SCP-3199 Humans, Refuted (SCP Animation)

[@Dylanraptor]

3199: *puking up eggs* The scientist watching it: No amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok.

[@ae3464]

Lol im dyinggg

[@sleepy_iola3178]

pfffff hahahahaha

[@aprilyoung1600]

Hmmm, N A M E K I A N S

[@freakgames5906]

I'd put a egg in my own mouth and puke it up to show dominance

[@Mostly._.Human_drawz]

Cccffffff hahahahahahaha 🤣😭

[@melon_boi5872]

"What is a man but a featherless chicken?" "BEHOLD, A MAN" *SCP-3199 screech*

[@real10002]

I can see you also graduated from the Sam o'nella academy.

[@damondgreen2239]

And it has a little chimpanzee in it as well for some weird reason that God would burn us for if we told!

[@lve_raven641]

@Watto You Deserve 2020 Salmonella Joke medal

[@kyleawesome8731]

Why is this for kids?

[@tmsgaming5998]

no diogenes stop

[@diamondmetal3062]

Diogenes: “What would you define a human as?” Plato: “Hmm... A featherless biped?” Diogenes: *holding a plucked chicken* “Behold! Man!”

[@LazyAndFabulous]

The origin

[@moa9188]

So that makes us trexs.... ok

[@kingdonut8272]

You know, I kinda think that's actually where this SCP came from.

[@Ajoule01]

is that a Sam O'Nella reference? :O

[@13Rats]

*Sam O'nella intensifies*

[@Gigglingchild888]

I just love how he just says the most violent and mutilating stuff in such a calm voice.

[@sorcererberoll4641]

Was found in Ireland Complete bald Screaming like a banshee So just a Irishman then

[@DraqonfruitYT]

Sorcerer Beroll I’m wheezing

[@chrismakescrappyvideos4715]

couldn't have been, there was no whisky with it.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Jesus

[@porndkslaflj]

Fuck it I'm Irish I'll give you an insult. Your dead in the brain or your stupid

[@vladimirlenin876]

Yes

[@Araneus21]

this SCP is what happens when one puts a human, chicken and a chimp into the Clockworks machine and sets it on fine

[@HuneeBruh]

Or 1-1

[@alkaupadhyay7650]

I think that is what happened. A killing machine

[@androidmk5987]

Don't forget about an oyster

[@gloriav943]

My Dad ARE YOU WINNING SON? Me BABY MORE I WANT TO SEE IT wait..... uh oh

[@nixien1496]

I do appreciate that a method of actually destroying these things was written into the article too often writers want to go with "no nothing works they are indestructible."

[@Jisawesomeletter]

I agree

[@lemone630]

SCP 3199: *Spits out egg* Also SCP 3199: *Terraria noises*

[@anikamiah6731]

Wall of Flesh: *_FINALLY,_* *_A_* *_WORTHY_* *_OPPONENT!_*

[@W1KTORious]

PUKE PISSRON

[@tuturuuuwu1151]

"Hooked them up with the best night vision hardware" and still uses flashlight.

[@ahyesname5978]

fIrSt WaAaA

[@arjundurante4179]

:/

[@suserano7566]

Horror is not horror without flashlights

[@williamcook9936]

Still have to use flashlights with night vision. they just use infrared flashlights so if you aren’t wearing night vision it’s still pitch black but it works like a flashlight for them.

[@tuturuuuwu1151]

@@williamcook9936 ow i see so that's how it is. I thought they were using normal flashlight that would've hurt their eyes.

[@Sans-df9gd]

5:19 if you ever feel useless remember that this person with nightvision used a flashlight

[@fgfh678]

IR flashlight?

[@Argonwolfproject]

@@fgfh678 Either that or there's not enough normal light even for night-vision.

[@rajkalyansamu4774]

That's my everyday life bruh

[@A_RiftedANT]

Haha

[@FIRE_STORMFOX-3692]

XD

[@capitalcoffee7514]

SCP-3199: *Lays an egg* The foundation: "Welcome to the hydraulic press channel!"

[@M3sierr]

HowToBasic: Hello

[@vieniel16feb2009]

LOL XD

[@MrZPaule]

"So here ve hav an SCP-3199. It is very dangerous - so ve must deal vith him!" *Engages hydraulic press*

[@g_ato1978]

@@MrZPaule *Egg almost cracks* "Ah that's allota damage!"

