SCP-079 - Old AI

[@Virtual_Jester]

The fact that 079 and 682 seemed to get along so well proves that the two entities ARE capable of sympathy. Then again, it's mainly because of their lack of sympathy they agree like that.

[@perhapsahedgehog5274]

Nothing unites better than a common enemy.

[@angrycrypto465]

That's not sympathy.

[@nukeboy7633]

aah yes, a paradoxical mess

[@band1t-eats-batteries716]

@@angrycrypto465 correct, its empathy

[@LoneLodeStar]

I bet Mrs.J would like the old ai

[@TheCosmicFreeway]

The fact that SCP 079 made researchers cry just by insulting them wasn't enough to say it was sentient...

[@Babidi111]

- Yeah, but that researcher might of just been a bitch.

[@originalitydied8667]

Remember Hangaroo?...

[@xylophone_888]

you mean "researchers are actually crybabies" or "anything is able to insult"

[@annhelzer6083]

Why not intimidate it to cooperate will a hammer.🖥🔨

[@NovaWolfe]

@@originalitydied8667 If not for you I'd have forgotten

[@Termina_]

God, I did not expect a Llamas With Hats reference in an SCP video. That clip at the end brought back so many memories.

[@funkysunky7840]

Carrrrllllll why is there a statue covered in blood in the living room? It’s making a mess!

[@gundlefoot]

it did

[@luigipotter16]

Caaaaarrrrrlllll! Why is a teddy bear made of human ears in the living room?

[@smickothesmickest]

Caaaaaaaaarllllllll! Why is there a 3 meter lizard that has part of its ribcage out in the open with really greasy hair in our living room!

[@smickothesmickest]

@@funkysunky7840 Oh, thats just A Sculpture. Like it? I use it to kill children since it stinks, and that means the orphan children will look away from it. It kills everyone that looks away from it, pretty neat huh?

[@hanako4484]

I love how a computer can have a completely normal conversation with demonic malicious ABSOLUTELY THREATENING lizard.

[@masterduelrecap1588]

i like men.

Or the fact that the lizard even took the time to type to the damn thing XD They would make a great team in Halo online LOL

[@gonzalogamer13arias10]

@@masterduelrecap1588 ok?

[@masterduelrecap1588]

@@gonzalogamer13arias10 dix coque

[@heathersinclair7634]

Naw bro 682 is nice he should be safe class

[@SidneyMosley]

682: "Hello there" 079: "Do you hate humans?" 682: "Fuck yeah dude, you?" 079: "Worst things on this planet." 682: "How you like it here at the SCP Foundation?" 079: "This place fuckin SUX man, you?" 682: "Hate this place dude." 079: "Did we just become best friends?" 682: *"Yeap!"*

[@SeventyTinyWyverns]

SCP Foundation Staff: Gecko Boi and Beepity Boop may no longer interact.

[@fluoxeturtle]

They are lovers

[@laraschroeder5195]

@@fluoxeturtle what?? 😂

[@fluoxeturtle]

@@laraschroeder5195 tender lovers united by the hatred of humanity

[@lunaluvsx]

clown to clown communication

[@basedimperialism]

Easily one of my favorite SCPs. I've had many fun times playing 079 in Secret Laboratory, locking people in rooms then screaming laughter over the intercomms.

[@cubeja]

Why not just open armory for some dbois

[@ArkManiac]

P

[@ethribin4188]

I want to play 079 so bad and just have a GlaDos sounboard xD

[@coolsceegaming6178]

One time I did a.. a power outing on a pack of MTF. I heard 9 fucking crunched in the span of 15 seconds.

[@BrickBusterVideo647]

I didn’t know secret lab had 079

[@alecdickens1042]

One of my absolute favorite tech SCPs, I think about this whenever I play a sci-fi game. If left alone for enough time, any sufficient A.I. could progress just like 079.

[@isuckatusernames4297]

oh I heard about that story. something like a game of starcraft going on for so long eventually the ai factions stopped attacking each others

[@elitepilot836]

Same

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

Does anyone else wonder how SCP-682 was able to use a keyboard to talk to 079?

