What if SCP-1471 MalO Was Put Inside SCP-914?

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

The internet never fails to turn SCP-1471-A into a thicc pinup bombshell at every turn

[@mr.halfright]

The new Lola Bunny since they nerfed her in the more recent movie

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

@@mr.halfright Technically, Judy Hopps filled that position, but close enough

[@GeoCrusherGaming]

Id be happy to have a friendly stalker with a cute disposition, atleast I could say one girl was attracted to me

[@ActiveGreen227]

@@GeoCrusherGaming i was gonna say i could stalk you but you wrote a girl . Maby next time . But jk idk how to stalk

[@BackroomsDatabase]

You'll note that 343 called MaLo "my son" so.....

[@tastefuldragon]

Whoever drew the thumbnail knew exactly what they were doing.

[@poopooman4820]

@@resukiotusakya2243 yes she think a lot

[@ZhangYong02-n5v]

yep

[@Imspysuit]

They forgot to consider Major Cloog

[@saltysalt844]

@@Imspysuit What?

[@CaptainCloak]

@@Imspysuit what if we put major clock in Fine?

[@DiggerDeeper01]

After finishing this, I just realized that the whole story was not presented as a "What If" scenario, but as though it were canon. Edit: What I mean by this is this is not presented as a "We ran this scenario through a simulating super computer" or "This is a look into the life of entities if this DID happen". This is just presented as though yes, there IS a fully fleshed out Mal0 just running around the SCP universe, out of the many normal digital ones.

[@torinlupo807]

They're taken from The Wanderers library, which is where they get most of their stories in pretty sure.

[@conit4125]

There is no canon

[@lumpstergash2380]

That's how they're always written I think.

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

Yeah, and I feel like that's the worst part. Mal.O's character is VERY inaccurate here. They tried to comfort/converse with the brother in the original file, so why would it suddenly cause chaos that obviously hurts people?

[@digishade7583]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 yeah Mal0 literally just exist to keep whoever they’re attached to company not cause chaos like this so it is kind of lore breaking for the specific SCP which is clearly stated in it’s file to just hang around only causing problems because the person it follows around gets stressed out by it

[@aneasteregg8171]

MaLo: *Winks* Clef: "Perish."

[@starlightstudios21]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@williamcartertindale11]

Very true, Clef.

[@AutoToonsAnimation]

*shotgun rack* -Dr Clef (most common quote)

[@NullieDaDummy]

He is the GOAT chad

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

I love how the Canon explanation is that the only thing keeping 049 from escaping is that it has no desire to.

[@Neon_Dragon18]

When ever there's a breakout, man probably shuts his door and says "Yeah, I ain't letting NOBODY in my room. Not after I clean my scapal, then my bone drill, then my teasers, then my-"

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

@@Neon_Dragon18 ... That's probably more accurate than it has any right to be.

[@madkirk7431]

106 is also that... Until it feels like causing a ruckus

[@PrivateMcPrivate]

SCP-1609 is similar except it stays because its scared that the GOC will get it and destroy it more, and wishes to remain safe under the foundation.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

Lile at most 049 probably grabs a few new test subjects but otherwise it’s like “no, perfectly clean lab, a nice room, this is fine.”

[@beaconapple2759]

Whoever wrote SCP-1471 definitely knew what they were doing

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

Strangely, SCP-1471-A was originally called Breynz, the Zombie Werewolf

[@gel0079]

And whoever drew 1471 in the thumbnail knew exactly we’re doing as well

[@sharondaharrell6523]

@@Dante_xy7 AYO what is going on in your head rn?

[@dremwlker1505]

Ayo 🤨📸

[@CloudHiro]

funny thing the image of the scp is a actual suiter. they just took a image of this guy slapped it into the SCP format and suddenly he's a world famous

[@Asumsauce1796]

I love how a couple of the anomalies are just going about their day as if they didn’t have world ending powers

[@Oxygenationatom]

I know this isn’t related but I feel his life lading away at 3:27

[@medi0cre_pr0ducti0ns6]

I mean if you had world ending powers wouldn't you just go about your days as usual? I mean not like you're gonna do anything with it, why destroy the world? It's where you keep all your stuff. Sure you'd probably use them to eliminate minor inconveniences in your life but that's practically all you'd end up doing, business as usual. Unless your some genocidal maniac with zero morality.

[@Awesomebubba80]

I heard it too, the sheer disappointment he felt

[@BayAreaPolice]

@@Oxygenationatom 😞

[@SCP-Site-326]

"Curse you strange dog creature" -Best doctor in the world

[@БоянВлаховски]

fr

[@Del_1710]

Man was having a good day

[@joonasrikkonen7355]

MalO is actually kind of wholesome in its own creepy way. Based on the file, the skull-face entity (1471-A) isn't hostile and it doesn't seem to cause any inherently harmful effects, it just follows you around and tries to keep you company. It's just a friend. An ominous, scary, but ultimately harmless friend.

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

Yeah, they very inaccurately portrayed Mal.O here.

[@kingofdeath9012]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 I'm thinking it was the unpredictable effects of SCP-914 here that altered the behavioral patterns of SCP-1471-A

[@TheScarletSlayer]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 Oh I think we all know why they had to change it * Meanwhile on Namek* .....nail....naaail! " What is it lord guru?" I saw a hyper sexy furry....that is all you can go back outside now

[@toobig7399]

I mean it did caused 3 people to get their necks snapped

[@creeperz653]

@@toobig7399 bro your pfp …

[@venomasmark14]

I love how instead of just sticking by one person, Mal0 decides to go around and cause problems for fun. The best kind of character trait

[@jakehildebrand1824]

Agreed. As much as I hate furrys, malO has earned my respect. It has truly mastered the art of trolling.

[@theyaden]

Mal0 just realized ignoring him for most of the day was the best way to mess with him since he wanted her attention.

[@JackalformerlyKnownasDjjjav]

@@theyaden I hate that you are right but also love it

[@Hokey568]

Dr. Segal does the thing and releases Mal0 Mal0: With this, we can now do... A L O T T A T R O L L I N

[@nothingspecial1421]

N They’re creepy and weird

[@prestongiles9917]

Dr. Seagle: *turns Mal0 into a living furry fetish dream* Dr. Clef:... That's something I would've expected from you, Jack. Dr. Bright: It's really something I wanted to do, Clef.

