The Dark Age of Nintendo (Complete Series) - Scott The Woz

Scott hates himself for one hour and forty-six minutes in this retrospective of Nintendo in 2015 and compilation of "The Dark Age of Nintendo" trilogy.
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[@Sakkeru96]

That initial scene of the three of them passing around a single corndog is always better for having seen the bloopers and knowing that they actually bought at least 12 corndogs and still nearly ran out from having to do multiple takes because Scott couldn't stop laughing and only managed to get through the successful take by holding his breath for the entire thing

[@AwesomeAutismHC]

It reminds me of how John Cena declined a spit bucket on The Suicide Squad and ended up eating THIRTY NINE EMPANADAS. And on top of that, the footage never ended up in the movie! All we got was a passing mention of an empanada! So fucking funny

[@Mazerwolf]

Corndog

[@idiotplays2036]

corndog

[@Ag3nt-MC]

corn dog.

[@paulcarmi8130]

​@AwesomeAutismHC doesn't that just scream "bad writing" or "poor studio management" and "a shitty director"?

[@fruittree1670]

“So tell me about that dumb fucking tennis game that hurt your feelings” is by far one of my favourite lines from this channel

[@patopalaci4496]

So tell me about that dumb fucking tennis game that hurt your feelings is

[@patopalaci4496]

So tell me about that dumb fucking tennis game that hurt your feelings is by far one of my

[@patopalaci4496]

So tell me about that dumb fucking tennis game that hurt your feelings is by far one of my favourite lines from this channel

[@isthisagoodusername9764]

@@patopalaci4496 you good there buddy?

[@Mr_Ass]

@@isthisagoodusername9764? No, it's not.

[@ozhin3317]

I love the Therapist so much. He looks like a dad who just can't be mad so every time he screams or says Fuck he's clearly smiling and trying so hard not to. It's too wholesome

[@deathstrike]

I wished he would have therapy for the victims of the Star Wars Holiday Special. I could see a giant Rey from the sewer made from all the VHS copies of the show floating from the depths of hell. Hey Scott!!!!! Can I borrow your therapist? He survived Chibi Robin Zip Cash err Lash.

[@deathstrike]

Edit: Chibi Robo Please!!!! I need Jerry (and a bottle of Gin).

[@moosesues8887]

Bruh

[@moosesues8887]

Bad dad

[@user-10021]

The skits are cringy and annoying, i don’t understand why anyone would like these breaking the flow of the content

[@sasaki8765]

I think the therapist is my favorite Wozverse character. I really like that he emotes really hard and is really loud, but his face is always just a calm smile.

[@xavierhartley5082]

His name is jerry Atricks

[@theonlysamman3889]

Yeah, he never can keep a straight face but it makes it better

[@feel_free_to_screenshot8099]

My favorite is the gex lizard

[@evelynnsingleton1211]

I just need to say it I am incredibly attracted to him 😭😭😭

[@RawrX32009]

​@@evelynnsingleton1211GIRLLL WHAT?!💀😭

[@callmeobsequious]

"Comic Mischief" "Cartoon Violence" *"Luigi"*

[@Rabbit-the-One]

"Hentai" "Mild humor" "Tennis"

[@basicbird2467]

Mild Language Material Not Suitable for Children “MADDEN 08”

[@samikhalil8283]

@Kommand Vlogz oh no

[@sirwaddlesdeethird7186]

@Kommand Vlogz oh yes

[@totallynotaferret]

@@sirwaddlesdeethird7186 Mettaton?

[@TheHotBoxOfficial]

“Name a word” “...wha-“ “I LOVE THAT ONE” Scott does not miss when he writes these bits.

[@tads.5102]

In blooper that wasn't scripted

[@disgusted7187]

He doesnt miss because he always goes the glowing spot

[@Hashiunidya]

@@disgusted7187 q

[@Spit823]

Every second that wasn’t actual game review made me want to kill myself

[@Carbine64]

@@Spit823 good for you

[@sylvoen]

im genuinely losing it at "you're a therapist, where do you go to therapy???" "the mirror"

[@b9morion]

"The mirror's in the shop!" is where I lost it

[@redbool1115]

Alright, FINE

[@stefanmadethen5359]

it all started on my desk

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

Hey all, Scott here!

[@Sans_undertale-eo1ny]

@@benjaminschmitt1562 so is this the first time you introduced yourself like that or is this a recurring thing?

[@Harristic]

The joke at the end where they all finally play gex and Gex Guy says "what the fuck is this?" is the greatest payoff for a joke I've ever seen holy fuck

[@kittyratrawr]

@epicbassman don't read the comments during the video

[@charliem3951]

If that's the greatest payoff you've ever seen you might not have heard enough jokes.

[@BirdDuck]

Anything but Gex is Gex

[@astroooo9_]

​@@charliem3951 and you might want some more vitamin D

[@charliem3951]

@@astroooo9_ Hit a nerve, eh?

[@FelixRosas10]

I love the therapist dude. He’s always just laughing at his own lines. I’ve never seen some shit like that and it’s genuinely one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen.

[@nolancruce5610]

It’s jimmy fallons thing too

[@arnahunas4048]

@@nolancruce5610 Except the therapist actor is actually funny.

[@Gordonshumway86]

@@nolancruce5610 please leave

[@buggs9950]

My therapist does exactly the same thing. At least he told me he's my therapist. I do believe him...but I don't like how he he hugs me all session..

