SCP-682 VS SCP-2599 (SCP Animation)

SCP-682 VS SCP-2599 is a face-off between The Hard to Kill Reptile and Zena Cho. Who will win? Watch and find out!
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Based on "Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682" written by Dr Gears: scp-wiki.wikid...
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[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

682: “KILL ME, DO IT” 2599: “🗿”

[@mincat1412]

🗿

[@justarandomcow107]

🗿

[@kizerwinn663]

🗿

[@RidhoFebrian-]

🗿

[@Endermic_HR]

🗿

[@GamingGamer22]

Plot twist: 682 wasn't being clever, he lost the fight and was genuinely begging for death

[@isazwat]

Scp 682 true form be like: ;-;

[@apersonthatexists7946]

@@isazwat prob not cannon to this tale lol

[@GooseyTheReal]

"do it I have no family"

[@zhaiketoledo3658]

682:F@ck you now I really wanna die aww paiiinnn

[@xiufan9156]

@@apersonthatexists7946 wtf is a tale

[@monadoboiz9778]

Some insight for those who don't know. The little Korean girl is actually a reality bender with no control of her own powers. She's very distraught over not being able to finish the things she's ordered to do. She wants to finish them, her powers just don't let her.

[@IsabellaCV]

And dont forget the most important part...she can't obey the same order TWICE, that is why the following experiments were fruitless, Because she "almost killed" the Lizard...so she can not try again

[@WasabiGoblin]

And if you try to ask her something that is a paradox you can start an “end of the world” scenario lol

[@LordDoom10]

@@WasabiGoblin No, she summons bunnies to comfort herself.

[@phoenixwithahalfofdragon936]

Imagine you can bend reality at your will yet said reality bending powers prevent you from getting anything done

[@imienazwisko6150]

How about we say to her: complete every order by 200%

[@Jbird728]

682: "kill me!" zena: well now I don't wanna anymore

[@Jessica18010]

Every mother and their kid ever Except for the kill part

[@Gimmemi]

Lmfaooo

[@kapmawiamawia8653]

😂😂

[@BD_The-Black_Demon]

XD sucks for you 682

[@Ihatemyaims]

​@@BD_The-Black_Demonscp 682: SHUT UP KID

[@bleach-kun]

Let's be honest here, he wasn't being clever, he was just embarrassed a child kicked his ass.

[@DreadDuckies278]

True

[@wildspirewarrior211]

He was begging to be put out of his misery

[@xrrgr]

@@wildspirewarrior211 yeah

[@RandomSkull69420]

​@@wildspirewarrior211Yea, the foundation was torturing him for decades😔

[@gachalordnoobie4911]

​@@RandomSkull69420We're talking about a *LITERAL* spawn of what could be considered the SCP universe's version of Satan that hates all forms of organic (and some non-organic) life. I think it's kinda deserved XD

[@godmergiethemobilegamer]

What they should have done Guard: "kill it 200%" 2599: "ok" Guard before she walks: *puts ear buds on her*

[@xkennox3343]

She would hav only put one on

[@starwolfcyberlight4546]

@@xkennox3343 _puts 4 ear buds_

[@technodude458]

@@xkennox3343 that’s only if you gave her the order to put them on

[@ukkomies100]

and play doom music from the plugs

[@rabadonsdeathcap7418]

Ear buds are proven to be inefective use air pods

[@GG-lk4xf]

I like to imagine 2599 just start to have a crisis on the spot trying to figure our how to half kill something

[@somegoodsoup7008]

Turn it into a vegetable Edit:Labotomy, I was thinking of Labotomy

[@WeevilLover9000]

@@somegoodsoup7008 Vegetated invincible reptile paralyzed by the waist down HE CANNOT FEEL HIS LEGS

[@Rhoasckm]

Just beat it half to death

[@KCrenshaw74]

@@Rhoasckm it was already damn near half dead when 682 said that.

[@thechaosinsurgency9463]

Scare it half to death

[@Varizen87]

Poor Zena Cho has one of the sadder stories... She's just "Not Good Enough."

