Jordan Jensen is a Monster | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 126

[@troisharp9703]

Love when the guest leans more into Steebees weirdness and Jeremiah just has to let it flow while staring in disgust 😂

[@zillionx]

I don't think you have seen ian and Jordan's podcast. It's pure chaos. This is a walk in the park for Jordan

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

​@@zillionxI don't think he was talking about what was more chaotic. Really has nothing to do with his point

[@Jon-fx5vw]

​@@littlewigglemonster7691you must be new to the comment section.

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

@@Jon-fx5vw no his comment just has nothing to do with OPs comment

[@Jon-fx5vw]

That's.. KZbin comments in a nutshell is the point I'm trying to make. Although, this feels more like an expansion of OPs comment. "if you think that was funny, you should see the other podcast she does". It did have something to do with it. Otherwise, it woulda said, "for dinner I had chicken and rice." Which literally has nothing to do with the comment. Also you were rude for no reason. And THATS common among the comments.

[@bigpagla]

Jordan doesn't feel like a guest, she feels like scissor family.

[@drumboarder1]

Because of her Mums?

[@kissthepeter]

Jeremiah is finally the little kid haircut KING 🤴 🙌 👏

[@joshuadewez1536]

Super cuts in full affect

[@capealio]

*effect

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

Best one yet

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

He’s looking very handsome with the new cut. Coolest he’s ever looked 😎

[@capealio]

@@NoVACorpsGaming you must never seen him on kill tony back in the day

[@austinrodriguez2481]

1st time being introduced to Jordan, and I'm an instant fan. She's an open book and is hilarious!

[@ColdBrewLobster]

Wait till you see the spit episode.

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Just hope she never gets too big, bc she had Amy Whinehouse vibes

[@smutleybutcher]

@allensilva, nah she’s too self-aware to go Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse was an anorexic junkie. Jordan keeps herself fit and has a bunch of good friends that take the piss out of her whenever they see her, like the Lrgion of Skanks boys. I feel sorry for her about the way the KOvid fax machine affected her menstrual cycle. The fax machine has affected the health of my family members, especially my younger brothers cause they really, really didn’t need it and it’s made their immune system wonky.

[@Kickboxingenthusiasts]

Check out bein Ian with Jordan. Ian fidance and Jordan have great chemistry, one of my fav pods

[@richardpatterson432]

This has been my favorite episode of scissor bros so far. Jordan is hilarious

[@gingerwaynos]

Finally Jeremiah’s search for a good haircut comes to an end. Nice do dude.

[@NummyScrum]

The "Any high schooler from Florida" look

[@ryanmcteer825]

I was thinking the same. What a ride its been

[@senate2042]

Would be perfect with a rat tail

[@chadbutterfield]

I support this message

[@devinbp9497]

I would say the search continues...

[@ryanfarrington7813]

I am in love with Jordan- I watch being Ian with Jordan all the time and it is such a hilarious podcast. Jordan’s probably one of the funniest female comics out there

[@ryanfarrington7813]

I also think I’d marry her. I’d never break up with you Jordan! … Just saying

[@redlineeliminator7146]

That's like saying the smartest kid on the short bus 🎉 low key

[@mrsgreenonastick]

Steve putting the teeth in for Uber rides is lowkey hilarious.

[@BrothaB910]

Jeremiah staring at the camera while steebie has no filter is hilarious

[@CoolKid_50]

So weird seeing Jeremiah with a good haircut. Looking sharp, my dude! 😎

[@mr.resistance4015]

I literally suggested this haircut to him in the comments a few months back 😂 I'm glad he took my suggestion!

[@Downs-Indroam]

By good you mean naziesque? 😅

[@YourMom3K]

Jordan reminds me of some of my closest friends. I love her to pieces.

[@lefthandedpress]

Oh hell yea! We need a Jordan/Ian ep sometime in the future for the most chaotic shit ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@ParkourHarborside]

Jeremiah is looking more and more like LinusTechTips every day

[@lowercase21]

Except he's not a douche lol jk.

[@shanerollins2518]

She could be a permanent co host the way she just melded in 😂

[@cory4710]

Why was the cheesecake challenge actually hilarious 😂

[@corruptVz]

Jeremiah trying to act through the food poisoning was priceless.

