Mario Sports Superstars | Five in None - Scott The Woz

[@GoneFishingAmalgam]

"Luigi makes me gassy." FInally, someone who's not afraid to tell it like it is.

[@TAYBR00K]

We finally know what Luigi tastes like!

[@BlazingJ972]

Beans, clearly

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

@@BlazingJ972 and onions

[@PotatoCrash]

@@unquestionableexistance8704 garlic too

[@luginess0]

@@PotatoCrash with a side of extra salt

[@dillongeorge5866]

“This wasn’t Wario art crafted out of love, this was Wario crafted out of photoshop!!” You know when a game messes up Wario, that’s when Scott draws the line

[@junehayton1023]

Lol

[@Call_Upon_YAH]

Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

[@Call_Upon_YAH]

Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

[@Call_Upon_YAH]

I didn't know these cards existed prior to this video.

[@cowboyluigi5275]

@@Call_Upon_YAH shouldn’t you be preaching

[@squarebreads]

scott is a genius. use wordplay in clever ways that not even 2016 soundcloud rappers couldn't even think of. "gotta hand it to nintendo, because i don't want it"

[@Josuh]

scott is up there with the 2017 soundcloud rappers

[@Pigmcginnyrig]

Timestamp?

[@wit681]

@@Pigmcginnyrig 14:19

[@GameyRaccoon]

Double negative my guy

[@notmomoayase]

scott wozniak never had a taste in ncs music from 2014 mid 2017

[@CyonisCyberFox]

Scott being brutally honest while still maintaining character is hilarious

[@sonicthomasgamer]

I’ll drink to that Just turned 21

[@PinkPuffball1992]

@@sonicthomasgamer I will also drink to that even though I don't drink. I'm 24

[@thehunterator520]

I'll also drink to that *drinks water because I am under 21*

[@TayNewNerd]

Preach

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

E

[@K.J.Richard]

Only Scott can have a card binder of the whole card collection only released in Japan... of a game he doesn't like.

[@CommanderGinyu]

He’s missing Birdo

[@fungamesandstuffwhy2516]

@@CommanderGinyu ik he said he's missing her but I could've sworn I saw it in the binder

[@Gammera2000]

@@Call_Upon_YAH Don't lie to people dude. Christianity won't magically cure your mental health issues.

[@SDommac]

@@CommanderGinyu Scott really can buy merchandise

[@Blernster]

Only Scott really? There is billions of video game collectors that has stuff they don't play. Probably 50 million people have the card set

[@Nachisoubu]

"I gotta hand it to Nintendo. Because I don't want it." God, Scott's writing.

[@hurgcat]

Read this right as he said it 😂

[@orangeslash1667]

@@hurgcat I feel like Nintendo had a hard time make games for both the 3ds and Wiiu. So sometimes Nintendo will rush out games so they can get to the next one. The Switch felt like an all hands on deck situation.

[@leonlegend]

I'll say it again: Scott is getting way more out of that coffin than I thought he would.

[@jonathanwilson7949]

The story behind it is really funny too

[@towelclipz]

@@jonathanwilson7949 What's the story?

[@marketabletoadplushie5722]

@@towelclipz somebody probably died

[@jonathanwilson7949]

@@towelclipz it’s in the behind the scenes book look in the subreddit

[@-FutureTaken-]

@@towelclipz If I remember correctly, they put the coffin in a dark alleyway because they were worried people would take it (I think idk have the worst memory)

[@leevilduck]

This feels like a sort of bonus episode of "The Dark Age of Nintendo" and i'm not complaining at all

[@vicviper2005]

To be fair 2016 already felt like a bonus episode of that

[@leevilduck]

@@vicviper2005 so is it safe to say that BOTW and Odyssey helped Nintendo a lot overcoming the Wii U era flop or it is just wrong?

[@vicviper2005]

@@leevilduck yup the switch definitely helped there was still some issues that needed to be addressed in 2017 tho

[@leevilduck]

This also applies for now

[@JulyTheNeon]

honestly i expected angry yelling offscreen when he said "its just tennis" XD

[@lambiepie6436]

“Obviously I’m a Nintendo fan because of my ability to buy merch, I’ve never played Metroid” Scott literally destroyed half of the Nintendo ambassadors

[@caseys2698]

That part had me dead he just roasted them all so hard 💀

[@kidomaruking35]

Kat and kyrs get an exception lol

[@blitz4506]

@@theartillery9724 what don't u get?

[@blackkllight]

@@theartillery9724 he’s joking about how most nintendo fans have a ton of merchandise but havent even played all the franchise, most notably metroid which is forgotten a lot

[@coreythepeanut]

@@blackkllight I mean neither have I but I don’t buy merch for it so I mean

[@captainjet-pack]

12:58 Holy crap Scott has roasted every Nintendo KZbinr. This is the most savage I’ve seen him and I love it!

