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@alex022303 жыл бұрын
i need it
@proto.t-mechanic.1.0133 жыл бұрын
when scp was in rule 34 - the glory hole. LMAO
@cheesyweezyslay3 жыл бұрын
@@proto.t-mechanic.1.013 '0'
@proto.t-mechanic.1.0133 жыл бұрын
@@cheesyweezyslay what’s that mean?
@jamiesonboulanger14783 жыл бұрын
Yo Why did they not give the alternative universe what they wanted Victory Find a way to send a message stating that their pathogens had killed 95% of the population When in reality it did not
@sivlare34763 жыл бұрын
Imagine making a giant report and just slapping the name "glory hole" on it
@NotTheDragon8373 жыл бұрын
Tiky
@김태환-s2i3 жыл бұрын
Chad research enjoyer
@melchoraquinogasmen93373 жыл бұрын
glory hole sunds like the "you know what" of a girl
@thedevourerofglue91623 жыл бұрын
@@NotTheDragon837 tiky
@Shad0wSnip3d3 жыл бұрын
@@melchoraquinogasmen9337 That’s… basically what a glory hole is.
@gryphon80233 жыл бұрын
Finally an SCP I actually know of. There’s a few of these anomalous “glory holes” in the local gas station.
@Furonanator1393 жыл бұрын
Where do you live Nightvale? lol
@changtaoouyang40673 жыл бұрын
Man.
@kookio42843 жыл бұрын
Something they forgot to mention is that you can actually speak to them if you put your mouth real close to it. You should try it!
@gkarak19963 жыл бұрын
@@kookio4284 it's also for anonymous sandwich enjoyers. If you leave your mouth open near one you will get a sandwich with extra salami in it.
@HelloThere.....3 жыл бұрын
@@gkarak1996 HAHAHA
@harambex47213 жыл бұрын
SCP 1322 Universe: "We will destroy you!!!" SCP Foundation: *sneezes*
@AlishaN-yh5nf3 жыл бұрын
Send covid through to them lol
@hisyam16643 жыл бұрын
@@AlishaN-yh5nf the ebola virus would probably be more effective
@RealNightmarish3 жыл бұрын
@@hisyam1664 instead of medicines they could just have send plague doctor, he is pretty good at curing stuff
@sombodythatyouusedtoknow90463 жыл бұрын
If I were one 05 I would use their world to dispose dangerous anomalies and with a note saying "yeepekayee ( insert Samuel L Jackson favourite word)"
@sombodythatyouusedtoknow90463 жыл бұрын
@@RealNightmarish no, I don't want my favourite scp to be erradicate, better 680 or a piece of the Broken god.
@iainballas3 жыл бұрын
I feel this can be summed up as: SCP 1322: "We will escape containment!" SCP Foundation: "More terrifying anomalies than you have tried and failed."
@fala57643 жыл бұрын
I wonder how they would react if the foundation sent 682 in as revenge
@giuseppenimis80573 жыл бұрын
@@fala5764 682 is too extreme, it could assimilate the wormhole or the technology on the other side and destroy everything ... better send Shy Guy or The statue or The Flesh that Hates
@radiantcat5402 жыл бұрын
Honestly my though after the first 2 attacks was 'why not throw them a couple anomalies to keep them busy'? Like, see how mr advanced physics deals with the lizard
@aDifferentKind_ofHuman2 жыл бұрын
@@giuseppenimis8057 no
@aDifferentKind_ofHuman2 жыл бұрын
@@giuseppenimis8057 yes
@anothertarnishedone59603 жыл бұрын
It was their fault for rejecting biological and medical knowledge. Point is, the SCP Foundation could have ended the war by just throwing some nasty virus through the hole, but they were compassionate and decided to just contain the childish attacks
@redstoneparadox3 жыл бұрын
But they weren't, wiping them out simply wasn't necessary for containment.
@royclark63273 жыл бұрын
They could’ve sneezed in there and ended a whole race
@toafloast18833 жыл бұрын
That was probably the least realistic thing to me. Why wouldn't they want to learn more about a field they have little to know knowledge in?
@monke69123 жыл бұрын
@@toafloast1883 same reason america invest that much in wars isteath of healthcare or make collage better and end homlessnes
@Mikanoes3 жыл бұрын
@@toafloast1883 Ego. I mean, they took offense to being told "The celestial bodies in your universe are different to the ones in ours." Admitting that they sucked at biology would have been beyond them. As was shown by how, instead of working to undo the sterility, they just wanted to pick a fight.
@CamTroid3 жыл бұрын
"Not the one that in the airport bathroom in Minneapolis" That was... oddly specific
@Im_Local3 жыл бұрын
R/oddlyspecific
@ARCCommanderOrar3 жыл бұрын
Was not expecting to hear Minneapolis in a video today
@shak0_yt3 жыл бұрын
And slightly angering towards Minnesotans (me)
@ARCCommanderOrar3 жыл бұрын
@@shak0_yt oh hello fellow Minnesotan.
@Longlivetheenclave3 жыл бұрын
@@ARCCommanderOrar bruh
@jaluahza70023 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, the SCP Foundation did a really good job of not letting those nanobots and pathogens getting outside.
@fearfulsuggestion3 жыл бұрын
Well their middle name is contain
@fuge743 жыл бұрын
yeah, at this point I think they may have failed.
@jaluahza70023 жыл бұрын
@@fuge74 what
@jaydenkiser12513 жыл бұрын
@@jaluahza7002 covid
@rogueascendant66113 жыл бұрын
Joke aside, this SCP is a reenactment of European settlers making contact with the American natives. Except invasion and enslavement, but introduction of disease that the natives wasn't able fight against. Completely decimating the population up to 80-90% mortality rate. This time, the SCP ain't a primitive tribe but a highly advanced civilization that have the technology to back up their strength. It's sad how things gotten like this. Though this situation is pretty much stemmed in which back then before the open idea of deadly pathogen infecting those without strong immunity. If this portal opened up in the late 21st century. The SCP Foundation may have a better procedure in dealing civilization from other worlds. Precautions like potential deadly pathogen to each sides and have better communication.
