Shovelware Variety Hour: Rounds 1-3 - Scott The Woz Compilation

A compilation of the following "Scott The Woz" episodes:
Shovelware Variety Hour - • Shovelware Variety Hou...
Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Two - • Shovelware Variety Hou...
Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Three - • Shovelware Variety Hou...
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[@JikoMusic]

At last, the Variety *Hour* lives up to its name

[@ultra_magikarp3880]

It doesn't, it's only 58 minutes

[@Silly-Goose-OG]

@@ultra_magikarp3880 You can stare at M&M’s Beach Party for the remainder of the hour.

[@Jake76667]

the title actually makes sense now

[@poffusagi7073]

@@ultra_magikarp3880 it's called rounding numbers

[@CaptainJZH]

@@ultra_magikarp3880 add 2 minutes for commercial breaks or something lol

[@goncalomoncarcho9179]

I can tell you EXACTLY what kind of audience "Chicken Shoot" was aiming for. Middle aged mothers with young sons that want to get in touch with the gaming world to better connect with their kids. My mother loved this game, and I have fond memories of watching her play it. It was pure joy.

[@Mr.Bug1907]

You somehow made a bargain bin game wholesome

[@richardadamson1438]

Chicken Shoot was a ripoff of a game series called Morrhoon, which is a popular series in Germany where you shoot chicken. Why Chichen Shoot came to the US is beyond me.

[@battles.digital]

One of my all time favorite Scott lines: *IHAVETWENTYDOLLARSANDINEEDAWIIGAMEFORMYKID*

[@Crabstar729]

i've always heard this line as "IHAVETWENTYDOLLARSANDINEEDAWIIUFORMYGAME"

[@killpuddle9977]

its a very good line but honestly nothing can beat GROUSE?! for me

[@thenintendoistx]

I thought it was WII U instead of WII GAME, I did fist see it in an out of context compilation so I didn't know it was from this video 😂

[@myriadmediamusings]

Of all of Scott's long-running series this is probably my favorite. The shovelware garbage just adds so much potential for jokes and is the origin for such gems as his eternal pity for Data Design, catching Scott in a goose, wondering what an M&M can do, and of course...GROUSE?!?

[@MrPoke]

grouse

[@luminous_stones]

GROUSE?!

[@alainsoucysergerie9879]

What this person said. Absolutely.

[@Chaos89P]

grouse, GROUSE?! *GROOOOOOOUUUUUUUSE!!!!!!!*

[@willisilikefood9492]

Better than Wii ware Chronicles?

[@tacoman6485]

1:34 “Oh my little Jimmy has a Wii and he f*cking hates chickens!” A classic line. Epic.

[@TheBigTopaz]

I’m not crying because of the fact this compilation somewhat confirms there isn’t going to be a round four, you are

[@ddjsoyenby]

well the brightest stars burn the quickest *sniffs*

[@goingunder2548]

See y'all in 3 years when he uploads Shovelware Variety Hour Rounds 4-6

[@side.mp4]

Actually, a compilation featuring every episode Scott’s done on game controllers up until that point came out before the episode about pro controllers did, meaning it’s definitely still possible for a round 4 to come out and I won’t give up hope.

[@michaeloverton04]

The fact that Scott turned this recurring series into a rocket is hilarious to me.

[@LmgWarThunder]

wdym turned it into a rocket?

[@TCStink3]

@@LmgWarThunderfunniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@michaeloverton04]

@Brendon Wolik for the Borderline Forever special, he went into space, and the rocket was made out of his Wii collection. It was only actually named the Scott the Woz edition of Monopoly.

[@LmgWarThunder]

@@michaeloverton04 thanks bro I totally forgot about that!

[@flordelizhawk358]

@@LmgWarThunder You forgetting that makes me think you either have a terrible memory or your life is too busy for its own good.

[@SuspiciousScout]

I hate that at 2:37, I know Scott says "You shoot animated chickens", but I ALWAYS hear "You shoot anime at chickens".

[@slomewe]

glad im not alone

[@bonedude1286]

Both of them kill.

[@davidzea-smith1417]

I like how at the end instead of Scott having a moment of realisation about how he’s a part the shovelware problem, he just disappears.

