The Great Mysteries of Gaming - Scott The Woz

[@bunnybaca]

The best part is that ending is literally every murder mystery movie “I solved the case because there were only two people left and I know I’m not the murderer”

[@hoodedman6579]

Clue didn't end like that; Clue was much weirder, and actually really good despite being a board game movie.

[@walkinginternetstereotype80]

*_And Then There Were None_** entered the chat*

[@Raiga0310]

Also known as the AH way to play TTT

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

Hooded Man They made a movie about Cluedo called 'Clue'? Wow, I didn’t know that.

[@emptytrashben2375]

That’s the whole point

[@maximumrisk2004]

What makes missigno so fascinating is that its a functional glitch. The game has no clue wtf its doing and it doesnt crash, it even lets you finish the battle and catch it. So that makes it quite unique. Everyone says the first gen is full of glitches when in reallity it appears to be full of superglue.

[@autismandgaming4532]

So cyberpunk is buggier. And before anyone says anything this is my first time making this joke.

[@jamesgraham1772]

Is it like an exception handler to put in some kind of default “Pokémon” instead of the game just crashing during a bugged encounter?

[@maximumrisk2004]

@@jamesgraham1772 the effect depends on your name. Some names do just cause a crash.

[@wubbers662]

they were supposed to be Gen 2 Pokemon that didn't make the cut in the original game, like Scizor

[@chemolcalico6792]

@@jamesgraham1772 nope, theres more glitch pokemon. like female symbol, v', and m'

[@cidredwood6170]

Fan theory: Everyone actually killed themselves because they didn't want to listen to Scott's recording.

[@setonflamez]

In the distance: “I DIED”

[@trumangraham2602]

And the cop made up the murderer story so he wouldn't have to listen to Scott anymore.

[@DarkIce02]

@@lilylopnco surprise suicide

[@jesuscanplayguitar1214]

Why is this comment from 3 years ago

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Why is the comment from 3 years ago, you ask? Maybe you’re a time traveler that just blew their cover. Spooky...

[@paulapplesauce110]

"Wendy's employee, Wendy's employee" - Wendy's employee 2019

[@pokemonmanic3595]

He stole a baconator!

[@belmoley4195]

@@pokemonmanic3595 That son of a BITCH!

[@fritotheplaystation2395]

What about the Wendy’s employee nobody expects the Wendy’s employee

[@mercynotfakebutvhs]

Chad: be likes I DIED

[@arievix8744]

Wendy’s employee

[@apocrypha5363]

Gaming mystery: Why does Sonic refuse to share his hedge?

[@gothphoebe]

He hogs it all to himself

[@Jase_Gaming]

Cause he planted it all and by god hes gonna use it!

[@brooksrandall7345]

not funny, didnt laugh

[@Startbreak12]

Because Amy needs to shave hers. #NoShame 😎

[@Full_Throttle_Axolotl]

Not funny. Laughed

[@jacobashley7205]

Gaming mystery: is Scott’s middle name really “the”?

[@conethegamer]

Scott's last name is actually Doz, making his initials STD

[@everybodysNocturnal]

No it's "Will Eventually Take a Look at the First Mega Man"

[@waiting90dastochangemyname3]

@@conethegamer std... STD?! WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD NAME THEIR GAME COMPANY, STD!??!!??!?!?!?

[@codo8584]

@@waiting90dastochangemyname3 I wAnNa Be SeDaTeD wItH a GaMeBoY!!!!

[@baboiminionbaboi4822]

No it's "Your Next Employee"

[@j.a.w.6491]

Fan theory: Scott was actually dead the whole time and he was going through the stages of grief

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

Jacob's Ladder.

[@portal2kid]

Every 9 year old kid: *i hear the opportunity of fame* (keyboard noises)

[@jerrylou3435]

Ah, yes! The very well known sixth stage of grief: Wendy’s Employee

[@JaidenPinchess]

But hey, that’s just a theory

[@Peter-un8lz]

@@JaidenPinchess A GAME THEORY!!!

[@El_Luisenciado]

Not even 2 years since the video released and we got: -L is Real (at least in the beta of the game) -Metroid Dread Next year we might even know if Luigi did die and say f*ck.

[@DerpiestGameBlast]

A new Mario Golf is coming out so we could finally see if Luigi would say f*ck again

[@strikex7959]

Wym by L is real game?