@lordvader11783 жыл бұрын
It's kinda funny. Whereas the other dimension was using everything it had to destroy the SCP foundation, but were unsuccessful. However, if the Foundation wanted to, they could decimate and wipe out anything and everything in the other dimension without really even trying. They were just more focused on containment rather than neutralization. In other words, the other dimension was to little of a threat.
@sensei40423 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of this the whole time "Damn these advanced inhabitants of another universe sure are weak compared to us"
@randomnobody87133 жыл бұрын
I hope someone makes a tale similar to "all's well that ends hell" but with this other dimension where the foundation just snaps and proceeds to place that entire dimension under new management
@legendaryt-fox6583 жыл бұрын
@Knight 78pgrs why use gods the common flu wiped out ten percent of their population send over a sample of smallpox and they're doomed.
@silverhawkscape26773 жыл бұрын
@Knight 78pgrs The foundation has lots of biological SCPs that even confound them. Sending just those over wipe them out.
@theholyscriptofshrek3 жыл бұрын
Am I allowed to say that I like cows
@DoomedPaladin3 жыл бұрын
SCP-1322 is lucky that the Foundation takes its "protect" part of its name so seriously, since it has all manner of messed up SCPs it could shove through that portal to absolutely end them.
@youneverknow1113 жыл бұрын
like 682 that would be fun
@beanboi53283 жыл бұрын
Right
@brandondartt88582 жыл бұрын
just toss a sample of scp 610 through
@Dumbsourplum2 жыл бұрын
yeah just a single Bad virus, Maybe Just a jar Of Dengue Could just decimate them
@TeRenner1232 жыл бұрын
to be honest that would be an option
@purpleblorb3 жыл бұрын
"Two warring universes" I dont think it counts as a war if only one side is doing the attacking and the other isn't retaliating
@wieldylattice30152 жыл бұрын
It’s more of one side throwing a bunch of random sh*t at the wall hoping it’ll kill the other side, and the other side playing MC Hammer on loop…
@justinalicea15902 жыл бұрын
We have the Cold War, which technically was a war that just never escalated into direct violence. So if we can have a war with no sides trying to directly kill the other, we can call it a war when it is one side.
@purpleblorb2 жыл бұрын
@@justinalicea1590 but both side is still attacking whether through actual fights or espionage.
@MTF_Epsolon-92 жыл бұрын
@@wieldylattice3015 the other side: Random bullgh*t go!
@theenderdestruction23622 жыл бұрын
@@MTF_Epsolon-9 our universe doing that: Other universes: WHAT THE FUUUCKKK AHHHH
@creepynugget66413 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how the foundation isn't even fighting back. They could probably end this at anytime but they just decided that it wouldn't be worth it.
@khodis20023 жыл бұрын
Because it is SCP and not GOC.
@MemeDave3 жыл бұрын
@@khodis2002 Damn
@feosty55263 жыл бұрын
@@khodis2002 well the foundation is wasted resources by containing the threat when they can end it
@khodis20023 жыл бұрын
@@feosty5526 that's the Foundation in the nutshell :)
@feosty55263 жыл бұрын
@@khodis2002 well I guess you're right
@borisindigo55933 жыл бұрын
This is a sad little anomaly. It's one of the those instances where the Foundation reaches out to help with no ulterior motives and it comes back to bite them in the ass. And they can't even fix the situation because the other side won't listen to anything they say anymore.
@Noisycatstephanie3 жыл бұрын
Tbf we dont know that the Foundation had no ulterior motives…
@DesignThinkerer3 жыл бұрын
They 100% knew what they were doing. If the foundation truly wanted to help them, they would have told them how to safely test the vaccine but they didn't. I'm guessing this was the doing of a member of the GOC that infiltrated the team assigned to this SCP.
@dekira35453 жыл бұрын
@@DesignThinkerer or they were being careless
@AmazingAutist3 жыл бұрын
@@DesignThinkerer did you miss the part where they actively rejected medical knowledge? The foundation was honestly trying to help these people.
@Tylerpierre993 жыл бұрын
If the SCP foundation wanted the alternative universe to be wiped out, why not let the flu virus kill them. Why cure it, but make them infertile. You'd just ignore them and let them die.
@SusDoctor3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what we need after NNN
@bartix89513 жыл бұрын
After? No wait let me guess you lost
@wildmike57073 жыл бұрын
🤣
@M7LKM4N3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@readdrawsy47283 жыл бұрын
yes for DDD
@velcheetah5083 жыл бұрын
What's nnn
@MrGreg2423 жыл бұрын
I feel like a quick hit of smallpox, cholerae, or the bubonic plague would decimate SCP-1322-A
@MorokLeviathan3 жыл бұрын
Change "decimate" to "destroy" or "obliterate", the common flu managed to decimate SCP 1322-A even with Foundation help, without any help from the Foundation any disease from Earth would mean the end of their civilization
@AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg3 жыл бұрын
Give them the reptile and then its solved
@KikomochiMendoza3 жыл бұрын
heck give them COVID 19 to wipe them out entirely.
@phoenixchampion72 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they never had crap like that wipe them out in the first place. With a complete lack of biological understanding I'm amazed people in that universe survived as long as they did.
@drawnwithlove34992 жыл бұрын
@@phoenixchampion7 could be they 'didn't' and their population was nearly wiped out before it somehow resurged again in the future. It's funny they're more focused on their research of physics and space because they take such pride in understanding it, but won't receive help about medicine and biology, a threat that's way more likely to kill them.
@botbit56043 жыл бұрын
It amazes me that the hyper advanced civilization acted so violently to the point they tried to use what was likely their most powerful weaponry to destroy the foundation and possibly its home world while the foundation could have walked up, spat through that hole, and killed their entire civilization but didn’t.
