Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard - Scott The Woz

[@Cygis]

“Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone.” I don’t think I’ve ever been called out so hard in my life

[@void7688]

I literally opened a beer by myself as he said this 😭

[@notdirkstrider]

Same here. Had to put down the whiteclaw

[@dragonlogos1]

I came here to be entertained not Personally attacked

[@Yulises]

Playing Mario Party DS be like... 😭

[@jeffthegamerboy3476]

Ooof. Now I feel lonely.

[@smashmindsetaudios1077]

Fun fact: Peach’s phrase “Peachies got it.” Was actually supposed to read off as “Peach has got it.” But her voice actress was reluctant to re-record it and just left it as is.

[@nickswisher1615]

It kinda sounds like Bitches got it

[@crocornaw]

F

[@digitalgamer457]

then what does dk say?

[@Eshyyyyy]

Source?

[@angelicpretty777]

Peachies got it is cuter anyways

[@nickclark1815]

I honestly think three players is best for Mario Party, having an AI everyone either hates or roots for is fun.

[@willwunsche6940]

TRUE

[@Garbo_trashcan]

Especially if the AI is yoshi or dk

[@charmandyorton006]

Very Hard DK, stop it. Get some help.

[@gutsxgriffith6950]

hhaha yess

[@breadbox3987]

Its either “FUCK THIS GUY” or “ANTI-FUCK THIS GUY” there is no venn diagram that can hold those two

[@CountMonsparkle]

13:43 "When somebody dies I just say 'well somebody lost at Chance Time' '" I laughed so hard at this.

[@kassandrax2322]

This ep. has so many great quotes.

[@autismandgaming4532]

So you're saying Wendy's employee lost at chance time

[@jmredguppy2799]

@@autismandgaming4532Nah he died by not having leg day legs for leg day.

[@SeisoYabai]

Me wen Dianne Feinstein is kill

[@mert7373]

"I would feel bad if I didn't f*cking hate all of you." Every. Mario Party. game. ever.

[@calebdonaldson8770]

YES

[@Drip_Vader]

Also Ghosts in among us

[@jashipeanut9124]

This episode is special, because Scott’s jokes are all depending on RNG.

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

CHANCE TIME!

[@meow-vk7uq]

What’s RNG

[@jashipeanut9124]

@@meow-vk7uq RNG stands for Random Number Generator. It basically means things that are completely controlled by luck in games.

[@thomasandrews9355]

That's okay. He learned rng manipulation. He's a speedrunning genius. He plays gex

[@litten1up]

WHAT HE CAN

[@topito]

WAIT so Mitsuda composed Mario Party's OST?? "Hey man, are your gigs nowadays in the late 90s?" "Well, my projects range from Xenogears, ᴹᵃʳᶦᵒ ᴾᵃʳᵗʸ, Chrono Cross... you know, big Adventures"

[@BlueYoshi]

Qu'est-ce que vous faites ici?

[@2wodrqwoa]

Somebody please translate this for me, I'm to stupid to learn a new language

[@2wodrqwoa]

Thank you.

[@jaxoncarter2electricboogal921]

@@starfireseraphim9696 because they can watch whatever they want?

[@shiugycaldwiff6643]

Oulah, le CM de topito qui a oublié de switch de compte. Woah, topito CM forgot to change his account.

[@Pixelcraftian]

"DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP B!TCH" "WHAT A WASTE OF AN APE" "i have a star :]"

[@kriss3488]

lol

[@Hollow00MAX]

I genuinely heard that as "DONKEY KONG _IS_ THE BEST"

[@SwissSauce]

"I'd feel bad if I didn't f*cking hate all of you" - Mario Party's Slogan

[@firefli9975]

Should be the new catchphrase

[@SkyNinja759]

@@firefli9975 _"It's a me! I-fuckin'-hate-the-lotta-you!"_ - Mario 'Party' Mario

[@jameslawrenson1208]

It lasts to this day.

[@coolj4334]

🔫🙂

[@NintendoCollecting]

Scott is always down for a party. He can bring the copy of We Dare for Wii and the Wii Weather Channel

[@slyfox7452]

oh boy wii weather my favorite

[@nman625]

Thanks for your recent Mario Party pricing video. Now I know exactly how much Scott's collection is worth at 3:18

[@jeremye1159]

Did you forget his daily copy of Fling Smash for the Wii

[@charliekahn4205]

They sell the Weather Channel on disc?

