Scott's Cluster of Consoles

I give a tour of the dirty side of my collection.
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[@Screwy]

Hearing Scott talk about the housing market with almost zero irony is spooky, only counterbalanced by the mental image of him renting out a bigger apt/house so he can secure double the amount of Wii Us

[@aturchomicz821]

Oh god😳

[@beansman8757]

Then he would have 0.000001% of all wiiU’s

[@indigotheindieghost7214]

well, Scott has always been pretty based

[@indigotheindieghost7214]

well, Scott has always been pretty based

[@savagegamer474]

@@indigotheindieghost7214 can you elaborate please?

[@bradyp634]

Scott is single-handedly responsible for at least 1% of all Wii-U sales

[@aylo.mp3]

at least 50%

[@Purple_Sloth]

He just owns every Wii U

[@MAT_1922]

@@Purple_Sloth i was wondering where my wii u went!

[@weathermansam2]

I know this is a joke, but Scott is responsible for 0.00006% of all Wii U sales

[@Lou-yf1jo]

Why does everyone hate it?

[@HForever]

This is the only time in recorded history someone has said "My other Ouya"

[@kirin1230]

"My other Ouya" - the guy with 8 Wii U's

[@deeonmxrs]

They don’t call him Micro-console Buyer Man for no reason

[@YeetusVanitas]

"I keep buying damn Wii Us." That sentence has never been said before.

[@jadeaaron2003]

It feels so w r o n g

[@neo-beo]

Oops, just bought a tenth wii u, silly me

[@Tamnd605]

@@neo-beo lol

[@raxadian]

He is gonna break the world record of "most Wii Us owned by a single person" eventually.

[@lone_stick]

@@raxadian "eventually"

[@boojm64]

I cannot pay attention to anything for long, yet I can listen to this guy talk about games and consoles for HOURS

[@myriadmediamusings]

Scott’s vids in the Woz & Stash channels are one of my go to’s for playing in the background while I do other tasks.

[@benpiano800]

That's the power of stupid Nintendo games

[@theformerkaiser9391]

It the same for me, probably because it’s a topic we’re actually interested in.

[@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind]

The power of communication.

[@LiquidArmProduction]

You should tell those other things to talk about Gubble instead. I've done that in class a few times, it's gone over well.

[@RobinThomson277]

Realtor: Hi how are you? Oh looking to move for more space! Is it kids, pets or just to make a home gym Scitt: I OWN A VECTREX NOW

[@formatta7114]

Scitt Tha Wizz

[@gamingnubs7628]

@@formatta7114 so we have Scott, Scutt, Scoot, Scuut, Soctt, Woz the Scott and now Scitt. Amazing.

[@itsprodigit]

Scitt The Jizz

[@timmyvee8213]

Scatt da Waz

[@alexschneider1667]

“I keep buying damn Wii U’s”

[@trooperV2003]

Scott is probably on a watchlist somewhere for owning all those Wii U’s.

[@A_Toaster]

You got the terrorist leaders active war criminals and then scott

[@onninno8028]

Was it 6 if i counted correctly

[@simplybloxxed]

@@onninno8028 it’s 8 now. I shit you not.

[@onninno8028]

@@simplybloxxed nice

[@thesilvermario99]

He's building something, if the Military can use Ps3's to pilot drones who knows what Scott can do with 32 WiiU's.

[@Edo_Luna_]

It’s funny how one of the most interesting places of his apartment is a closet

[@kpdotexe3649]

Idk man I personally think the Mushroom Gorge is more interesting

[@grunkis3646]

you should see his dishwasher

[@MichaelVickers2007]

@@grunkis3646 bro the attic is where it’s at

[@slinkyveil6031]

Basement for the win!!!!

[@aturchomicz821]

@@kpdotexe3649 Yeah its so big wtf its gonna cause an Earthquake monkaS

[@orangederp]

this is quite literally scott's stash

[@Crox101]

YEAH I WANNA SEE A MESS

[@joltz..2042]

YEAAAH

[@eean3030]

Me too!

