SCP-5094 - Miss J's Whiz Kidz Schoolhouse (SCP Animation)

[@adamchmielewski6162]

Imagine being a D-Class and being locked inside a cell, some people open the door and grab you out, you are afraid that you will die and you become a stable graduate

[@alienshxt]

Other d class : pls test me at scp 5094

[@L3AFB0X]

I think the young girl would like to learn from Ms.J

[@muchotexto4248]

This is the equivalent of "Now draw her getting an education"

[@kaneko89]

I want ms j as my teacher now

[@arithearriana4938]

@@kaneko89 Same

[@nifty1344]

"He's since been selectively anesthetized, released, and now is pursuing an education in criminal law." *everyone liked that*

[@barrybend7189]

After law school: gets recruited back into SCP and gets denuralized.

[@nicethings3844]

Hell jeah

[@velukrishna808]

I was expecting more like using him to support theyre ... misdeeds to save the world

[@setsers1]

Awesome!!😊

[@undeadprinceofchaos3731]

I’m honestly proud of him

[@YukariAkiyama]

A virtual teacher that • Teaches you better than a real teacher • Cares about you more than a real teacher Damn that hits hard.

[@9estiny]

ikr..

[@Nachtfalke-NSKR]

Ow

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

And honestly, probably would be able to teach you to be more sociable than your teachers more effectively I see no down sides to this until that one guy starts doing.... how do I put this... weird.... drawings that don’t fit

[@engineer84-w8x]

@@JDT-Loadsamoney no, no not again OH BY THE EMPEROR THE HERESY! BURN IT! BURN IT ALL!!!

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

@@engineer84-w8x agreed, we must all unite to stop the people that make me have the big sad and my child the big brain scar

[@souden_pym]

Let's be honest, most of us who were once dubbed "bright" and "smart" when we were younger and is now mostly "washed out" or "exhausted" would really love this kind of attention and learning style...

[@lowlywandererozzy]

I agree.

[@orionskittles]

As someone who was once "smart" and is now "exhausted" I agree

[@Kevin-The-Cube]

Agreed

[@lucykitsune4619]

I was a "Gifted kid" because I loved reading, both in my native language and english and had (And still have) a huge interest in STEM. Now I'm at uni struggling my ass off because I am no longer taking exams I can easily pass with pre-existing knowledge and I have never needed to actually study for any exams, so I never learned how to study, so now I'm at a point where I need to study but don't know how to do that, beyond just forcing myself to read the material over and over again and hoping stuff sticks at least until after the exam. I would have a MUCH better time if instead of getting to uni without having to try even once, the difficulty/level of my education was adjusted to make sure I would always be learning stuff I didn't already know, even if that means teaching a middle-schooler to do basic calculus, because 1) I would have probably already heard a lot of concepts I'm learning about in uni and 2) I would have actually had to study for stuff and TRY and with that I would have to know how to study by now. And while yes, not having to put in any work compared to my peers all the way through highschool was a big confidence-boost, but I think I would have gotten the same, if not an even bigger confidence-boost from learning material that was 2, 3, maybe 4 years ahead of what I was supposed to be taught

[@SwordmaidenGwen]

@@lucykitsune4619 You just described my childhood, nice to know I'm not alone! I was always that one kid who the teachers never scolded for reading other books in class since I could answer any question posed and was essentially learning nothing from my classes. It's so jarring trying to go from that to actually having to pay attention and still not understanding the lesson. I hadn't learnt how to learn from teachers rather than on my own and at my own pace, so I ended up dropping out of school and studying on my own for my papers x'D

[@BigHailFan]

"Please let this be a normal school day!" "With the Whiz?" "No way!"

[@alienshxt]

Other D class : 😓 I'm jealous because we littery get test on dangerous thing while this guy became a genius and free from the facility

[@jasonwu3941]

Underrated comment

[@puffytdh9408]

Aw! Crusing down on main street relaxing feeling good

[@yetiwithinternetaccess869]

today we are on a field trip to scp 682's containment chamber? who wants to say hi to the lizard first?

[@pithepieoverlord4861]

@@yetiwithinternetaccess869 *[just goes inside scp 682]*

[@chewableplasticc]

Mrs. J is adorable she literally only wants to teach students to give them a good life and that's amazing.

[@nichsulol4844]

text was poorly write for all people

[@banalerta5356]

I love her

[@The155thbird]

Yup

[@Alex-f7v8z]

I wish I had a miss J

[@markjhun9554]

I rlly need that becouse i am bad at math

[@PhilleShy]

homeschool wouldn't be a problem if Miss J was real, this is entirely wholesome

[@gamingdoctor8533]

True

[@heyaagust1404]

TRUEEE

[@DrNinja7]

Miss J would probably replace the school teachers and there would be so many loss of jobs. No more school bus drivers, Janitors, Principal, etc. But I still want Miss J cause she sounds amazing

[@RandomTrinidadian]

Yep

[@indianshrek4299]

@@DrNinja7 She could help replace these jobs by teaching them new professions

[@BigZola]

Man, I wish this SCP was real. Such a wholesome SCP, it makes tears go down my eyes knowing that it isnt real.

[@MAHTONYSTOV]

The fact that you are real makes tears go down your parents eyes

[@BigZola]

@@MAHTONYSTOV Who hurt you?

[@kuohero1817]

:’) i want her to teach me how to get away with a mur..i meant how to know everything about life

[@natwalsh2710]

@@MAHTONYSTOV Don’t be a bully.

[@herefortheshrimp1469]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who teared up at this lol

[@cado9281]

Miss J is one scp I wish existed. She seems able to make people engage and learn in 15 hours better than most teachers in 18 years

[@TrueUmbreon1]

Ye

[@Chilltomatotoons]

True.

[@ZKETCH42591]

Id say with that, and like the old school learning games, they make the lessons fun, small and bite sized enough to retain it, and with the lessons, lunch and breaks is to break up everything to where you are well rounded in all areas. And just now in these past couple years, education and doctors as well are just now realizing this, you cant just put a kid in front of a teacher and regurgitate whatever is learned, you have to make it practical and fun if you want it to stick, and not just shove it down their throats.

[@christiemarie8748]

Don't forget 999

[@prev8374]

@@christiemarie8748 999 existing would cause series of XK-Class End Of The World stuff

[@etoile79]

hey, i’m etoisle, the author of SCP-5094! this is such a sweet video and it really makes me smile and lines up perfectly with my intentions for the article, thank you so much!!!

[@voidkuma]

cool scp 😎

[@mile.9768]

:)

[@Human_traain]

You did a great job

[@adzy826]

Hmmmm surely

[@cobanerdanny456]

Great job! :)

[@njay6494]

That D class was probably the luckiest D class in the history of the SCP foundation

[@avidagamegerl1081]

Man managed to pursue a career in law, how many times do you see _that_ in D class personnel?

