SCP-5167 │ When The Imposter Is Sus │ Keter │ Cognitohazard SCP

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Item #: SCP-5167 - When The Imposter Is Sus
Object Class: Keter
Description: SCP-5167 is an entity known to manifest as a player of the online multiplayer game Among Us under the username of 'Phthonus'.
SCP-5167 will randomly join multiplayer lobbies of the game and participate as an ordinary player would, with the majority of its anomalous effects only becoming obvious following the initial encounter. During this initial encounter, SCP-5167 has been observed to communicate using the in-game chat function, although the majority of its speech consists of lengthy diatribes produced at little prompting from other players.
0:00 Title screen
0:12 Intro
0:28 Special Containment Procedures
0:59 Description
3:19 Analysis of Impending SCP-5167 Neutralization
4:40 Observation Log 5167-1
6:50 Outro
7:06 Patrons
8:03 End screen
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Corvus B. Used with permission & composed by him especially for this channel, many thanks!
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[@TheVolgun]

I'm sorry.

[@PanBrosGaming]

Good.

[@emingmann1400]

It's ok.

[@Eric-vr8oe]

Why

[@Umbral_darkness]

That’s sus

[@redanimatez939]

It's ok... kinda

[@WVLFP4CK]

termination order: accepted.

[@battlefields2mine]

Get rid of them ASAP - O5-

[@svijj_]

Even the Ethics Comitee agrees to kill it with fire

[@cowboy5215]

Please don’t

[@badjuju2721]

Terminate with extreme prejudice

[@LAV-III]

How do we destroy a cognitive hazard

[@cah137-y4s]

Friendly reminder that this was written by _Tanhony,_ the acclaimed author of SCP-5000 and one of the most popular writers on the site.

[@mr.sadguy1287]

I like this scp because it's pretty meta. Like you have among us, a game that going to be forgotten soon and a god that had been forgotten so this scp will soon be forgotten just like the god in the article

[@venus9343]

This is like when someone who is really good at a game decides to play the game with only melee combat because why not

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

@@mr.sadguy1287 It does say that the SCP is likely to neutralize itself if given time as its anomalous effects have been getting weaker and weaker

[@herissmon9878]

yo... my minecraft name is SCP5000

[@Yes-to5ji]

Well, people make mistakes, so we should probably call in MTF-Tau-5

[@ItsTheVioletQueen]

The fact that Wikipedia added this to his page: “In the SCP Community, Phthonus is the name of and assumedly the actual entity behind SCP-5167. He makes a direct reference on the SCP Wiki to his own Wikipedia page, commenting on how his legacy is encompassed merely by ‘three... sentences on Wikipedia.’” One of the best meta things I’ve seen in a while. Edit: It got edited out. :/

[@skeletonking2501]

Lmao, imagine how pissed he got when they got rid of it

[@tentilol]

it was even pointed out in scp-5761's file

[@viceroy___]

So glad that got removed.

[@keebilavnder]

???

[@donnieraczynski572]

@@viceroy___ among us is best game

[@kuro8854]

Scp 5167: *Does a whole speech* Players: Red is sus

[@Luizguilherme-iz9yl]

The thing is, dude he knows how to say his things

[@singulator2291]

@@Luizguilherme-iz9yl ye u only play smart if ur impostor

[@Luizguilherme-iz9yl]

@@singulator2291 what makes smart people sus?😳 ⠀⠀⠀⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ⠀⠀⠀⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ⠀⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽

[@singulator2291]

@@Luizguilherme-iz9yl no thats not what I said im smart if im imposter but I act like everyone else with the whole random cause as a crewmate its not that smart people are sus its that sus people are smart

[@Luizguilherme-iz9yl]

@@singulator2291 that explanation is sus my dude

[@perfectlyfine1675]

I'll pretend like this wasn't actually written.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Quality control for what’s submitted to be scp’s is so low, The bar must be at the bottom of the ocean

[@lxlas8204]

Fr...... there’s a lot of GOOD scp stories no one will read on KZbin (or it’s super crappy quality) but this... gets through? I don’t understand but I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see it either bc the bar is so fucking low it doesn’t follow the concept of gravity

[@Nudhul]

@@pajamapantsjack5874 I mean has there ever been QC? You know, with the infamous self insert entry...

[@tomisabum]

@@Nudhul That's fair, tbh; usually it doesn't get out of hand, but I did start getting bored with the newer ones as they got pretty memey. This, though. Yikes. Least its short.

[@Mr.ManiacaI]

Your profile pic really sells your comment to me

[@samuelbott6104]

I think the essential idea of this SCP plays with the short lived nature of online trends such as Among Us. An old god latching onto a video game and it's cultural impact in hopes of being reborn and reshaping the world anew, only to realize that the horse it hitched it's wagon of insanity to was nothing but a flash in the pan. Should have chosen Minecraft.

[@theoneandonlyloser8111]

Guess it was because SCP-4335 already took that one- Sad moment

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

@@theoneandonlyloser8111 is that by chance Herobrine?

[@theoneandonlyloser8111]

@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Nah, it’s a mostly original creation. You should look up a video on it, it’s actually pretty good and a lot of SCP KZbinrs have made vids on it.

