SCP-682 VS SCP-082 (SCP Animation)

SCP-682 VS SCP-082 is a face-off between The Hard to Kill Reptile and Fernand the Cannibal. Who will win? Watch and find out!
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Based on "Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682" written by Dr Gears: scp-wiki.wikid...
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[@shadosden12354]

082: "goodbye my dear friend!" 682: *onslaught of slurs and swears* 082: " haha! Good one, untill next time!" 682: *INTENSE HIGH PITCH SCREAMING*

[@justinsiemann7190]

082 was british and 682 was scottish

[@aqua9800]

This made me laugh

[@jilloliver6685]

*682 breaches containment to espace 082*

[@EXPLORERX1234]

​@@justinsiemann7190well that explains a lot about there relationship

[@ashtonboutwell6154]

​@@justinsiemann7190yes

[@fantomas884]

Fernand: "Goodbye good friend!" 682: [RACIAL SLURRS]

[@yousaywhatnow2195]

I feel like the term “frog” is somewhere in there.

[@Thetoucanman918]

Damn I never knew 682 used Twitter

[@Masonthetoaster]

@@Thetoucanman918 I love your reply

[@Masonthetoaster]

@@yousaywhatnow2195 definitely

[@Saturns_Crystals]

Nah he’s yelling cannibalistic slurs 😂

[@chaoticallyliving4221]

"ONWARDS, MY MIGHTY STEAD!" *noises of supreme humiliation*

[@EternalExistence]

*_"Russian Anthem Remix Starts Playing"_*

[@jaxonvolking1971]

@@EternalExistence Vladimir Putin kicks open the door

[@Pompompruin119]

@@jaxonvolking1971 I don't get it

[@very7962]

Lmao the funniest thing would be an embarrassed 682 😂

[@gamekiier45]

Scp 082: YEEEHA Scp 682: AH GOD YOUR BREAKING MY [Censored] BACK!!

[@hellbusterdragon]

SCP 682: _I am afraid of no man, but that, it scares me_

[@Karmanoplayz]

O82: hello there

[@freraag247]

If 082 wasn’t so friendly there’s a chance he would’ve actually killed him

[@funclub6862]

@@freraag247 nope He knew about 682's plot amour thats why he didn't dear to eat him

[@praisetheSun990]

And 173

[@nickdelgado27]

He is afraid of 173

[@The-Branch]

"682 has breached containment! Get 082!" *"Oh [Expletive Redacted] that, I'm getting back in the acid pool-"*

[@TheNamgorf]

😂🤣😂

[@Roblox_Guy-ff6yu]

Lol

[@Brickthrower35]

Could you blame him

[@PyreOManiac]

"LET ME IN WHY DID YOU LOCK MY DOOR"

[@searchwhatdidaphmaudointik6813]

682: man am outa here 082: oh no you dont your gonna be my pet bitch

[@gene1491]

682: *sees sadle* "you wouldn't!" 082: *wearing coyboy outfit* "YEEEEEHAAAAAAW!!!!"

[@solihinsolihin4142]

Dr.kondrki:hey that my job

[@Smol_beryy]

More things dr bright is not allowed to do

[@Hyperfixations_here]

082: oh yes I would

[@helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217]

Me: so are you guys friends Fernand: yes 682: NO

[@EdenTheCreator366]

Bruh Just say 682

[@helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217]

Fine

[@Ahahashir]

Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: *Me.*

[@helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217]

@@Ahahashir wdym

[@Ahahashir]

@@helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217 Me

[@austinreed5805]

If someone would animate this battle, SCP-682’s face when he saw SCP-082 would be priceless. XD

[@annexamv2776]

True

[@tate_talk574]

Yes

[@bullyman5895]

or it will be a dramatic anime fight

[@MrInkerson5048]

Priceless indeed

[@Lolipopys_Official]

@@bullyman5895 🅨︎🅐︎🅢︎🅢︎

[@juliansoria7733]

This is canon. My fucking sides. Also nice 082 interpretation Hunter!

[@brysonholloway4849]

In the scp universe, everything is cannon and not cannon at the same time

[@dizzydots4786]

THIS IS CANON?!?! OH HELL YES

[@a-foe1516]

"When questioned about their relationship, SCP-082 expressed a fondness for SCP-682, referring it to as "my Bayard." SCP-682 has expressed intense hostility to SCP-082, saying "why can't that ignorant little [EXPLETIVE REMOVED] just die?!"

