Scooby Doo is the Real Criminal

[@joebudgee6759]

Fred forgot the first rule of catching the ghosts. Planting drugs on them.

[@2XocraM]

Catching a "spook" you mean.

[@GrianFan17]

They don’t tend to do that because most ghosts are white

[@mrexists5400]

Shaggy the real brains of the operation then

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@mrexists5400that's how he gets all of them

[@RandoGrunt]

Ultra Instinct ensures Shaggy will never be head accountable for dealing in drugs. Or paying taxes for that matter.

[@puffpuffpassmako]

Fun fact: This is a LEGIT episode plot. In the Headless Spectre episode, he was scaring the gang because he thought they were trespassers. Turns out he had several robberies in his house because he had a buried trasure and made the Headless Spectre persona to frighten anyone who tried to break in. He even apologizes to the gang and offers a portion of his riches to them after they find out the real villain was an associate of his trying to steal from him

[@verosect3002]

With how long and increasingly complex their adventures have gotten over the years. From trips to Egypt to training with Buddhist monks in the Himalayas. They definitely agreed to that fortune sometime off screen.

[@bonnieminter8897]

I've seen that episode and the only thing Shaggy asked for was directions to the nearest pizza parlor. So at most they got a free pizza but no money.

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

@@verosect3002 It's been pretty consistently implied or stated that at least some of the gang are loaded from the start.

[@CMVBrielman]

@@KingOfElectricNinjasIsn’t Daphne’s dad rich?

[@shenev98]

​@@CMVBrielman From my understanding all of them them are stupidly loaded. But apparently ive heard from a few people, im gonna google after this to see if true, shaggys the most wealthy out of all of them

[@Firemaster27]

Daphne got a fraction of the Wonder Woman treatment 💀

[@TheRealLegoDocOck]

I just realized that they no longer nod in lack of female actress

[@Firemaster27]

@@TheRealLegoDocOck only Wonder Woman can do that

[@PilloTheStar]

"I'm not saying all vaccines cause autism but..."

[@alexthedemon2203]

@@TheRealLegoDocOck What?

[@Dan-lt8vm]

Ronald Reagan

[@SomeGuyOnThisPlatform]

Considering the fact that Old Man Jenkins kept mumbling about his “treasure” the entire time I’m 100% convinced he was the only truly high…….Or maybe it’s just dementia idk.

[@epsi]

Yeah, he got it after escaping Château d'If thanks to fellow prisoner Abbé Faria, who told him where to find the treasure. He subsequently adopted the title "Count of Monte Cristo" and abused his fake noble status to exact vengeance upon everybody even remotely responsible for his imprisonment. Or he's just an old man who once played the role and got things confused in his old age.

[@dexoearth9167]

​@epsi You've read "The Count of Monte Cristo," too? That's one of my favorite classic stories along with "The Hobit" and "Around The World In 80 Days".

[@gregrowe1168]

His treasure was a bunch of old baseball cards that aren't worth anything anymore.

[@toebrother]

His real treasure is his drug stash hidden in his family mansion

[@BrokenValentine-333]

Maybe the brick of Heron hidden under his floorboards was the real treasure all along 🤔💉

[@primefighter9868]

Man, I wonder how the gang is gonna handle people dressing up on Halloween...

[@kannonsircy7748]

Or at conventions.

[@TreyC68]

There’s actually an episode of Be Cool Scooby Doo where Fred has a mental breakdown on Halloween

[@LordVanOskuro]

​@@TreyC68To be fair, that had a decent reason for it.

[@sergiokaminotanjo]

It depends if they have a treasure

[@crash-testproductions9341]

Sammy getting the flame-thrower : Peace was never an option. Scooby-Doo getting the sniper : Be it man or demon, let god decide.

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

This channel's bugdget is really going up. They have a female voice actor for Velma now.

[@MrDj232]

And some kind of Scottish AI for Daphne.

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

@@MrDj232 *Appauled in lack of voice actor* -Wonder Woman

[@Terrakinetic]

Velma > Velma-Mindy-Abomination-It-Thing

[@catdatwat9743]

Mothballs has been voicing Velma for a while now

[@WeeG-bwc77]

Miss Dinkley is a nerdy girl you must protecc.

