Scream Fortress 2013: Unicorn Hat Voicelines

[@kyovalye5942]

"Heavy is wearing pink pony costume, and you are *still* biggest idiot." Makes me wish you could get the fairy costume's lines to overlap with this.

[@_Tzer]

Someone make a mod nao.

[@danielsurvivor1372]

If we had four cosmetic slots

[@g.f.s7018]

I make part of the anti furry army, and your photo is quite intriguing

[@waikeonglim7703]

"I am dressed like little girl, you are STILL biggest baby!"

[@ur_average_heavymedic_shipper]

Yes

[@keithbowman379]

"the unicorn queen cant ignore me now" -sniper 2013

[@kannahvivien7525]

keidran mike Sniper always gets so into these rolls. :3

[@thunderovthebruh]

"Unicorn Power, am I right?!"~Sniper Spy~"You dont have to tell me I'm the prettiest Unicorn." *fist bumps eachother*

[@hh5559]

PRINCESS CELESTIA 10TH CLASS CONFIRMED

[@Sir_Bucket]

This can be legit knowing the voice actor is a brony

[@Niiue]

Erutan Egaro HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD AAAAAAAA

[@fireballftw-]

I'm imagining how the TF team approached the voice actors now Tf team: hey, we need you to go into a recording room and call yourself a unicorn and talk about friendship and magic

[@empressangeline6942]

All the anti Brony voice actors committed suicide. And sniper (the sniper voice actor is a Brony) orgasmed.

[@Mr.LaughingDuck]

+fireballftw1123 - Good thing the Spy is naturally posh...

[@Hawkpelt19]

+Sunrise Shine 273 w8 sniper is a brony?? never woulda thought of that b4

[@giraythecatt]

Emperor of Liberty what?!

[@kreutonne3743]

HavokH99 the hat is magic forcing them to be while they wear it

[@cezar8246]

Fully grown men wear pony hats and talk about friendship and rainbows. And people say Overwatch is better.

[@hunlepto2239]

Overwatch will never have that random, mostly dark humor:D

[@mariobros68]

Hun Lepto but they will have My Little Pony's touche

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

Uncultured swines, the lot of 'em!

[@magnusm4]

Saying this while firing a heavy machine gun, kick dancing, insulting a drunk scottish cyclops while also wearing short pants and a luchadore mask

[@zachjohnson9391]

Don't forget some people are dumb enough to think TF2 is a ripoff of that game

[@cousinjohnny6584]

I can get why Demoman sounds so excited to shout his lines, Unicorns are the national animals of Scotland after all

[@kristen8481]

Yeah

[@Tottally-real-demoman]

Yes.

[@Dilbert1999]

"If there are any unicorns prettier than me, I will find them, I will follow them, and NO ONE will ever see those unicorns again." That explains why I've never seen a unicorn at all.

[@tryzombie505]

wow that line started as i seen your comment

[@felho7014]

tryzombie502 same

[@ladyrosemary]

Its cuz unicorn spy is ugliest unicorn so all the unicorns will be dead besides him.

[@lillybee1761]

@@ladyrosemary :(

[@zachjohnson9391]

Makes plenty of sense to me

[@pinkiepie1892]

I love all of the voice actors of TF2. Even though it's just one hat and not everyone will hear the lines, they put so much effort into doing it.

[@adhmsalmm432]

Whatever pinkie likers everyone

[@bane2988]

good taste in horse

[@MaxLai_0104]

they have voicelines for pass time.

[@Tottally-real-demoman]

Yes lad.

[@drungaodys5610]

​@@MaxLai_0104you didnt have to roast pass time like that

[@ParanoidParamour]

I was gangsta until I heard “I am the prettiest unicorn” in a dead serious French accent and immediately died on the spot

[@Random-lt1qt]

Soldier: "Friendship is Magic, Creampuff" Me: "Uh...Soldier? Did you watch My Little Pony or are you just drunk?"

[@elitefries3088]

Probably both.

[@puns8994]

idk if u know but this cosmetic is actually a MLP Friendship is annoying... MAGIC reference

[@mrcoolman369]

Random Nope, just drunk...

[@TheHeadHunter1000]

Soldier did drink from lead pipes... :3

[@thunderovthebruh]

Or else purgatorious magic... A.K.A Merasmus's work.

[@darkxaur]

3:15 - 'The Unicorn queen can't ignore me now'-Sniper writes a letter to Princess Celestia callback.

[@_Tzer]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGXWkGCIociqn7s animation vid i think kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKfLf4qwgMSsfaM

[@kateoconnor6760]

@@_Tzer correct

[@DumbassDoggie]

Did you know there's hentai of Sniper fucking Celestia?