[@Dante_xy7]

Dr. Bright Jr.: I really thought that you dad could do it :(, Well we see on future what you Will do

[@9751matt]

Dr. Clef: I knew it. Use of Mal0 to hire furries is already on the list Jack. Dr. Bright: Oh, you think I dont know of your plan to put a Gardevoir toy near SCP-137 to turn into it? Dr. Clef: ........A truce then. We speak of none of this conversation ever again.

[@surprisedlobsta8543]

considering how much of a horny creep the irl Dr Bright was (a lot of the doctors in SCP canon have had their writers act as them on the SCP forums since thewriting project began), yeah this seems legit

[@LocalPersona5Person]

@@9751matt this, and the original comment, is cracking me up

[@SpadesNeil]

I get that reference. Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

[@STALKER953]

MalO being a massive troll the moment she's given any amount of freedom is the most incredible way for the story to progress

[@Lolbit_the_glitch]

sound familiar?

[@richardmartin4420]

"for a moment, Cleft was too shocked to even react [...] but when MalO gave him a cheeky wink, he immediately loaded his shotgun and fired" favorite part of the whole video

[@demon_xd_]

someone call the Sigma-420 (Based department) Mobile Task Force

[@mosqit4324]

fuckin chad

[@jacobwansleeben3364]

@@demon_xd_ The department specifically trained to combat cringe.

[@americanboot7818]

Based cleft

[@morepain9337]

@@demon_xd_ what's the symbol for Sigma?

[@mr.cschaosworkshop4100]

The sigh made before saying the word “fursona” was quite possibly the most exasperated sigh I’ve ever heard in my life and it made me laugh a lot as a result

[@kylemorrowofthetomorrow]

Lol same! XD

[@jetstreamsam9726]

I was screaming in my mind "NONONONO"

[@mr.cschaosworkshop4100]

@@jetstreamsam9726 I was just waiting for the inevitable horrific depiction of what fursuits look like immediately after and I was then immediately met with exactly that

[@9895_]

It makes sense though, for some reason ninety percent of furries are scientists and IT people

[@mr.cschaosworkshop4100]

@@9895_ Oh yeah furries love the STEM field and science in general, you should see what some people put in their suits! Some guy started liquid cooling his suit a bit back if I remember correctly and some others just flat out electrify their whole suit with lights and animatronics so it’s genuinely really impressive what some of em can do.

[@guts60]

I love how SCP-1471-A is supposed to be a creepypasta-style SCP that is actually terrifying by description, but the entire internet has collectively agreed that 1471-A is hot Edit: 1471 not 1417 XD

[@rogueascendant6611]

You underestimated the collective consciousness of mankind horniness.

[@Randomizer903]

what's scp 1417?

[@guts60]

@@Randomizer903 I meant 1471.

[@guts60]

@@rogueascendant6611 Oh, I know what the 34th rule of the internet is. The issue is that 1471-A has almost no physical description beyond a humanoid wearing a canine skull, and somehow the entire internet came together and 1) decided what their entire body looks like 2) that they are hot with massive titties

[@Dante_xy7]

@@Randomizer903 answer to that is 1417 is swiss army banana (safe class)

[@blastchambers2150]

Mal0 deciding to be a mischievous annoyance now that it was in the physical world seems strangely adorable, save for the few fatalities. I had kind of expected it to go looking for friends to hang out with and keep company since it seemed it was also lonely.

[@lykanaslupus]

In MalO's defense, she pretty much just trolled every person in the intire SCP. But she did not do anything explicitly evil. But then again, she scared 173's guard.

[@erikweltz8187]

Eh, they were all D-class personnel. They were mostly likely rapists and killers put on death row before getting sent to the foundation

[@stablecookie1214]

According to 343 1471 is male

[@aurumvale9908]

@@stablecookie1214 I see that as an absolute win

[@RurouniHiro]

@@stablecookie1214 well from the entry on the wiki, each iteration of Malo can be either gender. But I’m sure most wouldn’t care either way. Though, MalO across the entries never really seem to be much of a troll, though they can wind up causing anxiety and terror to most users. But otherwise they do fullfill their intended role as company and not intended as malicious. Though would wager there will be personality differences, Dr. seagull just got the one who was the mischievous type.

[@SwiftpawWolffox]

@@RurouniHiro Figure the petty pranks and mischief was the 'Very Fine' upgrade of lurking in every picture. The death of 173's guards is just what happens when a prank goes too far.

[@theprogressivecynic2407]

This could have ended catastrophically--imagine if a teleporting entity were to see the Shy Guy's face.

[@It_Was_Taken]

They would not trigger them. When Mal0 was in the same room as the statue the statue didn't attack them (Yet Mal0 seems to be able to hold them in place) How to kill them? Ez just destroy the infected phone. They weren't separated. The only difference was that they can appear physically, still attached.

[@godlygamer2466]

@@It_Was_Taken bro? She was probably facing the statue and teleported before it could do anything, shy guy doesn’t let you off, he chases you through dimensions and across space, also didn’t they say the phone disappeared, how do you know that would destroy her

[@It_Was_Taken]

@@godlygamer2466 just speculation. If mal0 was stuck in a phone but was freed why did they not destroy the phone out of spite 🤔

[@godlygamer2466]

@@It_Was_Taken wdym by the late sentence?

[@It_Was_Taken]

@@godlygamer2466 got the notification late.

[@SixteesixMapping]

I love how this channel has stopped taking itself seriously.

[@TheLaughingDank]

Orders from 05; "Make enough of these and the world will forget we are real!"

[@lordpvt]

@@TheLaughingDank smart

[@ricefarmer-kr4yv]

@@lordpvt if the lie told enough time everyone will believe it truth

[@shiningnova584]

TRUE

[@trampampompa]

​@@ricefarmer-kr4yv " - Adolf Hitler

[@williamafton-df2cu]

I love how scp 1471 is often portrayed as'Hot' when its actually terrifyng

[@Azraile]

Well in the orginal document it is much nicer to the guy it's stuck with and makes a nice friend for him. Most dipictions it just seams to be lonely and want to be your friend. This one has them be a lot more of a bratty prankster to have more fun with it and make it a pain in the ass, which is the kinda thing you would exspect with 914 anyway.... you never know what you will get out of it.

