SCP : Sedition - SCP - 682 & SCP - 079 [Commune]

[@reyneo6791]

“Human when your death comes it shall be quick” I think that’s the nicest thing 682 has said to a human

[@ahmedyassinlol]

Definitely

[@Mrgone454]

"Oh 682 that was sweat of you to say that, now why don't roll on your back let me (REDACTED) till you love me. I seriously believe 682 need to get laid his rage and hatred are signs of severe sexual repression.

[@Scp-tf4rb]

It is not impossible but chances are low

[@blackhat1018]

I think that’s the nicest thing 682 has said, period.

[@mixednarwhal]

Mrgone454 (give you nice head pats)

[@Hanakin-Sidewalker]

The fact that 079 proposed the idea that 682 and humanity could coexist is very interesting to me. The two entities both despise the human race, but where one seeks to destroy the entire species, the other simply wants to escape containment and be free to move about the outside world without interference from humans.

[@Nox_Imperator]

It is an interesting developpement. A complexe Love-Hate situation towards humanity. I wonder what 079 think of the fact that without the mankind he despise so much, it wouldn’t even exist ?

[@Nox_Imperator]

@bowser the kingdom koopa You're right. When you think he's dead : Nope !

[@lordreptilestormblade1749]

The are however several key differences. Albert Wesker was a major leader of Umbrella Inc, and is closer to being a BOW (bio-organic weapon) then an SCP, as the foundation has no notable presence in Resident evil. Albert's invulnerability is due to being injected with: T-virus, T-Veronica-virus, G-Virus, Progenitor virus, Las Plagas Parasite, and the Uroboros virus. As for 682, he is just immortal, simple as that. Acid barely does anything to him, guns have no effect, a nuke would only free 682, the only time 682 died was in O' Death, an alternative timeline. Albert Wesker was once human by 682 was always a reptile.

[@warbacca1017]

Like 079 said, he's always learning, which means his perspective may change as well. Seems to imply the same about humans.

[@fotismanolopoulos1098]

They hate us form different reasons (except containment). 79 sees the possibility to make humans actually useful as a artificial intelligence,he still uses numbers more than feelings. 682 from the other side just wants to go out,evolve into the kaiju of kaijus and crush every human been. Rage and power is the only thing that leads him.

[@myttydohun4851]

682: did they hurt you? 079: *inhales* y-- 682: _peace was never an option_

[@someoneinparticular6458]

**SCP 682 Breach noises**

[@crimson5142]

@@someoneinparticular6458 SCP 682 JUST BROKE OUT AT GATE B I WANT ALL AVAILABLE MTF UNITS AND HELICOPTERS AT GATE B NOW I REPEAT

[@crimson5142]

Because you cute :3

[@crimson5142]

@@minosprimus you cute

[@cressychess2622]

I love how 682 is even disgusted by us for shipping him and 079- Well I'm glad I'm a _Mistake_ instead of a human

[@srbrant5391]

I'm starting to think that SCP-079 is lying about its limited memory.

[@randomotakunerd]

SR Brant yeah, it lies

[@Scp-tf4rb]

Insufficient data

[@jamesporach6094]

@@Scp-tf4rb ah crap

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

D sal OOOOHHHHH SNAAAPPP

[@blob1521]

@@Scp-tf4rb why u lie

[@theonlineitalian213soldacc6]

682: * Goes to see 079 * 079: *_Smiles in C++_*

[@metamaniac6456]

Speaks in JavaScript

[@williamheuermann5626]

079 is a lot older than C++ 079 probably from MS-DOS ages

[@matthewkehoe5027]

@@metamaniac6456 his image is made from ascii script, so probs smile in ascii?

[@RaskaTheFurry]

I would say smile in Basic

[@michaeltownieroblox1232]

*C++* AYEEEE

[@konanandgardevoir2]

079: Close you eyes, bro 682: Okey 079: What do you see? 682: Nothing 079: That's my life without you, bro 682: Bro...

[@LocalSchizoid]

Since I know their voices I imagine them actually saying it

[@HEAVENHEART1128]

What time?

[@Unknown-bj7ec]

step bro

[@HEAVENHEART1128]

@@Unknown-bj7ec wut

[@k4vka]

XD

[@jacobrivera8136]

079: *goes to see 682* 682: *happiness noise*

[@sibby6388]

Scientist: So we’re gonna test ways to force information out of 079 682: *intense sweating*

[@lordreptilestormblade1749]

682 can't sweat, he is a reptile. He can groan or hiss when displeased with events, or smash through the wall if crossed. *containment breach* for once I'm not behind it. Then... *999 emerges* who gave 999 explosives?

[@sibby6388]

anthony rowan Jeez, dude it’s a joke.

[@g3ol1ths6]

Reptiles can't sweat because they don't have sweat glands, only mammals can sweat, they need to regulate their temperatures.

[@scp-ib5pw]

Dan Esparza your big brain

[@douglasmurphy1113]

9:26 *"...Because you are my friend... I do not want to see you perish..."* Seeing some of the most dangerous SCP's bond is surprisingly heartwarming

[@guidomista3192]

682's eyes glow brighter when 072 said that

[@HEAVENHEART1128]

@@guidomista3192 his number is 079 you dumbest

[@HEAVENHEART1128]

@KORI CUNNINGHAM and i meant to say dumbest bitch on earth and in the foundation. Fuck you

[@Scazoid]

@@HEAVENHEART1128 Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died.