@shadowwizardmoneygang694202 жыл бұрын
I don't think that their whole civilisation blamed scp, well not at first atleast
@whitedogblues093 жыл бұрын
"Get your head out of the gutter"... The author knew exactly what he was doing, if people's heads weren't in the gutter (which is a lot of people) they would probably be less inclined to read the article.
@That80sGuy19723 жыл бұрын
Yep... and metaphorically speaking, the name applies. Social blowback, pathogens, shame, strangers, etc... the name applies.
@dragon93723 жыл бұрын
I’m here for the Gloryhole.
@burushifudara3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm your hypothesis
@trollking63153 жыл бұрын
The narrator has no business calling out people like that when 90% of the thumbnails on this channel are giant titted clickbait women.
@That80sGuy19723 жыл бұрын
@@trollking6315 He can tease for comic effect. When I talk to people, I intentionally use suggestive language and call out people for having their mind in the gutter for comedic effect... and pretend I didn't use suggestive language. I also internally laugh harder when they try to explain that how I worded it made it sound dirty while I just look at them as if implying that it's their dirty mind, not how I said it. Head game humor is tight. It's super-easy, barely an inconvenience. **runs past without paying Troll toll to cross the bridge**
@foolishkovane3 жыл бұрын
This is the worst name that could be given to an scp lmao
@Kynatosh3 жыл бұрын
On purpose
@tomrichmond83883 жыл бұрын
What about an anomalous torch made from a tumour like mass that turns the user into a new instance of it Let’s call it the flesh light
@justsomebodyontheinternet90893 жыл бұрын
XD
@calvincoleman3 жыл бұрын
Or.... The best.
@kingofthefunnyguys3 жыл бұрын
It’s the hole Hole
@sylveonchan84603 жыл бұрын
I get the strange feeling that Dr. Bright named it
@michaelj.jackson55923 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@aquaticanimations97893 жыл бұрын
Most likely
@TheUnnamed1983 жыл бұрын
No He Didn't
@doctorpatientmoon3 жыл бұрын
@@TheUnnamed198 amongus
@net285733 жыл бұрын
@@TheUnnamed198 you're pretty sus, probably Bright in disguise.
@DarkFlamesDarkness3 жыл бұрын
I like how they made the portal, initiated contact, helped create & deliver the medication that destroyed them, yet they only blamed the scp organization for their errors. Spending years coming up with ways to attack them rather than better themselves. Definativally humans on the other side. Also one side attacking while the other defends is called bullying. Not war.
@ottle2570 Жыл бұрын
not really bullieing tho, would be bullying if the other side actually cared lmao
@aliveandwellinisrael25073 жыл бұрын
The other universe is lucky that they aren't considered a real threat. After all, the 05s do things like send memetic kill agents to try to eliminate the SCP writers. Imagine if they sent 682 through the wormhole, or perhaps the statue with a picture of the Shy Guy's face stuck to it
@themanwhoapproveseverythin51442 жыл бұрын
Ok the combination of the almighty peanut and a picture of an extreme introvert is a little bit exaggerated
@SspinosS2 жыл бұрын
@@themanwhoapproveseverythin5144 but effective
@wieldylattice30152 жыл бұрын
Roses are red There’s no need to panic But this kill agent was *Made with Memematic*
@saintakins1873 жыл бұрын
The SCP Foundation should really rename SCP-1322 "Glory Hole" to SCP-1322 Multiverse Portal. If they want us to take this seriously without giggling at the obvious dirty joke.
@nicktwolf3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest here. I think the person who came up with this one did it on purpose. How many of these people have to call it a glory hole with a straight face and how many parents have heard their kids talking about glory holes, only to realize it wasn't what they thought it was?
@godemperorletoatreidesii74573 жыл бұрын
Don't take my dirty jokes! Don't make me call my fish speakers 🤣
@metallicanerd133 жыл бұрын
seems a reasonable name since something that seems dangerously entertaining can easily lead to a life time of sickness depending on whos on the other side
@giomations48853 жыл бұрын
Innocents: What Joke?
@periwinkle11363 жыл бұрын
no it's perfect because like having fun with an actual gloryhole, the other dimension got a disease that permanently affected them and they now resent the party that gave it to them.
@callistoamore27693 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but that "get your head out of the gutter" was the most threatening we heard the narrator.
@K1llj8y73 жыл бұрын
I think his name is hunter
@darkpit373 жыл бұрын
Since there's no obvious explanation as to why it's nicknamed "glory hole" I'm going to theorize that it's nicknamed that because of a redacted experiment, If you know what I mean. Dr. Clef, Dr. Bright, you two have twenty four hours to respond before I assume the worst.
@safirinha55823 жыл бұрын
. . .ok. . .one of them definatly put their d!ck in the hole. . .
@xaga87943 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Dr. Bright surely tried it several times
@BRY04023 жыл бұрын
@@xaga8794 lmao
@Kyumifun3 жыл бұрын
Let's just pretend that dr. Bright has send them middle fingger message and nothing else
@TheUnnamed1983 жыл бұрын
This is NOT Dr.Bright There are several reason why we named that SCP _"Glory Hole"_ I can't tell much so solve it yourself.
@AmazingAutist3 жыл бұрын
Foundation should send a message in a nigh-industructible container: "All we have ever tried to do was try to help you, in the hopes that our exchange will give us both knowledge the other has. We did not intend for anything to turn out like this. We were not your enemy; and your hatred, we still are not. We wish you well."
@ultimateqmazing25373 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore how sternly he says “get your head out of the gutter” like someone that’s had to deal with this same joke one too many times.
