Mario Kart 8 | Newton's Worst Nightmare - Scott The Woz

Scott plays the Wii U's peak.
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Music Used:
"Main Menu" from Mario Kart 8
"Yoshi Circuit (GCN)" from Mario Kart 8
"Mario Circuit" from Mario Kart 8
"Thwomp Ruins" from Mario Kart 8
"Sweet Sweet Canyon" from Mario Kart 8
"Toad's Turnpike (N64)" from Mario Kart 8
"Mario Kart TV" from Mario Kart 8
"Sunshine Airport" from Mario Kart 8
"Dolphin Shoals" from Mario Kart 8
"Mario Kart Stadium" from Mario Kart 8
"Title Theme" from Mario Kart 8
"Spectating Race" from Mario Kart 8
"Wario Stadium (DS)" from Mario Kart 8
"Mario Circuit (GBA)" from Mario Kart 8
"Royal Raceway (N64)" from Mario Kart 8
"Electrodrome" from Mario Kart 8
"Shy Guy Falls" from Mario Kart 8
"Toad Harbor" from Mario Kart 8
"Twisted Mansion" from Mario Kart 8
"Mount Wario" from Mario Kart 8
"Cloudtop Cruise" from Mario Kart 8
"Rainbow Road" from Mario Kart 8
"Rainbow Road (N64)" from Mario Kart 8
"Winning Run" from Mario Kart 8
"Yoshi Valley (N64)" from Mario Kart 8
"Excitebike Arena" from Mario Kart 8
"Hyrule Circuit" from Mario Kart 8
"Ribbon Road (GBA)" from Mario Kart 8
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes

[@Adam-ds1ik]

The only good miiverse post ever was on this game. "Is mount wario a location or a command?"

[@espurrhoodie1290]

What about the infamous "I'm a straight man but damn Luigi is hot" post?

[@mr.azizsshitposts]

Espurrhoodie or “how do you delete a post?”

[@TusharSundarka]

Believe me, 'Cream the Rabbit' from Sonic is worse

[@aztn19]

Yes

[@jackgarcia5926]

This man obviously never saw the guy that reviewed water on games.

[@onigu767]

"I'd rather have one Birdo than five children" Powerful words.

[@gavinmartin4109]

Omar Gu I read that as soon as he said that

[@demonknuckles7]

I agree

[@SupaCLUCK]

gavin martin Same

[@Aacue_Kenku]

As soon as this was said, I scrolled down to the comments... I wasn’t disappointed

[@th00perman_]

Having not watched the video yet, I read this and spit on my screen. ｎｉｃｅ 😎

[@lazerblazer1144]

And now the wait begins for Newton's Worst Nightmare: Deluxe.

[@finolo2353]

the deluxe part is the battle mode being good

[@sedeuphadude80]

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Newton’s Worst Nightmare, Remastered

[@MrGamelover23]

Kind of expected him to bring it up in the video.

[@therock238360]

Tech Freak same, I don’t think there’s enough new stuff in Deluxe for a whole new video

[@reploidmashu4440]

good thing they fixed battle mode in deluxe

[@MJRNRD]

As a Physics major, I can confirm that an actual quote from Isaac Newton was indeed: "I am terrified of Mario Kart 8."

[@markusTegelane]

if you are an actual physics major, this comment was very funny Edit: I removed the part of my comment that made me look like a bad person. I am really sorry if I insulted anyone...

[@grenindraw6947]

@@markusTegelane wtf why be a jerk?

[@Kaplykos]

@@markusTegelane your comment couldn't be more pointless

[@markusTegelane]

@@Kaplykos are you sure about that?

[@novastar3990]

@@markusTegelane We’re sure.

[@doorknob5223]

*"I'd rather have Birdo than 5 children"* - Scott The Woz, 2020

[@blacosh]

Well jokes on him, I would rather have Diddy Kong and Funky Kong than 11 children.

[@JetInAJar]

I like how a quote of a joke from the video is always one of the top comments. Lazy, we already heard and laughed at the joke.

[@daviddavedav]

Ok yeah we watched the video. Stop quoting the video we are literally watching right now

[@phantomgamer9264]

Damn let the people have fun No one asked you to be in the comments. Just ignore them rather than having to type something cause you like it.

[@user-eer555]

But just this quote alone makes it funny lol

[@TristenTVids]

"so what will it be?" *MARIO KART 8!* "this is a bar." what a great quote

[@khemically6124]

@Calamari Fan This is a bar

[@theslanksterwam561]

This added so much to the video.

[@liamsantos2173]

Lol

[@theflano23]

This is a Wendy's.

[@justsoup3726]

@Calamari Fan JUST STOP!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY TO SPAM A PHRASE FROM A DISNEY JR. SHOW ON EVERY VIDEO!!! IT'S JUST ANNOYING!!!

[@soupladle3237]

He turned his desk into a bar for a four second joke. What dedication.

[@PantsYT]

He has spent 30$ on a 3 second gag

[@tw8245]

The dude had shirts made for less than that.

[@SebastianTheGreat]

I drank so much Madden 08 in college

[@TheFantasticJoe]

He once made a five-hour round trip to the Kellogg's headquarters just for a ten-second gag in one video. This man is committed to jokes in a way unlike any other KZbinr.

[@barnardsloop01]

@@TheFantasticJoe I was gonna mention Jerma, but he's more of a streamer.

[@staceyfuertes5366]

I want “Dead but with MarioKart” on my gravestone.