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

@@theoneandonlyloser8111 weird you would expect Herobrine to be one with given the craze and all for so many years as it would make sense

[@johntheherbalistg8756]

@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Somebody has probably written Herobrine on the wiki before, but I doubt it gained the popularity necessary to be an "official" SCP

[@18themxxn_]

In two or three years, someone's going to stumble upon this article not knowing what Among Us is, or perhaps having forgotten about it. Then the theme of all things eventually falling into obscurity and irrelevancy will reach its full potential

[@alfalldoot6715]

I think people will still remember Among Us like Fortnite and Minecraft, but whether it will still be popular is unknown

[@csapomate7372]

They will be videos going down the amongus rabbithole

[@johntheherbalistg8756]

Internet historians in 2120: "Nobody has any idea why the plastic toy looked like a big toe, but this is the file..."

[@IAmValenwind]

@@alfalldoot6715 you overestimate their popularity. tell me, do you remember Colossal Cave Adventure, Zork, or The Crimson Crown? how about Usurper, Land of Devastation, or Legend of the Red Dragon? surely you must remember ZZT, Commander Keen, or Secret Agent Man? how about Pools of Radiance, Eye of the Beholder, or Buck Rodgers: Countdown to Doomsday? maybe Yar's Revenge, Night Driver, or Star Raiders? it is inevitable that time will wash away the memories of those who never played it. i mean, Town of Salem was all the rage before Among Us got popular... and nobody talks about ToS anymore. Daggerfall was all the rage before Morrowind, which was all the rage before Oblivion, and now all anybody remembers is Skyrim. there are few games the caliber of Pac-Man, Doom, Everquest, and Minecraft. most will fall to the sands of time. Among Us will inevitably be forgotten, too.

[@afailureofaanimator6744]

@@IAmValenwind … time flies…

[@gordier6787]

You see This is what happens when ancient deities try to be “hip” and “cool” with the kids

[@Exotic4M3]

"How do you do, fellow kids?"

[@nubiedubie1651]

actually the opposite. It references the fact that amogus is dying

[@NotDanP1an]

@@nubiedubie1651 I mean there's a new map coming out soon and a couple of people are excited about that

[@gremlinfifty2308]

@@nubiedubie1651 The fortnite kids are finally leaving

[@theauiditor9720]

Yo dudes, the empires pretty chill maybe you could like join it or something

[@calibold2136]

> SCP-5167: I was there when gods walked among men > among Guys I think SCP-5167 has an among us reference

[@simonbaker3971]

Yo cal is that really you? Weird to run in to you here man!

[@bob_1216]

Sus 😳

[@du_nut_tuch_me4230]

Amogus

[@parentheses4662]

Pogchamp i am the 300th like

[@coolestman6301]

amongus

[@iamdom8167]

"Red is sus" the entire Scarlet King described in three words.

[@invaderhydre]

I like how this article is about a god trying to combat his fade to obscurity at the mercy of the popularity of a fad. It’s made better by the fact that it’s main criticism is that it won’t age well because it’s overall premise seems like an attempt to gain popularity by being an Among Us meme.

[@ankoku37]

art imitates life imitates art

[@VechsDavion]

I can't believe this wasn't a J scp. This one isn't going to age well.

[@thecondescendinggoomba5552]

Nah it's good

[@ActuallyZee]

@@thecondescendinggoomba5552 no.

[@GreenScrapBot]

I would have never expected to find you here. lol Played some of your Minecraft maps almost a decade ago!

[@Spark412]

@@thecondescendinggoomba5552 No

[@thecondescendinggoomba5552]

@@ActuallyZee yes

[@spensirmclife6549]

Is this SCP basically just an elder god trying to be hip and relevant again?

[@ThatYoderVODS]

Well there is the fact that Phthonus is the Greek god of jealousy. So it’s safe to assume that he was jealous of the success of the game and attempted to sabotage its players. Why he wants to sabotage the games players and drive them away from the game while still remaining relevant is absolutely mind boggling and I think Zeus may have inbreed his family a little too much

[@spensirmclife6549]

@@ThatYoderVODS Oh cool, didn't know that. I thought the name was something made up but this is way cooloer. Thanks!

[@meateater2180]

I see, sabotage, this scp must be an amogus reference

[@JayElJay]

@@ThatYoderVODS is the Wikipedia page only three sentences?

[@ThatYoderVODS]

@@JayElJay since he’s the god of jealousy he seems to be over exaggerating. It’s actually five sentences, but there’s still other sites still talking about him. So yeah he’s a prick

[@darthsackboy]

Phthonus' Wikipedia page literally has only 3 sentences describing them lol, the rest is about his female counterpart, Nemesis, lol

[@erikhieronymus7015]

What is Nemesis?

[@michaela644]

His more well known sister and counterpart, Greek goddess of violent revenge and retribution.