[@aeorut7455]

@@strikex7959 some people found luigi in the files and put him the game, seem nintendo wanted a multiplayer but couldnt do it and left luigi in the files by accident

[@walidfakhfakh3660]

@@DerpiestGameBlast toz

[@SUBSCRIBERSWITHOUTVIDEOS-dj7vo]

@@strikex7959 Basically someone backdoored (a kind of hack) into a Nintendo database and released source code files. The source code files included Super Mario 64's source code. This includes things that were not added to the game, such as a player model and movement + split screen controls for Luigi. What's funny about this is that this source code leak that included this find, was released 24 years and 1 month after the game released (2401, in July 2020).

[@orionjustmelted]

Hands down one of the funniest Scott the Woz episodes in a while, and that’s also considering that every Scott the Woz episode is gold EDIT: 17:56 the best bit

[@roguedragoon9212]

to me it was his most meh episode

[@dreadfulroses]

agreed

[@bray4883]

Dream Dragoon how so?

[@PowCards]

Dream Dragoon how

[@frodoraskolnikov196]

@@roguedragoon9212 bruh you suck you know that

[@squeegeeweegee6011]

Seeing the bloopers just makes this vid exponentially better.

[@justjadethings9630]

Scott's stash subscribers club

[@karlkewbz]

Fellow Scott’s stash member here too! Been subscribed since the 500K montage

[@justjadethings9630]

@@karlkewbz Me too!

[@j.banana4258]

I see some cultured people here

[@moneybags3628]

Yes

[@SwankyBox]

My favorite Pokemon is the truck parked on top of Mew.

[@ninjapistol14]

@@GoggleDumb flattened

[@leahluostarinen]

Hi Swanky Box

[@Bendanna93]

@@GoggleDumb nah Mew got tired of waiting and used dig

[@bowserwithpants9764]

My favorite Pokémon is Grooky’s stick

[@GoldenThunderYT]

mew was stealing the truck and hi Swankybox

[@Maniac4Bricks]

After rewatching this video, I realized the clues were placed in front of us the whole time about Steel Wool. 8:00 He's the only one who doesn't gasp or react to the murder. 13:25 someone with a purple light swatted at Jeb Jab. 13:58 and 15:01 and 16:07 Steel Wool is holding a purple light. 16:00 Terry is seen dead with a purple light next to him. 16:44 Rex is seen dead with a purple light next to him. 17:17 Wendy's Employee is seen dead with a purple light next to him.

[@thatduck8000]

At 13:02 you can see him through the window

[@kampstiefels7573]

Yo this is big brain time

[@alliem7537]

Purple, you say? (Purple guy fnaf lol)

[@jasonpugliano]

@@alliem7537 come on

[@lavalamp131]

17:28

[@pokemonmanic3595]

“It’s a murder not a tax audit we’ll be fine.”

[@DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer]

This guy is great at jokes. His reaching quality that shouldn't even be achievable.

[@frankf684]

"It's a murder not a tax audit we'll be fine."-pokemonmaniac3595

[@bruhmom3nt]

The aura is with scott

[@bruhmom3nt]

@LeCoolFace okay boomer

[@seansilv25]

“But what about the Wendy’s Employee? Nobody EVER expects the Wendy’s Employee!”

[@emilyshearer5552]

God Scott’s sense of humor is on another level

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

Except in his Yo Kai Watch video aka something I'm not letting him forget till he apologizes for barly playing the game and treating a decent series like shit just because it wasnt pokemon

[@tcminer6063]

Demi-Fiend of Time Dude, Chill, it's his opinion, dosen’t mean you like that series that Scott has to too

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

@@tcminer6063 I have no problem he doesn't like the game but he didn't even finish the tutorial and made a joke about a one charicter that sounds mean and empty out of context but is apart of the mascot charicter's story arc in the first 2 games that the way he made light of it pissed me off. That alone tells me he didn't even play past the tutorial chapters of the game brushing it off as a pokemon ripoff-_-If your going to review and make jokes about a game at least have the decency to finish the game!!!!

[@ashidenki7710]

@@demi-fiendoftime3825 you mean Jimmy Whitzel?

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

ashidenki Facepalm I forgot who's who. This folks is why you don't coment when you're tired -_- My bad I mean the 2 sound kind of similar but it was a mistake :(

[@The_Ghost_Gaming]

13:01 I never noticed steel wool was looking at them through the window!

[@wolfcafe3745]

Oh snap!

[@thefollower2933]

Holy shit. The details

[@zipl4sh840]

wait wtf i just realised that

[@zipl4sh840]

@aIysdexia u don't know steel wool?

[@zipl4sh840]

@aIysdexia its the murderer

[@littleretroship6403]

This pretty much singlehandedly transformed the Scott The Woz lore to its current state

[@jameslawrenson1208]

And we love it for that.

[@MoonlitWood]

I can't believe L is real 2401 actually came to be a thing.