[@definitelynotdoingcrimes8634]

Definitely. Went from being scheduled for termination in less than 30 days to working at a law firm. I wish they would’ve kept teaching the kids they did the tests on and recruited them, especially the kid with the learning disabilities.

[@Chaossquid567]

TRUUUUEEE

[@mathijsvanzanten1184]

It would be sad if he died because SCP-096 ran by him, all that effort for nothing

[@Blockistium]

honestly makes you wonder what the foundation was thinking. it seems way out of character. maybe they wanted to observe him after the fact?

[@queenofuganda7718]

Seeing how great of a teacher Ms J is makes me feel sad that we don't have teachers like that in real life. And now I'm starting to remember about how terrible the education system of today really is and how good or even DECENT teachers are hard to come by.

[@nukeflower.1759]

Not all teachers start out horrid, its the stress and lack of a good salary that turns them into what you're familiar with

[@kellscarthechosen327]

Yes it's a shame that ms j an't in this reality but if not having a super teacher means not having an almost unkillable lizard or a statue that snapps necks in a blink of the eyes or a sadist with portal powers and ect. I think I'm fine with out the horrors

[@mykaruest3620]

They do exist, it's just that students don't listen to them, just horse around the classroom and ignore homework. I almost became a teacher then took a look at at my classmates and realized I didn't want to deal with that. No wonder why teachers are leaving since parents and students never want to take any responsibility.

[@darkracer1252]

the education system these days is a joke. the old "back in my day" is a collection of words i find myself using more and more XD. even basic knowledge like how stainless steel and aluminium don't mix. aluminium motor block with stainless steel bolts to hold the carter. yeah that's not going to work. it will chemicly react. corrode and get stuck together. (so the only way you're ever getting it out is destructively) while back in the day. they used galvanised steel bolts. and these do NOT have that issue. (just forgotten knowledge or something) when i went to school and learned how to use a lathe. they gave me a block of tool steel. pointed me to a grinding wheel and said. go make your tools. (and ofcourse taught you how to do it) . these days they use hardened steel tool bits. (so you basicly replace the teeth with a premade piece wich you cannot make yourself) so nobody knows how to sharpen a drill or any kind of metal working tool. but it doesn't stop there. they aren't even allowed to replace the toolbits themselves. they have to get the teacher and the teacher will undo the torx screw. turn the hardsteel plate around 90 degree's. and then fasten the torx screw again.. the kids aren't even being taught how to do that. no wonder when ever they hire a new kid that they keep breaking the plates and shit. or over tightning them so they strip the torx bit. just useless. why even bother with school?. they have to relearn everything when they begin working. schools these days seem less about teaching, and more about giving them a little bit of everything so they can choose the direction they want. but they have to learn everything on their own. while getting distracted by all the other courses they will never deal with.

[@lucykitsune4619]

I'm trying okay. I will never be ms J, but that won't stop me from striving to be as close to her as humanly possible

[@virlas1371]

That D class being able to get out and having a successful career is actually very wholesome. Considering the other fates from other scps.

[@waynetastic1746]

Yeah.. Compared to the albino enderman who deletes you for looking at it the wrong way, id say this is the much better choice lol

[@Krazyine]

Imagine having a PhD in medicine and then a 5 year old starts telling you things you didn't even know

[@cheesusgaming1769]

this scp in a nutshell

[@BitterJoyXx]

@@cheesusgaming1769 That was the point

[@God-uv4nq]

"Anyway. That's how I lost my medical license"

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lol

[@theoneandonlykitkatt]

xd

[@PichuStardust]

Now that's an Extremely rare thing to see. The fact they had RELEASED a D-class back into society rather then keep him

[@koda_thelastcaveman1521]

Yes, as only less than 10 D-Class were released from the foundation from the other 1 million. So a 10out of 1000000 chance of release WILLINGLY from the Foundation.

[@DowntownTasty]

Extremely rare what a happy story this is lol

[@PneumaticFrog]

@@koda_thelastcaveman1521 got a citation for that, comrade?

[@kierrific1357]

They most likely use the amnesic on them and just say they were in prison, which they technically are

[@DarthZ01]

@@PneumaticFrog I doubt the foundation has only had 1 million d class in the like centuries of activity.

[@xanderthellamakirby]

I like how Ms J actually makes sure that students eat properly have bathroom breaks and play instead of just making them learn for 30 hours straight

[@UserAccount-ThisOne]

its because we learn best when we are focusing on it, letting us take breaks in between learning recharges our cognitive ability to absorb knowledge, youre not going to learn something if you arent interested in it, and its incredibly difficult to have interest in something you are forced into learning about while sitting in a chair not able to speak up or do anything but watch and listen...

[@cyberprime9355]

This is impressive. an old school program that makes any kid a prodigy or adult a professional. It truly is one of the diamonds in the rough landscape that is SCP. It's one of the few SCPs that genuinely wants to help people rather than destroy them

[@axelpatrickb.pingol3228]

Looking past the more popular (murdery) SCP's, there are SCP's whose sole purpose is to help others or has positive motives in mind. Like SCP-1230 which gives you entertaining dreams or SCP- 294 which can give anyone whatever drink they want or SCP-1342 which is an ET version of Voyager 1 that sends out not only tech and info they saw as useful for us but also a message similar to our own but with a revision that despite our own barbarity towards ourselves and to them, they see humanity as a whole as no less than beautiful...

[@Silvergirl231]

Also, let’s not forget SPC-999

[@Joseph-nj6pk]

@@Silvergirl231 999 is goodness incarnate

[@Memesipad]

ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪

[@Enchanter144]

And then one kid said I want to be a murderer and became Freddy Kruger

[@iv5480]

a virtual world teacher That cares about you more than most actual real life educators and your parents *that speaks volumes*

[@Walker_62638]

Almost all of the kids are facing the same problem nowadays and not many people notice it, that's literally why a lot of the kids who did really well in elementary school don't do as well in high school. Most of the teachers simply don't focus on the kids who are introverts.

[@iv5480]

@@Walker_62638 I mean if we all had a Little Miss J in real life we wouldn't be having this problem so much or at least we wouldn't hate school in general thats what makes this scp so sad

[@axelpatrickb.pingol3228]

Speaks volumes about how much "human" is humanity. It in itself is a major premise in AI- (and ET-) centered scifi literature: can non human sentient beings be "human"...

[@Walker_62638]

@@iv5480 There's always that one teacher.😂

[@Walker_62638]

@@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 Well if they weren't created by humans and didn't grow up alongside them then they'd probably be more "human" than us.

[@alocalmess]

this is so wholesome the fact miss J basically saved that D class’ life

[@oaajbs]

Without a doubt the luckiest D class ever.

[@duck508]

Luckiest D-class member alive!