[@crimson774wprincess2]

Wut

[@septic.1s]

This is far by probably one of the scariest SCP's Ive seen, the way its shaped. Its so terrifying. I would never want to be near something as dangerous as this.

[@skasis1826]

Everyone: *stares at McDonald’s* McDonald’s making chicken nuggets: *what?*

[@100sergioaguilar]

XD

[@cristhegamer7572]

3199: *Behind the McDonald’s worker*

[@s0.diviine]

Oh no

[@firestorm8265]

Me eating the nuggets: *WHAT*

[@perlaquintana7039]

It’s been so long when we did not know that Mc Donald made chicken nuggets with scp 3199

[@alexanderchippel]

This whole SCP is a reference to Plato calling humans "Featherless Bipeds" and Diogenes bringing a plucked, dead chicken to one of his lectures and saying "Behold! Man!" and throwing it at him.

[@Emper0rH0rde]

It's cool when SCPs are based on something in history or mythology. I'm half-convinced SCP-231 is a reference to the Ursula K. Le Guin short story titled 'The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas.'

[@Malphas87]

thats actually pretty fucking funny

[@GeoSY]

*Whats up fuckers. Look at this person I found isn’t it such a human? Wow what a guy*

[@huntergoldch]

Itz a Chicken

[@PotedePepes]

i thought they were a reference to the ghasts from Lovecraft

[@mariaponce6217]

Everybody gangsta until the oversized chicken starts screaming

[@CKzoidYT]

Mr kfc after finding scp 3199 : now this puts a smile on my face

[@Yellowmobliegamernazuthenaxu]

Good idea lololp Bad plan

[@goc19777]

Lol

[@weebstrangler1193]

@@CKzoidYT *ITS FINGER LIKKIN GOOD*

[@CKzoidYT]

@@weebstrangler1193 mmmmm over sized chicken that makes babys in seconds that will grow up fast STONKS

[@_sharkdev_]

I like the uses of terraria sound effects, they fit well

[@nathanvankoughnett6744]

It is human, after all Plato described a man as a “Featherless Biped”

[@andyhow3963]

Hahhaha.. this was probably the. Reference for it

[@pumathrine4201]

Yay history!

[@milktea7949]

oh hello sam o' nella

[@RedHorizonz]

BEHOLD! A MAN!!!

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@milktea7949 Plato exists outside of Sam O'Nella you know?

[@s.bekooy3773]

This whole thing is just the embodiment of “me and the boys at 3am looking for *beans* “

[@IcedTeaFTW]

Elaborate

[@oriondool1525]

Beans?

[@EndercakeTheMessenger]

DONT BRING MEMES TO SERIOUS SUBJECTS

[@the_natza]

*🅱️EANS*

[@the_natza]

@Superrobloxman2562 or Mista 2562 You wouldn't get it

[@zvir7493]

Plato: Humans are nothing but featherless bipeds Diogenes: I see your featherless biped, and I raise you this human *presents 3199*

[@jader4935]

Now we know the TRUE origin of 3199

[@melissaboeboe2433]

Thomas the train

[@uniconwizardsb1122]

:)

[@Maddjocks]

As an irish person i can confirm that these are just little kids playing on the road at night

[@joebidengames]

Yes.

[@theonering2966]

That lay eggs and are kill people

[@junminh5793]

@@theonering2966 bro, the adults kill elephants and give birth

[@carlosgonzalez6442]

Omega-19: "Equip with nightvision" Also Omega-19: "Uses a flashlight"

[@llamamaid4798]

Lmao

[@artg556]

logic

[@jan7996]

Well it depends how bright the enviroment is. A little flash and your nightvison is fucked

[@iwanmustafa27]

@@jan7996 lol

[@AJ-sx3lc]

jan matjasic why swear

[@xogdo5260]

I feel like this SCP is a reference to the chicken Diogenes plucked and handed to Plato's Academy saying "Behold! I've brought you a man!".

[@explosivemuffin795]

It makes sense! I just taught of it that way

[@nohumor7702]

I didn't

[@eesaeugenio2103]

More chicken

[@Phoebe5448]

Diogenes, Refuted.

[@oksobasicallyimonkey5804]

“After reports of an unidentified bald creature crying like a banshee” wait how did you know it was me?