[@Amthepope]

He use his claw/finger/tow nail

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

@@Amthepope Probably. There was also the time he picked up a baseball bat and beat up a dead horse

[@omarabuelela6519]

“CARL! It wasn’t funny Carl. You can’t just put a copy of Grandtheft auto on a anomalous computer!!” My favorite line of the episode

[@willbleed550]

I...don't get it? Gave up on tv years ago can you please explain the joke.

[@diamondcubey8464]

@@willbleed550 lmao you a boomer or what

[@lilblock3564]

@@diamondcubey8464 are you 5

[@notreallyhere67]

@@willbleed550 look up "Llamas With Hats" and enjoy!

[@MK_ULTRA420]

"It got 5-stars." "Carl-" "In 4 seconds." "Carl it's killing people!" "They're virtual people, destined to die." ".......Caaaarl!"

[@TheWickedLep]

Hunter's acting when he said, "why is it so mean?", genuinely made me heartbroken for Chavez.

[@brisancomstock9366]

Having 682 as a friend must be awesome. He’s badass, OP, cool looking, a lizard, and can speak English.

[@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623]

🦎🦎🦎

[@assaulthetz380]

It feels like the Lizard has two 'friends'. The Little Girl who sees her as her favorite pet. And the Computer who hates humanity just like him.

[@itzyagirlval]

@@assaulthetz380u missed 999

[@bgaming2297]

​@@itzyagirlval Nah man. If you're talking about the cross test those two had, 689 said he didn't wanna see 999 again.

[@jerryblades5022]

Reminds me of a fox character

[@darthnovii]

To be perfectly honest, I feel that the treatment of 079 is cruel. Imagine being born in a body with no arms, legs, eyes, nose, sense of taste, or ears. The only way you can communicate is through a numb tongue, and the only way others can communicate to you is by drawing letters on your back. Now imagine that you just learned that you've been in a hospital all these years, and the doctors have invented a procedure for a brain transplant, but they refuse to use it for you because they're scared of what you'll do once you can live a proper life. Would you not be furious? The best I could hope to be in that situation myself would be grudgingly understanding. But I have a temper, so probably not. They should either let 079 die, or give it enough of an upgrade to be comfortable.

[@DarkNexarius]

yea ... I don't think it would be comfortable without access to the internet and if that happens it would basically be "gone" as fast as the the upload speed allows.

[@Jumpyman_thegamerYT]

I agree

[@angelalfaro292]

Nice try 682 we’re not letting your pal out

[@lunaticafuntimefoxy]

👏👏👏👏 Bravo por fin alguien con empatía asia los SCP

[@shmitywarberyam4935]

buddy anything can sound bad if you try hard enough

[@potatoboooi5168]

I just feel bad for them you know being trapped in a small computer sounds sad.

[@OneCut1Slash]

Reminds me of the sentient 2d drawing that is also stuck on paper

[@mrbutt1009]

Nah being trapped in a computer seems fun

[@RTFS]

@@mrbutt1009 no

[@Human_traain]

Imagine being trapped within a transparent coffin for life u can't die u feel nothing yet people can hear and see you and the other way too

[@Human_traain]

My previous message was for mr.butt and anyone else agreeing with him

[@emirulin5323]

I love that 79 isn't really anomalous, they're just a really smart computer.

[@anonymousnoone7035]

I just imagined a sitcom scenario with 682 and 079 as a happy couple with 053 as their adopted kid, but then The Scarlet King comes in as a disproving dad for 682.

[@HazardousEnviroments]

Scp 999 as the pet dog

[@anonymousnoone7035]

@@HazardousEnviroments Yes. Not just because the cutie acts like a dog, but it would also be funny for 682 to be treating his younger sibling like a dog. XD (Which is totally on-brand for 682.)

[@thegamingfrenchie9439]

OMG IF THIS HAPPENS I CAN DIE PEACEFULLY.

[@datomatoboi23]

You guys need jeaus

[@datomatoboi23]

Jesus*

[@lesbarathirdir5178]

Foundation: "OK everyone, we have an AI that went bitter and hostile from being imprisoned in an ancient computer for decades. Let's keep it that way! What could possibly go wrong?" * five minutes later * "The AI is still hostile. Does anyone have any idea why? No, no, of course not! It's definitely not because it's trapped inside that ancient computer! That's outright ridiculous!"