[@dr.jackbright2559]

@@duck508 probably the only one alive

[@kronosomni2805]

​@@dr.jackbright2559 They all enter alive Dr. Bright, but you see, I am always happy to have new play things, I don't think you realize just how unlucky the D Class Personnel are. Because once you and the foundation have your fun, mine begins, (incoherent crackling laughter) - This transcript was found at the top of SCP 087, written in human blood, on further inspection the anomalous behavior within 087 ceased and has not returned. The origins of this transcript and the author remain unknown.

[@viktorijavaicekauskaite1994]

@@dr.jackbright2559 actually theres another d-class who neutralized an SCP. So the foundation let him go out of respect.

[@ziggyzigz]

I mean no surprise they'd cry afterwards, literally the best teacher. Caring and really good at teaching

[@hssanimates]

I bet this was made by someone who had a poor education as a kid, I respect that man and he wanted me to cry. The goddamn wholesomeness

[@unknowunknown9096]

Free education

[@CrimsonTy]

@@unknowunknown9096 Not really since it was a game product mean to be sold

[@AbyssalSoda]

@@unknowunknown9096 I mean education free until college.

[@notpukicho2950]

want more wholesomeness? she was photographed with the desire camera (scp-978) when teaching a d-class and the only changes noted were that there was a half-eaten bag of peanut butter crackers and a gold star sticker that says "super duper" on the d-class's chest. her only deep desires are for her love and validation to manifest physically on her students and thats so freaking sweet.

[@Turi6070]

same

[@Govgrav506]

Let me tell y'all about the real tear jerker. The fact that so many of us found this to be so wholesome to the point of tears is a condemning thing for our education systems. The fact that we have to imagine and get teary over this scp is a fact that shouldn't exist. Cry because this is our reality.

[@daystars6479]

Nah the education system where I live is pretty good, I’ve had some pretty fun and caring teachers.

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

@@daystars6479 Mine's the opposite though

[@ahmedmanaseer8696]

I think the real thing that made me tear is that miss J is the teacher that teach you what you want not what you need to know like other schools the D class was taught about law because he wanted out of the jail system the kid who was a big idiot just wanted to know about trains. The fact she go out of her way to make sure her students are having fun and resting is so wholesome its like what you imagined what school is like on yoir frist day of school before it became both a prison and hell with ineffective teaching and bullying.

[@crsece5463]

@@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA same here

[@isaaclopez63]

I actually felt like crying watching this! I really wish I had a teacher like Ms. J

[@NotOnLand]

Finally, an SCP I wish was real. Sounds like she should be made Thaumiel class

[@Emmix_342]

Thaumiel Class is a special kind designed for SCP's that can help to contain other SCP's, that's why, despite Miss J being a very positive and life changer SCP, she's Safe Class, her abilities can't help to contain directly other SCP's, and why Anastashesha, a giant Eel that devours victims by erasing memory, but is responsible for creating the Amnestic drugs the Foundation relies so much on, is a Thaumiel Class, despite being a hostile SCP.

[@charliekrauss4851]

@@Emmix_342 well actually theoretically she can help with containment helping discover and teach new alloys to help with containment or just straight up teaching g new ways of containment teaching new arrivals about all of the scp's they need to worry about or just in general knowledge the may need to know

[@Olimar92]

I wish the infinite pizza box was real. They just keep the thing in a break room.

[@devinplaysstuff2618]

What would she contain?

[@charliekrauss4851]

sstuff knowledge

[@MrMemelord00]

That last interaction between Zenya and Ms. J had me tear up it was just so heartwarming to me The fact the computer program knows its not normal and only wants to help those who desire it truly speaks to me for some reason

[@yatharthsingh2728]

Let's just be honest, most of us want this SCP to teach us.

[@kara6895]

Yes

[@aiden5085]

Yes.

[@sungokong8540]

Of course

[@quantranminh4553]

The fact that an 8 yo kid achieve the knowledge that i spent 5 bloody years of my life to learn just in 15hrs is quite something.

[@nikaelkeanretiza1074]

YES

[@justataco1776]

It's honestly strange seeing SCPs being actually wholesome Like, you get so used to the bloodshed and the thirst for death and destruction and then you get hit with "cute teacher AI that just wants to make you smarter with no side effects"

[@newkey5319]

Well, there is a light side effect... You'll be emotionally attached to her

[@polycephalus]

@@newkey5319 Just from watching this video, I'm already attached.

[@AxeltheKing1000]

@@polycephalus same here.

[@kikolektrique1737]

@@polycephalus I second this

[@trayeight]

I know, I kept waiting for the plot twist and thankfully it never came

[@pixielofexeus9220]

Bruh, miss j is the one of the most wholesome SCP's I've ever seen

[@ariannaseguin5929]

I'd want her to tutor me.

[@haps_idot]

@@ariannaseguin5929 we all would

[@engineer84-w8x]

probably just as wholesome as SCP-999 to be honest.

[@engineer84-w8x]

due to the fact that both SCPs want to help people in meaningful ways.

[@engineer84-w8x]

(and that includes The Bear With a Heart of Patchwork too.)

[@drawnwithlove3499]

I think the inspiration for this SCP is the fact that most people (especially kids) learn better through technology than one on one classes. Educational games are effective in teaching kids due to being both audio and visual media, with sounds and graphics that appeal to kids' minds and are more interesting that kids will remember it. They're also structured in a way where it's easier to memorize and be engaged in the subject. There's fun game activities related to the subject, songs, and simple patterns in the program that a kid can easily pick up, not to mention a reward system that can interest the child to keep learning. A game in general is also more appealing to a child rather than a boring lecture. The game is also more consistent and expertly crafted so that the child learns efficiently, compared to a more messily made lesson by people who are not well versed in appealing to children. Idk how much better I can explain it, but even I learn better through media than irl. Great SCP based on real life situations!

[@outtagoodnamesdangit]

They _let a D-Class go_ to have a _normal, happy life._ Just wow... that's so damn heartwarming...

[@danielm.595]

@Olivia Disko surround the word/ phrase with _

[@mollypaws]

Hey, atleast the "Ethics Committee" done something for once

[@Olimar92]

Well, most D-Class are people that wouldn't normally have lives. Homeless and many criminals. Giving someone the chance at a better life, when they no longer need them, seems like a proper send off. D-Class are not killed when they are no longer needed.

[@dreamdesk7258]

“The scp foundation is cold, not cruel”

[@SpectrumSwordtails]

@@mollypaws The 05 council and Ethics Committee may not see eye to eye all the time. But even they can agree that Ms. J is the perfect teacher, and a way to secure the future if not just the foundation. But the world, and would make for a good send off to quite a few D-class, to insure them a successful future. For that, I propose a toast, to Ms J. The greatest teacher to ever exist.

[@ObviouslyNotYou]

We all encountered a “Miss J” at some point in our lives. Those teachers should be praised for teaching us for how far we had come

[@hakimdiwan5101]

You are right those gems are so rare and few. In my entire life I just know 3 such teachers and I didn't had interaction with even one.