[@wicklash9065]

HIIIIIII I HAVENT SEEN YOUR CHANNEL IN FOREVER HOLY CRAP

[@tails1152]

“This could fit in my mouth.” So it’s at least as large as a Bowser amiibo.

[@Drip_Vader]

That's what she said

[@zoeyamon935]

Time to see which amiibo can fit in my mouth DAMN IT

[@Gothstana]

I miss Griffin's Amiibo Corner too.

[@barczakbo]

23:36 I love how scared Scott looks

[@joeisnothome]

that's the face he makes when trying not to laugh

[@Mmmald397]

how pro

[@bap6063]

“I’d feel bad if I didn’t fucking hate all of you.” Is probably the greatest line in a Scott the woz video.

[@coolj4334]

Incredibly accurate for any mario party

[@SpiritFlame122]

“It’s called Mario party for a reason, cause the word bullshit was already taken.” Is second

[@-frizno-8530]

Up there alongside "Don't lie! I've lied before and it's too much fun."

[@Snoebal]

I don’t know, “Grouse!?” is pretty good.

[@Goldskull_Mystic]

My favorite has to be “fuck you, fuck this, and fuck *tennis* ”

[@codywebb3610]

“Mario Party is like marriage, it’s best with up to four people” -Video Game Man From Internet

[@JoePCool14]

I'm surprised more people aren't talking about that line.

[@turtleanton6539]

🤣🤣🤣

[@josem.dueneztinoco2388]

S A V A G E

[@hurt4322]

Powerful words.

[@QueenFondue]

Polyam life be like

[@SVignette]

Reminder that Rex Mohs will die on October 23rd of this year

[@Randy_1803]

I’m not ready.

[@SSamiibo]

My body is ready

[@STEEZY_TREV16]

It’s fine, he can get treatment at the hospital

[@DaBoiHimself]

He's Wario, he's got the money

[@Crash_Bash89]

4 days left

[@brainmaindeadchannel8009]

"He's a snitch, he's a killer, but he is my friend"

[@airplane6417]

The entire base of Among us

[@DrewpBalls935]

2020

[@resalones8961]

@@DrewpBalls935 cc cc cc cm

[@xenodusk5750]

6ix9ine fans be like

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

@@xenodusk5750 6nitch9

[@xww6849]

“Nine months after Arbor Day?” “That’s a weird coincidence” “Oh, it’s no coincidence” This is one of Scott’s best jokes ever, I don’t make the rules

[@manelneedsaname1773]

i don't get it

[@Destinyawesome7]

i don't get it

[@janko1]

i don't get it

[@Brownd55]

It's a holiday where you're encouraged to plant trees You're welcome

[@SkoopBaDoop]

@@Brownd55 i still don’t get it

[@senatorseymour9808]

“Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone.” Me who does both: - __ -

[@brock8061]

Steamed hams

[@johntheechidna1050]

Welcome to the club

[@IvanlyChannel]

haha who would do that can you imagine haha

[@Marth66666]

Doing both at the same time can be fun

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

Doing both turns you into frisk?

[@rieiid5867]

"Let's see where the Mario Party series took a turn for the worst with Mario Party 1." I spit my drink out

[@mlogeebobee7176]

21:48 *That delivery was so damn beautiful. I need a compilation of whenever he says No.*

[@Shadowwolf-1337]

chuggaconroy moment

[@SinisterBlitzo9]

@@Shadowwolf-1337 chuggaconroy pikmin 1 moment

[@charmandyorton006]

"I have to give 30 Coins to Bowser, but I'd rather HAAAVE them!"

[@jameslawrenson1208]

The common reaction to chance time.

[@Fizzy01010]

"Yeah I can't wait to get black out cancer" You just know whenever Scott is talking to someone in the doorway you're about to hear an incredible line

[@thisisntausername5724]

Considering most of the cigarettes were card decks; it's funny that they mention blackout cancer. (Blackout is a card game) If it's intentional it's god tier word play

[@natevemuri9024]

@@thisisntausername5724 Scott is always intentional

[@thisisntausername5724]

@@natevemuri9024 Fair enough

[@giantsbane2475]

Gex

[@EngineerFromPvZ]

Rest in peace Rex Mohs, he's chaperoning heaven now.