[@void-creature]

Daphne's text-to-speech just going "Ronáld Règan" out of nowhere turned *_me_* into a ghost briefly

[@joshuacr]

Just like Ronald Reagan!😂

[@blinded6502]

​@@joshuacrits a commonly known fact, that he cant be a ghost, since he did not have a soul in the first place

[@RazorStormInc]

@@blinded6502 Funny, I could say the same about Obama. All those friendly bombings...

[@prophetzarquon1922]

It was taken before he died, hence the zombiism.

[@RazorStormInc]

@@blinded6502 I could say the same about Obama, factually.

[@WarioWareFan01010]

You know who is the REAL Criminal? HBO.

[@godzillabebravethetrexretu1381]

The real criminal is Mindy Kaling

[@falconeshield]

​@@godzillabebravethetrexretu1381That's an insult to criminals.

[@MB-yk1qk]

You know, nobody is forcing you to watch Valma or HBO or anything

[@LiterallyMeRyanGosling-0]

the real criminals are all the people who made their own scooby doo shows and ruined it by changing the characters and stuff

[@joshuacr]

And nobody is forcing Scientology on you either. It's still an abomination that it exists ​@@MB-yk1qk

[@Mattquaza]

Scooby doo taught me people were the real monsters

[@lunarumbreon7699]

So I work as an installer for a blinds company during the summer. My first job was just putting blinds in for this construction company. All throughout the building there are what I can only describe as framed Facebook memes. Just random quotes about the joker and fight club that came straight out of r/im14andthisisdeep. And I almost lost it walking by a picture of a Great Dane standing in front of an old mansion with that exact quote on it. I genuinely don’t understand the thoughts of putting massive framed memes on your wall. And there were at least 100 of them all over the place

[@Slimepumpkin]

Scooby doo taught me how to trap people

[@ligma445]

@@lunarumbreon7699why is he collecting memes in frames

[@joshuacr]

​@@ligma445The same reason people print out emails to archive them. Insanity.

[@lunarumbreon7699]

@@ligma445 I wish I knew

[@wyatt8315]

“Sample text” will never not be funny

[@MaydupNem]

Yes Bottom text

[@NoInternetDinosaur]

Lorem ipsum

[@CLOUD_STRIFE2003]

Same

[@stopcensoringmen5044]

"Like, yoinks, Soob. Those civilians were unarmed..." - "Rehehhheee"

[@Roberto-nn6kb]

og fan spotted

[@amspracklen]

Technically, in the actual episode, the bank manager was embezzling money from the bank and did assault the security guard who had photographic proof of the manager's crime.

[@marley7868]

also he didn't tell to stay off bank property and only acted against them in the guise of his alter ego which is both menacing on his part and not a crime on the gangs part

[@CycleMantis]

There's generally kidnapping and some other nonsense that could be construed as a threat to life, but it really varies from case to case. In fact I recall someone doing a full review of all the crimes and hypothetical sentences for Scooby-Doo villains, but not sure where the Jenkins case ended up

[@marley7868]

@@CycleMantis welp this guy isn't jenkins in the show but the costumed monster used here was a jewel thief or a bank robber not quite sure if he's the creep or hyde so take that for what you will oh and almost all scooby villians can be slapped with kidnapping or false imprisonment charges

[@CycleMantis]

@@marley7868 So he's committing fraud by impersonating Jenkins too... like zoinks

[@iternal4823]

scooby would probably serve infinite life sentences if he ever got to court for the infinite realities he created because velma kept asking why he could talk

[@nash6568]

I understood that reference. That sad and depressing reference.

[@Oroyaedge]

Captain America: I understood that reference!

[@BeeWaifu]

But they're meta now!

[@nash6568]

@@BeeWaifu “…Ugh.”

[@gamingwithblueboy4563]

I got that reference lol

[@jeremyshafer6720]

You know what’s funny is that in “What’s new Scooby Doo” they do an episode that’s at a theme park (Roller Ghoster Ride) where they try to do a “nothing done here was illegal” twist ending, only it fails conceptually because the villain sabotaged several rides to try and literally murder the gang.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Worst episode of that particular Scooby-Doo show, in my opinion. Poor execution on the villain's motivation, outright falsehood with regards to legal action.