@andrewclark16453 жыл бұрын
Sees title: I am sickened yet curious
@shizuwolf3 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@Leonan_Brin3 жыл бұрын
Should’ve just sent SCP-682 through the portal, told him it’s an all you can eat buffet
@justinblakeney34663 жыл бұрын
It's big enough to fit a small dog through.
@Leonan_Brin3 жыл бұрын
@@justinblakeney3466 682 is able to change size quickly by growing or shedding mass. It’d find a way, hell they could’ve even sent a picture of 096’s face through the portal and waited for the carnage.
@justinblakeney34663 жыл бұрын
@@Leonan_Brin They only need to turn it to a skeleton once to send it back through, which seems feasible given their level of technology. And if it does best them, it may come back stronger. And there are clever ways they could redirect SCP-096. You'd have to use AI to filter security feeds at a bare minimum.
@Leonan_Brin3 жыл бұрын
@@justinblakeney3466 I think they’d have a tough time coming up with defenses or an AI program while getting slaughtered by the dozens with no knowledge of what’s attacking them or how to stop said attackers. In these scenarios they have no idea what these anomalies are, so they’d at best have to run and try and evaluate them but every time they look at 096 they’d just invoke another attack.
@justinblakeney34663 жыл бұрын
@@Leonan_Brin I'm not one to doubt their automated systems if nano-bot swarms was one of their first methods of attack. It's safer to just keep interactions as non-anomalous as possible.
@torontomarriottblooryorkvi92413 жыл бұрын
Fires a picture of 096 through the wormhole with the message. "Have fun!"
@stevensanchez11923 жыл бұрын
exactly what I was thinking
@haruhifujioka59522 жыл бұрын
Nah just shove 682 in there
@blakethesnake66862 жыл бұрын
096 trying to get through that little hole reminds me of me and your dad last night 😎
@bashguy84482 жыл бұрын
@@blakethesnake6686 wtf
@wieldylattice30152 жыл бұрын
“From Jupiter with love, have this totally inconspicuous robot” -The SCP Foundation
@swosoi17873 жыл бұрын
Y'know. If the scp foundation was more spiteful, they could just flash a picture of the shy guy through the portal or dump anything of the terrible things they have through and see where that leads em'. But I assume retaliation would make our universe lose the moral highground.
@archmagosavagadro54203 жыл бұрын
Or to be extra cruel use it as their keter level trash can. 🗑 and just dump whatever horrible things they don't want to deal with onto the other side.
@robertkovarna82943 жыл бұрын
@@archmagosavagadro5420 Worst case scenario, the alternate dimension contains those threats and learns how to use them to try and fight back at us. Best case scenario, the other dimension loses.
@fordprefect8593 жыл бұрын
since when has the scp foundation had the moral high ground?
@kamewantor45943 жыл бұрын
@@archmagosavagadro5420 you just came up with what COG does. I seen some vid in which they have pocket dimension where they leave all anomalies they can't destroy UPD not pocket, whole parallel dimension
@shiro48333 жыл бұрын
@Ford Prefect it did at least have the moral high ground over an entire planet sending nuclear warheads and nanobots because a breakthrough in medicine caused the birth rate to drop. Do you want the the birth rate to drop or the death rate to skyrocket? To be fair, I live in germany and that is exactly our biggest economic problem, but a vaccine against the common flu? Come on guys! It's not like the nuclear weapons do anything exept reduce gas or electricity cost for the heaters and destroy all other attempts of hurting us, but it's the thought that counts! If we really wanted to f**k them up, we'd put Cain there, but he's a nice dude, so don't you dare SCP! Alternatively: Mirrors against any photon based energy blasts. Theoretically...we could connect the room to a generator and solve all our energy problems and take all nuclear reactors offline asap. They try to destroy us, but our possibilities are endless. Maybe also just drop a note that says:"It's not like you guys are harming us in any way, but if you keep up your childish behavior, we might get the idea that you want war with us. And that would mean, that we would be forced to fight back. And if you give this your all, we might as well. We do have a SCP-684: The hard-to-kill Reptile after all. Also SCP-001: The Scarlet King and the Gate Guardian. As well as SCP-076: Able, SCP-012: A bad Composition, the plague doctor, the shy guy, to name a few. In other words: We will rain hellfire down upon you and throw your incinerated remains down the deepest hole of whatever eldrich horror we may find and have your soul trapped inside the endless limbo that is this jar, leading this cursed existence, neither dead nor alive but worse than both while I listen to your screams in pure joy, then trap your scream in a single moment of time to make it a single, continuous note, make sound-proof boxes for the jars to sit in and open and close the boxes and play your agony as a music instrument. Then I'll write a book about your demise and place it in a certain bookstand to perfectly replicate the most unfortunate fate imaginable. So maybe don't, will yer?"
@issak25552 жыл бұрын
My mother actually had an encounter with an SCP before, I overheard my mother talking about a past job she had with a friend and she told her friend about the anomaly "Glory Hole". shook me to my core after seeing this video
@Human_traain3 жыл бұрын
Damn i love these scientific scp's really explains why we call the scp scientist scientists
@shadowsa2b3 жыл бұрын
Only scientists are called that. D class, overseers, containment specialists, MTF members etc generally arent.
@Human_traain3 жыл бұрын
@@shadowsa2b i phrased it wrong
@kingofthefunnyguys3 жыл бұрын
Lol it’s funny how the residents of 1322-A attack us when we could easily send some scps to kill theme
@Helm113 жыл бұрын
not even that, send some smallpox pneumonia or cholera and they will all die
@kingofthefunnyguys3 жыл бұрын
True
@suum19623 жыл бұрын
Send corona
@gacha_18833 жыл бұрын
Idea on how to eliminate 682: somehow, get all the flesh off it's bones and coat them in that metal that blocks all anomalous properties and abilities, that way they can't regenerate
@NotTheDragon8373 жыл бұрын
It would probably just become immune to anti-anomalous substances
@damnyoutubeyoureallywantam8503 жыл бұрын
If its bones become covered, it will just grow flesh ontop its bones while also making its bones stronger
@odium_chlorite3 жыл бұрын
Ooooo
@Arkx9193 жыл бұрын
The last thing you’d wanna do is Weapon-X the unkillable murder lizard and make it immune to other anomalies.