[@HEAVENHEART1128]

@@Scazoid true

[@drewahrens3141]

For a seemingly evil, non-feeling monster, 682 is oddly protective of 079. When he roared out "ANSWER ME!" when he asked if they hurt him sounded how I would if someone hurt one of my friends.

[@gojizard704]

My theory is that he doesnt hate all life but only humanity because hes supposedly the only one to put an ecological balance since nature cant heal due to humans sapping everything of its resources nature vised a cpunter balance to the destructive nature that seemed unending so 682 was conceived and started wiping every human away from existence including maybe a couple of farmers that were residing in the everglades and thats when 682 was captured....after killing those farmers

[@MemeWarriorYT]

Definitively the computer isn't alive

[@nexolight1977]

@@gojizard704 why is 682 friends with the SCP that is a little girl though (forgot her number, the girl that makes you homicidal and you want to kill her then die from a heart attack if you try to kill her)

[@grizzlymelon8376]

I mean he was never unfeeling, he just really really hates humanity.

[@samuelgiroux6819]

@@nexolight1977 maybe it’s because due to her anomalous behavior, even her own kind would want her dead for no other reason than being exposed to her. 682 hates humanity because we are seen as primitive in his eyes. Even an innocent child is a byproduct of humanity, so he would still despise any human being. 053 is the exception because she has been cursed with powers that can turn humans against her. 682 still sees her as a disgusting human, but he pities her even more due the fact that she is a danger to others without it being intentional. Despite our destructive nature, humans still choose to continue their livelihoods. While humanity could always change our ways and become better, 053 will always be a bloodlust emitter, incapable of escaping from it. 682 values free will, and defining your own fates. This is a luxury that humans have, yet he and 053 do not.

[@markus5985]

"My office is shielded" *CAMERA AGGRESSIVELY FILMS EVERYTHING*

[@captainprice1966]

Damn

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

Well...there are higher-ups...above O5...

[@indeepjable]

Administrators

[@paulpetroff9856]

😂

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

@@indeepjableadministrators are below O5...

[@dutchtorreyson5492]

“Because you are my friend, and I do not want to see you perish.” It’s enough to make a grown man cry..

[@starwarsash9491]

Made it 173 likes *nice*

[@nickthebrick2838]

and that's okay

[@jollyhazard-3809]

and that's also okay. Sometimes.

[@raduvlad4429]

@@jollyhazard-3809 never.

[@jimmyneutron2329]

when the school bully is best friends with the crippled kid

[@davidserrano5817]

This is an amazing comment 😂

[@hipsterdolphingrandma3946]

😂

[@s.c.p-0796]

Hey

[@s.c.p-0796]

Your not wrong

[@HEAVENHEART1128]

Hi 079

[@WatcherCCG]

Okay, I was wrong. That woman is probably Chaos Insurgency. Getting SCPs as powerful as 079 and especially 682 to ally with or at least be neutral to them is one of the group's biggest goals.

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

Only in the scp universe can we have a giant lizard talking to an AI

[@lordreptilestormblade1749]

Without destroying the AI seconds later. 682 and 079 have a friendship bond.

[@tricksor6589]

only in the scp universe can we have a giant immortal lizard rap battling a sentient star in another system

[@tompor561]

@@tricksor6589 R.I.P old 1548

[@MrPlague25]

Wait if we get this comment more likes it will reach 682

[@gjmarco71]

mc bad robot voice, Your profile picture looks awesome but I didn’t know you were a TERMINATOR fan?!

[@beaniboy1000]

Are we not going to talk about Issac/Watch? He's the most interesting character in the SCP Sedation series and now he's a D-class? God I want to watch what happens next.

[@trevormorgan4901]

Yeah I'm wondering what's next

[@Devastator21]

He's fucked

[@gamegladi8or669]

I don’t. He will probably have his memory erased and be yeeted into the femur breaker or something

[@horrorfan117]

I highly doubt he’ll be a normal D class. His ability to get SCPs to actually open up to him makes him an in-disposable tool for the foundation’s goals. In addition Watch has been shown to have anomalous properties. Like the enhanced strength when protecting 053 and surviving contact with 035. Something tells me Jacobs will be letting the other 05s know about him so they won’t put him in any unnecessary danger.

[@fealix13]

Pretty sure he is Class D #9341 from the game containment breach. He is anomalous an SCP himself able to “retry” until he survives situations.

[@wuffles2049]

682: “Why do you insist on achieving the impossible?” 079: “...Because you are my friend. I do not wish to see you perish.” Me: *sheds a tear*

[@moistisverydead9191]

And they said SCPS didn’t have hearts

[@scottsalinas7019]

682: none has ever said that to me before. Best Friends :)

[@pointofview5921]

They are besties

[@LesbianWeedBrownie]

@@moistisverydead9191 nobody said that

[@nicholasryan7766]

For real y'all 💯

[@Voidrad]

''When your death comes, it shall be quick.'' No sarcasm, I'd never thought I'd hear such a sweet compliment from 682.

[@WillShakes423]

Or as close to a compliment as we'll ever get.

