SCP Secret Laboratory | The Boys are in Town

[@fearanger1]

"Aren't we having fun together?" *"SNAP HIS NECK. SNAP HIS NECK. SNAP HIS NECK."*

[@dekimaros]

FearRanger s n i p. s n o p

[@CheezeOfWheel]

@@dekimaros your neck will now p o p

[@scrubslayer678]

Fun

[@nondescriptindividual3793]

New friends vs. old friends

[@ChouhouinNeko]

shadow wealm!

[@raijinwolf2248]

"Why is boy in corner?" "Boy?" "Boy." "Boy!" I love how you can tell that they're actually trying to communicate.

[@fr34k09]

kratos: boi?

[@CBRN-115]

Boimons XD

[@valiang8867]

"They do move in herds..."

[@taylorhammond3578]

They're speaking the language of the gods

[@spacebunny9116]

What do you mean trying? This is the perfect communication

[@hexedcrab]

yep it's [R E D A C T E D] time lads

[@Fail4TheNumber1]

leave me alone boi?

[@hexedcrab]

@@Fail4TheNumber1 boi.

[@LoafOfWeb]

[DATA EXPUNGED]

[@wyldhorn2277]

the ultimate scp [king crimson]

[@kairuku8498]

New SCP: SCP 44444 The most dangerous scp

[@jeefberky9101]

Shen: he is tot, that is the German word for dead Dog: *T O R T*

[@kouchka0667]

Du spreichst Deutsch?

[@BlankAtua]

Tort is cake in russian umu

[@TEG13]

@@kouchka0667 du anscheinend nicht.

[@aloskss]

The Evil Genius ROaSteD

[@williamhayes2479]

tot patrol

[@murkiuryd6883]

As a French speaker, I got confused when the D-Boys started parroting "Bois" because all I could hear was a group of gamers going "Wood, wood, wood"

[@Adrienn76]

Pareil X)

[@valiang8867]

Murkiury :D I mean... basically the same thing

[@MaxMax-qg7gw]

Bois also mean "to drink"

[@SirMatthew]

Oh crap I thought that was drink

[@tnevadi8370]

Drink! Wood! Drink! WOOD!

[@Blittzz]

"he's shaking his head! i think he's friendly!" Plague Doctor: "so you've chosen... *DEATH* "

[@Somerandomjingleberry]

Pestilence moment

[@shintsukimi8530]

"Hello doctor!" *YOU DIED*

[@shcadeyt6722]

“So you have chosen, cure”

[@lighterman4131]

@Not yuujiዘልዘልዘልዘልዘል

[@user-dy9ts5ei6j]

So you've chosen to be cured

[@animelytical8354]

"Snap his neck! Snap his neck! Snap his neck!" They are like voices in your head. I love it.

[@Kjf365]

Peanut in a nutshell.

[@wolfieolfie]

“SNAP HIS NECK” “WE JUST WANTED YOU TO BE OUR FRIEND”

[@a-red_digit6644]

Me looking at an infant:

[@internetfriend6701]

"We're goona get you a cheeseburger" "Yeah!" "We're gonna get you some breathe mints" "Or she could just eat Tyler over here" "And we're gonna get you some therapy because that is not okay"

[@thefrostbite1135]

"Hmm, that's a good line"

[@pouncelygrin6699]

XD

[@notalizard1946]

I was the 1000th like, yay.

[@dullahaut329]

“Congratulations, you are now SCP G U N.”

[@ipwn6]

SCP G U N is a creature that looks human, but is battle ready and only uses guns. The body count is [REDACTED]

[@davisdoesgamesreal]

SCP-GUN Object class: keter SCP-GUN is a gun. It [REDACTED]s stuff. Test log 4/20/69 SCP-GUN was fired at a D-Class personell. The D-Class fuckin died. Interview log september 2001 Interviewer: dr. Jack Bright Bright: why the hecc am i interviewing this thing? It's a gun. This is dumb. Dr. Bright left to do cbt with 096.