[@rebeccagoldman9964]

0:00 Opening for Round One 2:25 Chicken Shoot 3:21 Wonder World Amusement Park 5:22 Big Beach Sports 6:30 Game Party 7:10 Cruise Ship Vacation Games 7:47 Deca Sports 8:15 Brunswick Pro Bowling 9:00 Project Runway 9:20 Minute to Win It 9:44 Balls of Fury 10:20 M&M's Kart Racing 11:04 Ford Racing: Off Road 11:15 Buck Fever 11:41 Bigfoot: Collision Course 12:06 Family Party: 30 Great Games 13:05 Imagine Party Babyz 13:32 Data Design Interactive 13:52 Ninjabread Man 14:47 Anubis II 15:40 Rock 'n' Roll Adventures 16:11 Monster Trux Arenas 16:38 Kawasaki Jet Skis 17:02 Final Thoughts on Data Design 17:26 Ending for Round One 17:38 Opening for Round Two 18:37 Truth or Lies 19:45 Disney Sing It: Pop Hits 20:10 Boogie 20:55 The Smurfs Dance Party 21:32 Alvin and the Chipmunks 22:17 Hotel for Dogs 22:54 Puppy Luv 23:29 My Horse & Me 24:07 Paws and Claws: Pet Vet 25:01 Petz Sports 25:20 Petz: Crazy Monkeyz 25:54 M&M's Beach Party 26:29 Jelly Belly: Ballistic Beans 26:58 Gummy Bears Magical Medallion 27:21 Gummy Bears Mini Golf 27:40 Kidz Sports: Crazy Golf 28:23 Kidz Sports: Ice Hockey 28:45 Kidz Sports Basketball 29:04 Kawasaki Quad Bikes 29:18 Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland 29:44 Myth Makers: Orbs of Doom 30:00 Myth Makers: Super Kart GP 30:13 Action Girlz Racing 30:29 Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing 30:47 Mini Desktop Racing 31:38 Game Party 2 31:52 GSN Presents: Family Gameshow 32:05 Family Party: Fitness Fun 32:35 Kid Kit Island Resort 33:29 Yamaha Supercross 33:34 Kart Racer 33:40 Birthday Party Bash 33:43 Ending for Round Two 33:49 Opening for Round Three 34:30 Chicken Blaster 35:41 Pheasants Forever Wingshooter 36:36 Ultimate Duck Hunting 37:18 Ultimate Duck Hunting 38:13 North American Hunting Extravaganza 39:02 Deer Drive 39:18 Calvin Tucker's Redneck: Farm Animals Racing Tournament 41:04 Monster Trux Offroad 41:44 Build 'n Race 42:13 Dave Mirra BMX Challenge 42:42 ATV Quad Kings 43:04 Pizza Delivery Boy 43:48 Pirates: Hunt for Blackbeard's Booty 45:28 Charm Girls Club: Pajama Party 46:01 Neighborhood Games 46:50 Medieval Games 47:35 Spy Games: Elevator Mission 48:12 Space Camp 48:59 Pool Party 49:19 Mercury Meltdown Revolution 50:00 The Monkey King: The Legend Begins 50:42 Ocean Commander 50:49 MiniCopter: Adventure Flight 50:59 Pacific Liberator 51:06 The Island of Dr. Frankenstein 51:14 Defendin' de Penguin 51:30 Hysteria Hospital: Emergency Ward 51:51 Power Punch 52:57 Spray 53:32 Furu Furu Park 53:03 Escape the Museum 54:30 King of Clubs 54:37 Carnival Games: Mini-Golf 54:54 Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball 55:05 We Wish You a Merry Christmas 55:38 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 56:27 Scene It? Twilight 56:45 M&M's Adventure 57:38 Space Chimps 57:50 Ending for Round Three 58:08 Blue Screen

[@Markeplier23]

Thanks

[@rebeccagoldman9964]

@@Markeplier23 One of us virgins had to do it.

[@TheBenSanders]

Nobody else like this.. it’s at one like for every minute of the video!

[@SuperBulldogWarrior]

You are a fckn trooper for this comment.

[@TheLegoNation]

Timestamps Part 1 0:00 - [March 24, 2019] Part 2 17:39 - [September 1, 2019] Part 3 33:49 - [December 14, 2020]

[@ArcherThings4257]

Thank you

[@CaptainJZH]

we're overdue for another one then lol

[@KingKayro87]

You forgot the most important timestamp: 35:53

[@alainsoucysergerie9879]

I was really hoping that'd be the "GROUUUUUUSE?!" bit. You're a good man.