[@WardenKaz]

SHOW US THE FUCKING CAR

[@theguythatuploadsnothing6604]

I'm lonley

[@gorfelbt]

HELL YEAHHH

[@Rehncohro]

Hearing about you running out of space makes me worry you're going to one of these days flood your apartment with stuff.

[@MeerkatP]

Not just any stuff, Wii Us.

[@mrcoolman333]

Scott the Wii U hoarder

[@davidjaymz64]

@@MeerkatP just incase...you never know when you'll get lasagna on one...

[@vortex_all9055]

on todays episode on hoarders scott wozniak could not stop collecting flingsmash and wii play copies

[@mrcoolman333]

“So what started your hoarding Scott?” “Well I just saw that 32gb Wii U model....”

[@joelnelson4770]

"Scott, why do you own so many Wii U's?" "I just like 'em!"

[@KRUSH-R]

"I just think they're neat"

[@Zaden6661]

Scott:”I wAnT fIvE oF uM

[@nelraee1296]

I like seeing Scott geek out because sometime I just pull up a game on my shelf and talk to myself and geek out for like 20 minutes

[@handgun559]

Scott single handedly kept the Wii U "afloat" until the Switch released. I'm not convinced we saw all of his Wii U's.

[@Tanuki-cl7qi]

Very certain he's replaced the insulation in his apartment with WiiUs.

[@aztektheultimatewoman]

8:31 “Why would you buy this?” he says while holding up his own (presumably purchased) copy.

[@aturchomicz821]

He should have just stolen it smh

[@DaSheepKiller]

@@aturchomicz821 "I just learned an easy way to get stuff on the cheap: steal it!"

[@aturchomicz821]

@@DaSheepKiller Yup and it works super well especially if you know how to avoid Security Cameras Properly😎

[@breadbox3987]

@@aturchomicz821 throw a rock at it

[@emilioduran3430]

15:06

[@lukus1013]

Scott in 2045: So this is my Wii U room

[@FizzyChalice]

“What? No, this isn’t a room filled with Wii Us, that would be stupid” **opens door to reveal a room constructed entirely out of Wii Us**

[@alexalexander1772]

The jokes on us. When all Wii-U’s are in the same room the prophecy will be fulfilled. Either Cthulhu awakens or Reggie becomes immortal. Forget which.

[@real_abender]

Scott shows us his stash on Scott's Stash

[@betterusername2149]

"How many versions of Pong do you need?" Scott: "Yes"

[@JerzeyJimmy]

there was like nine million FUCKIN' pong consoles

[@knuckl6972]

Imagine destroying your Ouya then buying another one

[@aididan]

Imagine buying an Ouya.

[@brown-eyedcheese5440]

Is that a bisexual Genesis?

[@creedd.o8928]

@@aididan Imagine buying

[@sammack1890]

@@creedd.o8928 Imagine

[@autokid311]

@@sammack1890 i

[@corvegasally]

This is like your big brother opening up his closet and showing you all of his cool old school game systems, can we hook one up and and play now?

[@ikitheterrible]

Ikr

[@zmansadventures]

Ye cool old game systems like the wii, ds, gamecube, ps3, and Xbox 360!

[@tobennyandbeyond]

@@zmansadventures i can’t believe the xbox 360 is now considered old school. >n

[@mjdxp5688]

I can't believe Scott has a Vetrex

[@pengun835]

one day im gonna let my little brother into my room, turn on my pc, and open up dolphin thats gonna be his equivalent to this scenario

[@Escararpa]

“I needed that Wii U” No man should need so many Wii U’s

[@gorfelbt]

Buuuuuut, what if you got lasagna on one of them?