[@theweedeater1842]

@@buggs9950 aight seperate "the" from "therapist"

[@musictorin]

The fact that Scott was able to hold our attention talking about animal crossing, Mario tennis, and chibi robo for nearly 2 hours really is a testament to how entertaining his content is.

[@dat_other_cesar]

Indeed

[@christianthomey7352]

spoilers

[@dr.sabertooth3025]

@@christianthomey7352 How is that a spoiler, the games he talks about are in the thumbnail

[@unfantasma9995]

at the time i say this, the first reply is 3 months old, the second reply is 3 weeks old and the third reply is 3 days old. cool

[@rekaivns]

and gex

[@jacobmonks3722]

I love how Scott tries to maintain continuity by wearing the same clothes for all three videos, because he said he played all the games at once, but his friends wear different clothes each time anyway.

[@1tgb4yb25ub5ub]

We can just say the day like to change clothes a lot

[@NeroVingian40]

At least the therapist is still maintaining continuity! Lol

[@jordancarneal9459]

So a Nintendo Fan, Therapist, Gex Geek, and a Sonic Corndog enthusiast walk into a sewer.

[@2010RSHACKS]

The therapist jerry atrix is drinking a different drink in every shot. In two consecutive shots he even removes the cap from 2 different bottles lol. In one shot hes about to drink fireball whisky and then all of a sudden hes drinking capri sun. They make a lot of continuity jokes

[@Kleinfurkon]

.

[@michaelmanning9028]

Case in point, I knew nothing of Chibi Robo until this video, at this point Scott has advertised Chibi Robo better than Nintendo

[@CricetoFunni]

Legitimately. If they came out with a new (good) Chibi-Robo game before I watched this video I probably wouldn't of given a shit but now I would 100% buy it.

[@owengauci5708]

I actually want that chibirobo amibo now

[@MrSpartan993]

That’s incredibly sad.

[@jameslawrenson1208]

Nintendo should release a remaster for Switch.

[@scrittle]

I remember playing Chibi Robo on a DS 100+ ROM cartridge back in the day and having no idea what it was because I didn't know how to read. My favourite thing to do was car dodging because I seriously didn't understand what the game was.

[@josephlitera3448]

for anyone wondering, they said "gex" 50 times. EDIT: please for the love of everything holy stop commenting “Gex” it’s been two years and I still get notifications

[@gamperty7898]

you poor soul that took the time to do that

[@nuclearpzn]

Thank you kind sir.

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

Gexs in this comment: 1

[@glitchbugstudio4492]

@@benjaminschmitt1562 gexes in this reply chain: 3

[@ParadoxFreddle]

gex

[@Harbogruel]

So a Nintendo Fan, Therapist, Gex Geek, and a Sonic Corndog enthusiast walk into a sewer.

[@ManaMan_1405]

They die

[@AEBigale]

@Remora and talk about gex

[@MateCo19]

Excuse me, school dance chaperone

[@Harbogruel]

@@MateCo19 my apologies

[@Ddmaiden]

What happens next? A. The explorer the sewer and go back home B. They drink the water and die C. They build a house there D. They fight a giant monster with “Chiby-robo ziplash” as a face NO LOOKING AT THE END OF THE VIDEO

[@ConnorEatsPants]

So good its worth the movie theater re-release.

[@spoopyskeletons]

meme

[@oeinlee8090]

Eat pant

[@salty9090]

Nice comment connor I agree 👍

[@Harmonmj13]

I’m the 69th like nice

[@deymars4910]

Hi canor

[@lesmartboi8701]

“Didn’t you hear your uncle died?” “He died a third time?” Spiderman in a nutshell

[@caberknight9013]

Nwh mixed things up at least

[@ShibuNub3305]

@@caberknight9013 Yeah, this time *both* of his adoptive parents are dead, as well as his mentor figure!

[@chl_ca]

and it's even funnier considering people keep saying Scott looks like Tom Holland

[@zackbiggins2022]

​@@chl_ca I was just about to say that, we're one year too late though haha

[@Magic_Ice]

Canon events

[@cyclocircle2319]

Can we talk about how Chibirobo is supposed to be in different parts of the world, but the power outlets never change? WE DON'T HAVE THOSE OUTLETS IN EUROPE

[@muuid1sk]

Never realized this, BUT SO TRUE!

[@RadarTheNerd]

That just proves Scott's point of Nintendo not giving a shit about that game lmao

[@ciphergacha9100]

Finally someone mentioned it, I was worried I’d lost my mind

[@MikMok]

They could’ve actually like done something with that. Like an adapter powerup or something lol

[@artificial844]

OR IN AUSTRALIA

[@TechnicalJimActual]

"You shouldn't let the products of a multi-billion dollar children's company affect your mental health." I can only imagine how many people's heads that lesson flew right over.

[@darcys842]

You don't understand man we need to buy the most Luigi based products!

[@jmredguppy2799]

And play them!

[@kk-kw5ml]

And eat them

[@thatoneguy9582]

big words

[@kk-kw5ml]

c o n s u m e t h e f l i n g s m a s h

[@timlamb6073]

A wise man once said: “When in doubt, lie with Gex.”

[@boopergoober]

Whenever you face a tough decision, just think, “WWGD.”