[@williamafton-df2cu]

@@Azraile Dayum, thnks for tht info

[@emberwood8606]

Define terrafiying

[@williamafton-df2cu]

@@emberwood8606 If something was watching your every move, stalking you, never leavinng you alone, I would be pretty scared. Idk abt u tho...

[@ethanor]

Well, MalO has been rather... popular in the R34 sphere. So it's a hook for them to get more views. In the file, MalO is only referred to with male pronounce, so they absolutely know what they're doing.

[@TheChannelThatLived]

Mal.0: *appears in a doorway* Dr. Alto Clef: “so anyways, I started blasting”

[@jayboi3488]

Lol

[@rinkothelad]

I think it’s a reasonable response.

[@Am_Cookie2436]

There's 2 ways to interpret that

[@jayboi3488]

@@Am_Cookie2436 AYO

[@rinkothelad]

@@jayboi3488 he has a point.

[@umbreonmaster8921]

I love how 1471 isnt malicious in any way, it just goes on a pranking spree once it gets a physical body. Wholesome as heck.

[@nameless......................]

yes

[@raspiankiado]

Even in the app, she's not malicious. Mal:0

[@weirdbug_]

it caused the death of like 3 people lmao

[@coolstuff1471]

for the most part, but it did kill 3 people by distracting the people looking at 173

[@DinahPanther]

Malicious pranks as opposed to destroying the world or killing everyone, definitely one of the lesser dangers, tho not exactly off the list

[@blacklightredlight2945]

This is super weird, since Mal0 is described as incredibly friendly, and in some cases will learn sign language to communicate through mirrors and such.

[@primordialsoupgod2850]

Yeah I think she is freindly here but also of you just gained a body wouldn't you also causing mischief? I would

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

Yeah, this was very inaccurate. Also bringing in cringe culture like "Bronies and furries are weirdoes," outright calling Dr. Seaggull's "being a furry" quality as a "vice."

[@9751matt]

914 likes to make anything intelligent on Very Fine at least a little sadistic and mischievous. Honestly, he should of tested it on Fine first, see if Mal0 could interact with the real world for a time while still following the rules of the app. 914 doesn't mess with the Fine setting results as often. The researcher got greedy, chose Very Fine, and Mal0 got the bug for mischief along with its new unbridled freedom.

[@kotyissocool]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 furrys 🤢🤮

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

@@kotyissocool *furries Even when you're being some cringe teenager, you still can't even spell words correctly.

[@dryandwetplays3572]

I Love How SCP Explained Always Puts "Engaging" Thumbnails For Every SCP-1471 Video, Because Literally Everybody Loves That SCP And They Have A Huge Furry Fanbase.

[@redmadness265]

Certainly caught my attention

[@DrWaxen]

1471 fan right here. I'm not afraid to admit it.

[@apples1879]

Like I’m not a furry but a human based animal like Yknow a “cat girl” like… I’m going down on

[@towarzyszmarcin474]

​@@apples1879🥴

[@liam230]

Whoever imagined and made this SCP knew exactly what they were doing

[@Makarosc]

Funny thing is the author didn't actually have permission to use the image it's an irl fursuit

[@poopman6944]

they didnt make it a thicc furry. its just a creepy skull dog in the article. the internet, being weird, turned it into what its commonly known as now

[@lolcat1001]

@@Makarosc I feel kinda bad for the guy that made it, It got so popular and he barely got any credit for it.

[@mattaboveallhews1502]

u w u

[@-Grovesy-]

Wow, someone made almost the same comment you did. Only they thought of it first.

[@geassfan1]

I feel like after the initial shock of having MalO show up, would be nice to have the permanent company.....as long as she wasnt doing constant pranks

[@LoneWolf20213]

If this video is anything to go by, it’s a prankster through and through

[@clearwingsyncrodragon3214]

The melo from the scp file is a kind creature the melo in this story is a trickster

[@LoneWolf20213]

@@clearwingsyncrodragon3214 I think the trickster part if from the clockwork machine itself, remember, very fine gives unpredictable results

[@_aWiseMan]

@@LoneWolf20213 the machinw also seems to have some form of trickster personality too

[@LoneWolf20213]

@@_aWiseMan that would explain to much

[@Im_Local]

Whoever made that thumbnail needs a raise

[@Polish_internet_troll]

and i need new eyes

[@mr.halfright]

@@Polish_internet_troll Have you tried SCP 212?

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

Dr. Bright is not allowed to make fan art of SCP-1471-A. Listen, Jack, we all understand there are certain people with certain tastes who are fond of the idea of an anthropomorphic wolf, but this is getting out of hand. We do not need to see this thing in a schoolgirl outfit with an ahegao expression, or in a skimpy cheerleader outfit, or posing for OnlyFans, or working at Starbucks in a revealing green apron with nothing underneath and saying "you want WHAT kind of milk?!" This all has to stop, Dr. Bright. Please. For 343's sake, please just stop.

[@kermit3640]

why is it thicc?!?!💀

[@Polish_internet_troll]

@@mr.halfright the only scp that can help me now is SCP 682

[@King_Cyn]

SCP-343 knowing MalO was coming is the equivalent of seeing your kitten/puppy trying to hide to ambush you around a corner

[@adoagustin4577]

That fact that any SCP that reacts with the Immortal hitler clone decides to do something towards him is hilarious

[@Wisteria1109]

Yeah, but honestly i thought Mal0 was going to kick him in the balls, which I would find far more hilarious.

[@dmkfwolf2669]

@@Wisteria1109 It would be more hilarious to see a long nose in gas HAHAHA!

[@Wisteria1109]

@@dmkfwolf2669 i do not understand

[@hamster_04.7]

@@Wisteria1109 Lol you mean his one ball?

[@goroakechi6126]

@@Wisteria1109 MalO plays Sniper Elite 5

[@thelivingglitch1371]

We all knew how MalO would be drawn; let’s be real. The fact that she’s just a huge troll and gremlin of pranks just makes her a better friend to be around.

[@exe9055]

Ikr

[@C0w_1nk]

I imagine mal0 breaking that final chain that held the devourer of worlds as a prank

[@C0w_1nk]

I imagine mal0 breaking that final chain that held the devourer of worlds as a prank

[@thelivingglitch1371]

@@C0w_1nk She’s the SCP equivalent of Bright

[@sovietdoge.7369]

@@thelivingglitch1371 Well, Bright's an SCP as well. I'd say, Bright=Chaotic Neutral, Mal0=Chaotic evil. She took Bright's Danish!

