SCOTUS Keeps Trump On The Ballot | Trump’s Brain Is Broken | Speed & Xanax Abuse In Trump’s WH

Stephen declared the Supreme Court unconstitutional last week so it’s ok to ignore their latest nonsensical ruling, Trump’s mental decline was on full display during speeches he delivered at his weekend rallies, and new details have emerged about rampant prescription drug abuse by the former president’s White House staffers. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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[@chonqmonk]

Unbelievable that millions of Americans look at that guy and think yeah, he should be POTUS.

[@philster6383]

IT BLOWS MY MIND!!!! WTF America love from Canada

[@Subby808]

To simplify, they are in a cult. Critical thinking is lacking, and thus no shame for being so easily grifted. remember with your memories, "I love the poorly educated." - Donald J Trump *Jesus votes blue, because red is reserved for dumb.

[@user-jq2rf4nf3o]

Like 81 million?

[@anthonylouie36]

@@user-jq2rf4nf3o Wipe the orange off your lips traitor.

[@kirkmarshall2853]

They’re called morons

[@seanp2k617]

If Texas can ignore SCOTUS orders about the border, what’s to stop other states from ignoring SCOTUS rulings that they don’t agree with?

[@NiechoBGC]

None. Beautiful, huh?

[@mycosys]

Why do you want to join them in destroying what remains of due process?

[@tammyjantzen9004]

That's exactly what's been happening for years now. And it has now reached SCOTUS level. This does not & will not work for a democracy. It's authoritarian ism waiting for its dictator to take his place.

[@bobbarker1798]

Ya, why not. And a good way to let the SC know what we think of them. They are not the beacons of ethics and good judgement we expect from that level of justice.

[@RobertSmith-cx2zh]

Do you want more illegals

[@davidleedutton]

How can you recite the Pledge of Allegiance and not remember the word "flag?" It's like singing "Happy Something to You." on someone's birthday.

[@SW-dq1nd]

Shit happens. We've all made embarrassing gaffes. Haven't you? Please don't try to say you haven't.

[@amyjackson8725]

It is LITERALLY the thing you are pledging allegiance to! That is not a simple "gaffe". It is like forgetting one of your children.

[@bingbongbang8895]

@@SW-dq1nd. .If it had been Biden, conservatives would have pressed the nuclear button.

[@PennyDavis-cm9tl]

Trump can humpbit they just can't pledge to it.

[@SW-dq1nd]

@@amyjackson8725 Ah, so YOU also think people are incapable of being nervous. SERIOUS EYEROLLING OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA POP OUT ANY SECOND

[@cynthiafleisch7078]

Thank you Stephen, for always providing a laugh for things that would otherwise be difficult to digest.......................In fact, thanks to all late night hosts and writers that we depend on to put a comedic spin on things....It is a relief and we definitely need that !.

[@topcat2069]

The highest court in the land should not be the one with the lowest standards

[@Mithril_Antimarr]

Best to bear in mind the Supreme Court only ruled that states / state courts are not vested with the power to determine who can run for federal political offices in so far as enforcing amendment 14 of the constitution. They left the door open to challenging Trump's eligibility via the Federal Court system... hint hint maybe someone should look into that.

[@annestewart5741]

​@Mithril_Antimarr But if SCOTUS said that Congress has to legislate it, wouldn't any federal court rulings just end up being reversed by SCOTUS after their decisions are appealed?

[@Joel-bh5xd]

@@Mithril_Antimarralso… someone could probably twist this ruling and challenge the outdated electoral college

[@user-te3qm5mv6r]

Only the WTO can decide who is on the ballot@@Mithril_Antimarr

[@user-te3qm5mv6r]

Whomever has the most money decides. athats fair, thats the law.

[@baknights14]

Its a sad thing when a late night talk show host shows more concern about the fate of democracy in the United States than most Republicans and now the Supreme Court does at the moment.

[@deaw87]

Love this!! ❤

[@elihan9]

Then why are they silent about Gaza and the Biden Administration's complicity in the horror?

[@elihan9]

They are the sugar companies add to the propoganda slop being served to us. They are controlled opposition

[@cassiusdhami9215]

Your democracy died in 2010 with the Citizens United decision. These are just the death throes.

[@JasonHammond93]

That is complete hipocrisy right there. It's okay if they disqualified Trump, but if they were to inpeach biden for mental incompetency it's awful. Zero introspection

[@drstrange629]

This is one of his funnies monologues in a long time. I was in tears😂

[@thomasneal9291]

It was always a danger to let the executive branch nominate representatives for the judicial branch. It was never proper. LAWYERS should nominate their own judges, nobody else actually qualifies.

[@seandobbins2231]

That's the problem. Justices were intentionally designed to not be elected by the people because they were supposed to be apolitical yet when justices are selected in the way they are it leaves too much room to allow for appointments to be used politically.

