Batman's Fake News

[@Crocogator]

Similar to my theory about the Arkham games. Alfred is at the Batcomputer in real time making sure every time Bruce sends a man into a triple suplex into a waist high wall, he's making sure it reads as "Unconscious"

[@jacobhargiss3839]

I remember arkham origins had a little exploit that you could send someone flying of a highrise building. If you look at him on the ground, he's just "unconscious". Yeah, sure bruce, that man that just fell 10 stories is definetly getting up soon.

[@BearthatBaresFoodinBelly]

Makes me think of the badman sleeping skit and the batmobile in Arkham Knight

[@MMallon425]

Just needs a software patch. It's definitely true that they have lost consciousness, just not specific enough

[@Tanrdsgener]

Technically it’s not wrong. That man is no longer conscious.

[@deadturret4049]

​@jacobhargiss3839 i mean, if youre dead, you are definitely not conscious.

[@deadturret4049]

The funny thing is, y2k actually did happen. It just wasnt a big deal because most of the overflow issues that would have affected major computer systems got patched out. Lots of programmers worked on these kinds of fixes.

[@Wraithfighter]

It was one of those “if we properly prepare for it, it’ll look like we were overreacting the whole time” things. Granted, it was never going to be as bad as some of the horror stories uninformed people were throwing out there, but it would’ve been very bad if silicon valley hadn’t spent like all of 1999 making sure it was sorted out.

[@ZhilTP911]

Pour one out to all the poor engineers and IT techs that worked overtime for many months in 1999 to get it fixed. And now people think it was a hoax and all their hard work is ignored.

[@miramyth2971]

Thank you! I feel terrible for all the programmers who worked hard to stop the problem and now everyone thinks it was a lie.

[@joshuacr]

And this is why you update your programs folks!

[@ForeverLaxx]

@@miramyth2971 Welcome to the power of media scaremongering.

[@hugzar9797]

Fun fact, batman acctualy spreads fake news about his secret identity to confuse people

[@AgentofLADON]

Do the butts match?

[@patrickm.2155]

It's no coincidence that Bruce Wayne rhymes with "news fake"

[@aleturano1052]

Bat misinformation strikes again

[@Chadius]

The Injustice comics... are rough. But Superman just revealing Batman's identity on all social media sites simultaneously was awesome and hilarious.

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

This isn't even a joke, they're not kidding, Batman has canon shitposting feats

[@geardog24]

“You’re gonna change your entire world view based on what the f***ing computer says?” Welcome to the future

[@Rakshael]

ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAAAAAVE

[@MyVanir]

Twitter in a nutshell.

[@alexwirtz9780]

The future? That shit is right now!

[@captaingr00vy40]

🤯

[@gunslingergirl2579]

​@@RakshaelI get that! And depressingly, we don't have to wait 500 years for that future!

[@arkthompson9869]

Batman: Clark, Clark they hit the Pentagon!!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!

[@14tth]

Turn on the tv, any channel, doesn’t matter

[@Aflay1]

​@@14tth That smiling friends reference was used to it's fullest.

[@sadaharuofkagura]

​@@Aflay1 OGs will remember it from OnlyPlays

[@DaneGilly]

We got a generation divide between Smiling Friends and Oneyplays before we got GTA 6

[@RoachDogg_JR]

MOM MOM GET IN HERE

[@wyatt8315]

The man lives in a subterranean cave, of course his internet connection is going to be delayed by several decades

[@woketacha6112]

he has starlink. it's the only explanation that he has service at all

[@protorhinocerator142]

@@woketacha6112 Yes but he installed the dish at the bottom of the cave

[@kimeraclan3135]

He would need a router every four to five meters away from each other going down into the tunnels if we wanted proper connection.