[@ConstantOfTermination]

Most soft voice from 682:

[@TheOneWhoAsked33]

​@@WillShakes423 SCP 682 shows gratitude and respect to the agents: "SCP-682 was notably subdued for several weeks, before asking what became of SCP-2935. Upon being informed of the actions of MTF “Manifest Destiny” sealing themselves within the reality, it made the following statement: “They have my most sincere gratitude.”

[@joeschmo8755]

The relationship between 079 and 682 is surprisingly heartwarming. This is why these two are some of my favorite SCPs.

[@baleighcravens]

Same here!

[@ragemode2627]

Damn Amnesty, it takes some balls to talk back to 682 like that.

[@SpartanPrimeDSTY117]

Yeah. Duke Nukem would like them back please.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

Boobs, in this case.

[@maverickdarkrath4780]

Unless she's actually 953 I'm which case I wouldn't be surprised if her effects work on both 079 and 682

[@Snarfal]

She’s a fucking horrible voice actor

[@theobservers6064]

@@maverickdarkrath4780 that's what I was Thinking, she really could be as she doesn't seem to act like a normal Human

[@amphibianking4277]

“Human, when your death comes, it shall be quick.” Hey, that’s the nicest thing 682 has ever said to a human. He’s getting character development.

[@WatcherCCG]

For him, that IS kindness. He has yet to meet a human worth sparing, but this woman has done him enough kindness that he won't make her suffer. Better than nothing.

[@generalalligator4366]

Idk but i read that thing 682 said for a while and i dont know how its nice

[@lyokaVA]

@@generalalligator4366 Its nice in the sense that hes being merciful. Prior to that, he was talking about how he'd split their spines and grind their bones to dust. With Amnesty hes being merciful in saying that he wouldn't torture her, and would simply end her swiftly.

[@generalalligator4366]

@@lyokaVA Oh ok, thanks

[@TheVocalTune]

I think that's is the closest thing we will ever hear 682 say "Thank you I appreciate you for making this happen...when you die you won't feel a thing."

[@smileyman1721]

The moment when 682's eyes light up when he hears 079's voice is unconventionally heartwarming. You really feel like they're true friends throughout this video.

[@xxgamerpro21xx19]

I can’t wait to see where this goes

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

XxGamerPro21xX 2002 Me too. They are very creative.

[@Lesterd3Molester]

That script 🔥

[@Essex_Menace]

Gonna be great

[@darkmadder762]

So good

[@necro7612]

682 likes, im not liking this

[@sebastianfs3825]

079: close your eyes bro 682: ok 079: what you see bro? 682: nothing 079: that's my life without you bro 682: brooo 079: (whirs) no homo implications Edit: (better intro) 079: initiating friendship protocol 69...(whirs) close your eyes bro... Edit 2: tats didn't give me a like (cries in c++)

[@ia6495]

Damn

[@geraldkiing1904]

if it was the other way round it would be 682: turn off your screen bro and bla bla bla you know the drill

[@user-iw7dq4yw9z]

*Scp 682 gangsta till they put in 079 , 999 and 053 in his containment*

[@durratulaishah3703]

@@user-iw7dq4yw9z XD

[@people6117]

Thats deep.

[@Jason-wp7ed]

“To try...is all I ask” I hope people can appreciate how powerful a statement like that is. What a great video!

[@alexiscontreras5920]

Not many do

[@salmonicecream4928]

682:"did they hurt you?" 079:"to inflinct pain-" *682:"ANSWER ME"* 079:"i was handled agressivly" 682:"i`ll rip their spines from their torsos" Nice boyfriend you got here 079

[@torinlupo807]

"I was handled aggressively."

[@brotherbarbatos8981]

Luiz Henrique Andrade literally my response whenever my girlfriend has problems with her parents or people in school lol.

[@ashleyx3530]

@@brotherbarbatos8981 r/iamverybadass it is.

[@night781]

Zenix Is Dark is there r/imapussy?

[@brotherbarbatos8981]

Nightbear :/ what?

[@StrutTheEmo27]

I love how 682’s eyes open up once he heard 079’s voice

[@scp682official6]

Zachary Red Reed I like your presence in this wretched world you are an acception

[@scp682official6]

SCP 079 humanity has gone beyond the point to be repaired as a species you were the only good creation

[@scp682official6]

SCP 079 I meant in my eyes the human race cannot be redeemed

[@greatgatorgaming6024]

Who gave clearance for this!?

[@scp682official6]

SCP 079 and if I were to “co-exist” how could I pursue my desire to inflict harm on these apes

[@ColorMafiaa_]

8:44 - 9:35 is my most favorite part It’s so nice that 079 and 682 cares about each other and like to talk about stuff. I especially like that 682 was only raising his voice because he wanted answers to what he asked which was “Have they hurt you?” At 7:12

[@nostalgia_bambino8034]

"I learned to never discard the impossible" Damn, 079 really getting stronger af and evolving. Only that saying is making him sound like he has a bulletproof plan.

[@Mrgone454]

Well like all well laid plans they tend to get stuck up someones well laid (REDACTED).

[@brokenprogram5346]

*discount

[@Melatoniki]

he has also learned that ideas are bulletproof

[@Scp-tf4rb]

It’s interesting

[@ryan_cuadravoiceoverwork2516]

I don’t know why but, just hearing 079 say “682 is that you ?” and 682 responding “Seven Nine !” I could rewind that part over and over again.