[@itspersonal3351]

An independent body of judicial experts who nominate SCOTUS justices. I think it’s a great idea and perhaps along with term limits, which my congressman Rep. Schiff supports, a rotating panel of SC justices who are required to undergo an annual ethics review. Those who break ethics code are removed immediately and replaced. Outlaw perks and dark money, if they aren’t going to let citizens vote for justices of SC.

[@seandobbins2231]

@@itspersonal3351 good idea, but you'd also need an impartial way of selecting the body of judicial experts.

[@kathygagne2192]

This is so unbelievable!! I’m 64 and never felt so unsafe for USA 🇺🇸

[@jimharper5100]

why are you feeling unsafe? could it be because of all the ILLEGALS in the usa? thanks biden, for trying to destroy america!

[@Martell-XO]

I’m 64 too, and it is unsafe for the USA. That little chimp in a flight suit on an aircraft carrier said it best, “The Constitution is just a piece of paper."

[@patrickjenkins6383]

@kathygagne2192 Relax Kathy. I'm (67) & black...and gay. 😲 But for some Outrageous reason, I have a feeling that YOU, ME & our Fellow Americans will somehow get through this. Yes, we'll have a few bruises, but most importantly...We'll SURVIVE. 👍🏾🇺🇸😘

[@JZsBFF]

Consider yourself lucky. The West has know peace for the best part of eighty years. That's not something plenty of other folks can say. It's bound to end some day.

[@DevSolar]

@@raycuizon8226 Don't ask ever again how fascism could rise to power in 1930's Germany. Just take a look in the mirror, there's your answer.

[@charlesmartin1121]

Trump's White House was also awash in incompetence.

[@paulmiller6245]

They got great drugs

[@user-jq2rf4nf3o]

and Joes has dirty diapers

[@Lonewolfmike]

@@user-jq2rf4nf3o Your thinking of Donnie and his Dpends he wore every single day he occupied the Oval Office. Donnie continuously shit himself whenever someone used a big word he didn't know or understand. Sit your ass down Comrade you are an embarrassment to bots.

[@bobbarker1798]

True, and drugs.

[@digbycrankshaft7572]

​​@@user-jq2rf4nf3oTrump is the one with full diapers hence the well known nickname Diaper Don.

[@user-zb7uh2ob1r]

Doesn't passing an amendment to the Constitution count as "passing some kind of legislation"?

[@Nate-hj5sv]

Well it's harder, so it definitely should. I need to read more about why the decision was 9-0 and not 6-3.

[@notdeadyet3929]

New legislation need to be litigated by both sides and vote on in house & senate. The SCOTUS ruled this way, 9-0 because the want the voters to decide in November. Constitutionally. Trump was impeached my Democrats in the house and not in the Senate. He hasn’t been found guilty of any crimes.

[@jandenning6992]

This monologue should get an emmy. I mean, they all should....😂😂😂

[@quadroscm]

Colbert's frustration is palpable.

[@samuelsirota2816]

its a joke. trump 2024

[@anitawebster9450]

​@samuelsirota2816 TRUMP is a joke. A very bad one. We are wiser here in Scotland.

[@connorranz9746]

​@@samuelsirota2816 your mom's a joke

[@Ndizzyinthehizzy]

​@@samuelsirota2816 Colbert signed the 25 Million dollars per year dotted line. The words he says on TV are no longer his own. The delusion in this comment section because of him is the saddest part. Biden is losing black voters, Latino voters, young voters, and now women, but slightly. All of the mistakes that were made with complacency in 2016 are still on full display again.

[@XGDragon]

neurodegenerative disease 2024@@samuelsirota2816

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

If we can't kick him off the ballot, We are just going to have to get out and vote. No staying home. Get out and vote on election Day Stay out all day in line until the polls close. Do not leave 💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@tuyenle8107]

Trump 4ever 🤣

[@Riclmnopp]

I’m sorry that you finally have to allow democracy by allowing other people to vote for your political opponent. You tried to be like a dictator and failed. 9-0 cope.

[@DanielMReck]

Or skip the line and vote early at your clerk's office, or request your ballot by mail and deliver it to the clerk's secure ballot drop box.

[@LiberallyAbsurd02]

Absolutely! It should be our duty as fellow Americans to vote Trump out of the Whitehouse in order to send him to prison. He scarred the nation indefinitely with his selfish actions. It's a shame that he will forever remain in history books into the future.

[@Kanelle88]

I'm staying home. I have this new thing called a mailbox... 😜

[@lionpaw2024]

This whole monologue is absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥

[@danieljurca2113]

and brimstone

[@N8T1V3-5F]

4:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 All your writers deserve raises and then give Colbert a little bit of a raise too for nailing it

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Trump must be held accountable for his actions

[@GM-cq6ez]

... along with hocus pocus scotus and Cottus!