[@justsomeponywithamustache8731]

@@DumbassDoggie There’s hentai of all kinds of crap like that. MLP ain’t exclusive

[@kyotaina]

@@DumbassDoggie GIVE ME NOW AJEBSJDBWJFBDJHXNWFU

[@xanderwardwell-gaw7472]

"I am not a unicorn! I'm a pink rhinoceros!"

[@redninja0078]

“He’s out of line but he’s right.”

[@lightningclonetrooperprodu3110]

that made me laugh the hardest, I think I'll say that if I ever dress up as a unicorn

[@SheepyKing]

Soldier: "Friendship is magic..." Me: O_o

[@VictoriaRandom]

Tú eres el we de mi infancia :0

[@justsomeponywithamustache8731]

I miss him, so

[@Lactopurg4]

@@justsomeponywithamustache8731 me too :(

[@RyunosukeNaruhodo]

Yeah... F

[@djjcastlerock8916]

Heavy: Friendship is Stoopid Magic

[@Necroskull388]

"Heavy is wearing pink unicorn costume, and you are STILL biggest idiot." oh god my sides

[@Blablarrr]

Why are People hating on this? I'm anything but a brony, but these were hilarious!

[@anthonydeadman]

Because people will complain and hate on anything these days. Even if it's just a random harmless hat.

[@Michael4201YT]

tiss a sad thing

[@oneymartin1742]

RafaelPlays im a brony and these voice lines are fucking hilarios. brony or not anyone can enjoy these they are amazing

[@kingofgargalon9291]

RafaelPlays I like the voice lines the fuck the Hat I'm so glad it's Halloween restricted

[@jasonhanlan999]

anti-bronies will find any excuse to bitch

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

The VAs are *way* too into their lines.

[@wolfox712]

Neo Machine thats what makes it funny xD

[@metamaster646]

@@wolfox712 a shame soilder will never have them again. Unless they replace his va

[@RussellAdlerCIA]

What Is VA

[@metamaster646]

@@RussellAdlerCIA voice actor

[@thecumbucketofficial]

That's their job

[@slightlyistorical1776]

I’m in awe how Demoman’s voice actor could read those lines without bursting out laughing

[@tehrik0020]

Gary Shwartz managed to voice Pony Demo, Pony Heavy and Fairy Heavy without bursting into laughter and I have no idea how.

[@Garymeister76]

This hat should be named "Anti-Brony's Nightmare"

[@MysticLiquid9683]

I used a name tag to change the name exactly that

[@greasypablo1315]

@Jordan Buhler Thank god.

[@ThMnWthNNm]

devlin_76 That’s what the Name Tag is for.

[@coffee-tz3lm]

I mean the head prize and other cosmetics have the good upside of being available year round

[@JadS1127]

What is it actually called

[@SkyminSlash]

I don't really like My Little Pony, but by god...THESE ARE FRIGGIN FUNNY

[@Artician]

No replies lol

[@UncleBigMac]

reply

[@SpectreCiNW]

*UNICORNS BROTHERS! TONIGHT! WE, PONY PRANCE, IN HEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!*

[@zactizmgamez4589]

Well, I do

[@Trip_Away]

2:43 i can feel Miss Pauling coursing trought my veins *cocaine hit*

[@SuperPROTOTYPE2]

A man of culture

[@paydankgang7772]

Both of you, men of culture

[@zigadox]

Scream fortress 2012: Heavy: "Friendship is stooopid magic!" Scream fortress 2013...Valve tried to push the bronies away, but then said fuck it.

[@Freerealmsfreak1212]

YUSH :3

[@CemeteryBat]

Blondie on her Period you name....

[@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797]

zigadox yes. is sad

[@mehmetozturk9950]

Heavy is pretty princess

[@bamboocarver]

Engineer sounds like a dad joking while wearing something his kid made him wear

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

I'm trying to pull a straight face while saying Soldier's lines,I can't do it.

[@ЯнБудинас]

I don't know what kills me more... This video, your name, your profile pic or the fact that i want to die.

[@Pandemonium.367]

SAME AAAA

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

@@Pandemonium.367 Good sir or good ma'am you just responded to a comment I made when I was 13 and I am now 24 how could you summon me like this

[@dreamwalking]

​@@herbivorethecarnivore8447 The three eternal things, Team Fortress 2, My Little Pony, and the internet.