[@TheCarolfarrell]

What would Gex do

[@EliseOfTheValley]

Man shall not lie with gex as he lies with chibi robo ziplash

[@rossenator101]

Dog Boy 1399 2 the g stands for gezus

[@Corpsegrinderr]

i'm entering the gecko

[@Zachabruh]

“This isn’t an AA meeting.” “Oh thank god, I always hated those, I always feel out of place, I wish they made the them more accessible to non alcoholics” Best quote

[@Tboid_the_Nerd]

Jerry Actrics: You’re stalling.

[@Tboid_the_Nerd]

@Dreadd-Naut Jerry Actrics: We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.

[@supersquirrel7340]

@@Tboid_the_Nerd "I'm paying you"

[@Tboid_the_Nerd]

@@supersquirrel7340 Jerry Actrics: With a coupon!

[@supersquirrel7340]

@@Tboid_the_Nerd "You don't know what it's like to go to therapy"

[@gex8305]

“Note to self: never attend Gex night at Scott’s house”

[@olgabryanmandagitilaar4963]

This is Croc

[@leahluostarinen]

For sure never again

[@braden24]

thank you gex my hero

[@olgabryanmandagitilaar4963]

How about Croc?

[@colin677]

Thanks gex

[@savagegamer81013]

People don’t realize that this trilogy had the exact same release strategy as the wiiware chronicles. Where he spreads out the episodes throughout the year to keep interest going and when all the videos are a few months old he compiles them together in one big collection.

[@briansilva3765]

And it works.

[@savagegamer81013]

Brian Silva it sure does

[@superdestrier9160]

It works, I love it

[@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127]

Yeah and he planned the whole thing to connect with each other, and make references to each other. Scoot is an absolute madman

[@akcalbumreviews3719]

And it makes it still seems fresh even when he re-releases the videos in one

[@ChristopherMoom]

Because of the fact that this video is SO lengthy, this DOES actually count as a feature film you could see in films In this essay, I will explain why The Dark Ages of Nintendo is the greatest film of the centu-

[@legokillercroc]

thank you for an any topic essay idea

[@jkeirejejhehehehe6796]

This, but unironically

[@brainbesplit]

Oh my god it’s YOU! You.. YOU.. I’ve looked for you for YEARS, Christopher Moon. Always leaving behind a simple month-old comment, never letting me catch you.. But THIS TIME!... I’ve caught you..

[@rndmzr153]

So far the race of which one of us is first to a video is 3,427-14 in Chris' favor

[@Swaglordfawful]

I’m saving this for an essay idea in the future. Not joking

[@HQ_Default]

51:24 Reminder that this whole segment was the guy improving after they had repeatedly failed to keep a straight face during recording for thirty attempts. None of that was scripted, he just went so hard that the others were too shocked to laugh and break character.

[@OptimusPhillip]

Not... really? It was unscripted, but it was always supposed to be aggressive and violent (because it's Rex f*cking Mohs). Scott even told Eric "I have a Wii Remote that doesn't work if you want to break it."

[@lunardata8080]

How do you know this?

[@OptimusPhillip]

@@lunardata8080 there's a bloopers video on Scott's Stash

[@zynexion3468]

You can even see one of them smiling in the final cut

[@Mitchell31]

You can see Sam on the left starting to crack up at the end of the scene.

[@Sakkeru96]

There will never be anything funnier than Scott FINALLY playing Gex for real and the Gex Guy shouting "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS"

[@greenblocker7316]

I laughed for a good 15 minutes

[@migueltogepi3392]

The gex guy’s name is Jeb jab. Watch the gaming mystery video

[@olpendoomandagi5565]

Let us turn this Gex Night into a Scott the Woz Year!

[@Sakkeru96]

@@migueltogepi3392 yeah, I just couldn't remember it when I wrote this, plus Jeb Jab isn't always as gex obsessed as he is in this trilogy, so Gex Guy felt more accurate and easy to understand

[@moviemaniacgd647]

He could've just crammed them all together into a collection and called it a day. But no, he HAD to go the extra step and add NOT ONLY a cool intro but cool transitions from video to video. THAT is quality.

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

Quality standards have certainly dropped...

[@slecchi4366]

Unlike a certain title * Ahem * 3D All-Stars * Ahem *

[@AutumnBosco]

I didn’t even realize these were separate videos they flow as if they are one

[@jenschneider305]

Remaster

[@starwhalomega2691]

Yeah. He just HAD to do that. The nerve of this guy!

[@sarinabina5487]

"You don't understand! I have to play most Luigi based products!" FINALLY A KZbinR WHO FULLY GETS ME

[@IlluminatedPhantom]

@Original Username summer camp looks pretty good.

[@IlluminatedPhantom]

@Original Username it was Nagito?

[@anthonygaming5808]

@@IlluminatedPhantom Honestly, kinda dissatisfied me.

[@shyguygaming5397]

Isn’t that the guy who said fuck in Mario Golf?