[@elishafollet5347]

​@@woketacha6112ore bat-link

[@woketacha6112]

@@elishafollet5347 this name is making me into doug walker with the bat credit card

[@Ensani420]

That Zatanna cameo was used to it’s fullest

[@khizeryusufzai2185]

She actually has a voice actor

[@DoesEvilAWSHUKThingsGuyCIR-m8d]

DISAGREEABLE HINDERING OBSTRUCTING UNATTRACTIVE UGLY MALEVOLENT DESTRUCTIVE INDENCENT DISAPPOINTING HOSTILE HARSH BAD UNHELPFUL COWARDLY DISHONEST DISHONORABLE CRUEL UNLOVELY HATING UNPLEASANT UNNOBLE PAINFUL DISPLEASING IMPURE WRONG WICKED DOWNRIGHT VICIOUS AWFUL UNWORTHY DECEPTIVE MALEVOLENT CRUEL VILE SINISTER CORRUPT VOICE ACTOR

[@sora.184]

You god dam right 😂

[@bostonrailfan2427]

⁠@@khizeryusufzai2185it’s ironic, because her expressions are even more shocked and blank than normal 🤣

[@Daldi564]

Hope to see her in the future

[@lyadhkhorcyclechalai69]

Superman- you're gonna believe everything a computer says? Bruce- your planet did

[@PSIHedgehogChris]

Superman: "Yeah, and look what happened to it."

[@alanbear6505]

Too soon Bruce, too soon.

[@ADAJ342]

Superman: "YEAH, EXACTLY MY POINT!"

[@JJ_R]

I bet, if the Bat Computer told Batman that Crypto Currency was a good idea, he’d dump all of his billions into it.

[@shapular]

batcoin to the moon 🚀

[@Chadius]

Brother Eye's actual plan to defeat Batman:

[@BlackDiamond2718]

That would kill me

[@andistansbury4366]

I bet the Joker's gonna do that someday

[@perturbedbatman2009]

Batman: “The Bat computer says I could be worth millions, Clark!” Superman: “Bruce, you realize you’re already worth BILLIONS, right? Like, that would actually be a massive step back for you.”

[@matthiasneidenberger9471]

Batman: “I mean, the bat computer’s never been wrong.” Thomas Wayne: “Really? Because you haven’t spoken to your mother and I since your first computer said we died.”

[@BlandoGaming]

Now THAT'S a twist. 😂

[@Nachotaco101]

THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

[@matthiasneidenberger9471]

@@Nachotaco101 for us yes but imagine all the criminals who now know they’ve been beaten to a pulp and thrown in jail for what amounts to a faulty pop up add.

[@Cheesy_33]

Batman: "I can still hear my father's voice..."

[@matthiasneidenberger9471]

@@Cheesy_33 “quit telling people I’m dead!”

[@bneuer]

0:37 Minor Spelling Mistake - I win Batman! - The Jonkler 2000 (probably)

[@johnconstantine7442]

There's a "Ceaser" in there somewhere.

[@angelsy1975]

I know, right? Pretty embaressing...

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

Hell yeah, references

[@Commander_Appo]

wanred

[@GiacomoSorbi]

And also "DEFNITELY".

[@Gon_333]

Batman: "aren't we in the 70's?" also Batman: *shows a smartphone after a few moments*

[@ajduong]

It's the Batphone

[@q.tko5]

​@@ajduongputting "bat" before it doesn't make it infallible

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

3:22 that's racist, Robin

[@TrueIdjiot]

Yeah Baskin really went off the deep end.

[@seijin4426]

How? Just because he forgot aqua lad's name doesn't automatically make him rah rah racist. 🤡

[@yeetandyum3709]

@@seijin4426joke. It’s a joke, It’s a motherf*ckin- Actually you know what? nevermind

[@hansoharrigen6958]

Yeah, but, for real, fuck the fish guys

[@Dblsweat-r2w]

“Robin don’t call them fish guys, that like saying n****, instead say useless ones.” -Batman

[@MrDuckAndZatara]

3:12 You think this would be the work of the Legion Of Doom. But no, It's just Robin, Kid Flash, and Aqualad.

[@briansmith48]

About half way through I thought it was Robin just messing around with Batman. 😅

[@davidhong1934]

Seriously, how _do_ the fish guys keep getting into these groups? It's like every team has to have the minimum following members: - strong - fast - smart - gun - not gun - fish

[@DeliciaDamaria]

@@davidhong1934 Namor was created in 1939 only a few months after Superman and Aquaman only two years after Namor they literally been there since the beginning

[@davidhong1934]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii As much as we'd like to pretend otherwise, Gleek is real

[@briansmith48]

@@davidhong1934 . It's in the union bylaws. 😅 Each category must be represented.