[@rotten6322]

I CAME HERE TO LOOK FOR THIS COMMENT

[@dyl1845]

@@rotten6322 same

[@EduardoMielings2]

Now we know that 2401 correlates to the time that happen between Mario 64 realese date to the day of the discovery of Luigi, 24 years and 01 month... and 2 days, but whatever

[@AnomalySource]

What?

[@absolboi334]

This amazed me the other day

[@kyanpepperz53]

No one else talking about how Scott is actually a really good actor?

[@mattdominick1679]

I'm imagining him playing Wolverine instead of Danny Devito, thanks

[@TaekoZ]

He was great in the Spider-Man movies

[@bunchaidiots2065]

Have you seen the bloopers on his 2nd channel

[@user-xu3bg7zh9c]

a great writter too

[@AwesomeAutismHC]

@@user-xu3bg7zh9c And if you look at his Instagram, a very talented artist too!

[@TheRealBitterbub]

The line "the guys are at the hospital being treated for murder--" Made me laugh way more than it probably should've.

[@ramensamosa8186]

same! i'm stealing that line for horror movie watch parties

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

ramensamosa I will steal so many of his jokes

[@thundersky4918]

TheRealBitterbub San Andreas hospital

[@terrylesler7209]

Hey, at least I was treated for murder.

[@frownyclowny6955]

“I died!” Scott is a comedic genius

[@jetman9996]

My favorite mystery is how Global Smash Power is calculated

[@GojiraFGC]

It isn't

[@matthewmynk5529]

Mine is how the pokemon universe never runs out of preteens and teenagers to save the world for them

[@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450]

Simon M They should add Waluigi to Sm4sh for $999.99 and you have to pay twenty dollars a week for him. If you forget to pay for a week, then the next time you try to start the subscription again it costs you $999.99 again, but now you must pay $40 a week. Each time it will increase by 20

[@linearmetroidvania888]

Ahh Ah animates And he releases on April 1st

[@saifuusuri]

Oh it's simple: First you take your win loss ratio, and divide the larger of the two by the smaller of the two. Then you multiply that by the inverse of your virgin index stat, and then if the most recent Kingdom Hearts game has a title that makes sense, you add 12, and then start gathering supplies because the world has just ended buckaroo.

[@nesneros828]

Honestly, the skit was absolute gold and the mysteries are the coolest side of video games. Whatever you decide, just make sure this doesn't end up a one-parter.

[@preposteroussongs5572]

Fun fact: In Luigi's Mansion, if you listen closely the first time you enter the back garden, you can faintly hear Mario saying, "Hey, Luigi! What's the holdup!?"

[@unknownwill4th549]

@Darkquill Maroonlink?

[@monocell.]

@@unknownwill4th549 zelda?

[@retromint]

@@monocell. ganon?

[@ActPee]

@@retromint tingle?

[@theneonapple1684]

@@ActPee King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule?

[@markerikson7423]

I love how death is just treated like a nuisance

[@sillylilstella]

Yeah. It is.

[@Emiya491]

Scott the woz lore

[@2KSD.]

"Didn't Luigi say f*** in Mario Golf?" *Later* "Let's just listen to some gaming mysteries about Luigi and call it a night." "Isn't that the guy who said f*** in Mario Golf?" I am scared about the fact that more than one person knows about this.

[@ctons]

The best part is that Luigi never said anything similar to fuck in Mario gold

[@darkpudding1721]

QualityToons Mario was never made of gold

[@mlevar25]

@@darkpudding1721 he ment to say golf

[@matiasc1879]

Dark Pudding actually there is a power up in the games that makes mario gold

[@darkpudding1721]

@Matias C yes the gold flower exclusive to NSMB 2

[@Rabbidking]

"I have seen a lot of murders in my day, and all six of them were today." -Scott Wozniak, Dinner Partier, 2019

[@terrylesler7209]

I’m glad I was treated for murder that day, if I wasn’t I would have to buy another copy of Kinect Adventures.

[@GabrielShakkori]

Y'all did a great job!

[@yamomoldcouch5065]

It’s not really him

[@yamomoldcouch5065]

Mochi Maker no I mean that this account is not run by Scott. And that’s not terry lesler. And I don’t think SnazzyGaming was joke. So you should just calm down bud.

[@soskenndndnndbdb]

@@yamomoldcouch5065 no shit Sherlock

[@lsixty30]

Watson where is the bathroom? No shit, Sherlock!!!

[@exetone]

"I cant die I have jury duty tomorrow", "I've seen lot of murder in my life and all 6 were today" and "its okay they're all being treated for murder at the hospital" are all great lines might I add

[@dataecto6135]

Scott: what is the first thing you think of when you think "mysterious?" Me: *I H A V E 2 0 D O L L A R S A N D I N E E D A W I I G A M E F O R M Y K I D*

[@Ravalo354]

Funny Did laugh

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Aw crap.