[@Pigness7]

on par with RLM's nerd crew

[@supermarioanimation9076]

This moment sucked me out of the Scott the woz experience and feels weired since his videos are timeless

[@aussieseal9979]

@@supermarioanimation9076 what

[@_CNT_]

@@supermarioanimation9076 mario

[@jacobmonks3722]

@@supermarioanimation9076 Nintendo KZbinrs who try to appeal to kids are equally as timeless. They will exist for as long as Nintendo has a firm grip on our childhoods.

[@connormcclennen5696]

Scott googling "Stroke Play" was very brave of him honestly

[@giangtruc3376]

ok

[@orangeslash1667]

@@giangtruc3376 Because Nintendo made both the Wii U and 3ds, they couldn't' balance Quaintly vs Quality very well.

[@tritamtran4603]

ok

[@thevioletbee5879]

I mean not that brave.

[@uTubeNoITube]

ok

[@realkingofantarctica]

Because of the existence of Scott's Stash, I'm convinced Scott decides on what video to make based on his horrible spending choices and he just needs to find any way to profit out of his mistakes.

[@kieran.grant_]

How else do you write off a binder full of amiibo cards on your taxes?

[@witherblaze]

@@kieran.grant_ With shame

[@Cam_Can_Play]

@@witherblaze holy shit this had me rolling

[@orangeslash1667]

@zoiu tooi You can tell that this game was rushed.

[@TG-ge1oh]

@@kieran.grant_ Bankruptcy entrepreneurship?

[@Jake76667]

the amount of high quality jokes that actually made me laugh out loud makes this easily one of the best episodes of scott the woz

[@datguyuno98]

You sure about that? I mean Borderline Forever is, like, one search and 2 clicks away XD

[@Dead_Metal]

@@datguyuno98 'one of the best' - not 'the best'

[@Jake76667]

@@Dead_Metal there are better scott the woz episodes that are funnier in my opinion

[@datguyuno98]

@@Jake76667 Now THAT'S a hot take

[@MonkeyDGooner]

@@datguyuno98 actually i kinda have to agree, borderline forever, while yes, being a great episode in general, i diddnt exactly laugh at it

[@SimplySunky]

Scott's downward spiral into insanity due to one painfully mediocre sports title for the sake of our amusement is always commendable.

[@joltz..2042]

" So talk about that fucking sports game collection that hurt your feelings "

[@Cam_Can_Play]

Actually, his downward spiral into insanity due to FIVE painfully mediocre sports titles.

[@coolj4334]

I'll drink to that

[@notmomoayase]

i miss mario playing any kind of goddamn sports game into reality like tennis,golf and fuckin baseball on an old hardware

[@jmredguppy2799]

Can we also talk about how Mario Sports Superstars Scott killed himself because of one god awful Mario Sports game from 2017 while Dark Age of Nintendo Scott, even despite forgetting who he is after playing Zip Lash before immediately getting memories back, managed to live on after playing 3 of Nintendo’s worst games all being from 2015?

[@MmmMmph1968]

This man could cover every single 3DS game ever released extensively and compile it into a 16 hour long video and we would still watch it

[@bob4_theseriousbob]

Well, your kinda right with the new Wii U videos

[@orangeslash1667]

@@bob4_theseriousbob I feel like Nintendo had a hard time make games for both the 3ds and Wiiu. So sometimes Nintendo will rush out games so they can get to the next one. The Switch felt like an all hands on deck situation.

[@isavenewspapers8890]

16 hours is 57,600 seconds. Wikipedia says that there are 1,817 games released for the Nintendo 3DS. 57,600 divided by 1,817 is about 31.7 seconds (it's extremely close, actually), so Scott would have to break up his reviews into short half-minute segments.

[@E-Eyes]

This has gotta be the funniest you've made. That "Stereotypical Nintendo Review KZbinr" had me dying bro

[@swishoemi]

"luigi makes me gassy"

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

"I love Nintendo games"🤓 🔫✊

[@daniyalahmed8808]

Beatemup parody

[@Zveebo]

That parody was brutally close to reality.

[@djChris_]

@@daniyalahmed8808 holy shit you're rigt

[@kenepin2068]

2:53 I love the fact that Scott is actually wearing gloves as to not leave any finger prints.

[@BrixVGM]

Damn that's such a small detail wtf

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

lol, I noticed that too

[@kakyoindonut3213]

very expected from a man who sold his dog for cards

[@lrgogo1517]

This video contains a very fresh take on the "only a total loser would do that!! → (does that)" cliche. Usually the punchline is the reveal of hypocrisy, but instead it's immediately shown while Scott is talking, and it gets funnier the longer he drags these """hypothetical"" card collectors through the dirt. And then the actual punchline sees him exempt himself on a minor technicality.

[@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314]

i think that’s a good embodiment of scott’s comedy, a lot of his bits are in familiar formats but he always elevates them above the basic version of that format

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

He uses money to accomplish that

[@caseys2698]

@Coon ?????? What the hell did anyone do deserve this comment???

[@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314]

@Coon bizarre comment really

[@charmandyorton006]

“So THANK GOD I’m missing Birdo!”