[@enderking_13]

Personally I love this version of MaLo. Just goes around causing Chaos.

[@colacaoworks]

The chaos insurgency would be proud

[@frequencyy]

Malo: Chaos is my middle name. MalO Chaos V1.0.0

[@ajflink]

There needs to be more comedic and lighthearted SCPs. There are a lot that are simply depressing, malicious (whether intentionally or unintentionally), and/or cause an existential crisis of some form.

[@Aerial_Imaging]

I wanted the reptile thing too slaughter it.

[@Aerial_Imaging]

@Ayumi Yes.

[@fawkes.6820]

Out of every stalking type of scp Mal0 seems harmless and cute. A friend forever, and eventually you will get over how they appear anywhere that seeing them wouldnt scare you anymore

[@Maxstar1337]

This channel knows EXACTLY what they're doing with that thumbnail.

[@luigiwiiUU]

it doesnt end at the thumbnail bro

[@pedrocapo9462]

😏

[@iameverwere9572]

Fur bait 100

[@TheScarletSlayer]

Well to be fair we let Dr. bright make it

[@iameverwere9572]

@@TheScarletSlayer HAHAA BRIGHT A FUURRY likely AND FUUNNY also it makes him all that more scary

[@DeerRunner]

That is likely one of the most devestating for secrecy. It actively moves around and teleportts at will seeking people to reveal itself but leaving almost all alive witnesses everywhere.

[@superspider64]

I have my own theory about the nature of The Clockworks, my theory is that the clockworks are slightly sapient and can telepathically read the minds of those around it, this could explain why it seems to be so chaotic, creating a feedback loop between botched results and exasperated colleagues, and as such I propose that rather than putting something into it, we send out flyers to the entirety of the site that the clockworks are in encouraging everyone to think positively of the machine, and that it will give the result that the foundation wants

[@Dante_xy7]

914 is sentient and far More intelligent than humans, its weakening foundation, personnel that Are not strong, and on one case janitor jacobys body was found in cleaning closet of site-19 It psychologically manipulate and read minds of personnel WHO uses it, and gave them item, that is suitable to them

[@evanfredin2833]

I believe that while the Clockworks isn’t sapient it works off of the expectations of the person turning the key to chose it’s output.

[@Dante_xy7]

@@evanfredin2833 is sapient and sentient different thing???

[@evanfredin2833]

@@Dante_xy7 I have no idea

[@Dante_xy7]

@@evanfredin2833 ok

[@scared_clown]

love how 049 is the most chill dude until you fuck with his things

[@LewdSCP1471A]

>appears infront of 682 >immediately starts trolling it Based Mal0.

[@Dante_xy7]

Send Him pics of you on dressed on various costumes

[@alakaman1014]

Pretty sure Mal0 isnt a furry, and more like a humanoid monster with dark fur and a canid skull being its only canine feature, pretty sure it doesnt have ears, a tail, and an hourglass figure.

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

@@alakaman1014 Umm, that's still kind of what a furry is. In fact, the original picture for Mal.O was a person in a fursuit.

[@juliocesar6795]

>Appears in front of Lizard >Proceds to Annoy It >Doesn't Elaborate >Leaves A Gigachad Indeed

[@vipahxxx7640]

Ayo name

[@dominicjuckes3988]

I think the main thing with Mal0 is just that it looks scary and just sort of follows you around and the problem is that a lot of people just can't handle that especially because Mallow is always in a reflection or at corner of your eye rather than being something you can look at and talk to with the added problem that it disappears when you try and look at it which kind of brake support your sanity. So I'm not really sure what I would have expected mal0 reaction to manifesting physically i would expect it would just continue following someone, maybe it could be convinced to play a game or something i don't know but it never really struck me as mischievous it just make sure that you'll never feel lonely again whether or not you feel abject terror is unrelated

[@eyei6535]

with what I know malO is more than one entity and each one has a different personality and motives, that is why some see it with a female body and others with a male one, even some MaLO take longer to happen to appear to the naked eye and spend a longer time only in reflections Some even had a good life with their users and some don't want to show up as often. It seems that this one was just an asshole So possibly if the guy had tried the app before he could have found a malO who decided to be a good person, although he would surely prefer to visit the world than continue stuck with someone for the whole eternity

[@sleepyjoe1942]

And we make stuff like this thumbnail regardless

[@PansexualPancakes2]

I agree! I believe she's more of a comforting companion. If you're not scared of her appearing so close to you, it'd be nice to feel her there.

[@o_o-037]

If 1471 was put on "Fine" it would have developed a text chat feature which could've been used to communicate with MalO.

[@ALucarioCalledMarcos]

Message - FBI Don't fucking move

[@The_Raptor]

(Message) CIA Don't tell the FBI you're already on our side. We'll get you out, one way or another.

[@sleepyjoe1942]

Or it could get a software update to work on more devices

[@krabbi_patti]

Or maybe the MalO would get close faster

[@VencentCross]

i have a question: so the Fine setting will marginally improve something when used, right? like its not a major change because thats what Very Fine is for, right? so my question is: what stops you from putting the product of a "Fine" upgrade back in on Fine again? could you keep getting small improvements one after the other until it spits out what you were hoping for? another question is: does the result have any known depending factors which change the output? for instance, if you put a cheap burner phone in on Fine, you probably get a name brand smart phone but will you always get the same brand and model number from the same model of burner phone? basically im asking if there is an element of "randomness" to the output and if so, is it affected by small things like time of day, room temp, or small changes in the condition of the phone such as scratches, defects, or just the amount of dust or other smudges when inserted into the machine?

[@alijahlangs6575]

I love how most people (from what I've looked into) skipped over the fact that someone in the foundation was a brony and attempted to use scp-137 to talk to Twlightsparkle in which could have gone horribly wrong on so many levels had no one denied the request

[@bleach3413]

Everyone: Bright noo! Dr. Bright: Not me this time. Everyone: Sorry, force of habit.