[@unoriginalcommentfinder8728]

Ok

[@cookiehawk]

If thats not on my gravestone, im not dying.

[@Elfilinfan]

@@cookiehawk hmm

[@JenovaDreamweaver]

then you have to die with mario kart on your body

[@Kain_cee]

So your dead body is playing MK8 on a Wii U gamepad? What if the gamepad dies too?

[@hAze_the_shrimp]

That counter in the bottom left corner is the most anxiety I ever felt in a Scott The Woz vid.

[@ciaranpatrick6859]

LogicalFool the final minute was intense

[@samuelthecamel]

Needs some Metroid escape music to go with it

[@chucklebutt4470]

@@samuelthecamel Sonic drowning music 😫

[@WooFooBattlefield]

I guess he wanted us to feel the most anxiety he lives everyday.

[@davejavu4806]

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: "Hey all, Scott here! They fixed battle mode!" **outro music**

[@abean5650]

I can see him actually doing that.

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

One million special????questionmark?

[@Raf8347]

And then talks about MK Tour after making people thing the video was over

[@SleepyOtter8806]

Mario Kart 8: "What the f*** am i doing" *outro music plays*

[@YazminDeLaTorre-kr4sr]

Its hey yall scott here

[@Tekashi117]

Now we need a 10 second mario kart 8 deluxe review where Scott just says "they fixed the battle mode!"

[@phiphi2209]

itsmeft24 you must’ve not played it then cause it’s millions times better

[@karlkewbz]

@itsmeft24. They did. 8 actual good tracks. One of which is in my opinion the best battle track of all time. And they added extra 4 modes including Bobomb Blast.

[@karlkewbz]

@Nicholas Conroy. Urchin Underpass obviously

[@Hugelag]

April Fool's 2021 video leaked.

[@Saiks63014]

The fact that Scott broke a shelf is hilarious to me The way he just sits there and stares off contemplating what he had just done

[@CodenameBolts]

It's one of the most melancholic endings to any of his episodes

[@DraakjeYoblama]

In a behind the scenes episode he said a friend made the shelf for him and was scared it would break when he pushed it off his desk. Now he's just hitting it with a hammer

[@professionalcrispreviewer]

Did you know? Every mainline Mario Kart features either SNES Rainbow Road or the Fake Item Box, but never both

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

...I did not know this and I am surprised that this is true, how the...

[@toogaytolift9176]

I've read this fact like 50 times but I gotta admit it's still interesting

[@aleam.7664]

68-69

[@itscrumbelivable]

Yin and Yang

[@samuelthecamel]

Can't wait for the day we can put FIBs on SNES Rainbow Road

[@CoolKidCroc]

"And of course, pink gold peach" *cuts to dark sad Scott* that was gold

[@CoolKidCroc]

12:20

[@DTheAustralian]

Cool Kid Croc Don’t you mean it was pink gold?

[@CoolKidCroc]

D The Australian I’ve never fallen in love with someone over a reply but this might be it, that’s it chief 😂😂

[@CoolKidCroc]

@Eric Lee but i did hahaha

[@tatyanaromova9054]

Spoiler: Mario kart 8 is just Mario kart but you awaken newtons wrath upon yourself.

[@cobalt2672]

"Imagine if you had to look up and down constantly! That would be hell." Star Fox Zero: *exists*

[@ratkartwii9189]

my mum: - very triggered -

[@MsZsc]

How dare you exist

[@Thunderstar-ky4tf]

I'm on board for Star Fox 64 HD for Switch. Anyone else?

[@alex_-yz9to]

Also starfox zero: has a dedicated button to switch views

[@sushirabit5624]

That's exactly what was thinking

[@KaRaTeLoRd11PS3]

1:39 I always found that little “It’s Wario” adorable

[@markhenry5294]

I think that 1:15 is pretty good as well.

[@Tonjit41]

It.. it is :D

[@pokemagicraft3246]

He didn't even wave when he said "Hey all, Scott Here"

[@BunnyOnASnuman]

No This is a bar

[@aaronc9294]

It's not the first time, usually he doesn't when he has a more elaborate sketch planned for the intro on the video. He also did it in his first game collecting video.

[@woobgamer5210]

and also the Gaming Mysteries episode he was just quickly saying 'Hey all, Scott here.'

[@ravipun9047]

its because of the pimple on his nose

[@therealtrue842]

@@woobgamer5210 didn't he also do it in the double dash video?

[@vibestm1846]

"Nintendo's least favorite little disappointment" Virtual Boy: "Is that a compliment or an incredibly deep insult?"

[@dlfon99]

Nintendo: "I've disowned you. Get the f*** out of my house before I call the cops."

[@Chaos89P]

@@dlfon99 Nintendo never disowned the Virtual Boy. To this day, they acknowledge it in various jokes.

[@Gear_Storm]

Thank you for not doing the "am i a joke to you" meme. Im so sick of that one.

[@vibestm1846]

@@Gear_Storm The Virtual Boy is a joke to everyone so it wouldn't be as funny

[@julianx2rl]

The virtual boy at least it's unique, even with the 3DS taking over the 3D gimmick, but the Wii U literally became a lesser Switch.

[@Bungafist]

"The mute city stage is the most Nintendo has acknowledged F-Zero in years." That one hurt

[@DaJackCat]

:(

[@jahaininagaki385]

Don't forget about the big blue stage and they have Captain falcon Signature Vehicle too drive in

[@blackdot105]

Nice Olimar pfp. Definitely fits into the same camp.