[@XxXShevampXxX]

😂😂

[@nirnayjain4989]

Looooooolllllll

[@Caligtag]

*UNSERT INTENSE LE DUN DUN DUN SOUND EFFECT HERE*

[@dogofwisdom1398]

“An on that farm he had a *DEMONIC CHICKEN HUMAN* “

[@y5fireflyschannel384]

This is a good way to make a song called The scp foundation has a base EIEIOOO And on that base is

[@jaysamudio122]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@dogofwisdom1398]

@@y5fireflyschannel384 a peanut that snaps your neck

[@y5fireflyschannel384]

@@dogofwisdom1398 That's a good wisdom

[@LogangamesGG]

XD

[@taffytalks989]

I hope you get to do SCP-239, the Witch Child, especially with her incident

[@Garf-ib1yi]

Can I have a explanation of this scp? Thx

[@twicepilled]

@@Garf-ib1yi same

[@chrvsalism2102]

Garf 1101 it’s basically a girl how whatever she imagines becomes true. Dr clef tried to kill her but then she was warned by other scientists because she turned them into her “friends”. Kondraki was a Dr that tried to stop clef

[@awesomeabomination2146]

@@chrvsalism2102 well, someone please snipe her, I am scared

[@bot_qwerty1515]

Reality bender child made to believe she’s a witch, dr clef aka ukulele man, father of lies or satan or whatever y’all call him reeeaaallly wants to kill her

[@creepystonex]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" *to eat humans alive*

[@marapudane3902]

Its ai subside joke

[@junkehhjeb8277]

Good one

[@junkehhjeb8277]

Funny but deadly

[@youcheatedsonofagun2857]

hahahahahahaaha

[@nighthawk7667]

So it can go on the other side

[@kingcookie9777]

Im pretty sure the rubber himself is a scp

[@pinking1942]

your right

[@pinking1942]

rubber man

[@pinking1942]

scp393

[@xyqueenfayealumbro2843]

@@pinking1942 there is already scp 393...

[@dodolord5733]

Scp999-j9

[@g00dbunny]

this was one of the first scps i was introduced to. in fact, LITERALLY this video. thanks rubber

[@Life-vt8yi]

A farmer liked his animals a little too much

[@halfapatty2153]

MY GOD

[@Astro-un3fe]

Hmm Cross breeding

[@chickennugget315]

*Old Macdonald sure was getting busy with the chicks.*

[@enriquekenziero514]

Oh, nooo, chicky.. 🥵🥵💦

[@jubayeralam8358]

Lol

[@JonathanHernandez-sm7nq]

The rubber: “but doctor Watt said-“ Me: “doctor what?” The rubber: “yeah that’s what I said”

[@I_Stole_Your_Toast]

Doctor Who?

[@kemma26]

I don’t get it...

[@radioactiveteleportation3459]

this an entertaining conversation

[@Srinkbuttfart]

You had 69 likes Not anymore

[@JonathanHernandez-sm7nq]

SCP - 049 hahaha

[@yagogarinmartinez3362]

waiting for a non deadly SCP that is fueled by kindness... but in the end... i like anything u do rubber boi

[@karpsushi8623]

SCP 999.

[@ubermenschnuts81]

999 is my boi

[@godlymemes5384]

Scp-049 but the opposite

[@oiltoast3723]

Scp-999 isn't fuled by kindness it just kind.

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

@@godlymemes5384 SCP 049 J

[@andinochi1825]

Imagine a show that introduces a new scp in each episode there would be thousands of episodes

[@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927]

Imagine an x-files style scp show. Imagine how much more and episodes one could get out of it.

[@Satan-nw4lv]

0:07 rare footage of you running to your room after turning the lights off downstairs

[@liguow]

I too, have MTF as parents and get shot by them and kill them and lay eggs from my mouth

[@sambayer8503]

I agree

[@fireyusuffan326]

@@liguow Hey same here

[@ninjagod173scp8]

Same I want up to my room when I turn off the lights in living room

[@helloperson9445]

Yep, until I go back with a flashlight because I forgot my pizza rolls

[@rapture_bishop]

Video: One of the most disgusting and disturbing SCP's Me: "hehe Terraria SFX"

[@rantarowasherefb8486]

WHERE MUST THEE NOISE BE

[@islandprincess714]

TIMESTAMPS TIMESTAMPS!

[@catmananimation2974]

STOP, EVERYONE’S ALREADY DEAD!

[@zabijakajohn]

.