[@statesminds]

Scott’s one of only KZbinrs that i will watch stuff I’ve already seen again and love it

[@starsuper64]

Scott should do a "bonus round" where he looks at shovelware on Ps2, DS, Ps4 and Switch

[@nman551]

I don’t know if he can handle “the life of black tiger”

[@jakethreesixty]

"Oh, Hi! You caught me in a goose!" Never fails to crack me up 😆

[@2Scribble]

You sure it's not a... ... ... ... ... grouse???

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

Genuinely one of my favorite Scott the Woz miniseries.

[@Silly-Goose-OG]

Probably some of the videos I come back to the most

[@juliannocartagena2007]

I agree! Shovelware is just such a fun topic to talk about!

[@Paccyd33]

Why do you have to say genuinely there’s like 2 miniseries

[@lahma69]

😂 The white t-shirt with "Fuck Chickens" in big letters across the front made me literally laugh out loud. So many props that are used for such little time (like less than 1 sec in many cases). Bad games. Great video!

[@killingtimeonline]

The moment that Scott couldn't hold back his bird killing urges any longer

[@intaurnet]

"Did somebody order terrible?" -Arguably one of Scott's best lines and one that currently lives rent-free in my head.

[@Moridin69]

This is my favorite scott the woz series. My childhood console and childhood trauma all together??

[@Auggierem]

I was only listening to this episode, and when he explained "Billy the Wizard" and threw the game in the trash. I immediately thought, "hahaha that sounded like Scott throwing it in the trash." Only to rewind and see exactly that. I felt the need to tell everyone.

[@KewlNerd20X6]

35:50 And thus, history was made.

[@DaltonLunday2103]

I love how all 3 episodes of the variety hour last almost an hour

[@OndoginReverse]

The ending card having nothing is only the third scariest thing I've seen all year

[@dip.918]

Genuinely so happy I have so much uncut Scott content to unwind to whilst playing Tears of the Kingdom

[@retroentertainment1340]

Data Design Interactive Sections: Part 1: 13:32 Part 2: 27:44 Part 3: 41:16

[@squadalaguydc]

Pairing this compilation up with the 2022 Christmas episode is perfect~

[@DeltaFrazzle]

i am really appreciating these compilations. i started stitching videos together that are "too short" into a playlist a couple years ago so that i have a large buffer of bg to game/sleep to, and im glad more youtubers lately are now making their own comps and long form videos.

[@LazyLoungingHippo]

"The store was fresh out, I subbed it out with kerosene." That was the end of me. I absolutely lost it right there

[@Ms_Adi_wuz_here._.]

14:47 the faint nutshack is really the cherry on top

[@Ikes_online_video_space_78]

Seems he left the remix in

[@EthanLubin]

Time stamps (beating Random Individual to the punch) Shovelware Variety Hour - 0:00 Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Two - 17:38 Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Three - 33:49

[@RandomIndividual]

Shit, it's time to retire.

[@micoasters]

5:01 as someone who is a coaster enthusiast and goes to amusement parks and carnivals for a job, yes

[@zombieguy4444]

Still gotta love how he never actually ranked Pirates Vs. Ninjas Dodge Ball

[@hoodedman6579]

I'm glad that this version still has the Nutshack theme in it.

[@BugsyFoga]

One of my favorite film trilogies.

[@joaquin621]

the deliveries in every single line of these is immaculate, by far my favorite scott series

[@ht8520]

I love how the character keeps getting more disheveled the longer this goes

[@killpuddle9977]

honestly this is peak scott the woz at least anything that isn't a skit type video

[@stevebazin127]

I need the audio of Scott saying "grouse?!?" ,so I can make it my text alert

[@Johdanlop]

I love Shovelware Variety Hour, its my favorite hour of the day!

[@2Scribble]

18:04 - whenever a new Scott's Snippets drops xD

[@Koalalover70]

Oh yeah, slop

[@MysticOwlz]

28:42 Tina from bobs burgers possessed Scott for a second lol

[@TerribleGameShack]

We need Shovelware Variety Hour 4 I must see what happens next in the Calvin Tucker Cinematic Universe

[@squadalaguydc]

We already had a fourth one in the 2022 Christmas episode It would fitting to see him make a Shovelware Variety Hour 5 as a joke

[@donovan802]

I immediately clicked on without even looking at the title. I thought it was the main channel 😂 Still, I’ve watched the compilations for the Nintendo Switch’s first five years in the market and the Mario Karts, so I’ll happily spend more of my time listening to this.