[@OfficialKJM]

HE DIED??????????

[@SomeoneWhoExists147]

@@OfficialKJM 4 years later + 9 days to live = deadzo

[@ihatevendingmachines2966]

“0/10 The plot was boring and bland and the characters were not compelling nor interesting. Overall you should not expect to be invested in this story whatsoever” *-IGN’s review of Mario Party 8*

[@wistful3631]

It’s mario party.... I hate ign

[@ridwana4037]

@@wistful3631 You do realize that this comment is sarcasm, right?

[@wistful3631]

@@ridwana4037 oh. Well now I do I was just saying because that sounds like something ign would say

[@CoolerMike]

@@wistful3631 Well even if it was a real IGN rating wouldn't be surprised they did gave Battle For Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated a 5/10 and GameSpot gave it a 2/10. The people that review these games need to play more than the opening menu before giving a review on the game.

[@phet1211]

@@CoolerMike no they need to get better, one journalist said a puzzle was hard because you move forward slightly when using the bubble bowl

[@kidjp8058]

"What consistency is Donkey Kong?... Hard!" *HARD DK HAS BEEN SUMMONED*

[@josedeleon9273]

Soft Diddy will follow

[@LucasDiblasio]

EXPAND DONG

[@ruben_skyline_]

RIP plussies

[@nickkirchmeyer4277]

@@ruben_skyline_ what’s a plussy I only know alpharad deluxe fan

[@hurt4322]

@@nickkirchmeyer4277 well;the plan is simple

[@hrgrhrhhr]

"I'm working on a speedrun of this game" "You just found out it existed" Why is this so relatable

[@mauswaffles]

Wow you're right

[@rosstubergames]

“I work fast”

[@jjd3hner544]

Rex describes the speed running community

[@rosstubergames]

3:53 “So a four player experience anybody can enjoy and understand. Okay, I’ll bite. What’s the catch?” “Damnation”

[@BaeCat872]

Scott’s comedy is so top shelf, he’s still doing *sketches* in 2020 and they’re *working*

[@olegcrysis1]

Seriously, you people don't dislike the cringe SNL type of comedy?

[@Swaxeman]

@@olegcrysis1 If you don’t like it, then why you watching it?

[@olegcrysis1]

@@Swaxeman Cause I like Mario Party

[@liambrewerpowerlifting]

@@olegcrysis1 lol

[@Jam77229]

@@Swaxeman I'm not. I stopped the video when the cringe got too bad. I hope Scott goes back to his previous format for videos.

[@oswaldoadrian3975]

"playing Mario party solo is like drinking alone" well damn true.

[@qballer82]

Scott preparing himself for the mini games with winter gloves

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

They should’ve came with every copy of Mario Party

[@aroperdope]

For some reason I just imagined Scott with white gloves.

[@ShadowRubberDuck]

Winter is...MINI GAMES ARE COMING!

[@cjbricks1228]

When’s it’s not a Sunday put you get a new Scott video

[@zDaven]

Love the actual OG profile pic

[@firefli9975]

16:22 Gotta admit, this kinda is me in Mario Party.

[@TASC-DocMain]

Same

[@krakenandtheratmovies781]

“This is like playing Mario Party at Scott the Woz’s house”

[@hurt4322]

- Gex, probably

[@dugishdub8815]

Animal crossing amiibo festival has the best quotes

[@BobbinRobbin777]

Lmao

[@CraftySumo96819]

Can I quote you on this?

[@theguythatuploadsnothing6604]

He lives in an apartment

[@Vailskibum]

Mario Party is the quickest way to lose friends

[@vladdyfigg3473]

Yes

[@silentkiller944.]

Agreed

[@aspvizn]

Or among us

[@djdeadbeat4380]

The old ones were at least. The newer ones are for people who have no friends.

[@suop4618]

*Monopoly joins the chat*

[@yoshimasterleader]

Scott: censors his videos also Scott: swears like a sailor, drinks,smokes and gets murdered.

[@xapaperrollpaper3431]

He didn't get murdered his friends did in the episode mysteries of gaming.