[@hoenniangod]

Scott should legit start his own magic show with him trying to disappear all of his copies of DK Barrel Blast

[@roderickbawcutt]

Along with his copies of Chibi Robo Zip Lash, Wii Music and Fling Smash

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

Maybe he can also make his copies of Mario Golf Super Rush disappear too

[@otherlego]

If he signed them people would eat them up

[@ThatOneDigDug]

@@roderickbawcutt Don"t forget Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival.

[@MasterMarx]

And don't forget Mario Tennis Ultra Smash as well!

[@ladfromearth5791]

I’m really glad Scott’s been putting music in the descriptions in his recent videos since the older ones say “coming soon”. I’m a sucker for Nintendo music and Scott has excellent taste.

[@RadikAlice]

Reminds me that I did that myself on my videos, and had to remove the links after GilvaSunner decided to take their channel down from being nuked with DMCA takedowns. They wouldn't work, so no point in keeping them. Sucks honestly

[@caseys2698]

@@RadikAlice that does stink. I miss Gilvasunner so much 😞

[@RadikAlice]

@@caseys2698 Same

[@ElToland]

I downloaded and installed that game in a hacked 3DS and uninstalled it after playing for 5 minutes. I didn't pay a single cent for it and I still felt robbed

[@antoniojoserunez4165]

They shouldn't have preserved this.

[@offscreen6578]

12:59 Wow, the pure dedication Scott had to make a whole other channel that went on for years long enough to receive a free review copy and even change his personality entirely just for a gag is amazing.

[@th4nkyoub3n]

He’s somehow ten years older too

[@SkyanUltra]

i hate that gag so much "luigi makes me gassy" is the worst line ever spoken in humanity

[@mmgmagic]

@@SkyanUltra Exactly, typically it's Wario who gets me gassed up!

[@jonak.loves.u]

best part of the vid

[@benpiano800]

Bravo Scott

[@MichaelandAidanPlush]

This man will never run out of ideas, it’s more hype when he uploads than when a new Nintendo game is announced

[@STICKOMEDIA]

Ikr facts

[@djihads80]

Facts

[@TheKpa11]

He’ll either die a hero or live long enough to see himself become the AVGN

[@cyrilfiggis2879]

100% agree. Also helps that nintendo been pumping out some trash lately lol

[@owenmenning3878]

@MJ relax dude

[@DaDoodler25]

2:53 Scott makes a joke about being a murderer. He's wearing gloves on his hands, so he doesn't leave any fingerprints on the weapons. This man pays so much detail to the little things and I love it.

[@CB30001]

No. He’s an actual experienced m*rderer 👀

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

HEY PAUL!

[@lutfensusshow5397]

now let's see paul allen's joke

[@lunarumbreon7699]

13:48 Scott uses Mario Tennis Open and you can’t tell because the games are so similar is a nice touch

[@megachin9925]

Scott is an actual really good writer and film maker. Instead of writing and directing tv shows or movies he writes comical videos about Nintendo games and honestly I wouldn’t have it anyway other way.

[@monke_mojo]

I mean technically this IS a tv show

[@ratedr7845]

@Hamikon I swear thought g4 was defunct

[@Jacox98]

@Hamikon they aren't defunct but I believe they aren't airing scott the woz anymore (or maybe they're just on a break- I can't find any info on if more episodes will be aired)

[@JJKoester]

Every episode, I'm blown away at the quality and complexity of the writing.

[@leechannohmygodd]

"Anyway other way" now that is what the saying SHOULD be.

[@csward5380]

I love how you blended your great sense of humor with actual serious commentary as usual. As someone who has bought recent Mario sports titles and been massively disappointed, I appreciate this video. They are as bare bones as they come. Did Nintendo go to these devs and say "what is the bare minimum I can pay to make this games?" Feels like it.

[@Pixelcraftian]

Scott sounded more professional reading his past self’s final words than when he was reminiscing about the Wendy’s employee lmao Awesome video!!! :)

[@O.lostwave]

YEah!

[@igee1605]

Man is versed in the woz lore

[@STICKOMEDIA]

Facts

[@STICKOMEDIA]

@@O.lostwave yessir v1nce

[@genericfriend2568]

14:18 was legitimately the best fucking burn I've ever heard. Absolutely hilarious.

[@kidomaruking35]

Its embedded in my memory banks

[@Cr1ticA]

I can't believe there's a game that goes beyond "JUST TENNIS." I never thought I'd see the day.

[@Fan-imator]

Yeah now it’s JUST everything else

[@notmomoayase]

this should be an punchline to scott the woz future episodes of 2024

[@TryClyde3]

Every new Scott the Woz release feels like a movie with the length, quality and presentation and I love it

[@peony4175]

Sometimes even higher quality than "movies" today.

[@unknownwill4th549]

@@peony4175 minions rise of gru is peak fiction. When gru said "minions, its time for me to rise" and the original despicable me motif played i got instant chills in the theater

[@Socioromanticism]

Remember when he made one of these once a week? Yeah, Scott 1 died. We're on Scott 7. No Scott can maintain this effort for long.