[@markcochrane9523]

I watched that episode and was also disappointed, but it put the idea in my head "hey what if there was a Scooby Doo 'villain' that did nothing wrong, they were just looking for their own treasure on their own property". Years later, I was reading the comments section of a video about how long Scooby Doo villains would be sent to jail for when I learned there actually was just such a case before, and in the original series no less. It's 'Penrod Stillwall', if you want to look him up yourself.

[@HoleInTheCarpet]

I think that particular ep tacked that one on at the last second because the perp was a minor and some exec somewhere in the chain of command balked at the idea of sending her to jail.

[@revolvingworld2676]

@@HoleInTheCarpet That makes more sense

[@Groundlord]

Not that exact situation, but I remember one episode where the "villain" was a robot terrorizing an amusement park. Turns out it was a legit robot helper made by the park owner that had malfunctioned, no ill will whatsoever.

[@nameless_rambler]

All of Shaggys supplies got caught on fire which is why the Van always gets busted

[@greenhowie]

That's why you don't smoke weed while cooking meth. Damn teenagers.

[@aaritmitra625]

To be fair, the gang could be arrested for breaking and entering with Old Man Jenkins scaring them off the property as self defense

[@joshuacr]

Stand your ghost, Er, ground

[@OneDapperFrog]

That's where I thought the joke was going.

[@metazoxan2]

Esecially with how iffy lethal force as a means of sense defense if ... just scaring them away is much more mild.

[@Deathmare235]

Ngl I thought that was gonna be the plot if the video but drugs work too

[@ArcCaravan]

That assumes the gang were actually a threat justifying self-defense. The gang can easily claim self-defense for trapping the "ghost".

[@elliotgandersen]

I love how Velma has a voice but Daphne is just text to speech, one of the best running gags.

[@CLOUD_STRIFE2003]

I call her TTSD (Text to speech Daphne)

[@tonyjoestar2632]

2:13 Shaggy lost his arms

[@benjamintodd5637]

Shaggy: "The gears have turned in the direction of anarchy, but we have to be better than that!" Daphne: "L h o n a l d L h e g h a n"

[@Lovesick.Sagebrush]

"THAT'S *RIGHT* DAPHNE!" "what."

[@mnishikado1806]

Well he could have just told the gang to get off his property. Dressing up as a monster to scare them off seems like a threat to their wellbeing

[@brentoutashape9141]

If you're on Old Man Jenkins' property without permission and he dresses up as a werewolf to make you leave, just leave. You're on his property. Of course, he'll get shot by the cops anyway, because "officer safety" always trumps property rights and the constitution.

[@theuncalledfor]

It also hides his identity, obscures that he has a right to be there (from an outsider's perspective, a costumed, threatening individual would seem more likely to be an intruder than the legitimate occupant), and makes his demands unclear (is he trying to scare them away,or is he trying to attack and, say, eat them, for example?). Someone who isn't successfully scared away has less reason to actually leave, than they would have if the property owner had simply told them to leave.

[@Commodore22345]

@@theuncalledfor But why are Scooby and the gang on the property to being with? I don't know about you, but I don't go around wandering onto random properties that I don't own just because my car broke down. Like the cop in this video said, if they needed a place to stay, why wouldn't they just go to a hotel? That would have avoided the problem altogether.

[@theuncalledfor]

@@Commodore22345 I cannot answer that question without a more specific context. There are many possible answers. Maybe the entire area looks abandoned and they can't find place that looks like they can ask someone for help, so they entered a property in search for anything that can help, like a working phone or something. Maybe they're there to ring the doorbell and then the "monster" appears to scare them off, so they have reason to investigate, to potentially save the legitimate occupants from danger? There's a lot of possibilities.

[@yttrash565]

1:24 the "sample text to speech" joke is subtle but gold

[@GenericProtagonist118]

I would like to defend the gang for at least specific episodes: •Even when the villain's plan is just to "scare away intruders" they usually create literal nigh-inescapable death traps that sometimes can only be stopped from either the outside or blind luck. If they're trying to scare people off why did they create rooms that trap people inside? •Villains usually kidnap people, tie them, and lock them away. Pretty sure keeping people in captivity is illegal. •There have been multiple instances of villains trying to clobber the gang to death with weapons with them only narrowly escaping. Conclusion: Some of the Scooby gang's villains who claim to try and "scare people away from their property" but create inescapable death traps are actual psychopaths.