[@ramfarid1]

No one: Scout: FRIENDSHIP IS FRICKIN' MAGIC

[@RichardCox0]

Demo: 0:00 Soldier: 0:48 Spy: 1:54 Sniper: 2:53 Engineer: 3:21 Heavy: 3:52 Scout: 4:40

[@elisadibugg5983]

i miss Medic too much :((

[@ms.raposa2855]

+Elisa Dibugg My main....Is missed :C

[@HomieTheHomie]

Am I missing something?

[@dee-dee1382]

Poor medic ;-;

[@user-oj6uv9su6c]

MEDIC MY MAIN NOOOO

[@nojkoor1584]

Meet the Unicorn: If Friendship is sure to result in magic then you must make friends! This hat taught me that, and I'd say it knows a little more about friendship then you do, because he invented it!

[@thepyrosharktf2]

And then he perfected it so that no one will ever have more friends and magic!

[@rommelgemma]

@@thepyrosharktf2 then he used his friends and magic to buy a Golden Oak Library, and then he took care of it and made memories, and then Tirek beat the CRAP OUT OF IT!

[@dundher]

@@rommelgemma And from that day forward anytime a bunch of unicorns are together in one place it's called a fairy tale! *unicorn head falls off* UNLESS IT'S A CASTLE!

[@101Volts]

♪ *Do you believe in Magic, in a young girl's heart?* ♪

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

​@@101Volts 🎶How the music can free her whenever it starts?🎶

[@BONNjpg]

secret to all pony magic - bullets ~sniper

[@Niiue]

BONN. jpg pew pew bitch

[@kamikaze4172]

I guess Medic was experimenting on his own head for this one. Pyro must have been astonished seeing his comrades look more like how it sees the world

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

It's like a double negative: He sees them as eldritch horrors now.

[@kittyluvr]

I'AM AN INVICIBLE UNICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN -Scout 2013

[@michaelbanana7398]

yes

[@KILLERMEXICAN210]

"I am not a unicorn- I'm a pink rhinoceroses."

[@Wyti]

Hi My Name Is Baka My proudest fap ever

[@el_friki_6990]

UNICORN POWER!!!!

[@elfasto2255]

He got headshotted

[@BloodPopMaggot]

i can hide from pink pony heavy

[@foldingchair5157]

But can u heal my engie? He is in my profile pic btw

[@BloodPopMaggot]

matthew jones eeeh ok, just bring him here

[@mookipfisto]

Medic SHPEE

[@foldingchair5157]

my engie has aids thats why he has this face

[@BloodPopMaggot]

matthew jones ahh i see i will heal him with the Vaccinator

[@pslush1]

i never thaught that the soldier would say "i am a pretty unicorn"

[@electrokyo9684]

“I am a pretty unicorn. I will trot into the forest and pick each and one of you maggots an arrangement of flowers!...” Me: *Men, these are the facts as I understand them*

[@l1nus0nl1neproductions9]

1. 💎 is the prettiest unicorn. 2....

[@princessemmy]

@@l1nus0nl1neproductions9 My mane is lustrous and fragrant, and it catches the wind perfectly! DISMISSED!

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

"They will be lovely! Am I making myself CLEAR!?"

[@Rahimraissnia]

Friendship is magic, creampuffs!

[@FilipV88]

No, friendship is stoopid magic

[@-HezSEs-]

Nope, Friendship is freakin' magic pal.

[@THEmlgprominerGT]

My little demo: Domination is magic -3-

[@alnico137]

My little Demo: Scrumpeh is magic* Fixed it for ya m8.

[@THEmlgprominerGT]

LuigiDoesStuff Thanks m80

[@pile-o-nonsense3688]

My littel sniper: bullets are magic

[@zones3235]

My little Pyro: Fire is Magic.

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

My Heavy Pony: Friendship is -stupid- magic

[@kaikai8702]

5:20 "I am NOT a Unicorn, I'ma Pink Rhinoceros" FUCKIN EL SCOUT XD

[@380aksel]

So let me get this straight. Half of you want to Boycott TF2, a game that is FREE TO PLAY because of 1 hat. 1 Hat over 500+ other hats. And you think doing so, will cause Valve to remove that hat, because Gabe is going to listen to you lot whining over how you don't like something that you have a very slim chance of getting and a once a month usage??

[@BrutalTK]

Humans are by fare the most winiest of any sentient being. No wonder aliens haven't invaded us.

[@kreutonne3743]

380aksel not like they listen to anything else we do

[@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797]

Brutal Taco yeah.

[@marcellodeltoro5772]

they don't have to get rid of this hat, just the fox one.

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

what -appened?

[@jwsmi]

"EVERYONE!! FRIENDSHIP IS STUPID MAGIC!!" -Heavy, 2013

[@piekazkout1620]

true shit.

[@scottymod8922]

He said that in 2012.