[@phuongle1736]

when your mana is full

[@jackiematanza2791]

Mom: play with the neighbor's kid The neighbor's kid:

[@Golden-kb1ny]

Yep

[@adrenaline3326]

i really dont get this joke

[@beansacc3704]

Heh

[@tanker8358]

@@adrenaline3326 Then you did not grow up like we did

[@tanker8358]

@The One and Only there saying the neiber kid is weird

[@Fandom_Weirdo]

So, after i watched this a few more times, I realized something and this is my theory. What if someone was trying to create a new dominant species to something similar to humans but ended up creating SCP-1399? That would be very interesting.

[@Ruby_kit234]

Klll

[@gabork5055]

It would make sense if 'The Aristocrats' made this. Infinite food for them so in their eyes it's a species 'superior' to humans. The quote: 'Open when we are pure...' And it's just all around something disgusting, something they would probably do as it would be really in character for them.

[@kieranmcginley1262]

Me who lives in Ireland, and has farmers who are my grandparents *Hol up*

[@alexlucian9427]

Lol

[@ricflairintheair]

yo how is this not on trending

[@iliveforsergals8329]

I'm also irish

[@abgnuar8649]

I fried all the chicken egg haha ok i not funny

[@b0r1ng25]

abg nuar the last part was funny lol

[@LillianGraceFullofficial]

This scp looks like a realy mad peace of chicken. scp: YOU EAT ME I EAT YOU

[@diabolusabinfernum3461]

S-C-Ps! SCPs! Gotta contain ‘em all!

[@wheatley7083]

Styx M. A. Yu XD

[@juliangonzalez2367]

Scp is here for the chickens revenge

[@LaphyTaphyCreation]

Hahaha 🤣😂

[@ned3273]

Yeah XD

[@wolfhook608]

Imagine Dr. Watt. Someone tries calling him then a breach appears: *"Dr..-- What?!"* Dr. Watt: *You called?*

[@Renosen]

"Sorry man, cant hear ya, get a better mic tommorow

[@Cartoon-Guerro]

It was at 111 likes then 4 people liked it also XD

[@sarinafraire6482]

What

[@paladinsam8093]

I was about post this kind of comment but i had to help and became tires and went to bed. sad

[@nguntethang]

Wow, the chicken we were gonna eat tonight escaped. Damn it

[@cristianduron4741]

Plato:"Man is an upright featherless biped..." Diogenes:

[@wyattwebb6963]

Beat me to it

[@majorsnowowl2898]

Smell ya later, deliberator

[@justsomeguyhidinginthecomm8167]

"BEHOLD,A MAN"

[@thatbumkid_6161]

The Rubber should be a safe scp who helps the foundation

[@Soredli]

No its better as thaumiel (edit: if you dont know what thaumiel class scp is its it's basically hard to contain but helps the foundation like scp 3000 its a giant eeeeeel that gives amnesia they use scp 3000 to get amnesia for testing

[@C-o.o.k.i.e]

@@Soredli yes

[@TheBestGrapefruitGuy]

Actually that would give him a thaumiel classification.

[@huskygamer6426]

SCP IS NOT REAL it is a collaborative writing project that is not for kids it has its own wiki called SCP wiki

[@thatbumkid_6161]

Ooo I never knew about thaumiel. Thanks for explaining guys🙏

[@EyeOfBonus]

1:47 Haha! You thought you could’ve used a terraria sound effect without anyone noticing, but I did!

[@EyeOfBonus]

Robinson Papo Nah, the sound effect is from Wall of Flesh

[@duel9865]

how to summon SCP-3199 Just throw a guide voodoo doll in lava

[@juliomcplumpusrich]

Duel 98 and make sure ur guide is living

[@miguelhuck5831]

ME TOO

[@SuperHorizon302]

There are more

[@FalconKalinius]

Two years later and I remember watching this video the day it came out. Haven’t watched The Rubber since but this is nostalgic.

[@silvius1798]

SCP foundation: "This SCP is highly dangerous and reproduces very quickly" KFC: "Yeah... I'll take all of them"

[@stephenmcconkey4578]

Why did nobody reply to this good comment?

[@thestopmotionanimator9746]

Ikr

[@BruhDot]

New scp legs, comes in 3 sizes! Only 6.99!

[@BruhDot]

DerpCake 67, would you buy ‘em?

[@kyuu12345]

Oh

[@Brunoki22]

Imagine putting one instance of 3199 in 096 cell. Every time they would look at their face, they would be killed, leaving behind an egg. When that egg hatches, the hatchling would be born and they would eventually look at 096's face as well and soon be killed, leaving behind another egg. It's would be a never ending pointless cycle.