@That80sGuy19723 жыл бұрын
@Jay Vander Yep, that would make 682 somehow also be made of living metal like Jason from that Friday the 13th in space movie... but far more cool *and* scary. Or, make it far worse by giving 682 the ability to both radiate that stuff's powers while being immune with a touch of having the ability to control such material (or just eat it). But, for some reason, it cannot adapt to being pacified by its usual acid bath storage.
@caliqm21992 жыл бұрын
Foundation was surprisingly merciful here. If it were me,I'd just send a photo of 096 in there.
@sunshineflower22863 жыл бұрын
This isnt even war, it's just a one sided battle. The foundation could easily send a big boi through the glory hole and decimate them. The hole would probably be too little but it will fit.
@aliveandwellinisrael25073 жыл бұрын
They could just send a bit of the flesh that hates or something similar.
@alfonsocyrusjoshua95513 жыл бұрын
@@aliveandwellinisrael2507 it'd have no problems decimating that universe, problem is they might just start trying to get through the hole back with an entire world's worth of materials to work with
@stuffedbrains3 жыл бұрын
Not to act like a twelve year old, but that IS what she said
@blakethesnake66862 жыл бұрын
@@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551 Just get rid of the gloryhole afterwards
@Soulitaris3 жыл бұрын
Alternative Title: The Hole Where Nothing Bad Happens
@TheUnnamed1983 жыл бұрын
Yes Nothing Bad is Happen
@TheSquanchyest3 жыл бұрын
@@TheUnnamed198 DR BRIGHT
@LezbionestHere3 жыл бұрын
"great scp Mr Johnson, but the name.." "whats wrong with glory hole?" "Everything. Every god, damned, thing"
@casualrobingamer5353 жыл бұрын
I don't see problem
@anthonyfanchin11443 жыл бұрын
SCP Foundation: If you think we’re evil, just wait until you meet our variants.
@giomations48853 жыл бұрын
Humans?
@prasunkumar1173 жыл бұрын
GOC
@robertkovarna82943 жыл бұрын
SCP foundation: We would like to introduce you to a version of us from another universe. The SCP foundation with no ethics committee.
@StephenDelRosario7773 жыл бұрын
@@robertkovarna8294 Wait the Foundation has an ethics committee?? That seems a bit sus
I’m shocked the foundation had decided they had enough of the others shit and retaliate. Imagine if they dropped Abel into that universe?
@Vampire009712 жыл бұрын
Why drop Abel? Just drop a picture of the shy guy in there lol
@sorannmw35002 жыл бұрын
i see everyone talk about the shy guy or abel or even the lizard, but this would just be inefficient. the best way would be to send SCP-020 "the unseen mold" or even SCP-610 "the flesh that hates" if they really want them dead
@Zeta-192 жыл бұрын
@@sorannmw3500 008 instead of the flu
@sorannmw35002 жыл бұрын
@@Zeta-19 that's the first thing i had in mind but when i read the scp file again i saw that scp-008 can only be transmitted buy blood or saliva
@ahrifangirl3 жыл бұрын
When reading this SCP article, I got the impression that the foundation was in much less control over the situation than this video seemed to imply. The foundation was struggling as anything they tried to send to the other side was destroyed by lasers, and the stuff the other side was sending was getting harder and harder to contain. There's also a tale called Sic Transit Gloria Mundi, in which the other side successfully destroyed the entire planet earth, leaving the only survivors as astronauts, drifting through space away from where earth used to exist.
@Dumbsourplum2 жыл бұрын
Nah a single Bioweapon Could just decimate them Tbh, Well tbh It could Really just Be done by Throwing a jar of Dengue Mosquitoes through it
@joe312262 жыл бұрын
@@Dumbsourplum for a little spiciness, throw a memetic kill agent across too for instant funny
@OmegaGamer042 жыл бұрын
@@joe31226 Just throw in 682 and be done with it. 682 gets to slaughter a world and the foundation is rid of it.
@GLIEPNIR3 жыл бұрын
... Why do I feel this SCP got its name before Dr. Bright was forbidden from naming SCPs... I mean seriously, this has to be somehow related to Bright xD Man... Props to the Foundation... They were extremely patient with those guys... I feel under normal circumstances they'd send a person infected with some virus or some shait...
@wieldylattice30152 жыл бұрын
so they would have an excuse to play MC Hammer songs on loop Also cmon guys let’s get it to 69 likes! We’re almost there!
@DennisYangI3 жыл бұрын
They should had just ask SCP-049 to cross over and "cure" the the civilization in the other side of SCP-1322 at the end.
@puritychalice3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Hunter say "glory hole" has made my 2022.
@MetalClown02 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is the SCP foundation could easily let out one of their pathogenic scps on that universe and I'd be over pretty quickly
@borgorboi60953 жыл бұрын
I never imagined this day where a very serious and secret organization that handles harmless and world-ending anomalies have an SCP named "The Glory Hole" to come
@mr.cringe87732 жыл бұрын
Simple Jack named it and nobody wanted to do the paperwork to rename it
@shadowsa2b3 жыл бұрын
This is a sad story. The Foundation tried to help, but didnt know all the variables. But even after all of the long ended retaliation (despite offers to make things right), the Foundation still didnt fire back in kind; and they could have, with a considerable anomalous arsenal.
@thomasrico92273 жыл бұрын
Other universe sends through pathogens and laser beams through the wormhole. SCP foundation sends 682 in return
@The_silverblade_station3 жыл бұрын
Pay backs evil isn't it?