[@herofromthedark]

Mrs. Carpenter, 5th grade. The only teacher to go to bat for me against other faculty.

[@ObviouslyNotYou]

Mrs. Aidt in 11th Grade for Algebra 1 & 2 Never forget. She took the time to explain the most difficult formulas and showed the class how the formulas worked in real life. Opened my eyes to what numbers can really do. Minored in Mathematics because of her. She was my foundation and building blocks to how far I’ve come in Mathematics “Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world” -Albert Einstein #NeverForget

[@Draco9909]

Miss Marshall 4th grade, she helped me not only come out of my protective shell but also helped me unwind from my fight or flight response when dealing with the other problematic kids in my class after I had moved away from a school that I got in fights a lot in.

[@diandragiffaryelsakurniawa3465]

My man, Mr/Ms. Obvious has cited the wisdom of the week.

[@Unknown-br1uf]

Not gonna lie, in a world like this, I was expecting a dark turn. It's a nice reminder that not Every anomaly out there is a dangerous one.

[@A-Warthog-cc1wm]

it really is

[@setsers1]

☺️That makes me happy

[@chaotixninja5]

Yeah, unlike you Bill.

[@SuperiorChaotic]

Bill is an XK end of the world scenario.

[@nebulae.x.e6079]

Wholesomness

[@johnhagen4368]

Growing up as autistic in Kentucky I experienced abuse at the hands of my teachers, I wanted to learn so much, but kids like us were segregated and treated like prisoners, and worse, that i deserved my abuse. Thinking about how different my life might be if I had a teacher like miss J made me break down and sob like a baby.

[@LegionOfMany999]

I'm late but I'm so sorry to hear that. I have Asperger's syndrome and I didn't learn as much either bc the teachers (as well as the students) are simply unintelligent and unintuitive. I would have honestly wanted to go further but the system is just a joke. I really hope you find peace. You deserve that much ✌🫂

[@freedomstar3930]

I have Asperger syndrome and I didn’t have a very good time at secondary school. The teachers were supposed to help kids with mental health problems, but they only made it worse. I often speak about problems facing the world and this one teacher would sing Happy by Bruno Mars every time I did because she knew that I couldn’t stand that song! I also have problems listening and whenever I couldn’t do something right, they would tell me to just do what I want, mocking me mercilessly. I honestly despise the school that I went to and I think that in practice, schools like that are meant to segregate mentally troubled kids from so called ‘normal’ kids. But you know what, normal is a lie! Bloody hell, I wish that I had a teacher like Miss J.

[@Mediados]

Other SCPs: „I hate everything and want to kill humans.“ Miss J: „I dont know what I am and I dont care, I only want to teach.“

[@fist-of-doom487]

It reminded me of a comedy web show that someone made for Five Nights at Freddy. The robots all saw each other as actual Anthropomorphic Animals and when Freddy got confronted with the truth, he honestly didn’t care. He’s actual line was “for as long as I can remember I only wanted to entertain children and learning that I’m actually a robot built for that express purpose doesn’t change a thing. If anything it gives me more conformation than most people get that I’m doing the right thing.”

[@Mediados]

@@fist-of-doom487 I actually really like that mindset. My parents once tried on me how my reaction would be to being adopted. I simply asked: „Does it change anything? Then it does not matter.“ It is irrelevant where your origins are, the only thing that counts is who you are and what is important to you.

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

"I don't know who I am, I don't know where I am. All I know... is I need to teach"

[@meyers0781]

Please don't forget: -an SCP which only wants to serve pizza -an SCP which only demands fair payment for any usually sweet things it produce.

[@SpectrumSwordtails]

@@Mediados To quote from Kung fu panda 2. "Your story may not have such a happy beginning. But it is the rest of your story. Who you chose to be."

[@TradingStars_]

Why was this so wholesome, i was expecting miss j to be evil and like, teach children the complete opposite of what she should be teaching, but nah, she just straight up wants to help people

[@NiGHTcapD]

If you want an evil variation, Goat VR is where you need to look.

[@LUMINA3]

@@NiGHTcapD whats goat vr?

[@NiGHTcapD]

@@LUMINA3 another SCP

[@kazuma8486]

I thought she would lure kids through the screen judging by the thumbnail but I was WAYYYYYYYYY off.

[@Olimar92]

There are many Safe class SCPs that do nothing but benefit other's. I forget the numbers but there is a Pizza box with the anomalous effect of providing the exact type of pizza you are hungry for. Or a bell that summons a Butler who does what is asked of him. Most Safe class SCPs have things you are not allowed to do, but they still have lax containment and are open to low-level employees. Even D-Class personnel have access to some of them.

[@sweetnuggiez5451]

Okay, no cap... Mrs. Jay is truly pure. She just wants to be a teacher. And just did her purpose, she helped. I kinda wish she was a real teacher.

[@ariannaseguin5929]

Me too. If I had a copy of her game I would find school to be a breeze.

[@sweetnuggiez5451]

@@ariannaseguin5929 Y E S

[@sweetnuggiez5451]

@Rozu Waltz y e s s

[@Azu_Sam.09]

Petition to make miss j real?

[@sweetnuggiez5451]

@@Azu_Sam.09 I join

[@jruler93]

I love the rare SCP who, like Miss J, just wants to help people in whatever way they can, and doesn't accidentally cause more harm than good.

[@marivicespinosa5860]

Imagine an ad for this “Download Ms J’s Class, the living learning website and learn so much!”

[@preservedforhistory8766]

Y E S

[@dragonbornexpress5650]

Most people would probably chuckle at that.

[@bloodydiablo666]

I would install it immediately

[@alphayun7401]

imagine if that scene took place in the future where they mass produce a real life ms j that works on modern computers, and the entire human race became geniuses

[@greenunicorngamer5914]

I want it

[@wiiblii8584]

It's so uncommon for an SCP that is purely beneficial with no drawbacks and I wish there were more

[@Endryt-md4qb]

Scp- 999/294 are other nice ones

[@wuphatlizar2541]

@@Endryt-md4qb and 4999 is nice too

[@9estiny]

mhmm, world's best teacher

[@dayancruz1986]

Scp-999 the tickle monster

[@wiiblii8584]

@@dayancruz1986 did you think I didn't know of this beautiful gelatinous being

[@shyguyrocks1998]

This is the perfect type of SCP that shows the foundation is cold, not cruel. They could've easily fully amnesticized the D Class and continued using him for their testing, but instead they only partially amnesticized him, and allowed him to walk free and pursue a career in Law

[@htoodoh5770]

There is different canon so the Foundation can be both cruel and cold depending on which universe.

[@JoicSeth]

Oh no, the Foundation is definetly cruel. This is just one of some exceptions.

[@josetomaslopezcaballero7465]

I agree with you on that. But at the same time it really depends on the personnel in charge of the SCP in question. Like some researchers are completely monsters while others are like the guy who taught that murder monster how to cook and play music.