[@juliansoria7733]

There is something about 682 asking why someone else can't die.... funny

[@annexamv2776]

@@juliansoria7733 lol yes

[@Zezlemetkun]

From it being 682 I'm going to guess it isn't twit. Also irony of him being angry someone won't die

[@emeraldn64]

It could be a confirmation of 682 being one of the 4 horses of death due to the saddle and being rode like a horse by 082

[@Brickthrower35]

No "why cant this little [REDACTED] just die"?

[@lyanayap2774]

" SCP - 682 has breached containment, quick get SCP-082" SCP-682: "aight where's that acid pool."

[@Glmorrs1]

I always wondered how they alway got 682 back in containment after each breach.

[@hanzzel6086]

@@Glmorrs1 Lot's and lot's of bullets and sedative.

[@whodatboy1223]

@@Glmorrs1 there's multiple ways to knock 682 out so they probably used one of those ways

[@janvesely1087]

Stolen

[@magicstone3802]

Copied

[@str2010]

"Oh just *redacted* great, what did those pathetic *redacted* humans bring this time?" "GOOD MORNING, OLD FRIEND!" "OH *redacted* *redacted* #$&@?!€¢¥£, LET ME *redacted* BACK IN THE *redacted* ACID POOL!"

[@NZAO4933]

I ges I'll see 682 ther

[@Ryuu77777]

"Are you two friends?" 082: "Yes" 682: "No"

[@Ibot_GM]

Fernand: Hello my old friend 682: *Kills himself*

[@dizzydots4786]

So how was the hard to destroy reptile finally neutralised? Was it the hard work of our teams, after decades of research? Or maybe the antics of our own anomalous staff? "uh, well... during a cross test with Ferdinand... the cannibal began reciting tales of their misadventures and how they were such good friends so long ago. And after a story of how 682 once forgot how to spell the word Cactus, The uh... The lizard definitely adapted! By... suddenly ceasing to live." "...what?" "Yeah! Sudden full system shutdown, immediate cessation of all brain and heart functions. Never woke up. Just died?" "...Why?" "We think it literally died of embarrassment. Of course, no records exist of the tales of Ferdinand and the lizard, but... well. Yeah. Big Lizzy's neutralised."

[@silverhawk6748]

682: kills everything Also 682: goddamn it Fernand quit using me as a horse

[@golden-facemyme4496]

The way SCP-682 slowly walked back was hilarious

[@mysticmongrel1289]

682: *Breaches containment visibly* PA: Attention SCP-682, we're going to bring Ferdinand to you if you do not return to containment effective immediately. 682: May I assist in fixing my door first?

[@destinyholy7825]

Oh my goodness lol

[@kingblueaxolotl6584]

Fernand: oh splendid my friend lives Foundation: it’s not that splendid

[@hprc490]

Welp, looks like another win for scp-682 (technically, because he didn't die) Btw nice voice for scp-082

[@Lady_Chalk]

Good lord, your icon

[@theblackout5192]

Naw, cuz 682 wants 082 to die and he didn’t die

[@metanightmare4454]

Well it seems like it died a little on the inside. Does that count?

[@werty21100]

@@metanightmare4454 oh the delicious irony lol 😂

[@xandan1668]

@@metanightmare4454 you win 🤣

[@RetaliationStudios1997]

082: "So long, old friend!" 682: [SWEARING MIXED WITH HOMOPHOBIC SLURS]

[@vinalrecordxx106]

SCP-682: *somehow breaches* SCP-082: *also somehow breaches containment* SCP-682 after seeing him: *Immediately runs back to his Acid pool*

[@noob_bg4794]

LOL THATS FUNNY

[@5spec]

@@noob_bg4794 It's a mistake, JellyBean sucks

[@beansat3am]

*"Something we can't repeat if we want to keep monitization on this video ."*

[@ZudinGodofWar]

Wonder what he said

[@YOURFAV069]

​@@ZudinGodofWar I think he said B████

[@capitanaless1o493]

​@@YOURFAV069or the n word

[@eos5273]

"FETCH ME YOUR FRIENDS SOUL LUCIFER" 682: WAIT FUCK NO NO PLEASE NOO AHHHHH

[@W4Ffl3d]

HTDR: "I fear no man but that thing," Fernand "It scares me."