[@fist-of-doom487]

@@erikhieronymus7015 goddess of Revenge

[@LelouchOnTwi]

Eh, he'll probably be a persona someday

[@XSniper74184]

I'm not going to lie, I thought this was a -j at first but I was pleasantly surprised. Like, an ancient god that keeps getting revived against his will in ways that just embarrass and frustrate him shows some potential. Like the brutal murders and paranoia is just side effects of his existence that fade as he dies again. He's not malicious, just incredibly pissed and depressed. It could use a bit more to really be good, lean into the question of why the hell a forgotten Greek god keeps coming back, against his will. Have a couple other, older appearances of the SCP, maybe with something else that'd be dumb for him like as a message spelled out in pet rocks, "Why must I live again?" and then the factory workers all killed each other to try and be the only one with the rocks. Just some stuff like that and it goes from being something wierd popping up in a popular game to a reoccurring anomaly with popular trends. I know I sound like an idiot but this one honestly has some potential.

[@UGNAvalon]

I think he doesn’t appear in any random fad, but instead is “summoned” by concentrations of paranoia. Among Us becoming massively popular was basically a bonfire of lowkey paranoia. A better historical example would be the Red Scare, or even the Salem Witch Trials.

[@edward9487]

@@UGNAvalon Both of which had ended up in the killing or tossing out of people, though the Red Scare was one man's paranoia, shouted out, and amplifying others' paranoia, if I had to recall it. Salem Witch Trials were mostly to figure out who was a witch, but all cases, they were to kill someone - innocent or "guilty."

[@UGNAvalon]

@@edward9487 even 5167 itself mentions ppl getting homicidal in the beginning, before paranoid delusion symptoms eventually lasted only a couple weeks in the affected. it would make sense that paranoia from decades/centuries past would be more violent.

[@InsaneGreatsword]

I was gonna comment “Why this?”, then I saw the Volgun’s comment “I’m Sorry” and fuckin lost it.

[@iamtheoracle]

Ok

[@adamwilliamson8906]

same

[@elka7951]

Lmao

[@higgsbonbon]

the supernatural: *BE NOT AFRAID* humanity: a m o g u s

[@comradekenobi6908]

ooooohhhhh ooooohhhhh ahhhhhh aaaaaahhhhhhhhh 🐒

[@FancyMcSchmancy]

amongus

[@johnsaints969]

aMoGuS

[@Issengan]

Wow. Youre desperate for a comedy role arent you? Quarantine really hit you hard

[@higgsbonbon]

@@Issengan the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[@jerrytheeraser3230]

Imagine working in the scp foundation for years and get assigned to this.

[@UGNAvalon]

“Oh hey, well at least I get to play games for my job, rather than deal with stuff that could actively maim me.”

[@Mhaakify]

O5: "Kind of Sus, terminate it." Scientists: *EMERGENCY MEETING*

[@aSloppySandwich]

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain." -The Vulgon, probably

[@TheVolgun]

amogus

[@umcaraqualquer9555]

amogus

[@practikal9891]

amogus

[@daniic5175]

@@TheVolgun ur the best person

[@aSloppySandwich]

Amogus

[@boeufbourgeoisie]

Very clever, the author dated the story by giving the anomaly a diminishing effect with time

[@dinotales4943]

My friend, I am so glad that you are one of the few actually paid attention when reading this.

[@connorthornberg]

Yeah I assume this is meant to correspond with the game's decreasing popularity. That's how a lot of gods gain power anyways, by having people thinking or talking about their domain. If this entity is the God of suspicion or something along those lines, his power definitely would decrease as the game loses popularity.

[@princeapoopoo5787]

the haters just see among us and go ha ha cringe it should be a -J as if every scp that's remotely funny or quirky automatically belongs in that category. ffs, -J's are written as shitposts, this one actually feels like a proper article.

[@Hitoshuratdn]

@@princeapoopoo5787 the story is fine. I just hate amongus

[@elijahfoltz3755]

@@Hitoshuratdn What do you have against the game? It's totally harmless.

[@riphidura6160]

I love that the dramatic speech is accompanied by the chat message popping

[@TheNewman200]

Innersloth: updated the game where you have to pick selected word on a quick chat instead of typing something yourself on the chat with a keyboard SCP-5167 Object class: Neutralized

[@com-ev5wq]

U can change that in settings

[@cosmicdragon7901]

There was also a typing limit on it so I don’t think he’ll be able to type long paragraphs. If he can that means he can break the rules

[@PTuxs]

*good*

[@richardgibson8403]

Cosmic Dragon I think he was typing it in multiple messages so he can still rant about his lack of sentences on wikipedia

[@raflystiansahlatif5293]

Fun fact: Phthonus (the god that's referred to in this SCP) is the Greek god of envy and jealousy. So basically, the god of jealousy is jealous that a game about beans in spacesuits is more popular than him. Also yeah his Wikipedia page is literally only 3 sentences

[@bateli9733]

Thank you.

[@viperbot5311]

Lol

[@jackiesharp018]

This poor God. I feel so bad

[@fist-of-doom487]

@@jackiesharp018 the god just wants acknowledgment and everyone has forgotten him. He thought causing pain through a popular game would get him recognition but even with that plan he seems to have given up and is just depressed.