[@josetomaslopezcaballero7465]

Continued from last one: Which in my opinion gives a lot of value to the scp universe since it gives it a degree of realism with all the shifting thoughts and opinions.

[@cron1807]

@@JoicSeth depends on if the universe has the ethics commitee or not. Universes with ethics commitees are often less cruel than those without.

[@LeeDassin]

This is so wholesome! While I love the evil and darker side of SCP I sometimes forget how lovely the safe ones can be, something so sweet and innocent and genuinely good can be just as entertaining as the scary ones

[@mono414]

I just wanna give Miss J a hug. Not because her story is sad, because she’s done so good.

[@mangiringpandapotan3377]

_____mayaya ch_____

[@rationalanarchist7550]

My Third grade teacher was named Mrs Johnson and she was every bit as wholesome is this SCP... I'm 40 now seeing this really makes me wish I could have thanked her for all the patients she had with me.... If you're reading this and you have a teacher like this make sure to tell him/her thanks

[@audrickvidal2402]

What a beautiful coincidence.

[@alidouglas5574]

*patience

[@ruksanabegum-gt7qk]

@@alidouglas5574 bruh, you just ruined it.

[@neoxus30]

@@ruksanabegum-gt7qk The only thing that can ruin it is if anyone responds to their attempts at ruining it)

[@maximumforce8275]

@@neoxus30 I wonder if they spelled it wrong as a joke or not.

[@KristapsK1]

This is one of the very few SCPs that I want to be real

[@axelpatrickb.pingol3228]

Add SCP-1230 to that list...

[@fakerussian2036]

@JamzPlayzGamez and the pizza box that creates whatever your favorite pizza is when you open it

[@alfasolmega4458]

Patchwork bear

[@0hvist]

*You Take a sip from your trusty **-Vault 13 Canteen.-** SCP-109.*

[@OrbInDaFrame]

@@fakerussian2036 WHAT SCP IS THAT?!!! I NEEEEED IIIIIT

[@arinwolfe4853]

This has got to be my favorite SCP to date. I love learning about things I'm passionate about and I'd be ecstatic to have a teacher like this. There are so many things I'd like to learn that are going to take me ages to nail down and if I had a focused and direct lesson plan that would be able to teach me like this, I'd probably be on the path I'm trying to get myself on now much more quickly.

[@mykaruest3620]

I'd be fluent in every language and orchestra ready with every instrument by the end of the year lol

[@windowsxpmemesandstufflol]

Everybody gangsta until somebody asks to learn about the Foundation.

[@mailcs06]

**teaches them how to be a foundation staff member**

[@gabrielaturniak8312]

Everybody gangsta until someone asks to learn how to neutralize scp 682

[@gameswithpeachcord7498]

@@gabrielaturniak8312 why didn’t we do that already

[@koda_thelastcaveman1521]

Everybody gangsta until Miss J taught Calvin Lucien how to murder the entire 05 council and become the new head unwillingly.

[@Naenae-vj4qp]

*asking teacher miss j to teach me how to become a 05 and Make shy dissapear*

[@merv0g]

I'm very sure that everyone who watched this video wishes that they had met Miss J and became a genius. It's also very nice to see a harmless and very helpful SCP.

[@infernohomura2941]

Yep, especially since I'm really dumb

[@mike140298]

Yeah, miss J, especially if her success can be replicated, would be such an improvement to the world.

[@towl9663]

Lets agree about the fact that people really wants a teacher like Miss J, a teacher that needs to be protected at all cost

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Finally, an SCP other than The Water Nymph that doesn't kill or hurt people. They just want what's best for you. Edit: Guys, I know of the other harmless ones now. Please stop lmao.

[@Harbo1003]

There's a lot

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

@@Harbo1003 I'm aware.

[@sharynkerr8378]

Water Nymph does not deserve to be under the care of the SCP foundation. They treat it like shit

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

@@sharynkerr8378 Mmhm.

[@firefly690]

999 and 131?

[@thesilentscreamer1595]

SCP-5094: *exists* Every child with rigid & strict school schedule in South East Asia: *happiness noises intensified*

[@StarlineInfinity]

super true, us in S.E.A. really need changes in student educations and teacher standards.

[@DakwahBisa]

Me and everybody that ever experienced education in SEA can relate

[@hisyam1664]

@@billybobbobbybobby9565 i mean i live in SEA and i have a decent laptop

[@hisyam1664]

@KebabToastWaffle I can relate

[@arandomcommenter6759]

I literally cry everyday when i go to school, it sucks like hell

[@alexzandermanriquez8846]

Elementary teacher: Alright class, today we'll be learning about division. Kid who learned quantum mechanics from scp 5094: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you!

[@localretard3779]

I'm 5 parallel universes ahead of you

[@The_FireExtremeProd]

I'm 6 parallel universes beyond you

[@localretard3779]

@@The_FireExtremeProd I,m 7 parallel universes ahead of you

[@bdray8235]

I'm 8 rotated 90 degrees parrelel universes ahead of you

[@localretard3779]

@@bdray8235 I'm 1000 parallel universes ahead of you

[@mao-sama6446]

I love how the SCP universe isn’t just filled with murderous monsters. There are also friendly SCPs that could actually help you.

[@jcjensoninspaaaceinc.578]

YEAH haha...

[@AndreaMMc]

*999*

[@gamingdoctor8533]

Who gave scp 173 a electronic?

[@jcjensoninspaaaceinc.578]

@@gamingdoctor8533 I broke someone’s neck and stole it

[@Tomyardagain]

Agreed

[@shayoko6]

wholesome SCPs are rare, but it is very nice to come across them. a separate playlist for this would be nice. 054 and 085 were also kind and happy beings.

[@RgScorpio]

Miss J sounds like a sweet girl. I honestly couldn't help but tear up a bit when hearing that everyone whose lessons ended became sad. Also a reunion between a Foundation researcher and the SCP who taught her as a child got me right in the heart.

[@setsers1]

😟That's Terrible!!😞

[@TheChibiZel]

"She asked for a lesson in her favorite animal: cats" Oh how cute, little me would have loved this! "She began a fifteen hour course" Holy sh!t little me would have LOVED this I would have lost my tiny mind! I could only ever dream of any of my elementary school teachers encouraging me like that :O

[@iciclecold2991]

SAME!!!

[@Jill_Pinakapogisalahat]

SAME!

[@katziliaf]

Honestly same. Especially when you have a teacher that's actually invested in you. Girl's going to probably be one of the best veternarians or cat ladies out there, lol

[@5spec]

@@katziliaf Maybe you become interested in her only because of some mind control thing the CD does to keep you invested. Most likely not Miss J, but just programed into the anomalous code

[@mr.swordmanthebestsword6189]

Miss J: Oh boy, I sure love teaching kids! *xenia gets copy of Miss J* Miss J: How sweet! *xenia becomes apart of the scp foundation* SCP-5094: bruh

[@Starwarrior-pw5st]

Well I guess that’s one way to call it success, also SCP 5094 is probably preserved well

[@nonebusiness7723]

Who is Xenia?