@tauceti80603 жыл бұрын
Cant fit
@thomasrico92273 жыл бұрын
@@tauceti8060 with enough force and maybe greasing the sides of the hole im sure 682s adaptive ability would allow it to fit
@blakethesnake66862 жыл бұрын
@@tauceti8060 682 can shrink on command by shedding
@Dumbsourplum2 жыл бұрын
Nah they dont need 682 Just throw inside a jar of Dengue
@iamstickfigure3 жыл бұрын
If only they had used the glory hole for it's intended purpose, everyone would have a good time. They ignored the rule of the glory hole, don't try to talk to the person on the other side.
@DanielLopez-sh2pp2 жыл бұрын
What if someone tries to force you into it?
@RobertoDeMundo3 жыл бұрын
I love how serious he is when he makes jokes
@medical-cyanide15263 жыл бұрын
If I’m completely honest. I’m really surprised they didn’t follow the upmost decontamination procedures. ESPECIALLY after learning the other side had little to no research into medicine. Also once the foundation realized that the other side was capable of actually getting even close to destroy the site and their attempts to seal the portal didn’t work I’m surprised they didn’t try to retaliate
@xaviermartinez48723 жыл бұрын
Usually when I see the word glory hole next to a string of numbers it's usually a longer set of numbers usually 6 digits.
@wheredakeys803 жыл бұрын
Want some sauce?
@lolicon4533 жыл бұрын
Gimme the numbers, Mason
@lilylilylily26753 жыл бұрын
Sauuuccceeeeeeeeee
@darthmaul1973 жыл бұрын
@@lolicon453 the numbers mason, what do they mean?
@dweetsauce85133 жыл бұрын
@@lolicon453 This individual is so well-cultured, making a cod reference in an scp video with a klee profile picture from genshin. 3 cool games and universes
@aoe35533 жыл бұрын
Surprised the foundation didn't retaliate. Good on them.
@stevensanchez11923 жыл бұрын
Honestly, they truly came out being the bigger brains. They could've thrown any horrifying SCP into the universe and it would be two birds with one stone.
@aoe35533 жыл бұрын
@@stevensanchez1192 true. Could've finally been rid of the hard to destroy reptile.
@guydudedudeguy90303 жыл бұрын
@@stevensanchez1192 I feel like it may have been proposed but denied by the ethics committee. That’s my head cannon Atleast, they seem to be able to keep it contained and seeing how it’s an entire civilization and they try not to terminate SCPs to begin with, that’s my reasoning.
@QuestionableAdviser_3 жыл бұрын
@@guydudedudeguy9030 the SCP motto is ironically: "Cold, but not cruel"
@guydudedudeguy90303 жыл бұрын
@@QuestionableAdviser_ I don’t think that’s ironic, I think it’s a good rule of thumb when making decisions with the only options being morally grey options or worse.
@JjayNC8L3 жыл бұрын
10/10 the writer of this article was being totally serious and then got high when it came to naming the SCP x,D
@your_dad_on_vacation3 жыл бұрын
They're like a super technologically advanced renaissance era
@USCanDoBetter2 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the best SCP stories. This isn’t even the most “anomalous” other world, or story. It’s theoretically accurate to what would happen if these two worlds met with those two very different realities could interact.
@thatoneguy61423 жыл бұрын
This war is like chess, the other universe mastered offense, but we mastered defense. An endless stalemate indeed. And I love how they think they will succeed and doesn't know we have 2 reset buttons
@Tuskbumper3 жыл бұрын
Not even that, the Foundation just doesn't bother with retaliation
@vixinitydbz2 жыл бұрын
no, its not a stalemate, they can easily send 682 and tell him its an all you can eat buffet
@thatoneguy61422 жыл бұрын
@@vixinitydbz well yeah, it's not a perfect stalemate, when I said "stalemate" I'm referring to a never ending cycle, maybe the right word is ourobouros cycle.
@Blueninja-xt4ci3 жыл бұрын
The problem was that the other species probably had different biology, which is probably the reason why pregnancies decreased when they took the vaccine. The vaccine we designed for humans are meant for people with our biology, aka other homo sapiens.
@dragon222143 жыл бұрын
And even if close like the video says an entirely different universe laws could be just different enough which is why if our world ever creates universal travel most well say no
@PerfectSouls12 жыл бұрын
From what I understand, vaccines are simply weakened versions of the virus allowing people to build immunity towards it early. In other words, its not that they aren't human, but their immune systems are so underdeveloped that even weakened versions of viruses that babies can handle have side affects for them.
@dr.blockcraft66332 жыл бұрын
@@PerfectSouls1 Not all Vaccines. Live vaccines Do, but There are Vaccines that Contain the Dead virus Too, as Well as The mrna Vaccines now.
@dracovoid20012 жыл бұрын
@@PerfectSouls1 a lot of vaccines have virus so weak that they have to put chemicals in to trigger the immune system in order to get the immune system to take it seriously enough to try to build a resistance to it
@salemcrow50782 жыл бұрын
I feel like there was definitely an oversight somewhere in the process.
@Amarius_Takashi3 жыл бұрын
Who wants to bet that Dr. Bright came up with that name
@WublicIndecency3 жыл бұрын
Dirty name aside, its a really strange thing to consider a universe in which only one science was truly studied.
@danceman61883 жыл бұрын
In the Soviet Union they where much better at Physics but not good at medics and biology
@Milan-jd3he8 ай бұрын
I find this SCP and their exchange with our "universe" hilarious 😂
@nacieton16513 жыл бұрын
SCP-1322: SEND THE MASSES! SCP Foundation: We would like you to reconsider your decision.. Or face unforseen consequences.
@darkenlightmage3 жыл бұрын
Send them SCP-682. It's their problem now.
@Drago-og3bk3 жыл бұрын
i had that in mind no longer our problem anymore
@sebastianmazarakis31373 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: "We would like to give this giant lizard as a sign of the foundation's surrender and as subject for you to experiment with. Hope you enjoy!"