[@Bungafist]

@@blackdot105 I know :(

[@MrEvan1932]

Biggest tease ever

[@turquoisenomad8418]

12:16 is one of my favorite moments in Scott’s videos

[@gavinthecrafter]

_Nathaniel Bandy would like to know your location_

[@Tonjit41]

Ye

[@EMurr4144]

Gotta love Lake Erie. It's a great bit too.

[@B-Mag]

"When Scott can complain about Battle Mode" Scott is the best

[@zachservello7846]

BAM, skin disease

[@OwensMixedChannel]

@@zachservello7846 led poisoning

[@AzaiaMonota]

baby park in that style would be fine but everything else no

[@ray_1111]

B-Mag the timer he had for that was hilarious!

[@cocoahere875]

Plus that was probably the most sincere "i hate this" we've ever gotten from him

[@juicebox9300]

“What made you want a Mercedes?” “I play as Roy Koopa a lot and the GLA goes with his eyes” Roy is one of the only characters in the game with his eyes covered by something

[@ryangallagher9723]

Thanks for explaining the joke. I get it now. That's kinda funny.

[@cynniethia]

Juice Box lmao there’s only one other character with their eyes covered

[@entry_17]

@@cynniethia who?

[@sirbrandalf7813]

@@entry_17 all 9 shy guys

[@entry_17]

@@sirbrandalf7813 thanks

[@oyasumifrog]

This is just Scott flexing that he owns the whole wiiU Library

[@chapystick_]

In what world is THAT a flex

[@joeisnothome]

Yup

[@dismissing]

*the whole north american Wii U library. Still impressive though.

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

Seriously though, what kinda flex is that?

[@peterwesterman2613]

Who wants to own the whole Wii U library

[@ArthurNunes29]

Scott: “Sunshine Airport, this would not fly in real life” StockCar Brasil: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

[@scrawnysmash9129]

1:00 I wanna have a little chat with whoever is controlling Toad.

[@Fusionwoz]

Wanna talk to me

[@justinc.5591]

Chaotic Evil

[@StarkMaximum]

"I'm helping!"

[@wingbeltcreations5455]

*Toad Voice*: I'M THE BEST!!!

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

Plot twist, you were controlling toad

[@da_pikmin_coder8367]

Scott: "complains about Battle Mode" Me: "Is this some Mario Kart 8 joke I'm too Deluxe to understand?"

[@azucenarosales9930]

It still sucks

[@daviiiid.r]

I mean mk8dx’s mode still isn’t as good as like DS’s, but I mean it’s wayyy better than the shit show of mk8

[@neonmajora8454]

When he called miiverse a stupid feature I got angery.

[@dullicecream]

Azucena Rosales I wouldn't say sucks tbh, it's pretty alright actually. Y'all are just mean.

[@Lmpy]

@@dullicecream compared to the other Mario karts. It sucks yoshi eggs.

[@porcubot]

Last episode: Scott pushes everything off his desk This episode: Scott destroys shelf with hammer Next episode: Scott throws desk into woodchipper, 1m sub special

[@bramble553]

at the rate we're going, he's going to burn his hosue down again.

[@bramble553]

@Quinn McDonnell hence "Again"

[@ResistARest]

He already sacrificed his desk once though, for the charity event for helping people who were recently murdered

[@verticalfish]

Scott is gonna turn into Eric Andre and destroy his set every episode

[@tomaszcaka8360]

2m sub special: the desk hits back

[@Jack-gm8hw]

21:49 got me tearing up... something about him just struggling like a lazy five-year-old just freakin did it for me.

[@JoeCrafts123]

*Next time:* Mario Kart 8: Deluxe | Why wasn't this here to begin with? - Scott The Woz

[@craiglewandowski3934]

After that: Mario Kart Tour | Too Many Clones - Scott The Woz

[@LoreGamerTV]

@@craiglewandowski3934 shouldnt it be: Mario Kart Tour | $39.99 for Diddy kong

[@poudink5791]

honestly I think he's probably going to do the arcade ones before tour

[@Blueflag04]

And Mario Kart VR

[@finniccle]

I really can’t tell if it was scripted for the shelf to break, that just seems like something you can’t make up.

[@kyrette1666]

I think the video was prolly supposed to end when the hammer landed. That woulda made sense lol.

[@micahbeckner2274]

i mean part amiibo festival was to share a corndog it was definitly supposed to break

[@kopymatic]

the genuine look of "aw shit" on his face makes me think it was real

[@thursafternoon22]

@@kopymatic I don't think he'd just have a hammer next to his desk for no reason though

[@kopymatic]

@@thursafternoon22 true true, i think the skit was planned but maybe he didn't intend to break it? Or he broke it and immediately started having an existential crisis.

[@Haiderali64]

Scott: Makes an Entire Episode defining remasters and remakes Also Scott: Wind Waker HD is a remake

[@JMGO1999EternalMajorKakoEscoby]

And then says Ocarina of Time 3D and Majora's Mask 3D are remasters, whata heck is wrong with this guy.

[@mittens5789]

@MrWereverforever remaster is the word youre looking for remake is an all out from scratch made game

[@djskillx7008]

MrWereverforever the game is still the same just with quality of life improvements and better graphics its a remaster

[@jaredberry4762]

@MrWereverforever That makes Wind Waker HD a remaster. Visual and quality of life improvements to a pre-existing game makes it a remaster, not a remake.