[@epicgamer-ny4fj]

@@Starwarrior-pw5st yeah, like while her original disk is probably going to break, theres no way they havent backed up the code of the game onto like, their data base for safe keeping. (Also, did they ever like go after the creators of the scp? Like, if they could create a sentient peice of code in the 1900s, they have to seem form.of usefull now

[@Starwarrior-pw5st]

@@epicgamer-ny4fj also they could have cloned a couple of disks or do what you suggested, couldn’t we just ask Ms J how to clone her disk, or any disk?

[@Starwarrior-pw5st]

@@nonebusiness7723 Did you not watch the video

[@ArtamisBot]

This is such a wonderful SCP, I love how wholesome this AI is.

[@i0am0superBlast]

I have to admit, in a world full of reality extremely deadly anomalies, the wholesome ones are my favorite. Probably because there is so few of them that they have a greater impact.

[@blueking6996]

Scp:999 has breached containment. Be prepared for a hug depressed people

[@thesilentmarauder3758]

Yes, the wholesome being rare is what makes it hit so hard

[@wingedkatgirl]

Same. I 100% agree with you. It's like the light peeking through the darkness.

[@RandomTrinidadian]

Yep, nice to hear a wholesome story from time to time

[@gianttacogod]

@Ezra Cohen he is more chillax I guess. Only commits homicide when he decides “hmmm P E S T I L I C E D E T E C T E D”

[@wrath2501]

999 now has competition for most wholesome SCP.

[@trudigarner2500]

Yes

[@Merilirem]

.....test them together. Make her teach 999.

[@MenacingPerson]

nahhh

[@dat1pengu1n]

@@Merilirem smartass 999 sounds cool

[@catz_circus]

@@dat1pengu1n It does

[@InfinityParatros]

I'd love having a real life copy of the Miss J's Whiz Kidz Schoolhouse, from what i've seen Miss Julie is a nice and very effective teacher.

[@thedarklord5129]

Yeah, that'd be life changing for sure.

[@slippyy4252]

i definitely agree

[@RayzaRose]

It would make studying for my MCATs a lot easier. That's for sure

[@nicolechristina2023]

do people know this question;are there schools without grades?

[@dani_drawzz]

@@nicolechristina2023 there are I think. I’m not sure which ones though.

[@turisuto]

"Please let this be a normal field trip" "With Miss J? NO WAY!"

[@grubbiechirp5695]

God I love her. The fact she doesn’t even question her anomalous existence but still seeks to help people learn is just so amazing to me.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

This scp NEEDS to be protected incase a xk class event ever happens. They should save it in scp-2000

[@lotuseater2184]

Oh, that's actually a really good idea.

[@techno6467]

@@lotuseater2184 it really is

[@aarshir9500]

Odds are, it already is

[@epoxyresin3021]

It could teach the new generation if the procedure failed and the survivors had to rebuild on their own

[@XHUERO3]

She is a cd they can make copies of her , and put one in scp2000

[@thatbeagle6459]

Miss J: exists Koro Sensei: "Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"

[@user-id1hd4no6o]

Damn, that'd be a great battle. But they'd probably do better as a team.

[@thatbeagle6459]

@@user-id1hd4no6o tru

[@sansogamer4707]

They would probably just team up to help those students who have a harder time learning

[@deadshirt8781]

@@sansogamer4707now that's what I want to see

[@shadwchan3329]

I feel like Koro sensei would teach miss J how to assassinate him cause you know, he wanted to be killed and if this is for a different universe where Koro sensei doesn't wanna be killed then yeah they would be a great team, Koro sensei the main teacher and miss J the assistant

[@maturechimp1219]

Honestly, I was thinking that this scp would make you like “join her classroom” by making you jump into the computer screen. But it was surprisingly wholesome and sweet. Now if I can just get a hold of one myself

[@thelivingglitch1371]

The Foundation really needs to emphasize the “Protect” part of their motto for Ms. J. She is a CRT: Cinnamon Roll Teacher.

[@gamingdoctor8533]

You made me think of food

[@thelivingglitch1371]

@@gamingdoctor8533 “Cinnamon Roll” is also an Internet nickname to someone who’s a total sweetheart, like Ms. J.

[@squashgaming7219]

yes

[@gloomyPoltergeist]

It's just "SC" now

[@scoutbite4334]

Cruising on that main street cant remember the rest of the words. Ride on the magic cd rom!

[@AtomicRaptR]

Other kids: “We like turtles” Devon: “I like trains”

[@LUMINA3]

what have ya done

[@liewloongpin1269]

Ok

[@liewloongpin1269]

*train hits u*

[@Headgasket-]

NEOOOOOOMMMMMMM

[@newyorkrailfanner8058]

...

[@giomorrison9531]

This is one of the most wholesome anomalies I've ever seen! I'm happy that not all of them are evil or dangerous.

[@giomorrison9531]

@DANIEL ALVAREZ FERNANDEZ I did. I like that one too.

[@wingedkatgirl]

Same!

[@Aemni1]

What a wholesome SCP. SCPs like this one are the reason why i love these stories so much. It doesn't always have to be horrible or dangerous. Sometimes, anomalies can just be things that people wish they had in their lives.

[@aohige]

The Foundation needs to do everything they can to keep the GOC away from this precious lady. At all cost. I would sacrifice an entire Foundation personnel at a containment site if it means Ms. J is protected. Her value is literally immeasurable.

[@matthewluu47]

whats goc?

[@one-shotrailgun8713]

@@matthewluu47 an group with similiar intentions to the SCP Foundation. Except instead of attempting to contain them, they try to destroy them quickly. (And GOC is short for Global Occult Coalition.)

[@newkey5319]

Why the entire Foundation? Just throw some D-class at them until they stop

[@derekchauvin2756]

@@matthewluu47 Global Occult Colition

[@break_the_galaxy]

Agreed. Miss J deserves to be protected

[@overwatchsnipe8029]

This SCP weirdly enough reminds me of my arabic teacher, the guy spoke 16 languages and yet actually made speaking and learning Arabic, despite being an English speaker, one of the most fun things I’ve ever done. He even encouraged me to go and learn Chinese at some point. He’s genuinely one of the best teachers I’ve ever had, if not the best I’ve ever had.

[@monpuja]

16 languages i dont think that’s possible

[@jeanmarc6517]

@@monpuja I had a physic teacher who could talk almost every European language, and learned them just because he was bored. So yeah, its entirely possible

[@mrarithefox]

Mr J

[@avatarxs9377]

@@jeanmarc6517 people with really high iq can learn in seemingly unhuman spead.