[@ShadowFlame500]

This scenario is without a doubt one of the better inconveniences that can occur at the foundation. It would be like having a child. Occasionally an irritant but for the most part harmless and tolerable

[@anitaanita7854]

"Harmless" *_the three D class want do disagree_*

[@Captain-J-Amadaeus]

@@anitaanita7854 To be fair Mal0 didn’t actually hurt them, sure they distracted them but they never caused any direct harm.

[@anitaanita7854]

@@Captain-J-Amadaeus good point, not harmless but no harm was meant, agreed?

[@Captain-J-Amadaeus]

@@anitaanita7854 Agreed.

[@H0r53f7y]

Funnily enough, that applies to Mal0 in general. They're usually socially awkward stalkers, which naturally causes the majority of people who download them to become increasingly (to oversimplify and condense it) distressed, which sadly results in cases of self induced and worse still self inflicted harm. The new ghost dog Pokemon Greavard vaguely reminds me of it, though it causes direct harm instead, albeit on an involuntary unintended level.

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

You definetly drew SCP-1471-A like that on PURPOSE, don’t deny it

[@iameverwere9572]

Yea they KNEW they made furry bait 2 bucks says that furry Researcher was the guy who made the thumbnail

[@eugeneflores6153]

I mean Dr. bright would tap that, he is a furry

[@generalfluffyproto]

UwU

[@zemonsim]

@@eugeneflores6153 wait, is that confirmed in the wiki ?

[@VestedUTuber]

​@@zemonsim No, and I highly doubt he's actually a furry. He's more likely to just be one of those people who doesn't actually participate in the fandom and just likes yiff.

[@yourneighbor6152]

10:45 the clawing at the door to get it to open was a good touch

[@sheriffbutterball7824]

While I wouldnt mind being stalked by MalO, I know very well that they probably wouldn't look nearly as whimsical as they do in these SCP animated shorts

[@ultima435]

Yea that’s probably true

[@homelandenvironmentalriskc2787]

If I Knew what to expect, I imagine I'd relish the Oppertunity to Communicate with something so outside the norm. For me, It'd be a fresh perspective on a dull world. though if i was not expecting it. I'd probably soil myself when a large Creature with a skull for a head, and milky white eyes appeared in my home.

[@snowylynx36]

A buddy to always be there? I'd probably get caught talking at it like it's a therapist lol.

[@dawnmidnightsun2521]

The pictures they use for Malo are from a photoshoot of a real fursuiter who designed and commissioned the suit. So it's already irl lol

[@foximacentauri7891]

@@dawnmidnightsun2521 Imagine staying at a hotel where a fury convention takes place and you see fucking MalO staring at you from another window

[@yunghastly]

Basically, MalO became Dr brights adversary.

[@arthurmartin4616]

A prank war between them would be horrifyingly fascinating

[@globetrotteur8642]

we do a little trolling

[@Thosecursedeyes]

Dr Bright: "WHYYYY oh wait the coffee machine is right there."

[@nameless......................]

bright+clef+mal0=bad time trio

[@thundergaming155]

rip the site or area that has to deal with them, may there sanity rest in peace.

[@MejuriPlays]

Whoever made the 1471 art for the thumbnail deserves a raise!

[@freaksh0w839]

wow haha such an original comment i totally didnt see the exact same comment that was posted an hour before this one was posted

[@6khrs]

@@freaksh0w839 wow very original comment i see these comments every day

[@dante7302]

@@6khrs I swear, this is the most original comment I've ever read

[@TheProAtPUBG]

@@dante7302 wow this comment thread is so original

[@danielgaleski9127]

@@TheProAtPUBG threat

[@heavyweaponsguy6284]

DR. Segal:makes MALO able to manifest in real life. Malo:TIME FOR SOME TROLLING.

[@randomperson8375]

That bit with Dr. Bright's reaction is exactly how I would react if I dropped my favorite breakfast.

[@doctorbright1065]

I WILL have vengeance!

[@SRWOtaku]

@@doctorbright1065 just take it to heart that the idiot researcher who started all this got a huge dose of karma.

[@Dante_xy7]

@@doctorbright1065 -dr Bright jr.: When dad? I know you can do

[@Dante_xy7]

@Ethanmcbloons My dad doesnt Ever fear death -dr Bright jr.

[@ErevanDB]

@@doctorbright1065 Just get another, we hire janitors for a reason.

[@sinner2133]

The biggest anomaly of this entry is how SCP Recruiters let any of these absolute weirdos anywhere near reality-altering items and creatures

[@Polish_internet_troll]

now they have to put the Templars from Flashgitz in 914 to solve this problem

[@milantosic]

you whoud be surprised but there are many furry scientists out there in fact one of the leading covid vaccine scientist is a furry.

[@NoahGooder]

its hard to filter out every single person expecially if some have the skills desired which others lack

[@Dooperbooperlooper]

It doesn’t really matter what they like or dislike, if they qualify as a good scientist they qualify as a good scientist

[@arichhobo8575]

@@Dooperbooperlooper sounds like something a furry would say 🤮

[@WorldWeave]

Dr crow: wins barking match 5 minutes later: “wait a minute…”

[@anitaanita7854]

" *_and then everything made sense_* "

[@strategicGamer2006]

I wouldn't mind since I'd mostly be startled at best, and then I'd wave my hand and say "Hi."

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

i love how many SCP's that are bound to a device/virtual space would literally end humanity if they somehow materialized meanwhile Mal0 is just like "Mehehehe time to do a little tomfoolery, for the funny" it also took the time out of its day to kick hitler's ass...based

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

Again, inaccurate to Mal.O's character. Mal.O is kind to people.

[@ProgramViBee]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 Anyone would kick hitler though.

[@greenstrawberrygaming]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 no matter how nice you are you would want to kick hitler's ass at least once if you have the chance

[@isoknight0728]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 We have no idea if that's the case, they're stuck in a phone stalking people

[@thediethrower1803]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 well beating up Hitler is kind

[@hadeshaveaniceday4594]

MalO is actually pretty cool I was expecting something bloodthirsty but the fact that it just wants to cause mild inconveniences that's just awesome

[@Mekko4dev]

The mild inconvenience furry

[@Ark...........]

It nearly allowed the sculpture to escape containment or get 682 anger to the point we're he would want to escape containment.

[@DarellCampkynton]

@@Ark........... For real, it literally almost caused a security breach throughout the foundation for "mild inconvenience".

