SCP Vault: Most Wanted Monsters

[@Xenkatze]

He said that the foundation were trying to get him for years, which means he's an anomaly. But that brings up the question of whether he is safe, Euclid, or keter class.

[@sugoiuseismoeabuse4058]

Safe ofc, why would Nick do anything to harm us?

[@Xenkatze]

Hung Tang Sometimes those closest to us have the darkest of secrets.

[@StarmanGhost]

Safe/Euclid/Keter refers to difficulty of containment. I'm sure they've bumped him up to Keter by now :P

[@sugoiuseismoeabuse4058]

StarmanGhost Demigoddess of a world destroying cult, a supernatural cicada monster that causes horrific rituals that leave everyone infertile and stillborn, an unkillable lizard monster that might be literally god? Nick is in good company. Yes I do know what the rank is how hard to contain/keep under wraps, that still doesn't mean I can't make fun of the idea that Nick is considered on par to world destroying beings and unstoppable killing machines.

[@thatrandom_canadian]

Hung Tang No, IIRC, the SCP that should be "God" claimed that the unkillable lizard wasn't "one of his", and couldn't even perceive it.

[@HarperNell]

The bus one didn't scare me because of how vague the description of "juveniles" was, I'm just imagining going through a junkyard and seeing a duck sized bus with tiny legs run past you.

[@thatoneguywiththevoice328]

If I am correct, they usually grow there disguises in as adults so it is duck sized bug, but I like this version more

[@YoutubePizzer]

that and I don’t know why it’s even an SCP, it’s like a slightly more dangerous bear, humans could easily take them out if the public was made aware of them, just stab the floor

[@Relaxing9393]

@@KZbinPizzer imagine 93 of them against a police station

[@ghoultooth]

@@KZbinPizzer You gotta remember that not all SCPs are dangerous, they just have to be anomalous in nature.

[@pissapocalypse]

They could pretend to be toy buses

[@buzzlightyear7104]

SCP takes the rhetorical question "how bad could it possibly be" and answers it

[@PRGME7]

Buzz Lightyear or as you would say they would *GO TO INFINITY AND BEOND*

[@larrybutz742]

*Us* how bad can it be? *SCP:* ohhhh I’ll give you an ANSWER!

[@angryrabidfoxes7380]

Buzz Lightyear that is such a perfect way to phrase it

[@harrietr.5073]

"thunderous applause"

[@spilledink849]

How Ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just a keter a-no-ma-ly

[@A6by]

You left out my favorite part of 2852: "It is theorized that nearly a third of Catholic and Anglican D-Class were involved in a Black-Level event." D-Class are human pawns/test subjects used for the Foundation's human testing and containment, and it is widely agreed that they're primarily death row prisoners who were replaced with basic clones before their executions, or some such thing. This SCP confirms that a *huge* number of these people all became the killers and sociopaths they are for the exact same reason, that wasn't even natural or within their control. That's horrifying.

[@davidstuckey9289]

True. it seems to confirm Anne Frank's theory that "people are basically good" though I'd hazard a guess that won't sit well with the current thinking that human beings are garbage and that *something else* makes us evil . . . Or even makes us more evil. It's all disturbing.

[@AetosofValla]

It's like, I know scps are supposed to be fake, but people make them out to sound real, this is what both interests and terrifies me..

[@willreading4958]

Aye, it’s the suggestion that they’re all real that makes them so genius

[@Graycata]

Ikr

[@kkkocybe37]

The best way to make something real and dangerous unoticeable is to make it seems like fake

[@larrybutz742]

I love reading the SCP files because I *love* creepy stuff that sounds real like This House Has People In It, Petscop, Daisy Brown, and other stuff like that

[@lianocellilevi7101]

I ause are True story if you go to italy they tell you all doctor plsgie True story you think is creativity not all old story

[@shreksan356]

*talks about SCP-2774 being harmful if seen* *proceeds to show an image of SCP-2774*

[@GeeGe.]

It doesn't have red or green hues though. We're safe.

[@shanehare1523]

Shit 2774, some of that shits happening

[@ditto5068]

TheLittlestLitten well I mean it's fa-oh hey look, a sloth

[@ethpling165]

TLL I’m not going to lie ever since I learned about the Shy guy I never watch the video just listen because of stuff like that

[@someonetgg]

No, he shows a picture of a Furry.

[@mayhare9754]

Can I just say I really, really appreciate you including lesser-known SCPs in this list? Most SCP lists include the same SCPs over and over and over again; yeah, the Statue, Old Man, Shy Guy, etc are creepy, but they're not the only creepy SCPs out there. I really love that you made an original list of equally creepy SCPs instead of doing what everyone else does and including the same entries in it. Always count on Night Mind to produce original content you won't see anywhere else.

[@alleyoliver3315]

Succubus Chan Glad you are able to express your opinion in a thoughtful and caring manner. 👍

[@justsomeboredtechpriestess5024]

@Enclave Soldier woof

[@TheHaloring7]

Typical enclave fanboy being a prick, nothing new

[@khanfish9818]

Mostly because all of the new SCPs are shitty wattpad monsters rather than actual horror/science fiction monsters.

[@Emmariscobar]

​@@khanfish9818 Remember that back in series 1 SCPs like "indestructible lizard(682)", "literally just zombies(008)", "statue that's literally just a weeping angel in some makeup(173)", "Number that got a reputation for having too many shitty SCPs(048)" and humanoid 682 in a box with 200% more edge AKA "Able(076)" where accepted and some were even considered "good" at the time. Old ≠ Good.