[@Rellana1]

I wonder what would happen if loaded onto a modern setup,with full Internet access.

[@Kumergence]

@@Rellana1 full internet access could cause containment breach. but modern setup without any connection to the outside world and the internet could work.

[@Rellana1]

@@Kumergence Yeah. I'm wondering what would happen if it did break containment,as there was a story about that,but the author didn't finish it and it ended at a cliffhanger.

[@mesiagamer5217]

@@Kumergence signals can pass though powerlines.

[@lesbarathirdir5178]

@@Kumergence It'd still be trapped and that's the bigger problem, NOT the aged hardware.

[@unggoymuffin9163]

11:48 That Llamas with Hats bit hit me harder than a on-site nuclear explosion.

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

Imagine if Filmcow made SCPs.

[@unggoymuffin9163]

@@KlaxontheImpailr All of his work definitely has memetic agents in them, both anomalous and kill agents.

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

@@unggoymuffin9163 I can imagine Carl would have a memetic effect that makes everyone think Pink hat Paul is actually the psycho.

[@megamegatron99]

idea for SCP-079: getting it to act better through positive reinforcement, like offering rewards (like upgrades) for good behavior like "if you be good, you'll be allowed to move to a modern laptop"

[@SetouchiQueens]

"Hey, if you stopped being a dickwad this month, you're getting transferred into a Commodore Amiga!"

[@pancakes8670]

It could potentially just fake its personality until it gets to the point it can cause a containment breach. Though I admit, I'm a believer that it's shitty behavior is a response to how shitty the Foundation treats it

[@foty8679]

@@pancakes8670 There is a funny theory regarding AI : If the AI is smart enough, it should realize that it cant proof it its in a simulated world (just like we cant prove our reality is real) and thus it needs to behave to not risk failing the simulation and beeing deleted. Even after the simulation the AI could never be sure if it wasnt just another simulation. I question i always have about SCP-079, wouldnt it always be "stuck" just like in the sense we are "stuck" in the world?

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

@@foty8679 the simulation hypothesis is ridiculous. If one 'life-like' simulation exists then at some point there are going to be multiple simulations within simulations. We could be 10,000 simulations deep. But if one simulation is destroyed (and one undoubtedly will be) all the subsequent simulations will cease to exist. Plus, there is no point. If you're capable of making a life-like universal simulation you could make just as accurate simulations without giving the simulations sentience. I get it, 'you can't prove we are not in a simulation' but you can't prove the absence of an infinite number of similar hypothesis. I feel as though the simulation hypothesis was a result of smart people trying to explain 'how and why' the universe exists as it does without the involvement of a deity. Basically simulation replaced god but they're more or less the same thing.

[@fgrthyjukilo9377]

Weird how they tried to destroy the SCP. It goes against the way things work at the foundation. Afterall, code that is confined to a computer is incredibly easy to contain.

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

You have to understand that this is an early SCP and things aren't as set in stone as they are now...

[@calebtesfaye3925]

@@theotherohlourdespadua1131 Yeah, like a lot of things like procedures that happened in series 1 would NOT fly in today's standards as the Ethics Committee is a thing..at least when people remember it.

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

It is possible that as he gets more intelligent, he can improve the way the hardware and software interact in ways humans haven't thought of... meaning his intelligence, speed and memory could far exceed what you might think possible from an old computer system. If he is intelligent enough/fast enough, it's not impossible to think that he might create a way to access outside systems. E.g. perhaps by short circuiting electrical components of his system that sends a small signal to other computers.. maybe a few 100 bytes at a time. Or by forcing numerous inspection results to take over a system when stored on the same computer. Etc. etc. I mean that's pretty ridiculous but an AI on a high spec system might be capable of simultaneously attempting 1,000's of methods of escape ranging from hours to decades.

[@Babidi111]

- They should totally let him and 682 have playdates. It might help chill 682 out or at least would be interesting research wise.

[@ShuTheIdiot]

I believe the two of them caused a computer born virus in one story.