[@henryentertainmentsystem9923]

55:36 believe it or not, this was the first video game I ever played.

[@aceplays1081]

Fantastic, I needed something to watch for 58:24

[@Cassandra.]

these compilations are my favorite stoned/at work background audio content, ty Scott

[@deftoned2]

Patiently waiting for Shovelware Variety Hour: WiiU Edition

[@zkdr6278]

24:12 is the funniest clip from Scott the Woz ever produced

[@xga312]

An hour compilation? Watch it all baby!

[@DMParody]

You could even say that It’s Awesome, Baby!

[@TopHeadHighFlat]

It’s actually one hour of Shovelware variety!

[@Markeplier23]

Everytime I watch this series I feel like there’s a new game Scott reviews

[@ottomaticallyawesome]

13:33 Scott needs to make a Data Design compilation.

[@GiffanyCD]

he kept the Nutshack music?! yes!!!!

[@SykoMuffin]

24:10 HOLY CRAP I ACTUALLY PLAYED THAT ONE!! I had the DS port! It was misery inducing but I was weirdly addicted to it. Watching Scott's footage, the version I played was extremely different. It was like a stripped down Nintendogs where you had to clean the house too.

[@GamerFunOriginallyAarush]

Sweet compilation video!

[@pitvabackla8403]

15:05 Epic moment when Scott accidentally uses a Siivagunner rip

[@NinHenry]

oh my gosh its actually the nutshack

[@themariobroschannel8763]

I know this is off topic, but I think there should be a compilation of the various Nintendo consoles Scott did individual videos on. Similar to what he did for this and the five years in for the switch video.

[@magnachemmayhem]

Oh goodie, I was hoping this would be compiled!

[@quaker47]

i'd really love it if the entirety of the year of clubhouse games was uploaded

[@noveywovey]

i have definitely watched all these videos score but i WILL be watching them all again rn

[@Kingsley1010]

Love this series

[@mixedmattaphors]

Chicken Shoot has a pretty good visual style.

[@ShaughanMcClintock1]

One of my favorite series

[@sebastianherrera6514]

Cool compilation, I’ll watch it later

[@moosenman]

Those carnival games are absolutely fantastic idk what Scott’s on about. I mean I figure they aren’t ground breaking but I spent hourrrsss unlocking everything I could, especially with the mini golf, it was so fun even if some of the courses pissed me off (the Egyptian one specifically).

[@ddjsoyenby]

finally this series all together in one video.

[@VenusaurPO]

"I took out a loan for 2 grand and spent it all on dewormer paste" - Scott foreshadowing the Ivermectin craze???

[@SuperStarEevee]

truly the most variety an hour can get

[@bigspaghettio]

i like how he didn't even fix him using a high quality nutshack rip during the Anubis 2 segment

[@chasehaskell6490]

As someone who grew up with Wii shovelware, while it's 99% bullshit, I had SO much fun with Build n' Race. There are a lot of glitches in the game, especially when placing banked corners, which would cause the car to drive into the void, but once you knew how to avoid the glitches and crashes it was a lot of fun to design and race on your own courses. You could get surprisingly complex with them.

[@ClwkInstnct]

Any time shovelware gets talked about, I can't help but fall to the floor of laughter

[@qstmrk8004]