[@samathnimthaka3864]

Big oof

[@angelotanase8931]

I can imagine people in 40 years seeing this not knowing what among us is and will be like "holy shit this scp is so scary"

[@mr.e3300]

i very much doubt that considering lingo

[@Renosen]

But it says ".. A player in the online game Among Us by the username of ..."

[@iamcooper3530]

The SCP genre will die in like 10 years no way it lasts 40 more years

[@mr.e3300]

@@iamcooper3530 well they made a movie base on HP lovecrafts color out of space last year

[@stardragonflame]

@@iamcooper3530 I think it will last 69 years because back story and maybe a movie lore and a lot stuff

[@epic.alex27]

When the imposter wakes up in an scp keter class containment chamber... and looks sus:😳

[@hermanator157]

Nice touch adding the pop-up bubble sound effects during The Anomaly’s speech

[@PixlPixel]

Dr. Miller: “Agent Johnson, please stop making the Jerma face. We have a containment breach. This is serious.”

[@DarkVeghetta]

Correction: Dr. Millar

[@justaneditygangstar]

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[@sasquatchkidPS3Xx]

Amogus

[@squeaktheswan2007]

Miller sus

[@yocuff130]

S U S

[@ultimateqmazing2537]

Wait a second....did he accidentally possess a character in among us thinking he’d have a chance at life again? Now he just wants to die because he’s stuck?

[@turtsmin5835]

I think he just thought he would be able to enjoy himself, but alas this technological age has been a burden on the Greek gods and thus this.

[@wikipediaintellectual7088]

He made playing amogus his memetic ritual because it was popular and was vaguely close to his previous sphere of envy, but immediately lost his will to live by dealing with the playerbase.

[@antr6436]

I like this scp it’s clever and the fact that it’s gonna age badly just kinda proves the gods point

[@IndirectCogs]

There's a sequel to this btw and it's about the containment AI in this ascending to godhood, becoming Amogusrath - The God of Sus

[@18themxxn_]

That sounds great

[@glacialblast2588]

@@18themxxn_ nononononono

[@kingkadster2426]

Was expecting this would have to do with seeing among us characters in everyday objects and it spreading through the population

[@randominternettoaster7859]

same

[@boxcarz]

I thought it would be anything to do with the memetic popularity of Among Us... Anything, ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR A GREEK GOD TRAPPED IN A SOCIAL DEDUCTION GAME!! GOD, WHY?! OUT OF ANYTHING IT COULD'VE BEEN RELATED TO AN AMONG US COGNITOHAZARD...

[@jhfridhem]

Ngl that would be better, like after you play with the SCP you start seeing among us characters everywhere.

[@indg0205]

@@jhfridhem Ehhhhh, nah I feel that'd be worse and quicker to become dated, like there is some merit of the personification of jealously and envy coming back to life and playing a game all about that but realizing the world has changed, they've been forgotten, and just wanting to die.

[@Fa1seP0sitive]

This is a coverup for the real SCP

[@companioncrusader1069]

I can’t take it anymore, seriously I’m at my limit.

[@ion7662]

I can’t anymore, NO MORE AMONG US EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT IT MY FRIENDS SENDS ME AMONG IS MY GILFRIEND SENDS ME WHEN THE INPOSTOR IS SUS STO PLEAS

[@shaggyrogers3872]

I literally am at the peak of my anger and pain.

[@DountTime21]

I want to die

[@iSyriux]

It's so incredibly agitating when everyone makes among us memes and says "sus" every few minutes. I've played the game once on my phone before, and for 8 minutes. I uninstalled it because of how incredibly boring and shallow the game was. I just don't get why people like the game, at all. This SCP article belongs in the trash. I'm pretty sure everyone who upvoted the article is below the age of 12.

[@Chujoi0]

@@iSyriux Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus! Sus!

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

I see people claiming this aint gonna age well. Well shit, because I actually love the idea of Gods Playing the games Of Mortals for once, just so we acknowledge them as "plausible".

[@ak-47withafancylivery68]

Imagine a foundation member scrolling through reddit and seeing a "when the imposter is sus" meme

[@Amongusaurus]

Even better, imagine a relatively new foundation researcher looking through the files and just seeing one of them labeled "When the imposter is sus"

[@SAMURIADI]

fyi: Phthonus was the personification of envy in greek mythology and yes the wikipedia page as of right now only has 3 sentences and 1 reference

[@mcintoshpc]

yeah I’m supremely upset that funny amgous scp is actually kind of conceptually interesting

[@jasonbarelli7412]

All the people complaining about "Among Us SCP what the fuuuuuu" didn't actually watch it, I feel It made me sad

[@gilbertotabares8196]

Yup. I had to look it up. Even in the Greek mythology site it's a very short entry. Turns out he was basically a cosmic blabbermouth and instigator. F&%K him. Grant his wish. Let him stay dead.

[@jamesbaker3153]

@@jasonbarelli7412 Ironically they make the overall point of the diatribe in the video by missing the point entirely.

