Best Sperm Contest, Foreskin Lamp, 'Zaddy' & 'Yeet' Added to Dictionary | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

The Human Sperm Bank of Shanghai is holding a "best ejaculate in the country" contest, an anatomically correct lamp, new words like "zaddy," "deplatform," and "yeet" added to Dictionary.com, and Pfizer's Chantix is recalled.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@mazsax999]

"Qtip in tha butt....Weeknd playin in tha background..." This was MAAAAD specific lol

[@candigirrl003]

😂 "maddddd" (british slang and accent) darling we are all mad here ...

[@nectarshrub]

For real wtf 😹😹

[@fajon2]

He gives me more and more reasons to think he suspect

[@mazsax999]

@@candigirrl003 MAAAAD (New York slang & accent) meeas"alot' or "very"

[@jessicabw]

No one works harder than the legal team on D&M.

[@makatron]

"you wrote what?!", legal team... probably

[@bchery4048]

“ALLEGEDLY”

[@candigirrl003]

There work environment is beautiful. I saw the "behind the scenes" of the men who helped write and keep their inspiration up. impressive as hell.

[@christenford3864]

That female lamp joke was so underrated...had me☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@tweety1864]

You....me.... SAME🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-hk5bj4yj9t]

I can't like this comment because it's at 69. #suciogang

[@RickyJ718]

"You got a Jacky?!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@mzblkcarib186]

Between the q-tip reference and the spit cup...I am like yoooo😂😂😂😂

[@adrianmartinez8291]

I was dying at that part, cuz my wife’s name is Jackie. So it was just that much more funny to me.

[@johnwest9527]

Yoooo 😂😂😂

[@philosophy20]

"Just like ya boy 🤪🤟🏽" - Mero 2021

[@qtbduo]

"We on tv now. I can buy a whole real doll" "That's growth"

[@Neenerella333]

I thought he said "That's gross."😂

[@c0wboys4life]

@@Neenerella333 He said growth

[@ronmacoon3114]

How they bleep "sucked" at the end after that wild ass segment

[@Born2beSPRA]

Julia you knew what you signed up for with all of these topics.

[@riversider2506]

Lmaooo 😂 FACTS 🤣 💀

[@candigirrl003]

😂 she has made a niche for herself. and stands very tall for it.

[@dshepherd107]

“This was supposed to be your spit test.” 🤣🤣

[@jasonwilliams1713]

Saying "pipette" instead of "cup" is such a high level of natural funny

[@solitairedoll]

Julia wasn’t lying at this majorly sucio open 😅

[@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon]

Yo, that dead "No" at the end has me dying.. it's like you can see the expression on her face. Ants crossed holding a clipboard like Desus bout to get us all called upstairs,😂😂😂

[@PleaseAlex07]

"Yo, my man, you seen the egg?"

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

Foreskin lamp? Some real Ed Gein energy right there

[@lavenderpurple6248]

Lol

[@EricLeafericson]

Mero's goofy ass giggle gets me every time

[@felixiii3680]

Parents! Don’t beat your kids, Yeet your kids!

[@samiatiq7879]

The wildest title in a while

[@tkizzle69]

This giving me viceland vibes I love it. Also Mero dressed like a GTA character before a heist 💀

[@flobarrerav7374]

AYYYYYEEEE Mero shouted out my boy The Weeknd ah ah ahh The Brand be simpin XOTWOD

[@getlostyougoofball]

6:37 best joke of the warmup

[@bcckid18]

Yerrrr what's good ballbags?

[@JoeMenjivar]

they made chantix sucio. legends.

[@justinel6633]

The more sucio the topic, the more powerful y’all become. Bruh I was in tears watching this. Su su sucioooo

[@fredwardscissorhands7262]

And we wonder why the Emmys people won’t nominate them lol

[@Kxji]

BRO THIS INTRO WAS WILD B! 😭😭😭😭

[@sanjisay8232]

"...that's growth.." 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnwest9527]

Boy said "you got a jacky" 😂😂😂😂

[@shiwooify]

the perfeck trio

[@anetteatkins1315]

They brought the heat in this one

[@chrisbreakingbanks]

They had to bleep the last “sucked.” That’s hilarious

[@c.hobson6608]

"now im going to get fired from best buy" og's remember.

[@elibreezy]

40 year old virgin?

[@colleenscott7769]

Poor Julia 😂😂😂😂

[@anetteatkins1315]

Thats growth 🤣🤣🤣 the brand cant be stopped

[@cuzjuan]

You gotta Jacky? Fam!

[@azlstrhl]

Men who run the dictionary putting words in it that they want is hilariously factual lol

[@SPLTUNE]

this was so messy lololol

[@ofentsemako8042]

"... AND THE JACKIE GOES TOO". 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shaun5497]

The dudes took a topic and ran with it! Crazy funny show! They sound like us just sitting around and talking shit!

[@makatron]

How high are the writers when they come up with subjects?

[@gunotlucio]

6:06 when the reptilian human suit malfunctions

[@theukvibe2920]

When you dropping that 2021 XXL Cypher reaction?! Need that in my life ASAP.

[@belindagarcia2672]

I SECOND THIS!

[@Justanadmin]

They already reacted to it on Season 3 Episode 33 bruh

[@4biz]

shouts to the bodega boys.

[@Vagaboy66]

Big up Nero in the wallaby clarks

[@teniyahthomas6587]

This is my favorite one so far lmfao

[@yasuke9317]

My Guys are lit. Must be some fire. Me too tho😁 Grest show.