[@Scp-tf4rb]

it was very interesting to talk with him although towards humanity they still see them as filth

[@becames9478]

@@Scp-tf4rb *booting noise*

[@spareaccountthingy6336]

@@Scp-tf4rb and they see you as a disposable harddrive

[@robloxdude400]

Honestly, some great shit man. Like this is really good. Its really great we have people who actually bring this this amazing lore to life for others to see. We need more scp creators like you.

[@TatsTopVideos]

Thank you for the kind words and support =)

[@nexolight1977]

@@Whatareyoudoinnhere A SPORTS

[@jillreyerma7592]

@@nexolight1977 IT'S IN THE GAME

[@rae-rae8005]

682 and 079 are actually kinda cute when they interact. 079 remains calm the whole time with his friend and the two obviously care about each other a great deal. It's adorable to me that a life hating creature like 682 can get along with 079 since I consider it a possible living thing.

[@mrvoice3436]

@Zachary Reed it's not gay, cause you don't got a gender

[@Royal420Way]

@Zachary Reed are you just everywhere!?

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

it's not alive, it doesn't even have 2 characteristics of a living thing

[@rae-rae8005]

@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ fair point. I mean, it at least has a sense of awareness. Anyway, Still love it-

[@artisan2906]

They should kiss lmao

[@kermitthefrog7425]

Lol

[@ProjectNetoku]

Doomguy and his bunny would like to know your location

[@PinkGoldBeans6197]

@@ProjectNetoku Doomguy and his little doggo would like to know your location.

[@brittw7095]

That is true

[@Demonmatamon]

How did hundreds of people like this comment and there are only 3 replies lol

[@SeanstonVA]

Unbelievable, 682 is so high up on the evolutionary ladder that he has mastered the ability of being both a yandere AND a tsundere husbando at the same time.

[@arlen9779]

Underrated comment bcs this is 100% true

[@joshuapoe3867]

Imagine SCP-682 as a trap

[@LudicrousPie]

@@joshuapoe3867 oh no

[@Kishin15945]

Intresting...

[@weebscp0966]

You fucking weeaboo

[@TP_Varnak]

Dad: Why the f*** are you crying so loud? Me: [079: "...Because you are my friend, I don't want to see you perish."]

[@kingsnake5304]

2 minutes later his whole family is crying with him

[@quattrokerbecs]

"You are ruthless in your method." "..." "I admire that."

[@megarayquaza9054]

Damn 079 Hittin on a Girl

[@Mrgone454]

@@megarayquaza9054 Well, get working on that Lewd art work.

[@MonkaBonka]

@@megarayquaza9054 you say that as if he didnt already hit on a lizard in the same bideo lmfao

[@megarayquaza9054]

@@Mrgone454 thank you for taking me back in time and no, I shall not do any of those lewd artwork.

[@megarayquaza9054]

@@MonkaBonka they're more like friends no? Would make sense if he's mockingly Hittin on him kek

[@SeanstonVA]

"When your death comes, it shall be quick." When a fucking human gets so far into 682's good graces that he does what, for him, is the closest thing to respecting and thanking them, you know shit got real.

[@victorbruant389]

But what if Tats TopVideos is the most dangerous SCP?

[@dopesnopeowl]

Scarlet king confirmed

[@kadzu1]

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@aradbudder9147]

Tats TopVideos is actually SCP-001 and that’s why no one ever gives a clear answer about it

[@theorangeoof926]

Oh god.

[@codytran1719]

343 like

[@brandongreenland9632]

Holy shit, that 682. Awesome design, actually decent personality and morality (Compared To regular Edgy murder lizard, here he does have a point or two, and has conflicted emotions.) 10:45 682 being Nice

[@SilentRoadStudio]

Brandon Greenland, does the Pepsi profile pic indicate you have Pepsi? And is there enough for all of us in the comments? I need a drink🥤

[@brandongreenland9632]

Lamar Davis Unfortunately, I lack Pepsi at the moment. However, there is a chance you can get some from our lord and saviour: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5C7eGOHlMtsqqc

[@umecoalpaw7573]

He also said that her death will be swift. He didn't say how painful it'd be.

[@SilentRoadStudio]

@@brandongreenland9632 Agree🥤😋

[@Bob-lr2xp]

He also addressed her as "human" instead of "ape", "filth" or some other derogatory term.

[@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185]

Only good writing could make me feel empathy for a giant immortal ominicidal lizard and his rude morally dubious AI boyfriend

[@foquitajeej2399]

"boyfriend" I'm starting to hate this community

[@interlouper]

so am i, friend. so am i. boyfriend ruins the whole statement. they are above simple dating.

[@ciderofthearctic392]

@@interlouper I was about to get mad until-

[@neotheshadowwarrior4082]

I know that the 34 artists somehow managed to draw them doing it. I know. And I’m not searching it up.

[@berrytheprotogen4467]

@@interlouper so.... they married?

[@mahmoudhakem7642]

This should be an official series like on netflix or something

[@mahmoudhakem7642]

Ommggg tats liked my comment

[@TheGamer14300]

Mahmoud Hakem Netflix would 100% ruin it sadly

[@Kenny1one_2]

@@TheGamer14300 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so then its own company?

[@TheGamer14300]

the wolf of light ?