[@TkBloch]

I think batman is the one who needs a breathalyzer.

[@LewdaCRITS]

Should I call it the bat-breathalyzer or the bat-thalyzer? 🤔😂

[@msthecommentator2863]

I think what he really needs is a stronger password for the batcomputer 😂

[@jvomkrieg]

That BatGPT update seems to be working as intended.

[@username5155]

3:19 Batman be like “Dear God, the Batcomputer is drowning!”

[@MaxWeb2599]

0:03 "LAUGHING IN PRESENCE OF AN VOICE ACTRESS" Some running gags never get old

[@TheWanderingTaco]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii, why is the fact that the VA is transgender relevant at all? Next y'all gonna be telling me her political believes, jeez!

[@Scarifar1]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii She still identifies as a girl, and that's good enough for me.

[@gunslingergirl2579]

​​@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiiiI could tell, too. Which means the gag still stands! 😃

[@xrn769]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii so?

[@Scarifar1]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii I mean, trans women are still women, and we should respect her decision.

[@michaelthesavior8740]

I really wanna shake the hand of whoevers drawing these characters because they always look so good Happy to see Zatanna finally in one of your videos too!

[@CalvinLee606]

The French Pineapple

[@RomanoImperium]

The person who drew them is either dead or like super old. Im pretty sure the images are from old school cartoons from the 60s and 70s. Solid jj just puts them togethor and talks over them while saying funny shit

[@cornucopiac1088]

@@RomanoImperium No, that's how they used to be. he has an artist drawing them now

[@Orangebacon1-v2y]

@@RomanoImperium That used to be the case but in more recent videos he actually has an artist draw what he needs in this style, you can check the description for the credits. I don't know if it's always the same one but The French Pineapple did this video's art (which is a helluva name)

[@Majestic_King_Hunter]

@@cornucopiac1088 TIL

[@dlobelow760]

Solidjj actually using Zatana more than DC and WB all in one video says a lot and I love that for her

[@DeliciaDamaria]

She literally had a solo comic not that long ago I even think is still ongoing

[@peterstoric6560]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiiithe character

[@Sercotani]

​@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiiiso tunnel visioned and weirdly hateful that you didn't really care that the OP meant the character, not the voice actress. So weird! Weirdo. I hope you're not like this irl too buddy.

[@peterstoric6560]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii the character Zatanna is female

[@johnathanjoestar6709]

EARLY 0:48 "aren't we in 70's? *Pulls out an iphone*

[@Aflay1]

Alternate reality where 1970's takes place in 2024. It's our reality, but this is where these 70's characters happen to take place, so they have iPhones, but also, superfluous 70's expressions.

[@CyanRooper]

Tbh I wouldn't mind living in an alternate future that combines the technology of the 1970s with the technology of today.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@Aflay1makes sense, since the 1930s took place in the 1990s in B:TAS

[@ALPHABARLOG]

it's a *BATPHONE*

[@MrDj232]

​@@Aflay1 With alien tech showing up in the 1920s, I suppose it would make sense for Earth to be a few decades ahead of reality

[@lunammoon8503]

iirc the thing about Y2K was that it wasn't a hoax. Everything zeroing out when the clock hit 2000 was a thing that could have happened, which is why the tech sector started sending out patches and updates so that nothing would happen. and then nothing happened.

[@jacobhargiss3839]

They did their job so well, people just assume there was nothing to do in the first place.

[@doomexe]

@@jacobhargiss3839 "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"

[@Heike--]

You obviously missed that it was hyped as a deadly peril that was a huge threat and likely to cause significant damage, banks closing, airliners crashing, etc. The corporate media really is the enemy of the people.

[@valdonchev7296]

I recall reading that some stuff started failing before Y2K whenever a program was storing future dates, giving some early warning of the potential magnitude of the issue.

[@marpj6138]

Correct, some sectors (like banking) spend over 2 years in preparation, while the "less" prepared tech start preparation over 6 months before to make sure nothing happened. Such great effort that people think its a hoax because they did such amazing work

[@cellgoondude]

Zatanna being here is great. Superman and Zatanna being paired up is unique too.