[@turtleanton6539]

Haha

[@pot_ato1234]

Almost every PS3 shooter protagonist

[@Cry0thecringeyicerobot]

Scotts said that he doesnt like a lot of alcohol. He only really smokes and curses

[@loganielsomething7218]

Hey, no, he didn't get murdered, everyone else did. He had jury duty the next day, he was too busy to die.

[@lowercase3479]

Scott’s parents: die Scott: well chance time didn’t go their way, hey at least I got ten coins from them

[@thefollower2933]

Lmao

[@nintony2994]

"I've got a Star"

[@thatguyfx6311]

"I cant wait to get blackout cancer" is one of the best lines scott has come up with

[@safehaven717]

Thank god someone loves this line as much as I do

[@penguin8730]

Nice profile pic

[@evdog9358]

“What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?” “Hard” *they know....*

[@cherrycreamsoda4253]

hard dk

[@DarkCrusader0555]

oh they know

[@henryconner3002]

@@cherrycreamsoda4253 "pats Ibuki's head"

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

Chunky Monkey

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

He will shower you with coconut cream pie

[@ryanc1045]

7:10 So who’s gonna show up no matter what?” (quietly mutters to himself) “911” Best joke I’ve heard all day.

[@BobbinRobbin777]

LMAOOOOO

[@ryanh361]

No

[@decimace]

honestly hilarious

[@MorphBaller388]

I really need Scott to review all the Mario party games

[@jackmrsich3178]

Same.

[@xtalksx]

Me, after having a couple beers and a solo Mario party session: “Oh cool, lemme check out the new Scott the Woz video.”

[@goddesscarrie767]

been there. oh crippling alcoholism...

[@rockstone9552]

The sad part is that I can't tell which is worse

[@NutyRiver]

F

[@cloroxhammer3289]

Luckily I don't drink alcohol, but I still play Mario Party solo all the time so I might as well have chronic alcoholism.

[@DangerousPython]

“I picked a bad day to get dementia” is just hilarious

[@WanderingST4RR]

Do a video on Thomas the Tank Engine for the genesis and snes versions

[@cat1554]

Oh no he's Biden

[@Alinanonymous]

@@sweetpotato-jn1fg please no I still can't hear any ballroom feeling music without feeling nauseous

[@benpage11]

@@cat1554 ayyyyyy

[@gamergaymer965]

@@Alinanonymous that entire album is terrifying But the first song in stage 3 is chilling

[@Bladebrent]

So heres my Mario Party story Me and some discord friends found out you could play Mario Pario online over an emulator. It took well over an hour of trying to get everything to work and figuring out to how make a lobby. But we eventually got Mario Party 5 working between the three of us We're chumps so we set the CPU to easy. As a Result, My friend, Toad, and I were winning most of the mini-games. More accurately, I was winning the *practice rounds* of the mini-games and he was always winning the actual rounds of the game. I started just hitting start before we had fully read the controls just to give myself an edge (was surprisingly effective actually, and my friends hated me for it. As is the Mario Party way). Despite this, Toad still had the most coins and starts in the last 10 turns or so. Meanwhile, Yoshi, the Easy CPU, got stuck in the center part of the map that was just a loop of red spaces and a couple ? spaces to get out. However, he never once got out of that area once he got in, and he never won a game Now, guess what happened when I landed on a chance time? If you guessed "It swapped Yoshi's and Toad's Stars AND Coins" you'd be right. What makes this even better that, despite the fact Yoshi did nothing but lose coins *for the rest of the game*. Yoshi won. Purely cause they had all of Toad's Stars from a few turns ago. Toad got *last place* as a result. He's still traumatized and wont play Mario Party with me anymore And thats why Mario Party is a game based entirely on game knowledge and skill

[@yenice3652]

I'm sure it's a lot easier with parsec lol

[@steaknshake4752]

That’s epic

[@Bagel_Le_Stinky]

Mario pario

[@shaykhmhssi3246]

which emulator did you use?

[@Bagel_Le_Stinky]

@@shaykhmhssi3246 probably a retroarch core

[@DaSheepKiller]

"This is Mario Party." "I thought it was a bear." "I thought it was a beer."

[@ShibuNub3305]

“I thought he was depressed!”