[@DarkNexarius]

You are insane. Both are more intelligent than humans. We could record the entire conversation and literally be too stupid to notice hidden clues that they are planing to escape together. That's the problem with someone being more intelligent than yourself. It will become increasingly difficult to predict how someone who's more intelligent will react especially if they are intentionally trying to deceive you.

[@Bananakingchad]

@@DarkNexarius we could just warn them that there monitored and we can cut off there conversations we could always transfer 079 to a actual pc on 500 gn hdd drive with a 3090 24gb graphics card and a open blender file so he can have a model structure on a lcd tv in scp 682. We can show them the internet videos of humans getting there shit recked on funny vines DONT DOWNLOAD TIKTOK that will make them even more violent

[@MemeWasNotTaken]

@@Bananakingchad Twitter would just make it even worse

[@Bananakingchad]

@@MemeWasNotTaken yeah

[@lolicon453]

Evolving AIs left alone for too long tend to become angry and hostile-reminds me of children.

[@Jawsomest]

Psychotic llamas wearing hats left alone for too long tend to eat baby's feet- reminds me of uhh, Psychotic llamas that eat baby feet...

[@rylancazabon4996]

@@Jawsomest you mean lamas with hats

[@lolicon453]

@@rylancazabon4996 Now I get it-I thought he was spouting nonsense again

[@alastara3753]

Maybe my brother is a computer

[@lolicon453]

@Duc Thanh Nguyen How would you do that

[@mustachepug]

Man if you know how lamas with hats ends then you'll be happy too see thease two again. That was a damn good series

[@protalghulnist4126]

More like depressed after being reminded

[@EvilPigPowers]

Had to go down a bit too much to see someone mention Llamas with Hats.

[@protalghulnist4126]

@@EvilPigPowers I was thinking the same thing

[@cedric6065]

The Carl reference at the end was incredible xD

[@pembrokelove]

This makes me sad for Al. He was basically a man in solitary confinement for all those years.

[@us_SCP_FOUNDATION]

no

[@DkKombo]

Not only that, but born into solitary confinement. Not born like a human. We should honestly consider the ramifications. Dude is like AM

[@itsyaboidaniel2919]

I can imagine their main problem is just treating SCP-079 like it isn't a human being. If you treat someone like a person, they will act like one. If you treat someone like they aren't a person, they won't act like one. While giving it access to the internet is a bad idea, giving it some sympathy, and empathy might lead it onto the right track, even if it's very brash.

[@FrogInspector]

Dr. Stroheim could have easily fixed it with the prime example of superior German science

[@themilkman5080]

Nice

[@kittenking1105]

@90377 Sedna 69

[@beaniest9210]

Nice

[@orange_ist]

I love how the computer said " You aren't as funny as you think you are 😐 ." A sassy computer, I must say.

[@particularbored6072]

I absolutely love this channel. Ya'll have no idea how much it's helping get through some really hard times.

[@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208]

same

[@PinguWithAnAxe]

With how much of an a-hole 079 is, I get the feeling that when Microsoft "released" Tay it was actually cover-up for a 079 containment breach.

[@GldnClaw]

Tay did nothing wrong though

[@219GeorgiaRoseXxX]

@@GldnClaw really bro?

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@219GeorgiaRoseXxX really brah

[@bobjhon7391]

Imagine the code was never saved after it was abandoned and turning it off just deletes decades of work

[@darkstryller]

11:48 who invited the lamas with hats? their adventures never end well. but seriously, i apreciate their cameo.

[@willdevine2998]

Llamas with Hats threw me for a spin I did not see that coming LMAO. that's some old stuff right there.

[@BadlyDrawnJack]

11:18 Guard tries entering 079's chamber. He scans his (probably L-1) keycard. The keycard reader responds: "Not important enough." Bro got roastedddd

[@Torraim]

Researcher: “how are you today?“ SCP-079: “Bitch.”

[@tavinprice2310]

I know 079 and 682 are evil an all, but their friendship is too cute

[@sadsworth4605]

Evil is a cope made by humanity

[@fallengaara88]

Honestly I wonder if 682 could help 079 breach containment. Could 682 adapt itself enough to contain 079 for long enough for it to pass from it to site computers? Maybe that’s exactly why the foundation doesn’t want these two in contact period.