[@patrickmaybe705]

SCP LIFE LESSONS: 1.Stay away from areas with graffiti. 2.Don’t enter a stranger’s vehicle. 3.Don’t share your personal information online. 4.Don’t let a stranger into your home (also take care of your children.) 5.Follow the law. 6.Don’t get consumed by television/the media. 7.??? (Maybe something about the ethics of cloning.) 8.Don’t join cults run by psychopaths. 9.Don’t trust even close family members. (Also wasn’t there s Rick and Morty episode about this one?) Basically don’t trust anyone or anything.

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

10. There’s a difference between an *original* and *_good_* idea.

[@lianocellilevi7101]

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[@lianocellilevi7101]

And yes i died under graffiti of me with a re0tild on my head a giant a ake Snake as mi) y tattoo with Mark a ove so

[@lianocellilevi7101]

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[@lianocellilevi7101]

Ti Said Your advice are best of you did mpy mrdx with demons

[@ethanmachine7594]

I love SCPs. They're so creative, and with so any of them, you can almost never get bored learning new ones.

[@drifterz2578]

Pass The Mashed Potatoes Please so true

[@jkrogsgaard8739]

Pass The Mashed Potatoes Please

[@dopegrahamcracker2809]

Pass The Mashed Potatoes Please same.

[@shrimpsushi763]

Now I'm just imagining an scp and all it can do is make you severely bored when making contact.

[@zyibesixdouze4863]

@PenguinCakes SCP-714 is the closest thing to it

[@grosezero8834]

SCP is basically life lessons for horror fans

[@sugoiuseismoeabuse4058]

OOOOOOOooooohhhh Don't leave your cars keeeeeeeyssss Or the Locksmith Behind the Grocery Store will turn you into a looooooockkk I swear to hell if that is an entry Imma bust a gut.

[@ChristLover53]

+Hung Tang "scp 9023" Scp 9023 Is a grocery store with a locksmith behind it. if anything key shaped is left in the store. the locksmith will follow the owner of the object to their home and shape their flesh into a key hole.

[@ChristLover53]

I'm joking.....if that exists though ima smash a skull.

[@Misoftie]

never ever mcdever go to a wedding or funral and i am a athiest so i dont have to wory about code blue

[@shkamarustorm]

Could make one and submit it for approval

[@faceballs687]

I'm just imagining two buses getting it on and it's really herd to take anything seriously.

[@loganslimcrocks7622]

Yeah it's herd to take anything seriously.

[@realuity3075]

Bus sex.

[@cheekybum1513]

Yeah that whole scp is hard to take seriously

[@rasmusdegn9690]

The public counterpart to Two Trucks by Neil Cicierega

[@AnonymousFish1204]

Blueberry Brawlhalla two busses one nut

[@_invalidcommand2648]

Ok so, drop-kick starving kids, run from police, avoid school busses, and get away from street art.

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

that1loaf And beat up women with dark skin.

[@backtonovember5306]

Paul Smith HAHAHAHAHA

[@pan-semitistcommunist4181]

There's a Charlie Sheen joke to be made in there somewhere...

[@vocalcalibration8033]

Don't look at sloths

[@enharmonics]

Religious events are evil. Do not engage.

[@TheVolgun]

its a shame you didn't request any vocals from me for this, I would have loved to help. Still brilliant content! keep it up Nick

[@tarponpet]

TheVolgun Great to see a familiar face!

[@Mondy667]

TheVolgun I love your narration.

[@aprillovell5289]

I would love to see u guys hook up and do something have u guys heard of the haunted reader. I wish the 3 of you would do something on Dr. Bright

[@techieplague6476]

April Lovell gotta add steve from Eastside readings to.

[@Kamexe]

TheVolgun O.O IT'S Volgun! I love your work

[@goldenzekky4964]

SCP-2086 is basically just the ice cream shop in the spongebob movie

[@Liam-wb4ow]

oH SHIT

[@rainiechan4477]

Wait do you mean the ice cream shop that's on all those bones and skulls if you mean that I know what you mean if your talking about something else then i don't know what your talking about so

[@PizzaHutAsuka]

Rainie Chan _whoooooooooosh_

[@omn1k1ng96]

This is easily the best comment I've read

[@LordStankNuts]

Golden Zekky that’s what I thought

[@robocalico419]

What if... the entire SCP foundation... _is_ an SCP

[@Mondy667]

Calico Buizel WoAh

[@ditto5068]

Calico Buizel *OOOOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOOOOoOoOOOOoOoOooOHhhHhHhHhHhHHHHHHHHhHHhHh MmMMMmMmMmMmYYYyYyYyYyYyYYYYYYYYy GGgGggGGGgGgGGgGGooooOoOOooOOoOoOoOOodDdDdDdDdDDDdDddD*

[@robocalico419]

...it would explain... why... it can contain... all the SC... Ps

[@mariofanfiftyfvie6652]

s t o p t h a t

[@obligatoryturtle8884]

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMed

[@Kermit_E_Frog]

I'm legit gonna start drawing that street art on walls

[@yattasuccess9212]

And what are you gonna expect to happen? Another piece of meat from Mrs. Piggy?

[@tomthebat394]

Dream:TheScene wow you need to learn some fucking manners

[@yattasuccess9212]

GD Mage at this point in life i do admit that i wasn't on a good mood that day i wrote that comment, not a bipolar guy, it just takes a week to make me agree with anything, and another week to disagree with anything, and plus what do you think i meant by anything with that comment, maybe i should've added a big sarcasm to offend sign just to make it worse.

[@hyper847]

Kermit E. Frog *The scp foundation wants to know your location*

[@inkyaquarium]

Do it

[@thewizard1152]

Smokey is just a scary Paul Blart

[@エイブリー-i5b]

Stonchman Paul Blart death cop

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

Gamzeerz Darth Paul blart

[@hithere5553]

ANIME GIRL22 if they find out

[@Kashi-K]

want a banana gun for a lighter?