[@w0lf29]

One shutters to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask of cruel chronic sustain

[@westcoastvibes9154]

They managed to kill 682's spirit atleast 💀

[@rodrigoandorinha9259]

I think the spirit took most of the damage from 999

[@dinamosflams]

That one goes to the "emotional damage" category against 682, which is better than no damage at all

[@DergPH]

*Emotional damage*

[@annexamv2776]

The way 682 raises it's hand in embarrasment at 0:38 is pure gold!

[@AnaklusmosPSI]

Imagine 682 being like “I HATE THAT NI-“

[@shougozero259]

I imagine that someone in the foundation recorded this and is still laughing about this to this day

[@pollution_fan]

I absolutely love it when 682 cusses it just so funny to me

[@mrhenry404]

this is literally the funniest cross test so far

[@AstroUFOAssailant]

Scientist: So How Was The Fight? SCP-682: It Wasn't A Fight It Was Horse Riding

[@solihinsolihin4142]

Dr.kondraki:frist time?

[@eyes4sky59]

"Ohh splendid my friend lives" Just the accent * chefs kiss *

[@monke7919]

"Oh splendid my freind lives" had me laughing

[@NickAsNickName]

What if they threatened 682 to be docile, or else they'll bring 082 to him? XD

[@KazimiraPR]

"You eat one MORE STAFF AND I SWEAR I'LL GET 082 ON SITE." SCP-682: ".... Okay." *Goes back to containment cell.*

[@Glmorrs1]

That’s probably how they always get 682 back in containment so quickly after each breach. “Get back in the cell or we’re getting Ferdinand!”

[@noob_bg4794]

LOL

[@PNWSurvivor]

Fernand: Hello old friend, let’s wrestle! 682: gamer words for years

[@GiasfelfebrehberDeltarune]

I love this, finally 682 doesn't breach containment after a failed test and instead gets humiliated

[@freegamer707]

i’d call that a win, i mean ferdinand humiliated 682 so the foundation must’ve found that hilarious

[@Seraphinus112]

Sure SCP-628 is near impossible to kill, but it'll have to live with the shame of what happened.

[@ItsAdamMC]

SCP-628?

[@andysnider6984]

And that is worse than death.

[@mrarithefox]

Scp 628, my favorite musical trees 😃

[@Ninjapizza8247]

Ah yes SCP-628 the thing that I 100% know about

[@elirchi9214]

I see meme potential in this comment.

[@uigrug]

Ferdinand: To infinity and beyond my loyal steed 682: you son of a B-

[@hewitt2005]

The battle of the 82s

[@DergPH]

Yes

[@Rash_Entity]

WAS THAT THE BATTLE OF 82?! (I know it's 87 but I just really wanted to make this joke and 82 is close enough)

[@samuelcarelli858]

​@@Rash_Entityno it's 82 you had it right

[@smithofburdens]

Fernand: *Rides 682* 682: *And I took that personally*

[@solihinsolihin4142]

Also Dr.kondraki:wait that my job

[@aneko31]

We should just take every SCP that makes 682 ashamed like 1915 and 082 humiliate him at the same time (if possible) or in sequence, until he just gives up on life

[@Executable_file_404X]

Scp 082: hello my friend Scp 682: sent help

[@agentsmithy]

"So, you guys are like friends?" Fernand: "Of course we are!" 682: *in the corner*

[@TianmenSquare1989]

I am the friend mentioned at the beginning, and proud of it.

[@NoName37124]

Me too

[@codyknight6897]

Same

[@xx_gam3r_aress1ed_2oo5_xx3]

I was thinking about SCP-096’s Orgins.. If he was found on the mountains, and SCP-1529 claims to be the king of the mountain and kills anyone who opposes him, does this mean that SCP-096 was just a failed murder. And now since he’s all cold and shy, he just wants to disappear, he has no more life, he doesn’t need he’s life, when they used SCP-978 he just wanted to be gone, he had a life, but now he can’t bare to have one…

[@ItsAdamMC]

Yeah because when they used SCP-978 he was shown not there.

