX]

More like Just Say No to Drugs.

[@erikblaas5826]

I very much agree to the above statements.

[@davidg4288]

"Ignorance is bliss" until reality smacks you in the face!

[@miraqen7801]

Ignorance, narcissism, and illiteracy. These are the perfect ingredients to create the gullible few. But, Professor Utonium accidentally added another ingredient: "Flat Earth Conspiracy" And thus, The Flattius Earthicus beings were born!

[@billytaylor6604]

Back in Middle-School Algebra I ALL calculations use constant speed, no resistances, etc. to make the calculations easier for students new to the subject.

[@dennisklaes9509]

"My followers are lost, they find me" Yep, definitely not a cult speech "you gotta go sooo high"" Thats what i thought 🤣

[@Sableagle]

Funnily enough, I have an Illluminaughtii video about the MAGA cult open in another tab and that line would fit in her video perfectly.

[@jimmypee8404]

Bro, I've been smoking weed for 20 years and never got so baked that my brain fell out. This guy is just stupid.

[@dennisklaes9509]

@@jimmypee8404 totally agree, he is just an shithole, i know that. I was just referring to his sentence, i couldn't resist though 😉

[@meloney]

​@Sableagle that illuminaughti? I hope you know what she has done- I'd recommend to not watch her, she's absolutly crazy and abusive all documented and proven :/

[@planetearth2249]

The classic 15 degree per hour drift. Thanks Bob.

[@earendilthemariner5546]

It will never not be funny. $20k spent to prove yourself wrong. Lmfao

[@RogueWraith909]

@@earendilthemariner5546 I'd rather do that and learn something than do that and continue to ignore my own results like Bob has...

[@chrisantoniou4366]

@@RogueWraith909 Flat Earther and learn are not two words you will ever find in one sentence.

[@MrVelociraptor75]

That's right @Planet Earth, you just keep on spinning ;)

[@planetearth2249]

@@MrVelociraptor75 Indeed!

[@chainlink4241]

If I had a dollar for every time I heard, "The heliocentric model completely violates the second law of thermodynamics"...

[@autumnbailey543]

This man’s eyes alone trigger my flight or fight response. I’ve seen chatbots act more human than this guy

[@Eric-je9df]

That’s called cognitive dissonance

[@mynameisray]

The part that really gets my goat is all of the things people can do to see things like curvature for themselves. All of the claims they make of things you can't do, which you can, they are unwilling to do. I guess the thought of being proved wrong is too much for them to handle. You can take an edge of space flight in a Mig-29 up to 70,000 feet and see the curvature, it's a bit expensive, but their is one guy who claims to be a millionaire, yet hasn't even attempted this. You can buy a ride on Virgin Galactic, again it's expensive, but it can be done. You can charter a plane to fly over the Antarctic circle, which they claim you can't do, yet none of them are willing to do it. You can visit Antarctica, sure it's a fair bit of paperwork, and you're escorted because they don't want people just going off aimlessly. Getting help there is incredibly hard. Yet not a single one has done it. Now again, these are all somewhat expensive to do, but if they really want proof they could start a gofundme and have other flat Earth kids donate to try and make something happen. They can recreate the experiment of bouncing a laser off the reflectors on the moon, but refuse. They have all of these options to go out and either prove themselves right or wrong, and yet not a single one of them will bother doing any of these. Funny that, I guess when you know beyond a shadow of a doubt you'll be proven wrong you don't tend to want to do that something.

[@hansignals9593]

The whole point of being a flaturd (and also many other ‘crackpots’) is to create a KZbin video so utterly ridiculous that sceptics are attracted to them to debunk their content. It’s a win win situation, we watch the sceptics (click click) and then go to the idiots to find out for ourselves (click click) how bat shit crazy they are, and we generate income for both sides!🤪

[@JacoDeltaco]

when you are wrong the brain can just chose to forget

[@Chris-hx3om]

A flat-Earth debunker who's a pilot who lives in Perth has offered to pay for a Flat Earther to fly from, I think, Melbourne to Cape Town and as that takes them over Antarctica they can see Antarctica for themselves. Wolfie6020 is the guy...

[@RobFarley74]

I've said before I'd get involved in a pay per view to reality show to get a ship full of flat earthers attempting to find the ice wall.

[@daverowland9577]

Watching Kaleb reading the text at 9:58 is hilarious. He is reading words but he has no clue what they mean.

[@unnamedenemy9]

he *literally* only cares that the word "firmament" is used, because that's the word *he* uses for a dome. The fact that it just means the sky outside of specific biblical cosmology is lost on people like him.