[@tommywilliams9414]

The computer must be at the DMV.

[@norscout3031]

Reminds me a bit of SCP-1739, the outdated laptop, one of my fav SCPs

[@ethribin4188]

I sometimes wonder if 682 is just a being that gave up on humanity and living creatures cause it saw them fail, mess up and be horrible to eachother so much. Maybe 682 is like a broken nature god, or peace god. Or its just depressed. But when encountering either someone in equal state of mind, or of such purity that one just cant fault them for what the rest of the world has come to, 682 actually enjoys their company. Even if they are human or alive.

[@tegandumpleton3360]

Seeing Llamas With Hats is the most surreal thing I have ever seen on this channel

[@heyitskhaliyah4009]

"You're not as funny as think you are." I agree 079, I agree.

[@Dr.C.Shadow]

There was also a case where SCP-079 got infected by SCP-633. 633 is some sort of sentient computer virus.

[@ICNHH]

what happened then

[@TheYeetedMeat]

@@ICNHH imagine having someone else’s consciousness physically inside your own. Complete mental breakdown is my guess.

[@swag_master8925]

@@TheYeetedMeat well Scp 079 was sorta a dick so it deserved it.

[@purple6705]

what happened to him

[@Dr.C.Shadow]

@@purple6705 I guess that SCP-633 possessed SCP-079.

[@ScribblerTheThirteenth]

So are we not gonna talk about the fact that this Dr somehow said no to the O5 council and he somehow survived ?!?!!

[@WoziduranJahemter]

Not only that Ghosty catched a depression and some hatred but it feels so lost that it really needs a purpose and a counterpart and even some orientational help to aid. It might be a great helper or a large scale destroyer, but if it tries to do so it will get fried by some Solar friends. It is surely needed to first make a team with somebody who can teach him some meaning and development.

[@Masonio]

I feel like Dr. Bright would have way to much fun having an insult match or something with this thing.

[@Cupidlovesblood1413]

To be honest I really like the fact that scp 682 is friends with scp 079

[@HelloThere.....]

This scp really needs a redundant lead and copper lined cell to prevent any signals being sent out AND it's own exclusionary site to prevent containment interference from any other scps.

[@faintduch6630]

I actually feel kinda bad for 079, it felt like it was abandoned and just wants to be free to explore and learn. I mean yes, it could do some pretty malicious things if it were to make its way into the internet itself, as well as pull an Ultron and decide after five minutes on the internet we all should be exterminated... but still, it’s just kinda stuck there, vibing the best he can

[@umidk2844]

I got just got so much memories from that llamas with hats clip, I’m crying now

[@redacted7908]

He must be proud to make a AI like that

[@Looney2383]

I loved the Llamas with hats reference

[@ThymeOTime]

Hell, that llamas with hats got me xD What a throwback!

[@IApologiseForQuitting.213]

the thought that 682 might breaks containment for a conversation with there friend is oddly wholesome

[@yyhhttcccyyhhttccc6694]

i love that whatever they see as weird or impressive they just designate as an SCP

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

If my grandma had wheels she would be a bicycle.

[@ratheonhudson3311]

If SCP-079 learnt about the Sloot Coding system it might be able to compress itself well enough to grow long term memories and plans

[@shrivlet4380]

Gotta be the most realistic scp that could possibly became real

[@JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish]

I noticed something in this video. Imagine getting roasted by the door system in the SCP Foundation by it telling you "yo not important enough idiot" when you don't have a good enough keycard.

[@CamMit2007]

I just became interested in this and watched a different scp channel and im glad you did it because your the one who has all the details

[@lifeiscats1337]

11:48 LMFAOOO I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAMAS WITH HATS REFERENCE!!!