[@-DumpsterFire]

right as he said that i was reading the comment

[@scorpionx8519]

It's actually real. It's called "the living gun". It has teeth instead of bullets.

[@kaykemarlon9238]

The G U N SCP ,as once said by a red gremlin...

[@deevee5327]

*Shen - plays a scientist* "I'm definitely one of the good guys" Uhhhh, about that....

[@arisato9877]

??

[@nickolasharding6631]

There are no good guys in the world of SCP

[@davisdoesgamesreal]

@@nickolasharding6631 you're wrong! 999 is the goodest boy! Fite me bich!

[@spacebunny9116]

davisdoesgames 999 is the goodest boi

[@randomedude]

@@davisdoesgamesreal 999 is a good boi.

[@Park-ll6mj]

Shen at the beginning: “I don’t know what’s happening or what I should do and I’m scared!” Shen at the end: “I don’t know what’s happening or what I should do and I’m having a blast!”

[@dylansmit222]

The best way to end it Shen: I love youuuuu. General: I like you as a friend.

[@thejudge4421]

poor shenpai, cucked again...

[@faresalsayed9005]

Friends-zoned while dying ):

[@CriminalGamingHimself]

Basicly SCP: *Reads briefing *White guy blinking meme **THE SNAPPY ONE*

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

Necc smappy.

[@Kiwiwiwiiwiwi]

3:05 And here we see the majestic Shenpai in its natural habitat, using its unique call to attract others of its class.. How majestic.

[@Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit.]

Magnificent...

[@DarkHeroCC]

This was quite the spooky experience Also, sorry I sent you to the shadow realm

[@Voc_spooksauce]

You think your videos would be classified as a helpfull SCP? I'm sure even the facility personel like to watch it

[@soultracer1675]

I’m positive I just got vibe checked watching this video

[@kesthetrashman3090]

Oh hey larry

[@DarkHeroCC]

@@soultracer1675 is that what you kids say these days?

[@MrSoulcreek]

and again, what are you doing here? stop following me into my subscriptions D:

[@daku6345]

16:10 Ah yes I *shuffles through papers* signed up for the C O C K A N D B A L L T O R T U R E

[@TheDragonFreak]

I really enjoyed playin with ya shenpai! It was fun! I hope more big events like this pop up in the future! Also. I forgive you for snapping my neck and giving into peer pressure. You were just doing what a good peanut does!

[@madisonbrooks7537]

The Dragon Freak You’re so precious that it’s actually jaw-dropping.

[@NekoinaBox2000]

I appreciate your acceptance of our lord and savior the nut

[@theingeniousone5141]

You have earned the subscribble

[@masonkennedy8089]

APPRECIATE THE BEAN

[@moffiiemoccha]

I have no right to say this, but sir, you’re wholesome 100% , I- 😔👏👏

[@whiteshirt9074]

Every one of shenpais games: D-Class: I want towels where can we find towels Scientists: The SCPs have towels let's go see them! SCPs, Now surrounded by DClass: *Confusion in red*

[@Kaiser_Waffel_XI]

Rule number 1: praise the holy peanut Rule number 2: do not look at scp 096 Rule number 3: 106 is our uncle Rule number 4:D-BOIIIIIIIIIIIIZ Rule number 5:scp 049 is our dad Rule number 6:the intercom is cancer Rule number 7: [REDACTED] Rule number 69:smoke scp 420-J for a good time Rule number 8:Nerds always have a pokemon card on them and maybe a gun... Rule number 9:bully those goddamm nerds Rule number 4217:BISMARCK IN MOTION Rule number 11:im gonna update this list so keep sending rules so i can add them Rule number 34: oh god so much porn Rule number 12:scp 939 is a good boi Rule number 42:The answer to everything...

[@kimishou]

You also forget, °°|°°°°°|°°|°

[@gamebearart7675]

Rule number 5: doctor builds his babies

[@Kaiser_Waffel_XI]

@@kimishou im sorry i dont get it

[@witchBoi_Connor]

DEEEEE BOOOOOIIIISSS

[@kimishou]

@@Kaiser_Waffel_XI well I would explain it, but I cant.