[@Death2all546]

Not to mention the episodes where they actually were allowed to stay by the owners until their van got fixed. In Mystery Incorporated there was an episode where their van broke down at Gatortown. They paid a mechanic to fix the van and paid for rooms at a nearby inn. They would’ve been gone once the van was fixed. Instead the inn owner, the mechanic, and their son dressed like gator people to scare the gang out of town so they wouldn’t find out about their counterfeit gator leather business. All they had to do was fix the van and not leave a bunch of fake gator stuff out in the open. If anything, the gang found out about it BECAUSE the gator people tried to scare them away.

[@RaxusXeronos]

@@Death2all546 .....trying to scare them of- THE CRIMINALS WERE FIXING THE VAN THEMSELVES, they knew the gang couldn't fucking leave, why were they trying to scare them out of town?

[@unwithering5313]

@@Death2all546 In other words, the villains played themselves?

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

@@Death2all546 That's the most redneck thing I've ever heard of, they're bound by the laws of hospitality but not the laws of sanity

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

I thought it's because Somebody (maybe Mr E) stealing their Engine​@@Death2all546

[@yitivitzen5239]

1:03 I love the one very high key dark sentence in these Scooby Doo ones. 😂😂😂

[@kasonsparks1822]

2:14 like those are his man he goes from the reasonable one to the crime in a heart beat

[@sirsquirrel6176]

0:09 Fred’s supposed to say it like “tray-sure.”

[@niallreid7664]

Omg I heard it as I read it.

[@BR-jw7pm]

Listening to MANY askreddit videos has had lawyers bring up how most Scooby Doo villains haven’t REALLY broken any laws

[@globalincident694]

They committed assault though, ie the act of threatening violence.

[@BR-jw7pm]

@@globalincident694 touche

[@lolstalgic9602]

The early ones? Not so much. But later on they started dealing with real ghosts, actual aliens, and plane-jacking clowns.

[@metazoxan2]

Don't listen to reddit for legal advice. Unless it's strictly private property and no one but intruders are adversely affected then what they all do is a crime. You can't just chase people off land you don't own even if it's "Public" and often if they weren't after treasure itself they were trying to make people run away to devalue land so buy it cheap ... which is very much a crime. Even in the most mild cases they were trying to get relatives to run away to seize the will and stuff which is still theft even if only amoung family. And even if they were chasing people off their own property if they extended that terror beyond their property lines and caused problems for town then it's still an issue. And all of this is putting aside basic assault charges. Self defense claims won't save you unless you have at least some proof they were a threat to you.

[@BR-jw7pm]

@@metazoxan2 that’s also valid

[@floricel_112]

0:18 I mean Daphne probably got kidnapped at some point or another

[@viniciushenrique6672]

True!

[@huntsman9316]

Daphne’s text to speech is either gonna get better and better till she gets a real voice actress m or worse and worse until she’ll have a “nods in lack of voice actress” text

[@mightyfilm]

I swear there was a "What's New Scooby-Doo" episode where the ghost was unmasked, did the whole "I would have gotten away with it" only for Velma to say, "actually, you DID get away with it" because the ghost didn't actually commit any crime at all.

[@ArcCaravan]

I remember that conclusion, but my memory is fuzzy in the episode. I think it was an amusement park where some gremlin was sabotaging rides to bring attention to risks they had.

[@F1Krazy]

@@ArcCaravan I remember the amusement park episode, pretty sure it wasn't that one

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

​@@ArcCaravan Yeah, the amusement park one didn't have anyone arrested because "no one was endangered by the sabotages" (watching the episode makes it _blatantly_ clear this is not true).

[@marley7868]

@@benjaminoechsli1941 I think I remember the main reason being she sabataged property and tried to highlight the robot was dangerous so I guess you can decided not to press charges

[@varsin1900]

If I recall yes was the amusement park ones, think a set of sisters ran it.. one tended to design rides and other built.. and the builder was jealous. Think explanation is she sabotaged the rides to scare people.. but specifically did it in ways that don't put people in danger. If that's true or not be a whole different conversation. Pretty sure ended with other sister on a "I'm telling mom" and such.

[@LazarouDave]

0:08 - Sneaky little "Trasure" there, hoping that's a nod to Fred's cracked pronounciation 1:20 - Cheeky bit of MP & The Holy Grail too, love it

[@TheVincentKyle]

Did they "masure" the "trasure"? (deep cut!)