[@frantstorpmadsen3279]

What actions?

[@mkk7641]

YES〜💬🧐

[@StephenGrover-zc4hp]

So must your hero Joe Bitem!!😃😶‍🌫️🤢🤡🤡🥺😫😫👽

[@jwC-zk3vd]

What actions are talking about?

[@old-fashionedcoughypot]

Remember how Trump had to have his daily briefings "dumbed down" for him so he wouldn't get bored?

[@wtf1185]

Not just that, but also so he could almost understand them.

[@dianedenham5259]

And they had to sprinkle his name throughout the briefings to get him to read them.

[@Subby808]

I invested in crayons from 2016-2020. *Vote blue, because the alternative is a cult (dumb)

[@user-jq2rf4nf3o]

Nope, Remember when China had Obama come out of Air Force Ones butt? or Joes Quid Pro Quo in Ukraine?

[@rutgerhauser2377]

To be fair, the same happens to biden. The guy has basic notes and he can barely read them... same goes for trump.

[@bobbytookalook]

I'm having a hard time understanding how amendments to the US Constitution aren't already "legislation." Why would more legislation be required to act on legislation already in place?

[@ritabosico3328]

Exactly

[@seandobbins2231]

Yeah, a constitutional amendment is the ultimate legislation. That said, Congress can pass legislation that aids in the enforcement of certain amendments, but some are self-executing. The constitution barring insurrectionists from holding office doesn't require legislation, it just requires establishing that one seeking office is an insurrectionist.

[@ignaciogutierrez9634]

SCOTUS simply wants him there,

[@jabbermocky4520]

@@ignaciogutierrez9634 That certainly looks like the scheme. SCOTUS appears to be the "deep state" MAGAts are always banging on about, they're the "insiders" who "rig" the system. But they're NOT on the side of Democracy or Communism or Marxism or Leftism or any other political ism. They are all about totalitarian dictatorial rule by the richest. They have made the choice that Trump is better for their own financial portfolios and country club status. "Screw justice, I want POWER" is their actual motto.

[@jamespfitz]

That's because you never took civics. It's pretty simple. Try a dictionary.

[@chrislinhares7311]

Snorting Adderall constantly will do this.

[@chitownbangin]

No kidding right? Colbert is looking more rabid and high than ever!

[@RichardBrady-yc7he]

This Supreme Court is pathetic.

[@andyb1653]

You spelled "horrifying" wrong

[@markedly1013]

And not supreme at all.

[@ninjachicken8939]

Puppets

[@PocketMarmo04]

Diana Ross and the Supreme Court, maybe

[@user-fh2of1yw4b]

for upholding the Constitution? 9-0....remember that 9-0

[@orbitaldragon]

Even the paid actors in the background are looking bored as shit.

[@SeansModelBuilds]

Well they were only paid to be there; they didn't want to be.

[@missklvsu]

This was fire! I was crying...laughing...crying...

[@veronicabennett4359]

Stephen, you were on top form tonight - I only just avoided injuring myself from laughing so much!

[@stevenbyers8747]

There is no justice. Just us! Everyone must vote!!!

[@Mithril_Antimarr]

Best to bear in mind the Supreme Court only ruled that states / state courts are not vested with the power to determine who can run for federal political offices in so far as enforcing amendment 14 of the constitution. They left the door open to challenging Trump's eligibility via the Federal Court system... hint hint maybe someone should look into that.

[@ryv2484]

Vote all you want, that won’t save you anymore 😊

[@stevenbyers8747]

@@ryv2484 Your anti-American sentiment is disturbing. I hope that means you won't be voting.

[@ryv2484]

@@stevenbyers8747 That means I *will* be voting!

[@stevenbyers8747]

@@ryv2484 Unlike you, I support your right to do so.

[@aandrus2169]

"A Tresident is merely a president who has committed treason" 😂 That's when I pressed the "like" button. 👍🎉

[@cherylgrec9701]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@denisemcdougal6445]

😂😂😂

[@joannematthews8270]

I belly laughed at that one! I especially laughed at that cross eyed old bat!

[@user-nz4kg4wm9j]

So like when Osambo had the blms burn 2 billion dollars worth of property down? Like that treason?

[@KaleighMacKay]

Term limits all around. And senators shouldn’t be allowed to trade stocks when they have inside information during closed door hearings.

[@Rubberman2036]

Trump glitching bit is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Thx Stephen.

[@Aristotelezz]

What bullies and narcissist hate most is being laughed at. Thank you Stephen!