[@ethantheguide8182]

Scott usually always has a smile on his face even when he's talking about bad shit

[@whoisanarnb]

Yeah

[@SuperWiiBros08]

ok the forced Nintendo youtuber fan bit was fucking hilarious and clever

[@bonedude666]

"Yoshi is SOOOOOO CUTE, and Luigi makes me 𝒢𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎."

[@orangeslash1667]

@@bonedude666 I feel like Nintendo had a hard time make games for both the 3ds and Wiiu. So sometimes Nintendo will rush out games so they can get to the next one. The Switch felt like an all hands on deck situation.

[@bonedude666]

@@orangeslash1667 I don't care, Luigi makes me 𝒢𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎.

[@manoluigisupershow1411]

​@@bonedude666 This *is* *_p u t r i d_*

[@cursedkevin]

“What do you prefer, a nice juicy steak, or a dead dog” **Later** “I’m happy I sold my dog for a complete set” Scott is there something you aren’t telling us

[@gloweyspecs]

12:05

[@cursedkevin]

Oh

[@starsINSPACE]

This is me Joining the pack of people concerned for the (fictional??) dog I guess

[@Hauntaku]

@@starsINSPACE Scott also said he was a murderer but he probably means in Minecraft

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

He was a cat person all along.

[@AnthonyKase]

Laughed out loud so often on this one, this man really is a legend

[@y2koolaid]

Scott, The "Nintendo Influencer too afraid to say anything negative about Nintendo, because they fear losing getting review copies" was too hilarious. I spit up water all over my coffee table at "I never played Metroid". Thank You for that.

[@Effyew2]

The amount of effort put into scenes that aren't even on screen for a full second... is one of the main reasons I love Scott

[@tthunder878]

He puts out masterpiece to masterpiece

[@nickk3077]

Ever played Mario Hoops 3-On-3? That game is INSANE! The character roster is perhaps one of the best out of any Mario spinoff! The music was composed by the same guy that made a lot of Final Fantasy music and it sounds sublime! There were 16 different levels, each with unique gameplay twists, which was impressive considering it was standard for Mario Kart at the time to only feature 16 tracks, which are shorter to play than the courts here. The gameplay was very unique and well-implemented in my opinion! Finally, the graphics are simply outstanding! Like, Mario and company haven't looked better on DS! No kidding! My biggest problem is that it was a DS game and so multiplayer is basically out of the question. Sure, there's download play, but good luck quickly explaining this game to a friend.

[@Christian-245]

That game was awesome! The developers put so much love and passion into it!

[@Charizardslash]

I mean, it has the same roster as Sports Mix lol

[@StudioInkblot]

Mario Kart tracks have a lot more detail tho

[@CoreeTartufo]

@@Charizardslash no.

[@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007]

Well I did play it a bit but Scott definitely did: He shows it on multiple occasions in this video.

[@DanielleAlek]

12:58 I haven't seen Scott choose violence against other creators this hard since his Raid: Shadow Legends video, I'm p sure a game journalist died when he released this

[@WolfXGamerful]

Scott seems way more unhinged this episode and I'm wavering between "holy shit Scott" and "holy shit Scott keep going" Highlights include 12:58, 17:20, and christ the line at 17:42 had me in stitches

[@TDG386]

This video is Scott going down hill because of Nintendo's sociopathic desicions with their games, and if we have learned anything from Scott that would be his *deep* hatred towards generic and souless games

[@MonkeyDGooner]

i mean, he has a point. you have these goofy ass wedding toppers of characters playing baseball

[@leechannohmygodd]

Yeah his energy in this has certainly revved the fuk up

[@therealhatsunemiku]

This one and the Ride to Hell one are wild

[@thisisasupersayin376]

I never thought we'd see Scott get political

[@Swam0811]

That top hat really suits Scott. He should rock that hat every episode 😆

[@elinoris8047]

Only 5 years till he starts wearing the chef hat

[@theoneandonlycobruh]

@@elinoris8047 I hope I don't die of robo-ebola and get to see it

[@charmandyorton006]

It’s always looked good on him since the Guy Game video

[@HQ_Default]

Reminds me of that old attempt at a Scott the Woz reboot where his catchphrase was "I bought a hat"

[@sonicthomasgamer]

I’ll drink to that

[@jammo7370]

Scott really amped the snark levels to 11 with this one and I love it

[@nicholasludford3098]

13:07 The low-effort png makes this so much more realistic

[@MusicDecomposer]

15:21 Sonic runs around hills? GREEEEEEEN HILLS!?

[@MasterMarx]

I'll drink to that.

[@randomkidontheinternet5893]

I originally thought "Break in" didn't work as well as breakout, but I'll admit...it's growing on me. It works pretty well here and in Day one releases.

[@Sanimation24]

19:52 is not just the funniest Scott the Woz quote ever, it is the funniest quote ever, period

[@Nothingisaroundhere]

"-tennis. These all look like they belong in a damn Popeye Cartoon."