[@baconlovingvampire4523]

Hahaha

[@jeshegames]

"Good afternoon everyone." LIES ALL LIES its a terrible 10 PM

[@gieromguy_does_nothing_pro8458]

It's a horrendous 12:55 am

[@pangolinh]

its an abhorrent 1:20 pm

[@thy_queen_arsene]

It's a vile 6:30 pm

[@ashinthehouse1710]

PAIN

[@breadpriest]

Its a painstaking nothing There is only Snow and darkness

[@barraki6706]

I'm starting to get the feeling the fact that this was born to suck is the entire point, considering Phthonus's desperation for validity and realizing how futile it was.

[@janx1978]

Kind of a shame how many people dismissed this one out of hand just cause it deals with among us in its subject matter. It's actually pretty cleverly written.

[@chezmix64]

The fact that it was originally an internet urban legend the foundation just decided to look into to be safe implies that the foundation canonically probably looked into the talking Angela stuff

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

Jeez

[@joe2453]

Same with Slenderman and Momo

[@geoshark12]

Herobrine as well kek

[@TheRedJadex]

Don't forget Majora's Mask.

[@billflunkendorf]

Imagine the foundation just looks into every creepypasta ever written

[@commonviewer2488]

This SCP seems to purposefully be designed to be forgotten after awhile passes. Kind of sad.

[@TheGenchannel]

Almost like a certain game... Hmm....

[@AverageUsernames]

Sus😭😭😭😭😭😭😳😳😳😳😳😳😳amongus‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️❔❓⁉️❔❗❔

[@AverageUsernames]

@HARRY ZHANG sus😳

[@checkit7528]

@HARRY ZHANG sus😳

[@tinygoblinlvl.3151]

No

[@gimbley1354]

I have never wheezed so hard at an SCP reading before

[@theboringrat1024]

Imagine saying something deep and something that effects you emotionally to strangers just for them to say “red sus”

[@themememaker4929]

5167: *I was there when gods walked among men* Everyone else: Sus

[@epicgamernik76]

AMONG

[@stardragonflame]

S U S

[@stardragonflame]

@William Sheridan I won’t say that if I was saw scp-5167

[@lancevancebaby4987]

S U S S U S *S* *U* *S* *A* *M* *O* *N* *G* *U* *S*

[@saskiar.7395]

lmao imagine them going on about being a god etc and everybody just spams "where" in the chat 💀💀

[@jeshegames]

A God of Treachery’s reincarnation trapped in a simplistic The Thing-esquires video game based off treachery and deception. No wonder he’s in agony.

[@gremlinfifty2308]

The desecration!

[@humanbeingwithinternet4031]

And I'm the one who has to hide all of the pain.

[@seveneight6238]

can't like the comment its at 420 :/

[@GuukanKitsune]

Phthonus wasn't a god of treachery, he's a god of JEALOUSY.

[@GermanKinsmen]

​@@GuukanKitsune He committed treachery in the name of jealousy, so same difference.

[@tinathemacaw]

this made me think. would the foundation research every urban legend, creepypasta etc. in case its actually an anomaly needed containment..?

[@epicman2669]

seeing him stand there so intimidatingly ... im shaking

[@starflight]

*checks date and time* *Its not April* Oh wow this is serious. Huh. Well, thank ya for the lecture, Dr. Millar.

[@YellowPeej]

I literally clicked off to my calendar to check if it was April 1st somehow

[@sudree2387]

when dr Millar is sus! ⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ㅤ ⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀. ⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ㅤ ⠀ ⠀ ⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂ ⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽

[@saskiar.7395]

"I WAS THERE WHEN MANKIND WAS CAPABLE OF LEGEND" the chat: "where" "pink sus" "where" "whre" "where"

[@Zedryx69]

Phthonus is just sad. We need to tell him that maybe he shouldn't be playing a game which will die soon, and instead go to Minecraft, because that's where everyone actually wants to go.

[@Ephlaght]

orang

[@nencat419]

Wherw wHt

[@trash_lol]

whre

[@gooper3644]

Technological Broadsword “ignore meme game I don’t like and instead go to meme game I like”

[@matthew3009]

I love the idea of a forgotten god becoming suicidal from spending too much time in among us.

[@swaginton1180]

people say this isn't going to age well. but given the fact that that seems to be the point of the article, I think it's a perfect fit considering the entity talks about how its new existence is slowly fading as the game dies. why it would choose to inhabit fucking among us out of all games is beyond me though

[@theoneandonlyloser8111]

Probably chose Among Us because it was popular at the time, only for it to die just as fast.

[@yosefzanerva806]

"Man has moved on. The only legacy I have left are the fucking sentences on Wikipedia." Now that was funny.

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

It’s actually true too, Pthonos’s Wikipedia article is tiny.

[@darrenaqilawangsech8652]

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 In Greek mythology, Phthonos /ˈθoʊnəs/ (Greek: Φθόνος, Phthónos) was the personification of jealousy and envy, most prominently in matters of romance. In Nonnus's Dionysiaca, he is by proxy the cause of Semele's death, having informed Hera of Zeus's affair with the princess. He also appears in Callimachus's Hymn to Apollo, goading the god into an argument. That's it. literally three fucking sentences.