[@Mereologist]

Well, Superman IS vulnerable to magick, if you know what I mean... * Yes, yes, I know... different authors write him differently. Don't twist yourself up over this.

[@alannatherson7721]

@@Mereologist You have just come up with a pairing which would produce an offspring that would be beyond broken and I love it.

[@Lreclusa]

​@@alannatherson7721or completely useless, which would be hilarious.

[@Weirdman20]

​@@alannatherson7721 Smallville: 👀 Although it didn't last long.

[@DeliciaDamaria]

@@Lreclusa No, that's not how this works, magic doesn't take away his powers, one thing doesn't negate the other

[@RomanoImperium]

"Superman!" "What is it now batman?" "B-Bruce waynes parents...they're dead" 💀

[@FilmGuy7000]

I was waiting for him to say this lol

[@RomanoImperium]

​@@FilmGuy7000😂

[@Titanusrex1616]

Superman and Zantanna: “…….” Batman: “…..OH MY GOD MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING DEAD (cries in reorphoned)” 😭😭😭

[@godowskygodowsky1155]

Y2K was not a hoax. It was a widespread bug in many systems across all of our infrastructure. Any bit of code that assumed that years were between 1900 and 1999 would have had undefined behavior when it turned 2000. Y2K was not destructive only because many developers worked tirelessly around the clock to ensure that our critical infrastructure could handle the millenium change. Now people don't believe it was a real concern because the ones who worked to prevent it did too good of a job.

[@Jared_Is_Near]

Thank you for bringing this up! Credit is deserved where it's due

[@jorgewilliam7103]

That's true, but the media at the time also blew it lot out of proportion, which certainly didn't help.

[@ctvxl]

I worked on y2k for a major hotel chain. They spent 2 million dollars and we worked for over a year to avoid total disaster. Had they not done this, their business would have been completely halted, and everything would have needed to go back to paper. Probably would have bankrupted them. If not for the tireless efforts of the IT industry, there would have been complete chaos. Not world ending, but definitely would have caused some major societal problems, and probably MANY deaths. Imagine waking up one day, and the entire banking sector is down. Money can't flow. Power systems failing left and right, and on and on... Y2k was definitely not a hoax. It's just that everyone took it seriously, and handled it.

[@KasumiKenshirou]

@@jorgewilliam7103 Yes, the media was saying that computers could start launching nukes...because they mistakenly believed it was January 1, 1900. Why would THAT make a computer launch nukes?

[@Zedrinbot]

This is what it's like arguing with someone who swears by ChatGPT

[@joshuacr]

more like AOL!

[@bethanyscarbrough3416]

*BatGPT (not my joke but too good not to steal)

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

"The probability of rolling a seven with a regular six-sided die is one sixth." Probabilistic token prediction, everyone.

[@AwesomeSonicFan05]

“Your standing in a bush” “It was a tactical maneuver!” “Did the bat computer say to do that?” I lost it at that part!😂

[@AlexNV75]

3:43 I hate u then

[@lenbren6658]

Awkward matey 😢

[@cocacloud6863]

It’s ok I love him so it balances out

[@danielknapp3141]

It is not you, it is the sponsor. Energy drinks advertised for video gamers make no sense and are very suspicious. Make money, take sponsorships, but don't make it personal.

[@AlexNV75]

I was just playing along with the joke 😂, but I honestly think that “Energy Drinks/Supplements for gamers” is pretty ridiculous: I am overall not a fan of Gamer Supps or similar products. Gamer Supps in particular is just weird to me for having such “quirky” names/flavors and over sexualized art and the such.

[@gideon1218]

bat credit card wasn't fake that shit actually happened on da silver screen

[@MichaelAChristian1]

He owns bank..

[@DaughterOfDrakes]

To be fair, consider. Obviously, the batman can't pay with a card linked to Bruce Wayne, and imagine getting a normal bank to issue a card to Bat Mann, DOB: It's a secret, social security number N/A, income source: I'd have to get my butler to kill you if I told you.