[@mcmikk]

Long ago when I was a young lad, I bought a seemingly ordinary Scott the Woz episode at a garage sale. The person who sold it spoke of the episode warily, remarking something to the effect of "Yeah it's haunted and also not real, but thanks for the 3 grand." When I got home and turned it on, it started as normal, but SCOTT DEVIATED FROM HIS USUAL INTRO, saying "Hey *y'all*, Scott here" instead of "Hey *all*, Scott here." Then, everything was hyper-realistic and Scott had blood eyes! Don't ask me how live action footage of people can be more hyper-realistic than normal. From that day on, I would sometimes see blood-eyed Scott in my dreams and every new Scott the Woz upload gave me terrible fear and anxiety. Now I'm a heroin addict who wears sweatshirts without a shirt underneath, and my wife and kids left me. Sometimes I miss that 3 grand...

[@ImTheGuy]

man

[@gakmey]

pog

[@BluestSoldier]

Damn dude... Sweatshirt without a shirt, not even the worse of demons can traumatise you like that. Are you sure you didn't do that before?

[@Stickyz]

What an underrated comment

[@snoopii11]

Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya... That *might* have been....the worst $3,000 I ever spent.

[@thaddayyus]

“I died” is the best quote I’ve ever heard

[@SingTingz31]

This is funnier than what they write in movies

[@Louie_Log]

Same

[@thaddayyus]

@@Louie_Log wait holy shit this comment got likes

[@CatsMeow_]

I just realized that scott said to tell him if you get killed and then jeb did just that

[@Cageab1]

Fortnite player spotted

[@aykay8917]

7:37 “It’s Rex” *proceeds to deploy the table into the shadow realm*

[@chain12bb]

Imagine if everyone talked like a scott the woz character

[@Luke-xi2pq]

Cringey...

[@soup5309]

@@Luke-xi2pq no

[@obligatoryturtle8884]

Wow, everyone would be weirdly funny and relatable, but since everyone’s that way, everyone would be mediocre in their own eyes.

[@peaceful7610]

If they had the same comedy and amount of acting I would love life

[@lizardlord4k]

We don't?

[@blandeanders7433]

“Wendy’s Employee: Wendy’s employee” - Wendy’s Employee, 2019

[@DarkDragonOfChaos557]

Coulda put my face on that guy and is basically the same personlol

[@justingonzales5155]

DarkDragon OfChaos that’s exactly what a Wendy’s employee would say.

[@loukiss6729]

didn't that guy steal a baconator?

[@xlucyfer]

Lukas Celebi u mean Chet shaft right

[@loukiss6729]

Yeah, guess i should of worded it better huh.

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

"I was too shy to mention I was the one that killed him so I thought it would be easier to kill everyone."

[@kathrynblanchette476]

"Really? Five homicides and that's your reason?"

[@mrpizza_5139]

“Make that six.”

[@bluefiregamingandcards]

"You ever hear of the Madden Curse!?"

[@DeeJayFM]

"Ow my leg"

[@mynameismaybeprobablynever5055]

I did it I solved the mystery :D

[@LayTooPlant]

10:13 was executed perfectly

[@galfinsp7216]

How did that work?

[@BigBrawler]

Scott's Stash video about this one shows that it isn't a real knife

[@catswellthecat7855]

@@galfinsp7216 It’s a retractable knife. So the blade is rubber and slides into the handle when you stab someone with it. Gives the illusion that the blade is going into the skin

[@rubub8455]

brown haired white guy actually sacrificed his hand for the joke, a true hero

[@B-Mag]

The best part about Scott's friends is that they are horrible actors but that only makes the videos funnier

[@hurt4322]

I unironically think they did a great job for what they were supposed to act

[@capnkaba]

Wtf are you talking about? They were fine for the script they were given!

[@David-gj9qr]

CarverHunt101 sure they are not bad for KZbin actors but I don’t expect any production company to hire them either

[@broly1059]

Are you trying to say Scott's friends are worse than Scott? He's about on the same level.

[@ChopstickPhilly]

I'm pretty sure this is the main purpose. Considering the script is trying to be really silly and not to be taken serious of, having scott's friends acting "professionally" would kinda ruin the whole act and defeat the purpose of it being funny for us.