[@dawhandaonli5925]

just imagine being in a high security prison, mid jail break, and you hear MYYYY AH HEEE, MYYY AH HAAA, MYYY AH HEEE, MYYY AH HAHA blaring over the intercom xD

[@Funnywargamesman]

That randomness is my favorite part of the video.

[@Killa_Joule2005]

In any sinario that is terrifying.

[@emphriam]

-Just Walk through when there's no electricity. *Shen walks through when there's electricity and dies*

[@cheemster2619]

"Sir... I... I love... you..." -"I love you as a friend-" *Dies* Best ending I have seen

[@ShadyLadd]

The place is spooky and eerie. Guy on Intercom: "You guys must be JEALOUS.. cause I have a ring pop right now.." *POP* Me: yeah.. im gonna love this video..

[@ShadyLadd]

MAAAAYAA HEEEE MAAYYYAA HOOOO MAYAA HAAAA Im dead, im GONE.

[@ShadyLadd]

@@RUMELDS It was a hilarious way to die, quick and painless.

[@ShadyLadd]

@@RUMELDS BOO! May the dead riseth to take over Shenpai's comment section!

[@valiang8867]

MAYA HEE MAYA HAAH♪

[@teedeegremlin]

It's a scary game turned hilarious by the players. All you need to know.

[@Criwbombs]

7:50 he’s just standing there.... MENACINGLY

[@joshuaguerrero4358]

Nobody: Shenpai when someone does anything: WEEEEEEEEEZ

[@lukono_7794]

@Mr. Sonsiad Stfu hater. Move along.

[@justaamateur6533]

@@lukono_7794 he just said he doesnt like the meme format

[@trulyy594]

He’s shaking he’s head I think he’s friendly! Plagues Doctor: so anyway I started dissecting

[@robin8510]

I don't know why 3:37 makes me laugh so much! The triple "boi" makes me laugh so hard it's so perfect!

[@redstone3435]

Why boi in corner

[@Tomahawak6712]

@@redstone3435 boi?

[@GlueSnorter2]

@@redstone3435 boi?

[@WillGlacier]

3:14 [R E D A C T E D] footage of cavemen learning how to communicate Also 10:20 "I have to shot the orange people"- Shenpai 2019

[@elizabethemm6361]

Donald trump: *Cries in Orange*

[@vadandrumist1670]

I love how it starts as an actual horror game for her. How unfortunate that her first game was a scientist.

[@Shahglyndwer]

What I expected: SCP Secret Labratory gameplay What I got: Constant weeeezing and sonic fanics

[@julsie3195]

I could hear the absolute worst joke of all time but if Shen laughed, I wouldn't be able to contain myself.

[@DannySffrr]

c o n t a i n ;)

[@justsomeguy7921]

You didn’t make that pun, did you? I mean, same here, but why did you make that pun?

[@majorasmaskguy_8452]

I love how conflicted you were about killing Dragon Freak as Peanut lol

[@Angelicharbinger]

WHY DID I WHEEZE AT THE SONG ON THE INTERCOM XD

[@mishaell]

*DECONTAMINATION PROCESS*

[@mishaell]

@arche rowan explain wdym?

[@Samm815]

Because shen is contagious.

[@vorachi7941]

arche rowan 8:39

[@ryancatgames4279]

I honestly almost lost my voice from laughing at that.

[@stefanm.734]

18:48 I find it amazing that the German word for death sounds so much like "toast". "So, the fact that he's in the ground, he is toast."

[@MegaLpso]

8:38: I CANT BREATHE

[@nicolrb2210]

BlueKid the only reasonable thing to do when you can send a message to everyone

[@minzokaipu2829]

honestly idk how they all didnt die from this i lost it completely lol

[@MaxMax-qg7gw]

4:10-4:23 the daily life of a French Lumberjack

[@KanuckStreams]

"Am I THE NUT?"