[@chriseckroat4091]

ive actually been so drunk i had to use my phone light! fucking great

[@torilanier]

Clarks 🔥

[@TLCTugger]

Foreskin feels REALLY good. Seriously, it's the best part.

[@no_peace]

Sweet in front with an oaky finish

[@yaris4595]

deplatform lol

[@riversider2506]

We went from " *CLAPPIN'* " to " *JERKING* " the lights off 💡📴.. We're really living in a sucio society nowadays and it's crazy 🥴😂

[@stevenbenitez1851]

Most FOUL episode yet lmfaooooo

[@01tshepo]

The title matches the thumbnail perfectly. If they were to discuss the best sperm and foreskin lamps this is exactly how their faces would be

[@mimigiggles4199]

Foreskin lamp, I thought somebody was collecting leftover baby meats.

[@GJohnson1981]

Y'all are on ONE...... 😆

[@no_peace]

I never got used to the idea of community pron mags. At least bring your own

[@RoyalSoul666]

Silver Fox = Cougar (Maybe?)

[@ashleymoreno935]

Love the fits!

[@thafox8380]

YEEEEET

[@terigiese1322]

Too funny!!!!👏🏻👏🏻😅😅😅

[@donnieboughton1730]

This that shit...

[@chevyriderG]

Snow leopard is the female silver fox

[@candigirrl003]

The clapper, the hand job, love in light (with box), does p.diddy/brother love/Sean combs.... already have one. lol. Monsby . don't forget the white gloves.

[@DrWhooznecks]

I had to get RIGHT yo!

[@phisiks]

sprem come out iwith timbs and a Yankee hat

[@Timmy2Dope]

Ya'll need Santana and Ortiz from AEW on the show. They are wrestlers but their from the Bronx

[@jackdier8624]

Yoooooo. Bring This Show Back.

[@maverikregime6885]

mero fit on here so stupid fire wtf

[@YahshuaTheObserver]

I think Mero meant Equality 😂😂😂

[@smashboogietheilladelic5740]

And another one!

[@taylorg8509]

Bodega boys !!!!!!!

[@urobos1]

Are we still doing “first” or am I washed?!

[@spencewhite9215]

Its the internet it doesn't matter

[@solitairedoll]

Washed

[@felixiii3680]

Washed FM

[@hunterklugh5067]

washed AM

[@supercoolguyization]

gee was sus so i bought a truck and found salvation in all this free luck

[@kimanigrey-campbell7976]

Can someone tell me what kind of Clark's Mero has on because they are amazing?

[@patriciaroses1381]

Love laugh pull my foreskin back 😭

[@DJAUDIO1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hoodcollector]

sucio boys !!! gang gang !!!

[@bridgetbonds5169]

I would rather buy a regular lamp

[@DS-nq1dg]

Wallabees never go out of style! On anotha note, that lamp sells for $5K?!?!?

[@wallydavisjr]

A sperm contest def sounds like some superhuman type shit.

[@Charlie_Alpha_Lima]

You got a Jacky? lamo

[@B_Ella1269]

Ray just passed away 3 days ago; Chantix is officially sus.

[@christinamccalla5769]

Can we get Rory and Mal as the next illustrious guests???

[@McCallEdwards]

Is the past tense of yeet yeeted? I like "yote"

[@Rocioslane]

Why can’t a woman or a man be a Silver Fox? 🦊

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

Somewhere down the line cougars came to rep older women and silver foxes men I guess there’s no hard and fast rule over the names so try to start the female fox thing and see if it catches on

[@certifiedsoft9206]

Well a fox is specific to a male, as females are called vixens. So if you’ve ever heard a girl be called a “video vixen” it’s like that. Maybe silver vixen will catch on but I’d rather just be called a vixen bc that’s sexy enough.

[@chuckscott4661]

@CertifiedSoft. An attractive older man is a silver fox. But an attractive younger man is rarely if ever referred to as a fox. And an older attractive woman is never referred to as a silver fox, for obvious reasons. But an attractive younger woman is considered a fox. Despite the fact that a fox is male and a female fox is a vixen. Weird huh.

[@CharoOmeg]

5:26

[@jondoe9308]

Men make the work place colder because in summer working in a office men have to wear suits while women wear sundresses n sandals

[@Justanadmin]

Why they censored “suck” tho? Sounds mad weird.

[@kingdom7217]

,💯

[@elizahhoward3923]

A silver fox female is a cougar duh

[@elizahhoward3923]

The brand is getting smarter every day

[@charlestoncooper5265]

naw a snow leopard

[@justinnyugen7015]

Platinum Pumas?

[@edmanuelfeliciano5250]

A silver back

[@enj5932]

my coworker dead ass said its harder to get a girl pregnant when your drunk cuz ur sperm drunk too. don't ask me I laughed my ass off. also, said u can get sun burn from the moon. I'm serious these things were said lmfaoooooo

[@godlee4779]

AYO DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT KIND OF LIQUOR MERO BE DRINKING ON SET?

[@SalimSivaad]

Brugal

[@rigormortus1597]

Sucio Gang

[@MegaCassie83]

Fireskin lamp?! Ewww very Ed Gein.

[@jeremyblackwater439]

😂 yeah 😒 💀

[@ryuhitsuya21]

Bucks won baby, next year Knicks lose in the ECF for the Bucks repeat

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

Bucks lol…enjoy this year. Fully healthy Nets won’t let that happen again

[@bl00dhoney]

All I see is veneers and bigen.

[@nanayaw565]

Su su.........

[@TheJacyn313]

Silver fox is old ass dudes Silver dragon is for abulita

[@alexandercorrigan507]

Yeah and China is a country of 1.7 billion people live competition