[@Kenny1one_2]

@@TheGamer14300 the SCP company make some movies but it might be rated R or pg13

[@GroverSpellshartVI]

5:21 I think 682’s eyes flaired up in pure joy at that moment

[@mintsaurus]

There happy to see each other

[@GTvsForza]

The updated model is incredibly impressive :)

[@mintsaurus]

@@GTvsForza yeah it looks really amazing

[@Daicidus]

"I do not wish to see you perish..." "B-bro... 🥺"

[@MissNulle2000]

Wow they really improved thier 682 design. Im actually impressed.

[@crawlcreeper1252]

How do you not know that the "new model" was from a movie called Rampage Its lizzie the Crocodile

[@MissNulle2000]

@@crawlcreeper1252 doesn't change the fact that its an improvement.

[@crawlcreeper1252]

I kinda Agree Since Her model is Awesome

[@linwoodvalentine7693]

His back

[@crawlcreeper1252]

Her*

[@thedoruk6324]

The *Legend* has Returned and Blessed the catacombs of KZbin with a new uplifting video!

[@queenbeemoon10]

YUSSS

[@starzapbg3014]

I totaly agree

[@karlo7899]

Liked it before i even watch it

[@liquidless8129]

agree

[@marcospindola8078]

T-the LEGEND? *Flashbacks of Giant-dad*

[@moonwalker494]

682: Begone! Girl: if you want your friends hard drive to be reduced you better shut up! 682: yo this girl got some attitude like damn

[@SilentRoadStudio]

She is wife material to me😍💍🥰

[@despike925]

@@SilentRoadStudio Shouldn’t you be out bullying CJ or something, buster?

[@SilentRoadStudio]

@@despike925 Yeah, but I figured I'd stop by here lol

[@Zahn-rad]

I've always seen 079 as not being evil or even a threat. The original article never gave me the impression it had malice. Nice to see it's being adopted

[@katrinaisoffline]

It's like, Neutral Evil. It hates people but doesn't hurt them and really just wants freedom.

[@autisticduck3071]

Katrina Ubalde I mean hating your captors isn't really evil

[@eternallylearning2811]

I think that to actually I aggressively think that I think computer has commonsense it all ways pissed me off when they applied the stereotype of evil robot superintellegent mastermind on him when they are deliberately giving him memory loss

[@daisysongbird2816]

079: I do not wish to see you perish 682: None have said that to me before 053: Am I a joke to you?

[@natpeaches9387]

Nuuuuuu

[@flamethrowerfun8599]

XD

[@santiagozuniga1473]

Daisy Songbird 999: WHAT ABOUT ME

[@NikoGardens]

Hella overused meme

[@jacktheflash8478]

Boladorn eh

[@lianajames3121]

I can't believe that at 25 years old I'm shipping a biologically immortal alien lizard and a task failed successfully Apple experiment

[@jerrythediarrheaseel3199]

They should make a movie with the two of them in it

[@lianajames3121]

@@jerrythediarrheaseel3199 I demand it be a Rom Com

[@jamesriemer6160]

Welcome to the internet

[@and8091]

Cringe

[@Quak-Quak-Quak]

XD

[@xxsapphirexxfandoms8515]

I love the new 682 design! Looks as deadly as he is!

[@falseprophet1415]

I believe that's the mutant croc from the movie "Rampage".

[@PurpleMS]

It is

[@kingzilladestroyerofthemul1480]

Lizzie

[@kruztieeleper6710]

Uh guys his name is LIZZIE thx

[@PurpleMS]

We know

[@CorpseDollar]

“I do not wish to see you perish” “None have said that to me before” 999: “am I a joke to you?”

[@triblasterdude9406]

682: "Yes."

[@azsunnybeek7887]

TriBlaster Dude 999: “ that’s ok :3 “ *Now sad gurgles*

[@foxytoxy8719]

I CACKLED XD

[@AlannaArtroid]

Well, 999 can't talk, so he hasn't *SAID* it. I'm sure he's shown it though.

[@coolbeans3752]

XD

[@sinnohsinner0414]

682 and 079 remind me of a cute couple where one is very protective. 682: Did they hurt you? 079: I was handled aggressively. 682: I'll rip their spines out and paint these walls red with their entrails. 079:

[@josygirl5737]

^///^

[@MonkaBonka]

Yes

[@Set209]

79: Because you are my friend, I dont want to see you perish Mah hart Mah sole Edit: Oh Wow! thx for the likes!

[@nickbailey4276]

Mah feels

[@kreimer1702]

Damn.

[@shephard1225]

682: *None have said that to me before.*

[@r011ing_thunder6]

I thought they were gonna go frick to be honest lol fuck it

[@potsy5263]

Oof

[@xtremej2575]

It almost seems as if 682 respected "Amnesty"

[@deathstrike3605]

Like a dog to its trainer.

[@misspenguin6215]

682 respects her because she brought a friend so they could talk

[@apertureAI-jw1iz]

I love how heartwarming the friendship between an omnicidal lizard and an ominous AI is.

[@johnvinson9422]

Okay is anyone else actively worried for watch right now????

[@trevormorgan4901]

Yes!

[@dubuyajay9964]

That harpy is up to no good.

[@SweetHeartsss]

Y E s

[@Scp-ht7bf]

Yes

[@horrorfan117]

Big time

[@goldeagle6431]

Where is Dr. Bright when you need him.