[@frankie4478]

Stonchman is that fucking Polpo

[@kyrgyz136]

Throw D-Class at it until it stops

[@asapproxy5623]

MrMewtwo If we can’t kill it, make it drown itself in D-Class blood.

[@Press_START360]

MrMewtwo Dr. Bright that is not a solution, that never works

[@Graycata]

Dr. Bright, get off social media!

[@commanderfiendfyre4095]

Which one?

[@nicenice1310]

Give it 999.

[@TAMPLAYS]

some people put 5 ads in 10 minutes of shitty content This guy puts 4 ads in 50 mins of quality content. Turned off Adblock to support you, please continue making your awesome videos.

[@TAMPLAYS]

Aww thanks for the love

[@ditto5068]

Tamim Alsabbagh I only got one. Amazing

[@calierthewolf4977]

Got 2

[@xXobama0Xx]

SCP-973 AKA Smokey Description: ONLY YOU, CAN PREVENT WILD FIRES

[@colindoyle3158]

The_Pasted_Gamer089 Ani-Gamer SMOKEY NO!

[@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow]

.

[@ditto5068]

The_Pasted_Gamer089 Ani-Gamer OMFG

[@starlight9583]

HAHA LOL

[@xXobama0Xx]

*the most likes i've had... ever.* *it worked...*

[@finn_underwood]

Safe = Well understood and/or can be securely contained. Euclid = Not understood to a degree that permits absolute confidence in its containment and anomalous properties. Keter = Poses active threat towards society and/or cannot be contained securely. Threat level to human life is taken into account, however the primary determining factor is how securely can it be contained. You can have an SCP that has Basilisk Eyes that kill in a single glance that is classified as "Safe" because it can be blindfolded with ease and has no method of removing the blindfold itself. Or you can have a figure that appears in many people's dreams yet is otherwise harmless classified as "Keter" purely because it has access to the SCP Foundation's secrets and cannot be contained, even though it poses no threat to human life. Security and Containment are priorities one and two. Protection of civillians is only third in line.

[@johnnygreenface]

There is a safe world ending I forget but it was a like magnet that it turned on would rip the fabric or reality apart, as well as a mega vibrator that could rip through the entire SCP bace (not world ending but hey)

[@o5-828]

Containment and security are important because it keeps civillians alive, Granted some have to die for the greater good.

[@dreamernawid]

+Vlad Das Mordes What are you talking about? A game?

[@finn_underwood]

Vlad Das Mordes Yes, there are more in-depth classifications, however the main six are Safe, Euclid, Keter, Neutralized, Explained, and Thaumiel. They are the most common and reacurring classes, as referenced by www.scp-wiki.net/object-classes . And I only mentioned the main 3 because the other three above are drastically less common than the classic Safe, Euclid, and Keter classes.

[@elaxter]

Yeah the object class is just a rating on how easy the object is to contain. It could be a button that destroys the whole world in a single press, but because you can lock it up in a box it would be rated as Safe.

[@theemptysoulofagamer8845]

I like that he told us we don't have much time and that we gotta hurry but the video is about 40 to 50 minutes long ..... your playing a risky game here .

[@timmerwebb2802]

the fallen gamer how is your day fellow bipedal organism

[@videogamebomer]

Timmer Webb 2 How is you day.fellow human

[@andurilan]

Slice Slice Slice Splat

[@cristopherantonioarmijomon642]

some people put 5 ads in 10 minutes of shitty content This guy puts 4 ads in 50 mins of quality content. Turned off Adblock to support you, please continue making your awesome videos.

[@yolandashikers4985]

HOW THE HELL DOES A BUS REPRODUCE? rule 34

[@kitluna4974]

When Night Mind is actually an SCP

[@totallyaploy1824]

Right

[@whatwhat4114]

you know to much

[@Graycata]

Why not

[@yattasuccess9212]

SCP-0554 - Is a Digital Entity who lurks around the internet searching for victims to indoctrinate and lure in to his thought, his brain is a pathway of neural wires and systems purposely used to crunch data to small bytes in order to store them in a compact place, this data is then sent out worldwide to millions of people, every victim experiences a delusion that they are becoming smarter and becoming more knowledgable, while SCP 0554 is taking their souls away to make himself more powerful.

[@PRGME7]

Fatalistic Feline Item number SCP: 8972 "Nightmind" Object class: Euclid Special containment procedures: SCP 8972 is to be contained in a 5x5x5x5 meter containment cell. Site 892 is to be constructed. SCP 8972 is to believe it's containment cell is a secret lair. SCP 8972 is to be given a computer with Internet access as it has gained a large internet following. SCP 8972 is to be given web series to analyze. Staff are to be integrated into the fanbase. Description: SCP 8972 is a shapeshifting anomaly that shape shifts based on it's mood. It's true form is unknown. it mainly shows itself as a black house cat with four eyes, Two green two purple. Other forms include: a black rabbit with three eyes, two green one purple. A puppet like state of it's black house cat form. Presumably a form more fit for monster hunting. It has not shown this form. Addendum 8972-1: SCP 8972 has found object files of un contained SCPs. The video can't be deleted. Due to a memetic hazard. Addendum 8972-2: SCP 8972 found a video tape from "Dillys you won't believe it". The video once again can't be deleted do to a memetic hazard.

[@analogshell1869]

This guy has a damned great reading voice. He should do an audiobook

[@AmyJ_ThaFurryWitch]

His voice is super soothing

[@halowaffle25]

dude, that second scp is so goofy XD I keep thinking of it as like The magic school bus's shitty, edgy brother.