[@simond.455]

That reminds me of when QE was trying to debunk Bob the Science Guy's claim that QE was bad at cherry picking, and his sources destroyed him just like Bob said they would. Good work, Planarwalk!

[@jquest99]

It’s so funny when flat earthers mention thermodynamics when they understand nothing about it.

[@davidsmith7653]

Religious apologists do that too. They think that the laws of entropy defeat evolution. They understand neither of course.

[@CVM222VOLT]

Being an older man .... This video shows exactly why I can talk to a young person for 5 min and walk away with little hope for the future of man kind. I then can come upon another young person and within 5 min of conversation have faith again that the future looks bright. You can imagine which one the flat earthier represents in my scenario. 😂

[@foppishdilletaunt9911]

Personal incredulity and gullibility are the only legal tender in Flerfenomics. Dudeboy has a 15 pound face on a 10 pound head.

[@darthwiizius]

And a brain from a 99p shop.

[@darkiee69]

@@darthwiizius From the dumpster behind the 99p store.

[@darthwiizius]

@@darkiee69 I think the rats got at it.

[@RogueWraith909]

@@darthwiizius He's got less brain cells than a dead ameoba.

[@darthwiizius]

@@RogueWraith909 He does have the whole "just been frontal lobotomised" look about him, I think the surgeon left his tools in for a prank, we should get him to jump up and down to see if his head sounds like a baby's rattle.

[@neon-rust]

If the Earth actually was flat and not spinning, would those documents include the disclaimer "flat and non-rotating Earth"? No, they wouldn't.

[@crockagaterx5996]

He missed the most obvious weather control device: Cobra Commander and Destro's Weather Dominator. Why does everyone ignore this technology?

[@Godric_71]

Talking about the plane trip from California to New York, it's like a fly being in your car while you're driving. It can fly around the inside of the car normally. That doesn't mean that it is flying at the same speed as the car. That would be a very tired fly.

[@nomenclature9373]

Any of us sitting stationary in car going say 65 mph (or metric equivalent) with an annoying fly buzzing around at normal speed of around 5 mph. 1+1=3 so the conclusion is the critter is flying around inside at 65 mph. Cue opening car windows. [ a few moments later... ] Cue windows closing, no more annoying fly.

[@billomeagain]

Hmm. You're using the ground to reference the car's speed, why would the reference change for the fly's speed? The fly has basically the same speed as the car.(+/- 7 km/h)

[@guyman1570]

@@billomeagain Sarcasm. Those were sarcastic comments by the way.

[@billomeagain]

@@guyman1570 from this text alone, there is no way to be certain.

[@blueredingreen]

I don't think anyone would look twice if Kaleb, in his typical tone and with the music in the background, were to be like "... and that's why I killed all those people". He just has that sort of energy.

[@jongoffinet8511]

Agree! Definitely serial killer vibes🤡

[@OR56]

Your name and profile gave me a brain aneurysm

[@johncalvin6124]

Well, he has a heavenly role model: "they were not like me so i drowned them"

[@brucethen]

His second plane citation included "Rigid body of constant mass", planes flex in flight and use fuel. I have even seen a documentary on Concorde, where the cockpit was shown with the plane on the ground and there was a tiny gap between the body of the aircraft and the instrument panel, probably a couple of mm. In flight, the pilot was able to put his hand in the gap due to heat expansion.

[@nickryan3417]

KDC is one of those people that somehow makes otherwise non-violent people think violent thoughts. That's quite a skill, and other other than lying is probably his only skill.

[@OrgaNik_Music]

13:09 - Okay, so... if "they just hope you won't go reading 'em", why would they publish the documents at all?

[@mangojulie123]

Yeah, his line there had me laughing out loud but for a different reason. Flerfboy fulfilled the prophesy as he himself certainly didn't go reading 'em. 😁

[@chrisantoniou4366]

@@mangojulie123 Yep, irony on many levels... 😂

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

I mean, to be fair, what fucking nerd would read patents in their free time?

[@robertcampbell6349]

"Thanks Bob". That never gets old.

[@OnASeasideMission]

This one's expression makes CC look normal.

[@blakewalker84120]

Excellent video. I especially appreciated your occasional impersonations of Sci Man Dan as a nod to him having you on his channel as a guest host. Well done.

[@P4rz1va1]

As soon as he brings up planes, I know he's about to misunderstand conservation of momentum.

[@fart3312]

It always cracks me up how cocky these people are when they are voluntarily and publicly humiliating themselves

[@timmick6911]

@JTLYK IXOYE I've seen ships disappear over the horizon. I've never seen an accurate flat earth map nor any explanation of how eclipses work.