the music used part 1 00:00 "Training Menu" from Wii Fit Plus "Game Select" from Super Mario All Stars "Title" from Super Metroid "Wii Sports Series Medley" from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U "Minigame" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds "Switch Scramble Circus" from Super Mario 3D World "Tennis (Results)" from Wii Sports "Tennis (Select Position)" from Wii Sports "Selection Screen" from Wii Sports Resort "Defiant" from de Blob "Casino" from Super Mario 64 DS "Yoshi and Cookies" from Yoshi's Woolly World "Moo Moo Meadows" from Mario Kart 8 "Mexico" from Excite Truck "To the Star Carnival" from Mario Party 8 "Food Mart" from Tomodachi Life "Cookie Caves" from Ninjabread Man "Main Theme" from Ninjabread Man "Special Course" from Yoshi's Woolly World part 2 17:38 "The War" by Ender Güney "May 2019" from Nintendo eShop (Wii U) "Main Menu" from Buzz Quiz World "Bob-omb Battlefield" from Super Mario 64 "Game Select" from Rhythm Heaven Megamix "Rhythm Rally" from Rhythm Heaven "Shopping" from Nintendogs "Kennel" from Nintendogs + Cats "Main Title" from Wii Party "Sunshine Seaside" from Super Mario 3D World "Feeling the Burn" from Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash "Track 1" from Ninjabread Man "Main Theme" from Ninjabread Man "Track 3" from Ninjabread Man "Main Theme" from Pilotwings Resort part 3 33:49 "Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes "Main Theme (July 2014)" from Nintendo eShop (Wii U) "Charge!" from Wii Play "Hungry Land" from Chocobo Racing "Jump Park" from Wii Play Motion "BGM 06" from The Adventures of Bayou Billy "Moo Moo Farm" from Mario Kart 64 "Main Theme" from Ninjabread Man "Title Theme" from Super Mario Maker "Canada" from Excite Truck "Main Theme" from Paperboy (NES) "Pirates" from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker "Style Savvy: Trendsetters" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate "Obstacle Course" from Wii Fit Plus "Minigame" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds "Multiplayer 5" from GoldenEye 007 (N64) "Buoy Base (Underwater)" from Super Mario Galaxy "Billiards" from Wii Play "Main Menu" from Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz HD "The Haunted Shrine" from Pocky & Rocky "Ghost Town" from Sonic Forces "World Circuit" from Punch-Out!! (Wii) "Main Menu" from WarioWare Gold "Main Theme" from Wii Sports Club "Main Theme (Holidays 2015)" from Nintendo eShop (Wii U) "Bob-omb Battlefield" from Super Mario 64

[@teleportingsqirl]

"i selected french as my language" (selects spanish in the menu) 42:50

[@mtrainluv]

Oh this is perfect!

[@michaelwilson8461]

Lets not forget , that Shovelware was pretty much at the core of the video game market crash in the 80's It's been a thorn in the side of gaming , almost as long as gaming has been a thing.

[@MegaInferGoku19617]

My favorite gaming KZbinrs have that developer that they groan at when they see their logo on the cover: AVGN- LJN Act Man- Activision Blizzard Scott the Woz- Data Design

[@FantasyAnime100]

I remember my dad getting chicken blaster one Christmas. It came with an orange shotgun that you stuck the wiimote in. Good memories

[@timthewizard6102]

This really is the Shovelware Variety Hour

[@KMACKTIME]

Another Scott channel? Hell ya, though idk if an hour is exactly a snippet but I’m here for it

[@NintendoTransformer]

I had Disney Sing It Pop Hits. Got it for my birthday and played it with my friends at a slumber party. All we did was scream and make stupid sounds into the mic lmao.

[@Hollow00MAX]

27:11 I love that part too!

[@ChildhoodReliever]

This Variety Hour is the Best Hour

[@suxdonti]

Scott’s backlog gives me anxiety and i don’t own it. Brother is fighting with his games

[@WitherVideos]

Truly an actual hour

[@grantlathrop6837]

I never realized that he accidentally used SiIvagunner music while talking about Anubis II

[@TonyMichaels166]

I remember when the “chicken shoot” game was a screen-saver for PCs in the 90s lol

[@elponyalfaro7216]

2:59 that's just a game and watch game lol it was definitely my favorite one in Game and Watch Gallery 3!

[@DeLorean4]

3:17 LOL! That should have been the pull quote on the cover: "Well, fuck you! Have you played Chicken Shoot?" - Scott the Woz

[@ricardoquerubin3962]

24:12 This is the second time Scott has physically assaulted a goose.

[@Luma-ht6sg]

I actually remember loving carnival games mini golf as a kid

[@shadepizza4217]

It's finally an hour

[@StarkMaximum]

The unfortunate part to following Scott's Snippets is I thought this was a whole new episode.

[@puggadon2650]

I love scott

[@adeadphish7931]

Would love a switch Shovelware variety hour

[@aidetund6263]

Scott made me want to buy all these games lmao

[@GLATRONIUM]

I gotta say that Farm Animals Racing is one of the shovelwares with the best graphics for the Wii lol

[@JackGamer0912]

58:04 great last words

[@Ultra_rocketmus]

19:32 it was their plan so their game doesn’t sound bad

[@theunicyclist3440]

35:48 "Say the line Bart..."

[@xgaming2427]

13:36 😂😂