[@tauceti8060]

2nd only to Iris

[@danxiaoguikexin]

Her parents saw she got 99 in Math

[@petergao96]

@@danxiaoguikexin for Asian parents, 99 might as well be 50%

[@chunkycat1649]

@@petergao96 Asian parent when their kid dorsnt get full mark:" No rice for you"

[@serencefrostbite3362]

@@petergao96 99% is actually worse than 50% to some of the more result-obsessed parents, or those of older generations. If the child get a 50%, that's it, they were a failure, there's no denying that. No matter how much the parents try, it's cleared that the gods have decided that this child will not be as good as others, at least when it comes to the brain. That's fate, a cruel, disgraceful fate, but fate nonetheless. Their hope will now lies in the other children, if they have any. If the child gets 99% but not 100, then that means the child wasn't stupid. A stupid child wouldn't be able to get that high of a grade. Why did their child not get full grade then? Because the child didn't try hard enough, because the child was lazy, and through those shameful behavior, the child has brought shame to the family, the kind of shame that can't be blamed on fate, because 99% is not the grade of a kid born stupid, only that of one who wasn't taught to work hard enough. Source: I'm an Asian :p

[@sprite2.058]

682 adapts faster than a high school relationship

[@Itsappuru]

"Kill it twice" Zena: *Ok!* Only once tho!

[@NxOxZxOxMxI]

I love how the animation shows her looking back like: “Well, what do I do now?”

[@oyen4gaming768]

1k like and no reply? I got u bro

[@mrmelira2962]

2k like and -1 reply?

[@mrmelira2962]

Wtf bro, 1,4M LIKES? WTF

[@EXPLORERX1234]

She's like, "Hold up, wait a minute. Something ain't right. I've already done my job now haven't I? Hmmm what now?

[@Sophi.-bruh]

*short circuits "we're gonna need to reprogram her-"

[@egelloccollege3915]

I would love a live action version of this. Just imagining the sight of a tiny Korean girl beating a god-like lizard is really amusing.

[@rainshi2756]

I would like to see the young girl in live action with 682

[@OmegaQuinn]

@@rainshi2756 wait a minute, that don’t sound right

[@Cabal662]

@@rainshi2756 👮‍♀️🚨

[@iaml2348]

@@rainshi2756 👮‍♂️📸

[@littlemrpinkness295]

She froze and he didn't kill her? WTF?

[@ihateflicknotes3939]

Imagine being 2599 trying to figure out how to kill a giant lizard that can regenerate in seconds and it later then telling you to kill it but now you have to figure out how to make half dead and half alive

[@tuachixiong5232]

The pain never ends.

[@minebloxik5209]

Bro survived attacks from narrator But is now getting punched by some Korean girl

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Make it crippled half alive half dead

[@Jessica18010]

The fact that she’s Korean and they literally drew 2 lines for her eyes- 💀💀

[@therandompole0000]

That’s realistic for China

[@Izumi_Yuuichi]

its better then just making her white

[@thebuhman7287]

@@therandompole0000 do you mean asia?

[@MJOLNIRMARKSIX]

Plot twist. She's the one that drew them.

[@micrology3350]

@@thebuhman7287don’t tell the American that that they aren’t the same thing

[@questionableclips]

What if they give her sound canceling headphones so she can’t hear 682 when he tells her to do something

[@danielalvizua6956]

but AFTER they say ''attack it until it is 200% dead'' right?

[@xplainalotttv4351]

To think that the only thing they needed to do was to make sure she could not hear 682 before entering to the chamber, because in this case 682 words were his last words and not some adapatitive measure.

[@marcellXcatalyst]

682 didn't do it by accident, it's whole thing is adaptation, their focus would be to use ways to order her from then on.

[@nema151]

It would tell her telepathically.