[@chexmixkitty]

"My mirror's in the shop!" That line cracks me up

[@greenberrygk]

That one kills me and so does “it was just tennis” followed by oh my god

[@cksquatchy5567]

You sir, have made a pun A good one too

[@2006PoyotaKirbolla]

I see you’re a man of culture as well

[@notmomoayase]

me when i watched the last of us: SCREAMING LIKE AN IDIOT

[@gamerslogic5100]

The Mirror went it's Therapist (also Hi Morgana Persona 5}

[@XypherFTW]

Gotta say Scotts friends are great actors and they really help bring these scenes to life

[@jjd3hner544]

I would love to see a video of Scott playing his friends in a weird filthy frank style story

[@matturner6890]

aaaahhh not so sure about that Moustache guy's school of acting: Point in the air Don't change your expression YELL EVERY LINE

[@XypherFTW]

@@matturner6890 i mean. Personally its a good addition since its so different and absurd compared to the others

[@rickyv8709]

No they’re terrible actors but it doesn’t really ruin the immersion

[@matturner6890]

@@XypherFTW "personally"? What do you mean by that in this context? If you mean that's your opinion on the matter, well yeah, you said it, who else's opinion would it be? Doesn't mean he's in any way a good actor, just that you enjoyed his performance.

[@shreyaskambhampati5012]

This needs to have a theatrical release next year.

[@SuperPlayz]

It looks like the logo for Slay

[@MartyTuro]

Fullscreen and Widescreen DVD release when?

[@MysteryMii]

mmcfly566 I need this on Blu-ray ASAP!

[@Top_Nepper]

Whats a theatre? is that a stone age thing?

[@BugsyFoga]

It probably might outgross every film in all of history.

[@LinkleMcA]

"They called me the human pregnancy test in high school." I will never fully understand the logic for Scott's humor but I am absolutely living for it.

[@IHATETHEARBITORtoo]

It means he let girls pee on him and determined whether they were pregnant.

[@ambroshiavolpe2400]

@@IHATETHEARBITORtoo does it?

[@earthwormjim91]

he really was called that but not for the reason of the joke. he just really likes it when girls pee on him.

[@ambroshiavolpe2400]

@@earthwormjim91 i find it hard to believe that would be the joke of a scott the woz video

[@thatmansxddo5257]

@@ambroshiavolpe2400 either way he’s a man of many cultures

[@probablyafemboy4668]

23:06 Fun fact: You could play this minigame on Animal Crossing: New Leaf if you got a Wii U item from a fortune cookie. I'd probably say the 3ds version is better because if you don't have amiibo cards you can use someone from your town at the price of 2 play coins per stranded animal.

[@Beauty_Bot]

I don't know why but the last part of your comment made me actually laugh out loud.

[@spintowin8971]

Also, the fortune reads "great artists are never understood in their time"

[@douglasthequilava]

I know you can also just use the figures. I have a lot of the Animal Crossing amiibo just for New Leaf alone

[@isavenewspapers8890]

⁠@@spintowin8971 Peak writing.

[@pancakelvr555]

Yess I loved being able to play desert island on multiple consoles. Also idk if this is a fun fact or a strange inconvenience, but Amiibo Festival did kind of discourage playing as a villager (without an Amiibo) in the main board game mode by making people who used an Amiibo get an extra prize (I think it was one happy point) every turn just from rolling the dice with it. The different effects/perks that Amiibo cards had compared to the figures was interesting too (for example, you can't use the cards in board game mode unless you're using them to help your dice roll get a certain number,) and I have a few from my old collection, which can now be used in Happy Home Paradise on Switch (as well as various other games and Easter eggs)

[@moondragon4425]

I spend more time watching Scott talk about video games than actually playing video game these days

[@AidanJacobHamilton]

Same homie

[@bensosnowski1128]

Yea but you can do other stuff at the same time. I watch Scott to help me wake up as I eat breakfast

[@Taatelikahva]

Same

[@AttractorsAltAccount]

That's what scott's basically doing too. He's talking about games more than playing them We're all becoming video game talkers oh no

[@co2_os]

People do that with sports too

[@ChristopherMoom]

The Dark Age of Nintendo is honestly one of the more entertaining arcs on KZbin... just, in general. Yeah, all 3 of the game featured make me want to drink expired water, but Scott made it entertaining, finding out why these games blow so hard also this retrospective was uploaded on Zip-Lash's 5th Anniversary i f**king LOVE calendars

[@YourAverageSpelunker]

True Also first reply to Christopher Moon ^-^

[@YounesLayachi]

The RPG trilogy by Le Joueur du Grenier comes to mind

[@StafkiGTN]

OH NOOOO

[@deud.]

@@YounesLayachi AHAHAHHA didn't expect JDG here

[@DieAlteistwiederda]

All that trilogy made me do was get those games for cheap second hand to experience the tragedy for myself.

[@purplegeno8179]

“This is just like Gex night at Scott Wozniak’s house!” - Gex

[@the3diamonds472]

Lol

[@epicgamner1139]

bruhh lol

[@XkidXuglyX]

Note to self, don't drink the toilet water at Scott the Woz's house

[@jeremyabbott4537]

@@XkidXuglyX it's been contaminated with Zip Lash

[@keithmichael112]

I'll always be amazed that they tried to sell Amibo Festival for 60 dollars. that's wild

[@chl_ca]

well at least it came with 2 amiibo figures and amiibo cards while Ultra Smash cost $50 and came with gonorrhea

[@emilytheimp]

Gonorrhea? Cause everyone wanted to f*ck Luigi?

[@SEESBoy-hy8jz]

Very few first party Nintendo games are worth $60

[@keithmichael112]

@@SEESBoy-hy8jz Zelda and 3D Mario. And that metroid game if it ever comes out

[@ssscout]

best youtube video ever put together

[@uncomfortablecat]

Is it better than RLM HITB Maze Runner?