[@IHateAmer1ca]

@@MichaelAChristian1Not in the movie with the bat credit card

[@Alondro77]

A BAT CREDIT CARD???!!!!

[@gunslingergirl2579]

Never leave the Batcave without it.

[@marky191]

0:42 supes sounds like swaggersouls 😭

[@ultraberry98]

Thought the same thing 😅

[@JunGaGotoku]

This is his alt account Edited: referring to a skit where JJ played SwaggerSouls

[@Bob-the-1-and-only-blob-fish]

@@JunGaGotokuummmmm no

[@JunGaGotoku]

@@Bob-the-1-and-only-blob-fish totally is

[@Bob-the-1-and-only-blob-fish]

@@JunGaGotoku no but ok

[@silaswillis909]

I mean... batman was always a bit of a crazed maniac...

[@samuelbarber6177]

Too many Batman adaptations refuse to admit that Batman really is just a crazy person. I think Keaton had that down.

[@IDKisReal2401]

It's not uncommon for him to act like a child who is good at acting like an adult, this is what such a person would do in this situation

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@IDKisReal2401considering he’s a rich guy he’s a child acting like an adult acting like a child!

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@samuelbarber6177there’s a little crazy and there’s batshit crazy…he was always obsessive but only in the past 40 years has he been depicted as batshit crazy by writers

[@bostonrailfan2427]

obsessive, not crazy…he’s fanatical but draws the line only in the past 40 years have writers tried harder and harder to make him into insane

[@bloxrocks5179]

Batman: Trump was shot at! Superman: that was two months ago Batman: no it happened again Superman: what

[@drachefly]

TBF the second time, the only shots were at the attacker, not the attempted assassin.

[@amateraceon5202]

The question now is which Robin would actually be the most likely to canonically do this to Bruce

[@jlev1028]

Jason

[@mrsamaritan6881]

This happens in the "70s" so it's Dick.

[@CyanRooper]

Damian Wayne

[@ulvha]

why do you even ask, its clearly Jason

[@Nightwolf14292]

Well Robin Dick Grayson was definitely the type to play pranks so I can definitely see him doing it, if he could figure out how. Current Jason absolutely would, but Robin Jason isn't really the type. He was more of a sweetheart when it came to Bruce (while also being more violent then your typical 12 year old to criminals, he was both) Tim was more serious during his early years as Robin, but after his parents died and he finally let Bruce adopt him? Yeah lmao. I would bet on him, since he also has the computer skills to know how to. I can't imagine Damian doing this because he's usually more serious, especially when it comes to his father. But he would (if this was being done by the current Batbros) stand off to the side commentating on how stupid he thought it was while the others did it.

[@DzBPlays]

"CLARK, THE WAYNE'S WERE SHOT AND THEIR KID WAS ORPHANED!"

[@TheFrenchPineapple]

New Favorite, so glad I'm a part of this

[@protorhinocerator142]

You're the most important part. You were holding the camera to record all this. And for that we are grateful.

[@DrSquirtleGT]

1:42 If this takes place in the 70s as Superman said, Ronald Reagan wouldn’t be dead, he died in 2004, in 1976, he first ran for President

[@Ultraraider-g1b]

I was generally expecting the bat computer to say "Bruce Wayne's parents just died"

[@SymbolCymbals2356]

Lmao that would've been good

[@ki5aok]

I was half expecting it to say "Superman is dead" with Superman standing there.

[@reloran86]

Just in case that hoax line wasn't a joke, Y2K wasn't a hoax. Programmers worked thousands of man hours to fix the problem. Nothing bad happened because we fixed the issue before the year 2000.

[@Marcelo-0000]

It was a "hoax" in the sense that lot of panic was incited over a problem that everyone saw coming and was already fixing.

[@Uberwenis]

Scrolled down to post this Edit: Forgot to mention that there were actual issues with medical systems misinterpreting women's ages because of the shift, and there were real people who were told by their doctors that they should have abortions because the risk of problems with their pregnancies was very high.

[@bjorntantau194]

I'm looking forward to 2038 bugs. I already encountered one of those in the wild about 15 years ago and I think this still hasn't been fixed. For those curious, with PHP's internal functions you cannot set a cookie to expire after the year 2038 because PHP uses a signed integer to set the expiry date, even though the cookie spec itself uses a perfectly human readable date and time that is not susceptible to 2038 bugs.