[@unoriginal2552]

@@nema151 ear muffs and that joke Scp that eliminates memetic waves or whatever

[@deathbringer8307]

@@unoriginal2552 then it would probably get rid of the earmuffs or probably kill that memetic scp first or something, short story short, the lizzard has plot armor :\

[@zegura1730]

@@deathbringer8307 90% of the plot armor of the whole scp foundation

[@Techpriest_Skitarii4935]

682: PLEASE KILL ME KID 2599: [visible confused] 682: WHY?!

[@menacemaguire335]

They should have said kill it 200% and don’t take commands from it for however many days

[@Rycraft2006]

just say infinite days of ZERO ORDERS from 682

[@menacemaguire335]

@@Rycraft2006 hmm I’m wondering if this is a paradox since infinity is not a number you can calculate, what is half of infinity?

[@Rycraft2006]

@@menacemaguire335 half of infinity is infinity so...

[@xXmlgamingXx355]

@@Rycraft2006 still a paradox. Specifying the time makes more sense.

[@Rycraft2006]

@@xXmlgamingXx355 2 trillion years then

[@flowerwaifu]

This is my first time learning about Zena and honestly? As a young Korean teen I can relate :,)

[@estebanmendez5545]

Dr bright: hey Zena take over 200% of the world Zena: ok

[@hellbusterdragon]

Now only if the Foundation gave her noise nullification headphones after giving the order.

[@sanicinapanic4264]

682 would just hit them of or just be really loud

[@opossumleader3645]

682 could: A - Adapt to be loud enough to shout through them B - Adapt to speak telepathically

[@justanormalguy3718]

that won't work

[@hellbusterdragon]

@@sanicinapanic4264 well the bargain would be it wouldn't realize what the headphones are for. Oh well, anyways its plot armor would not let it be killed.

[@somegoodsoup7008]

Listen to everything 682 says

[@themanwhoapproveseverythin5144]

Who would win: Immortal and intellectual lizard able to regenerate within seconds Or One little Korean girl

[@SCP_Void_7274]

Well.... 682 won

[@minhtrinh509]

Anime in a nutshell

[@cristinagomez3283]

The winner is.......... The immortal and intellectual lizard able to regenerate within seconds!!

[@gamingtokyo7349]

i say rimuru would win there is always a 3 option

[@matthewfoster6651]

@@cristinagomez3283 *surprisingly by a small margin*

[@theeggdeliverysystem306]

Damn, I never felt so represented by an SCP.

[@F15ElectricEagle]

You're a reptile?

[@Gragor837]

@@F15ElectricEagle He a little Korean girl

[@F15ElectricEagle]

@@Gragor837 "He",... Aren't girls female?

[@jrlopez1027.]

You do only half of what youre commanded?

[@dmitryklevchuk6436]

U regenerate?

[@Mira-lj8vq]

Lets be honest. The demon voice is just- 💀💀

[@Eifelwolle]

he chugged 2 bottles of sparkling water without burping

[@HamdGrenade]

It’s like when your going to clean on your own terms but then your mom tells you to do it

[@atruedragonlover7398]

Foundation: “how many times have we tried to kill you?” 682: “yes”

[@tuachixiong5232]

Yeah, very accurate.

[@atruedragonlover7398]

@@tuachixiong5232 I just want you to know that I was trying to sleep in this room that is mostly dark and your notification turned my phone on and it scared the shit out of me

[@tuachixiong5232]

@@atruedragonlover7398 omg. I'm sorry. XD HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!

[@ghostgodkermit7354]

Tell SCP-2599 to kill SCP-682 and one stronger SCP as a task. Tell her to kill SCP-682 first though. That way she’ll finish 682 and not even begin on the other SCP.