[@shane6722]

didnt expect to see you here

[@seventy7168]

Best MOVIE ever made

[@BP9000]

@@uncomfortablecat nothings better than RLM (Sorry scott)

[@soulxd2902]

Hey sc6ut

[@eviewhite7231]

Fun fact When the therapist said he wanted to be a news anchor but failed, It refers to his episode a madden 08 Christmas and he is the guys reporting the missing madden 18s on the news

[@DarkShadic9632]

AnubisPatron *it’s fun and you’re gonna like it*

[@cononodapotato6920]

nice grover cleveland pfp

[@AzureOtter]

@@cononodapotato6920 ikr

[@cookieblobber]

Scott the Woz lore? 😳😳😳

[@biddleeewho4181]

Scott the woz cinematic universe. STWCU

[@KamieCraft]

This was so good that it literally took me until the middle of the mario tennis section to figure out that this is a compilation

[@batvaleska]

Preston Davis wait it’s a compilation?? holy shit, never realised

[@shizaanimations7634]

ahaha yeah ... Wait it’s what

[@Rabbit-the-One]

Yes, but you're my favorite compilation of them all. Keep up the good work Preston. I love you. 😉

[@KamieCraft]

@@Rabbit-the-One wow... uh... thanks man. No problem

[@Scholz23]

@@batvaleska Me too

[@XDevonBueno]

Rex eating a new corn dog after them taking bites out of the old one is the biggest continuity error I've ever seen in a Scott the Woz episode. That's impressive

[@laggory]

If you saw the bloopers, can you blame them? Scott kept laughing every time Eric ate a corn dog and they almost ran out just for one take lol

[@Bugwaterbugwaterbugwater1]

It just regenerated. It's energy, ammo, and probably possessed

[@igp.]

Having a therapist with anger management issues that doesn't give a shit about his patient who won't stop talking about video games but is putting up with him because he doesn't want to reveal that he doesn't have a license is one of the best ideas in comedy history

[@gromgaming7438]

The therapist looks like he’s constantly about to break character

[@cashnelson2306]

literally all the time lol, it was charming when scott didnt use his friends very often but he has big middle school theater class energy when given a real part

[@Turai12]

@@cashnelson2306 which is perfect

[@greymatter4096]

I love it

[@cashnelson2306]

@@Turai12 nah, it really sucks

[@trialshdultimategame]

@@cashnelson2306 Nah it's perfect

[@arom6596]

I like how the therapists drink changes every time it switches back to the couch

[@hollow1279]

Its not a therapy room without a lounge bar

[@Queen_Coda]

I THOUGH I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

[@kevinperron7325]

@@hollow1279 ah the same therapist philosophy from silent hill shattered memories

[@FawnMidnight]

When he starts talking about the big power up at 46:50 I just started thinking about syndrome saying "when everyone's super, no one will be"

[@chl_ca]

i love your profile picture 🤠

[@SquiffleQwimply]

“Ok so tell me about that shitty tennis game that hurt your feelings” I don’t know why I love this this so much

[@MemeMachine-po9zo]

Fun fact: a lot of therapists actually have thier own therapists. Who knew hearing hundreds of people's trauma every day takes a toll on your mental health.

[@lucassalzberg8673]

...do their therapists also need therapists?

[@ninjaturtlefan2003]

@@lucassalzberg8673 a never ending chain of therapists

[@slange420]

“You’re a therapist! Don’t you give yourself therapy?” “MY MIRROR’S IN THE SHOP!!!”

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Yes, and it definitely has nothing to do with the psychiatric industry in North America and Europe being comprised almost entirely of a pyramid scheme run by a small handful of well-connected pharmaceutical corporations.

[@schuymac2639]

@@ninjaturtlefan2003 eventually you reach the ultimate therapist. whoever is able to traumatize the ultimate therapist becomes the new king of the therapists.

[@GloriousGandalf]

"But Scott, you may say!" "𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏!" omfg that killed me!

[@bleachablemoments4618]

20:00, if anybody sees this

[@tmtmtg]

I genuinely laughed out loud lmao

[@EL01-h4c]

@@tmtmtg same

[@spectre235]

scott is the only guy that can get me to laugh at a piece of paper with the words "gex" written on it taped to a tv.

[@thespinodino]

"You're a therapist, where do you go to therapy?" "The mirror." Scott's sense of humor is all over the place, and it's great.

[@ShibuNub3305]

“You’re a therapist! Just give _yourself_ therapy!” *”MY MIRROR’S IN THE SHOP!”*

[@tubegerm6732]

we all saw the video

[@Jspotstudieos]

@@tubegerm6732 you get the fucking buzzkilll award holy shit

[@tubegerm6732]

@@Jspotstudieos this type of comment contributes nothing and isn't even really a comment; it's more of a caption than anything. i really have no idea why you have decided to defend them unless you feel attacked because you laughed at them dispite them literally adding nothing.

[@Jspotstudieos]

@@tubegerm6732 I was just messing around dude. Welcome to comment section.

[@pl3ysnontinde937]

I’m shocked that Nintendo would produce 3 Gex games in two months

[@dasherino7785]

Second time ive seen this comment, this is not tail time

[@aztn19]

TAIL TIME!!!!

[@graphicsblacksmith]

you must not be a Gex fan?