[@1MTEK]

Respectfully disagree in this case. With Donald Trump (and people like Elon Musk), the only bad news is when people are not talking about you. Trump is more or less a cult leader at this point. If you're laughing at him, you're laughing at his followers-- and those people cannot wait to cast their vote.

[@peterpagliarini8299]

@@1MTEKgood point there..

[@heinleinreader]

​@1MTEK And the women, college students, high school seniors, senior citizens, families that want to use IVF, veterans, active military, suburban housewives, blacks, Latinos, Asians, college faculty members, and human beings of many other sorts that he and they have insulted and marginalized with their discriminatory furor, like the entirety of the LGBTQ+ community, Muslims, Jews, and Catholics are being activated against that 8% of actual voters that make up the real MAGAverse. Do you think he can actually win with a mere 8% of the general electorate? He is even trying to piss off the so-called evangelical voters. Don't be fooled by the capitulation of MAGA Mikey and Congressional RethugliKKKlans. They aren't even close to representative of the views of voting America. They represent AMERIKKKA, and the KKKorporate framework for which it stands. Take a look at what happened when Ohio, Kentucky, Missouri, Alabama, Arkansas, and Kansas all tried to legislate abortion out of existence. State referenda passed protecting it in each of those states. The voters spoke. They spoke again with referenda against voter suppression. Every time legislators, Congress, or the Supreme Court takes away rights, the people vote it down.

[@user-xu8cy7sw8f]

Thanking Colbert for being paid to harass people on air? He needs to be taken off the air. Apparently, a person needs to be a sociopath to be on late night television.

[@ryv2484]

Stephen must really hate being locked into his contract, then.

[@sharonkellner7126]

"It is no exaggeration to say that Sinéad would have been disgusted, hurt, and insulted to have her work misrepresented in this way by someone who she herself referred to as a 'biblical devil'."

[@trinabell2793]

Go Get Em Stephen!!

[@monaruehling4729]

Since Bader-Ginsburg is gone the supreme court is ruthless!!

[@jw9099]

You know the decision was unanimous right? 9-0.

[@danarzechula3769]

Look into that a little more. ​@@jw9099

[@mikedittsche]

Nice one!

[@hc1314]

“Cant even say the word Russia without climaxing”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@onequestion2059]

"apparently he can't say the word Russia without climaxing" This observation is pure gold humor!

[@Slo-ryde]

joke writing…. Second to none

[@user-nz4kg4wm9j]

If it had any factual basis or an example of Trump exhibiting this behavior it would be funny. But it's rooted in a non-existent talking point. It's literally trying to talk something into existence that just isn't there.

[@elizabethmoini2902]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mariloustarr5972]

@@user-nz4kg4wm9j🤣😂🤣

[@jeanneganrude8549]

@@user-nz4kg4wm9jI guess you didn’t hear his great big OHHhhh when he couldn’t say Venezuela two times in a sentence. 😂 It sounded like a release of some sort.

[@arctiknitter]

Thank goodness for Stephen Colbert and his wonderful staff! I sure needed a laugh tonight.

[@Miguelito1985]

"On the third hand" 🤣🤣

[@michellejester9734]

Thanks Stephen. Somehow you always make us smile through these VERY dark times

[@CraigMichael001]

Hello Michelle, can we please be friends?

[@MarinaGomez-ur8qg]

🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙

[@TheSaturnV]

And why are the times dark? Democrat/Liberals control just about every single aspect of government and the media right now.

[@TFEWdirk]

Correct, these last 3 years have been excruciating. Too bad they aren't like the four years Joe. Those were good. Or how much better the 4 years after Joe will be. Can't wait.

[@freya8133]

@@TFEWdirk 🤦‍♀️

[@Ultima_Cloud]

Stephen and the writers were on fire for this one. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. 😂

[@Iluthra]

I laughed so hard.

[@joannematthews8270]

So did I!!

[@hazelpearson7807]

Treasident.... BRILLIANT!

[@mothurman]

Cringe

[@kingayy9267]

There's a KZbin user who comments frequently with a username including "TRE45ON," which is clever. (Since TFG was 45th president)

[@meganfedor]

Treasident Prump!!!!

[@LALew850]

Stephen is on fire!!🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣 Keep strong SC we need you!

[@gedotbard]

A dose of Stephen's humour is the rightest prescription to keep going after the supreme court ruling in these troubling times.

[@andreah6379]

Unfortunately, we need something much more permanent.

[@TheSaturnV]

Troubling times? Democrats are in control of nearly every branch of government and the media. Maybe it's their policies?

[@TFEWdirk]

It's true, the last few years under Joe Biden's leadership have definitely been troubling times. Hopefully that will change starting this November.