[@BigFry9591]

I was expecting it to actually try to make friends, since that's what it's designed to do. A mischievous prankster was far from what the character probably would have been.

[@lipewar9999]

Lil bit of trollin

[@a-simple-normal-toaster]

I feel like these “what if” videos are something that NONE of us think of.

[@foxythepirate9761]

Not entirely true

[@mojothedeadman]

From the brain of an innocent mind

[@9751matt]

To be fair, MalO is a rare friendly SCP by early tests, and they are possibly limitless. If MalO 1.0.0 can be interacted with, would an upgraded version become Thaumial in terms of usefulness?

[@Memeking_Bob]

Ya

[@NoahGooder]

true this one has a very hard furry bend to it

[@bootzflies]

Great job 05 council it's not like you ever use anommalys for yourself. (One of the best lines ever)

[@Lostsoul37892]

I love the fact 049 just yells SACRE BLEU after his medical items had fell 😂😂😂 but at the same time that was sad 😞

[@mifigor1935]

Yeah he's French after all

[@Lostsoul37892]

@@mifigor1935 Facts

[@anitsarkar101]

What does SACRE BLEU mean thou

[@Lostsoul37892]

@@anitsarkar101 Idk, I’m just a Spanish not a French

[@mifigor1935]

@@anitsarkar101 expressing annoyance. Something like "damn it"

[@heathern6737]

I love how Clef automatically thought Bright did it. Some weird stuff goes down? Dr Bright did it!

[@Am_Cookie2436]

@X-2154mischief and sometimes is an understatement

[@anunprofessionalfrog1180]

Dang, Mal-O is supposed to just look like a skull monster thing, guess they must have set the machine to fine on her.

[@Dante_xy7]

BIG breasts and long hair and fluffy tail Comes within

[@millerlucerojames]

... why do I hear RVB Tucker doing his little bit ..

[@9751matt]

@@millerlucerojames Same.

[@sugardady1019]

Very fine indeed. 😉

[@rolandogutierrez6152]

@@millerlucerojames same

[@SCP-Site-326]

If i was that MTF and saw MalO i'd immediately pull out my P90 and start shooting at it.

[@moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112]

15:21 man the part where Malo kicked Hitler's butt made me laugh

[@VoidedEmptiness]

I think for the more apathetic people out there that still feel, feeling lonely, wouldn’t be so surprised by such an SCP appearing in real life before them. You could give them many horror movies and they may not even flinch or act at all. If one were insanely lonely and fairly apathetic, I could believe that they would find such an SCP being loose and following them around, nice. I certainly would, given sometimes things are boring and lonely from time to time.

[@Dante_xy7]

True

[@amonsatan5263]

I wouldn't describe myself as apathetic, just unflappable. I'm the kind of guy who tells you calmly that there is a fire upstairs and you should call the fire department and shut off the breakers (True story). The rest of what you said though is absolutely true, I wouldn't be likely to freak out if I saw Mal0.

[@morepain9337]

the most I'd do is fall over in surprise

[@blueh4t880]

Now, how do I get MalO to be my girl?

[@morepain9337]

@@blueh4t880 That's easy. You don't.

[@KelvinShadewing]

After all the media I've seen of MalO being an emotional support app, it feels so weird to see one acting like an animaniac.

[@jakehildebrand1824]

Ah yes, the masters of animated mischief.

[@rasoirwolf]

It's no longer trapped in an app, I'd célébrer as well.

[@No.1RatedSalesman]

Furry

[@sschara3146]

@@No.1RatedSalesman Look guys It’s Spamton Deltarune He’s trying to sell you… Uhh “Lettuce,” I think

[@Lu-uo8lq]

Dr. Bright and his coffee and danish is just like me, my coffee and cinnamon roll

[@timberwolfbrother]

This makes me love Mal0 even more. That genius bastard wasted this wonderful opportunity! Also love how God just goes "I knew you were going to do that."

[@v1ct0r1n01]

O5 Council: Dr. Bright, No! Dr. Bright: what? I didn't do anything... O5 Council: Sorry, force of habit, Dr. Seagle No!

[@genji2191]

Even Dr.Bright was harrased by Mal0

[@yeboxxx_channel_2505]

Geez, didn't think another version of 1471 was about to prank/destroy a 2nd or 3rd reality in 3 years

[@sakura368]

honestly the mobile task force had the least trouble, the most they got was a minor inconvenience

[@Mimichal11]

9:25 Poor Doctor Bright he lost his breakfast 😭😢

[@joffreybaratheon4904]

MalO mocking 682.. something I never thought would happen

[@KaxigaLexi24]

As a massive fan of 049, I just had to google what he said when Mal-O knocked over his tools. Am I the only one surprised that he actually swore? I mean, he's usually so polite and well spoken...

[@toxicjay8562]

What do you mean when did he swear?

[@KaxigaLexi24]

@@toxicjay8562 Sacré bleu means hell.

[@toxicjay8562]

@@KaxigaLexi24 interesting

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

13:10 - 13:18

[@TailsClock]

@@KaxigaLexi24 That's... not true at all. And "hell" is not a swear anyway. Both are curse words though, as in words that magically bring misfortune, which is why no modern day person is offended by them unless they believe in magic. It's not like he yelled "motherfucker". It was more like "Oh gosh what a bother!"

[@SolarpunkJackal]

Okay I'll admit, this one actually had my true curiosity to check the full video out.

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

Just a fact: There are two physical Manifestations of Mal0 currently residing in the SCP containment site, one of which works as a server in the cafeteria

[@mr_indie_fan]

Cool

[@RobertWilliams-bl7mh]

Yea

[@-boondoggle-6134]

I think i missed that part of the lore?

[@The_Raptor]

Keep it down, The furries might hear you... but can I get a coffee with 3 sugar, 4 milk and 1 cream?

[@jesmcdevlin3116]

@@The_Raptor Sheesh! you want some coffee with your milk? :P Just order a cappuccino and get it over with. Shit... now I want a cappuccino. Good job man making internet strangers thirsty. Rude. }:

[@blacksaiyantrevor]

GooooooooootDAMMMMMNNNN that thumbnail.. Give that person a raise.

[@luigiwiiUU]

it doesnt end at the thumbnail

[@energybeacon4397]

Aw man, I was hoping that Mal0 would be a friendly entity in this video. It seems weird that it would willingly cause the deaths of humans, it didn't seem sadistic in the original article.