[@CoylerProductions]

You know that's one thing I love about Gex: consistency

[@arthurhall5793]

@@aztn19 l

[@crashschwarzen4642]

ngl If scott ever decided to release this on blu ray or something I would buy it in a instant

[@chubbners3436]

We gotta make it happen

[@gcnelite5983]

A Blu-Ray release with the bloopers as well would be awesome

[@Turnabot]

VHS VHS VHS!!

[@Turnabot]

Scott make it happen, I'd give u all of the disposable income I have so u can donate it to charity

[@chubbners3436]

@@SevenRedSunsOfficial I'm sorry, I don't really understand what you meant there

[@alexbiersner3350]

Okay, this is now my favorite video of yours. The therapist is hilarious and your friends coming in randomly to help you play games is heartwarming lol

[@mateololero4091]

It's MY sleepover so I'M IN CHARGE OF THE MOVIES WE WATCH

[@mranxiety9995]

I can confirm

[@baconbro6867]

All of them are 7 hours of raw footage of gex

[@Eldudiogrande]

If only my friends liked Scott the woz

[@elmaionesosexo]

@@Eldudiogrande if only my friends knew english...

[@dagoblin5388]

My sense of humor is so corrupted I'm losing my mind over three men in their 20s sharing a corn dog on the couch.

[@aidanlarimore4391]

Mood

[@thatguystandingbehindyou0_0]

imo that was the best joke in this movie. perfect satirical illustration of how gaming culture, foodie culture, and weed culture intersect. scott is truly a genius

[@nedcurfman3486]

@@thatguystandingbehindyou0_0 I think he just thought three guys sharing a corn dog was funny.

[@heinzdoofensmirtz8282]

@MimiksYou Lmao. The best part of this whole thing. They were losing their mind over that corndog.

[@P.S.230]

And one of them is a vegan.

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

"You're a therapist, where do YOU go to therapy?" "The mirror." Okay not even 2 minutes in and I am already laughing my ass off. This is gonna be good.

[@Rabbit-the-One]

I wish I could be as innocent as you. I'm glad to hear life is so good to you. Don't lose that.

[@crai_fr]

@@Rabbit-the-One well SOMEONES edgy

[@spimbles]

Rabbit the One jesus christ lol. nobody asked you nor wanted you to bring down the mood like that, bro. you dont even know this person, and its a little much to assume someones life is great and far better than yours simply because they laughed at a joke. this is the epitome of “woe is me” shit, everyones got a shit life where nothing goes right most of the time, being such a downer is only making it worse for you. instead of saying “i wish i could be happy” say to yourself “i will be happy” and you will start to believe it

[@Scott_Sorochan]

I hope you enjoyed the videos!

[@evilded2]

1:01:41 his mirror is in the shop

[@ItsScapeGoated]

Scott's channel without a doubt has more charm than 90% of other big youtubers. His videos remind me of the golden age when videos weren't the same 4 things.

[@sambenson2474]

Real talk for a second, Scott genuinely has rediculously good comedic timing and knows how to balance comedy with the subject of his video. His skits are usually short, sweet, funny and to the point and pertain to the video at hand. I watch so many content creators with skits that A. Aren't funny B. Have no relevance to the video at hand Or C. Go on way too fucking long Guy just knows when to insert humor and when to continue on with the video. Scott's pacing is fantastic. Keep on being amazing, Wozniak.

[@marcelo20xxxx]

Just the volume is all over the place...

[@g.e.9227]

**SLAP** ITS A FISH perfection

[@kuskus1105]

@@marcelo20xxxx yea for real the volume gave me a headache

[@OneVioletEye]

"So, you got incredibly depressed over the announcement of a game, and a series that you aren't a huge fan of in the first place?" "....that's right." "............WHO THE $%^& IS THIS GUY!?!?" 10 / 10

[@OneVioletEye]

@Nolan Kenny I think we can all rest easy knowing we've got a trained professional for pointing out the obvious on call! Thanks, mate!

[@OneVioletEye]

@Nolan Kenny Indeed. It's how I have fun on my spare time! Is yours trying to be a drag? You're certainly good at it!

[@silverjay7639]

"You know what i like about gex? Consistency" "Inconsistency is a fun quirk of gex" Hmm 🤔

[@presfullreacts]

Underrated comment for sure!

[@frytoes]

Consistently inconsistent

[@draconian3905]

You see you would understand if you were a gex fan

[@aquitetiredguy2158]

@@draconian3905 as a gex fan I’m inconsistently consistent

[@Rountree1985]

@@frytoes like the Carolina Panthers

[@wargameboy72]

Justin kills it as the psychologist. One of the funniest videos I've seen on Scott the Woz. If I didn't know better I would have thought he was a Professional Actor. The Gex guy is really great too.

[@PhantoRoyce]

Scott and his friends are just different levels of facial hair

[@RadarTheNerd]

I laughed so hard at this, thank you

[@beardlessodin945]

Justin Womble is a national treasure and the finest actor of our time.

[@bleakwar]

Battery on my headphones runs out. "Oh hey Scott you're adopted" "Oh, thanks for the clarity" "By the way Chibi-Robo Ziplash exist" *Scott opens his mouth* and all I hear is my headphones announce that my battery is low in a female voice.

[@mothballsva]

That happens to me constantly and it’s always so fuckin funny.

[@AshtonSnapp]

This made me laugh.