[@thegodoflean7354]

1:08 I love how Fred instantly threatened the old man lmao

[@Bwillis2099]

I guess this is why some incarnation of the show like mystery incorporated having in costumes commit actual crimes like arson or some form of public endangerment…otherwise the scooby gang comes out looking like criminals themselves or at best a bunch of dumb teenagers and a dog, who don’t know what they’re doing.😅 0:01

[@MagicCardboardBox]

I like the original live action film versions where they're legitimate private detectives that get hired to look into this stuff.

[@williamfincher2260]

Most of the monsters in the original series commit actual crimes. The disguises are to scare people away as a a cover up. The guy handcuffed in those pictures was robbing a bank in the episode where he appeared. The words refer to a different episode, but they went into the house to see if they could get a bucket of water for the Mystery Machine. They didn't call the police on the headless specter in the house and offer to help him find the treasure he inherited that was hidden in the house. Plus, they catch someone else disguised as a ghost who was secretly trying to steal the treasure.

[@williamfincher2260]

Most of the monsters are committing crimes. The disguises are to scare people away as a cover up. The guy handcuffed in those pictures was a bank president disguising himself as a phantom known as the Creeper who was robbing the bank and chased Scooby and the gang to get something that appeared to be a blank piece of paper that a bank guard handed to them. The paper was actually an undeveloped photograph of the bank President stealing money.

[@SeantheBlueFox]

Love how the cop immediately arrests Mr Carswell (or Old Man Jenkins in this skit) after not enough proof that he had drugs.

[@briansmith48]

The cop just wanted to get out of there. It was probably close to quitting time. 🚓

[@RolticRol]

scooby dooby doo, where are you? in prison

[@NefastusJones]

Ruh-roh!!

[@demonic_myst4503]

Only velma would go prison the others are all rich trust fund kids whos parents could pay off cops

[@Jarakin]

THIS COUNTS AS SOCIAL COMMENTARY!

[@lodestar3984]

I was looking for this comment. That had me dying😂

[@alexrexaros9837]

I'm just shocked how Quinton can pull off Shaggys voice so easily.

[@jackambrose2762]

At first I thought Fred was trying to get Jenkins arrested so that they could find his treasure. Considering the fact that Fred lives in a van, I can see why.

[@briansmith48]

He lives in a van down by the river. 😆😅😂 SNL, skit.🤣

[@demonic_myst4503]

Freds family is rich

[@KrisPlaysQuest]

2:21 What is Daphne saying?? 🤨

[@sherbenten]

huh, this reminds me of that one Be Cool, Scooby-Doo episode where Fred went to the court and had Daphne as his defense who became a lawyer after playing a certain video game

[@joshuacr]

I believe the sock puppets are expert witnesses.

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

Me encanta ese episodio que bueno que después de hace abominación la gente respeta esa serie

[@JJ_R]

Shaggy done saved the day! …And he didn’t even use 10% of his full power.

[@pogggaming4470]

So he relies on drugs for his power, got it

[@omegaruby81]

It could be considered as Menacing, which is a criminal offense

[@sugarnads]

Protecting your own home from home invwders isnt menacing.

[@TheBleggh]

​@@sugarnadsIt is if you have a good enough lawyer. 😈

[@marley7868]

@@sugarnads if he as the homeowner asked them to leave and did not give them permission to stay then yes also fact this guy in the show did give them credible threats of violence

[@ArcCaravan]

​@@sugarnadsThat'd require the teenagers be a threat warranting such menacing as self-defense. They came to the place as travelers whose car broke down with the homeowner constantly attacking them instead of simply telling them they're trespassing on private property. There's better ways to defend a home than faking a haunting.

[@TehNoobiness]

Not a lawyer, but: Depends heavily on jurisdiction. Another thing worth noting is that in the US, Assault isn't defined as _actual harm,_ but rather as the threat of harm (which is why it's often paired with Battery, which is inflicting physical harm). So, if he was acting in a threatening manner, he's committing assault (but could argue it was justified because he was defending his property). That said, even in parts of the US that have a "castle doctrine" law (any use of force inside your house is automatically self-defense), you aren't allowed to _set traps._ There's a famous case where somebody got charged with murder after setting a shotgun to go off when someone opened his door; the judge basically argued that doing something like that is inherently negligent--that you can't claim to be defending yourself, because doing something like that endangers _everyone,_ not just the guy you think is breaking into your house when you're not around.