[@darthvader7535]

ur iq is high

[@artix4429]

What if 096 kills all of them fast enough, before they lay an egg.

[@Brunoki22]

@@artix4429 I don’t think that’s possible. They always have an egg inside their body no matter what. Even before hatching from the egg they are in.

[@artix4429]

@@Brunoki22 hmm.. you got a point.

[@chonkos]

@@Brunoki22 scp 96 could stomp on the eggs, probably not on purpose tho

[@MonkeyDBaby69]

This SCP stuff could be a great spin off show.

[@crispychips7161]

IKR

[@soidester1162]

Yeah like every episode is a another SCP, that’d be pretty cool ngl

[@vonrickmckenzie6803]

Gusi

[@vonrickmckenzie6803]

System is ke9 ieo Dieu jdid uei is kwo

[@vonrickmckenzie6803]

Ghhh

[@Marleys4]

3199: **Lays an Egg** HowToBasic: *Allow us to Introduce Ourselves*

[@casdj906]

Therapist: "What is the most thing you feared after coming out of the studio for 30 years?'" Boris:"Human Chickens."

[@Rayitolaser569]

Batim joke?

[@jurajgjerek6568]

Well isn't this lovely to hear when you live in Ireland.

[@Tysnack]

😂😂😂

[@whyns]

spooky uncooked chicken walking around

[@mick1157]

I hope it doesn't come for me

[@cndkslayer9262]

Its not real thi

[@space_sam7347]

CNDK SLAYER y/wooosh

[@RedStride27]

Chicken: Honey I think he looks beautiful! Chimpanzee: He looks like a champ! SCP-3199: ARGGRAGRARGAHAH

[@skillissue5954]

Made me laugh congrats

[@Scp--ru9bk]

**UNHOLY SCREECHING**

[@augustinewahlstrom8753]

Underrated

[@dergbfrgdbrdg3295]

You mean C H I M P

[@fatesalt7413]

"Kill me I'm in so much pain!"

[@trippycoolio3608]

3199 looks like those models of people that scientists use to show what gamers look like in a hundred years

[@containedcolton6676]

“Mom can we get KFC?” “No we already have KFC at home.” *KFC at home*

[@samuraicheems9504]

“Mom can we get a Chicken?” “No we already have a chicken at home” *Chicken at home*

[@ethanlee56]

What the (bleep)

[@emerycgaming8292]

Lol

[@motorized_butter1287]

I actually said “nooooooo” out loud to this 🤣

[@unlikelyguy3188]

Delicious finally some good food

[@jochisvoice458]

“Look at all dos gickens” - Worlds youngest zoologists.

[@lamp2210]

Highlighting is youtube showing you where the comment you made is, pinning is the youtuber pinning your comment

[@FreddyFredrickFazbearthellljr]

@@lamp2210 what does that have to do with thid

[@stevehechanova4998]

Pin me

[@dramtt3904]

hey do you know what song does he use in 0:26?

[@jochisvoice458]

magazine crunch the same song he uses in literally every video

[@uniconwizardsb1122]

Pluto’s definition of human: “featherless biped” Diogenes: *laughing in SCP

[@yee9222]

Did you learn that from Sam O Nella

[@shad0w604]

sam o nella with his featheless chiken

[@uniconwizardsb1122]

Aw, what gave it away?

[@CreepyFrawley]

I love Sam o'nella academy

[@smileguyanimations8776]

“An unidentified bald creature crying like a banshee in Ireland” Oh don’t worry guys that just jacksepticeye

[@salmarfrig]

Yo this dude was classified as keter on my birthday

[@bone6435]

HAPPY BDAY

[@ShadmanHamzah]

That's a cool coincidence. Are you a Keter Class SCP?

[@aliabboud1374]

@@bone6435 Why are you saying to him happy birthday? Today isn't his birthday, it is after like 10 or 9 months

[@mitchpenguin2197]

your 3 years old???????????????????

[@YotaLC-wo6qf]

I_PinkZ he said birthday, not birth year.

[@kalliope5088]

Mother: so, how is my baby? Doctor, who is looking at the scan of the embryo in her belly: *sweats nervously*

[@weebstrangler1193]

*DOCTAR* : CALLS KFC

[@brando348inactive]

Ace Zheng *40 seconds ago*

[@xxunoriginal_edgy_namexx859]

SCP, OPEN UP!