[@jaysefgames1155]

@@gorfelbt eat the lasagne

[@brown-eyedcheese5440]

No man should need any Wii U’s*

[@niallmcardle7]

Wii U gang rise up - emulation beast

[@DaSheepKiller]

If Scott eventually gets a new place, will he make a gag about this apartment burning down and then moving into "Newer Location McGee"?

[@dawngjertson9731]

New location mcthree

[@Asiago9]

No he will make a third game completion video just so he can burn down his apartment

[@DaSheepKiller]

@@Asiago9 the gag would be in a new game compilations video, yes.

[@autismandgaming4532]

Arsene could be better

[@Asiago9]

@@autismandgaming4532 no arsene in a game compalation 3 video

[@_CNT_]

"If you add one more Wii U in this closet, it will explode"

[@cloudy7971]

Sounds like the name to a mario level. "Console Cluster Closet"

[@aturchomicz821]

Huh

[@andy.burbulis1899]

@@aturchomicz821 Super Mario 64

[@radicalonion4979]

Cluttered cluttered closet

[@crescentfresh8001]

A surprising amount of devices that don't run Madden 08.

[@Zaden6661]

Lmao

[@tgn.6975]

But can it run Madden 08 XD

[@timelymirror7826]

🤭a modern PC can

[@Zaden6661]

@@timelymirror7826 “get the fuck out”

[@martin0499]

I saw a 360 in there at least

[@TheKewlPerson]

8:30 "Pac-Man, why would you buy this?" Scott says while holding a copy he bought

[@firepopsi]

It’s such a Scott thing to do to own 3 copies of Wii Party U

[@Sillyshit511]

That’s a rare game too

[@spider8867]

its even more of a scott thing for scott to own 31 copies of wii play

[@ABitofEpicness]

He needs them to play Amiibo Festival, its the only way he can convince his friend to let him share a corndog

[@troyk7100]

@@ABitofEpicness I love Gex!

[@FizzyChalice]

@@troyk7100 You got one.

[@ChristopherMoom]

Remember when Scott talked about his Bargain Bin games and said "I turned these copies.. into a maze." during one of the songs in "It's a Bargain Bin Christmas" Looking at Scott's console closet, that might actually become a reality now

[@cd-ramos]

if you are a really tiny person yes

[@vriskamoder]

I turned these consoles into a maze

[@Grenino]

That was skylanders. I want a video on them

[@kpdotexe3649]

Why are you everywhere, Christopher?

[@crisismoon880]

@@kpdotexe3649 clout

[@nateeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Scott: eating lunch His 18 Wii U's: "Hey"

[@LezbeOswald]

Scott's only a year older than me but he has already achieved more in terms of video game and console collection than I ever will in my entire life

[@frds_skce]

Yeah dude, sometime i wonders what job he's in rn to be able to afford all of these games and console. Like, don't get me wrong, I'm still studying rn but goddamn scott, where you got all the money

[@LezbeOswald]

​@@frds_skce youtubers can make a pretty decent amount of money once their subscribers hit the millions, but yeah i have no idea if this is all just youtube money or if he has another job on the side or what.

[@TheDamnWinner]

@@frds_skce uhm, he gets it from making youtube videos. Were you under the impression that youtubers have day jobs and do this for fun on the side? Lol

[@frds_skce]

@@TheDamnWinner Nah, just curious. It doesn't bother me if he doesn't work either, although relying solely on youtube money to buy your games doesn't really sit right in my thought. Take my speculation as what you will. In the end of the day, he has 700+ games, 40+ consoles and he's happy. I don't mind that

[@TheDamnWinner]

@@frds_skce “doesnt sit right in my thought”. What does that even mean? Dude he has over a million subs, provided he has sponsers and shit he probably makes MORE than enough money to supply himself these game consoles. not to mention he uses them for content and likely could write a lot of it off on his taxes as “work expenses”.

[@Hutch2Much]

“i had to buy another OUYA because we…uh…” [cut to Scott slamming an OUYA with a hammer] “…destroyed it…”

[@theooftroop]

watching him go through all this junk is like my favorite thing it's so insanely fascinating

[@davidjaymz64]

8:30 "why would you buy this??' he says as he holds his copy that he bought. never change scott, please.