[@kgddrago3752]

This is the first time I've ever actually seen gameplay of this game since it was revealed- I wasn't missing much besides luigi cursing out a horse.

[@charmandyorton006]

He finally said “f**k” in Mario Golf

[@rudeonion2816]

This episode has some of the best jokes I have ever seen come out of a Scott the Woz episode. He actually went above and beyond with this.

[@bl00sadr]

I love watching Scott mature in his frustration with Nintendo over all these years.

[@NintendoCollecting]

12:58 is spot on Nintendo Fans

[@tugazu]

Only for those who review stuff, right?

[@777Lateralus]

It’s wood from beat ‘em ups

[@real_abender]

0:29 as well

[@PixlPixel]

14:47 Mario Sports Superstars took the same UI from World Tour but replaced the traditional Mario font with the very basic font seen in every spinoff game since and I think that should have been a red flag about how the gameplay and visuals of future Mario spinoff titles were going to turn out.

[@nickletime]

When some many channels on this site have slowly lost quality over the years, I appreciate the passion and ever increasing quality in every episode of Scott The Woz!

[@bendykirby4828]

14:50 “This is, by all intents and purposes, a surgically removed bit of World Tour in a city it don’t belong.” Ad that plays immediately after: “I am right where I belong!”

[@EB3Rplus]

Oh God, not that Vrbo ad! 😬

[@ob2kenobi388]

If anybody wants to identify every drink Scott raised in this video, I'm at least 91% certain that 15:25 is a Yuengling

[@yoshimallow]

What about the other two instances? (16:24 & 17:48)

[@ob2kenobi388]

​@@yoshimallow No idea, I just recognized the label on the Yuengling cuz it's my dad's favorite beer lol. I don't drink, myself.

[@yoshimallow]

@@ob2kenobi388 Fair Enough

[@VirginStarrrrr]

Aight ill do it because yall won't. First drink is definitely a yuengling, second is a bottle of red wine? Doesnt look too expensive. The 3rd looked like some type of rum. It was too light to be bourbon and it looks like it was dyed a little bit. You're welcome lmao

[@ob2kenobi388]

@@VirginStarrrrr Thank you, very cool!

[@LowEffortDoodles]

12:58 Actual historic moment. Scott stirs controversy for the first time in existence by firing at the Nintendrones of KZbin

[@toopienator]

No, there was the RelaxAlax thing, but no one knew about it, so I don't care

[@theminecraft2516]

Basically most people with reviewing Yoshi’s Crafted World

[@toopienator]

@@theminecraft2516 but the game was actually good, if a bit easy.

[@beesree39]

@@toopienator yeah but that was just bullshit

[@ieatgrass1913]

“Luigi makes me gassy” is my new favorite out of context Scott quote.

[@Pinkiechugamer]

Literally no one: My boss whenever I try to book time off: 19:59

[@hotcocoabomb_]

10:15 This might me my favorite Scott joke ever

[@SHOPAKAHTW]

9:57 when Scott knows that a amibo card is Photoshopped,you can tell he is a super Nintendo nerd.

[@panasit]

"So thank god I was missing Birdo." Phew, almost. Excellent video as usual.

[@YoutubePizzer]

13:15 caught me so off guard, it was just completely out of left field

[@FileCorruption]

and the way he says it.

[@e4000isreal]

"weegee makes me gassy"

[@dya_boi]

14:20 was smooth, props Scott!

[@shiruotakuno28]

9:09 Continuity nods like this is why I love this channel so much.

[@tux75]

The one best thing about this game is that baseball came back, I loved the Mario Baseball games. I really do miss the hub worlds and RPG elements from Mario Tennis Power Tour and Mario Golf for GBA and I hope they decide to bring that back in future releases

[@plushsmo3435]

I think this game was released at the wrong time but game wise for 20 dollars it’s a great game.

[@kinokiita]

I have fond memories of mario super sluggers fr i loved that game

[@ItsCenrryTH]

Keep dreaming buddy They've gotten too greedy to do that

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

@@plushsmo3435 it's not, it's bad demos of games

[@plushsmo3435]

I still think it’s a good game.I mean it’s only 20 dollers so that’s a good price.

[@Prauwlet213]

Finally started watching this guy again and shockingly he hasn’t gone stale! PROPS

[@pep3001]

"Gotta hand it to Nintendo... because I sure don't want it" ok this got me chuckling Scott's quick humour will be the death of me

[@TheNintendoWizrad]

Yeah. 12:57 is so frigging on point. Need more of Scott calling out the bs "influencers"

[@grunkleg.2934]

12:58 Scott auditions for RedLetterMedia's Nerd Crew podcast. VERY COOL!

[@Reds994]

VEEEERY Cool.

[@Mikau888]

hey grunkle, were you in a dunkey stream earlier today?

[@jammyjam3074]

I’ve never heard Scott’s voice peak, crack, and screech so much. This is pure rage Scott.