[@Espartanica]

@JTLYK IXOYE Spamming the same thing over and over doesn't change how each and every time it's disproven with ease.

[@Espartanica]

@JTLYK IXOYE It doesn't matter how many people believe something, that doesn't make it true. And considering all you guys do is make things up, or refuse to acknowledge the things that make you wrong, and then act like you must be right because you cherry pick things without context or understanding. Millions of people are not realizing fraud, they are simply being misled by people trying to push a narrative for the sake of being right, ignoring all the many reasons why they are proven wrong at every turn. Here is one question for you: If the earth is flat, why don't we all see the sun at the same time, just from different points in the sky, and why does it set at different times across the world?

[@Espartanica]

@JTLYK IXOYE You say our side is the one using insults and such but your side loves to do that. And you have yet to answer my question. If Antarctica is the center of the flat plane and the sun revolves around it why do different parts of the earth see night when others see day? Why can't we see the sun despite it being up there above us?

[@Espartanica]

@JTLYK IXOYE Also, here's an easy way to disprove your real observation: The sun DOES set in the arctic. There's months where there's no sunlight. The earth's axis of rotation is actually not completely perpendicular to its orbit around the sun and so some months Antarctica is pointed slightly more towards the sun and some months it's pointed slightly away. Disprove the real observation that the sun sets for long periods of time in the arctic.

[@anserbauer309]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what a Ray Comfort accent sounds like when it's been connected to a functioning brain! Lovin' your work, Planarwalk!

[@ivanpetrov5255]

What? Ray Comfort is a New Zealander?

[@anserbauer309]

@@ivanpetrov5255 No. He's a religious fundamentalist who traded his kiwi status for American citizenship and the promise of $$$ to spout nonsense to the eternally credulous.

[@ivanpetrov5255]

@Anser Bauer I thought he was an American nutjob with an accent. Didn't know he was an imported nutjob. And of course, it's for the $$$ - he has admitted to believing in only parts of his holy book. Talk about cherry picking 😆

[@dvdkolk]

@@ivanpetrov5255 yes

[@ThatIsALakeSir]

a shitty brain to be exact

[@andrewrumayar3103]

Hearing is to listening, as reading is to comprehension.

[@bobblum5973]

Kaleb is neither listening nor comprehending... 🙄🤦‍♂️

[@PBeringer]

What? 😜

[@andrewrumayar3103]

@@PBeringer i said... 📣HEARING IS TO LISTENING... 🙃

[@bobblum5973]

@@PBeringer Exactly! 🤪

[@PBeringer]

@@bobblum5973 Haha! I think he might hear "what?" quite often. On a serious level, this Kaleb bloke is genuinely frightening. I can't help but imagine him with that crazy look on his face, and his insane pinned pupils, being dragged out of a courtroom and off to gaol in front of the press, grinning like he'd just won something. That scenario just suits him far too well for comfort ... yikes.

[@TheOmen187]

I had some flerf come up with that document a while a go on Facebook. This was during a discussion on a astronomy group. Now, English is not nearly close to my main language. And I have just about zero knowledge about aircrafts and whatsoever. Yet I went ahead, read the document. And immediately understood that the document stated multiple times that tests where being performed on aircrafts to have better understanding of aerodynamics of an aircraft. On a flat, stationary plane. This base is used on every equation on that document. And clearly says it's for testing purposes and simplified in every way possible to have better understandings. The discussion ended and he blocked me as soon as I showd him what I concluded of that document.

[@rdear]

There’s no way he’s not trolling. He’s got very big “you mad, bro” energy.

[@chrisantoniou4366]

His expression, the stare, and the lack of blinking tell me he's psychotic and someone to steer well clear of in real life.

[@princegobi5992]

Yeah he’s acting like it’s a long bit

[@joseraulcapablanca8564]

That was good fun. Not sure that Dan is going to appreciate you starting the non turbulent atmosphere society on his channel. But they can’t hide the truth forever. Thanks Planar walk and keep up the good work.

[@ninomitchell2039]

To the cali-ny flights, I can verify they are similar. I live in Pittsburgh (I know, not new York, close enough for the sake of argument) and went to LA a couple years ago and I'll give him the differences in fight times, to LA and back, were negligible. What he, and others, fail to take into account are what I like to call the "transit falicy" (just made the term up, don't @ me) where all forms of transit are pressurized enough that the forward momentum from the vehicle moving doesn't affect you unless you turn, or start going up or down. Proof inertia does still affect you in an enclosed vehicle: turn your car, do you stay upright? No, you keep going the direction you were until the car basically pushes you wherever the "new forward" is.