@pmtfmL3 жыл бұрын
One day the foundation is so sick of their shit they throw a picture of 096's face into their world
@shiro48333 жыл бұрын
11:58 in a vacuum, a nuclear weapon only produces heat since the lack of air doesn't allow a shock wave to spread, meaning an actual explosive blast doesn't occur on detonation but rather a heat wave which, considering there was already extreme heat in the chamber, safely contained, wouldn't actually do that much. You're welcome
@DarkNexarius2 жыл бұрын
If the vacuum is like raelly big yes but a small room ?? The gases from the vaporized casing of the nuke alone would be enough to "fill" the room when it explodes.
@jcmahrt51003 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the SCP Foundation didn't mean to do any of that. But at some point they might as well just send SCP-682 through it seeing as that universe was the one who started it all, then they ended up starting a war when they could've just asked for at least a concept of medical knowledge.
@silverhawkscape26773 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it was reckless of the foundation to not have sterilized those containers. Even if unintentional, it still wiped out 10% of their population.
@LylaDagger3 жыл бұрын
@@silverhawkscape2677 Especially after being told they had little to no biological knowledge.
@justinalicea15903 жыл бұрын
Counterpoint to the comments: washing your hands only became a part of healthcare guidelines in the 1980s, a decade after the virus was spread to that other universe. Only surgeons became interested in washing their hands earlier, 1870s.
@marysue96612 жыл бұрын
@@silverhawkscape2677 If you read on the wiki, it was actually 0.1% that died (if it hasn't been altered in the meantime)
@ireneparkin33603 жыл бұрын
Anyone else laugh within the first 45 seconds like I did. I can't keep a straight face.
@medicore694 Жыл бұрын
it would’ve been a really funny prank if the SCP foundation sent a picture of 096 through the portal
@wieldylattice30152 жыл бұрын
The tank at the end killed me. After years of unprovoked attack the foundation finally said “YOU’VE YEED YOUR LAST HA”
@MegamonK173 жыл бұрын
This has to be a joke ain't no way someone named this the "glory hole" 😂🤣😂🤣
@CamTroid3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes a questionable name is enough to catch your eye when looking through the article titles on the wiki. There's one called "The Gayest Man Alive"
@GLIEPNIR3 жыл бұрын
I mean... We're talking about a place with individuals such as Doctor Bright... That alone is enough to get an idea of how such a name is possible xD
@nicktwolf3 жыл бұрын
@@CamTroid And he's not even gay.
@cain_69th3 жыл бұрын
@@nicktwolf Gay /ɡā/ (Adjective) To describe a homosexual person (Noun) Lighthearted and carefree There are a couple of ways to use gay in a sentence my friend
@haloinfiniteisagoodgame11633 жыл бұрын
@@nicktwolf remember when being gay was illegal well it turned out that gay also meant happy so being gay was completely legal, being homosexual was not, its even in some famous poetry from the time - paraphrasing my english teacher
@XbrokenXXemoXXgirlX3 жыл бұрын
How did the other universe know that the SCP foundation wasn’t destroyed after the nuke? If we weren’t sending anything in their way, how did they know we were even still alive???
@OlaftheGreat2 жыл бұрын
I've heard this one before, perhaps on a different channel, but regardless of how it has been told, it is still a very sad story of how good intentions turned to tragedy and futility.
@chelonianmobile3 жыл бұрын
"Quit throwing your crud into our dimension." The Simpsons truly has a quote for everything.
@SetoKaiba_Corp3 жыл бұрын
I love how he spreads out the words when he says “get your head out of the gutter” it makes it so much funnier
@rovingut51713 жыл бұрын
That's a strategy that the foundation, naming their SCPs in a way that we can't take seriously, so that we keep not believing they exist. (Yes I'm kinda high, you might have a stroke trying to read that.)
@tracythomas47003 жыл бұрын
Big brain time
@newmoonwithface3 жыл бұрын
watching scp videos high either sounds like a horrible or great idea
@Yokai071163 жыл бұрын
if they want war, just sent a picture of dangerous SCP to their world
@The_silverblade_station3 жыл бұрын
Shy guy looks kinda hungry maybe he wants s.c.p.s to eat
@victore83423 жыл бұрын
I clicked so damn fast with that title lmao 🤣🤣
@misobi1003 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the video to start off with “By now, we are all familiar with glory holes.” when I heard the intro and read the title.
@duckc0ck563 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an anomaly thinking i would be one of the most cool things to exist and expect to have a badass name and it gets *glory hole*
@tomrichmond83883 жыл бұрын
The foundation have better morals than 1322-a The foundation could of sent an instance of 610 or a picture of 096 or a sample of 008 Or 173 Edit: I forgot about 008 Edit2: thanks @alive and well in Israel. I forgot that one
@justinblakeney34663 жыл бұрын
Then they could send photos back when it's not expected.
@if77233 жыл бұрын
@@justinblakeney3466 oh no, whatever will the foundation do about the thing its prepared for.
@justinblakeney34663 жыл бұрын
@@if7723 You can't obstruct personnel vision without heightening the risk presented by other dangers. This is why you'd be a D-Class.
@if77233 жыл бұрын
@@justinblakeney3466 they literally filled it with concrete at one point. You think it would be so complicated to have information relayed by sensors that don't depict exact images when they sent that through themselves?
@justinblakeney34663 жыл бұрын
@@if7723 The sensors themselves may be destroyed, they previously demolished the entire facility. Just because they built it again better than before doesn't mean it can't happen again. From there, they have advanced nano-bots that can definitely carry photos. And don't tell me they can't top what they've already done, because the Foundation can't even get a single surveillance drone in to verify anything.
@NinjaCman13 жыл бұрын
When the video reached the halfway point, I knew exactly what this SCP was. Horrifying to think that a normal flu in our universe could be a deadly disease in another. And vice versa. Day 123 of asking the O5 to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.