[@liammcnicholas918]

He’s been doing that a lot lately

[@MabinogiKHVidegamer]

9:45 I love how Scott bought a whole ass microscope for a 2 second gag.

[@xela4183]

That's a toy one you can get for 20 bucks. You can tell it's made out of cheap plastic.

[@kidomaruking35]

That part killed me

[@godzala4859]

i love how he actually printed out/tore a page from the grapes of wrath at 16:03

[@r.p.7174]

The "I've never played Metroid!" gag was painfully accurate.

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

“I want to see Luigi cussing at a horse” - Scott the as seen on G4 Woz

[@SonicXeno]

“I feel like modern Nintendo games replace actual content with online multiplayer like it’s the only thing you need” Never let this man near a fighting game

[@kfcnyancat]

Fighting games are actually starting to get better about this, while every other genre is getting worse

[@Chance4]

No, P4AUs most recent release alone contains: P4As story mode 3 P4AU new story modes 2 separate arena modes Challenge modes And more, for half the price of the new strikers game

[@Lanoman123]

@@Chance4 it’s a port, not a good example

[@vicviper2005]

This video legitimately feels like a bonus episode of “the dark age of Nintendo”

[@notmomoayase]

they literally forgot this is was an deleted scene of that episode

[@vivi_stardust]

12:47 damn this is probably the most amount of shade Scott has ever thrown lol

[@skg-l3e]

As of finding his channel about 4 years ago I have watched every single one of Scott’s videos, some of them multiple times, and they will literally never get old. Man’s writing and editing are unparalleled and make for easily some of the most entertaining content on KZbin. Never change Scott.

[@kubix404]

Hey, Scott Thank you for your uploads man, I'm going through a lot now, even more than before and your videos are really like a cure for me Thank you for being there for me despite not even knowing who the heck I am.. Thank you so much

[@turtle_islands]

real

[@mottdropsie]

Hope things get better for you...

[@cat.2743]

I wish you the best

[@arthurpietrogarcia1057]

You know the episode is a banger when Scott managed to make a video centered around a single game instead of a gaming topic.

[@tubthungusbychumbungus]

Scott's videos fill in the gaps in my memory when I was not paying attention to the current games industry and then remind me why

[@amberlewis183]

17:20 is a _severely_ underrated line. Probably because a lot of y'all have never been on that kind of road trip, but as someone who's been on dozens of road trips, some of them with 14-hour days... Scott absolutely _nailed_ it

[@freakfoxvevo7915]

Did you ever get the urge to actually play the tournament for three hours 3 times in a row?

[@johndavidtibbetts7320]

15:50 I think Scott discovered a new undiscovered octave of the human vocal chords. he should patent it, maybe label it "peak whine" XD

[@slimewizard7350]

Sorry Jerry Seinfeld has dibs on it.

[@Br00keAC]

It sounds like he’s about to burst out yelling in anger

[@WhyYouWahYoo]

"You can tell I'm a Nintendo fan from my ability to buy merchandise. I've never played Metroid." Holy crap Scott out here brutalizing the Nintendo fanbase, geez.

[@Sigismund697]

I mean, it's metroid are you really losing that much?

[@gamingman1027]

@@Sigismund697 yes Metroid is cool

[@Sigismund697]

@@gamingman1027 meh could never get into it

[@jaretco6423]

Metroid is awesome. It just wasn't as popular as Mario, Zelda, Kirby, Pokemon, shoot; even Fire Emblem & Xenoblade Chronicles these days.

[@gameygeemer4142]

@@Sigismund697 On the NES? No, I've actually played it and it's a glitchy painful mess that is much improved in Zero Mission In general, absolutely

[@Kittenfox_55]

I think this is the lost 4th episode of the dark age of Nintendo, just without the therapist.

[@mariomcp]

This episode was really well written, Scott. Good work!

[@thanatoast]

Right on time Scott, always first to cover the most relevant games every time.

[@felsiccanis]

I remember seeing ads for this game and thinking it was the most graphically intense awesome game ever. And I really wanted it just because it had horse riding

[@RangersNation-qk4px]

Scott is the only guy that can make you laugh without being a shitpost. Edit: why do you guys have to be so rude damn.

[@tthunder878]

Yeah

[@plooper14]

What?

[@Bman54X]

You don’t know many guys then

[@SirWeirdGuy]

What does that even mean?

[@ThatGuyNamedJoey]

Please… log off the internet for a while…

[@Silverhazey_]

8:54 “First off, I must ask..WHET?” LMFAO

[@davisjpunk]

scott is like the weezer of retro gaming youtubers

[@rubikthegeek2138]

How dare you make so much sense

[@notmomoayase]

so he's literally happyconsolegamer of third eye blind

[@raythepretentiousnerd]

Cause he’s a virgin?

[@ytpmv666]

but scott is actually good!