[@iyayiezomo5796]

I don't know why but I love how you say "I'm the rubber" 😂

[@anthropos366]

The first time I heard him say that I thought to myself "why hasn't the foundation locked this rubber man up?"

[@OliTheOlishi]

@@anthropos366 Lol

[@animuchan6136]

gay

[@The-JaxBro]

Huh

[@JakeTheTankmaster]

Sus

[@mrfn-wb1cw]

This is the scp that got me into SCPs and it was the first one I watched as well, which also gave me nightmares for a month

[@noneofjobussines]

The strongest weakness against scp 3199’s egg is how to basic

[@alieffauzanrizky7202]

*3199 hatches* why do i hear boss music?

[@BVK.]

_yEs_

[@genalynvalentino8588]

Lol XD

[@sayhanahmed4527]

*all hail the mighty saviour of our world*

[@celesteayala8944]

*baby hatches* haha I am alive and no one can stop meeeeeeee *jojo golden wind theme plays* Baby: save meee

[@jazzy6878]

*i can already tell this is going to scare the heck out of me-*

[@khalidjojo]

X how do you use your powers

[@stunnedfish8853]

same-

[@leahandbacon]

h e l l o-

[@landsbergnascimento3008]

no-

[@clawdoo]

its not as scary when a marshmallow dude is narrating it

[@rikudakumiho3590]

"A featherless,merciless anti-vax fellas" -I forgot his name

[@The_True_Mx_Pink]

Kevin

[@enemyguard5740]

KFC

[@lillyannbyrne3395]

(4:46) This thing was discovered in Ireland?! You’re telling me I could be going on a stroll and this chicken thing could jump out at me!? Damn it!

[@omehaARCHIVED]

Nah, it’s a casual child of ireland

[@lillyannbyrne3395]

@@omehaARCHIVED 😂

[@keith0keith01]

Therapist: chicken titan is not real he can’t hurt you Chicken titan:

[@axea4554]

Hello

[@noodlegod2797]

Perfect description

[@tinyflyingdragons9432]

🤣

[@skomolowski]

Chicken Man, Take my by the hand

[@calreeGAZA]

It really is a chicken titan...

[@steveplant535]

Some people: "ew, this is the disgunting thing that i ever saw" Wall of Flesh: "am i a joke to you?

[@HeleentheArcane]

Do you mean the Imperial Guard from Warhammer 40.000?

[@bendycam1217]

Rodrigo Ro IT IS THE WALL OF FLESH A WALL MADE OF HUMAN FLESH

[@Mega-rx9sr]

Is that a terraria reference?

[@zombielizard2870]

@@Mega-rx9sr scp 2059

[@contentdeprived2168]

MegaMikeCraft yesssirr

[@yourwelcome8650]

"The necks of 3199 appear to be dislocated and are capable of twisting." *SAD PEANUT NOISES*

[@lucasarledge4658]

Funny

[@whitehunteee]

Fun Fact: 173 Can Still Kill 3199 Because 3199's neck twisting limit is 340° but 173 can snap into 360°

[@fodge6743]

Ha no broken necks today

[@lechaosadmin]

If I could give you an award i'd do it instantly

[@funkysunky7840]

@@Cadeett Reddit moment

[@kaminu4471]

i only just discovered this *epic* channel so im late as hell to this, but "is that a chicken?????

[@Lea_nne_]

Ok, so judging on the diary entry, my first thought was: "So they want to overrun the world with bald chicken humans"

[@WGRyan]

That makes sense

[@wayward5219]

Totally

[@ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270]

Nice pfp

[@jeffreycox4789]

Wow

[@youraveragephesh3173]

YES

[@masterofdisaster4620]

i love how he tells a creepy depressing story about an scp and the hes just like: ^w^

[@zigy0]

So true.

[@andromedabaskoro9013]

More like: OwO

[@User-rm6nu]

>:3

[@crunchynoodle1397]

Antivax mom: my child doesn't need vaccines. He's perfectly fine SCP 3199: Mommy....w-why?

[@temxasred3086]

Møthęř, whý müšt Í śűffęř thïš wäý

[@echdeathofficial]

@@temxasred3086 wait a minute you are that modded terraria weapon

[@noneofjobussines]

King Lazar YT obama prism isnt a modded terraria item terraria is a game made around obama prism any game with obama is made for obama,obama must rule obama shall take over

[@christinayap-bardos8059]

What have you done mother I’m a monsta livin with the gangasta

[@diggitydiggity5523]

0:07 that awkward run when someone in their car lets you Cross the street.