@alannasarafat99383 жыл бұрын
they should send unkillable lizard to that wormhole, or other dangerous SCP that have no power to go back to our dimension.
@AnymMusic2 жыл бұрын
whatever Junior Researcher got the privilege of naming this one must've had a blast
@billy910113 жыл бұрын
They should send SCP-682 through the wormhole and tell him to have fun
@geardog243 жыл бұрын
Here's a great idea. Let's send 682 through the Glory Hole. Happy ending.
@tauceti80603 жыл бұрын
Thats plain evil
@randomnobody87133 жыл бұрын
also 682: proceeds to walk back in
@danielkorladis78693 жыл бұрын
@@randomnobody8713 yeah, but then he's just back in a containment chamber
@prospybintrappin3 жыл бұрын
@@randomnobody8713 In a containment chamber it cant kill anyone. In this alternate universe It has a smorgasbord of life take kill
@Noobmaster-ch7hr3 жыл бұрын
Now that's some good naming from the Scp folks
@sunshineflower22863 жыл бұрын
Do believe there's quite a lot of these anomalous "glory holes" out there and is being used quite often.
@DogManWes27902 жыл бұрын
3:22 I bet whoever was animating that had a lot of fun 😏
@usti19663 жыл бұрын
I had this pop into my notifications while showing someone a meme.
@zeusdemi68583 жыл бұрын
I never got the idea in sci-fi that a civilization could have technology that was leaps and bounds ahead of our own, but then they lack even medical ideas we've had since the 1800's. And their disinterst in medicine doesn't make any sense either, curiosity comes about through evolution, and it's not like it can just be aimed at one particular field, some people on the plant should've been interested in biology, at least from a humanitarian point of view if nothing else.
@B0wtieguy3 жыл бұрын
I assume this SCP is used as a pickup line among SCP Personnel…
@Kami-mk7tu3 жыл бұрын
I'm almost sure Dr. Bright named this SCP.
@mark1v2.083 жыл бұрын
Them: "We will get revenge, I promise you-" Dr Bright: "So anyways I then *dropped a sample of SCP-008 into the hole."*
@joe312262 жыл бұрын
oops
@zappyapp Жыл бұрын
As soon as I read the title my mind immediately went "Ugh, time to check the comments."
@beansoos74123 жыл бұрын
I love entering The Glory Hole
@MemeDave3 жыл бұрын
😳📸
@doctorpatientmoon3 жыл бұрын
💀📸
@michaelj.jackson55923 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁📸
@sleepyperson303 жыл бұрын
I was not the only one who thought of something else right? RIGHT?
@michaelj.jackson55923 жыл бұрын
YEP
@AZ-qj4xx3 жыл бұрын
Why don't they just send off SCP 682 or SCP 096 to the other universe and let them deal with it? xD
@dreamypupper40803 жыл бұрын
*the ethics committee would like to know your location*
@AZ-qj4xx3 жыл бұрын
@@dreamypupper4080 :O
@TheUnnamed1983 жыл бұрын
We Assume That SCP - 682 and SCP - 096 Won't Give A Shit But It Could Be A Great Idea. - Dr. Bright
@anarchistz41332 жыл бұрын
SCP foundation are being very friendly given the fact that they could just toss them a photo of SCP-096's face...
@shiro48333 жыл бұрын
12:41 a gas, turning solid would not expand. Quite the opposite is actually the case, since the molecules are moving more closely together. Therefore, no strain gets put on the room but rather seals the hole. Again, no damage is dealt. You're welcome
@gandalfthegun75272 жыл бұрын
It was an unidentified substance from another universe. Substances from another universe won't necessarily obey the same rules as substances from ours
@shiro48332 жыл бұрын
@@gandalfthegun7527 that logic would make sending letters into other universes impossible. Who's to say the paper won't turn liquid and the ink gaseous? It would also make sending humans to other universes impossible. Who's to say your bones don't turn gaseous or your flesh wouldn't just melt. Drones or nanotechnologie, which they did send over there, who is to say that parts of it would still work. All forces have a counterforce. Your gravity influences the gravity of earth exactly the way earth influences yours. So if you were extremely heavy by our standards but could live in the other universe and you were to cross over, you'd be crushed. Yet nothing of that matter is recorded in said SCP's file. It's safe to say that we do very much know the physics of both worlds. Also, if the people from both worlds exchanged science, the foundation would barely have continued that deal if it only worked on one side of the portal and was lethal or potentially annomalous on the other
@gandalfthegun75272 жыл бұрын
@@shiro4833 just because one thing works differently does not mean everything would mate. its fiction. about weird things that defy the laws of physics and reality. I was just pointing out that your point doesn't apply in a universe like this. irl yes sure. but not in a universe where a giant lizard can be atomized but still comes back
@shiro48332 жыл бұрын
@@gandalfthegun7527 it is literally an anomaly. An anomaly is a single thing that can't be explained by the laws of science. SCP-682 for example therefore is an exception to the rule. It's the SCP Foundations job to contain said anomalies and catalog them, as in describing what exactly is anomalous about them. If the laws of physics would not apply on the other side of the portal, it would have been stated in the file. But it hasn't. You can't bring the "It's magic" argument here since the anomaly system is pretty clearly defined, which is what we in writing call a hard magic system. Anomalies follow the laws of physics until otherwise stated in the file. Say you have an anomalous stone. The file states that it is indestructible. If that's it, it behaves like a normal stone, flies like one if you throw it, has the same weight, but it is indestructible. The laws of physics apply exept if the file says they don't. That's what makes it anomalous.
@gandalfthegun75272 жыл бұрын
@@shiro4833 I never said the laws of physics don't apply through the portal. the gas may be an anomaly in of itself that originates on the other side. it faded before they could get a sample and study it. hence why it wasn't classified as a separate one. I didn't mean everything in that universe was completely different. just that gas