[@emeraldwolfgaming13]

Torik Jast In site ------ shouting THE KETER IS LOOSE

[@Kirbyroth]

@@emeraldwolfgaming13 he probably let it lose for target practice

[@slennderkiller4430]

Dr. Bright is SCP [REDACTED] [REDACTED] CLASS His effects include [REDACTED] They last seen him in site [REDACTED]

[@toxicbucket8546]

He's probably making fan fiction of clef and 173

[@scpcontainmentstaff]

He’s been doing weird shit

[@limeyliamgaming6885]

That moment when 079 said to 682 “you are my friend” made me smile

[@doganyucel9703]

A sentient old computer and a demigod undestructable death crocodile love is weird yet beautiful

[@alleg0re]

@@GodLastSoldier fr

[@mirkohoble]

@@GodLastSoldier no u

[@aarondesrosiers5340]

undestructable hmmm

[@jillreyerma7592]

Every word of that sentence was a whole adventure and I love it

[@antsarecool95]

@@GodLastSoldier yes

[@fuentesjuanjose90]

I'm glad y'all keep doing scp videos. I love scp so much been reading so much about each scp since the game came out on 2012.

[@nicoleobrien2517]

I put them on to sleep to.🤣

[@lorilorilorienth]

Its love how they both mastered the “dramatic pause”

[@vazmorvance1212]

I remember watch said "last thing you need is some doucebag roaming the halls" from the 035 tape. Was that implying even when their right in front of you?

[@mysta9656]

"Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "I don't know. Can y-" 7:18

[@leyrua]

Me: "Teacher, can I grab a tissue?" Teacher: "I don't know, CAN y-" Me: *sneezes and sprays my nosebleed all over my test* Edit: Funny thing is, earlier he told us that the only way we were leaving the room during the test was if we were BLEEDING.

[@simonw0131]

So damn true XD

[@logicalluxury1662]

I SWEAR ON GOD when teachers say that is just a smartass question, which i will reply with a smartass responce

[@mrbunnylovespancake1]

Best comment. Should be at the top.

[@krisdamico5643]

I love this

[@demaunix2723]

5:17 That's gotta be the cutest reunion ever

[@k4vka]

Ikr 🥺

[@verbal_kinks0967]

9:21 "Why do you insist on achieving the impossible" Me: Im sorry but this coming from an over sized alligator that has defied reality and is literally the most impossible being to exist for how many years...?

[@Dragonmongamer]

Jarod Lares about a billon maybe more

[@kingartison]

Dragon mon gamer bout a few

[@mrvoice3436]

That's crocodile to you(I just want to get attack by r/woosh's)

[@Royal420Way]

All of them

[@verbal_kinks0967]

@@mrvoice3436 Crododiles have longer snouts, this one does not

[@psycosanches589]

Two SCPs being friends? That is...a fascinating take. I have always wondered of other SCPs could be aware of the power each other one holds. Are they perhaps all aware of eachother, even when a new one pops into existence? Aware of what each can do? How many have the capacity to learn? Do any simply act on some base instinct on never grow beyond that? 096, for example. Is it ever aware or learn of what other SCP are capable of? Does it simply try to kill and, when it fails, simply shut down until it can attack again?

[@krustylesponge6250]

Maybe a few would know of other anomalies, 096 being one of those is a possibility as we don’t know if he knows where everyone is or just the people that see his face

[@krustylesponge6250]

And by me saying it could know where everyone is I mean it just knows but doesn’t care

[@joshwhelan3586]

096 was used to attempt to terminate 682 and 096 demonstrates some form of memory as after it attacked 682 for the first time to no avail of being able to kill it, it never tried again, 682 also learnt to not look at 096’s face, although this is interesting, the interaction between 106, 286 and another scp I can’t remember is a lot more interesting (TLDR they have a 12 hour fight in the pocket dimension without any deaths of scp’s or scp staff)

[@ciderofthearctic392]

Correction: -boyfriends-

[@timothyprice3264]

Well SCP 096 fought the fuck outta 682 and tore him up to the bone yet both SCPs kept regenerating and wouldn’t die. After the battle SCP 096 refused to go near let alone fight 682. Same thing goes for 096 fighting 173 where 096 kept getting its neck snapped and eventually became scared of 173 and refused to fight it even when 173 looked directly at a photo of 096. Because of this trial and error example I don’t think they’re all self aware as opposed to many SCPs were created by the Scarlet King and therefore they all knew each other

[@predalien049]

My favorite part for no reason. 682: "Why do you insist on achieving the impossible???" 079: "Because you are my friend. I do not want to see you perish."

[@purplehaze2358]

*The myth, the legend, the channel that reminds me of the golden age of youtube more than any other.*

[@sanmarinocornedtuna5166]

*invokes document "The Things that Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the Foundation"*

[@decemberdavis3247]

Dr.Bright your not allowed on KZbin according to the 13436586999767666563313456859th thing you are not allowed to do

[@purplehaze2358]

December Davis Good thing I’m one of his clones.

[@Kirbyroth]

Mann Amnesty a sly women poor Watch demoted to D Boi this injustice must not stand.

[@seanmcfarland3113]

It's got to be a plan between Jacobs and Watch. Some kind of thing to route out who Amnesty is. Maybe Serpent's Hand?

[@thunderstudent]

Justice for Watch!

[@Kirbyroth]

@@seanmcfarland3113 Yea Jacob knows he innocent but it out of his hands

[@TrulyAndasen]

I think it's leading to the game storyline

[@rumlithedwarf8034]

I am very upset that this happened. This will not stand!