[@braynjohnson4302]

“He’s gunna die in there” lmao

[@ggkk8909]

Maybe the real Scooby snacks were the friends we made along the way. - Shaggy (Probably)

[@joshuacr]

I just think they were edibles.

[@fryguy9704]

The jump cut to the mystery machine on fire cracks me up.

[@malcolmfletcher2659]

Fred being upset at what other people do and wear in their private lives is very... Twitter-esque. Bro needs to spend less time online

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

No wonder he's the only one of the gang who ends up homeless and on the streets after the Mystery Inc. breaks up. 😂

[@sharoyveduchi]

People do fentanyl in their private life. Guess I can't call it out because it's twitter-esque.

[@zkeletonz001]

He's still carrying trauma from stories about monsters under his bed as a child. He's very anti scaring people. He's an antiscare. They known for being extremists.

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

He really needs to tone down the judgement after what he and Scooby did when Shaggy ended up going with the girls. Glass houses and all that...

[@greenhowie]

Fred's thinking about moving to Romania for its relaxed legal system. Might order a pizza while he's there.

[@adambump5297]

I like how Jenkins is the name two completely different characters in Scooby Doo while this is Carswell and was robbing the bank.

[@lyrevonwahrheit9538]

Probably convenient for the skit? But yeah, I thought the same too.

[@jakekong8489]

They are all criminals, especially after what they did to scrappy😂😂

[@thomashaeyen6942]

... who then continued to suck out the souls of everyone in order to prepare for a ritual that would have covered the whole world in darkness and demons Yeah that movie fried my brains

[@luisdiegohernandez2326]

Fred does a really good Hawk Man impression.

[@getuponthemike6341]

THAT FLAMING MYSTERY MACHINE PICTURE IS FROM MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!!! MY BEST FRIEND LIVES ON THAT STREET HIS HOUSE IS IN THE BACKGROUND

[@JohnDoe-hm4in]

1:52 “RoNaLd ReGaN” “That’s right Daphne” “What?” “Think about it” like that made any fucking sense

[@TheVincentKyle]

Didn't it? ;)

[@jasonknutson713]

A lot of shit changes to the political landscape can be traced to Reaganomics and his presidential term. The British can do the same with Thatcher.

[@thorn_again]

It made sense if you lived through the 80s lol

[@JohnDoe-hm4in]

@@jasonknutson713 I don’t know much but I do know from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off that this is also called voodoo economics right?

[@Lovesick.Sagebrush]

ITS FUNNY AF

[@philipphalter926]

i will never get tired of daphne just being voiced by text to speech from different languages

[@dragonborn7955]

Technically intimidation is a crime. But I doubt the cops would take it seriously

[@RaunchyLemon]

not on your property and theyre trespassing

[@damotoneko1500]

This happend once in the original show. But the ghost wasnt arrested, infact they even helped him find the treasure and let him keep it without any outreached hands.

[@sbritton1313]

Yes many of the "villains" did only try to scare them, but there was many who did try to harm them and were after treasure that wasn't theirs... Or trying to steal land that wasn't theirs, or something.

[@just_an_elli]

"Ronald Reagan." That's right, Daphne! 😊

[@Lovesick.Sagebrush]

ITS SO FUNNY

[@cattttt6]

"Wait till 5 ain't around lets see how tough you are then" Fred is like actually fucking crazy

[@jlev1028]

Funny thing is, excluding the movies, the only time that Scooby Doo villains ever tried going beyond intimidation was in Mystery Incorporated. You can count how many times a costumed asshole injured or almost killed a person.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I mean, Daphne (and occasionally others) does get kidnapped and tied up. That's a crime.

[@bleedingmasque.6193]

You don't fuckin say, A girl got fucking executed with a minigun in the MI finale.

[@Triforce_of_Doom]

and in the end the net body count was one eldritch horror because defeating it caused the good ol' "it was erased from existence & thus the timeline fixes itself" loophole. That series was insane & I love it.

[@jonpower9728]

Fred couldn't deal with a man dressed as a ghoul because deep down emotionally he's a ghoul disguised as Fred.