[@44890chrisc]

@Rando wasn't Wind Waker HD created on a different engine all together? A remaster is taking the same game on the same engine and making it look slightly better. If the game is on a new engine with new assets and a few new features doesn't that make it a remake?

[@das.krishi]

Scott has become expressive with his voice. Two years ago he sounded like a dead robot. It's miles better. Good for him.

[@despact3727]

Remember When People Praised This Game Having The Most Advanced Animations For Mario They Used His Mustache To Show Off The Animations. The M U S T A C H E.

[@cynicap8584]

Hair animation was actually pretty hrd back in 2012

[@nate9962]

Despact Cito Why Do People Type Like This

[@despact3727]

@@cynicap8584 Yeah, But Still

[@gannondollins]

Mario Odyssey: I'm bout to end this man's whole career

[@sultanahmed-vj1mj]

Thing is the game is actually really bad due to items imo front running is annyoing due to invisibility frames leading to getting mario karted and due to how items work u go from having a massive leading to like 4th which just aint fun plus with low mobility due to how karts work and it is a recipe for disaster

[@TheJebusCheese]

Mount Wario. And that's a command

[@MichaelSwartz-bf6we]

it's not fort wario I checked

[@wesleydavis9869]

@@MichaelSwartz-bf6we I dont speak wrong

[@MichaelSwartz-bf6we]

@@wesleydavis9869 I speak egg

[@MrMoasn]

Well too bad mount wario is my favorite new track in mk 8

[@wesleydavis9869]

@@MichaelSwartz-bf6we I like disk

[@MysteryMii]

Is that the fastest "Hey all, Scott here" he's ever done?

[@G1GANIGGA9000]

I think so

[@realCyng]

Hey all, Scott here Any% Speedrun WR

[@picasokaufmen9250]

He had to cut time somewhere

[@lakitudude7577]

First wiiware video was faster

[@actIshi]

Im gonna contribute to this and combat it with my 0.47 attempt Edit: currently hold wr in "hey all scott here category with scotts own being 0.75

[@TheTattorack]

Hey, remember how Mario Kart DS had this really cool challenge mode where you could go up against Mario 64 bosses in races or battles? I sure do. Nintendo sure doesn't. I miss the challenges...

[@zachcarter1116]

I’m really surprised that they never brought challenge mode back. It was in Wii but you can’t play it anymore because it required WiFi.

[@jomaq9233]

I didn’t know Albert Boris changed his name to Nintendo

[@TheLongtailed]

Nintendon't

[@jonathanwilson7949]

Ya I miss it too

[@memediatek]

@@zachcarter1116 wiimmfi and riiconnect24 exist

[@wingbeltcreations5455]

"This is a bar." Still has like 17 copies of Madden 08 on the shelf. Scott has now set a new standard for bars everywhere.

[@MysteryMii]

When this is all over, I’ll open a bar with 18 COPIES of Madden 08.

[@wingbeltcreations5455]

@@MysteryMii What speak of madness is *THIS*?!?!?!?

[@MysteryMii]

@@wingbeltcreations5455 Have you been living under a rock for the past two months?

[@awildemerald]

Can't forget about that Pepto Bismol.

[@wingbeltcreations5455]

@@MysteryMii What do you mean?

[@sovietonion._.3888]

“Multi-colored yoshis and shy guys” Colored toads: *cries in corner*

[@wizard8443]

Haha

[@TheCoops119]

They’re literally in the menus and audience WHY NINTENDO

[@gcsgaming3694]

Same with koopas

[@milowood1728]

Gordon and Karsyn Gaming Koopas have only ever been green red and blue so it wouldn’t work.

[@gcsgaming3694]

Milo24 and yellow, and rainbow, and black, and they could easily just make colors

[@patriotslover1014]

In the next episode of Scott Talks About Virginity, he sets his desk on fire.

[@kilvies]

hasn't Scott already burnt a house down? he's done fire already, I wanna see him with a knife

[@lordkiza8838]

Give him a fat man and show za walrdo!!!

[@sheepstone23]

@@lordkiza8838 please no

[@onokenfudou3394]

Gonna be honest, you just can't hate Scott's sense of humor. It's freaking amazing.

[@Exeggutor_Enjoyer]

It makes so little sense yet so much at the same time.

[@pastaguy7053]

“What the hell is a Game and Wario?” A disappointment.

[@fa-pm5dr]

i still enjoy the gamer minigame

[@SageArdor]

A novel concept that could have been nice if there was just more to do.

[@gyga100]

its a game that you Wario it

[@BigHailFan]

I still bought that game because the demo made it seem like a new warioware. Boy was I pissed.

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Miiverse Sketch would like a word with you, as would Binyot.

[@supahas3821]

When Mario Kart finally jumped into the unknown realm of HD!

[@averagejoe7572]

Really?

[@unbeknownstprofile]

only 720p HD. p a t h e t i c.

[@David-sh8xn]

SupaHas when mario jumped

[@Unberable]

Toothpaste no, NSMBU came out in 2012

[@thougsthecker7404]

@Calamari Fan stop spamming on every comment,Also what the fuck does zuka sama mean?

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

He just wants to do different stuff with his desk every time, doesn’t he

[@mindless9750]

Yep

[@acehero498]

I know you didn’t finish the video I mean neither did I. Zom Zom Zom

[@eddiewildones]

Unless he destroys it at some point

[@patricknice8652]

The formula is slowly evolving, soon the background will be green

[@justsoup3726]

@Calamari Fan *JUST STOP!!!* IT'S NOT FUNNY TO SPAM A PHRASE FROM A DISNEY JR. SHOW ON EVERY VIDEO!!! IT'S JUST ANNOYING!!!