[@hellbusterdragon]

Yes actually. That is true. The King of the mountain kills by looking at the face of his victim, so it is an adaptation. This theory is true in some Universe of the Foundation.

[@ronnymeister824]

there is a video that that dude living above a certain height failed to break the will of shyguy with his anomalous abilitys and shyguy turned into a living dead that also has anomalous abilitys and a strong hate towards everyone who looks into his face cuz thats how he was transformed

[@frostyvoid827]

In my personal head canon 096 and the wendigo skull were once the same entity, but somehow split apart

[@pinecraft2102]

SCP-082: Who are you SCP-682: I am you, just 600 ahead... (Template of the joke is not original)

[@DergPH]

Lol

[@salicaguillotines]

💀

[@easports5697]

*oh splendid my friend live!*

[@ItsAdamMC]

Could you turn these into a playlist called SCP-682 cross tests?

[@pollution_fan]

Agreed

[@creeperbait_42]

BEST IDEA EVER

[@sinva4847]

You made 082 sound exactly like Sheogorath

[@nicinat0r]

Truuuue

[@AverageDunce]

I mean, Sheogorath is basically like him but with braincells

[@maroonweaboo]

Ever since 682 said he didn't like Badminton, Ferdinand tried to get close to 682 by pretending to still be his friend so he could kill him. Of course, 682 realizes this.

[@galaxytsd]

Any scp: i can destroy anything! 682: *now this looks like a job for me*

[@deetheottsel]

82's voice is golden

[@necrolycoris]

Lizard boi : FERNAND YOU *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* Scp staff : now thats friendship owo

[@ShampootheSpider2019]

OwO what’s this type of friendship UwU

[@DergPH]

Oh

[@AverageDunce]

@@ShampootheSpider2019 Ferdinand really riding him 😳😳😳

[@HatofMemes]

Ferdinand: Hello. 682: nope back into the acid pool-

[@enyekem]

Here’s the conference between the 2 if you think this might be funny: SCP-682: Oh [DATA EXPUNGED], you're still alive?! SCP-082: Hello again, my fine steed! Ah, how pleasing it is to see you again! SCP-682: I assure you, the feeling is not nor will ever be mutual. Get out, now. SCP-082: Tut, tut, mon ami, that's rude. Now hold still- SCP-682: No, get back! Don't come near me! I'll claw your eyes out- NO, NO!

[@QuietKid2009]

HASGFGRGFDHDHSHSCHSHAHAJWHAHAHAGSAGAHSHAGAGKDHKLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@KM_CM]

"Fernand began to ride 682" Imagine this taken out of context.

[@Ash31108]

I can't stop laughing at this one ngl

[@headlitethe.unstoppablemoron]

scp 082: *"we ride at dawn, bitches"* scp 682: *genuine fear*

[@pixelated_gamers1069]

682: I fear no man but that thing, *082* it scares me

[@kittensintworole5293]

SCP 082: My loyal steed! SCP 053: Excuse me? That's my steed!

[@PartigradeCannon]

SCP-682: Only the little girl is allowed to ride me.

[@ginamillondaga9598]

Out of context that sound sus

[@Thetoucanman918]

@@ginamillondaga9598 🤨

[@Botreporter]

🤨📸

[@someguynamedguss1061]

682: MICHAEL! DONT LEAVE ME HERE! *Ferdinand comes closer with a seat on his hands* 682: MICHAEL!!

[@King_Thulsa_Doom]

Death by Humiliation.

[@HerrGoofball]

Fernand: Adios Amigos! See ya Later! 682: **Twitter Time.**

[@annesn1fan50]

If I may ask, who draws the thumbnails for the videos? and is there a database for all the images?? They are dope af that would be cool!

[@peppermint_shorts747]

082: So long my friend! 682: *racial slurs and swearing*

[@ivanoliveros3929]

Looks like we have someone who can tame him! looks like he is nearly beaten!

[@solihinsolihin4142]

Dr.kondraki?

[@someone6590]

This is still my favorite shorts video on this channel! 😂

[@christianwatson2951]

"Are you two friends?" (No.) [Yes.]