[@jovankabroz6858]

"KILL ME YOU SACK OF ORGANS, DO IT!!!" -SCP 682

[@GamesUnitee]

"DEW IT!" -Emperor Palatine

[@jasonzawtun]

- Jason and Skylerstudios: Destroy 200% of all Raise Riggies. - SCP 2599: Yes, Don't Raise Riggy leaders. - Raise Riggies: 💀

[@pig_ofgold6888]

Glad somebody finally answered this question for me, it had been in the back of my mind since I learnt about the scp that follows any order halfway

[@Savedsmile]

This has to be so humiliating for the legendary reptile to be beaten to a pulp by a little girl.🤣

[@itisi5799]

Once it 682 was scared of a rabbit not a normal one but it sure does look like a normal one

[@dyppityjoop5912]

Yeah but she can bend reality to fit her orders, so if shes ordered to kill something she will gain the capablity and strength to kill that thing, if she was told to 200% kill a rabbit her strength wouldnt grow but if she was told to kill a god she would gain god like powers and strength in order to kill the god

[@ammarsalim1185]

@@dyppityjoop5912 broken

[@ammarsalim1185]

@@dyppityjoop5912 there should be a limit

[@imsomething4432]

@@ammarsalim1185 I think the limit is you have to be very specific like in this video she froze because she don’t know what’s the next order or confuse.

[@negative4558]

I still hold to the command, "Attack SCP-682, but do not kill him," would have worked. Given she would have carried out the order initially but the only way to not fully complete the order would be to kill him. His command would not have worked because she, should, prioritize orders given to her first. She technically did not complete either order given to her, in this case.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

There's technically a lot of a things she could technically ended up doing besides killing. That likely would've just meant the girl would attack 682 near fatally allowing it to regen until they deemed the experiment fruitless.

[@annexamv2776]

@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero true

[@negative4558]

@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero possibly, but that would be completing the order 100% which, as far as I'm aware, she cannot do.

[@opossumleader3645]

@@negative4558 Saying she should prioritize orders given to her first is like saying 096 should prioritize whoever saw its face first It just doesn't work like that

[@negative4558]

@@opossumleader3645 Does 096 prioritize like that? Honestly testing on 2599 seems to be inconclusive in terms of conflicting orders. It could be that conflicting orders simply cause confusion and stun her, but that could be solved by causing temp deafness in the subject during the test.

[@t-rex1959]

I like to think Zena has the strength and durability of Superman, picking up 682 by the tail and throwing him into the wall, punching him across the room 😂

[@jppain7321]

Should've made her wear headphones for the fight, smh

[@maestrulgamer9695]

Just cover her ears to avoid 682 giving another order!

[@DaBap21]

bro the 682 voice is amazing

[@KoopaShellzz]

I love these cross tests, please keep doing more

[@orumeyedre]

I think 682 low-key enjoyed it

[@Sanic_Hegehog]

Sounds a bit sus, but I suppose everyone has some sort of kink nowadays

[@tauceti8060]

WTF

[@Lifegotmid]

YO WTF??? 👮‍♂️

[@LL-tr5et]

bitches be like

[@cereal_isgood5026]

Wtf

[@Godofblueflames]

Imagine losing to a child couldn’t be me

[@joshuamichaelrico7365]

This Scp’s code name is the way I feel. (Name is,”Not good enough”)

[@tristanwelke7827]

I wonder if 2599 has an upper limit, like imagine opening a portal to the DC multiverse telling her "wipe it all 500% from existence", then slapping some noise cancelling headphones on her. Could she do it? It is stated that she can do *ANYTHING* half way so... You be the gudge. SCP's seem pretty danm OP for what they are.

[@Sparkle_the_real_one3906]

Scp has a higher cosmology than dc and marvel combined hell a atom in Scp verse is a type 3 multiverse

[@sophiastamper9672]

I'll admit, that was a smart move on 682 part. Confusing 2599

[@infinityzer054]

He was cursed with immortality “told to suffer for all eternity” and he wants to die

[@tuachixiong5232]

@@infinityzer054 adding to this: Yeah it wasnt a smart move. 682 legit wanted to die. He begged for it.

[@omegalardax8546]

682 is the kid at the party who says "Its my birthday so its my rules.".