[@mattiallmi5839]

26:34 We can even touch them with our thumbs. Scott: *touches with pointer finger*

[@valonn]

"This game blows!" - Sir Isaac Newton, Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

*throws MK8 into the toilet*

[@justsoup3726]

@Calamari Fan I'm sad now.

[@hiigobybisquick5351]

Video: Posted 51 minutes ago The comment above: *Posted 1 hour ago*

[@YoyIeCake]

Calamari Fan Stop it You have replied the same thing on every single comment It's not even related to Scott, it's a reference to a Disney Jr. Show. Stop

[@azz9540]

"Sunshine airport, this would not fly in real life" Scott-2020

[@katiecowan7133]

To be fair, nobody is flying in real life anymore

[@OrenSaidAThing]

Scatt's Pun Game was on fleek today

[@hystericallover5989]

good job, *you have ears*

[@azz9540]

@@hystericallover5989 Nah the dub is never as good as the original

[@crown_vicdude6690]

Finally, a review on a game that I like that Scott doesn’t hate, now I am at peace.

[@Gundamseeddabest]

As someone who loves the shit out of Gravity Rush, welcome to the club!

[@dullicecream]

Xailashi moist Oh my god I love that game, super fun. Haven't even finished the first but can't wait to get to the second! Kinda funny how Scott got me interested in it.

[@gelo6099]

Not For Long.

[@Duck-de9dw]

thank god for double dash

[@ItsSpies]

If anything, you should be concerned for his well being

[@EnigmaticGentleman]

28:07 Scott, have you ever heard the definition of insanity? Insanity is doubling the size of an 8 year old game for 25 dollars/50 cents a track. That is crazy

[@-aexc-]

the tracks are so low quality :(

[@Abvctr]

@@-aexc- I mean, What would you expect with 50 cents per track?

[@npc_blob1609]

It is the best selling game turned live service on the best selling console right now, it deserved better and they easily had the choice to allocate more time for it, but there's no corners they won't cut at this point

[@EnigmaticGentleman]

@@npc_blob1609 I meant that in a positive way, thats actually like a decent deal. Also the second wave is SO much better

[@ydorb4752]

I’d rather have one birdo than five children - Scott 2020

[@ydorb4752]

Anonymous what do u mean?

[@LucasDiblasio]

Yay more children

[@ydorb4752]

Calamari Fan why do u do this

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Um...

[@bloodmuzzle]

Oh so THAT'S why he's a virgin!

[@MeltedSherbert]

Scott: *Breaks his shelves out of anger from complaining about video games* AVGN: "That's my boy! They grow up so fast..."

[@ddd7038]

Funny since they both Crossover with each other before

[@carlosemilio5180]

@@ddd7038 what avgn episode was that? he collabed with scott for christmas but i dont remember scott collabing in the cinemassacre channel at all.

[@royalewithcheese4265]

@@carlosemilio5180 Nintendo Campus Challenge, I believe it was a James and Mike Mondays video

[@nezbitnezbit5397]

Who?

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

James Rolfe's influence is seeping into Scott...

[@WishedWash]

Scott: "Imagine having to look up and down at the TV and gamepad" Star Fox Zero: Allow me to introduce myself

[@kwisowofer9872]

*Color Splash stares from corner of the room*

[@-im-conifium662]

You can switch to cockpit view on TV by pressing the select button tho

[@thefifthwall5259]

pikmin 3

[@rigistroni]

Tbh a lot of first party Wii U games have this problem. Xenoblade X with the map, Splatoon with the superjump color splash in general etc. Like I'd rather just hit a button and see the map than have to look up and down whenever I want to know where I was. It works on the DS systems since the screens are right next to each other but on the Wii U it's just annoying to me. The game pad being uncomfortable and having bad battery life really doesn't help id rather just play with a pro controller

[@finlandjourney6065]

Not all that different from 2 screen DS's. Except your eyes will have to zoom out whenever you switch the view and your head probably needs to move, unless you have the gamepad leaning against your upward pointing knees or something. Never liked DS either, especially the whole playing with a pen aspect. Yeah there's thumb "pen" but it sucks.

[@coralcat5706]

That timer next to him saying things like "There's no way this game is rushed", and trying to find other modes when he's out of options is one of the best jokes I have ever seen in a gaming video.

[@masculinematt758]

“Pink gold peach” *aggressively stares at sunset*

[@shawnfields2369]

The perfect reaction to pink gold peach, or as she's more widely known, Metal Mario's girlfriend, with a skin disease.

[@lx9612]

(Insert nathaniel bandy refference here)

[@shawnfields2369]

@@lx9612 Who?

[@colinmeier8140]

“Battle mode sucks” Laughs in 8 deluxe

[@rswierczynski]

still sucks, except for wuhu town

[@yadajoku]

@@rswierczynski Cops and Robbers is some fun.

[@TheBaconWizards]

@@rswierczynski its still fun

[@junpei6180]

@@rswierczynski the battle tracks are pretty cool tho

[@packers12to80]

I hate battle mode on the switch , I dunno exactly why....if it's the size of the tracks the number of players....it sucks. N64 had the best battle mode....or GameCube. But it's just gotten worse since then .