[@freya8133]

@@TFEWdirk Joe Biden: Expanded overtime guarantees for millions, boosted gun violence prevention and gun safety, helped make renewable power the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. - and climbing, prevented discriminatory mortgage lending, created a sweeping crackdown on “junk fees” and overdraft charges in banks, forced Chinese companies to open their books, gave farms financial incentive to go “climate-smart”, brokered a deal to save the Colorado river, recommended loosening federal restrictions on marijuana, created a penalty for college programs that trap students in debt, tightened international restrictions on data and privacy for tech firms, prevented a cobalt crisis in the Congo, made medication more available through tele-medicine, made union-busting a riskier activity, enpowered federal agencies to monitor AI, fixed bridges, built tunnels and expanded broadband and got the economy to be the strongest it has been in 60 years and has seen the U.S. to the point of producing more oil than it has ever before produced in its entire history.

[@freya8133]

@@TFEWdirk The economy was Trumps fault with his tariffs and tax cuts for the rich, and was worse in 2021. You can sit the eff down with this "Biden is responsible " B.S.

[@lizatredway9792]

Oh, Stephen.... The bit about 'climaxing to the mere mention of Russia"... since it seems I may not be appearing on your show, I want to say, "Please, keep it coming. We need you more than ever." THANK YOU for your continued genius.

[@TheZsuzsana]

Thank you Stephen! I laughed from beginning to end!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cherylnm888]

The loss of all his invisible money has broken his tiny brain🤯

[@lorettagarduno7004]

Hilarious!!Laughing. Witty and articulate. Love it❤

[@naninolovyou6388]

Thank you, Stephen bc I feel like I am going to lose my mind. All of this makes me sick

[@barbaraschuld8206]

You are so not alone! Hang in there. I feel exactly the same way. 💙✌️

[@illmakeufamous6776]

You libs make me sick. First, with y'all screaming at the sky when Trump was elected, the pronouns you want people to get right. I don't have time to try to figure out what you are. You don't know which bathroom to use etc...Carry on losing your mind

[@illmakeufamous6776]

@@barbaraschuld8206 Then you should read my comment 🤭

[@derekdevries1284]

Stephens writers are amazing. And his delivery is exceptional

[@deborahmichele]

LOVE. Thank you Stephen for speaking the truth about the Supreme Court.

[@tongasmith910]

He doesn't know shit

[@JackGleason543]

​@@tongasmith910your m other should have sw allowed you

[@ryv2484]

He’s a puppet

[@spikeythinker7763]

​@@ryv2484Correction: Colbert is a human, not a puppet. You're confusing him with the likes of Elmo or Kermit.

[@ryv2484]

@@spikeythinker7763 That’s honestly dumber than the response I’d expect from one of you zombies. I tend to keep the bar low but you certainly showed me 🤣

[@ray24051]

That's embarrassing a state senator who cannot recite the Pledge of Allegiance that even children know.

[@cherylgrec9701]

And these are the so called “patriots” of the country. Shameful.

[@User12347ejdj]

A majority of children don’t know it. It’s been going on for 30 years.

[@kissit012]

​@@User12347ejdjthey're still saying it in school. Most of them do know it

[@BellaDelilahWho]

I know it and I’m not from America - i learned it after couple of days in high School as an exchange student.

[@landonewts]

And on brand for the GOP. Their Pledge goes like this: “Err, whatever Trump says, I guess.”

[@oldcrow6990]

My daily moment to temporarily restore sanity and giggle. Thanks to everyone on Stephen Colbert staff!

[@alexandraday3685]

The Supreme Court is really Scarey right now! How the heck can it be fixed? OMG

[@mastjappa]

It is really scary from across the ocean...

[@danarzechula3769]

Worse closer up😮

[@rebeccahenderson7761]

Brilliant! "A Treasident is merely a president whose committed Treason." Pass it along!!!

[@connieliden6980]

EXCELLENT! TREASIDENT IT IS!!!

[@davidbowers912]

Climax can sometimes be Mistaken for a really good Bowel Movement

[@Coreysmalls75]

" his brain is broke" was absolutely spot on and funny as hell.. keep it up colbert

[@marvinmartin4692]

Love it! Ignore the court!!

[@Mithril_Antimarr]

Best to bear in mind the Supreme Court only ruled that states / state courts are not vested with the power to determine who can run for federal political offices in so far as enforcing amendment 14 of the constitution. They left the door open to challenging Trump's eligibility via the Federal Court system... hint hint maybe someone should look into that.

[@charleneandrle-olson3099]

"His brain is so broke," so very true, and so hard to listen to! I wish he would just quit speaking.

[@TFEWdirk]

Clearly you are referring to Joe Biden. Clearly.

[@ReadyFreddie5523]

​@@TFEWdirk Clearly everybody hates Dump lying and whining about bullcrap watching his dementia progress, such a sad little LOSER !!!!!!😂😂😂

[@josefrusso3677]

He’s a 1000 times more lucid than Biden who speaks gibberish, thinks guys who have been dead for decades are still in office and wanders off like a toddler with a full diaper after his “speech” is over.