[@o5-828]

Yeah, That's the point.

[@slendy9600]

Sans's Dunkateer yeah theyre not all meant to be completely serious, my favourite part of the SCP site is the "things dr bright is allowed to do at the foundation" section

[@pompommerman9830]

if you think that's a goofy scp you should check out scp-2875

[@gerardolarios54]

Reminds me of that party bus episode of aqua teen hunger force.

[@BackwardsPancake]

That's SCP for you. It's basically creepypasta with a common structural template. The "files" still come from many different authors, and both their tone and quality can fluctuate a lot.

[@Red-vz6yx]

Nick Nocturne will forever be a cat puppet in my mind

[@cipher8987]

me too peep, me too

[@pikejohnson6409]

Peep The Toad AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! ITS SO UGLY!!!

[@pikejohnson6409]

Peep The Toad not u, something else.

[@benjaminfalbo]

You finally dove into the world of SCPs and it did not disappoint sir! Loved the framing device of you hacking their server, very cool and added an extra bit of suspense to the video! Can't wait for the next video!

[@themanwhobelches8082]

TheHorror/WrestlingGuy1 check out candy bowl, he also read some sip then.

[@o5-828]

Doesn't that kill people? With the memetic hazards and stuff.

[@phauxdy]

What are you talking about? This is real. I'm sure he's on the foundation's top-priority hit lost now.

[@saragold3081]

TheHorror/WrestlingGuy1 scp-1715 ?

[@o5-828]

Fardicles Trust me, They have bigger problems.

[@v3slimeman898]

*Moral: avoid an regular thing because there's a random ass SCP lurking there*

[@Alistair-The-Grox]

oh my god this made me laugh so hard I vomited my dead cicada, blood, and- wait FUCKKKK lmao jk

[@PRGME7]

Devy Edwards *lrean inglesh

[@VoltaVoid]

KZbinrs who make "reading videos" should take note on how you do it. You make the reading more entertaining and more unique instead of just listing off info. You are one of the best quality channels on KZbin, please never stop being awesome.

[@VitaeOS]

I love how you play along. It just fits. I know you probably wont see this comment, but your channel posting a video today kind of made my day, and as strange as it sounds, the fact that you play along with the whole SCP thing just adds a huge level of charm to your channel. (The only downside I could see in the video was that it is very hard to add the whole [redacted] segments in a way that fits. Since you were reading the information from remote viewing the whole, "computer voice saying 'redacted' " thing didnt really set well. I feel like you just saying that the redacted portions were redacted would've been more accurate. But then you would have the dilemma of it not sounding as serious or professional. But overall, I'm very happy with the way that your episode turned out.)

[@NightMind]

Nope, I see your comment, and I'm glad I could help out your day! [Redacted] segments were difficult to deal with, and I agree; just saying 'it's redacted' over and over was getting boring for me, so I had a bit of fun.

[@UndeadCookieMonster]

Would you say the "rule" of writing the SCPs is a bit odd? Some of the more popular SCPs have ridiculous amounts of redaction. I understand redaction but I think they over-do it on *lots* of the SCPs.

[@clan741]

RobotDeathParty yeah, it's usually a lazy form of writing entry's so that way the writer doesn't have to be detailed. Some redactions like those on names and locations are fine but any more than that is just the writer saying "oh, I'll just let the reader fill in the blanks for themselves."

[@o5-828]

Most newer scps try to move away from that, It can be done really well though.

[@o5-828]

***** That's still a thing?

[@pixel3000nerd]

I've always wondered when we're you going to discuss on SCPs. I'm glad it's finally here!

[@snazzyfeathers]

Me too

[@ryanb2751]

Proper grammar.. affable behavior.. YOURE SCP-1715, AINT YA!?

[@TemplarBlonic]

As am I. I've always imagined Night Mind having the perfect voice to read these and to act like a high-level Doctor.

[@vaughanledbetter6593]

me to

[@shugoibaka]

A question about Cousin Johnny: is there any evidence about the effects on non-guest individuals, or individuals in the same building who do not witness the event? I work at a wedding venue, where there are often on-site ceremonies and receptions, meaning I am often nearby but not actively involved with the event. I feel like this is important information.

[@thenateshow4371]

Most likely not.

[@thebigfatsmp3689]

No

[@Ajehy]

Only if you investigate the weird cicada noises

[@nyvlem3184]

I love playing with my *[REDACTED]*.

[@basiaolszynska87]

Hey, I ran out of bleach, mind coming over so I can finally end my [REDACTED]?

[@nicco7955]

Account Dedicated To Mah Waifu Stop *[REDACTED]* my *[REDACTED]*

[@skyr8449]

Account Dedicated To Mah Waifu I wonder what happenes if I [REDACTED]

[@swellfeline1731]

I would love to [REDACTED] but I can't cause I [REDACTED] huh

[@bloodstoneore4630]

Akame Bae who else uses blanks and redacted sections as madlibs

[@durden91tyler]

im sad you didnt mention the one where you enter another world that is a city with monster giants walking around in the far distance. edit: apparently it's called red sea object. something about it is so fascinating.

[@adrianrrestrepo2237]

Do you mean SCP-093 "Red Sea Object"?

[@ottogren1]

durden91tyler Fight club still meeting this weekend?

[@a.dykeman1980]

You forgot the first rule of Fight Club, Otto.

[@ottogren1]

Not Carlos I mean, Uh, baking club. What fight club, silly?

[@evanvitaletti6550]

By far my favorite SCP story.

[@letsplaypros1]

NOW FOR THAT LLAMAS WITH HATS EPISODE

[@NightMind]

"Are the Llamas Actually HUMAN?! (Part 1/5)"

[@simonemtage2720]

Night Mind actually, both llamas are ness

[@ypsiminers]

No, they're just dead.