[@DevynGreen5]

*Low Battery, please recharge your headset*

[@FangzwithaZ]

*BATTERY LOW!*

[@joemedlen2924]

I love when a dubstep drop is coming and right at the drop my headphones go *Battery low. Please charge now.*

[@DscvryDaveJudd]

"It's a fucking cheeze-it!" was the funniest line of the whole video. I started to cry I was laughing so hard.

[@RoboDoggo]

1:19:00 “If they replaced the word ‘good’ with ‘chibi robo ziplash’ I’d be perfectly fine with it!” “You’d be ok just replacing a word just like that?” “Yes! I’m a word master! Words have been in my family for generations! Name any word!” “What?” “I LOVE THAT WORD!”

[@caviicape]

the therapist guy isn’t the best actor but the fact that he’s always almost cracking up at his own lines makes him funny anyways

[@mikebennett153]

Dude’s facial expressions are so funny, I like all the skits and acting but his takes are the best lol

[@matturner6890]

@@mikebennett153 he only has one expression...

[@mikebennett153]

@@matturner6890 hey he's got like 3 lmao

[@jedimanx2329]

@@matturner6890 ITS A GOOD EXPRESSION

[@Stenja]

His godlike mustash allow him to be great. Whatever he does

[@tyrant0424]

“NO! You’re insane! And I don’t work with people who have mental problems!” -The Therapist

[@slapith3931]

Love how the Therapist was holding a different drink every fucking scene during the Chibi-Robo scene lmao 1:21:38

[@ZizZap4]

It was his new year's resolution

[@JoshuaRWorkman]

That "I don't care" during the Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash segment was the best "I don't care" I've ever heard.

[@dapperfan44]

41:34 people who read this comment.

[@janko1]

1:22:44

[@JustinY.]

You know this video is gonna be absolutely amazing when it's over an hour long.

[@sirlackhuysfox2971]

It's a compilation of 3 videos tho

[@Caliber_1579]

How do you get around so fast?

[@jamesbarnousky1270]

How do you comment on everything

[@RevoCancel]

Yo Justin how's it goin?

[@whywhy1865]

Yeah

[@xenopizza10509]

Nathaniel Bandy: It’s Not Melee Scott the Woz: It’s Not Gex

[@justsomerandomguy7539]

Nicobbq:it’s not pink gold peach

[@Quartzer.]

It's Not Tennis

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

RadicalSoda: it's not Sonic Forces

[@ChickenMcKicken]

@@AkameGaKillfan777 i thought you said racialsoda

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

@@ChickenMcKicken In another universe I probably did

[@SuperfieldCrUn]

"Don't lie. I've lied before, and it's too fun." Put that on a bumper sticker, my god.

[@swagggga]

This isn't a youtube video. This, is an entire Movie.

[@UltraFormula1]

And it’s just Gex

[@h3rmitqkun_101]

FR

[@h3rmitqkun_101]

BYE THE WAY IM A BIG FAN NO CAP

[@willyb2x431]

W

[@willyb2x431]

Ww weewewwwwwww w

[@blockmanb-side6633]

Intro: 0:00 Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival: 0:39 Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash: 25:32 Chibi-Robo!: Zip-Lash: 59:21 Finale: 1:40:48 Credits: 1:45:11

[@Cutiepatootie_irl]

It’s a perfect movie. Act 1 amazing start. Act 2 a hilarious middle act and the Third act is COMEDY GOLD

[@nicoexists]

GENIUS gex man

[@someguyoptimal]

Jeb: “You know what I like about Gex? Consistency” Also Jeb: “Yeah, inconsistency is a fun quirk of Gex”

[@cy-bernet-ix]

yeah, inconsistency is a fun quirk of jeb

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

I love how Scott's -hostages- friends are so lovably stupid. It really gives them personality!

[@landonadams9935]

Weird question how do you make words crossed out like that

[@uncanye]

@@landonadams9935 you put one of these - on both sides of the word

[@landonadams9935]

@@uncanye thanks fam

[@uncanye]

@@landonadams9935 ye no problem friend :)

[@lonkzelda7871]

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

[@Langas_Konoe]

The Therapist is a godlike character.

[@mongrel_97]

he's constantly smiling no matter what mood he's trying to portray, its hilarious

[@fiddink6058]

What about Rick Mohs * Rex busts into the door * IT'S REX *slams a beer can*

[@Turt3752]

The constantly peaking audio is one of the most consistently hilarious parts to me

[@tugazu]

When he pulls out the reverse pshygoly therapy

[@mr.jumbofrog1385]

I love how the therapist is smiling as well as screaming NO NOO

[@thatotherdrummeryt]

it took so many takes coz he and Scott couldn't stop laughing, which tbf fair is understandable haha. Even in the final take you can tell he's trying so hard not to burst out laughing 😂

[@VoidVoidVoidVoidVi]

I love how the ESRB considers Luigi sexual content in the Scottverse.

[@ericallen2370]

I was terrified when Rex said I love when therapist start their own business and looked straight into camera

[@brixnotbricks]

Scott: "It's just tennis!" Rex: *painful death screech*

[@timytimeerased]

This therapist can’t speak for more than 5 sec before smiling, even when hes angry. Probably Scotts fault

[@Cygerion]

justin is so wholesome and i love him

[@killpuddle9977]

They're not exactly professional actors who cares

[@1tgb4yb25ub5ub]

He's going insane Like me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@thegamershy]

@@1tgb4yb25ub5ub That.... was cringe.