[@yuiopoli9601]

This is meant as an honest attempt at dialogue. Do you actually believe that Biden's cognitive function is better than Trump's? If you do not than why do you back him if he is worse off in the area you decry Trump over?

[@acarroll6842]

Stephens brain was broken by Trump

[@wintrydragon]

Exceptional monolog!!😂😂🎉❤

[@blooberriee_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my sides hurt, tf was that when he mentioned Russia Edit: IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-oj2jw4lb7q]

Of course the supreme court didn't think about it, when you are TOLD what to do, no thinking involved!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@maargenbx1454]

Ever since the ultra-right wing Federalist Society (who brought us Thomas, Kavanaugh, Narrett) started pushing the idea of disqualifying Trump I understood that of course they wanted to dump the GOPs biggest loser, and I was afraid SCOTUS would do their masters bidding. What I never understood was why Dems were excited about disqualifying Trump. There are millions of people who are not at all enthusiastic about voting for Biden but will walk barefoot over broken glass to vote against Trump. 60% of Americans have already said they won’t vote for Trump, and about 50% of Republicans say they won’t vote for him if he’s convicted of a crime. What good would it do Dems if Biden were to run not against a barely younger Trump who had the worst GDP growth since Hoover and multiple criminal trials looming, but against a much younger Republican without Trump’s baggage? Trump is the only candidate Biden might beat - by leaving Trump on the ballot SCOTUS has saved us from another GOP POTUS in 2025.

[@mizzou1016]

Did you remember to put up your black square on Facebook last month?

[@chrisrock9361]

There was no other right choice if they would have Win in favor of Colorado then all of the Republican Governors have the right to throw Biden off Their election ballots for Not being fit mentally to hold the presidency Be careful what you wish for it swings both ways

[@jeanneganrude8549]

@@mizzou1016Did you vote for a drug addled malignant narcissist ?

[@user-hh3ew3oe6t]

Of course the supreme court didn't think about it, when you are TOLD to identify white, no thinking involved!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXvHhWmHmLiVh5I Map Shows How Humans Migrated Across The Globe

[@stoppin2look]

Thank you Stephen Colbert for ... being you... and doing it so very well.

[@user-tf9kq2di9x]

Who would want to be an unfunny gasbag! KK&C all blow! Johnny Carson reruns are better than the sewage these “CHUCKLE-LESS HEADS” come up with today.

[@hbarrial]

Can't make this up. Thank you Colbert for helping to keep me sane.

[@trevordsouza2420]

Ot to understand why this crap makes us feel like we live in crazy land!

[@Sickoftheinsanity]

Stephan, you have been so fierce lately! I LOVE IT!! Keep it up!

[@be6715]

I've been sensing some real anger there. Totally understandable!

[@Cilantrchef]

Late night battle Colbert, Stewart' and Meyers!

[@christopherporter2459]

*Stephen

[@Sickoftheinsanity]

@@christopherporter2459 yes, I am aware. Sorry for the inadvertent typo. But thanks for being the spelling police-I’m sure everybody appreciates it.

[@jamespfitz]

You're right! We need to undo that gay marriage BS they decided back during the Obama years!

[@tinafigueroa7556]

Where can I sign up for ignoring SCOTUS!! I'm so sick of this!! I'm trying to keep up the fight but it's getting harder and harder.

[@janetownley]

I’m pretty sure nowhere

[@PennyDavis-cm9tl]

I'll join the club. Anyone else

[@wendyhdzmiller8700]

​@PennyDavis-cm9tl I'll sign!!!

[@supersanic1254]

Cry some more. Trump is on the ballot. Deal with it.

[@ryv2484]

@@supersanic1254they cry because if trump is on then ballot, they’ve already lost. And deep down they know that, otherwise they wouldn’t have initiated the process of trying to extrajudicially prevent him from running. They do not stand a chance at winning 2024. This whole attempt reeks of panic.

[@user-tz8tg7kl8g]

😂😂😂😂😂great job! Love the truth Bolder than years ago. Love this version of SC

[@phyllisstrider2998]

Loved the monolog. Steven is great at delivering it. ❤

[@theemporersnewclothes]

Make Amnesia Great Again

[@Lonewolfmike]

Move to Russia if you love dictators so much. It isn't that hard Comrade.

[@JoeNarbaiz]

When has amnesia ever been great? 😮

[@ethos1236]

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys Fixed it for you. You can thank me later.

[@Lonewolfmike]

Your brain damage is apparent and severe. Seek professional help for your delusions.