[@tashirosyuraffi4300]

682: *Breaches containment* Fernand: oh there you are, lets go my loyal steed 682: *evolves to be able to reverse time*

[@ladymecha8718]

If SCP-682 is a child of The Scarlet King, and SCP-082 considers SCP-682 it’s steed, what makes the Scarlet King to SCP-082? Maybe SCP-082 isn’t lying about being nobility if he is part of The Scarlet King’s court.

[@pembrokelove]

This is an amazing theory. They need to question Ferdinand more closelyb

[@Ash_Queen]

I’ve actually watched this video! I like watching these when I’m bored.

[@Ash_Queen]

@DripTrollKing cool.

[@name-lp1qi]

Make one where Able (SCP-76-2) vs 682 a short video

[@aidonpor8211]

682 stomps

[@name-lp1qi]

@@aidonpor8211 no Able would bring out his sword and slash the beast

[@aidonpor8211]

@@name-lp1qi have you ever heard of doctor bright's chainshaw Canon?

[@name-lp1qi]

@@aidonpor8211 yes

[@aidonpor8211]

@@name-lp1qi scp 682 has been sliced multiple times and it reganarated easily. Also althow able has above average strenght speed and durability he is nowhere near scp 682 witch was able to go toe to toe with powerhouses like scp 106 and scp 096

[@random-rl9xq]

OH SPLENDID MY FRIEND LIVES!

[@jaywinters4328]

i love how "that friend" looks like nikoocado

[@hopeful2495]

"So long mate! 😊" "YOU [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]"

[@ChesterManfred]

Hmmm, monetizacion, sounds true.

[@astroloqe6208]

"Ferdinand began to ride 682" sounds like the start of some bad fan fiction

[@cosmicfails2053]

I mean Is Is this technically a win since... 1) no BS plot armour mega mutation transformation 2) no uno reverse card break out attempt 3) 682 was genuinely just "dear god, make this stop."

[@AverageDunce]

4) Unlike 95% of these, he doesn’t breach containment and go on a massacre

[@arcticdragon8593]

I never thought I'd feel bad for 682...

[@thatonefeller525]

Honestly it would look cool if 682 made 082 his owner

[@solihinsolihin4142]

Nah dr.kondraki is better

[@timesoul3658]

We need a full video on this

[@Archdevil_Firkraag]

I have an idea to defeat 682. we get doom guy, the dragonborn, and the lone survivor to team up on him. One of the words of the dragon rend shout is "mortality", meaning the dragonborn might be able to strip 682 of his immortality. Doom guy and the lone survivors are also powerful and have weapons the foundation likely wouldn't have.

[@shbmd451]

yikes

[@scpfoundation9939]

Boi they have alll the guns.

[@sylvestercat1898]

“Are you (two) still living?” - SCP-682 to SCP-082 at some point

[@jesusfeathers3477]

Use 082 as leverage to keep 682 under wraps

[@-clovercookie-9152]

*082 appears* 682: "OH NO NOT HIM!"

[@Egg-76]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AT THE END

[@a-foe1516]

682 said a ton of profanities lol

[@Botreporter]

@@a-foe1516 Nice opinion one small issue your in my walls tonight

[@AverageDunce]

@@a-foe1516 I see you everywhere

[@frostyvoid827]

@@a-foe1516 I think I saw you on Reddit

[@asiangaming8409]

You know it’s bad when 682 is trying to run away

[@theoriginal13coloniesusa11]

682: WHAT?! Panzer Elite: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[@phantom_commando5296]

After that you should tell 682 this: for your embarrassing moment, we will delete this test from the records.

[@chanderkantadatta1707]

001 after learning about this fight : You dissipoint me son

[@lukejurdak7874]

The fact that 682 can get embarrassed is kinda funny but at the same time kinda sad

[@skylerlott1872]

Now we need him mad so that both fights one another

[@globetrotteur8642]

"He's a friend from work"

[@muchotexto4248]

682 be jumping into the acid like a rat into a KFC deep fryer rather than picking up a fight with Fernand

[@_THE_OHIO_]

Bro, pull that saddle out of nowhere

[@budderz908]

682: I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me

[@ravenwashere1776]

I wonder if 682 would be more complacent or more violent if he was given the choice to cooperate or have to interact with 082 again... Probably more violent, but it's funny to imagine this big scary lizard acting like a child scared you're going to take away his TV privileges lmao.