[@BlueBeepOFFICIAL]

He basically overrode the previous command of "kill he till he was 200% dead" forcing her to stop at 50%

[@taylorwinter7374]

That moment you realize 682's real anomalous trait is rapid evolution

[@searchwhatdidaphmaudointik6813]

Imagine 2599 giveing you the teleporter for the anime world but haft way 💀

[@jdirksen]

teleports to 3D anime

[@Stopstalkingmeplease6739]

That girl is my brother Always helpful 50% and useless every other time

[@annexamv2776]

Lol

[@tuachixiong5232]

Underrated.

[@davisdf3064]

Yoo, Angry Birds Transformers? Now that is one game i haven't saw in ages.

[@arlecchinoimpact725]

Hunter doing his 682 voice was great Totally CHEF KISS

[@NicoFual]

That is how much pain he was in

[@ashfaunch.2795]

We need a 682 Best Insult compilation.

[@JavaScrapper]

Man 682 really be the main protagonist in an anime

[@ragingaura8227]

Welp, guess the scaly boi lives.

[@melody7462]

He always does

[@shortmasters1694]

I just noticed whenever 682 is in contact with a class D it always rises when it dies really weird my theory is that 682 it’s really easy to die but when he comes in contact with humans he become revived but that’s just my theory I say there’s a good chance that that exists

[@Bomboi14]

They should’ve said “hit 682 with a punch strong enough to kill it 200%”

[@spaceshake3012]

Imagine being an unstoppable killing machine that kills anyone near you and then being whooped halfway to death by a Korean woman that can follow orders

[@hprc490]

I'm not even going to watch this. I already know how it ends.

[@marquisyarosh4994]

Exactly

[@Defaultnoobisme]

They really wanted to kill 682 lately

[@Hugo_Balls08]

I love how they made SCP-682 so strong that it would be more dumb on killing 682 than to invent an excuse or giving him a new power half way dead. Like, not only is he fucking indestructible, when he is on the verge of death he just gets a new power out of nowhere! Which makes it even better somehow

[@theauditor3224]

Y'all had one job. GIVE IT EAR PLUGS

[@youraveragescp1914]

Security department: so close

[@AZ-qj4xx]

This is probably be the furthest the Foundation will go to beat up the godamn lizard (probably)

[@MUIDYLANICE]

The closest they got* They’ve went to far further extremes basically throwing ethics out the window trying to kill it before

[@garlicamvs6235]

@@MUIDYLANICE they even used a coffe machine how shameful

[@veryoriginalname2515]

Have they used chainsaw cannons?

[@Khalil1271]

SCP-682 already got killed by an scp in alt universe, "O, Death"

[@MUIDYLANICE]

@@Khalil1271 the foundation didn’t do that

[@Schwannengesang]

Yoooooo Hunter yo voice of 682 is OPPPPP 😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@cringespotted8355]

Ya know one thing I realized when I read this interaction a while back on the wiki? I realized that the team assigned to killing 682 puts as much effort into their job as a kid who keeps playing coolmath when the teacher isn't looking. They send an SCP into his damn cell to kill him, and when he's on the verge of death, they just LET HIM RECOVER. 682 is the only SCP that they wanna kill and yet they do such a half-assed job of it. Like here, they should have told her the highest possible number she would have comprehended for the percentage. Say 9999999999% at the very least. If by some grace of plot armor the damn lizard is still alive after that, SEND IN ANOTHER SCP OR AN MTF TEAM. He's almost damn dead and you're telling me you'll sit there and watch him regenerate? It's like the team assigned to him have learned-hopelessness syndrome or something.

[@balanc-joy9187]

Here's an excerpt from the termination attempt, with the part that shows you're wrong in bold: "SCP-2599 was ordered to attack SCP-682 "until it is 200% dead". SCP-2599 proceeded to engage SCP-682 in combat for 42 minutes, at the end of which three of SCP-682's limbs had been severed, its thorax had been crushed, and both its eyeballs had been ruptured. SCP-2599 then seized SCP-682's head, apparently in preparation for pulling it off of SCP-682's body. In response, SCP-682 vocalized the phrase "KILL ME, YOU SACK OF ORGANS, DO IT. SCP-2599 immediately released SCP-682, and stood unmoving until security personnel removed it from the testing chamber. *Subsequent attempts to terminate SCP-682 before it could regenerate from its injuries were ineffective.* "

[@bruhbrehii]

to think they could've just told her not to listen to 682 twice and that would have probably worked.