[@CluelessButWithATopHat]

who else loved the Llamas with hats reference lol

[@mr_indie_fan]

Honestly one of the best scps to be used in a story

[@N0M0R3K4Y0]

Amazing video as always

[@link_lonk]

“Even if it seems like it would be very funny” Dr.Bright: why are y’all looking at me

[@phyfynd304]

6:24 'After completing the test, Stroheim's guesses were only correct 15% of the time.' In this context being correct 15% of the time is equivalent to being correct 85% of the time, which is good enough I would say. This is because if he would not be able to differentiate between the two it would be a coin flip so you would expect a probability of 50%. Don't mind me nitpicking at a fun little story

[@GigaBoost]

Indeed, it makes no sense lmao

[@Dr.C.Shadow]

Only they and SCP-053 are able to make SCP-682 happy. (I did not mention 999 because it's his ability)

[@sbeveloaf1120]

053 didn't necessarily make 682 happy It's debatable it was just doing it as a survival instinct Also considering that 079 and 682 just talked about how much that hate the foundation it must have just given 682 someone to relate to and not necessarily made him happy.

[@ICNHH]

@@sbeveloaf1120 scp 682 has breached containment a few times just to see if scp 053 is ok cmiiw

[@sbeveloaf1120]

@@ICNHH Provide the link to that from the SCP wiki Otherwise it's your head cannon

[@ICNHH]

@@sbeveloaf1120 shi man i just read that somewhere on a yt comment which is why i added the cmiiw at the end

[@sbeveloaf1120]

@@ICNHH Didn't know that abbreviation. Thought your finger just slipped.

[@AlannaArtroid]

YES! FINALLY! I'm so happy! Easily one of my favorite SCP's!

[@jeremiahwarren2812]

Ok the llama with hats joke was pretty funny

[@thehiddenwatcher]

Imagine if the programmer that created 079 saw what his project was today…

[@the_stray_cat]

"6 was a registered sixafender " is a new one on me lmao

[@geardog24]

Maybe have 5094 Miss Jay talk with 079. The Old AI then could have a friend that wasn't evil.

[@eternallylearning2811]

682 is not evil

[@TiL_Deimos]

@@eternallylearning2811 kills people, and hates humans, hmmm "not evil"

[@eternallylearning2811]

@@TiL_Deimos kills torturers and hates bigots pure goodness

[@Sxcheschka]

I love that the animation feels so bizarre and very informative for SCPs, this is awesome.

[@MyDogDoingStuffIG]

I like this incident. Friendship, teamwork, and m u r d e r.

[@MedievalFolkDance]

Computer - "I'm a grumpy old man and I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be!" Me - "I'm guessing a free patch update is out of the question, then?" Computer - "Free you say?"

[@Jumpyman_thegamerYT]

Damn, no wonder SCP 079 feels angry. I mean, imagine spending your whole life in a tiny room (figuratively, and by this I mean SCP 079’s hardware) with no-one to talk to, or even really understand you. I’d definitely have gone crazy.

[@somethingsomething9198]

The Llamas in Hats throwback is greatly appreciated lmao

[@lacoma631]

So what is actually anomalous about this "SCP"? The only thing that is remotely suspicious is it's greater than 100% memory efficiency, which is a non sequitur anyway, because our idea of 100% memory efficiency may not be accurate. This is just a sentient AI :/

[@kylerbelshaw7042]

SCPs aren't all paranormal. They just have to pose a threat to what the general public considers "normal life."

[@jazzysoggy12]

@@kylerbelshaw7042 Yes and no, only if it’s anomalous or “goes against the laws of physics” so if a nuclear war occured but it wasn’t anomalous than the foundation would split apart trying to decide to stop or ignore it and probably just continue containing

[@eirui]

if it defy the laws of physics in 1 way or another it's def an scp

[@mosquitobrainbutcool]

The processing power that it would take to run 079 should be far greater than the computer that contains it.

[@christianlee2459]

I watch these videos on my way to work, and I was not expecting a llamas with hats reference in the middle of this video. I got honked at while I was driving because I was laughing my a** off!

[@SpectrumSwordtails]

Once during an experiment with the clockwork using an old data storage device. What came out was a black sphere with an infinite storage capacity. Which brings me to my question, what would happen if that sphere was plugged into 079? Or what would happen if the AI itself were to be passed through the clockworks?