[@JianCB2]

@@1tgb4yb25ub5ub not very pogchamp of you

[@morksisnthererightnow8738]

Gex Trilogy just got announced for all platforms. Thought this was an appropriate place to talk about it.

[@TrebleStarcrush]

“What the f*ck IS THIS?”

[@emilytheimp]

I havent seen blasts like this since taco night at James Earl Jones' house

[@EspressoTyme]

"What is this?" "IT'S A FISH!" I'm fucking dying

[@baconbro6867]

Honestly I would watch that for an hour and 42 minutes, I would laugh every time like sweet jesus holy christ

[@bitdw-]

22:50

[@tachyon8317]

"It's a fu**ing Cheez-it!"

[@anthonyhenriques7654]

your friend playing the therapist not being able to keep him smiling throughout his entire role was amazing

[@JoshuaSilas]

You know, for a trio of games with little to no substance, Scott really got a lot of content out of them.

[@SHOPAKAHTW]

Chapters Part 1(amibo festival) 0:39 Part 2 (ultra smash) 25:31 Part 3(zip lash) 59:21 CREDITS 1:45:11

[@catatonic165]

Have already seen all the seperate videos. But regardless, Im still watching this again. This is a legendary work of art.

[@berryajs12]

I did the same thing with the WiiWare episodes

[@CoolPlayersVic]

Agree

[@leahluostarinen]

This time agree

[@BasVoet]

Same here!

[@kamil118]

Well, I already watched all of them at least 3 times, so why not once more

[@hz-qy8mq]

I hope “The Dark Age of Nintendo” wins best picture at the Oscars this year. Who’s with me?

[@ragingmonkeycritic]

I mean there's not much option in 2020

[@abhatripathitripathi6156]

@@ragingmonkeycritic oh wait yeah lmao

[@KeyToAeris2024]

Definitely the best documentary of the year no question

[@-ThePep-]

I am

[@willisilikefood9492]

Hell yeah

[@comicsans3537]

I will never get over how good and well-made the chibi-robo ziplash content at the end of this is. These dudes really made claymation chibi-robo monster, ran from it in a fucking river, and it is still not losing the funny. Like, the multiple times they just throw shit at it to no avail is gold.

[@RiveTheRat]

“It’s like making a bad water: it’s almost impossible” *Flint, Michigan has entered the chat*

[@cantloze4717]

* Deer park has entered the chat

[@ZeroTwo219]

Almost being the keyword, here.

[@t6amygdala]

*Dasani and Nestle have entered the chat*

[@MrHBFresh]

@@t6amygdala NESTLE IS GARBAGE YO lol

[@EDFCentral]

Owen County Ky, would like to offer you a sample of their ahem... finest clear beverage!

[@WalterTGB]

Can't wait for Chibi Tennis Festival: Ultra Amiibo Lash

[@tem684]

DON’T GIVE NINTENDO IDEAS

[@WalterTGB]

@@tem684 Yeah lol they probably would do that

[@aidanredding8058]

I think you mean Mario Chibi Animal Tennis Festival Smash: Ultra Amiibo Lash Crossing

[@mrkekskopf5904]

If you ask me, even sugesting this should get you tried in The Hague.

[@skeletonskeleton9010]

Chibi Animal Mario Robo Smash Crossing Ultra Amiibo Zip Smash Festival Lash

[@alexhall5370]

22:58 you can see Sam trying to hold in his laughter

[@omerbar7518]

I love this series. It had some of the most brilliant writing, witty jokes and awesome characters in the history of Scott The Woz

[@Julian_Pepper]

I don't even care about Chibi Robo and the mishandling of it made me angry.

[@JoboVT]

Same I didn't even know what Chibi robo was until this series of videos

[@MeatEatingVegan777]

I feel the same way about videogame series that I don't care about, Chibi Robo included. It makes me upset. I always want the best for every series, and I always want fans of every series happy.

[@bryanarroyo9732]

Same here

[@baconbro6867]

Ok

[@orangeslash1667]

@@JoboVT Chibi Robo isn't really important, sure the first Chibi robo was charming and had a good story, but gameplay it wasn't amazing.

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

The Dark age of Nintendo: Aka 3 Gex Nights at Scott's house.

[@olgamandagi6438]

Are You Afraid Of The Dark Gx Scott?

[@AstralShot]

@Baljeets Goo how is this comment a rachet and clank reference?

[@AstralShot]

@Baljeets Goo i dont usually pay attention to that stuff

[@ManaMan_1405]

Gex 3

[@HolyPetRel]

The therapist guy is probably my favorite character here, I don't get why people are gettin' on him for smiling through all his lines, I legitimately thought it added to the character. Also because of that sweet sweet mustache.

[@theshakyguy]

His name is Dr. Jerry Atrics.

[@jacobthedarkhero7389]

@@theshakyguy DR Jerry Atrics

[@theshakyguy]

@@jacobthedarkhero7389 Oh, right.

[@TripleCatAttack]

The three of them casually passing around a corndog is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@christopherminutolo9384]

It's even funnier when you know that they bought 12 corndogs to make it seem like they were slowly eating one.

[@DeniInDenial]

"you don't understand, i have to play most luigi-based products!" - Scott 2020

[@sarinabina5487]

i mean.. mood tho

[@savagegamer81013]

Wasn’t that the guy who said f*ck in Mario Golf

[@TheDavidish]

@@savagegamer81013 I believe so