[@jeanmarc6517]

@@avatarxs9377 More like lonely people with alcoolism can do anything when they're bored. I dont know if he was really smart or anything, but he sure did have time for learning.

[@shadowblood95]

You know its a wholesome SCP When even the D class gets a redemption arch.

[@johngennaria]

Was also unique that despite the having his memory wiped after the lesson, he retained all of the knowledge to study law. The only anomalous thing about Mrs. J was how quickly she turned someone of any educational standing into certified geniuses in not even a week. I also believe this is the first safe SCP in a while that actually not only saved humans, but bettered them. Color me impressed.

[@Devedeu]

If Miss J was real, I would've probably installed it as soon as possible and just learn every subject at school so I'd teach the class instead of my teacher.

[@goofball5182]

*The greatest Teacher ever* Koro-Sensei: “Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!”

[@manaomipotot9987]

Yup

[@ranjira7893]

Miss Frizzle says hi XD

[@axelpatrickb.pingol3228]

Koro-Sensei is an SCP in of itself if it exists in the SCP Universe. A super assassin that is a ticking time bomb...

[@Spoonyearsago]

All might in the back: I AM ALSO HERE!

[@Eques_Umbra]

@@Spoonyearsago Aizawa: "Didn't you have to use a 'Teaching for Dummies' book when you started teaching?"

[@emeralddigimon2202]

Teacher: alright kids today we will be learning about the solar system The Kid who learned about space via scp-5094: Are you really in charge here?

[@adamchristopher6917]

Miss J: YES. Now pipe down and pay attention, as this lesson could save your and EVERY life someday. :3

[@blueking6996]

@@adamchristopher6917 I’m sure she would be a bit nicer so something like: yes now could you please keep quiet. This could save everyone’s life and your’s too.

[@alexzandermanriquez8846]

The kid to the teacher: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@e5858]

[Proceeds to explain the molecular structure and habitability of each body in the solar system]

[@edwardflores751]

Next thing you know that kid teaches about FTL propulsion & gravity generators.

[@anothertarnishedone5960]

Wow, an SCP who is not only not trying to kill you on intent or error, but which is actually helpful without bad consequences

[@far5527]

Don't forget 999 and 131

[@metafox6942]

@@far5527 and 4999

[@thedude3868]

@@metafox6942 and 387

[@metafox6942]

@@thedude3868 and scp 2295?

[@StarionEdits]

Scp-999 is clearly a joke to you.

[@DanielKay06]

It's so rare to get a truly wholesome SCP with no hidden bad intent, especially one that the foundation is apparently aiming to use to actually better mankind instead of just locking it away :D

[@anayahnjie9349]

UGH WHY ISNT MS.J REAL I NEED HER IN MY LIFE-

[@LetsPlaypokemon-bc1xl]

@Vinold Ofoeze-Morrison give him a break maybe hes just slow learner

[@bittenonceshytwice]

same dude, same

[@widespirit7648]

I have a copy, do you want it for $4999?

[@knightheartless25]

Same. I wish I had the IQ of Einstein or even Elon Musk. Sigh...

[@CrimsonNightfox]

A teacher like that is extremely needed.

[@nickoli1993]

this is the only example of a D-Class getting out alive I've ever heard of

[@noobbutteryt9801]

Same

[@kdomkat3178]

Alive and better than when he went in

[@historytank5673]

Imagine getting her to teach teachers! You could effectively duplicate her in a non cloning way. Without also revealing anonymously. Just set it up as a special teachers extension school for exceptional teacher or even “randomly” selected teachers

[@dejesusramirezgeovanni3538]

05 council gonna be dead after this

[@EdgieAlias]

@@dejesusramirezgeovanni3538 is that such a bad thing?

[@rpgryder1886]

to make this work, you probably need to selective apply amnestics to the teachers, and you also need to find teachers who are actually good at teaching, even if they know everything they need to know, and more, if they suck at teaching then they cant teach it properly.

[@12inter88]

As an actual teacher I’d say it would have to be specific teachers - those who ACTUALLY care about the children and are passionate about the career. Trust me when I say we exist…but it’s more common people enter it for wrong reasons (summers off, work day ends at 2-3 pm, etc) or as “something to do while they do their masters”. Which is probably why a lot of people have had teachers who don’t care. Ms J would make an amazing developmental teaching course :)

[@friendlynhvamp3400]

@@12inter88 what would happen if Miss J was asked to teach those teachers how to be good teachers? Now that would be great.

[@apple._.floooff9964]

As someone with adhd and other issues, school was so hard for me and the amounts of times ive wanted to drop out is insane, miss j kind fo reminds me of my now home school teacher who is very patient and shows genuine fondness of her students. Having an empathic and passionate teacher is so important

[@Dravis1995]

Never expected an SCP story to be this wholesome.

[@Squishysquoshii]

Other SCPS:evil mysterious and hate you Mr's J: *wholesome intensifies*

[@ShayeMapes]

Me with scp 131, 5031, and 999: 200,00 units are ready with a million more well on the way

[@SuperiorChaotic]

@@ShayeMapes 5031 is... keter

[@karold6565]

All I'm saying is they said they haven't YET found anything malicious

[@jokerios23]

@@SuperiorChaotic but it's down to safe because of him turning into gordon ramsay

[@Sven73524]

I can say to miss j (slimey sqeaking)

[@discordchibi1015]

I want Miss J to be real. School, (online school as well), would be way better with her as a teacher. It seem like having her as a teacher would actually be fun and enjoyable. Wholesome teacher SCP needs to be protected

[@fist-of-doom487]

I think I speak for everyone when I say that everyone wishes they could have Miss J as a teacher

[@jabobok786]

Something uplifting about this SCP story is that the beneficial effects of the item could actually exist in real life one day if AI gets better

[@LampWithLegs]

I for once think Chaos insurgency should release this one

[@MoonlightMirage]

One of the first SCPs I read the files about, my gosh I'm jealous that Miss J and/or the game aren't real - I love how this SCP is an example of "just because it's an anomoly doesn't mean it's harmful" and man, imagine how lucky one would be to have had access to this SCP in the SCP universe

[@spiritlaw]

"Not all monsters act like monsters..." -Sun Tzu ... Wait sh*t this ain't Sun Tzu-

[@andyvassileff6592]

Here's a more interesting question. What exactly makes a monster, a monster? How do you define it? Diet that is dangerous to your species? Looks? Personality? That is determined by your mind specifically, or even of a group. Not everything has an answer and we shouldn't always question it either. If we didn't have so much knowledge and some people lots of power, then the world would be a much better place.

[@koujihimura8887]

Lol... I wonder how many people would refer that as a Sun Tzu quote if you didn't say it wasn't Sun Tzu

[@EdricLysharae]

🤣

[@blueking6996]

@@andyvassileff6592 in my opinion a monster is something that does not care about the things around it and will do what ever it can to stay alive/where it is

[@andyvassileff6592]

@@blueking6996 so basically government officials

[@volltar5529]

Me a failing student with only 40/100 on tests and exams who's in highschool: I need her now!