[@thechaosman638]

@@darrenaqilawangsech8652 i mean i would be mad if all i had on a Wikipedia was 3 sentences

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

@@darrenaqilawangsech8652 yeah, doesn’t even really explain what he did.

[@dominiccornhead7812]

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE

[@dylanbrewer8605]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@pickleman1130]

OH GOD THE INFECTION IS SPREADING

[@coolestman6301]

HELP

[@pickleman1130]

I MUST CURE THESE FALLEN SOULS

[@XenoZen_]

AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US

[@amarat.]

This was the most serious amougsusy joke ever

[@noircoll]

Me realizing it has no J: Oh my god.

[@burlyfoil1022]

I find this scp to be actually really cool, even as a meme, An ancient god who is desperately clinging onto this world for relevance. Only to realise that inevitability doesn't care for whether you are a God or not. As he slowly decays, longing for the pain and misery to end. Even becoming so detached and flooded with nihilism that he takes an ingame question as a personal one about him.

[@satriosukarji1777]

@Fax Machine Nah, this fits surprisingly well. This was the most popular game at the time, so it'd make sense why he'd clung to it since at the beginning, he seems to be trying to gain relevance again, but now that it's popularity and relevance is dying, he just wants it to end quickly and die along with it.

[@aruantinobre522]

I like the idea but the fact that he is in an game just ruins it

[@gooper3644]

Satrio Sukarji Yeah it’s a shame so many people think it’s cool to hate everything that’s popular, because this is actually pretty cool when you understand the Greek god context. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not even close to some of the really good SCPs, but I’m still happy it exists

[@AverageUsernames]

ATTENTION ALERT WE HAVE FOUND AMOn GUS REFERENCE??!!! AMONG US IS ATHE BEST IQ GAME red susssss. red susssss. red susssss. red susssss. red susssss. red susssss. I SAID RED SUS WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING FORTNITE BAD! FORTNITE BAD!! FORTNITE BAD!! FORTNITE BAD!!FORTNITE BAD! FORTNITE BAD!! MINECRAFT GOOD!! MINECRAFT GOOD!! FORTNITE BAD! FORTNITE BAD!! FORTNITE BAD!! FORTNITE BAD!! FORTNITE BAD!!FORTNITE BAD!! SPACE SLOOTH IS THE BEST INDIE GAME COMPANY EVER. R/SUS R/AMONGUS R/EJECT R/JERMA R/MEMES R/DANKMEMES GIMME THE UPDOOTS AMONGUS!!!! DEAD REPORTED!!!! ➡️ To be continued. ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA red susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred susred sus OOOOH YOU SAID FORTNITE GOOOD AND INSTRAGRAM, NOW DOWNDOOTS YOU A-

[@AverageUsernames]

@Fax Machine Just an attempt at being funny at making copypastas.

[@pankakemancer4952]

Volgun: Asks his subs for their favorite SCPs that he hasn't covered yet Also Volgun, like a month later: SCP-5167 | When The Imposter Is Sus

[@grilledleeks6514]

spoiler alert: None of us care what your favorite scp was

[@chrish8584]

@@grilledleeks6514 Spoiler alert: Nobody asked

[@eddieazimi5865]

@@grilledleeks6514 by "none of us" you mean only you, right?

[@mr.sentient7344]

@@grilledleeks6514 I care.

[@goroakechi6126]

Tanhony somehow made a SCP that is supposed to be incredibly dated and that’s literally the whole point. Bravo, man, I actually really like this one.

[@panzerboidasixth6892]

*"How do you do, fellow players"* ~The Impostor (probably)

[@veronicawexel1291]

Just wondering how many people named Phthonus are gonna be popping up in public lobbies after this.

[@boxcarz]

Thousands, likely.

[@aghitsaplane4262]

We have unintentionally strengthened this scp for memes sake

[@RukilEngetsu]

I was actually thinking of doing it just to see if anyone got the reference. Or just try to vote me out as soon as the game starts XD

[@boxcarz]

@@aghitsaplane4262 Hm... Considering their lax temperament in the diatribe, and the fact that they're a Greek god, I wonder if that's even a bad thing.

[@MrAverageGuy69]

Scp 5167: *Explains that his an alternate universe entity* The players: *RED IS SUS*

[@aghjklkjh4375]

red sus guys

[@cheezkid2689]

Involuntarily spat out my water when I saw the title. Had to clean my monitor after.

[@noiced6546]

Pthonus turning S in SCP into Sus

[@jasonschumacher1412]

"idk dude this SCP is kinda sus, maybe we should label it keter"

[@Exotic4M3]

amogus

[@arthurnotsogamertyu2576]

should we put it in apollyon bacause man he is sooooooooooooo sus

[@savzsav9518]

Ye this should be apollyon becuase more than 500million people exposed

[@lucaskoring4500]

Amogus

[@pebbles9973]

When the impostor is [REDACTED].

[@slovakiacz4752]

Among ⬜⬜

[@artificialchaos9717]

You're such a [REDACTED] baka I know took my [REDACTED]!!!!