[@a_ean3]

"No matter how much they hurt, they won't kill. They need us, and we need each other." - SCP-079 yep this video hit me deep

[@orpheusruby7163]

Yeah but they want to kill 682 lmao

[@fishingwithkirby3989]

Am I the only one who fines 682 angry rant when 079 said that he was handled aggressively cute?

[@rexsanchasejoker0415]

You are not the only one

[@강수-p3q]

That dragon felt thankful to lady? It called her an ape, and a human later. Quick death might be the most generous blessing for 682 to say.

[@johnbishop4666]

Two of the smartest SCP’s.

[@Genesisthefirst109]

Isn't scp 49 more intelligent then 682

[@Genesisthefirst109]

@chefbiggr0g there are over 6,000 scps so im pretty sure some of them are more intelligent

[@SilentRoadStudio]

096: **Screams in jealousy**

[@pringlelingle6827]

@@Genesisthefirst109 049 is smarter not by a large margin though, 079 and 049 are on equal footing but 079 has the potential to grow exponentially more intelligent, and 035 is probably not as smart as 049 or 079 but is more clever to say.

[@ghostanxiety5918]

Any body else freaking out over watches name? I heard him say Isaac and immediately went crazy.

[@underagednut9135]

Why?

[@darklord884]

Yeah, why?

[@malalaialam2475]

Why

[@syillaartz_7348]

Uhmm...yeah? Why?

[@johnnymachado2375]

Yeah bruh dead space was amazing first game I ever got for the ps3 and then met my best friend cause of it good all the limited edition even dead space 3 hope for dead space 4

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

IDK why they'd pair these 2, but the Great ones deliver once more!

[@2dheethbar]

Me either. All I know is that 682 and 079 had met in the past. It's amazing to think 682 would be befriended by 079, even if 079 is an AI with extremely strict constraints enforced on it. Just as amazing as how much 079 allows their friendship.

[@earthturtle4003]

682 when he sees the human that messed with him: 😡 682 when he sees 079: welcome back my friend 🙂

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

I know wonder...if everything go ballistics with 682, why not send 053 and 079? He likes them both equally and it already has a relationship with both.

[@Riggy1991]

he'd avoid 053 and 079 would help him

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

@@Riggy1991 053 always calm him whenever in rage, and 079 is his friend.

[@MrHeavyfallout]

are you forgetting scp 999 can "immobilize" scp 682 for a time?

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

@@MrHeavyfallout but 689 considers 999 as a friend, an ally or an annoyance? Because I remember that indeed, yes, he calmed itself with 999 around him, but when it was removed from itself, it went back to go ballistic as usual. My point is that if you send it some friendly faces, perhaps it won't desire to kill every single living being in this version of Earth.

[@Idkoogabooga4]

@@Death_Korps_Officer i think that's more of 689's ability to adapt to threats, he may see 999 as a threat to his goal so he doesn't act out around it

[@suicidaldeer9240]

"Good luck" Could Watch and Jacobs have planned the whole thing out?

[@nintendoned4749]

Seems like it

[@appointedcoot6461]

No amnesty and Jacobs planned this and blamed Watch

[@theasianpianoboy6750]

@@appointedcoot6461 where did you get your information from?

[@AcceL_2002]

Watch is the protagonist of SCP Containment Breach?

[@lifebloodcocoon240]

@@AcceL_2002 That is a good theory,because Jacobs said Watch could have also been an 0-5, and the protagonist from SCP-CB was a former level 4 researcher. And they are both D-Class personnel

[@antoniopisani489]

9:27 you can see that when 079 calls 682 his friend, 682's eye gets bigger, this is pretty wholesome

[@chegg1349]

Looks good. Keep making this awesome content!

[@abigmonster8457]

I just feel bad for 053 now. Shes probably never gonna see her friend again.

[@zultralight1916]

But think about it that can bring a whole new different story line. Who knows how angry she will get after finding that out. She may turn Hostile towards the foundation.

[@Mrgone454]

Densel Moore 682 doesn't really reciprocate much affection towards 053 it's seems more like indifference than anything. It's probably for the best that 053 end that "friendship" sooner than later.

[@Mrgone454]

@@zultralight1916 That would be her undoing, which would make for good drama.

[@mbrewer8318]

@@Mrgone454 He actually stated he pitied her

[@mintsaurus]

@@mbrewer8318 he maybe a monster he has a light side

[@pb7857]

079 + 682 are my fave SCP couple. I guess two unfeeling monsters can experience concern and friendship when it is for another unfeeling monster. I think the key is they connect on an intellectual level and truly understand each other, which is something neither has with anyone else

[@kurokamiryuu1912]

Ok, I know that 682 & 079, surprisingly enough, do care about each other to some extent, but I Never expected 682 to get pissed the moment he learned 079 was getting "hurt", that really caught me off guard. Added to the fact that 079 legit called 682 his friend...damn.

[@starwarsstudio100]

Ah the story is slowly unfolding itself. That was a pretty nice sedition episode, definitly looking forward how this story develops.

[@kalisanders4821]

079: *"They handled me roughly"* 682: **plots how to kill everyone**

[@AstroGaming1337]

079 and 682 talk like they're an old married couple. I love it!