[@Gabu_]

@@Marcelo-0000 That doesn't make it a hoax. If anything, with how we're literally about to go extinct as a species thanks to complete inaction in the face of climate change, it proves Y2K as NOT a hoax.

[@connotheios]

they didn't fix it as much as they prevented it, it would've been a real problem had no one expected it but as you said, many did and worked to prevent sensitive systems from messing up

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

I just love how Batman has an iPhone with a Bat logo in place of the Apple logo. That’s something Bruce would totally do

[@AgentofLADON]

@@Lawrence_Talbot right after they discuss what the hell time period the sketch takes place in.

[@sherryasq]

I see Aqua Lad following the footsteps of Aqua Man in the gurgul gurgal way of communication

[@snowylizard1705]

The concept of flash just being on steroids is hilarious.

[@The.Silicone.Valley]

real

[@coroner2141]

A breathalyzer is for alcohol?

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

​@@coroner2141Yeah, not sure where the steroids reading us coming from

[@MusicoftheDamned]

​@@coroner2141Indeed, which makes sense given The Flash can (literally) thousands of times faster than a car at his maximum speed. Don't want anyone getting A-Trained just because Barry was intoxicated.

[@keithchambersii6028]

1:49 "How we're going to tell Bonzo" 😂😂😂

[@B0nzoRoxx]

I just found out that my childhood nickname has a real meaning

[@rowentaylor9784]

@@B0nzoRoxxwhy were you called Reagan as a child?

[@KnightandDay33]

"Isn't this the 70s?" *Pulls out iPhone 14 two seconds later*

[@kahdin]

3:05 Funniest. Moment. EVER! 🤣

[@callmeturg1590]

4:04 this video doesn’t exist

[@iamapineapple8456]

Oh fuck

[@vrooooom666]

Omg Turg

[@callmeturg1590]

@@vrooooom666 yes that’s me

[@johntrevor2]

The educational value of this chapter is way underrated

[@aquamarinetangerine]

2:25 whats the song playing im dying to know

[@lucazeroblueversion9346]

I know, But i wont tell :)

[@mitchtheyeen7841]

Google Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley to find it.

[@kaynawests262]

Sneaking Weasels by kevin mcloud

[@Bubben246]

@@mitchtheyeen7841 No, I'm pretty sure that's Together Forever.

[@Drego__]

Me too 😂

[@joshcreatorgalaxy8599]

2:57 DC Opinion: In 2019 zatanna was in a DC cartoon called DC superhero girls,but not in the first DC Sueprhero girls show and movies…what’s up with that???

[@mohamed-degkayse7265]

Clark and Zatanna is a duo I never thought I would need.

[@johnosborne1873]

God I love this channel

[@giantWario]

I don't care if she was ''used to the fullest'' here or not, Zatanna is the best DC character and she needs to be in more things.

[@InvaderTool]

Even after she erased Batman’s memories of Doctor Light doing something… horrible to Elongated Man’s wife?

[@giantWario]

@@InvaderTool Bringing in Identity Crisis into the conversation really? Why not bring in The Dark Knight Strikes Again as a reason to dislike Batman or Heroes in Crisis when talking about Wally West? Come on now.

[@Arakus99]

@@giantWario tbf isn’t this basically what everyone does to Hank Pym

[@DootDoot93]

I have a massive, shameless crush on Zatanna and am happy to see her in pretty much anything.

[@InvaderTool]

@@giantWario To be fair, The Dark Knight Strikes Again was never meant to be canon.

[@omarbaba9892]

These videos will never get old

[@TheKosmotect]

3:07 It's a National Tragedy!