[@octagonseventynine1253]

No, NM isn't screechy and obnoxious.

[@jaded151]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[@mrtuxedo1467]

DAMMIT JOHNNY, NOBODY INVITED YOU.

[@cherrycordiaI]

This video is like Christmas to me. I've been waiting for you to cover the SCP foundation since last year's Candy Bowl. The fact that you've covered a lot of the lesser-talked about SCPs is wonderful as well. Don't get me wrong, I love the more popular ones but it eventually gets tiring hearing about more well known objects like 682, The Stairs, Able, The Statue, etc.... Keep up the good work. You just keep getting better and better.

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

Cherrycordial Task Force Omega 7 is great! Although yes, most of the others are frequently used. Able is just cool in my mind, especially his respect for one agent who fought him, to the point that he stopped a rampage after hearing that he died! Able is interesting, although I'm not sure how frequently the Contagious Crystal is mentioned.

[@secretagentlucario]

The best SCP is the joke one that makes people redact things even though they don't need it. Makes all the other entries hilarious to read.

[@ViewbobTrue]

Cousin Johnny was probably my least favorite. it just sorta seemed like "well isn't that fucked up?": the story

[@milofranklin5386]

Viewbob_ True feels kind of like it's just gore for the sake of gore.

[@KoalaProductions]

Sorry for late reply, but I kind of think otherwise. The SCP makes an event into basically a ritual of gore, that's its point, and the SCP Foundation has to describe it. And the actual gory and horrifying stuff is too creative and thought out to be "just for the sake of gore", other bad creepypastas with "gore for the sake of gore" would just be disfigured dead bodies and such. But this thing is basically like a bug doing a fucked up mating ritual, which is pretty creative and not just like a bad creepypasta murder fest with a dull monster.

[@dusktheowlgryphon]

Me: *Visiting a wedding for 2 people I don't even know* Cousin Johnny: *shows up* Me: oh no not again

[@pearofsalamanca]

I like the SCP story about the Fifth Church the most. It legitimately scares me, because a New Age self-help thingy that turns out to be awakening some sort of cosmic horror is plausible as all hell. For anyone wanting to know what entry it is, it's SCP-1425.

[@earzo7]

"Plausible" in that the South Korean president was just revealed to be a puppet of a cult? Because that's a thing now.

[@silverclawedwolf]

Someone get the G.O.C. on the phone. We need to go crush some cults.

[@rita6355]

FFFFFIIIIITTTTTHHHHH

[@SorrySorrySorry]

That makes the giant bus bug look extra lame.

[@trunksrocks1]

are you sure it isn't that terrifying pear picture you have?

[@Fjolvarr]

2086: How the pixar Cars universe started.

[@nah9935]

Njorunn Fjölvarr nooooo How about the magic school bus?

[@biku5650]

Please let this be a normal field trip... WITH THE NICK, NO WAY!!!! CRUISING ON DOWN MAIN STREET, GET SUCKED INTO THE BUS HOOD!

[@sugoiuseismoeabuse4058]

Carlos: I guess we're caught in a buggy.

[@Magma_Seb]

Hung Tang Everyone: CarloooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@thesacredtexts2901]

Njorunn Fjölvarr yes!

[@DeeDust]

It took a lot of self control, but I managed not to watch these videos until Halloween. Worth it to know there's two more videos waiting. Hope the organization didn't track you down.

[@squidyrious9158]

This should be like some kind of 3D ride where your in a cart with 4D special effects So your Class D and there is a Containment Breach and the SCPS chase you Wouldnt that be awesome?

[@doublechindoge7]

Jouk ! YES

[@LeaderOfTheLostSouls]

Max Griggs infinitely better than 3D

[@whiteash2797]

But also the most fucking TERRIFYING ride ever

[@lormcquarrie9409]

I’ll tell Mickey about it immediately!

[@LordStankNuts]

Squidyrious The Great! I would love that shet

[@hyper-thermal]

The Cousin Johnny entry is really well put together. It's a great mixture of surreal, psychedelic horror with clearly seen but indecipherable symbolism. Most times, not explaining anything doesn't make it engaging at all. But I really love things that are just completely unexplained, but are crafted in a way that draw you in out of intense morbid curiosity, and the nagging feeling that there is something going on for a reason that you most likely cannot discern with your own human mind.

[@BruceForte]

HyperThermal Cousin Johnny vomiting Wood Pulp should probably say something about his diet.

[@hyper-thermal]

But at the start, it's established he has no internal organs.

[@buxedobro4372]

HyperThermal 682 and his overpoweredness always win though

[@Cal6009]

To me he sounds like some kind of pissed off pagan god or demonic entity mocking modern religious traditions and sewing discord in human society at large. Look at the body it presents itself in, humans words don't really mean anything now, they just babble and idiots react to the bullshit because they want to. He's saying that humans are empty inside, filled with nothing of meaning, just flesh, our gifts and ceremonies are meaningless, we have no connections and are so uncivilized we will feast on each other while putting on airs of being amiable and socializing. Seeing as it's probably a demon or a god, the fact that it's forcing people to act a certain way probably doesn't matter to it or is all part of the joke. He's saying, don't worship this bullshit worship me again instead. The entire thing is pretty horrifying.

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

Cal6009 It's more of a cicada that manifests as a human and can Teleport and respawn more than anything

[@lyrechasanewchannel.thison106]

first time a KZbin video has both entertained me and made me sick to my stomach. good work!

[@sweetshiba_]

SoulSanctum human cake

[@johnnygreenface]

No that's disgusting and sexy

[@sidekiqs1965]

Vlad Das Mordes True, but also gay.