[@AriOrSomething]

Gex

[@StarManMatt1]

This man only releases bangers. It's just hit after hit, and he will never stop.

[@kevinzhu6417]

Scott delivering the heat

[@neochungus3686]

He's got the gas

[@SylverstoneKhandr]

he don't miss

[@budling5921]

His scripting and storyboarding ability is great, and how he weaves joke after joke naturally, it makes him one of the best content creators I watch

[@JustinY.]

This comments section has more quotes than the entirety of Gex's entire dialogue script.

[@gappy6940]

Ok

[@masonbernheim7629]

Ok

[@HenTieGuy.]

ok

[@RileyB_226]

ok

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

So do your comments

[@trombonemain]

Can we get uncensored cuts of these? I love the “I got a star” clip.

[@galfinsp7216]

The bleeps make the swearing funnier in my opinion

[@hiimlunaaaa]

i agree but i would at least like the option

[@maplewoodstudios419]

@@hiimlunaaaa 1

[@mast3734]

@@galfinsp7216 And Scott’s. That’s why he does it

[@fruitjof]

Scott The Uncensored

[@lurientheenjoyer6711]

5:04 This part always catches me off guard!!!

[@SSBKHMCUJJBAFan]

5:08

[@RambunctiousReptilian]

“Mario Party, is like marriage. It’s more fun with up to four people” EXCUSE ME?

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

What? It’s true Jk I’m not a weirdo

[@hickorymccay2994]

@@ireplytoeverything3122 It really is true.

[@BugsyFoga]

Four play is always fun .

[@toooydoeur]

@@hickorymccay2994 lol no

[@Benjicoffee]

He’s a Mormon

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

“What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?” *”Hard”* Well, Hard DK has officially decided to abandon Alpharad and join Scott.

[@FPSGamer48]

Hard DK is eternal. He is forever. You may never escape the Hard DK

[@rainwilson4036]

But Hard DK CAN Escape you/alpha so in theory he could have just left him

[@merchantziro4285]

He is beyond a single channel

[@kaydanjordan5496]

us deluxeies understand

[@MantaKizaemonFTW]

Daisy moment

[@d3-ll754]

"Yoshi thinks he's the superstar because he has energy, something every living being has!" As a living being myself, I can confirm that is not true.

[@frosty_haze3935]

Ok hear me out...

[@PhyreI3ird]

@@frosty_haze3935 Listening.

[@deadmeme2453]

Thank you Rex Mohs for everything you’ve done for us over the years. Fly high 🕊️

[@TechnoaxesYT]

The description should’ve been: “Scott gets Blisters”

[@jeremye1159]

No. He is the ultimate chad. He can’t get blisters from a simple game you fool.

[@flipposlippo1510]

“Scott gains nothing from this”

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

“Ruined friendships” the game!

[@Luigi-np8td]

Scott gains nothing but blisters

[@bam577]

“Scott play Mario Party”

[@SonicParadox]

"I thought this game was a bear"

[@turbobist2889]

SONIC PARADOX!?!?!?!?

[@triPixel]

@@turbobist2889 yes

[@triPixel]

awesome to see you here

[@chinito.lechero]

HOLY CRAP ITS MY CHILDHOOD

[@mistasunshain588]

Beeaarr!!

[@ianeons9278]

Things that break friendships: 1. Mario Party 2. Console Wars 3. Religion 4. Politics

[@alhuno1]

5: Mario Kart when you take a blue shell in the balls 2m from the finish line

[@airplane6417]

6th and rising: Among Us

[@PremiumCheeses]

7th: UNO

[@andrewollmann304]

8th: Monopoly.

[@ianeons9278]

This is my most liked comment ever!

[@waddlebox8549]

This may be the best Scott the Woz episode ever I'll repeat it day after day because it's just too good!!

[@Augustp08]

AYY SCOTT PUTTING HIS FRIENDS IN FAIRLY NORMAL EPISODES

[@rchqrd3900]

"Music used: coming soon" There's something wrong, I can feel it

[@TurtleYTPMV]

The Guy Game - Scott The Woz

[@rchqrd3900]

@@TurtleYTPMV dammit, I thought I was onto something here

[@cescobb4647]

I'm still waiting for the music used in "Nintendo switch 1 year in" 😔

[@myriadmediamusings]

Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.