[@masonsykes2240]

Me, a college student in the same predicament except I have to pay for my classes: (SCREAMS LOUDLY)

[@infernohomura2941]

For real, I think all of us want Miss J to be real

[@infernohomura2941]

Especially in these times where we don't go to school and is always at home

[@MeMe-ic2zc]

Im learning programming rn and i need this

[@nichsulol4844]

someday store person offer but refuse and now want that back old copy

[@wingedkatgirl]

I thought she was going to react violently to being asked what she is but she just genuinely wants to help people learn.

[@dragonbornexpress5650]

Of course. That was what she was programmed to do.

[@priscillarodriguez8345]

Same

[@grayeaglej]

Seems like "Miss J" is less of an anomaly and more like an accidently created "Specialized Artificial Intelligence". Not a "True Intelligence"/"General Intelligence" like a Human being, but an extremely flexible and even creative program that specializes at a specific task, in this case Teaching. We use millions of such programs already today, some very primitive, some extremely complex like the KZbin Censorship Algorithms and the Google Search Algorithms. O.o

[@FireyDeath4]

But where does she get all the information from? Does she generate it herself based on spyware or does she just get it everywhere from "anomalous means"? Like she could just give scientists the Theory of Everything in one year

[@A-Warthog-cc1wm]

@@FireyDeath4 she could make certified astronauts in mere hours

[@Jester_Films]

Genuinely may be my absolute favourite SCP out of the entire existing catalog. If only Miss J were real; so many lives would improve for the better

[@Privateerblack]

I watched through the whole thing wondering when the plot twist would come and SCP-5094 would turn evil. The plot twist: There is none. Miss J really does just want to help and she does her best.

[@nicaleman3450]

if it was real (remember nothings never impossible just extremely unlikely) the d-class could have played phoenix wright

[@emeraldpistol1251]

@@nicaleman3450 according to the video of 999 apparently it can turn even the most aggressive people into saints. That and Miss J would probably end crime or at the very least cut it down by a lot.

[@nicaleman3450]

@@emeraldpistol1251 so... if c l o n i n g happens crime will go away

[@emeraldpistol1251]

@@nicaleman3450 in theory yes. Also I rewatched 999’s video and it was serial killers so I guess I’m not that far off. In practice? Probably impossible but who knows

[@nicaleman3450]

@@emeraldpistol1251 game theory needs a new branch for stuff like this

[@MoltenUprisingMK]

SCP:5094: Good morning, class! Kids: Good morning, Miss J! SCP-5094: Who wants to learn about the study of Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics?

[@corndogacist7162]

Miss J: Good morning class! Welcome to your first day of school! Kids: Thank you, Miss J! Miss J: Now then, who would like to learn about quantom physics and paralell dimensions!

[@Medineer_Gaming]

*nyeh heh heh intensifies*

[@NightGD]

Hell yeah

[@michaelzou4987]

"the foundation would never start to use an anomaly for thier own benefit" me: wait what? " whithout proper testing" Me : Ohh.

[@Lichcrafter]

Exactly my reaction

[@popiliakounakou5350]

thamuel: am I a joke to u

[@jasonZoo123]

Able in the background:"Pardon?"

[@nonchip]

"and then proceeded to find a bunch of unsuspecting kids to test it on" ah, yes, very proper :P

[@ceu160193]

@@nonchip Well, they first checked, that there is no physical damage to children.

[@SomeKindaHero117]

I rarely comment on these since I'm busy clicking the next one after it finishes. But I had to stop and leave a comment about how wholesome I found this SCP to be. Even more so is the Foundation giving that D-Class a second chance at life. All in all, a fantastic entry to the SCP series

[@limbo6848]

When they tell miss j to make an lesson about destroying all scps: 19 years later: And the lesson is done here.

[@tylersbbiggestfan]

That would actually be a big brain move

[@kyubeyo]

@@tylersbbiggestfan well not really actually...

[@limbo6848]

Why not?

[@playerskillet8281]

Kinda weird this isn't thaumeil

[@JocaPlays87]

This is misscauculated, just the 682 one would take 50 years and involve destroying 6 parralel universes and a bunch of pancakes

[@ComicalRealm]

From the title, I thought this was going to be some sort of Magic Schoolbus SCP

[@Birb2022]

LOL me too

[@alfiewitt6380]

me too...

[@mattgamei5vods649]

"Please let this be a normal field trip!" "With the friends, no!" *Commits multiple felonies and vehicular manslaughter while music plays in the background*

[@thegameranch5935]

Just imagine what will happen if the magic schoolbus was in the scp universe

[@thegameranch5935]

I want a magic schoolbus endless ikea episode

[@noctarin1516]

This legitimately is one of my new favorite SCPs now.

[@techstorezombie9316]

Why has the prospect of a teacher who truly wants to teach kids and see them succeed bringing a tear to my eye?

[@forge2627]

I love safe class scps, they're so wholesome

[@bullettime8760]

Keep in mind not ALL safe class scps are wholesome, safe just means that it requires little to no resources at all at containing and negating it's anomalous properties

[@forge2627]

@@bullettime8760 true true

[@JeckaIsAnotherSpecies]

@@bullettime8760 true

[@Mewx2_dj]

@@bullettime8760 understandable have a nice day

[@IcarusMundi]

And then we talk about SCP-999 and shit started to get real.

[@SpectrumSwordtails]

This is one of my top ten safe class Scp's. If only because of how incredible it would've been if we all had our own Ms J. Just imagine all the good that could come from having such a nice and patient teacher. Who could teach anything. That's a world I'd wish for anyday.

[@mariustan9275]

Whats the other 10?

[@lukethekuya]

Yep! What's the other 10?

[@mamunrashid6404]

other 9

[@antirockin5553]

The comments are telling something about society

[@SpectrumSwordtails]

Well scp 999 for obvious reasons. Then scp 343, scp 500, scp 914, scp 131, scp 1550, scp 387, scp 348 and finally though it is a keter class, scp 5031, because I feel like it should be a safe class anomaly.

[@MakinPeaceWithPieces]

This is one of the few SCP records that makes me cry. Truly wholesome.

[@MAHTONYSTOV]

Your parents cry every day because you’re such a disappointment

[@BitterJoyXx]

@@MAHTONYSTOV Lmao what, who got you fired up today shawty. Did you deadass wake up and chose violence?

[@MAHTONYSTOV]

@@BitterJoyXx no not at all just telling it how it is u feel me

[@BitterJoyXx]

@@MAHTONYSTOV what

[@tsm8004]

@@MAHTONYSTOV damn what's with the negative feeling about you?

[@HellBlazer_Constantine]

this is absolutely my favorite SCP it is very touching and sweet how much Ms J cares for her students and how happy she makes everyone.