[@davisjpunk]

fr lmao (i live weezer)@@ytpmv666

[@andycabrales6420]

“You get four of those a year?” “A week.” This line is too perfect. One of the funniest Scott quips of all time. Edit: 26:06 time stamp

[@GROUSE_being_DOUSED_in_GASOLIN]

Tru

[@Kromer__]

Timestamp?

[@BrVendan]

As someone who is too familiar with magazines, this is sadly accurate

[@whoisanarnb]

I wish I had as much dedication to anything as Scott has to videos

[@lewa3910]

5:57 I've finally started playing Ever Oasis again after leaving the Switch alone for abit. That game is truly underrated. Such a beautiful mix of Zelda, Monster Hunter, Animal Crossing and Shantae. Definitely the best looking game too on 3DS for it's aesthetics alone. It's like Gravity Rush of the 3DS

[@brayden141]

Scitt the Wiz is simply the greatest philosopher of this generation

[@ArkOnYoutube]

Yeah, Scoatt the Waz is honestly a genius

[@Xadaxx]

@@ArkOnKZbin Ik, I wish I was Scoot The Wez.

[@SuperTed.]

Scart the haz

[@lucassworldofletsplays9270]

Scatt the Waz is a genius on par with Albert Einstein

[@riverflorin3880]

Yea I love S̶̘̲͔͉͚̈́̂̿́͒̈́̉͝͝c̴̨̧̨̨̢̡̡̧̧̧̡͈͉͙̤̙̩͇̦̫͔͓̺̲̣͉͖̥͈͎͎͎̮̭̲̹͓̺̼̳̻̰̞͚̭͖̲̼̙̹͖̳̜̼̗̣͚̹̻̬̖͙̮̱̳͚͇̼̲̟̳̫͇̝̮͙̲͈̤͍͍̝̠͍̟͕͇̫̝̤̺̦̬̪͈̻̫͕͙̤̪̬͎̣͖̗̹̘̾̆̌̿͛̈́͛̏̓̀͆͐͂̂͊̿̽̍̓̔͂̉́̈́̃̃̿̎̈́̀̈͒̓̿̄̔́̑̍̋͗͐̓͒͘͘̕͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅX̴̧̧̣͎̠̲̦̼̯͇͎̫̻̫͇̞̩͕̥̰̻̻̮̫̲̭̦̫͕̣̥̼̠͔̤͎̗̰̗̪̭̹͔̟͔̳̻̙̣̹̱̺̑̈́̀͌͒̿́̈̊̇̓̇̔̄̒͋̏́͋̈́͒̇͒̾̐́͗͐̈̔͘̕̕͘̕̕̚̚̕͠ͅt̶̢̢̧̡̧̡̛̗̦͚̲̺̰̮̰̝̰̯̹͇̟̰̗̘̻̙̺̰̻͙͚̜͉͉̜̟͔̘̟͍̫̣̬̘̳͔͈͉̼͈̤̰̪͉͉̞̪̯̼̞̟̮̥̠̝̩̩̫̟͖̠̭͓͔̙͉̳̲̹̙͈̤̺͚͇͓͔̜̠̙̱͍͋̊͌͑͊̃̿̓̿̆͗͒͊̇͗̾́͆̓͊͐̂̈́̄̅̑͛̈̓̅̌̓̈́̈́̉̐̅̌̍̃͊͌̀̍̒̃̋͌̈́̄̐̾͛͊̃͋́̽̄̅̆̾̌̊͊̐͊̇̾̈́̇̍̇́̓̿̀̓̍̌̚̚͘̚͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅt̷̨̨̧̢̨̛̛̛̙̘̩͔͖̟̠̟̣̹̠̤̮̥̜̣̭̖̣̝̭̗̮̮̺̝͈̯͓̥͕̗̯͇̪͚̦̳̫̝̼̜͍̘͔̻̩̝͓̦̘̰̏̉̈́̾̑̆̏̔̐̈̍̒͆̎̊̉̽̏̒̃̅̐̏̄́̕͝͝ͅ ̷̡̨̡̨̭̬̒̓̅̑̒̄̎̊͊̌̓̀͂̾̐̈́̄̆̍̀̽̌̔̀͌͐̎̏͂̕̚̕̚͝͝͝ͅt̸̛͙̱͉̰͓̠̹͓̭̯̣̳̜̫̱͖̹̰͕̲̟͙͆̀́̀̽͊͌́̆̈͛͐̏͂̉̋̅̈́̃̓̊̑̍̒̀͐́̃͌̉͊̈̑̉̓̒̊̿̾̊͆̈̉͐͘̚͠͝͠͝h̴̛̤͖̼̞̠͔̜̬̳͈̖̱͉͙̱̣̪͉̟͍̖̝̩͔̗͈̗̖̱̯̫͙̣̔̏͂́̌̀̃̆͗̑͋̏͋̿̒̕͠͝ę̶̛̛̺͎̼͔̭̥̩̫̯̀̀̍̔͐̓̈́̽̀̍̌͋̊̉̃̀́͊̍͆̃͊̔̀͋͆̀̃͐̅̋̌̉̈́̍̾͒̿̓͂̈́̕͘̚͘͝͝͝͝ͅͅ ̸̛̜͙̪̈̅̏̏̆̊̄͛̾̓̑̇͋̍̌̆̈́̀͗̏̓̉͛͊͐̿̎͑̈̐͋͊̔͐͒̂̾͋͐̆̇̒͒͒̽̌̃̑̽͋̾̅͋̃̈̀̔͛̆̓̇́̌̾͌̑͛͒̑͆̒̏͋̆̏̉̽̿͋̕̚͘͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝W̷̡̨̧̨̩̦̮̼̫͈̜͔̯̼̜̜͓͔̻͙̗͉̝̬̞̠̰̰͚͈̗̞̯̭̱̜͙̺̩̟̻͕̤̹̹͉͎͔̖̙̦̜̠͔̫̹͖̬̲̭̙̱̣̤̲̲̫̻̮̮̖̖̖͚̙̝̯̣̳̞͖̦̻̹͋͑̄̑̄̋̐̃͌͐̃̐̍̃̓͆̾̑̆͌̽̈́̈́̎̎̉͐͑̉̔̒̂̅̓̔̊̿́̀̋͑̇͘͜͝͝͝ͅͅX̸̢̨̢̨̢̢̛̛̭̞͙̗̳̻̖̬̤͍̤̮̭̤̖̟̝̤̞̹̜̗͚̤̳̝̘̤̦̖̭̩̼̯͇̗͈̪̳̺̰̮͖̪̝̹̩̜̿̅͑̏̉̐̍̈̾̎́̍́́̃͐̊̎̿̊̆̎͌͐̊͐̈͋́͌͑̈́͊̎̓̄̄́̓̓͑̓̆̿̾͋̂̉̓̾̆̍͐̐̀͆͑̿͑̎͋́͆͐͘͘̚̕̕̚͜͜͝͠͠͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅz̶̢̡̢̧̧̛͇͉̯̦̰̗̱͇̝͍͙̗̠͈̝̖̦͉̘̟̭͓̗̭͔͇̣̭̗̘͔͔̞̦͓̮̲̭̟͖͎̯̞̟̝̻͔̬̭͙̻̦͕̘̖̹͈̺̣̰̟̋́̓̅̏̓̔̍̈́̈͛̊̐͊̋͌̈́͌̇̑̈́͂͑̇̈̀̀̏́̄͋̄̍̒̄͊̊͑̆̓͋͆̊͆̋̀͒̈́̄̇̈́͒͒̏͗̓͂͒̍͂͌̋͌̿̈́͌̂̓̄̐͊̅͐̊͒͊̍̿͒̊̓̄̌͂͌̌͆̕̚̚̕͘̕͘̕̚̚̕͘͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅ.̸̧̢̡̡̨̧̢̧̛̪̙̖͕̪̳̤̻͕̝̤͎̫͉̤̻̭̻̖̘̹͎̩͓̟͓̯̰̟̹͔̗͉͙̗͎͍̲̺͚͓̮̰̫̪̜̗͈̭͔̖̭̣͖͓̹͚͍̜̺̻̗̗̜̪̬̩͈͓͕̲̮̖̦̩̱͌́̿̋͒̃̅̏̆̊͐̐͋͛̋̉̏́̃̈̌̊̏̏̊̽̑̍͘̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͝͝ͅ