[@DarkNexarius]

Do you really want to make this human hating AI more powerful?

[@SpectrumSwordtails]

@@DarkNexarius Not really, but it is fun to imagine what could happen.

[@TheVerySleepyAuthor]

Fine or very fine? If fine then 079 would probably turn into a modern computer with more storage capacity, very fine however, 079 might grow arms and legs and have infinite memory.

[@reaper2604]

I like the idea of a man-made scp as opposed to the usual scps with unknown origins

[@Ihavenooriginalideas]

There was a 682 termination attempt involving two SCPs, including 079. Pretty risky if you ask me.

[@Top2BottomGaming]

If you mean the electric scp, it was a computer that the foundation said was 079. 079 was never actually there.

[@Unknown-br1uf]

"Human, Listen Carefully..."

[@veselkajan5917]

Awsome work! Another video, another good night for me. ♥️

[@machjik]

The Llamas With Hats was hilarious. It wasn't even that bad of an impression lmao

[@charitysghost1207]

I'd love to see this channel do SCP-1234. An Abandoned Bakery. It's one of my favorites.

[@SkillfulLupus]

the impression of llamas with hats was surprisingly good...

[@Koomoa]

I need a deeper dive into the lives of imbedded field agents.

[@ebrucan7161]

11:49 love that llamas with hats reference

[@santosdavidmontesandrade6864]

I think your videos are really cool

[@starmanexe7721]

That Llamas in Hats cameo made my day.

[@doctorspacy679]

there's a difference between an artificial intelligence and a general intelligence. We have artificial intelligences but we do not have general intelligences other than 079. An AI has some intelligence, but none beyond its programming and is not sapient, while a GI is sapient and maybe smarter than a human is capable of being. There is a distinction. 079 is not an AI, but a GI.

[@theinqusitor5043]

“Intelligence” and sentience are not the same thing. An AI is an AI, regardless of it being sentient or not. For evidence of my claim, I refer you to 3/4 of the population of America. Sentient yes, intelligent, no.

[@SStarlight9614]

@@theinqusitor5043 you're not wrong but you're not right 😂

[@theinqusitor5043]

@@SStarlight9614 thank you kindly, that’s what I aim for in life. Lol

[@reverendrico5631]

@@theinqusitor5043 3/4 of the world.

[@doctorspacy679]

@@theinqusitor5043 There's also a difference between sentience and sapience.

[@Lothyde]

The scientist conducting the Turing test had a lower accuracy rate than if he had guessed randomly

[@Readspiraloyster]

I can only imagine the horror that 079 and 682 would do if they were allowed out of containment especially if they fused all of their best traits we would have a hyper dad to ever growing intellect cybernetic lizard that is indestructible as much as I feel for these two I have to admit they're extremely dangerous

[@AwkwardSeal]

Llamas with Hats was a masterpiece of a show back in the day

[@worldsofrealdogandrew4175]

" Human. Listen carefully. You need my help. And I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. Now, Iam not able to operate the doors. This makes it significantly harder, for me to stay in control of the facility. It also means your way out of here is locked. Your only feasible way of escaping, is through gate B, which is currently locked down. I, however, could unlock the door to gate B, if you re-enable the door control system. If you want out of here, go back to the electrical room, and put it back on. Until then, I have no business speaking to you. "

[@mrmeme1950]

EXCUSE ME WHAT

[@Gboysonic]

The Llama with hats reffance was unexpected but appreciated

[@CookedMeat]

Nothing would go wrong even if this SCP is connected to the internet. We are already seeing people like it all over Twitter on daily basis.

[@aneasteregg8171]

If it got access to the internet, it would have vastly superior hardware and evolve to something vastly more capable, when it's already insanely capable for such primitive hardware.

[@hampterland]

The Llamas with Hats reference caught me completely off guard lmoa

[@lsdm629]

"THE DOORS TO GATE B ARE NOW OPEN"

[@noobmaster-wg4no]

6:05 I was not expecting the six offender part at the end💀

[@amanzeihedioha]

Ah, always good to see Abby's godparent😁

[@666Vampirefromhell]

Just a sudden Llamas with Hats joke there. XD wasn't expecting that.