[@thekangaroo1880]

Her: "My child is fine" Her child: (this joke is soo original, I swear) Edit: if regular animals lay eggs from their bottom, do these guys eat from their own bottom? _(Nintendo switch)_

[@Xaydex87]

I’ve seen this joke over 100 times.

[@Detoffe]

Ya so original

[@mrwar8523]

DOSE OF DOOM irk

[@thekangaroo1880]

Im gonna drift you into WWIII so little ayy

[@thekangaroo1880]

DOSE OF DOOM I swear

[@matrich__5155]

Me : mom can we have chicken at home Mom: no we have chicken at home The chicken at home:

[@tinarubio3669]

Œœ§§

[@tinarubio3669]

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[@tinarubio3669]

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[@bulis1133]

no

[@iluvmydogyay5433]

Lol

[@fume3179]

scp-3199 and scp-4715: exist the platipus: finally i have friends

[@DashBolt]

*gasps* PERRY THE- uhhh.. what are you? You're not Perry the Platypus!

[@rachaelhealey9899]

I don’t get it

[@rachaelhealey9899]

L

[@lopiws]

@@rachaelhealey9899 what's the L for?

[@liowleb]

Scp 4715 doesn’t lay eggs I dont even think there’s more then one

[@jaxhayes4372]

It’s an absolute MIRACLE that Anamolies aren’t world known

[@cannon8845]

“Mom can we order chicken” Mom: “we have chicken at home” The chicken:

[@jesslorenzana8668]

hahha

[@orknobz8493]

Try to eat me I dare you

[@cannon8845]

Bet LEME just follow me into kfc

[@masterxicon2453]

@@orknobz8493 *There is not try,only do*

[@auravale]

@@orknobz8493 OH HELL NO.

[@tennoheika5475]

This SCP Looks Exactly Like Me When Getting Midnight Snacks

[@mtfzeta0lieutenant940]

@ Daffa Maulana Bad

[@lunaad1628]

Scp 096: I kill anyone that looks at my face Scp 682: I am Inmortal Scp 3199's: ME AND THE BOYS AT 3 A.M. LOOKING FOR *B E A N S*

[@crimsonspike9084]

Im dying 😂

[@peanu76]

Uh

[@astatyn]

Damn right

[@barunariotama210]

This creature is straight up horror. I know there's something horror about bald whole chicken and now you clear things up 😨😨😨

[@lancemadrazo]

scp 096 is more terrifying

[@gaminggoose534]

@@lancemadrazo in my opinion 096 isn't that scary but this one seems scary

[@lancemadrazo]

@@gaminggoose534 change my mind yes 096 is'nt that scary but when I read about 4666 it scared the crap out of me

[@Firemanboth]

That last tidbit about water filling the area being considered as "Full Space" would've been an awesome theory and discovery to be honest. I was like "Hmmm!"

[@Sanfoversion2]

They just dunk water in all the tanks and now it’s Euclid not keter

[@overseerenforcerorgodzilla8772]

“Hey honey, Where’s the thanksgiving dinner?”

[@bigimp3018]

Oh found it, looks delicious

[@mozzerellafolla443]

"Mooom the turkey ate my brother!"

[@arx3398]

Stop the ℂ𝔸ℙ

[@bigimp3018]

@@mozzerellafolla443 don't worry ill get the shotgun

[@overseerenforcerorgodzilla8772]

mozzerella Folla OH GOD TAKE THIS RIFLE

[@izuki773]

Why does it look like SCP-096 that hasn't got into a diet..

[@ineedsubspls4404]

Lol

[@tntturtleneckturtle914]

And scp096 fell in love with a chicken

[@pxilatestudios2185]

bECause he is the feminine type of 096

[@shabingusman7313]

Damn boy he thicc

[@carrotaggdog5572]

Kuurox lollololol

[@chi3330]

“IS THAT A CHIMKENN???” - kylie

[@UnoReversesTheCard]

69th like

[@jonny-than6084]

@@UnoReversesTheCard lol

[@justanothercommentor505]

Featherless? Biped? THIS IS A MAN!

[@ajimit8669]

how the world has not yet been overrun by these chickens is bewildering me it means the foundation does a very good job

[@jebediahkerman4357]

"Also known as Human" me: wait what

[@sidharth8291]

CLEETUS!!!!