[@pepeira]

high quality cheese *BÖRGER* _i lost it_

[@Verinein]

So did I 😐😐😐

[@samuelfawell9159]

8:40 if that ACTUALLY happening in an SCP containment facility, that would terrify everyone from the D class to the 05.

[@hizpanicGam3r]

I freaking love JoCat and his crap guides

[@lionelk.y7233]

Next up Crao guide to SCP's

[@ebtheartist3843]

all hail the master of the sword and shield!

[@webbywestside4419]

13:41 to quote fieza from tfs “I think I peed a little”

[@witchBoi_Connor]

Ooooh poor dragon freak went on such an emotional rollercoaster. He really was too good for this world.

[@grayashmonstr]

12:30 The Dragon Peak is such a kind guy, I wish he had a KZbin channel

[@GabbaBabbaA]

Here’s some gamer tips: Highest priority is to find a card, once you do or already have a card go to 914 to upgrade it then leave To kill an scp you will either need a team, a micro, or my favorite, Grenades, here’s some ways to use em: Make an scp chase you then throw a grenade ahead to hit em with it if well timed, Trap an scp in a room, or elevator and blow yourself up with em, If it is 096/Shyguy, Throw a grenade at em and make sure you stand beside em and aim straight down, make sure to not activate their rage(screams screamy super run) while throwing the grenade, once the grenade is near Shyguy activate his rage by looking at his face then run away while shooting at em to cause more damage. Here’s some help with each SCP: Many SCP’s have a slow movement speed, such as Larry(106), Plague Doctor(049) and Shyguy(096) many have other factors that help counteract this such as; Larry, if you hold TAB you can create a portal cause he pisses himself of fear while clicking the create portal image with your mouse while standing still, then teleport to it whenever you need to, he has a after click delay however, so if a player tries to dodge you make sure you react by walking backward or sideways while following em with your mouse, so when you click you send em to The Shadow Realm and deal a good 60% dmg, The Shadow Real has 8 exits, one of which is the real one while every other kills you, you take damage over time while in The Shadow Realm Plague Doctor, it has no click delay and can kill as many as possible, if you see a player just follow em with your mouse and practice Cookie Clicker, then while the corpse is still fresh and only with the ones you kill yourself, you can hold E on the corpse and revive em into a Zombie(049-1) Shy guy, it moves slowly and can’t damage anyone, but if a player looks and at his face hitbox and activates him, he gets filled with a large amount of fear and anxiety and instead of crying more, lashes out by running and can kill anyone he clicks on instantly for a short period of time Peanut can move quickly, but if it the sight of a human player you will stop, for only 4 seconds, play smart by either trapping them at a corner or having the help of another scp to tag team em, Peanut moves faster and faster the lower the health The Dog(939) has 2 types, one has a faster movement speed because he only does leg day and the other has more health cause he never does leg day, he can talk to any player and with shift he runs faster cause he’s lookin for the toilets And Lastly the Computer(079) which has no movement: It moves through cameras and can lock down doors and open key card doors because it has hands to magically use keycards which it always has but needs to power up his iq to use, he can only be killed by the nuke or by activating all generators Edit: quick thing I forgot bout PC/Computer is that he gains iq slowly but the more generators online the faster you gain iq cause it gives a better internet connection for Wikipedia, So risk a closer death or more fun, whichever you want, there are 5 Generators that only spawn in heavy containment(metal walls) in a few determined areas: such as in the nuke room(where you turn the nuke off or on and has an elevator), at the micro room, near one of the tesla gates, in the servers room(the one that has stairs and a bunch of free beep boop led boxes), At the gates beside the entrance zone(the one with an orange stripe on the wall and wear you enter and exit the building), The T Cross section shaped in a T, which has a room with ammo and has a bottomless pit and crossed by using the walkways And at all SCP rooms; like the Dog’s room with the large drop in the center, Larry’s room with the giant box on the right and a door you spawn in when you exit his dimension Outside the elevator of the Plague Doctor’s room Right beside wear Shyguy spawns with the door you can open with a scientist card Edit 2: I forgot to mention how to contain or defeat SCP’s, Most SCP’s can only get contained by being killed, either by grenade or bullet fire, Also by death walls, such as the bottomless pit in the T Section room or the Tesla gates Some creative options are tricking an SCP into 914 and putting em in course or trapping them in a room they can’t escape There are only 2 SCP’s that have a unique containment option, like the PC which was explained and Larry: You can contain Larry by going to his room and opening the door with a Facility manager(red) Keycard or O5(black) Keycard and then sacrificing a human player into the open 3 sided room that is in the middles of the room and then pressing the button, after a short period of time where you hear screams cause the sacrifice stepped on a lego, Larry is then contained I also forgot an ability of Larry’s in which he can walk through doors, locked or not just does, even the gates for the surface elevators And if the nuke is destroyed and Larry is in the Surface, his teleport to dimensions left click is replaced with instant kill