[@errorcharlie6930]

When the [REDACTED] is [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@thomas.thomas]

[COGNITOHAZARD REDACTED]

[@axis1677]

People are judging without even fucking reading it. thats the point, how everything nowadays just passes quickly, first you see a meme, and 2 days later, theres a new one, and the same one is "dead" thats the point, hell, even the ARTICLE says that 5167 cognitohazardness is fading away each day, each month, and by the year, it wont be nothing *but a faint memory.*

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

I have to watch this before anything else XD proof that scp content is something you need in your bunker

[@consumerofworlds3368]

This popped up in my notifications and I nearly lost it

[@DatboiDemonX]

SAME. 😂😂

[@joshgroban5291]

SAME

[@randominternettoaster7859]

exact same

[@helmsman8045]

As soon as I saw it I looked up the number and it was real

[@pelonio6181]

Can't wait for this scp to be changed to "neutralised" status.

[@dr.soviet8687]

NO NO

[@vandagostyle5994]

YES YES.

[@luminiteore]

HELL YES

[@karmanicisadumbass]

NO

[@NUTLORD007]

YES

[@xxBOJOMANxx]

kids in a decade when among us has died down and scp still stands, will find this, and find among us, and think it's the scariest game ever. it'll be herobrine all over again.

[@SovietSpectre]

i like the fact that while this thing was doing its speech, you can still hear the voting going on in the background. now that's attention to detail.

[@kendorappa6389]

the fact this was actually accepted as a real SCP should be an even bigger priority for termination than SCP 682

[@anomalousunkillabled-class6824]

@@chandisraygor3299 Hearing that someone had actual SCP content written and that it was rejected in favor this, likely just killed off any ambition I had to write my own SCP's.

[@thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268]

@@anomalousunkillabled-class6824 based off your username I think you might have a pretty good -J on your hands

[@ThePandoraGuy]

@3rd Battalion Royal Australian Regiment An asshole. Imagine a giant, grumpy crocodile with the hair of Fabio that hates humans. Oh and it is highly adaptable.

[@emilianozamora399]

@@chandisraygor3299 if your idea wasn't accepted over this chances are your idea was shit

[@emilianozamora399]

@@thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268 no he doesn't

[@EdoFuzzy21]

"Let me stay dead this time... I'm tired..." This was silly, but interestingly poignant.

[@mohamedouhibi5389]

kinda SUS bro

[@psyberklown3434]

I vote sus

[@an0maly404]

True, this scp is well written and isn’t for me that much of a joke scp.

[@derp-construction3341]

I figured it was referencing a old god, mostly forgotten but for three sentences on wikipedia.

[@fevre_dream8542]

@Nathaniel Arndt Considering that a few creepy pasta type SCPs exist, I don't mind this too much. Like smile dog could be a totally legit cognitohazardous SCP

[@katiemorrill4318]

The sound of players voting while SCP-5167 is talking made me absolutely crack up!!

[@thronezwei4412]

I do love the sounds of voting in the background as 5167 does his diatribe.

[@greyman7605]

This isn't a surprise but the fact its a cognito hazard kinda makes it cool

[@clefty2671]

What does a Cognito-Hazard do again?

[@chadgunner4403]

@@clefty2671 DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT SS S SU SU SS SUU AMOGUSSSSSSSSS

[@greyman7605]

@@clefty2671 sus?

[@johnwi7179]

POKEMON NUMBER 591 AND THE SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PIGS

[@ImmortalAbsol]

An Incognito hazard if you will.

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

And now, for today’s episode of “I can’t believe it’s not a J!”

[@boxcarz]

"Now this looks like a j

[@atronixz]

I honestly looked it up in the wiki after watching this to see if it was a J

[@waldofelix29]

Holy shit, it's not a J!?!?!

[@YankeeFromArizona]

@@waldofelix29 yup lol

[@scalyfoot8142]

nonono youre just too much of a PLEBIAN to not get the DEEP and COMPLEX meaning behind this WORK OF ART. you clearly do not UNDERSTAND scp at all...

[@liMushroom]

S- so this is canon now😭

[@acreativerock7843]

sus

[@revolveranimations]

Sussy yes

[@andrewquinn8993]

Due to the whole non Canon thing it's your choice.

[@beebs56]

Anything is canon if you're brave enough

[@Slowrath]

Unfortunately.

[@Pennywise12528]

Never forget that -- at least in one SCP timeline -- Jerma is indirectly responsible for the neutralization of a resurging old god.

[@josemiguelcaballerorestrep2101]

The GOC: “now this looks like a job for me”

[@alfredlaalpacadeageofempir9215]

"So everybody, just follow me"

[@thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268]

@@alfredlaalpacadeageofempir9215 “cause we need a little controversy”

[@boxcarz]

@@thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268 'Cause it feels so empty without me.

[@skullbucket819]

the fact that this is not labeled "-j" is very alarming

[@anumber7216]

Site’s gone real downhill lmao

[@maruwatchesyou8281]

Does -j mean joke?

[@skullbucket819]

@@maruwatchesyou8281 yah

[@DiamondZombie]

You could say it's "sus".

[@Mark-Wilson]

it has to be a prank jearly april fools and will be j after a few days????