[@grg5483]

idk why, but the way scott says, “Mario Kart 8” is so satisfying

[@totalhydration5240]

saying the words "Mario", "Eight", and "Kart" in the same sentence always felt satisfying

[@osmantahmazli3943]

Brugh CrapManCrybaby add a “ deluxe” and “free” it becomes much better

[@osmantahmazli3943]

@Maggitz WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY but also, teaaaaaaach me your ways

[@felixlazo4582]

Hey yall scott here!

[@doireannlynch]

Maaario Kort Ate

[@eternallyspoopy2238]

Mute City really takes advantage of the gravity. you can see the other parts of the track above you at times

[@ControlDenied307]

“It’s not bad at all, but” - the review

[@amarillo6685]

Lol

[@fidibus4290]

this is true for basically every review vid scott makes

[@Calvin_Coolage]

@@fidibus4290 Especially for the Mario Kart videos.

[@mydryn_2875]

"Just make a new F-Zero game, Nintendo" Scott speaks for the people

[@johanestilaar1445]

How about Ice Climber, Excitebike, Mach Rider, Billy Hatcher, James Pond, Vexx, Rocketman, Goemon, Rocket Knight, Madworld, and Samba De Amigo?

[@daishoryujin95]

METROID PRIME

[@MysteriousOne1616]

@@johanestilaar1445 Billy Hatcher and Samba De Amigo are Sega's responsibility; Goemon and Rocket Knight are Konami's; Madworld's Platinum's; and I've no idea of the British James Pond series or who owns Vexx for that matter.

[@olgabryanmandagitilaar4963]

I wanted Rocket Robot On Wheels, Okami, Awesome Possum, and Blast Corps back.

[@mydryn_2875]

@@olgabryanmandagitilaar4963 Oh, gosh, I'd love to see another Rocket game too. Very fond memories of its soundtrack and levels, but I'm not sure how well it would turn out in today's climate, haha

[@bjornvanmoorsel9930]

"Before i died, i was alive. After i died, i was dead." English teachers: 12:19

[@bjornvanmoorsel9930]

@Eric Lee i have seen this joke once or twice somewhere else, but not in this comment section. Its sort of stolen

[@Tizflint06]

YO THATS MY ENGLISH TEACHER

[@jakimoretti7771]

monsieur de Lapalisse in the building

[@waixler83]

Brother

[@bjornvanmoorsel9930]

@@waixler83 brother

[@ryandemboski6313]

When this game came out, my parents had a rule that I couldn't play games past 8pm. I got it on launch day and hid behind the couch playing this on the gamepad until (gasp) 10pm, good memories

[@laserman5008]

"This would not fly in real life." I see what you did there.

[@SpaceApe45]

When did he say that what time i need to know

[@blacosh]

That joke went completely over my head

[@SuperIlikepotatos]

i.. dont get it

[@lilcr4zypsycho40]

“Then the console went from DEAD to DEAD BUT WITH MARIO KART”

[@MrNuclearturtle]

The rapid bell toll sfx with each line text appearing in half a second had me wheezing

[@Vampp2048]

i also watched the video

[@frozenaorta]

Yep. He definitely said that.

[@NachoCRT]

please don't thank for the likes, it ruins the comment and it's cringe. Just an advice

[@MrNuclearturtle]

@@NachoCRT Thank you Ronald Mcdonald for popping up in my notifications to tell off a commenter for enjoying the likes he's getting on his comment, very neccessary life advice

[@flyingfish1138]

Rewatched the intro five times and it kept killing me. Don’t change anything Scott, this humor never fails to get me

[@gaming-every-day19]

get a better sense of humor

[@flyingfish1138]

Victor Aguilar lmao what are you even doing here then

[@Studio-IV]

To validate FlyingFish, Scott is legit hilarious

[@flyingfish1138]

Office Drones yes thank you bro

[@Scott...]

Ironic that the baby Rosalina announcement is just them in front of a flaming background

[@thefollower2933]

That's exactly what I thought.

[@prageruwu69]

kinda fitting tbh

[@allanrincon7200]

Can’t tell if that last line was the “Hey all” Scott or just Scott

[@zachatck6567]

@Calamari Fan will you SHUT UP

[@san_ka4928]

let's be real. probably both

[@Jkb.]

@Calamari Fan s

[@cadez8386]

Allan Rincon tbh scott the woz is pretty much scott wozniak but exaggerated both really good guys

[@airplane6417]

@@zachatck6567 THANK YOU!

[@latt.qcd9221]

Press: "So why did you name it Mario Kart 8?" Nintendo: "So, if you take a look at a Mobius strip..." Press: "So in other words, 8 comes after 7, right?" Nintendo: "That's what I said."

[@binnersbee]

When he snapped his 2DS in half I didn't even flinch, but when he threw the 2DS box in the water I was absolutely disgusted... What's wrong with me?

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Wait when did he break the 2DS?

[@Mordecai0799]

@@Calvin_Coolage In his Mario Kart 7 video, but Scott said that 2DS was already bricked.

[@Blueflag04]

Because you owned one?

[@sammasalih5811]

OCD

[@piggyman-st8iu]

I will get a New 2DS XL soon, I mean, I have a Switch, but I want to go back to the past cause I’ve never played a 3DS before...

[@LuigiMasterGaming]

13:03 "I'd rather have one Birdo than five children" but what if you could have both?

[@scrapmetal2715]

“If you secure a super horn, that means a blue shell is soon to follow.” Do you mean lightning, and then a blue shell?

[@TurboPilz]

That's Mario Kart Wii.

[@nerolemon]

fax

[@ayemasolo6572]

@Calamari Fan Go post your comment somewhere else! BTW The Lion Guard is 💩!