[@brucedavis1803]

Yeah that guy is delusional

[@hreader]

Yes, I thought he looked a bit manic. Needs help, definitely.

[@revenevan11]

@@hreader I agree, it's really sad to see and I hope he can get the psychological help he seems to need.

[@JoeBob79569]

Yea, it seems that this guy is just scanning the documents for keywords that he likes, as opposed to actually reading the documents. But damn, he looks to be a bit scary-crazy with that mad smile, like someone that would chase you around with an axe, screaming and laughing manically. I hope he's on some kind of watch list.

[@rocketrabble6737]

Now I'm on the warpath. Who threw my garden shed into my neighbour's garden if the atmosphere is non-turbulent? Hmmm? My neighbour is no.1 on my list of suspects!

[@Eutolicos]

For someone whose greatest educational achievement was learning to read, it can be quite difficult to read scientific texts. Models are important! SO important that one can and is allowed to resort to extreme over-implifications in order to gain initial insights.

[@c.augustin]

That's engineering 101: Know what you can safely ignore (because its influence is minute and overshadowed by other influences).

[@treadingtheboards2875]

Great video SciManPlan, from across the Tasman. Look forward to more, saw the sequel to this video this morning, that guy needs serious help.

[@chromonym]

“but these new documents that I found last night on the CIA’s website… is gonna surprise you, probably” is the most pitiful sentence I’ve ever heard

[@jamesstaggs4160]

Karl Urban deserves way more credit as an actor. I'm not a Trekkie but I did watch the "rebooted" films and Karl was the only person to actually try and play the same character that was in the 60s tv show and he did a great job. Wasn't in it nearly enough. Every film I've seen him in he was pretty great.

[@CD_Character]

Billy Butcher.

[@markhackett2302]

He also really played Dredd.

[@CD_Character]

And let's not mention his appearances on Xena.

[@benduhova1643]

He was awesome as Dredd

[@mirzarazak6170]

Silence bot

[@channingdeadnight]

Surprisingly I haven't seen that rock in New Mexico. Throughout my life I've actually been to almost every single desert in the US, but I guess I missed that one. people often scoff at deserts for many reasons, yet if you can ignore the brutal temperatures they are some of the most beautiful places on earth.

[@stanleyhape8427]

Isn't that where they filmed the moon landing?

[@higueraft571]

@@stanleyhape8427 Nah that was beyond the 3rd Icewall btw it's flat and walls all the way down, also JFK is there, he's hooked up to the Golden Throne like Emps from 40k

[@christiancasaverdepertica1802]

@@stanleyhape8427 That was the initial idea, but they hired Stanley Kubrick and he insisted on filming on site

[@rysacroft]

In Caleb's case the expression, "Never judge a sausage by it's skin" is totally apt!

[@vinnyganzano1930]

Always good to see a sensible New Zealander in videos can't help thinking that his flat earth advocate in this video has to read plenty of test results in school saying D and F, oh and of course almost forgot the obligatory "Thanks Bob"👍

[@professorlegacy]

This Kaleb guy looks like he'd have a twinkling glint in his eyes and a bright smile on his face as he burns your house to the ground and explains to you that "Kanye West makes several good points" while he did it 😶

[@rocketrabble6737]

Anyone who thinks that, that is an axe on a tree, would have to conclude that a creature large enough to wield that axe, wouldn't need an axe!

[@TheSpiffyBiscuits]

Haha! “Why hasn’t a Non Turbulent Atmosphere Society turned up?” Brilliant

[@unknowndane4754]

I must say, I did not expect to hear "Rowan from Viva La Dirt League" mentioned here. Cheers Dan

[@Zakkrifice]

That was unexpected and amazing!

[@nailguncrouch1017]

That sh*ts dingo.

[@sirweebs2914]

Thanks, Bob.

[@wings31]

This is the kind of flat earther that worries me. Like I fully expect him up in a Bell Tower one day.

[@HalfEye79]

It kind of makes sense, that he pressed all of this into one video, when he thinks, he would get banned shortly after that video.

[@adamgardiner5869]

Oh god this is the crossover I didn't know I needed! Love Sciman love Planarwalk yayyy!

[@darkiee69]

Look in his eyes, there's nothing there. The light is on, there's no one home, the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

[@jerenoize]

😂😂😂😂

[@MultiRationalThinker]

I prefer Blackadder's way of putting it - "The eyes are open, the mouth moves but Mister Brain has long since departed ..."

[@Sableagle]

The hamster got the Green Flu.