[@dripalien4529]

the penguin man

[@juanwasd6955]

“Maybe I am a scp”

[@BruhDot]

wolfie the wolf, aliven’t now

[@miguel-oh5ys]

netflix: are u still watching? somebody’s daughter: 2:40

[@Mega-rx9sr]

Oh god

[@dayveonbacote8703]

???

[@fungus_died]

Pfffft

[@snowmanman4508]

I get this I am not going to heaven

[@bernadethbulig9957]

Oh no

[@oukareturns]

Loved the amazing video 😊🎉🎉🎉❤ 10:16

[@reginainktoner157]

scp 3199: a horrifying subject in the scp fountain the internet: damn boi he thicc, look at that neck!

[@joelb4918]

**foundaition

[@joelb4918]

I cant spell today

[@reginainktoner157]

@@ColeMOSauce XD

[@astatyn]

SCP Fountain...? *IS THAT A SITE LOCATION?! TELL ME WHERE NOW*

[@reginainktoner157]

@@astatyn dude it's not real its just fantasy

[@_Cleveland_]

Colonel Sanders: *"I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk."*

[@randomidkreal]

I'd taste it.

[@XxXShevampXxX]

😂😂

[@hocgk]

Nocie

[@lushparadise9478]

cursed comment

[@snaps576]

indeed finger licking good

[@Ro321chile]

Leave him on a metallic box that can resist high pressure The box has 2 spaces 1. For the big one 2. For the offspring 1. Sedate him 2. Let him inside and lock his limbs and neck 3. The box cuts the original one's head 4. The egg on the stomach will be the new one 5. increase temperature to make him grow faster, he will have problems and but the space left is too small for him to grow perfectly, leaving him completely blocked 6. Froze him while he is growing, the temperature change will kill him, making another offspring 7. Continue until the space inside literally has no space but death meat He won't be killed, but can't escape and can't reproduce (there's no space for that)

[@nero2796]

yea but the one who can change that is the author of the scp only he can do what he wants

[@nero2796]

@CherryLatte yea but im just saying

[@callumprice1710]

Uhhhh this may not work. Anomalous stuff has been known to break this stuff, what you'd probably get is just pressure rising continously until it bursts the containment space.

[@ScottSanchoAbandoned]

0:01 Scp jumped over that guy who didnt subscribe to you.

[@FreddiesVG4445]

Bro the beginning is like my little brother

[@xtremegamer4856]

Lol😂

[@afro4361]

How... how did he already like this?

[@odielodie]

Same with my cat

[@yea4834]

Lol.

[@universalpotato9503]

Oh you do real target practice too?

[@yaboiosman3406]

Every Scp:I’ll attack everything on my way *Rubber gets close to and scp* Every Scp: now I’m scared

[@xxunoriginal_edgy_namexx859]

The Rubber: /Gamemode C

[@mackdaddy1970]

/Gamemode S

[@coolguy-eh1st]

He is new scp 966 for scp's

[@chezburger57]

@@mackdaddy1970 /gamemode spectator

[@celavetex]

TheRubber:/Gamemode 1 [SYSTEM]:TheRubber Entered Creative Mode

[@bishop4144]

"inferior human DNA". Wow, Wesker will have a field day with these things if he found this.

[@piterjacksonpl0776]

This scp is rejected design of humans where god try to make humans but instead of monke he used birds.

[@augustinewahlstrom8753]

The chicken isn’t that scary. It can’t even hurt you. The chicken:

[@julianohaffnersantos7167]

It may not hurt fisicaly, but I will never forget the image of a big human chicken puking an egg

[@RobotCupcak3]

As Diogenes once said: "BEHOLD, A MAN!"

[@lain-ih6jj]

Lol salmonella

[@cjboehm603]

thats my old profile pic XD

[@byzantineboi8345]

“ITS THE CHICKEN MAN”-Rex Toy story 2

[@billnyetherussianspy1596]

I knew there was something I didn't like about that chicken

[@smartidiot2339]

I laugh for no reason

[@zikry4787]

*"Oh no my hairless twin got out!"* -Peter Griffin

[@bobbob-rc3qm]

Bruh

[@technobladefan4876]

Byzantine Boi THE CHICKEN MEALLLL

[@Fwoggie2010]

This SCP looks like me when I don’t get sleep 😂😂

[@Icannotstopyappinglmaooo]

Chicken: Honey I think he looks majestic! Chimpanzee: He looks like a beauty! SCP-3199: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@rogue3404]

is this a copy if it is bruh

[@moofey6900]

@@rogue3404 No but it is similar to another one