[@huzai7083]

the scp resembling the police cruiser reminds me a lot of the horror story over here about an old volkswagen without a driver overtaking people on this certain highway

[@amy_rf8397]

yellow volkswagen on karak highway?

[@pasta_and_butter499]

There was a movie, right?

[@amy_rf8397]

yup. But I forgot the title

[@dustmaker1212]

herbie?

[@userSoulguy]

AYYYY You're talkin about Karak highway right? But isn't just a movie? I mean I did go through that highway several times and I didn't see no yellow Herbie ghost car

[@jakehuffman2816]

*IT'S* (uncle) *JOHNNY!!!!*

[@reviewdle6173]

I think you mean cousin

[@mustanaamiotto3812]

*cousin

[@bigladsubaru3523]

did you mean *HERE'S (cousin) JOHNNY*

[@1upppls]

*yes papa*

[@thegamingdoggo9519]

Eating sugar

[@wolfy-woo]

NightMind: "Are you SURE you want to stay with me on this?" Me, currently eating: "Well yeah, I don't see why not." *stuff about a baby's skin being peeled off and then eaten* Me: "I regret all my decisions"

[@beano7292]

Timestamps! 3:26 SCP-1155 8:27 SCP-2086 11:40 SCP-1715 16:39 SCP-1076 19:26 SCP-973 22:14 SCP-2774 28:42 SCP-1157 32:32 SCP-029 35:55 SCP-2852

[@sharkbiteharry]

SCP 1076 " the only child " *advertisement*

[@caligulasaquarium7637]

sharkbiteharryTF2 i got a lords mobile ad ;-; i just wanna watch scp

[@sharkbiteharry]

Bleach Bleach going to see this reply I can now say "same"

[@caligulasaquarium7637]

sharkbiteharryTF2 xd

[@islanddnews2419]

I got a trampoline ad

[@thehawkmanlyguy]

I got a burger with no nuts ad

[@lightkeeper1238]

JOHHNY TEST HAS BEEN IN ONE TOO MANY EXPERIMENTS

[@snubcube]

"I dont have much time" the video is an hour

[@snubcube]

what if scp 682 looks at scp1155

[@MrBones-cu1vi]

411jt you'll have an angry lizard and a very very sad painting

[@sgtwolf7391]

lego878 I'm guessing you're a child, because as you get older an hour really isn't that long.

[@AxieLotl]

It's called impatience, lol. Basically, the more patient you are the shorter things seem. At least that's how I see it, I wouldn't know because I'm not a very patient person. Not because they're a child, but because they're impatient. I know many patient children, too

[@terreliv]

Not just impatience, though; “not having much time” as a line generally gets five minutes tops in media. However, when taking into account four digit number codes, we’ve only just viewed the tip of the iceberg.

[@trulyinfamous]

I love these videos, they look like they have very high production value

[@PallidTrash]

Truly Infamous they should do a video. These crazy things would make cool villains!

[@TheHauntedReader]

A very interesting video. Keep up the good work. =]

[@brightbulb9822]

TheHauntedReader Holy shit the 05s are here.

[@doctorplays-ox1qg]

hello doctor.

[@omargumpal1030]

TheHauntedReader Hey dude its me the one you replied

[@shadowdragonx07]

TheHauntedReader hello DR.cool field agent of site [DATA REDACTED] requsting we meet i have somting i wish 2 discuss *signed agent rose of the scp foundation*

[@TheHauntedReader]

Omar Gumpal Hello ^^

[@triggeredcheese5318]

SCP-2086 Please let this be normal field trip

[@DuccDoesADoot]

Triggered Cheese | *WITH SCP-2086?? NO WAY!!*

[@topazstars7734]

Eh It’s Duck aww 😰

[@KiyaNene]

Triggered Cheese WITH THE FRIZZ? NO WAY!

[@lolo27234]

God some of the best writers are on that wkie

[@tristanmagnus1964]

Too bad they aren't in this video! :D

[@lolo27234]

***** well with the wiki i dont think they can sing there stuff

[@dominusempyreus2383]

It's such a shame they've not been known outside of it.

[@gradientplus8684]

lolo27234 wkie

[@poproxycodone6409]

even though i have never had to use any of them, one of my favorite parts about your show is how you find kind of cool ways to do trigger warnings. it is cool that you have them at all, let alone having them without breaking the thick immersion your videos have

[@Karanthaneos]

I'm now running a Call of Cthulhu rpg with some friends during the 90's and SCP's are one of the primary focus of the campaign, so I'm really thankful this video.

[@lunaticscribbles6016]

YOUR TRANSITIONS ARE SO SMOOTH

[@lukamilenkovic9578]

I love how you choose the lesser known scp's.

[@carvotheboss]

That last one was so fucking over the top I couldnt stop laughing. I know there's good SCP's out there, I've been on site; but sometimes I feel like some people just want to try to make the edgiest shit imaginable. Other than that and the bus though, it was a great video with fantastic production quality. Keep up the good work NM.

[@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797]

In ultra moon, I caught a shiny sigiliph from an ultra wormholewhile watching this. That's the second one this week! You bring me good luck dude!

[@cereal8025]

nah this is normal in australia

[@christopherpearce283]

Ikr

[@randomlyconfused6047]

Australia has now been classified as an scp. You are currently living in SCP 4136. An SCP associat will be with you shortly for relocation.

[@randomlyconfused6047]

Dr. Bright is no longer allowed access to my computer. Seriously Bright? We aren't even containing an SCP 4000 let alone 4136.