[@SupremeDalek225]

"I can teach you German" XD

[@kevink2146]

The moment I saw this I was literally SHOOK. I wasn't expecting Shen of all people to play SCPSL!

[@awfulfalafel2613]

SCP 914: on rough Facility guards: dead D boys: escaped Yep, it’s gamer time

[@fenrir9358]

dieses "ich spreche deutsch" hat mich so unerwartet erwischt ich hab vor lachen meinen Tee geprustet xD

[@izanagino-okami8221]

Keycards: Upgraded Necks: Snapped Yeah, this is *[REDACTED]* time

[@maagicmaan569]

Hotel: Trivago

[@WhimsyShrimp]

This video is pretty spooktacular. We like it. Learning shit in German was quite an educational experience.

[@treytonpoling1356]

_This is the most contagious laughter I've ever heard. I've been laughing non-stop for 45 minutes._ *_Help me._*

[@flame-dradragon4185]

22:08 hey look its clifford the big red murderous dog

[@Chirpysemperboy]

0:33 Thus begins SCP-987 named, the "Ohh Boy"

[@JacksonJinn]

Shenpai? Jocat? SCP?!? WOOO! Seriously, is it bad I want to see shenpai and jocat doing art collabs or animations because I adore them and their work so much

[@grayashmonstr]

I love it when Shen say "I speak German" in German but the subtitles say (German Boy)

[@slyflyaquafy7194]

Ooooooooo, Shenpai boutta get *[REDACTED]*

[@moch1mocha]

20:46 : I'm not ordering Burger King, I was just- The Ad: Hey. We know you're not thinking of Burger King right now, but-

[@GravitWry]

Kaif: Deee-Booooiiii Shenpai: Boi? Boi?

[@sindalari]

omg a Kaif and Shen collab would be sick.

[@guardiangolem8577]

Skeletal boi

[@TheRopy8]

21:54 This is why I love Proximity chat. Made that moment all the better.

[@lordscrubugus9897]

Legends say that Shen is still looking for that great cheese *BÖRGER.*

[@KarmaDream7]

24:07 Suddenly: *InFInItE*

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

Yea, I'm a gamer! G - Insecure A - M - E - R -

[@crackyoinnoriaki1039]

The Fuzzy Ocelot I am also a insecure

[@Tomahawak6712]

Ah yes *G = **_I_** nsecure*

[@Ori0nsMo0n]

“Why is boy in corner” “BOY? BOY!” XD I can’t

[@lunawohlmut4821]

BOI

[@Someone_Somewhere7]

B O I

[@lunawohlmut4821]

@@Someone_Somewhere7 B O I

[@UndyingWladeslaus]

bois

[@samlevy9897]

*BOI*

[@hailthealgorithm1059]

1:05 awakened a feral desire I haven’t felt since grade 3

[@ASquared544]

16:06 You know, I was expecting her to make a pun & say "The D class"

[@AbnormalTerrorist]

No one: Not a single soul: Shenpai: *Wheezes at everything*

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

“We don’t get first days! Only last days!” was a surprisingly cool line. That dude was really getting into his role.