[@LP-ct9nk]

Ooh I would love for this channel to do a short based on this idea!

[@Destroyers007]

The Meddling Kids finally got their Meddling Punishment

[@ArcCaravan]

But they didn't. The criminal who assaulted the "meddling kids" was arrested for drug possession.

[@Ryan_possibly]

Well actually frightening someone could be considered battery

[@scottrogerson6830]

Maybe the real criminals were the friends we made along the way

[@predx13]

Wait the guy with the glasses was Old Man Jenkins the whole time? Definitely thought he was like the sheriff, the guy talking. And also, great Shaggy. Seriously, one of the better impressions I've heard.

[@CMan185]

2:28 when one of the teachers died of cancer at my school, the bus ride there was silent in solidarity. mostly silent. except for one kid, playing his fucking memes in the seat behind me. all i could hear was “emotional damage, emotional damage!”

[@Fuhjcfffeewww]

Sorry about your teacher

[@AHersheyHere]

Intentionally using a voice AI for Daphne, after the Voice Actor got all pissed at another fan film, is perfect.

[@Davout852]

"We got the ghost, just bring him to jail" 💀💀

[@josephjeffreys1829]

That ending was hilarious "no nooooo" where you can see small words at bottom that says ghost car

[@The_AuraMaster]

"Those are his, man" Is probably the funniest part of this video lmao

[@mateushenriquepinheiro3197]

There is a crime called menacing and aggravated menacing which almost all Scooby Doo villains commit, technically speaking Old Jenkins did commit a crime and he would have gotten some time in prison for it (around 3 months give or take if I'm not mistaken)

[@Saph-Fire]

01:27 Shaggy be like: "This is it! It's finally my moment to SHINE!" 😃 😆

[@hotcheeto9180]

the only complaint is Fred didn't say "træsure" at the beginning

[@andybartholamew2104]

Your Shaggy impression is perfect!

[@mrfreshman521]

I like how much sense shaggy makes but I expected him to be high and he was. You are doing great work.

[@huntercool2232]

Mystery Gang: “But we caught the ghost!” Police: “I’m sorry gang, but times have changed. The department can’t support your irrational unlawful antics anymore. And I’m afraid Old Man Jenkins is looking to sue you all.” Mystery Gang: “Well ain’t that a Scooby-Snack to the nutsack.”

[@Boogaboop]

I knew this wasn't real when I saw Fred Jones pronouncing "treasure" like a normal person for once

[@Deadpool-Hugejackedman]

Always wondered why they never arrested the Mystery gang. I mean, they're practically breaking and entering, then proceeding to get mad at whoever wants them off their property

[@joshuacr]

Would you want to have a bunch of hippies in your jail for an indeterminate amount of time while you have to find out what's going on in a town that allows idiots to dress up as fantastical creatures because they're doing some sort of either ridiculous demented or supercilious schemes?

[@marley7868]

hmm well given almost all of these guys give them express permission to stay here or do not have the authority to tell em to scram and it's a good place to start furthermore dressing up as a monster and chasing people around while actively lying about the identity of said monster usually as a cover for high level thefts typically warrants an arrest worse than say let's highball the gangs criminality and say unlawful entry in buildings that look abandoned

[@ArcCaravan]

Probably because whoever wants them out never makes themselves known, leaving the fair assumption it's abandoned. Going around dressed as a ghost or monster to scare them off likely counts as assault or intimidation. Those people also tend to be committing other crimes rather than just wanting to be left alone.

[@TehNoobiness]

Half the time, the gang's invited to stay at a place by someone other than the person who's doing the costumed shenanigans, or is staying at a hotel or resort that the costumed shenanigans-er is trying to drive out of business. In both of those cases, they're not trespassing (until the owner of the place says otherwise).

[@michaeltesterman8295]

Mystery inc:

[@impartialknockback]

Fun fact: the act of dressing up as a ghoul to scare people away could constitute Battery charges if you placed them in fear for their safety, meaning that assuming they weren’t trespassing in his home (ie, he invited them in or accosted them on the street), Old Man Jenkins COULD be arrested here

[@MariusWales]

When Shaggy is the sensible one... Until he's not.

[@inkyisdreaming]

I'd argue that that was COMPLETELY sensible. He has his whole life ahead of him. Old Man Jenkins? He looks like he only has a few years left in him.