[@H-Vox]

Minus the chewing noises

[@Cyxz666]

the way Steve lights up when Jordan talks about Ian banging dudes 😆

[@SPRfresh]

Great episode! Please get Jordan back on the show as soon as possible. Have a good weekend scissor sibs✂

[@claytenney732]

Literally smoking weed at 7:30 am while they talk shit about me 😂😂❤

[@Jextraterrestrial_Strange]

😂 I didn’t expect that Jordan’s singing voice would give me heavy Moldy Peaches vibes.

[@DEADPOOLKENNEDY]

Just watched the shock collar challenge on Jason's channel. I haven't laughed that hard in years. Steve had me rolling on the floor cry laughing lol. Such a fun episode. Scissors Por Vida!

[@dot_t]

That was epic! LoL 😂

[@TheJBaker3318]

What and who? How can I find please? Share with the class.

[@dot_t]

@@TheJBaker3318 the Jason Ellis Show

[@JohnAquariusPodcast]

⚡ DUDE RELAX ⚡ DUUUDE

[@TheJBaker3318]

@@dot_t thanks 😊

[@SystemofaDowns]

Jordan is the official Scissor Sister now 👍

[@psychedelicvoyager9331]

16:05 when Jeremiah looks directly at the camera when Steve is saying he loves shit😂😂

[@lg7841]

Was pumped to see Jordan was the guest today! I knew she would be a perfect Scissor Sibling!

[@toaztr]

Jordan Jensen makes me want to be a Step brother.

[@BurnoutBushido]

Commit seppuku lmao

[@causewhynot6485]

She makes me wanna be Jim Morrison

[@lookatmyhands2465]

​@@BurnoutBushidodont be a poo c and say the word suicide

[@lazylion420]

she's a New York 4.5 at best but hey whatever tickles your pickles

[@Perfinn]

if she brings up fucking her brother again im gonna have to go

[@shanelawrence308]

Bein Ian with Jordan is the only podcast close to being as unhinged as this. So excited for her on this pod

[@jakesmall3454]

Jeremiah looks good with the fade. Best cut yet

[@QueyBan]

Great guest, and I’d also like to share that I’ve been incorporating the doing scissors thing in my life since like episode 5 and I love what it’s doing for m

[@kingkillagaming]

I love Jordan, she fits right in with the Scissor Bros!

[@shibbylunsford2040]

Jordan was an amazing guest, shoutout to Bein Ian podcast Love you siblings ❤✂️

[@MaTtYMcBlack]

Jordan on Scissor Bros is my fav thing all year

[@mbryant4525]

Jordan Jensen?! FINALLY!

[@jackcoltrane5532]

Such a freakin hilarious episode!!! That challenge was right up Jeremiahs alley, LMFAO!!!! 😂😂😂 And together with the food poisoning, LMAOOOO!!! Oh man, I just LOOOOOVE Ian and Jordan!!! Thanks to Jeremiah I discovered their podcast, will forever be grateful, as they have become some of my favourite humans, along with the Scissor Bros and the Slept King!!! 😍😍😍 Jeremiah and Steebee just comedically mesh so well with Jordan and Ian, truly a match made in heaven!!! 😍

[@samzulfer2107]

Jordan has become one of my top 10 fav comics this year. So fucking funny

[@Churtis_Churner]

Incredible guest. Jordan is awesome

[@tommylikey1722]

Jeremiah finally got the hair cut dialed in!

[@dot_t]

I love Jordan!!! Happy to see her with the Scissor Bros. Funny episode! ❤️✨

[@hiphopfaerie]

How have I not heard of this chick before?? She is HILARIOUS!!!! I need more of her in my life ❤

[@crackthefoundation_]

We need a Steve and Jeremiah x Bein' Ian full crossover with all four of ya This was hilarious love jordan

[@gimmeallthebingbong]

Jeremiah finally landed on the right haircut. Lookin good!

[@Fuzzbikini]

Bein Ian with Jordan has become one of my favorite podcasts, Ian and Jordan are the funniest loony bin escapees😂❤

[@here7036]

Ok three things: Jordan is so good on here and giving off slutty lil snack vibes Jordan and Steve have some real chemistry That first bite of cheesecake by Steve is the first time ive involunatarily laughed out loud in so long lmao

[@soupstheman143]

I wanna fill your eyes and mouth with windex, yet also feel the need to stay 50ft from you at all times.