[@blusteryblather]

1:40 CONGRATULATIONS, THATS THE FIRST USE OF THAT ANALOGY EVER!!

[@kaptinnyanx1706]

I’d like to think every single time Scott mentions a version of him dying, he just has another clone of himself ready for the next section of the video.

[@GloriousGandalf]

I'd like to further imagine that he doesn't exactly know where the clones come from. One just appears from behind a random closed door, going, "Hey Scotts! Scott here." And Scott Prime goes, "PERFECT I need you to bitch about this game I hate that I own a million copies of!"

[@StrikerSML]

You should cover every sports series in individual series. I'd love to see you talk about Mario Super Sluggers. Content is good and quality as always, thank you!

[@gabrielneri2820]

he will talk about sluggers when a new underwhelming and rushed sequel comes out for the switch in about 2 years

[@StrikerSML]

@@gabrielneri2820 Sounds about right.

[@TDG386]

9:46 nine minutes in and i already found the best part of the video Scott how can you do this good stuff so fast?!

[@DannielisVeryBored]

By FAR my favorite Scott The Woz video. Rewatched more times than any other video he ever made. Good job Wozzy boy!

[@LandenIsReal]

This is pretty much a bonus level of The Dark Age of Nintendo

[@SHOPAKAHTW]

Yeah but without the gex

[@spooderman6312]

Wdym everything but gex is gex, this video is all about gex

[@LandenIsReal]

@@spooderman6312 “Man, Gex is a good horse rider!”

[@goodusermaadinternet6774]

It’s DLC

[@wisecup2]

@@SHOPAKAHTW when he said mega battle I kinda expected Rex to bust through the door and say fuck yea