[@mizu7662]

It was probably an accident, maybe.

[@ENDER_Music]

This story was probably written by a different person than the original article.

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

remember that this event occured as a result of the clockwork machine on very fine, so it's likely she became semi malicious as a result because of the combination between the anomalies.

[@jamestheredstickman6626]

Furrys aren't friendly nowadays.....

[@VestedUTuber]

You can thank 914 for that.

[@isfet5730]

3:35 You can just hear the despair in the narrator's voice XD

[@comidyseeker]

I was hoping MalO was going to appear in 343's chamber, only for 343 to be standing behind it with a friendly greeting, startling MalO. Then MalO would retreat back to Hitler and kick him again, before resuming its mischief.

[@anitaanita7854]

"the best case scenario"

[@CJsKaijuProductions]

When I saw Dr Bright spill his food all I could think of was the old meme of ‘STOP I could’ve dropped my croissant!’

[@berserker3108]

quaso

[@ScpDrRisha]

OH MAH GODDD SAMEE

[@FireheadGaming123abc]

That was hilarious even though I first saw it after it died🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@generalwolf25865]

When I saw the thumbnail I was hesitant, but then I read the description and thought... I'll click because Malo looks damn fine

[@aurumvale9908]

you could say "Very fine"

[@generalwolf25865]

@@aurumvale9908 ohh I see what you did there, very nice

[@RedTalonTaskForce]

Not even four minutes in and I already regret this but it’s a good channel so I’ll keep watching.

[@9751matt]

I'm wondering about a friendly Mal0 on the Fine setting.. While Very Fine can mess with an scp and make it a little more sadistic, there are other possibilities. If Mal0 was put in the Fine setting, would it eventually be able to actively become physical around its host? They are sentient and friendly, a rare case in SCP's, and they are also unlimited. If they befriend and protect their host, they could be trained to be Thaumual class SCP's.

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

I can't remember 914 turning something sadistic that wasn't already before. Can you give examples? (Note, before you suggest them, make sure that they were written by the original author)

[@jaffil4026]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 didn't it turn 999 evil?

[@theprogressivecynic2407]

I think giving Dr. Bright a pet, physical, Mal0 as a minion would end up ending traumatically for somebody.

[@9751matt]

@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 The most obvious one was 914's idea of a Very Fine human. While D-class are criminals, Dr. Gears is obviously not foolish enough to put in a D-class that is remorseless or psychopathic to make more powerful. Despite this, the D class was turned into a monster that killed many men mercilessly including non guards who weren't even trying to stop it. Even when monster was killed, its body exploded into dust and light, blinding everyone in the room with his body. So its safe to assume its very fine setting on intelligent creatures is risking creating something not only powerful but dangerous to all humans. Its not absolute proof, but its a safe bet. (Also, while many of the other test logs were not written by Dr. Gears, the original author Dr. Gears has given his seal of approval personally on many 914 tests over the past 14 years)

[@9751matt]

@@theprogressivecynic2407 Oh yeah, Dr. Bright should not be allowed a potential, physical Mal0 at all costs. Can you imagine the additions to the list? "No using your SCP 1471 to do elaborate pranks. We've been over this with SCP 705, the playdough soliders. If they caused mischief you would do, you can't blame the scp, we know you encouraged it" "No Dr. Bright, you cannot start claiming you are a jojo character and SCP 1471 is your stand. Not only is it confusing, the constant cosplays and shouting battle cries as you have Mal0 punch a sandbag as fast as it can is getting old. Cut it out."

[@certified_dumdum]

Mal0: *Winks* Dr.Clef: "im about to end this man's whole career"

[@LecherousLizard]

Dr. Clef: "Go be furry somewhere else" **boom**

[@rawjeans7169]

@@LecherousLizard Dr clef: and I took that personally

[@squiddyanimations6617]

I can just imagine a couple of researchers discussing their schedules like "yo tom watcha doin today" "im on the clockworks today" "ah dude, lucky!"

[@tylerbaker556]

"to the question stating if i want scp-1471 to stalk me in real life" YES YES YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

[@fighterphoenix5789]

The story is missing an important detail, as soon as you want to change an SCPs properties with another SCP you have to file for a SCP cross testing. And thanks to mostly Dr Brith the Foundation is very strict on those.

[@VestedUTuber]

There's also the fact that Mal0 doesn't behave like that, but that can be explained as 914 being annoying again.

[@danielmallory4687]

He did it without permission

[@LazyLoonz]

@@danielmallory4687 No he did it with permission it's just nobody really knew his true intentions

[@danielmallory4687]

@@LazyLoonz yeah probably

[@Alpha-1_UnitCommander]

ah yes, *Dr Brith*

[@oldpernilong0]

I think it is fair, most of the times 914 on fine / very fine shows some crude sense of humour and try to surprise with creativity (as most theories say 914 is actually artistic by design), in this case, it actually gave what the doctor wanted but with a twist, it probably incrased the personality of MalO to the point it became not only friendly but mischivious. What it is an intelligent take by 914, if the app is designed to give company, incrasing its reality to the point instead of pictures it is real, increasing the people it could affect and forcing the person to notice them by applying pranks is a straight upgrade by 914 POV. Altough I think a more direct upgrade to friendliness would be helpfulness doesn't seem something 914 would do as it most of the times favors irony.

[@lumyvolcan7273]

Are all of the brightest minds of the scp foundation and all of the most dangerous SCPs placed in the same site? This seems like such a risky situation

[@breadloafsupreme]

Bruh 1 researcher could become the most powerful by just putting a normal bomb in 914

[@thiexony514]

Ever think that it takes the brightest minds in order to keep the most mischievous SCP‘s in check😌

[@cobygamer4465]

Remember that all of this stories happen in different universes, in this universe probably some of the brightest minds are dumb because this wouldn't happen normally.

[@TroyGraczyk]

Space is the most scarce rresource for them; They must hide, so heavy containment sites are necessary.

[@bradymenting5120]

not only one of my favorite SCPs, but MalO turns out to be a shenaniganizer, it's like I've found my new spirit animal

[@BackroomsDatabase]

Dear SCP Foundation. Stop trying to create new monsters with SCP-914. You have enough monsters to handle without making more evil things. Think hard before you stick ANYTHING into 914!