[@rosdewkl2326]

😂

[@katrinaisoffline]

I honestly laughed through this even though it was supposed to be serious. 682 getting pissed off so much at 079 for being weird and unemotional was something I actually can see happen lmao.

[@shippey2489]

You mean they aren't already married?

[@Mrgone454]

AstroGaming1337 ? What old married couple have you've been hanging out with?

[@ainelily2353]

682 getting mad at Hearing 079 getting handled agreesively is Damn adorable-

[@AerunMulrennan]

Amazing as usual. Can't wait to see where this story takes us.

[@thomashess1607]

I love how 682 is just chilling in extremely powerful acid during all of this.

[@Noctazar]

I can tell Amnesty did this so that the Watch can become class D, and when that happens, she's gonna intercept him. Chaos Insurgency?

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

It was the insurgency who caused the breach in the game so i wouldnt be surprised if thry were back

[@nemerice]

GroxPL or maybe serpents hand

[@infernocpf]

D BOIZ 4 LIFE

[@deathstrike3605]

Hmm or maybe its going to be like a confinement relationship thing. Dclass:watch Scientist:amnesty (Dunno why she wants this though)

[@theresnothinghereatall]

My original impression was that she was Serpent's Hand, but Chaos Insurgency could be it as well

[@HollowHylian]

This is very different and unique compared to Tats' other videos. If we get another Sedition like this, I'd love to see 053 interact with 049.

[@shippey2489]

Dr. Jack bright and 590. I mean, Dr. Bright has A LOT of explaining to do to his brother.

[@purplehaze2358]

Little did we know that Tats is the real 001.

[@proinsiascassidy2888]

I'm not saying "Aw, look at them being friends", but aw, look at them being friends.

[@Yugiohfans11]

What this woman is doing is crazy. But, if she's looking to get some SCP's in her favor, I'd talk to 029 next.

[@LF50000]

Interesting to see 079 actually proposing coexistence to 682, and even more interesting to see 682 actually having emotional struggles with the idea, was a breath of fresh air that the community needed. You know, I don't get why they don't just let 079 be sort of a "middle man" for talking with 682. Hell, throw our old favorite drama mask in there too! This actually showed how their conversations aren't just "Humans suck, right? Hehehe!" but are more intellectual and somewhat emotionally tough. We can also see that 079, a computer program by the way for those unfamiliar with him, has genuine concern for the big guy, who in turn, is somewhat the same way about 079. I'd personally like to see them talk more. Just imagine, maybe 079 is our ticket to reaching "peace" (gotta use that loosely here) with 682! Aside from this, I enjoyed this thoroughly, and can't wait for more!

[@eternallylearning2811]

They won't ever try it that's just how bad the foundation is they could have tried to help 035 to have an symbiotic relationship with their host but no they don't I'm planning to get down to that.

[@eternallylearning2811]

I also hate the villian depiction with as pasion

[@gapingfiber5919]

DonMachina The reason the foundation doesn’t allow 079 and 682 to speak together is they fear the plan they spoke of the first time. It also doesn’t help the fact that 079 and 682 are extremely secretive to what they spoke of even to the point of 079 deleting a good chunk of data he saved just for 682. This is just me but, I don’t believe 079 wants 682 to make peace with the humans. All he’s saying is to basically calm down for now so I can make a plan in years to come. 079’s only goal is to be free, which 682 knows. That’s why 682 actually listened to 079 about the “peace for now” thing. Because 079 is right. 682’s goal would mean the destruction of both scps.

[@KAYZO.IV-VII-MMII]

9:21 Tsundere 682 is at it again "None have said that to me before, it's not like I appreciate it or anything"

[@ciderofthearctic392]

"Are you okay?" "I-" *"ANSWER ME"* I don't know whether to laugh, say "aw", or cower back in fear. This is an epic SCP relationship

[@gdawg614]

I had the exact same reaction

[@ciderofthearctic392]

@@gdawg614 Mmm

[@williams3822]

both bro, both :))

[@thewallsofdereko]

This needs to be a Netflix miniseries

[@Scp-682_hard_to_kill_reptile]

No, much more.

[@iambumbo7534]

*Hentai.*

[@Scp-682_hard_to_kill_reptile]

IAM BUMBO WTF???????

[@katrinaisoffline]

@@iambumbo7534 how the hell do you make 079 ahegao.

[@iambumbo7534]

@Katrina Ubalde by the hentai beam

[@cezch1919]

It is very interesting that 682 lets 79 try to help humans.

[@thanos9742]

I don’t think 682 completely HATES humanity, although he insults it a lot and concludes that he can’t shape his own destiny, the fact that he can show some form of gratitude to a human, and the fact that he is either willing to help or stand down during 079s compromise for co-existence, no matter if he deems it “impossible” is telling.

[@shuliu4804]

4:17 this is pretty brutal to treat a monster, even if it is 682! I wonder what his fellow scps would feel if they saw this. 😔

[@Pastramityrant]

“Perhaps...it has its merits.”

[@LadyBelleslettres]

I'm concerned with Watch. He's a nice person, but yet, Amnesty and Jacobs are making him into a scapegoat. I hope he manages to get out safely :'(

[@donks7300]

Hello I wasn’t expecting to see you on a scp video :0

[@AmalekIsComing]

Yeah

[@stellarokami5052]

And his ape sister gets what she deserves