[@glenecollins]

A lot of phones nowadays have gyrocompasses in them, they rely on the spin of the earth to determine north and south. The gyroscopes in modern phones are actually good enough nowadays to determine your latitude (within a bit of error) by measuring the plane of rotation when it is set down on something that isn’t moving relative to the earth.

[@0LoneTech]

This would surprise me. Phones are known for picking small sensors, not accurate ones, and besides you speak of simulating a gyrocompass, not having one. I took a few quick readings on this device and found one gyroscope axis had a bias of about 5mrad/s while the noise was about 2mrad/s. Earth's spin is two orders of magnitude lower. So that bit of error might be a tad optimistic. It is kind of funny to note an Analog Devices article on gyroscopes mentioning how chasing stability tends to be a fool's errand because Earth rotating makes such a big difference; it certainly is a factor. Direct quote: "There is little point looking for good bias stability in such a gyro, as small rotations of the gyro through the Earth’s field of gravity will result in huge errors due to g and g² sensitivity." That was in a context where instruments tend to be moving, so the stationary scenario you describe is absolutely plausible. I did find several apps advertised as gyro compass, but they were using the magnetometers (which in turn normally require calibration, whereas an actual gyrocompass is rather absolute, and gives true north besides). I've been thoroughly nerd sniped. May possibly wind up running a real experiment.

[@glenecollins]

@@0LoneTech my IPhone 12 Pro Max has one I think all the modern iPhones do because they have MagSafe, as far as I know a lot of modern android models do as well. I think they cheat by using the gyroscope, and the accelerometer. Mine does report in 0.1 mrad intervals however the noise is an order of magnitude larger. The response time in pure gyrocompass mode is pretty slow.

[@DannyNorthover-r4l]

I love the video where he says “ next I’ll be debunking gravity using science”…… the sheer amount of arrogant hubris to say that sentence itself defies the laws of physics

[@ryuStack]

Game devs: Well, casting rays from the light sources would be too expensive, because only a small fraction of them would hit the camera. Let's cast the rays from the camera then. This guy: Oh it's confirmed, the light source don't produce light! Our eyes and cameras do!

[@thetryingscotsman4065]

20 grand to debunk himself 🤣🤣 thanks Bob

[@anzaca1]

As a fellow New Zealander/Kiwi, I apologise on behalf of my country for this man. We have our crazies, like every country.

[@Marine_Veteran_Vegan_Gamer]

When my friends and I are playing a new game and they don't understand something, I always yell at them. "Reading is fundamental!" Lol

[@danhitchcock727]

The spinning at 1000mph claim annoys me. It spins at half the speed of the hour hand on a clock or watch. Do they really think that's going to throw you off into 'non-existent' space.

[@40g33k]

They don't understand scale, and can't think in 3 dimensions.

[@danhitchcock727]

@@40g33k It's crazy. I'm no scientist and wouldn't even say I'm above average intelligence, but their arguments are ridiculous. The 'vanishing point' with perspective thing annoys me as well, understandable if you're talking about something the size of a person, but they're saying a whole planet vanishes after the horizon and you can't see it because of perspective! It's nuts.

[@brucethen]

When he was reading the CIA documents, it was quite obvious that he had no clue what he was reading and was just jumping on the word firmament

[@annaschofield]

I M a member of the non turbulent atmosphere society. We like to be referred to as nonturbulers. NASA firmly supports our position- dang I can’t do this without laughing 😂 great show planarwalk!!

[@nomenclature9373]

Imagine a nonturbuler debunking viral videos of sudden turbulence on a passenger plane. Nonturbuler rides plane, umm lets say to FE convention, records perceived flat horizon along the way plus random shots inside the plane, normal flight, experiences no turbulence. Proclaims earth flat, all videos of passenger plane turbulence are Hollywood produced using crisis actors. On return trip ends up in hospital because of not wearing seatbelt when plane hit a pocket of turbulence.

[@misterjoerg8086]

Minor correction: Planarwalk is OUR favourite New Zealander.

[@gorporpio]

These people need a little geology and physics. Of course, they'll have to show up for basic arithmetic class first. Unbelievable ignorance.

[@cjsebes]

That guy is cherry picking so much information, he can open up a pie shop.

[@alexschlessman5355]

This guy's claim that he's going to keep reading documents.... hey buddy you obviously didn't read them. Try actually reading them for a change

[@SilverSlayer]

Who made the dome? Cavemen built this giant dome with their sticks and rocks? Or was it the dinosaurs? How was this massive dome covering the earth created before humans even existed?

[@DaveJonesActor]

“THAT’S NOT CONTROLLING THE WEATHER BUDDY!!” gave me massive hbomberguy vibes and I’m *all for* that 😄