[@joshuacr]

Theory that Shaggy is actually Q Anon now

[@logeyperogi1805]

“Some people get their heads blown off walking into other people’s homes, you guys came off pretty good”

[@Insomniaddict0]

If my car broke down at haunted mansion once I'm ubering home

[@roxirock5455]

I like how the title says Scooby-Doo is the real criminal, yet he's the only one who doesn't participate in this exchange.

[@blacklight683]

Shagy used 1% of his brain power

[@Jubilation457]

Back in 1969 when property rights actually mattered and some bum off the street couldn’t just break in and take residence in your home.

[@risel56]

*Scooby:* [Rods in rack of roice actor]

[@nighthero7]

The funny thing is: he is actually guilty of assault. Threatening/intimidating someone with physical force is assault. It’s battery if they touch you. Dressing up in costume to scare people off you property is mental/emotional abuse. That’s why you politely inform them to leave first. Cause then they are trespassing.

[@Ender1232_]

The car got too spooky

[@wickedblade4751]

Whats funny is that the pic of the guy they kept using is Carlswell the bank manager who actually was committing a crime and the mystery they were referencing was with Penrod Stillwall or the Headless specter whom they actually helped find his treasure for him and didn't have him arrested. As for the name Jenkins we'll I believe there have been a couple different Jenkins over the years but the one that comes to my mind is the one who created Charlie the Haunted Robot. Another mystery in which no one was actually sent to jail at the end.

[@johnosborne1873]

“He’s gonna die in there! Yeaaaahh!!”

[@Boktai87]

Menacing someone is a felony, though..... *GAVEL INTENSIFIES* Also, add reckless endangerment from chasing them around, someone could have tripped on a tree root or twisted their foot in a small hole while running away from him. *GAVEL INTENSIFIES YET AGAIN*

[@0utL0ud]

In the gang ls defense, Old man Jenkins never declared they were on his property and he wanted them to leave and depending on what is the treasure and how exactly came into his possession he might’ve indicted for tax evasion.

[@pasques]

Thats not what happened. The bad guys were usually trying to bully people or commit fraud.

[@Diaphat]

Last time I was this early, there were no female voice actors.

[@GiacomoSorbi]

1:23 - "Sample text to speech" was my favourite line ever in Scooby Doo!

[@ThePrestoPrestissimo]

The best part was when Scooby said "Scooby Doo" and dood all over the place

[@Mickocarbomb]

Shaggy is the kind of guy to spend a year building out a komatsu D335A as a tank in his garage in Granby Colorado. "We're not mad at old man Jenkins, we're mad at the system"

[@iampierce7474]

Shaggy the revolutionary

[@ChickenGeorgeClooney]

disappointed that solid jj doesn't do the fred jones "tray-zhure" pronunciation of treasure

[@7isAnOddNumber]

Scaring people to fear for their immediate physical health is assault. The ghost guy committed assault.

[@brentoutashape9141]

"Remove yourself from my property or I will remove you." Dressed as a ghost or not, he's right. I don't know you, and I didn't invite you. You are trespassing, scaring my family, agitating my dogs, and spooking my cattle. You will leave, or you will get hurt.

[@Aneliuse]

Everything is assault these days

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

That may be technically accurate but, if they were trespassing on his property, he is pretty much good to scare them off.

[@7isAnOddNumber]

@@Blasted2Oblivion He was posing as another person/creature who didn’t claim to own the property. The gang had no reason to believe he wanted them to leave his property. He was essentially another trespasser from their point of view who was trying to harm them. Imagine if you broke into a guy’s house and another burglar walks in behind you and puts a gun to your head. That burglar is secretly owner of the house, but he claims to be a burglar and makes no claims to be the owner of the house. Without a court case there can’t be any specific ruling, but there is justifiable grounds for a lawsuit on assault charges as the gang weren’t aware he was the owner.

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

The question about why they never break down in front of a haunted Motel 6 reminds me of the Saturday Night Live sketch with Rob Lowe playing Shaggy (and knocking it out of the park because his Shaggy impression was perfect). “Like, we’re not asking to get flat tires outside of spooky castles, man! It just happens!”

[@lucasvandecasteele9904]

Daphne finally get an actress

[@chaosmastermind]

PLOT TWIST: There was no treasure at all. There never was.