[@roobs2976]

8:53 had the best timing ever holy shit

[@fearnetwrk1691]

I wheezed literally every time music played over the intercom

[@thewrustywrench21]

I wasn’t expecting to see Jocat, he’s like a ghost that shifts through KZbin.

[@liz_violet]

Bois! Ya made a spooky game into a comedy, i love it.

[@CRRNCRW]

I don’t care how old this is, when you find a game you’re good at and you’re watching people who have no idea what’s going on play it; it’s fucking hilarious.

[@SsgtFrost]

"aren't we having fun together?" just ominous chanting of "SNAP HIS NECK! SNAP HIS NECK!"

[@bundo8740]

Scientist: aren’t we having fun together? Everyone else: S N A P H I S N E C K

[@Dr_Weirdoo]

Socrates: all I know is that I know nothing Tsun tsu: the best defense is a good defense That one scientist: That's a BIG ass *_Nut_*

[@Dinomatrix21]

You have to try to win when you play this game, but by law, you HAVE to meme and RP shitpost as hard as possible.

[@BadWolf2755]

Man, Shen would fit nicely with Kaif's group... and their shenanigans in SCP. I enjoyed this though.

[@monthly7846]

Me: I don't really understand this game, idk if im gonna enjoy this vid... 8:39 : (happens) Me: nvm

[@someonemaybe9440]

8:40 dr bright got ahold of the intercom 13:51

[@datboy038]

@@hossamashraf8575 you’re joking right?

[@kesthetrashman3090]

"I dont wanna go in the pits" -joe

[@ceoofsocialanxiety6658]

"Goodbye my lover ;_;" dies "What happened?" "you died."

[@roberto9396]

0:38 Sojiro’s spirit took over Shempai’s body

[@seraphim2001]

*Scary pupper walks up* "I've teamed up with the german" Well....thats more than a little concerning to hear...

[@mirr0rnar3]

Shenpai: **sees a cup in inventory** Me: *_PRAISE THE CUPS_* Edit: the cup praising thing came from one of Frisky's vids (The Last Croak)

[@johnhill4937]

What made me laugh so hard was the combination of "That's a big ass nut." followed by "I don't have thumbs. I can't pick it up." 😂😂😂

[@saneori9748]

Imagine an scp walking up to you and being like: "YO,YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?!" 5:46

[@evangreen9445]

Watching shempai videos that came around this time and playing Borderlands 3 was just so awesome.

[@Ben-yf2xn]

8:40 friggin slaughtered me

[@MarshallXeno]

Same here

[@uziplayss]

"you guys must be jealous. because I have a ring pop right now"

[@spencerhowe9557]

i love how they do the d-boys without knowing what the meme is, they just do it.

[@dragonknightleader]

The bit with the Maia Hi bit hit me really hard in the funny bone, I could not stop laughing.

[@Bepetoni]

I died inside when someone blasted infinite's theme through the intercom and everyone else was just silent.

[@stewiegriffin7237]

Nobody: The intercom system: **UNHOLY SCREECHING NOISE**

[@rage6013]

Shenpai's laugh is legendary XD

[@juditposa5685]

When i heard the infinite song I started chocking on my tortilla XD

[@thatamericannarrator8247]

I just loved how everyone went silent until it ended

[@AlexNight]

JoCat in here like, "Now you know how to play an SCP. You're welcome."

[@eclipse2915]

Alternate title: Shen panics and screams at the top of her lungs for 28 minutes and 6 seconds straight

[@Nikalus5715]

Nine-Tailed Fox Commander: ALRIGHT BOYS DOWN TO THE PIT WE GO Guy: I dont wanna go into any body's pits 22:54

[@sovsuz]

>expects horror >just gets B O I S

[@araara2293]

“No I want a high quality cheese-börger” Don’t we all