[@mikeey6804]

"I don't save everything" *Pulls out zip-loc bag full of a empty foil packaging*

[@renaultft1917]

Scott's closet: I have 50 consoles you've never heard of, an entire store's worth of games, Japanese exclusives the Declaration of Independence. My closet: Clothes (citation needed)

[@LandonMee]

I love listening to grandpa Scott talk about the good ol' days

[@PrimMashups]

did scott just refer to a mario-themed wii wheel as "mario-flavored"

[@advokatie]

its a midwest thing

[@laviuwu]

@@advokatie this isnt the midwest this is *ohio*

[@myriadmediamusings]

But finally we get to know: What does Mario taste like?

[@Gatorade69]

@@myriadmediamusings Spagett.

[@maxlastname2004]

@@myriadmediamusings like a wii wheel, apparently

[@qbumf]

I don't even know this man... I love the youtube algorithm for bringing me here

[@Soyfranciscoperez]

You should totally check his main channel!! He's great!

[@solidgamer6160]

^^

[@3nvy777]

^^

[@voxeln00b]

^^

[@fruitchewx127]

^^

[@steviemccool4872]

I can’t believe he spent like 10 mins going over all his Wii u’s and then casually brushed over the fact he has a vectrex

[@buranflakes]

A boxed Vectrex no less

[@exxo3349]

Very in character for him

[@jackieburkhart3268]

4:00 so let me get this straight: scott bought a rare japanese collectors edition of the Wii JUST SO he could see 25 on the blocks of super mario?

[@dmen7280]

The man has priorities

[@caronice666]

Ikr it's sad

[@sxaivyy3646]

@@caronice666 nah its manly

[@awesomenintendoman7054]

I'm still surprised that Scott was able to afford and find all those old consoles. (Especially the Magnavox Odyssey.)

[@sunnystrathern8396]

You shouldn't be considering how open he is about dodging taxes!

[@aturchomicz821]

A true "Gamer" indeed..

[@MakoTenseii]

I'm pretty sure his youtube videos make him fat stacks. That or he's just loaded in general

[@Mimi.1001]

@@MakoTenseii I think he might have a job beside the KZbin channel (or he had, the effort for the videos is pretty enormous at times, it might not be easy to go regularly to work at the same time), so in addition to the videos which are most certainly quite profitable (they literally amass more than a hundred thousand views within hours) he might have quite the budget.

[@slcool1499]

@@Mimi.1001 he used to work in a store, he said it in the Craig podcast. He quitted in 2019.

[@plokexpert6573]

Rex’s “words” hat on the intellivison

[@snoopii2507]

“The housing market is not too kind” I think that’s the closest Scott has ever gotten to political

[@midnightstrike3625]

He made a joke about stimulus checks too in one of his episodes, I forget which one it was

[@chl_ca]

what about when he talked about the controls of Mario Kart 64?

[@jongarfield6508]

Been waiting for this closet tour ever since it was brushed over in the game room episode

[@EZOnTheEyes]

Never thought I'd see Scott's Fustercluck

[@radioactivebomberkitten7671]

Guys Scott just confirmed a bunch of consoles for a video

[@kadosho02]

Seeing your closet. I hear the Tetris theme. Amazing collection, of past, and present systems. Each have their own story to tell.

[@RadioDemon10]

i´d love that ps vita in my collection,just seen a peek of the packaging. always awesome to see your collection, i´m so happy to have a functioning original 60gb ps3 in my collection tho and a PSP GPS Navigation GO Explore set, its fun to just mess around with on the psp when i´m bored

[@sv_catgirl1]

Better to get a Vita now than later. They're really pricey and it seems they're only going up from here.