[@eddieflorio535]

Correction to your post: Dear SCP Foundation. Stop trying to stick things where they don't belong. You have enough "situations" to handle without making more of them. Think hard before you stick ANYTHING into ANYTHING!

[@CryptGirl38]

Think hard before you stick ANYTHING into 1471!

[@erikweltz8187]

Aww don’t be like that to poor 1471. He’s just doing a bit of trolling and having the chance to stretch his legs in the physical realm is just the thing he needs for positive mood building.

[@RollerCoasterFrolicking]

“Especially you dr bright,after you put a giant fan on very fine on scp 914 we had to use the dragon slayer to contain the anomaly.”

[@BackroomsDatabase]

@@eddieflorio535 That sounds dirtier when you put it like that. 😆

[@fafnirsbet7198]

So a guy made Malo real and then Malo preceeded too troll everyone and everything honestly kinda hilarious

[@dejesusramirezjavier5834]

this probably be a keter due the pain in the ass is this thing to contain so as leave the other scps in peace

[@MrGrimm-eo5lc]

Most likely apollyon.

[@CainDB]

I don't like this interpretation of MalO, every instance of 1471 is simply an misunderstood stalker that just wants a friend, and most of those scares looks like they were just accidents and MalO didn't actually meant any harm... I know this instance of MalO must have been very excited to have a physical body but I doubt it would just start causing mischief to everyone it would encounter

[@DiggerDeeper01]

To the channel's credit, we did use 914 to bring them to life. There is sure so be some sort of strange unpredictability when doing so. So if it twists Mal0 a bit, it would kinda be par for the course for the Clockworks.

[@26th_Primarch]

Yeah but Mal0 would be more clingy than anything and the twist would be that it'd self replicate to befriend everyone who'd know about the app would make more sense.

[@DiggerDeeper01]

@@26th_Primarch Well also consider this is the SCP Foundation. If things were predictable and made sense, the whole place wouldn't even exist.

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

@@DiggerDeeper01 Okay, fine, but it doesn't become so unpredictable that it switches the moral compass of whatever's in it. From when they put that *murderer* D-class into it, he transformed into a *murderous* monster. With a revolver, it still turned into a gun, or what you would use as a gun. I know that anomalies defy logic in general, but they still have some logic to them. They actually have a pattern. 173 stops moving when you look at it, 096 kills you when you look at it, 682 can't die, etc.

[@9751matt]

@@DiggerDeeper01 Yep, 914 loves to put a spin of mischief and a little sadism in the results of Very Fine.

[@ServantOfOdin]

Chased by MalO in ral-life?! HEL NAW! I may be a weirdo, but that's beyond my tolerance-threshold.

[@hanshanson7156]

My godness actually hearing about "Fursonas" in a SCP Explained video, is the type of cursed existence I never agreed to witness.

[@NoahGooder]

welcome to the internet and let us be your furry guide

[@Polish_internet_troll]

you can hear that "SCP explained" was also not happy to tell you about it

[@FoxDog1080]

Same except I agreed

[@georgedawson5621]

Funny thing is, in one of 914’s tests they put in a fur suit head. It ended up just making everyone think the wearer was a wolf, but hey, point is Scp foundation lore has that stuff too

[@ftravler]

That one scp's Iteration F...

[@damascusraven]

I saw the thumbnail, rolled my eyes, and thought "Oh boy, what have they done to 1471 this time?" but this was great.

[@Dante_xy7]

Agree

[@Goose849]

15:30 god pulled out the uno reverse

[@kiravatheargonian]

I find it hilarious how 049 diverts to French if he is surprised 😂

[@kiravatheargonian]

OF FRICKEN COURSE IT SITE 19 🤣🤣🤣

[@megaton6023]

Whoever drew the thumbnail deserves a raise

[@mr.meme5907]

I’ll take your entire stock

[@nickmumpfield5319]

@@mr.meme5907 pevet

[@mr.meme5907]

@@nickmumpfield5319 something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn’t care about beating goku.

[@SkyEcho751]

I prefer the version of MalO made by Vavacung on DeviantArt. It's referred to as the Emotional Support App, or the ESA Type. It's a mixture of this one, that can interact with the real world, and the original one that is never seen by the people it's attached to.(Or Person as it might just be the same character) From what happens there, the ESA variant tries to support the person and only shows up when they need help. It's able to seemingly interact with the world(Moving things around and even being able to make food), but nobody is aware of it's presence like it's not visible through normal means, only through the 'encouraging' photos. It's the only version I'd be willing to try out, presuming it's a harmless/safe anomaly, and not secretly a Yandere/Keter class.

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

That actually sounds quite adorable. I assume it might have pictures of it helping in the physical world. Thank you for this concept.

[@Scio_Regis]

That's really cute, it makes me want to download the app, maybe it will be scary at the beginning but with the time it will be a really good friend.

[@valen3015]

MalO is like that one cousin you have that completely decimates peace during a family reunion

[@RadosIsHere]

Malo is chaotic neutral with a emphasis on Chaotic haha. Mind you id go mad if i was suddenly able to interact with the real world after a forever of being stuck in phones or mirrors

[@timberwolfbrother]

I've got a theory that each Mal0 is independently created based on the app users interests. This one seemed like a Trickster, but also paired well to its Downloader. Another Mal0 might offer more genuine companionship, but nobody's going to allow an experiment like that until I can prove that I can secure and contain this one! Now how do I capture a teleporting furry prankster?

[@yeboxxx_channel_2505]

I'd say create a grenade or immediate-impact bomb that has downgrading effects that should return it to normal. Then again, we don't know how SCP-914 is made. If we used modern military technology.. We could use the infamous military gadget of area-wide taser device. (That's an actual IRL thing that you can make a device which puts magnetic field into an entire area which is gonna electrically tase anything organic.)

[@catdust]

baited boxtrap

[@timberwolfbrother]

@@catdust That just sounds like a Speedrunner and Coyote Looney Tunes gag waiting to happen

[@red_the_fox]

Probably put a few pranksters in a sealed room and watch as Mal0 has vicious battles of attempting to out-troll the tricksters.

[@timberwolfbrother]

@@red_the_fox think that'll only last as long as the pranksters interest does, we need a way to stop the teleportation!