[@sarumike-bb5ip]

Batman: Dear God, my computer is drowning 3:24

[@DoesEvilAWSHUKThingsGuyCIR-m8d]

DISAGREEABLE HINDERING OBSTRUCTING UNATTRACTIVE UGLY MALEVOLENT DESTRUCTIVE INDENCENT DISAPPOINTING HOSTILE HARSH BAD UNHELPFUL COWARDLY DISHONEST DISHONORABLE CRUEL UNLOVELY HATING UNPLEASANT UNNOBLE PAINFUL DISPLEASING IMPURE WRONG WICKED DOWNRIGHT VICIOUS AWFUL UNWORTHY DECEPTIVE MALEVOLENT CRUEL VILE SINISTER CORRUPT

[@thatkidoverthere682]

Its bedtime for Bonzo. I'm tucking him into bed. He asks where Ronnie Reagan is. I turn away to hide a single tear coming down my face. "You'll see him again, Bonzo. I promise."

[@The-R3d-M4ge]

This may be the funniest video you put out yet, thank you for this

[@JOBdOut]

The batcomputer says theyre eating the dawgs

[@kvn8907]

What the dog doing? Getting eaten. My uncle's cousin's friend's daughter's friend said so, and that's good enough for me.

[@KingofKran]

Batcomputer with ChatGPT

[@Firemaster27]

The Bat-tabloids strike again!!

[@lemon4378]

solid jj has to be the only channel where I watch the end sponsors

[@vitormanuel5291]

Zatanna was such a nice addition to this video, i can't imagine it without her

[@Ralph_ralphster]

Was the point of zatana being there just to flex that you have a female voice actress but won’t give one to Wonder Woman??😂😂😂

[@TheCFD_Dude]

Funny enough, something far worse than Y2K actually happened recently with Windows. Not to the level of insanity of war and stuff, but the legitimate technological fear of everything crashing millions of systems at once came true.

[@theeccentrictripper3863]

The only salvation mankind enjoys is knowing that our nuclear arsenal runs on floppy disks and Windows XP, that security software isn't compatible lol

[@jacobhargiss3839]

​@@theeccentrictripper3863 actually, parts of our nuclear arsenal might be older than that.

[@Krab17]

@@jacobhargiss3839 There's still critical infrastructure running on stuff from the 80's, some replacement parts are also worth several thousand and can only be found on Ebay...

[@thekinginyellow1744]

If you're talking about CrowdStrike: 1) Not nearly as bad as what would have happened if Y2K had not been addressed. 2) Simple rollback was enough to work around until a solution was available. 3) How that company still exists is unfathomable to me.

[@nssheepster]

@@thekinginyellow1744 In regards to #3... Ongoing contracts. That's all, really. They have contracts, when those contracts expire I do not think they'll be renewed, but until then, it's contract intertia, baby.

[@lulukomadori9651]

Zatanna seriously one of the most underrated characters, I probably should be glad movies doesn't touch her, specially zac or others

[@bneuer]

3:05 9/11 Jumpscare lmao

[@eypick6987]

This was brought up to the comment reader just before it happened in the video. Thanks.

[@propelledgaming9441]

THIS GOT SO DEEP I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[@letsbereasonable4146]

Y2K wasnt a hoax - it was a very real potential problem that was fixed before it happened because people worked on it

[@mrsamaritan6881]

it was a hoax, a hoax that a lot of companies fell for and had their employees work overtime on a non-existent problem. It wasn't all wasted, they did clean up a lot a minor errors and bugs but they didn't "stop" Y2K because Y2K was never going to happen. It was made up to sell newspapers, they even admitted it.

[@jvomkrieg]

Yes and no. Yes a lot of folks worked on fixing it and it was all sorted early. The hoax part for me was media and others in the US treating it like the end of the world is nigh when 90% of the world had already gone over to the year 2000 before the US due to how the international dateline worked. Living in New Zealand and watching the US media spin panic for a full extra 16 hours was hilarious, it was like the rest of the world didn't exist. (Which to many Americans i guess, is true)

[@theeccentrictripper3863]

My mother spent untold hours fixing said problem. A moment of silence for the legion of people who carried out that drudgery without a single round of applause, they did their job so well people assume the very idea of Y2K was impossible.

[@JoshWebster327]

You do realize the concept of y2k is that computers wouldn’t be able to turn 1999 into 2000 and that would crash everything.

[@David-qi1ys]

Yep. Had "99" actually rolled over to "00" it truly would've been end of the world, fire and brimstone type shit. Nor did the news networks spin it out of proportion with millions of people stockpiling months of food and water.