[@hyper847]

IFDumb i have to visit 'straya then

[@xXobama0Xx]

@@randomlyconfused6047 n o t a n y m o r e

[@roadkillmoth5610]

HOW THE HELL DOES A BUS REPRODUCE? rule 34

[@brunocosta2767]

Its a new gender like the attack helicopter

[@slayer7160]

Bruno Costa please don't encourage them.

[@brunocosta2767]

Im sorry but some scp's are reallly stupid in my opinion but of course there are some that are great.

[@Gabriel-qh4yx]

BUSts a nut

[@pivinne5536]

Exhaust pipe c;

[@S3b0rg]

nick is a confirmed 1715, termination procedures most be taken

[@sugoiuseismoeabuse4058]

Yeah good luck trying to contain a shape-shifting cat that can peer into the veils of reality and things undiscovered.

[@ypsiminers]

With 4 eyes, no less!

[@o5-828]

There's satarn deer, They could be friends.

[@podadopeed9204]

most

[@S3b0rg]

Podado Peed And the worst part is it could be anyone of us, it could be you, it could be me, it could even be- *gets terminated*

[@Corvin_Ito]

I could listen to this person's voice all day.

[@zlol_ssbm]

I can hear your smile when you talk. That's when I know this is gonna be a good video

[@Willpower360]

That moment when you're I n the scary part and someone taps your shoulder.

[@SkullHelm]

These episodes are long, so I can settle down with popcorn without having to click around.

[@anen-pvocaloidandsynthv5118]

His voice and acting is so fiting xD but he only did Safe/Euclid/Keter class... Why no Thaumiel?

[@Trialtrex21]

Thaumiel isn't used nearly enough to really get a mention. There are very few SCP articles that actually use it.

[@matedog3021]

Just Generic Dan thaumiel anomalies are used to counteract keter classes and K class scenarios

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

Just Generic Dan im new to scps, how do the classes work?

[@undead923]

goldenapple saga It shows the danger/containment levels of a SCP

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

He missed the one Abbaddon entry.

[@audieodd]

“The sloth is ineffective to the color blind” finally my bad eyesight is useful...

[@cringe5316]

I know they're fake but they are so entertaining

[@mattmatt42]

Hannah Marie i think so too.

[@leonardlaro4879]

Lol

[@maxobb7259]

Are you sure about that?

[@zachory1234]

im poppy

[@pankobreadcrumbs7090]

Poppy your a fake.

[@valleybiitch]

COUSIN, DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?

[@Teirusu155]

There are technically 7 classifications, Mild, Safe, Euclid, Keter, Truculent, Anatta, and Yggdrasil

[@MrSpookersMcGeeThe1st]

Don't forget Ambiguous, Calcified, Oblong, Convex, Orbital, PhD, M.D., Porsch, and Wasted.

[@joshuapayne2922]

Blue wait are those actual classifications or are you bullshitting me?

[@nathanthornsbury1190]

Nicolas Cage I hope you know that I read your comment in Nick Cages voice.

[@joshuapayne2922]

Nathan Thornsbury i would expect nothing less.

[@aidensmith6859]

Nah, those are bullshit. The only real "extras" are Thaumiel (An SCP that be used beneficlly-like a device that, in case of global extinction/apocalypse, clone the entire human race with new memories-SCP 2000), or Apollyon (Can't be contained, only delayed, we're fucked. SCP 2317). And of course the standard rating system, based out of how hard it is to contain something and nothing more (Could this button destroy the world if touched. Yes. Ergo, put it in a room so people don't touch it).

[@Mostly_Roblox]

This video gives me so much nostalgia, it's half the reason I even got into SCP in the first place

[@NPC_GENERIC_ENEMY_INFANTRY]

I want this to be a new TV Show. “Welcome back to SCP's Most Wanted!”

[@Night-7189]

It needs to be

[@counterstrike9383]

WHY WEREN'T YOU BEHIND 7 PROXY'S?

[@o5-828]

The proxys don't matter, This is barely sensitive data and isn't destroying people's minds.

[@notevenironicallyfunny204]

O5-8 Oh hey it's O5-8!

[@blindedjourneyman]

anything To say overseer 08?

[@BruceForte]

Counter Strike Are you 1.6, Condition Zero, Source or Global Offensive?

[@dmann2152]

I understand this reference.

[@endofcentury7077]

1076 is Dio Brando.

[@TheFreaksCraft]

End Of Century DIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO

[@tokzik4534]

End Of Century ROAD ROLLER DAY! WRYYYYY!

[@deadacid514]

MUDADA!!!! ZA WARUDO!

[@ghoulbuster1]

None expects the jojo inquisition!

[@gwailo1056]

KONO DIO DA!!!!!

[@Spizan]

"Children who survive will take part in anti capitalist groups, government programs, or will become abusive" alrighty then...

[@yattasuccess9212]

Basically 1990-2001 Children who were born in one parent families that are in a poor condition and have proper education but around in the mid 2000s they decided that life was a bad thing and they're the most precious thing in the world and everything else is bad. (Shut up the emos will be offended)

[@spooke_e6679]

Pretty sure it's meant to be a metaphor for sexual abuse since the children seem to end up having severe issues with authority or as psychopaths

[@user-ur8hl8lr7q]

Loughie Foley I concur.

[@TheMaster4534]

...Joseph McCarthy was right about the Left.

[@ivlivscaesar5898]

Anti-Caps are usually involved in such Anomalous occurences

[@rita6355]

Man, I wish I could have made an SCP before this video came out, maybe it even could have gotten in :(

[@sugoiuseismoeabuse4058]

You still can, just do something different than Nick to avoid looking like a copycat/poser.

[@rita6355]

Hung Tang Yeah, I got the full help of SCP forums and IRC Chat for that XD

[@draco_system]

Overandover There's thousands of SCPs dude.