[@eeli8295]

The music for Chibi robo ziplash is still missing

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

"I can't wait to get blackout cancer " - JibJab the Gex Guy

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

That’s my favorite Gex quote!

[@Alfa758.]

14:16 the best moment

[@sc234dd]

19:57

[@Verticality.]

Yep

[@rockerblast819]

Scott took the risk at paying the sitting fee; just to put his hired guy's ego down. He deals with a lot things, he doesn't need this. 😎

[@lilparis47]

“Playing mario party is like drinking alone” me: turns off gamecube and finishes beer, im gonna go to bed and cry now

[@enzyme3254]

Feel ya there buddy

[@user-pp5oh9ee1k]

Just hire an escort like scott

[@Florescentia02]

*smashes your beer* NO

[@Badgertailwarrior]

"As the death toll goes up, a new Mario Party comes out" We're starting off this episode off with a bang aren't we, lol?

[@Daynd80]

The reason why Scott is so funny is the fact that most people who have this out of no where humor use edits and overused memes. Scott is just funny. In the words of one of the funniest people on youtube Gus Johnson "people who aren't funny always fall back on an unoriginal catchphrase and that's just not funny"

[@conic2721]

He doesn't reuse jokes, just new ones, AND THAT IS INCREDIBLE. That guy needs more recognition.

[@andave8181]

"I have a sitting fee" "We'll just have you stand" "Wanna take that for a test drive?" Gets me every time😂

[@Vocaloid-English]

"Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone" Scott plays Mario Party single player confirmed.

[@gameb9oy]

I mean, he’s playing all the games we know as mario party 10 has become the new meme game so it be odd if he never plays it. Do wonder if the spinoffs will come up

[@donimos5279]

If playing mario party alone is like drinking alone then i am an alcoholic

[@kevinargueta8356]

"Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone" Me, drinking alone while playing Mario Party single player

[@Selzor]

Big depression

[@BigA207]

So that means I’ll be singing Bakamitai while staring at a photo of Mario.

[@countifshine7958]

*Cries in Mario Party Speedrunning*

[@oops3798]

9:18 You have no idea of the destruction that will be wrought by the monster known only as Hard DK

[@dillongeorge5866]

I’ll never get over how many takes they took of Scott’s friend shouting “DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH!!” The neighbors probably thought you guys hated Donkey Kong to death 😂

[@mateorodriguez2300]

“Let’s take a look at where the Mario Party series took a turn for the worst, with Mario Party 1” LMAO

[@turtleanton6539]

🤣🤣🤣

[@FEARitself100]

@blu not really

[@gwen_gets_got]

@@FEARitself100 - it’s true. He’s right

[@FEARitself100]

@@gwen_gets_got not even remotely so otherwise all the other comments about the joke would cluster together

[@gwen_gets_got]

@@FEARitself100 - nah nah. Blue is right about it. I trust my instincts

[@capnmilkman]

"I have a neck, you don't see me bragging." Toad:

[@dippytrippy1387]

“I think I’m an escort.” Such a good punchline lol

[@macenanoro826]

Is it bad that I legitimately snorted so hard I made my own nose stuffy for half an hour at that?

[@linkous101]

My new fav Scott line

[@luiz-qq7dh]

He did get fucked over

[@Andrew-gv6br]

17:23 “Rex mohs said calmly”

[@LastParagon]

Scott: Have you played Pac Man Fever? Me: Yes Scott, I have. 2002 was a different time. A time when the public was demanding Astaroth and Heihachi Mishima be put into a Pac-Man themed party game.

[@beneciotheperson]

Are you alive?

[@pocketlinkmania]

I played Mario party 9 and pac man fever! Guess I shaved a good 20 years off my life!

[@BKLYN48]

@@pocketlinkmania I love how Scott’s fandom are like mini scotts

[@seanyproductions]

“It’s called Mario Party for a reason, because the word Bullsh*t was already taken” -Scott “The Woz” Wozniak 2020

[@bronsicle7161]

100th like pog

[@savagegamer81013]

@sicilyvito what the hell are poggers

[@JohnSmith-bk8yb]

“Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone.” I don’t think I’ve ever been called out so hard in my life

[@seanyproductions]

@@LunaDuels No, it’s, “Scott Will Eventually Take A Look At The First Mega Man Wozniak (working title)”

[@parknplay8328]

OHHHHHH... I just got the "I thought this game was a bear" joke. It's because Rex always thought things were beers so instead of "I thought that was a beer" it's "I thought that was a bear". Nice

[@SofaPop.]