[@GoranDaily]

This is actually good , i like the effort u put into this, srsly u dont need to be sorry

[@conlooka9356]

To be fair, in Greek mythology, phthonus really didn't do much apart from starting an argument and inadvertently getting a princess killed.

[@uniconwizardsb1122]

The only difference between an official SCP and a -j at this point is that -js can kill 682.

[@22beesjustvibin67]

No, the distinction is that -js are entirely nonsensical [killing 682 is entirely in that category] This article is only nonsensical in its premise It's a dead Greek guy who is lashing out because people forgot him And he's lashing out in a game that is fading from people's memories, thus making the article a classical comedy [tragedy + time] I personally do not like it, but it could be seen as a genuinely interesting SCP It's not "the funny space bean man appears behind you and calls you sus" It's "I am angry that I was forgotten and I will lash out through this game that is being forgotten"

[@Seals-ky6dj]

@@22beesjustvibin67 your correct he is a god photunus they even joke about it since photunus is on wikipedia but the articale is only 3 sentences

[@xiro4395]

@@22beesjustvibin67 nobody cares 22bees

[@tinygoblinlvl.3151]

Scp-682 sus i vote

[@uniconwizardsb1122]

@@tinygoblinlvl.3151 *SCP-682 was not ejected* *1 Imposter remains*

[@GermanKinsmen]

An old and forgotten Greek God is so desperately trying to cling to a new life that he's willing to join a fucking meme game that's concept technically falls under his domain. However, he finds the new existence among the mortal player base (AKA *us*) so utterly mind-numbing that he wants to die and stay dead. The comments: *amogus*

[@hachiroku7999]

Amogus

[@Nic-og2qq]

Amogus

[@pink3791]

*amogus*

[@gremlinfifty2308]

*amogus*

[@playlistmaker5169]

*amogus*

[@thebestindividual]

with the new update, I think that scp will be using quick chat now since he doesn’t have an email

[@Honza67382]

In the words of the postal dude: "you gotta be f****** kidding."

[@medikpac7105]

The icing on the cake is when every player in the lobby gives zero fucks and just ejects an SCP into space. Incredible.

[@velnz5475]

well, wouldnt you if some player decided to say those things?

[@jeshegames]

straight up sounds like markiplier stalling or charlie trying to sound really deep when hes just not giving a damn

[@LilacStarbloom]

When the SCP is sus

[@sorelfield4963]

Quick, somebody add a "references in popular culture" section the Phthonos' Wikipedia page.

[@Zedryx69]

Good idea.

[@Wired_User]

As of now it is not been added, smh

[@theunderboss2088]

One month later, but it has been done. You're welcome.

[@theunderboss2088]

Update: Currently engaged in a bare-knuckles brawl with an anti-vandal bot in order to ensure this moment in history is saved. Wish me luck, fellow Foundation personnel.

[@thesuperdoge2476]

@@theunderboss2088 defeat the bot Goku Drip, i believe in you

[@hokage102364]

I'm just trying to figure out why the Greek god representing romantic envy and jealousy would have thought Amongus was his chance at revival...

[@devindetrixhe5747]

this video is a fever dream i absolutely love it

[@ratgamer4778]

“I’m gonna pretend like I didn’t see that”

[@hijeatsdirt]

amog us

[@waldornprime5567]

For anyone saying this is out of immersion, this is on the same wiki with “200,000 liters of baked beans”, and “Jesus Yums Me”

[@hydralizk6631]

Those are infinitely better

[@simonbaker3971]

Oh God vore jesus! I remember when someone reccomended that to me in the irc chat! I think it was Dyslexion who told me about it when I was talking about one of her cursed articles she was like "bro imma show you something much more cursed"

[@epsilon-eleven]

Isn't that first one a -J, though?

[@waldornprime5567]

@@epsilon-eleven surprisingly, no! Look it up, SCP-4252

[@Nameless-ln5mr]

Don’t forget SCP-3006, the “We Are Number One” video that creates copies of the actors whenever it’s replayed!

[@LuckyDoge]

*SCP-5167 was the Imposter* *0 Imposters remain*

[@Dact78]

I lost it with the text chat sounds after every monologue paragraph.

[@insertgoodchannelnamehere]

This is funny, but it should definitely be a -J article.

[@bobbyonkazoo3512]

These are my thoughts exactly, no article with red is sus in the last few words should be main series and not -j

[@thesuperdoge2476]

Nah

[@user-yz7cd9eb4c]

@@bobbyonkazoo3512 hi fellow pingu

[@bobbyonkazoo3512]

@@user-yz7cd9eb4c I see another man of culture

[@thecacklinggoblin1452]

We are not a joke. Your bones are belong to us friend.

[@syncout9586]

The funniest part of this is when 5167 is going on his monologue and you could hear the Among Us votes being cast in the background

[@willsith9762]

And he's not joking, his legacy really is three fucking sentences long lmao

[@TopOfAllWorlds]

People saying this wont age well... when that's litterally the point. Lmao

[@zeddwulfen7737]

Exactly. People miss the whole art of this. Granted it could be expanded to other mediums, dead mediums, fads, so on, if you get the point it doesn't have to be.