[@jwsmi]

Eeh

[@ThePoppyII]

I AM NOT A UNICORN!!! I am a pink rhino!!! -Scout

[@pulseter]

2:36 so that where "I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again" line from Heavy Is Dead

[@heavy_ang_patay]

Ah, that's nice

[@SezerPank]

2:33

[@anthonydeadman]

Y'know what I like to do? I like to combine the Magical Mercenary with the Macho Mann. Cause it combines something girly with something manly and it just looks absolutely perfect on The Scout and considering the guy's personality, that combination actually works for him.

[@RLDragonStrider]

I DUNNO BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD,I'M A PRETTY UNICORN!!!!

[@TheWhatyr]

You know? I like to imagine that the TF2 team and the voice actors were doubled over in painful, joy filled laughter when recording these. Some of these are incredibly funny.

[@Gboy86ify]

I'm not a Brony anymore but I still find this hilarious.

[@Godzillapuffy]

I love the MLP:FIM references.

[@kirbikomeiji]

SCOUT REFERENCES MLP. 4:42 Friendship is freaking Magic, pal!

[@juniknytt2848]

"EVERYONE FRIENDSHIP IS STUPID MAGIC!" - Fairy princess heavy 2012

[@lonelypotato520]

Th Rocket Jumper Couldn't agree more with the heavy.

[@Shadowbrodie]

Yeah...It's not like the entire hat references the show or anything...

[@lonelypotato520]

Brodie Kelly Nope, not at all >_>...

[@oneymartin1742]

Kirbyfier this hat is a MLP refrence my dude

[@connormcintyre9172]

1. I love all the heavy quotes 2. I only thought this hat was in the meet the amazing solider video and not reel 3. "i'm not a unicorn i am a pink rhinoceros"

[@Francis.L]

These are the facts as i understand them

[@quigglesmcgiggles]

I don't like bronies, but I have to admit, most of these lines are hilarious

[@dr.oktoberfest5691]

You said it mason we are ebony haters bronies suck!

[@c6rn6g2k1d]

Well... guess it's doubly bad for me because I like both anime AND My Little Pony... No, this isn't a troll. And you can all be friends with a pony-lovin' weeaboo like me owo

[@LeviForWaifu]

@Arrow Head Bronies and Weeaboos United against the furry menace

[@Multi-Purpose_Account]

@@LeviForWaifu I like MLP, anime and furries.

[@Top10Dylan]

@@dr.oktoberfest5691 I'm a brony. We aren't all bad :(

[@shyalmi7245]

''You mess with the horse? You get the horn.''- Scout 2013

[@bluesquadronsc]

I don't know but I've been told, I'm a pretty unicorn!

[@whimsyy1648]

Halloween is the time of year where we try to see how silly we can make the mercenaries be, though personally I preferred fairy heavy, since the first time I saw that the guy was charging right at with the holiday punch and yelled 'stop laughing at heavy!'

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

i love how they're all absolutely unabashed to be wearing a unicorn hat. like, you'd think they'd be embarrassed or some shit but no, they're fighting over who's the bestest and prettiest magical pink pony on the team

[@furiousmagician5912]

my choir teacher called me a unicorn for being able to do alto and soprano parts so now im watching this

[@TheRKLOPP]

Team Fortress 2: 20% cooler.

[@GnomeKr]

NO.

[@TheRKLOPP]

GnomeK Three years. I've waited three years for someone to get upset over such a nothing thing. And, now that its done, I may kms in peace.

[@YuckCanuck]

Good god *YES.*

[@UwUOnDatBeat1101]

Good, is this comment chat thread thing still going?

[@mlgproplayer2915]

pielover 100 I think it is... XD

[@brendonestridge8771]

I'm not a brony, but I still think this hilarious.

[@SalamenceFury]

Dude, anyone with half a brain will find this absolutely hilarious.

[@brendonestridge8771]

Salamence77 I was really tired when I typed this comment. Don't judge me...

[@Cosmo_simps_sprout]

Brendon Estridge me too

[@GasterPoppe]

*The funniest Unicorn voicelines:* *Soldier's voicelines* 0:48 *Spy's voicelines* 1:54 *Sniper's voicelines* 2:54 *Scout's voicelines* 4:40

[@MisterJunichi]

after players paint it: ORGIGINAL CHARACACTER DONUT STEEAL

[@chrismclean7602]

im dying of laughter! oh my god the soilder!

[@kaedetried3952]

Put it in vibrato voice mode

[@patitofelis117]

DOMINATING IS BLODY MAGIC!!! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!! FRIENDSHIP IS FRIKIN' MAGIC!!! those mlp references :3

[@TispenserPooter]

I'm no brony, but this is absolutely hilarious!