[@Scottc82]

@@sv_catgirl1 yup i got given a ps vita by a friend and it's amazing

[@corem6872]

@@sv_catgirl1 Yeah, I was lucky enough to get an OLED vita off ebay a few years ago, but when I look now I can barely find any, and it’s impossible to find replacement joysticks.

[@PhoenIXPhantasies]

"Let's pick these up before they get impossible to find!" He said whilest making them harder to find.

[@onirem4973]

Scott really be walking a fine line between collecting and hoarding

[@hunterwalker4256]

When you were talking about how the intelivision is really hard to understand, that’s the major fun of it really

[@brandbusters183]

It just hit me Maybe Scott has a serious Collecting Addiction & his KZbin Channel is a way to justify it.

[@frds_skce]

That's literally what his channel is all about

[@conormurphy4328]

@@frds_skce the prefect disguise

[@TheBosteth]

What is this capitalisation

[@brandbusters183]

@@TheBosteth I was homeschooled

[@TheBosteth]

@@brandbusters183 oops, my bad

[@RCG1383]

Scott is single-handedly keeping the secondary Wii U market alive.

[@MegAmi24]

"I'm working on the 200th episode right now" yeah can't wait when that comes out

[@kooldudeno-lastname]

its taken so long hes already moved on to 208

[@michaelvangelista335]

Well that tells you he filmed this during that episode.

[@eoncats7815]

Yooooo, Megami!

[@airstrikeandfriends678]

Me watching an exciting show: Meh Me watching Scott talking about his closet: Hell yeah!

[@ccbvck]

For as much stuff as there is, everything feels strangely clean and organized. Is all of Ohio like this?

[@pangetpampam8272]

It doesss it’s perfect

[@MarcusTalks1]

Depends. Not much I’m my experience. Scott’s a special breed of Ohioan.

[@infodeprived3119]

To my knowledge it's mostly just corn but technically it is as organized as this

[@MarcusTalks1]

@@infodeprived3119 we’ve got pumpkins too so that’s fun.

[@monotromatic2951]

Ohio doesn't exist?

[@Johncom-fs7ss]

My god his dedication of not just getting youtube footage he goes and out right buys the console to record not even a minute of gameplay well done

[@sithchicken]

Scott’s reason for moving out: he owns a vetrix

[@aturchomicz821]

Its gonna get him monkaS

[@Kalise1d]

Manifesting a bigger place for Scott❤️

[@btarg1]

10:48 Scott is the tidiest Hoarder ever

[@Mysticalturkey]

Off script Scott is very entertaining to listen to. Would love for him to start a podcast.

[@imalmostbatman]

I could watch Scott talk about his collections for hours. Gives me motivation to continue to expand my own collection

[@TeeGee3]

I love everyone watching this video having the same amount of intrigue about a guy talking about video game cardboard for half an hour

[@LezbeOswald]

Scott, gesturing to his four Wii U's: i _think_ i have most of the ones i need... edit: wait does he have *_SIX_* WII U'S?? can't believe Scott owns 0.00004% of the Wii U's sold. which isn't a lot, but it's weird considering most people only have 0% of Wii U's sold.

[@kuraresacupcakes]

The 4 in the closet, plus the two outside the closet, plus the white refurbished one he mentioned. So at least 7. I'd assume more, though, since it is Scott "Wii U" Woz we're talking about

[@emilioduran3430]

He has 8 check his twitter

[@audoodle9963]

“Pac-Man why would you buy this??” He says holding a copy.

[@storm-kr2mr]

This is the closest we've gotten to a sneak peek of a Scott The Woz episode

[@kadenclingerman7242]

Love the raw content it’s great keep it up

[@jasonwalsh3903]

This Room Tour is Brilliant 🤩 and a cool closet. Some great vintage systems too. Some really Nice Modern ones as well 👍🎮

[@connorburton1009]

Oh shit, Scott owns a Panasonic Q? I've had background plans/a bucket list entry to build a replica Panasonic Q for a while now, even to the point of looking up places I could get the sheet metal cut.