But scott thought it was a bear too

[@reng935]

who's rex?

[@oleevv]

@@reng935 the one with wario cap

[@DaFro3713]

WHY AREN’T YOU F**KING!?

[@TekoManix]

Despite Eric Turney playing both characters, the MPAA agent and Rex Mohs are separate characters.

[@123hattan]

17:55 I still remember it detailed that a piece of skin, in the form of the analog stick, got ripped off his palm.

[@MikeDaddyMCS]

I met some random girl on a plane and played Mario Party DS with her and too this day we still stay in contact to say we hate each other

[@rodrigomorales563]

That's so sweet.

[@airplane6417]

How sweet, how good is the hate? 1-Mario Party?

[@jordanhingoo7017]

“H O M E F I E L D A D V A N T A GE” you got third

[@BugsyFoga]

Rex:"I've been working on a speedrun of this game " Scott:"You just found out it existed " Rex:"I work fast "

[@savagegamer81013]

His name is Eric

[@thefatherlydecoration4629]

Guy: *commits suicide* Scott: He failed chance time

[@borbzone9351]

Why do you think he killed himself?

[@scorn-52]

I love when scotts friends are complaining about the existence of DK, and all scott cares about is the fact that he has a star

[@tylerwaugaman3662]

*"DONKEY KONG YOU CHEEP BITCH!"* "What a waste of a ape!" "I have a star" That the line you referring to?

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

Scott: *asking about himself* "What does it take to be this?" Me: "Be a virgin?" Scott: "Skin for one." *Oh.*

[@macenanoro826]

Awesome! I'm Scott now! ... Wait.

[@RoboJean1994]

Lmao I was thinking the same

[@A_Toaster]

WELL *SHIT*

[@matthewhunter1193]

"We have a strict no skin policy here"

[@joshnunya324]

close enough

[@isaacsussman5632]

"When im scott i wanna be this" The implications of that statement are terrifying.

[@Lojemiru]

Hey all, is he not Scott here!?

[@isaacsussman5632]

@@Lojemiru he is but the implication is that he may not have always been.

[@hurt4322]

Hey all, Scott here! Or IS he... ?

[@gamergaymer965]

@@hurt4322 **vsauce music plays**

[@josephp7231]

"The Nintendo 64 was a prime suspect to have multiplayer experiences, just look at all those holes!" Scott is so underrated when it comes to good comedy

[@superdajoka]

19:14 that line goes perfect with the song

[@beausexualaf8525]

I need to see inside of Scott's brain. How does he come up with all of these gags?

[@NoctLightCloud]

His last name is Wozniak. That says it all ;) (Wozniak = Polish roots. Humour in Poland is very context-based, sarcastic, dark and witty, but never insulting or annoying. All that combined makes for evergreen-entertainment.)

[@zandermetrakos2637]

I asked him that at too many games and honestly that's just how he is 24/7

[@TopHat-wd2yv]

@@zandermetrakos2637 same

[@stanstanstan2597]

He’s transcended

[@jjd3hner544]

Borderline forever

[@unstoppable4rce]

"Playing Mario Party alone is like drinking alone." *All I did when I was a kid was play Mario party alone.....*

[@henryconner3002]

Same

[@eyeguydojima7131]

F

[@DefiantYeast0426]

F

[@joko49perez]

Do you drink alone now?

[@Slenderquil]

All I did as a kid was drink alone

[@klaxfaction90]

"Guess who turned 18 today?" "Mario Party 4!" DAMN I'M OLD

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

3 more years til he can legally drink!

[@undergalaxy775]

@@ireplytoeverything3122 you mean 2 years away from being one year away from being legally able to drink

[@theguywhofoundwaldoo7939]

I know, I was 10 when it came out

[@theguywhofoundwaldoo7939]

@@undergalaxy775 who are we kidding who didn't drink before 21

[@undergalaxy775]

@@theguywhofoundwaldoo7939 you sir have 12 years more than me based on math, which, unrelated to your statement, I find interesting considering the nature of our conversation

[@haydnberthold9489]

I can't believe Scott, Rex, and Jeb just played Mario Party 1 a few days ago. Can't wait for Mario Party 3. Starring Rex Moses's corpse. Even after death, Mario Party lingers with you until you achieve your duty.