[@henmaidstale]

Laughing out loud (instead of just being depressed that MAGA exists). Thank you!💙🇺🇸

[@lorianngrilley-jamroz7631]

What? 👈🏿😂 Stephen tells it like it is doesn't he?

[@charlesasmith7836]

IKR can't let them get to us vote blue 24 💙🇺🇸👍🏻

[@supersanic1254]

IKR can't let them get to us. Trump 2024!

[@krisenger4410]

@@supersanic1254 Trump for prison 2024!

[@stuarthossack5351]

Trump's coming for ol' black eyes

[@naiyang888]

Politicians need to be treated less like celebrities and more like retail workers.

[@DBDdavid]

It’s time to change the rules for the Supreme Court.

[@eddieperez8111]

Because it didn't go in your favor? :'((

[@nadiaslijter1255]

Yes go full fascist when you don't like the unanimous decision of a court.

[@echobay5040]

Trump would abolish the court if he got in because they have shown themselves to be pointless and serving no purpose.

[@TheSaturnV]

You were the kid who grabbed the ball and ran home when you lost eh?

[@echobay5040]

@@TheSaturnV that was trump instead he spent 4 years crying about it.

[@Kpimpmaster]

Can we not have politicians who sound like they’ve had a stroke?

[@user-nz4kg4wm9j]

Fetterman? Briben had a few brain surgeries. That's why he's all messed up. It's not his fault.

[@HRHDMKYT]

@@user-nz4kg4wm9j🤖This Boris is a bot !!!🤖

[@hordyaba]

Trump does 5+ hours of speeches a week, hes only human, messing up a word here and there is normal. Try to talk for an hour and a half straight and not mess up at all. Its hard. And hes having to deal with all the bs indictments democrats are attacking him with every day. Hes tired and for good reason. Biden on the other hand talks maybe every other week and only for maybe 20 minutes at a time max. And you get at least 5 minutes of material for a montage of a man with actual dementia. And notice how this guy says nothing about it.

[@alexc4300]

If you want the politician who doesn’t sound like he’s had a stroke, vote for Biden 2024 🎉

[@Kpimpmaster]

@@user-nz4kg4wm9j doesn’t change my question

[@jackmeyers40]

Virginia Foxx is a prime example of why we need "TERM LIMITS". Please go away lady.

[@louvs889]

You can add Biden, McConell, and the best sock trader on earth, Nancy Pelosi to that list.

[@LindaLaFountain-ff6gf]

Unbelievable. It. Is an embarrassment to this country. If we could go back to Canada I would be out of here.

[@supersanic1254]

Cry some more.

[@Hopeful_Skeptic]

The writers hit gold with this episode. So many lolz and our political views don't match. Funny is funny . Bravo ❤

[@janetownley]

Time for you to get better informed.

[@chriskelly6559]

Staff at the Home need to keep a better eye on Trump, too many escapes.

[@user-hh3ew3oe6t]

Just when GOPutin and SCOTUS are creating believable white identity and distress in our nation, we turn to anyone passing catholic, evangelical, jewish white for some racist reason for late night laughs and psychotic white identity reality checks! Staff at the White Home needs to keep a better black eye on Trump, too many escapes from African origin Thank you for RACIST DEFAMATION "black" MAINTAiNENCE ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXvHhWmHmLiVh5I Map Shows How Humans Migrated Across The Globe

[@noahvr5675]

😂😂😂😂

[@hew2356]

He sounds like he's had a dozen beers-which is unsettling when you consider that he claims to not drink😬

[@MonkeyJedi99]

If only they'd put a fake burger stand next to the fake bus stop. - "Donnie's missing again. I'll check the fake McD's."

[@TFEWdirk]

And yet you have no concern over 4 MORE years of Joe Biden negotiating terms with foreign leaders....... Please tell me how a debate would go, Joe vs Trump.

[@Feralzen]

The fact that one of the Supreme Court judges' own wife partook into the January 6th insurrection and didn't recuse himself for conflict of interest speaks volumes on the type of justice system presently in place.

[@dustinsullivan7216]

"Treasident Trump" has a nice ring to it.

[@supersanic1254]

It does! Nice ring of defamation.

[@2hard2knock]

That was freaking hilarious!! A third hand!?? 😂😂😂

[@deedles2]

Just when GOP and SOTUS are creating unbelievable concern and distress in our nation, we turn to Stephen for late night laughs and reality checks! Thank you, Colbert!