[@speechincomprehensible]

"What about steel wool? He has a knife" "Yeah for fun not for murder!" *stabs*

[@BrutusBongo]

Steel wool is the cop

[@evanz5372]

Also nice quote adds a lot to the comment sections

[@imburnt_toast]

ah yes, my favorite theory: “a ka room”

[@suwinkhamchaiwong8382]

Burnt_Toast I see it

[@ballisticblocker9163]

8:30 Gotta love how the smoker and alcoholic is the only one in all of the Scott Wozniak lore to have any common sense.

[@ModderOfGames]

"SOMEBODY FUCKING DIED!" is the funniest line in this video holy shit

[@richardadamson1438]

He also claimed he was Jesus in one episode.

[@tommiehoudini146]

Scott: “Now there’s only one thing more addictive than reading actual mysteries about video games.” Wendy’s Employee: “Nicotine”

[@crazylasagna3576]

Skyrim

[@gddiggy3828]

Someone: * Gets murdered * Scott: "Sonic CD..."

[@dragonslayer7724]

The important things

[@officiallylazlo]

also ĆÁMÉRÂ GÍŁTĆH

[@krampuskardashian5890]

This video is a prime example of "follow your dreams" Scott "The" Wozniak went from a kid with a goofy Polish last name to a mass murderer who loves game trivia.

[@DarkShadic9632]

Did you... actually... miss the entire point of the ending...? Because Scott didn’t kill the other guys...

[@Duck-de9dw]

DarkShadic 9632 a simple cover up my boy

[@woobgamer5210]

I had a Polish Friend who had a sister and where the same surname but with different endings. The male was Brezinski, and his sister was Brezinska

[@IsaacCapelli]

9:22 for some reason I love this clip

[@prometelion]

"I stay, I'm free" At 13:58 the officer have a purple light saber. The first vegan gets kill with a purple light saber. At 16:01 second vegan was found dead with a purple light saber close to him At 16:45 the bodyguard is laying dead with the purple light saber close to him too. At 17:18 the Wendys employee also have the purple light saber close to him. I did, I solve the mystery

[@z.d.8986]

I knew I was not the only one

[@stoked-6996]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@flamethefurry3516]

And, at 8:00, he wasn’t surprised and didn’t gasp

[@DoctorKidemonas]

Where is it at 17:18

[@darthcuddles7663]

RANDOM DUDES it’s in his arm I know it’s kind of hard to see

[@Jattel_2006]

“If anyone dies tell me”Scott the woz 2019

[@darickcastle5371]

I died

[@ECGCblu]

I mean it worked

[@user-uy5sh3cn2z]

Scott dies

[@user-uy5sh3cn2z]

No more scott the woz

[@BrianTakauji]

Story of my life

[@M.J44]

7:33 THAT WAS SO OUT OF NOWHERE I'M DYING

[@taiphonix9232]

I was 10 seconds away from getting to the time on that timestamp when I found this comment

[@Delta21OnYT]

Same with Chet

[@garretteckhardt8036]

IT'S REX *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

[@ryanspics]

@@garretteckhardt8036 The whole ass table went airborne ffs why is no one talking about this hidden gem?

[@atgplayer1284]

Do you need CPR?

[@iivvrryy]

"The only thing I murder, is *not* abstinence." "So it's- possible, you killed him..." My favorite part. Those two play off each other so well.

[@hunbenny]

- You've ever hear of the Madden curse? - Oww, my foot... I died, laughing... Love your videos Scott. :D

[@jeleopard]

you DIED laughing? MADDEN CURSE STRIKES AGAIN.

[@FennecFox53]

@Adofo OMG UR DEAD ITS STRIKES 1 MORE TIME

[@austinhowarth9287]

“I can’t be dead tomorrow, if I die I’ll go to prison!” -Scott the Woz 2019

[@BlueMountain1992]

When you find out it's illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

[@Scoutscout1000]

Right after watching this I typed just "Luigi" into KZbin and the first result is "Luigi says f in Mario golf" Google now making suggestions based on watch history

[@averagechannelname9969]

Same lmao

[@lilddm8558]

what the hell same here

[@captaintoad7588]

*oh fuc-*

[@timpiano2359]

The fact that theres literally a story weaved into this video about game mysteries is actually amazing.

[@zipperkirbo]

8:29 *SOMEBODY F***ING DIED* Gets me every time

[@Generictag]

Im dieing

[@requiem165]

I know right lol

[@DonutVibin]

9:22 was that the guy who said f**k in mario golf?

[@tseye2478]

9:23

[@kneesnap1041]

I love how every sandwich at the vegan meeting clearly has meat in it.

[@georgebaynard4096]

Knee Snap that son of a *BITCH*

[@rbrbnd]

Its vegetable meat

[@liam04294]

It's ok they don't have cheese

[@birdboy16]

Liam O good point! That fixes everything 😂

[@robman1493]

That son of a BITCH!