[@herobrinex2.061]

Dude was just like wtf do I do now?

[@ghchosen110]

I think 2022 is a great year to rest in peace that lizard

[@mememan1958]

682 will never forget the fact that they were bested by a little kid

[@ThatOneGCat]

So basically, this is a superhuman with adhd

[@iceeee1245]

682 not dying is literally and canonically THE WILL OF GOD

[@faintduch6630]

2599, Zena Cho is actually kind of terrifying, as she’s a reality bender, albeit one that doesn’t bend it to their own will, who can do seemingly anything. God forbid anyone tell her “Destroy the earth 10 times over” or something like that

[@gamingartbeasts]

682: It's big brain time.

[@PaladinGear15]

If this was gonna work, couldn't they use her to do everything? "Make the SCP Foundation 200% Safe" "Search for SCP's until you've found double the amount of them that exist" "Find a way to restore and fix 200% of SCP-1762's world, making them all 200% alive" since the order apparently doesn't have to make any sense, it just needs to be worded as if she's meant to do double the task to successfully complete the task.

[@LeMaroonGuy427]

“You sack of organs” Bro what 💀

[@user-zx5rm1ob9z]

All they had to do was tell 2599 to also ignore 200% of what 682 said

[@GlitchedMuse]

I honestly wouldn't he surprised it, at this point, 682 wants to die. He's an immortal lizard that gets tortured daily. I'd want to die in that situation too.

[@ness6714]

I like to imagine that it would have genuinely been the end of 682, but he survived by pure luck by blurting that hateful statement out.

[@theduke7539]

They finally found someone with the capacity to kill the bastard, bit it physically is incapable of completing the task

[@justanotherimperialfist]

You know SCP has fallen when the unkillable lizard is almost killed by a shoddily written little girl

[@kobolds_den]

Ask her to find a 200% guaranteed way of killing the dame lizard

[@averycoolhat1709]

Do the same but this time say: "If he tells another order double the intensity" That way she will remain normal

[@snico_]

Imagine being a godlike murder lizard and getting beat by a child who can’t even give her all.

[@Creeperstormer]

682: "How did that happen???"

[@kevofclubs]

she really just went 🗿

[@chicken_anatomy]

They should have put earbuds of headphones so he couldn't give a new order

[@stemaster]

And all ya needed was earplugs

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

Who could've thought running your mouth could be an appropiate defense mechanism.

[@ragnorockcookie2868]

I seriously wonder what would happen if someone told her not to listen to anybody's orders

[@genderlesspotato6395]

they should have given her some noise canceling headphones

[@anrandomweeb111]

They should have told her "beat 682 until its 200% dead and be 200% sure not to lisen to 682"

[@orochirachthethird]

The best option is to tell her to make him 1000% dead. So 682 would be 500% dead.

[@_mysteryham]

Puts on sound canceling headphones

[@OsinakiKun]

"well now I am not doing it"

[@GigaTrap6000]

Not gonna lie i thought Scp 682 was about to say "kill me you sack of sh*t"

[@phoenixair11]

So 2599 is basically any child too lazy to do their chores properly

[@flowerhana__1]

Funny how a small Korean lady managed to nearly kill a reptile that constantly heals itself while a bunch of trained specialist soldiers handpicked by the best couldn't kill it using their best equipment.

[@victorialynnmariegreene3954]

He’s clever he knew she wouldn’t do it

[@jamesrosewell9081]

Next time give her some noise-canceling headphones

[@Kinitopetfan2882]

I love how the guard does the rock face🤨

[@santaclaus8014]

Just give her earplugs right before you order her.

[@zombiegordonf9320]

Run the test again but with earplugs. Then serve some rotten lizard meat for thanksgiving.