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

"There were people before Abe Vigoda" - Scott Wozniak

[@jtp9078]

"What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?" "Hard." Well someone watches Alpharad.

[@progrockdude2691]

@Manek Iridius You must not play Smash often.

[@cheesy_delight8099]

You have earned 2.5 billion respect Points

[@flamefangstar]

@Manek Iridius Another youtuber, hes known for a dk amiibo.

[@FriskyD.]

@Manek Iridius Jo's friend

[@iangabriel5536]

@@FriskyD. who's Jo?

[@themagicalmagi4575]

14:07 My favorite moment of this video

[@Verticality.]

Yep

[@ポスターピクセル]

Take off that hat

[@Exeggutor_Enjoyer]

@@ポスターピクセル NO! NOOO!!!!

[@bradymelo8952]

@Cliffdog252 lets not forget 14:55 "You gotta be f***ing kidding me-" "I *swear* it's the controller"

[@Patodeagua213]

WARIO BATTLE CANYON

[@ThePlushLuigiBros2018]

Tomorrow is when Scott officially declares: "Nope, let's throw a party."

[@nieronxp]

"You can't have a party without powered sugar in a ziploc." -Guy who hates Gex edit: I've never had a comment with this many likes.

[@seansmith6255]

Rex is his name

[@AlgonSoft]

*smashes beer can "It's Rex!" **Completely obliterates it*

[@pmaac1564]

POWERED SUGAR lmfao

[@DrDunsparce]

that fucking lizard

[@FriskyD.]

Really? Just "the guy who hates Gex"? He should be known as the guy who keeps a sealed copy of Gex on his person at all times in cass he needs to be reminded of how much he hates it

[@JustLedwyn]

"Scott the woz" would make an excellent sitcom show

[@SMK8TheMushroomRookie]

..Yes! OMG Yas!

[@jackfreedman9678]

I'd watch that.

[@nickelakon5369]

"HOMEFIELD ADVANTAGE!" scott: you got third!? I thought a pro gamer such as Scott would know that Third is objectively the best turn to have in mario party.

[@pewpewman18]

why’s that, I thought It would be first because you can use the coins you got from a mini game before you can get screwed over

[@exiist.mp4]

You actually wanna get either first or last. Second is the worst and third is okay

[@nickelakon5369]

@@exiist.mp4 no, third is the best, it gives you the ability to gauge what others are doing while not giving you the last choice on anything.

[@Pantsmode]

"I have a neck" Oh, so that's what went wrong at Throats for Thought. He doesn't have a *throat* , he has a *neck* .

[@dogecoin9562]

I really hope he turns this into a series like the Mario Kart ones, Scotts been hitting it out of the park lately

[@lucasg5621]

All of Scott’s friends look like they could be related to Scott Cramer.

[@xmarkusx3x-559]

Underrated joke man Greetings Form germany

[@PremiumCheeses]

@Coeby Pruitt DID SOMEBODY SAY GEX?!

[@caleb2219]

LITERALLY

[@JasLamArr91]

Everytime Scott says "Hey all." I feel included.

[@poffusagi7073]

"Everybody is getting in a heated political debate asking who's the superstar of the group is." Idk why but I love that line so much

[@Fluex3245]

He’s going to start to do all of the Mario party’s like he did smash bros and mariokarts

[@bluebomber875]

I have no problem with this

[@andrewgoulding]

I hope so

[@gomerjomer9209]

God I hope! But with those he just reviewed them, with this he used other actors and actually showed them playing threw the game. So I doubt that they would do that for all 11 (13 if you count ds and advanced, or 16 if you count those shitty 3ds games) Mario party games or they would just do it for this one, but God I hope they do it for all of them.

[@mariogamefreak1]

@@gomerjomer9209 Mario party advance is a single player game.

[@gomerjomer9209]

@@mariogamefreak1 Oh, and like I said he may just do reviews for the other mario partys.