[@bramble553]

"I did it. I solved the Mystery." The new Jontron "I saved the World" meme has arisen.

[@Salah-ig5ye]

Update on L is real: A Hacker group recently got into the original files for many N64 Games, including Star Fox 64, or in this case Super Mario 64, and they found out that Luigi is in the game files, but never made it into the game. He was planned as a playable Character in a Online Mode that was planned when the game was in development, but both of these things never happened because the N64 wasnt powerful enough.

[@Cyorg13]

It wasn't an "online mode", it was just splitscreen multiplayer. Barely anyone back in '96 had internet.

[@anarchysplatcast]

@@Cyorg13 this ^^^^

[@jaredcondit9888]

And also, it was discovered 24 years and 1 month after the release of SM64

[@Rhlgull1331]

“Luigi said f*ck in Mario Golf” is my favourite 3-part gag

[@josh2.623]

“I’ll stay, I’m free” *F O R E S H A D O W I N G*

[@BigNutster]

Poop

[@yosher]

“I diiieeedd!” Had me fuckin crying for like 10 minutes

[@MasterMarx]

"AAAAAAAAAA!!!" "It's a murder!" "No... It's a listening agreement."

[@iane7474]

Hints that steel wool is killer 7:38 steel wool is paying very close attention to him and is the only one not to look away from chet 7:59 steel wool is the only one not surprised at chets death (infact everytime someone dies he doesnt care) 8:18 steel wool wants to stay at the party 13:26 steel wool was not there during the conversation earlier and the other 2 went of somewere else 13:58 when the guy (sorry i forgot his name) dies a purple lightsaber is seen and steel wool has a purple light saber in his hand 15:58 steel wool isnt there when the terry dies 16:46 rex was right next to steel wool when he died

[@terrylesler7209]

Ian [Archiver] Your Correct.

[@thenidokingkid5816]

At 15:58 steel wool is behind scott

[@jonathansmith1281]

It all adds up!

[@superdialga8923]

17:28 steel wool points a gun at scott

[@Manel-dq2kb]

@@superdialga8923 no shit

[@sadtoad250]

The greatest gaming mystery is how we knew about Geist DS

[@sherberttrebrehs7935]

neet

[@DiegoHernandez40183]

Or what Scott's blood type is

[@DeeJayFM]

@@DiegoHernandez40183 blood

[@kordru]

@@DiegoHernandez40183 his blood type is red.

[@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450]

Oh shit, it’s dat boi

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

"What about him, he has a knife-" "Yeah, for fun, not for murder!" *stabs through guy's arm*

[@duckboya]

That is indeed the joke

[@Splung1]

Scr00ge yes and he repeats it

[@peterortiz1160]

I died

[@Roadsguy]

"I pulled him over for money laundering" is still my favorite line in any of Scott's videos.

[@cudef9642]

17:09 "This is the Madden curse and if we're not careful, it'll get us too." Patrick Mahomes overcomes his injury to win the Superbowl. The world gets hit with the coronavirus. The Madden curse is real.

[@tygerdude]

@cudef I like to believe it was weakened by its masterpiece of a job on Antonio Brown and then was angered by Mahomes' comeback

[@requiem165]

I know right lol

[@normal_username3231]

So this all happened because someone wanted to put athletes on their game cover?

[@trainguy7276]

"All right. Scott, Steelwool, Rex you're dead." Best moment for me.

[@DeAnimeJ]

I love it because it caught me off guard... XD

[@ShadowRubberDuck]

Customer calls: “Is this Wendy’s?” Wendy’s Employee: “No, this is Wendy’s Employee.” (Hangs up)

[@Reoko77]

*THAT SON OF A BITCH!*

[@shriveborn9422]

This is the perfect Scott the Woz episode. It has the comedy, he brings up relevant and irrelevant things, the jokes are unexpected, expected, referenced, ignored. The ending is good. Scott is in it.

[@QuazzleTheQaz]

This will mess up the “HEY ALL SCOTT HERE” compilations

[@josepablovargasguzman1315]

Not if they are Smart enough And put the "hey all, Scott here" from the recording at 1:15

[@johnonthephone5625]

Soul “im from the south and im really fuckin stupid” - Joji

[@LNERFlyingScotsman]

He still says it at the beginning...

[@jesuscanplayguitar1214]

John on the Phone funny?

[@matthewpippin2502]

@@johnonthephone5625 Ahh yes, everyone's favorite example of high quality deep and intellectual humor; the negative stereotype that has absolutely no basis in reality and in fact shows everyone that you, in fact, are the stupid one. Well played.