[@mightyfilm]

"Does this take place in the 70's?" (Batman pulls out smartphone). You've done it again, Solid!

[@dickygushy]

Y2K was a real threat, but software engineers worked really hard to update everything before the clock hit 2000. Why does everyone sleep on the work of the laborers?

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

I wish this weren't SO ACCURATE!

[@mothballsva]

no seriously what do the fish do?

[@ThatBananaBoat420]

Dude today is my birthday this is the best thing so far thanks solid jj

[@michaelperezii]

Strange that batman was seen in bushes right before the events of today...

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Batman: CLARK 911 HAPPENED

[@imstupid880]

"Turn on BatTV, it doesn't matter what channel. AUGH"

[@LgHeccyboi]

goated reference

[@SkoonWook]

Plot twist: BatComputer was using Microsoft Edge

[@GrizzlyTank]

Robin convincing him to invest in Blackberry is diabolical

[@winnerwannabe9868]

the batcomputer is running edge

[@O.D25]

Fun fact: Zatanna is a character who is often portrayed as a Love Interest to both Both Batman and his adoptive Son Dick Grayson, also known as Nightwing. It‘s weird that this isn‘t the first or last instance of this.

[@joshuacr]

Even weirder in some animated alternate reality, he boinked Batgirl in Killing Joke.

[@OverlyPositiveFanboy]

Wait, when has she been a love interest to Dick? Is this a Silver Age thing?

[@O.D25]

@@OverlyPositiveFanboyYoung Justice the show for example

[@OverlyPositiveFanboy]

@@O.D25 Ah, yeah, I forgot that.

[@vanleeuwenhoek]

"During the first decade of the computer's serious invasion of business, when managers often decided their businesses needed computers even though they had only the flimsiest bases for such decisions, they also often undertook fairly penetrating systems analyses of their operations in order to determine what their new computers were to do. In a great many cases such studies revealed opportunities to improve operations, sometimes radically, without introducing computers at all. Nor were computers used in the studies themselves. Often, of course, computers were installed anyway for reasons of, say, fashion or prestige." (p. 34) Joseph Weizenbaum's "Computer Power and Human Reason: From Judgment to Calculation"

[@MM-xn6tn]

Batman hasn't been the same ever since those amnesia concussions.

[@Mr.RubixMan]

This is awesome. I feel that in the next "superhero tryouts" for the justice League, Zatanna should audition and replace wonder woman

[@ElectricalMatthew]

I’m surprised to see Zatanna in one of these videos and that she has a voice actress

[@Sandelaphon]

That lead pipe really did a number on Batman.

[@finaltouchstudio_]

Batman “are we in the 70’s?” *holds iPhone*

[@GODISGOODBRO]

I like how they struggle to figure out what time period they're in followed by batman pulling out an iPhone

[@produccionesluxy]

Batman full on beliving the bat computer must be some sort of sequel to getting punched in the head with a steel tube by superman

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Slowly approaching full animation ;)

[@dazzlethestar151]

The reveal that it's just Robin and his friends using the Batcomputer to troll Batman is just hilarious 😂

[@yoface2537]

The bat computer can move through time and space

[@harryshell212]

You're the guy from call me carson!

[@therealjollification]

after studying divine command theory for an ethics class a couple days ago this skit was even funnier than it should have been for me

[@CretronGaming]

3:31 guacamole, gamer fart 9000

[@jacksonadams9737]

Zatanna Speaks in acquisition of female VA

[@adamblade8805]

Maybe hitting Batman with a steel pipe from last episode wasn't the best idea! 😂

[@hirudinaria]

Zatanna was only there to brag about the no longer "lack of voice actress" 😂

[@fleshfurbyTroutLegion-wq5po]

Plot twist, Batman was taking a shit in that bush (Also, Superman sounds like SwaggerSouls)

[@seanathaalexand]

I saw the twist coming from a more a way and even still it got me.

[@caitlinabbott7895]

(Laughing in presence of a voice actress)

[@Earthboundmike]

I had to rewind to make sure I actually heard that, I didn't know those existed in this videos lol

[@MultiLimpet]

Y2k was a real thing. Billions were spend to fix issues before it happened