[@uberlord983]

In 8 Deluxe, that means a Boo will steal the horn, a blue shell will be fired off, lightning will strike, & a red shell will kick you up the ass. Trust me, I speak from experience.

[@dullicecream]

I got online flashbacks...

[@shizukousapostle1stapostle710]

*I swear if the timer ran out in the middle of him talking about something and he immediately started complaining about battle mode.. I would have died laughing*

[@Mr.Foxhat]

I was expecting that to happen lol

[@Hayatehiroyuki25]

Scott the Woz presents: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe! "It's fu**ing MARIO KART 8 AGAIN!" *Slams Switch and breaks it in half* *Outro plays

[@UnexpectedGamer7]

I love how I can perfectly picture that in my head.

[@hamedalzarooni442]

*Takes a look at battle mode* .... *Talks about it for 17 minutes*

[@Blueflag04]

After that, Mario Kart Tour

[@theawesomeali8834]

Mario Kart 8 for Wii U is so memorable for me, I played it a lot, beat all the Grand Prix in all race classes, had 20K race points and 10k battle points online, and just had a fun time whenever I picked it up. A couple of favorite courses are cloudtop cruise, rainbow road, and electrodrome.

[@wintertheampharos4725]

The Wii U’s life span was only longer than the battery life of its game pad.

[@teacherfromthejungles6671]

its pro gamepad has a 100 hours battery life. you basically forget to charge it since it's not so necessary

[@kwakstudios2430]

@@teacherfromthejungles6671 it has 80

[@teacherfromthejungles6671]

@@kwakstudios2430 depends on the player

[@kwakstudios2430]

@@teacherfromthejungles6671 true, but most reviews a stuff like that usually say it's 80 hours

[@teacherfromthejungles6671]

@@kwakstudios2430 not a big difference, dude. compare it to the PS4 controller. btw, it's one of the major reasons I didn't buy a PS4. I don't want to play with a controller plugged into the system almost all the time. it's like, back to basics, to the PS1/2 era.

[@notyepper]

Fans: How do we know that this Mario Kart game is different from the other one? Nintendo: The tires flip *Sales 30 million units from 8 and Deluxe combined*

[@Bones97000]

NoobDatKool This is basically how Animal Crossing played out XD

[@joshuaijaola2145]

Star DeStefano I honestly don’t get the hype behind animal crossing

[@DaSheepKiller]

@@joshuaijaola2145 FINALLY someone other than me.

[@Bones97000]

Joshua ijaola The gameplay is cathartic for a lot of people and it uses aesthetic to the fullest extent. I enjoy it, but do find it too much of a grind at times.

[@joshuaijaola2145]

Star DeStefano I can’t comment on it too much cause I’ve never touched one of the games, now what I can say is overhyped is fire emblem 3 houses holy shit i had to drop it after 10 hours

[@subzerotheiceninga8254]

Scott: This is one of the lesser bulls**t Mario Karts. Mario Kart 8: *Coin in 9th place while player in front of you gets Golden Mushroom*

[@bonelesscommunism4031]

RNG is still RNG

[@MaxOakland]

Wow I never knew the mario kart 8 music was recorded live. No wonder it sounds so much more energetic and dynamic

[@mythologiiii]

Scott: The 30 minute Mario Kart Direct was a 30 minute comedy skit Also Scott: Makes a 30 minute Mario Kart comedy video essay

[@TheCalComics]

27:38 Scott quietly and dejectedly muttering “...Nintendo” is an eternal mood and I will be needing that clip for the future I feel.

[@charmandyorton006]

ⁿⁱⁿᵗᵉⁿᵈᵒ

[@sleepygamermax6782]

This bar clearly hasn’t been “raised”

[@zawgaming2114]

No it been deluxe

[@justsoup3726]

@Calamari Fan JUST STOP!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY TO SPAM A PHRASE FROM A DISNEY JR. SHOW ON EVERY VIDEO!!! IT'S JUST ANNOYING!!!

[@wormthusiast]

@@justsoup3726 bruh you're making it worse

[@justsoup3726]

@@wormthusiast You're probably right. I should stop spamming. My reign of not terror is over.

[@BuraiTributeKing]

"Guess which one is the most interesting." The cursed Toad maybe? 28:33

[@DoctorPepper445]

"Hey all, Scott here. What'll it be?" "Mario Kart 8!" "This is a bar" *stares intensely at 11 different copies of Madden 08*

[@blockyoxwinkle5829]

It's a sports bar

[@cursedkevin]

He didn’t say they were for sale though

[@ScatterbrainPete]

One of them is literally Madden 09 for the DS.

[@Zoroark_Master]

Mario kart 8: I’m the definitive mario kart experience. Mario kart 8 deluxe: hold my battle mode

[@ahmadzahraniAAZ]

"A (something) says:I am the most (something) then another (something) says:hold my (something) " cliche You did it so many times it might as well be a cliche at this point Sin counter:1

[@phatchz]

@@ahmadzahraniAAZ the hell

[@M3rtyville]

Can't wait for Mario Kart 8 Definitive Edition

[@tuningtunetuningtuningfunny]

@@ahmadzahraniAAZ youtube comment section in a nusthell innit. No originality just shitty copy paste memes with a different coat of paint

[@toogaytolift9176]

@@tuningtunetuningtuningfunny you do see the occasional original or funny comment but to be fair I have find a comment I think is original only to find out it's been copied..