[@matheusfernandes9871]

5:27 "Excuse me? humongous what?" By the way, that's a nice collection.

[@desh206]

Oh noooooooo

[@Pikachu20960]

Scott being absolutely hilariously entertaining aside, he's actually very informative especially on Console trivia. This is especially useful since I work at a used game and electronics store. 'The More You Know.'

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

Holy shit Scott must be AMAZING at Tetris

[@EmperorBalthazar]

Ah, a man of my people 😅 "I didn't own this but I thought I needed to" 🤣

[@aturchomicz821]

Something Something r/collapse 🥴

[@JmrUltra]

Scott, the man of many consoles, and the man that owns two physical copies of Wii Party U.

[@Lim95]

And like 8 Wii U’s

[@sephyryn]

and sonic 2 with a line

[@MarmaladePlan3t]

There are 3 Wii party U’s, two complete editions and 1 in the shelf

[@JmrUltra]

@@MarmaladePlan3t Oh I did forget that.

[@dudestupid6057]

Love seeing these types of videos, keep up the good work scott.

[@Acepilot8Gaming]

Scott must be either high or tired while talking about this stuff because the way he stutters is so funny to hear yet strangely so relatable still🤣🤣🤣

[@enderzest224]

If I ever break into your apartment, Scott, I’m headed straight for your closet.

[@adrianmonthly]

Bro I’m taking all the Wii Us

[@enderzest224]

@@adrianmonthly I claim all else.

[@Alex-bf3re]

You only truly know a man is sane is if he owns 6 Wii U's.

[@eyrissy]

he actually owns 9 i think

[@Vallee152]

when you opened the doors, I got a huge beaming smile LOL

[@lilstaterbro]

Awesome closet!

[@Ook-Ook]

This is something I’ve dreamed of. Thank you Scott.

[@dausefulmarker]

1:08 looks like he can prove he has mario kart live now

[@conorl1894]

Insane collection!

[@ab.downpour]

i love just hearing scott just talk about all of these consoles, it's so pleasing to just listen to

[@bilalbekele367]

It's insane how much his entire collection will be worth in a decade.

[@GodleyX]

Probably less than it's worth now if I had to guess

[@Sfekke]

It's not about the money though, I have a pretty substantial collection with boxes Even if they drop in value, I bought them to keep .. not to sell

[@thecataphractal2009]

This is a dream! Scott's actually uploading a lot!

[@computerkid1416]

I love these kinds of videos where people just show their gaming stuff and how they organize them.

[@thedubbler23]

I actually love this secondary channel with more raw unedited content thanks Scott I'm deep into a large collection myself and running out of space😂

[@ianfink2751]

Scott is going to make an episode on game console boxes and it'll be amazing.

[@thiscommenter180]

I like to think Scott’s always barefoot till he steps on something

[@Cherokie89]

I used to have a Coleco Telstar Ranger. It looked a lot like that Telstar but had a light gun accessory. Pretty neat.

[@JDarian2]

we wish you luck on finding a bigger place!

[@ellie1903]

Scott: “Why would you buy this?” Also Scott: *literally owns a copy of said useless game*

[@ssssssssssssageeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

I feel like im more afraid of him getting robbed than he is

[@nibot2101]

I love videos like this

[@YaBoiThomas]

This is it. The Stash

[@triledink]

I just expect one day that scott opens the closet and everything falls on him in a cartoonish style.

[@rammenstein6302]

Same

[@rammenstein6302]

That’s what I think every time a KZbinr shows off there game collection, when a magnitude 9.6 earthquake occurs

[@Lukesybilrud]

I like hearing Scott say housing market

[@lovelyspringweather]

I was excited to see you had a colecovision! I grew up with my dad's old one and it was one of his favorite old gaming systems.

[@trchico6914]

Thats A LOT of value you got right there, pretty crazy stuff. That all might pay youre desired house already.