[@wlm1697]

Cope and seethe lefty.😂😂😂

[@user-nz4kg4wm9j]

Leftist copium. What happened? You can't find oxy's anymore ? 🤭

[@illmakeufamous6776]

I laughed at Colbert bc he's so mad and outraged. Plus, I laugh at libs on a daily basis 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-nz4kg4wm9j]

@@illmakeufamous6776 I laughed when I read his buddy John Podesta's emails about Spirit cooking with Marina Abramovich

[@illmakeufamous6776]

@@user-nz4kg4wm9j It seems like I've heard about that 😳😳

[@Constant_Distant_Instant]

Damn! Stephen Colbert is really good with words...😂😂😂

[@carolakelleski7905]

😂😂Mr Cobert you & your writers are🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 thank you 😂😂❤ laughing hard at 2:56 😂😂😂

[@normahall9243]

I love you Stephen you’re the highlight of the day!

[@VV-bk1wv]

How awful your day must be

[@rogertetzlaff8396]

Love the Climax line !!

[@sueware8377]

FANTASTIC show, Stephen....WOW....this was a "keeper"...Thanks, Stephe!

[@zenncatt]

The monologue gets an A+++

[@2serve4Christ]

“Many of us like to ask ourselves, ‘What would I do if I was alive during slavery? Or the Jim Crow South? Or apartheid? What would I do if my country was committing genocide?’ “The answer is, you’re doing it. Right now.” - Aaron Bushnell (RIP) 🛐

[@lauriepelayo296]

This was great. I almost spit out my lunch. Thank you for all you do 😂😅

[@johnnythomas6723]

His people will say he was exhausted/tired but he'll definitely deny it.

[@randomgirl3269]

A Tresident is only a president who's committed treason, literal gold. I love Stephen Colbert so much haha

[@supersanic1254]

Never committed treason though. Can you point to a conviction?

[@kiwibob8967]

@supersanic1254 Reported in The Guardian 18 Nov 23: On 17 Nov 2023 Colorado judge Judge Sarah Wallace found that Donald Trump “engaged in insurrection” by sparking the 6 January 2021 attack on the US Capitol by his supporters.

[@peterfreiling6963]

Stephen, you make a great point. Letting states decide who can be on the ballot would produce chaos, but letting states decide abortion and IVF would not??? How does this even make sense?

[@elenachristian9860]

I sincerely hope a lawyer for PP takes this and runs with it.

[@dceplay]

Making sense is not the scotus’ forte...

[@supersanic1254]

States can't decide who is on the ballot in a Federal election. This is a pretty basic concept to grasp

[@saabsales]

as always.. OUTSTANDING job. Thank you

[@TC-fx5zu]

Omg I’m at work laughing like a hyena at this 😂

[@dorothydoremus8621]

Love Tresident!! ❤️ why do all the supporters behind him look pissed off, did he break wind again.

[@joshuawilson4818]

YES! Bring back the sound effects when Stephen puts his "props" away. Thank you, Joe and Louis!

[@ithrewmylifeaway]

yesss, i love those moments, they add so much so subtly

[@SaneCatLady429]

Thank God for comedy and for Stephen Colbert.

[@biondna7984]

BRILLIANT STEPHEN! YOU'RE ELECTED!

[@gabbadd5840]

Well then if each states cannot determinate the eligibility of the candidate, time to do away with state delegates and keep popular votes only….

[@mayberelevant3237]

Yes I must admit as a non American I’ve never understood this electoral college shite ??

[@supersanic1254]

​@@mayberelevant3237Makes perfect sense. In popular vote only, only 4 states votes would actually matter. California alone has more population than several other states out together, making those voices in smaller states meaningless. This is why we have the electoral college, otherwise states like California and New York would have the biggest say in elections.

[@mayberelevant3237]

@@supersanic1254 makes sense 👍

[@marc2251]

It’s hilarious that the guy who hired a real estate lawyer for a fraud case accused someone else of hiring an unqualified lawyer.

[@TFEWdirk]

It was a real estate case consisting of exactly zero fraud, that's why. Please go ahead and list the victims below: 1. 2. 3.

[@LALew850]

@@TFEWdirk #1 YOU

[@freya8133]

@@TFEWdirk wow, that was absolute cluelessness. Next time you want a loan you should inflate your assets and then at tax time you should tell the I.R.S. you have less than what you have (like Dump did). See what happens 😉

[@marc2251]

@@TFEWdirkYou would be in jail if you did what he was found guilty of doing. Which is inflating the value of his assets to get loans and deflating the value to avoid taxes. That’s fraud, it’s illegal. This isn’t even the first time he committed fraud it’s the first time he’s being held accountable.

[@TFEWdirk]

​@@freya8133 Like literally EVERYONE does everyday, everywhere. I'd like to buy your house at the tax evaluation please. Oh, you'd prefer to get what the free market says it's worth instead? Fair point. You want a loan against your house? Oh, the bank bases that on market value not tax valuation? Please learn and grow.

[@bobbiefrazer1249]

We already passed a constitutional amendment to solve this problem...

[@tonelocrian]

@2:32 Is the funniest sh*t I've heard all year 😂 OMG