[@taggen2782]

My family bought the Wii U because our Wii broke, and my parents thought it was a black Wii, therefore we only used it for wii sports

[@catxan3675]

that perfectly describes the wii u

[@Karkatrielle]

I think you mean Wii only used it for Wii sports

[@Daniel-yz3zf]

Perfect example of how badly the console was marketed. People legitimately didn't even know what it was.

[@pessimisticdiabetic717]

Wow there are so much other good games though

[@hurt4322]

@@pessimisticdiabetic717 no offense to them but they didn't see the u in wii u what'd you expect

[@HitnRunTony]

This is the Mario Kart 8 breakdown I never knew I always wanted

[@ThomasHermJr]

"It's so bad, it made me break something." Scott, everything makes you break something.

[@dashiethebunny]

0:02 After so long, we finally get to hear from the mythical "all" Scott refers to.

[@chewymew4959]

And it turns out "all" is just a bunch of other Scotts

[@quevo_iv]

After I tried 200cc, I couldn’t go back to anything else. 150cc just feels too slow for me now

[@Molten2004]

Noob. Real men play 50cc

[@Badbihbaby]

Molten lol

[@kalepp9287]

LOL, I can relate.

[@SBMB101]

Molten nerds who hack play 1cc

[@chewymew4959]

Super hackers play with out the accelerate button! And ultra mega hackers drive in reverse!

[@leighdappa]

❗️My Timestamps: 0:05 "Alright, so Mario Kart 7, it happened. There is nothing we can do about it." 😂😂😂

[@hiroprotagonest]

I was just watching one of Scott's old skits, saw this recommended and went "oh yeah it's Sunday!"

[@buranflakes]

Scott uploads are the only way I can tell it’s Sunday now

[@Redspl]

Same, but Monday for me because timezones

[@Blueflag04]

Monday morning here

[@Jekepo]

This was just 30 minutes of a guy making up things to talk about to make up time so he could complain about battle mode I love how I spend my time on youtube

[@eliack95]

Nintendo: " 'Member F-Zero?" Mario Kart 8 players: "OOH, I 'MEMBER!"

[@musaadmohammed1169]

someone take the access of internet from member berries

[@28Pluto]

How illiterate do you have to be to use 'member instead of remember? Kids these days are truly becoming ignorant.

[@musaadmohammed1169]

Pluto28 yo dummy dumb it’s a southpark refrence

[@Manel-dq2kb]

@@28Pluto r/woooosh boomer

[@cem6024]

memberberries was a great episode

[@sorensharp4377]

16:35 "Audience look like posterboards" That's something we know a lot about these days.

[@mottdropsie]

And hopefully never again...

[@ChristopherMoom]

31:56 Jesus Christ, Scott snapped again, first he destroyed a 3DS, and now he demolished The Internet and You Everybody gangsta till The Woz starts breaking things

[@zachatck6567]

1) That's fucking cringe 2) Give up on trying to get a heart, because you are not funny

[@shower310]

@@zachatck6567 Dude, chill.

[@codywheeler5330]

@@zachatck6567 what rylo ren said

[@Recarsonated]

Tre Dee Dee jesus christ, chill out, just because this person gets popular on a bunch of videos doesn’t mean you gotta attack them

[@KiwamiXIII]

@@zachatck6567 its not even a big deal

[@vslazer6728]

Is Scott breaking or removing his background stuff becoming a new episode staple? Because man my sense of humor is okay with that.

[@gregtime]

Calamari Fan silence

[@claimeddrip]

Every time Scott abuses his 2DS XL, my heart dies a little inside

[@apexkonchu2234]

It was already broken, before this abuse began.

[@EoinJoyceMapping]

I only just noticed how the minimap on the rainbow road tracks is rainbow-coloured

[@BluestSoldier]

"Some people say Mario Kart 8 is good enough for the Mario Kart series. But no, it's not good enough. **Looks at camera** It's *NEVER* good enough." Scott Wozniak, Mario Kart 9 Wishlist.

[@jonathanthomas9259]

Battle mode intensifies

[@s_b156]

Mario kart 9 already exists. It's mario kart tour. And I also want nintendo to skip 9 just like the big tech companies just for fun.

[@nirelworg]

Tour is NOT the 9th Mario Kart, its just a small mobile ad to pass the time, I consider it to be half a Mario Kart game. Besides it has more retro tracks than nitro, and the remixes don’t count.

[@requiem165]

Pablo González Fernández 10

[@Cumslut720]

Mario kart wii is the only Mario kart I have ever played

[@FormulaFanboy]

22:20 "Toad's here, that's gotta mean it's good!" Man, so "Paper Mario: Sticker Star" must be like one of the best games ever!

[@prosylan6368]

Why do I see this argument everywhere

[@FormulaFanboy]

I unironically like sticker star come at me comments

[@dummy3467]

@@FormulaFanboy I shall defend you as it’s also my favorite game

[@FedoraKirb]

@@dummy3467 I shall defend you both, not because I like the game but because you shouldn’t feel attacked for liking a game that others don’t.

[@puflem]

@@FormulaFanboy This game blows!

[@shoifu]

this man drove to the beach just to throw a box in the water for a joke. why is he so dedicated to 10 second jokes in his videos

[@cubixthree3495]

To make it funny

[@archonicmakes]

Its lake Erie bro

[@FrahdChikun]

Ah, freshman year in high school. Only thing I remember was being absolutely hyped for this game for the entire year. I could barely focus in the second semester with how close the game was to releasing.