[@sugaring3921]

I mean this episode is just immediately hilarious😂😭👏

[@capealio]

Her personality makes her so much prettier than she already is

[@impossiblegems]

That’s how people work - joe list isn’t traditionally handsome but if he left his pregnant wife I would ride his face daily

[@capealio]

I can't see your reply

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

Lol, that's one backhanded compliment.

[@capealio]

@@JimNortonsAlcoholism hey, I tried

[@TomSchweda-wx4up]

She's a hottie.

[@Seerthedreamer]

Amazing episode, Jordan rocks and was a great fit for the pod! 4 legends (and Ryan) shout out scissor family!

[@KOSTANZAH]

Stevie doing the👌 after eating the cheesecake had me rolling 😂😂

[@terpoi7345]

Oh wow Jeremiah showed us this episode. Nice cut. Also super hyped for Steebees release. Nice episode bros.

[@Cyxz666]

Jeremiah has more hair styles than a middle schooler trying to find their identity

[@cactusheater7981]

Jordan is a fast scissor sibling✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@Brock_S.]

Have not laughed this hard on this pod for a while. Well done bros

[@DrMctwiddle]

My fav episode so far of Bein Ian is with Stavros. Stavros being a semi- intelligent guy dealing with 2 spazes. His frustration was palpable.

[@normanhathaway2275]

Stav's constant threat of moving it to Patreon was hysterical. Ian so shocked by it.

[@soupstheman143]

I mean if Stavros wasn’t intelligent…that’d be a real rough ride as a human. If you’re gonna look like that you HAVE to be gifted somehow, otherwise…it’s just despair and a profound lack of hope.

[@adamfelt2844]

So excited to see Jordan on this one guys! I love Bein Ian. Haircut is looking good too Jeremiah my man!!! ✂✂✂✂✂✂✂

[@detroitdabber313]

YES!! She is hilarious! Bein Ian with Jordan is one of my favorites. Great guest

[@hopemyers8016]

We are witnesses to history… Jeremiah finding the haircut that’s the one buddy 🙌🏼

[@luket557]

Steve's looking more and more like Bobby every time he takes his shirt off 😂😂

[@evandercaldwell9993]

Oh my god, Jason Statham has reincarnated into a tiger!!! 😮✂

[@latashahowell8090]

Jordan fire this ep lol😊. Jeremiah somber is funny as well😂steebee genuine talent to be awkward is always entertaining

[@willmoffett9929]

Jeremiah is way too wholesome for Jordan haha she's great. Never seen her stand up but I love her podcast.

[@UGZmagazine]

One of the best Scissor Bros guests and episodes in recent memory.

[@sisterstyks1743]

Jordan is really the ultimate guest for this show, I feel like her and Steebee have the same personality but Jordan is more aggressive 🤣

[@robertfrost8264]

1:09:20 I've never seen Jeremiah so miserable and not sell a laugh like that before. Watch his eyes hahahah

[@zachtooill]

15:56 “hello darkness my old friend”

[@jakeolive3220]

OMG YESSSSS ANOTHER PERFECT GUEST FOR SCISSOR BROS 😍😍😍

[@sqauckaa]

Lol Steve as the serious doctor in the seed ad was great.

[@evandercaldwell9993]

This pod is so legendary!!! Jeremiah, you`r really a gift of god for creating this wonderful podcast and just bringing so many funny people together!! Also your other podcast Jeremiah Wonders with all the improv and guests and your Stand Up On The Spot shows!! I always loved you on Kill Tony and it`s just beautiful to see you rising further in the pod and comedyworld and making so many friends while doing so and also having a Beautiful Small Little Family with Your Beautiful Little Healthy Sons! You`re really CRUSHING it and I just want you to know that all Your Efforts are seen and Everything You Do Is Held In High Esteem!! YOUR SPECIAL DADDY WAS SERIOUSLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SPECIALS I`VE EVER SEEN!! I love your style of comedy and all your act-outs and silliness!! It was a really tight special and just PERFECT in my eyes!! I think the special will rise in popularity in the future once more people will start to discover you and start seeing your content!! You`re already Immortal among the Comedy Gods, at least in my book!! I just want you to know that there are people out here that Love You and Appreciate all you do and just Wish You The Very Best In Life!! Keep CRUSHING It Dude!!!! Much Love, Antoine from Switzerland

[@evandercaldwell9993]

And Your Crowdwork specials and Stand Up clips too of course!! 🙂

[@amierose1122]

we need jordan AND ian soon PLEASE!