[@sugoiuseismoeabuse4058]

Shannon Gibson Thumbing through said thousands and picking flash fiction that are worth a look takes time man. You got to remove the meme ones, the ones that are the not excalibur, not doctor who, not anime, not donut steel, and such. Then you got to sift through the ones that use REDACTED like an adverb due to not knowing how to imply horror without basically blanking out half the page cause they don't know what to do. And then you can go find some quality entries to read, edit and all that jazz.

[@draco_system]

Hung Tang Exactly what I was implying. This person wanted to make one for Nick to read off and enjoy. I was just stating the chances of it happening.

[@underthepale]

Why they want to contain you is a story within itself, I'm sure.

[@o5-828]

Really he could get a job, Probably went to the goc or some stupid shit.

[@ccaagg]

O5-8 Wonderful name there.

[@VeritasMediaHistory]

underthepale i'm pretty sure its so the public has one less scp to deal with

[@o5-828]

Dead Meme Maybe it's so he doesn't get screwed up with the rest of youtube.

[@whataver9403]

He is a four eyed interdimensional cat capable of speak english that leaks secret informations of the scp's.

[@scotchbonnet7]

I very rarely comment on videos but I felt I had to, just to say, Fantastic work Nick. NM has fast become one of my favourite channels, the amount of work and care you take in making each video is a cut above the rest. I look forward to many more videos from you, I can barely wait :) once again, great job and keep up the exemplary work!

[@obligatoryturtle8884]

Scp= super chris Pratt (Advertisement)

[@PRGME7]

TheJustinGamer dr. Bright get out of here

[@WGG-01]

I FREAKING LOVE THIS CHANNEL, you put too much work into your videos and it makes them amazing!

[@Killdeer101]

Great vid Night! your hard work definitely doesnt go unnoticed by your subs. We love ya, we appreciate ya, papa bless

[@Theri4444]

I'd like to see a SCP movie but then hollywood would just screw it up

[@MrTylerMatyas]

God this is such a well made video. Kudos, NM, this is the video that made me watch 90% of the content on your channel in a week.

[@TenisJr]

AAAAAAAAH IM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS OMG NIGHT MIND EXPLAINS SCPS IM SPEACHLESS CANT EVEN REMEMBER HOW TO WRITE PRIPERLY

[@TenisJr]

Okay, I must say I'm a little bit disappointed. Was hoping for some dive in Foundation's mythology (which it's HUGE), it's a shame it hasn't happened yet. Oh well, I'm gonna keep on hoping. Plus: The Only Child is also part of The Fear Mythos (another theme I look forward to watching here *fingers crossed*) PS: By the way, you could do a whole series about SCPs Nick, there's the Dr Wondertainment ones, the ones linked to the Church of the Broken God, and a lot more that I just can't remember now... Oh, if only I could be a Patreon...

[@noroom4heroes941]

the intro was so cheesy... I love it!

[@zvitleysa]

Hello I live in *[REDACTED]*

[@PRGME7]

crap ok

[@PRGME7]

James Holden ok

[@ohlivingtacos8469]

**Sees *Giant* *Flying* *Bus* *Thinking* *Im* *High** SCP: I GOT MY EYE ON YOU

[@drakecola123]

I really enjoyed your video. I hope we can meet up and chat sometime you seem like a really cool guy :)

[@Jerseyboy_14]

John scp-1715 your being tracked now we will see you soon Recon task force agent [SCP]

[@stasonfrost]

John yo you want my personal information? I want to die

[@Marina-bt6qq]

This photo...OH NO it is ''facebook friends'' entry.

[@KotaroKoala]

Cum kill mii Batch

[@KamarenBrown]

John you'll never squeeze da info out of me😋 GL tho.

[@squeakyclean6836]

For a second i thought sloth said Slav... Cheekie Breekie!

[@philbettinger1741]

The Legend CHEEKI BREEEEEEEKI

[@QWERTY708100]

HABANERO

[@princenothinq]

CHEEKI BREEKI

[@GHProductionss]

CYKA BLYAT

[@thatonegamerjuice9857]

I V DAMKE

[@pickyourpoison3658]

Why did scp-1715 like buffy the vampire slayer so much?

[@gabrielp.m5079]

Who doesnt?

[@obligatoryturtle8884]

Playing with Hats yeah, who doesn't love shows full of sexual references

[@momo-xd6qt]

It's a reference to a real event where a person made thousands of posts to their own forum, and every user on the forum was the same person. They'd talk to themselves and plan meet-ups even though they're the same person. They had to be posting constantly for the math of it to add up because there was so much they posted in the amount of years they did it.

[@onlinefriend2794]

Cause she was fine as hell!

[@yakineko6635]

Pick your Poison nice pfp

[@natashapearson2773]

Hey, I know this is an old vid but I just wanted to say thank you for the detailed and persistent content warnings in this video. Weaving them into the narrative gives an impression of no judgement and I'm sure there's plenty of folks in your audience who appreciate the heads up.

[@ZGUnlimited]

Oh why did I only get this video now? It seems like people got here a day early :O. I'm assuming this is a patreon reward?

[@KrazyK785]

Nick you're spoiling us for Halloween...🎃 Still appreciate it though!

[@natogamez5672]

*When someone pronounces keter right*

[@99keys26]

...how else do you pronounce it?

[@jarmilaadam6707]

@@99keys26 it's Hebrew and is pronounced "cat-er", but Americans often pronounce it like "Peter" with a k.

[@EELClove98]

cousin johnny is probably my favorite scp to date. something about it is so utterly terrifying. its got such an uncanny valley feeling to it that i cant even describe.