[@jertz_tv8238]

“I can’t die, if I don’t show up I’ll go to prison.” -Scott The Woz

[@alexanderb7721]

He did say that, didn't he? I also watched the video and I'm pretty sure he said it anyways.

[@princegoatcheese9379]

They'll throw his corpse in a jail cell for 75 years to life!

[@ShadowRubberDuck]

Probably in Super Guantanamo...

[@Killatia]

Scott you coward pin this comment!

[@yonkers25]

Dude these mystery’s are actually scary like when chad died spook

[@roycedutch1]

Majora’s mask takes the term “moon landing” to a whole new level

[@biggysloppy6833]

Wendy’s employee be like: Wendy’s employee, Wendy’s employee

[@leahluostarinen]

Wendy's employee

[@bensvideo]

chungus: chugus

[@whothehellisthat281]

Havent work there in over 3 years and I still identify as a wendy's employee

[@lawngcawk5774]

69 likes

[@mboz_2108]

Wendy's employee

[@karatesan2120]

"If one of dies please tell me" *Later* "I died!" Hands down, one of the funniest Scott the Woz skits ever

[@DoubleCFiend]

This was my favorite part

[@letteredsymbol7922]

@Snekcharmer man, your comments make me *dead*

[@r2ube]

"Everones at the hospital getting treated for murder, so they'll all be fine."

[@seanyproductions]

R2D2 Inc I love how It’s a Bargain Bin Christmas actually went with that explanation

[@5R0B5]

The idea of Scott just going through that whole dinner-party-thing for "It's a Bargain Bin Christmas" to be released several weeks later instead of just doing a "regular Episode" actually blows my mind. Just like the fact that every Episode had "Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby" College Hoops" in it just so after 99 Episodes it would finally come into play. Scott isn't an ordinary KZbinr, he's a fuckin artist. One of the best the word has ever seen.

[@KoopaKid660]

14:01 "I died" lol

[@masahirosakurai2042]

“I have seen a lot of murders in my day and all of them were today” -Scott Wozniak 2019

[@FleaOnMyWiener]

Yes I watched the video, thanks

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

I want a Scott the Woz rpg I’d put terry lesler and Wendy’s employee in my party

[@andytheawesome7592]

HOLY CRAP! Maybe these videos take place in an RPG universe! That would explain why death is merely a temporary inconvenience: items and spells can be used to revive dead party members. Chet stayed as a ghost because the plot required him to stay dead, meaning that much like with Aerith in Final Fantasy VII, he couldn’t be revived. It all makes sense! (In all seriousness, I’d totally play a Scott the Woz RPG in the style of the Mario RPGs, or maybe the Mother trilogy, if it existed)

[@AustinD_YT]

@@andytheawesome7592 When do you want me to start the project?

[@incearoarthememestar830]

@@AustinD_YT now

[@Djkarma-hl9iy]

And then Scott breaks the fourth wall and clearly shows the fact that he is pretty angry that he’s in an RPG

[@ShibuNub3305]

If the games were to be based on the series plot, then you’d best hope you don’t get to used to Wendy’s employee’s usefulness!

[@8BitPreston]

8:28 you can see the dude in blue on the right start to smile, almost breaking character

[@suomi5475]

SOMEBODY FUCKING D I E D

[@terrylesler7209]

Hey, that’s me. Rex was making me laugh.

[@8BitPreston]

Terry Lesler it was a valiant good sir

[@grizzlydino]

16:10 The perfect music for this topix

[@toniido]

My favorite mystery is why knack 3 doesn't exist

[@beegyoshiepicgamer3861]

knack 3 BABY

[@OneAndOnlyDanky]

Antonio Smith Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knackles

[@aidanflynn2037]

Knack is back. BaBy

[@Rwc900]

i played Nack on psnow its a shit game

[@kersaherpafuqer784]

BABYYYY

[@RushsBasement1]

Let's face it Scott's supposed fan-art of madden looks like all modern game logos

[@captndingpot3981]

11:40 and 14:00 together is the funniest joke set up ever. You just don't expect it until you remember that this is a Scot The Woz video. Lol

[@LolCat6475]

3:10 love the captions slowly getting more dots in this part to indicate silence

[@Akuzastar]

"They're all being treated for murder.... I'm pretty sure they'll be fine" Erm....

[@Kaenbyou777Rin]

That's how it works in Dragon Quest

[@SuperHaiProductions]

Necromancy is now canon in the Wozniverse

[@hazzah5450]

7:33 There is so much *power* in this man’s actions

[@suomi5475]

*ITS REX *SMASH SMASH*

[@estellaruiz3125]

Further solidifying he’s an alcoholic

[@stotab8700]

"Wendy's employee. Wendy's employee" -Wendy's employee

[@Tyler-sf4kv]

Wendy's employee

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

Wendy’s employee?