[@btc16]

Yup she definitely won that cheesecake contest 😂

[@MisterWoes]

Jordan needs to be on Bad Friends! Great episode boys.

[@CarAudioInc]

first time seeing Jordan, she's so awesome

[@18Callahan]

Love Jordan Jensen on the pod !,

[@kassiuh6119]

The cheesecake torture lmao 🤣😳🫣🫣😂😂😂😅😮😢 brutal hahaha

[@gbpackers5578]

Steve…the questions coming out of your mouth are outta this world!! Love it!! 🤣😂🤣

[@Willthethrill19]

Lmfao Jordan’s cheesecake tasting had me rolling 😂. Great episode, great guest!

[@AriMarkShaneKippyFoley]

It's official Jordan is a perfect guest. Adam Ray and Jordan the goat guests of scissor Bros. This is a great challenge. Maybe get something disgusting next time and they have to pretend to love it.

[@jizzle2036]

really look forward to this show every Friday. Love you guys. Love Jordan. ❤️ ✂️ ✂️ ✂️

[@Esopenko]

I’m currently watching and that “allergic” bit was hilarious

[@_Nonplussed]

Hella excited about the new album Steebee!! It’s been a while since you’ve released new music.

[@taylorsterling1106]

This was the golden era, we didn’t know how good we had it. ✂️💔

[@mariacuarenta608]

Lol bring her back already! She was awesome

[@jakecd89]

Just wanna say happy Friday to my scissor siblings. Love you all and wish everyone a happy and fun weekend.

[@Kickboxingenthusiasts]

You too brother!! Your going to kill it today!

[@kawasaki3070]

Just watched the Bein' Ian where Jeremiah was on, so glad this is available to follow up with.

[@TheGoodContent37]

I freaking lost it with the Jeremiah cheesecake wasted acting xD

[@DarkDecimus]

The little "soo sofftt" in the background music during Jeremiah's 2nd bite took me out! Lmao

[@Doomsense]

There's no excuse for Steebees hair. He's making enough money to afford a $17 haircut

[@jobananas3052]

Step brother story is the deepest Jordan Lore.

[@MrJayurbs]

Dang, Jordan CRUSHED freestyling the song!

[@Sals37]

Awesome. Jordan Jensen rocks!

[@beansntoast]

Such a good episode! Love the dynamics between Jordan/Ian and Steebee/Jeremiah, let's get all 4 in one room

[@macarussell2212]

We need Jordan on again, she’s perfect for scissor bros!

[@smutleybutcher]

This was a banger of an episode. Brendan Sagalow or Mike Rainey, next please. Rainey’s insane act-outs for the hypothetical scenarios they come up with would be a joy to witness.

[@ryanfarrington7813]

Omfg dude seriously such a funny challenge my side hurts and I’m crying laughing

[@CSick27]

i never expected jordan to come so correct on the song. that ruled

[@zhdrums3872]

Jeremiahs a strawberry blonde. These hair jokes are too good

[@lionsmanexx]

“IM INNA DUDE” “You’re into dudes?!” We all know brother. ❤

[@ryanfarrington7813]

Dude Jerimiah almost throwing up from Steebees final attempt LITERALLY- the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. And steebee dropping the first piece trying to be sexy nd Jerimiahs like “god… disgusting “. Dude I can’t stop laughing

[@PaulA-kk7yo]

Jeremiah’s looks to camera when Steve is saying something outlandish are gold 15:50

[@jbweb]

When I saw this come through my feeds I literally yelled, "YES!"

[@nethrir6265]

S: "I'm into dude..." J: "You're into dudes?" S: "No, I meant: dude, I'm into weird smells." J: "You had a freudian slip there." S: "I'm not into dudes. You know I have a girlfriend. That's ridiculous." 🥴 J: *keels over laughing*

[@arthurmorganx9465]

Stebee looking like the sugar water guy during the eating challenge

[@caspa8850]

Jeremiah went full on Smiths on us!! 😂 Love it!

[@18Callahan]

Jordan is hilarious! “I believe in miracles “ ✨