[@bumblebot2458]

Yeah, Wendy's Employee.

[@fishactivation5087]

Wendy's Employee...

[@trennan8291]

Oh, Wendy's Employee

[@gojithecringe]

Another video game mystery that was going around for a decade! Before Godzilla: Save The Earth, Pipeworks (the developer) stated that the monster Biollante gonna appear in the game. But when it released, she wasn't anywhere! Only in 2014, it was revealed that she was actually completed within the files, they weren't able to get the approval from Toho (film studio which makes Godzilla movies).

[@jestermaniac3131]

thats super sick

[@axothegremlin]

That's cool, but at the same time, who the actual fuck doesn't know who makes the Godzilla movies? They're some of the most popular pieces of media to ever come out of the Tokusatsu genre. Along with Kamen Rider, Super Sentai and Power Rangers which is adapted from Super Sentai.

[@shiina4826]

I like how they’re all vegans eating ham sandwiches

[@BIastProcX]

Thats why being vegan is bs

[@Double400]

They're eating impossible ham sandwiches

[@Jase_Gaming]

Vegan ham

[@MERCHIODOS]

it might be fake ham

[@LeMasterofSwords]

Shiina Scott is a vegan?

[@alesta2212]

14:23 that screen was actually meant to be funny, the american soundtrack just sets the atmosphere as that. In Europe and Japan, the song is way more friendly, and makes the screen appear funny.

[@ChimeraMK]

@thenormz1n Beyond normal comprehension.

[@galfinsp7216]

This is the boss theme, so the non us version fits more with that idea.

[@itistempest]

"Just quote the video because I'm not funny enough to make my own joke" - Me

[@mondaymorning9822]

“Me” - Me 2019

[@samuelthecamel]

@@mondaymorning9822 "'Me' - Me 2019" - Me 2019

[@frankf684]

@@samuelthecamel "Me-Me 2019-Me 2019"-Samuel Voltz

[@myfriendjesus4788]

E

[@hystericallover5989]

“what the hell are these ghosts’ priorities” -Scott The Woz, 1708

[@Ludochris]

13:01 Just realized Steelwool is watching through the window

[@v4nta197]

Where?

[@geraldreynolds3756]

The game company or the killer

[@lemonke3774]

10:04 it’s a murder not a tax audit we’ll be fine. This guy clearly got his priorities in order.

[@Lumaah]

*gets called out for having a knife* "it's for fun, not murder" *proceeds to immediately stab his friend in the wrist*

[@antoniozvl4562]

Im not gonna ruin ur 69

[@stickyallover7016]

We know

[@angeljuarez41]

Isn't that fun?

[@etienne7249]

*what's the difference?*

[@sergevictoryyt]

Im not gonna ruin ur 420

[@EthanLandwehr]

10:14 That scared the shit out of me

[@mercynotfakebutvhs]

Did that guy arm Dont have blood imao

[@malaflub5545]

My dog has recently passed away and man these videos have really been helping me get through this shitty time. Thank you Scatt for your wacky shenanigans

[@peanits333]

Scott: So if any of you die, you have to tell me ok? *later* "I died!" LMAO

[@theblan1k0ne]

ＹＯＵ ＤＩＥＤ

[@garlicfromplantsvs.zombies3285]

THIS POST IS MY ANTIDEPRESSANT.

[@OnePunchYume]

We all died....of laughter!

[@gustavosimoes281]

There's Just something about Scott jokes.

[@robman1493]

SOMEBODY F*CKING DIED

[@budgetcatgirl]

Anyone else release when when jeb dies, and other guy is like, "He was like that when I got here!" the screen glitches? 14:15

[@theheroickid9106]

Yeah same here

[@HelixAdamOxford]

Damn

[@MichaelSwartz-bf6we]

It's kinda obvious, but yeah.

[@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457]

I think that's only on mobile.

[@MarceThePunk]

@@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457 I'm on PC and I can see the glitch

[@pongodecky]

"Was Luigi just that well hidden in the game?" .... weeeeeeeeeeell.

[@sgillman16]

He's not in the game. That Luigi model was found in the Spaceworld 1995 ROM. We already knew he was in it

[@BlueExplosion]

@@sgillman16 Nope. He was found in the source code that got leaked

[@sgillman16]

@@BlueExplosion and that source code did not come from the retail copy of the game

[@BlueExplosion]

@@sgillman16well... It was leaked from nintendo servers I think

[@poudink5791]

nope. he wasn't. he's not in the game. he was in it prior to it releasing though, which is something we had already known for years.

[@dedidedi9132]

This is the best storytelling of all time