[@FilipV88]

Same, not a brony. And yet I like these voice lines.

[@Bloody-cj2qv]

@@FilipV88 same!

[@rommelgemma]

same, Im not a brony (even though MLP: FiM was my childhood) but yeah i gotta agree this was freakin’ hilarious

[@jeremy_byrdpikachu3607]

"I claim this point for FRANCE! ...AND THE UNICORNS...!" -Rarispy, My Little Fortress 2

[@ninety2877]

"Pleas don't start flamewar in the comments." - omegasupreme101

[@anthonydeadman]

Welcome to KZbin where nobody ever reads the description and goes batshit insane for the stupidest of reasons.

[@shyalmi7245]

I agree

[@EpicSlash111]

This is definitely mlp enspired without a doubt, it even says Friendship is Magic like, three or four times XD

[@SockItToMe09]

Soldiers voice lines have to be my favorite

[@moriorinvictus69]

"I will GORE your ass with this thing" My sides, take them.

[@CaboosesApprentice]

This is honestly some of the funniest stuff. I can only imagine what must've been going on in the recording studio when the actors had to record these lines.

[@timur5241]

"Freedom! For the unicorns!" tf2 friendlies in a nutshell

[@sphelx]

"YE CANNOT STOP THE MAGIC!" I've only listened to the first voice set, and I already know that line is my favourite :D

[@Lux_the_Lost]

I've only seen a few episodes so I can't really call myself a brony. I just think this is hilarious.

[@dustbunny6381]

i love how much soldier hypes others up while he's got the horn on. like he sounds like he's taking every opportunity to be nice while keeping up the strict drill seargent persona. he's tired of going apeshit. he just wants to be nice

[@VlazeSkylax]

X3 Scout: Friendship is freaking magic

[@ricky3styx]

C2 Heavy: Everyone freindship is stoopid magic

[@VlazeSkylax]

Yeah I know lol

[@wolfhurricane897]

Makes sense for Demoman. Scotland's official animal is the unicorn.

[@dabrit1908]

This is actually realistic for demo as the national animal for Scotland is a unicorn

[@spicygolf7277]

Even with a unicorn hat sniper somehow manages to make people gassy

[@markwatson3248]

I'm dead from laughter XD

[@sussybakaballs]

*_BROTHERS! TONIGHT WE PONY PRANCE, IN HELL_*

[@FilipV88]

not big surprise

[@renranger2135]

VA’s probably had a field day with this

[@UnbyHoundredTwenty]

1:57 "sorry to horny" A normal mental bagette Man-2013

[@alejoyugar]

Thats what spy mains does

[@MrCrako99]

I don't see why people hate this hat, just because something is a unicorn doesn't mean it has to be from my little pony.

[@washiranz8939]

the lines are

[@paulisaacstodomingo]

You can see how over 6 years can change voice actor voices. That, or it's character evolution. Also, remember that the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.

[@billlupin8345]

I have this hat. I also have a professional killstreaked aussie minigun named "princess twilight sparkle." Description is "YOU WILL FEAR MY PURPLE HORSIE!"

[@1218Draco]

Tonight, we pony prance IN HELL! I'm a unicorn from Hell, and I'm comin' for ya! XD I used a laptop with good speakers to play this while boarding a ship in Black Flag, primarily to get a good laugh. And it worked!

[@joyceperalta9701]

i always knew all of these characters are always the MANE characters

[@gigorniousbilothropolio5007]

Spy, Engie, and Demo were my favorites.

[@jacksonreichle4777]

"According to unicorn law, you're me bloody wife now" ~Demoman 2013

[@milhouse901]

"Friendship is magic" -Soldier

[@5cover]

Scout : I am NOT an unicorn Scout 2 seconds later : UNICORN POWEEER!

[@MariktheGunslinger]

If you don't like the unicorn hat, then don't wear it.

[@KeywordTypo]

This makes a lot of sense on Demoman because scotlands national animal is the unicorn.

[@PaperHatLad]

And this is why this game is a gem

[@waterheartt]

These lines are priceless. I must add this hat to my glorious hat collection.

[@denisthehedgehog8791]

I will find them, i will follow them, and no one will see thoose unicorns again! -Spy

[@E_blanknamehere]

I think we can all agree Sniper is having the most fun with this during the recording

[@TankinJenkins]

Proof valve will stoop to any level for money.

[@wayne10604]

Have you forgotten how to smile or something?

[@Shadowbrodie]

Free item = money???

[@creamgravy1]

Lord Gaben = Brony (or watches it)

[@empressangeline6942]

Gaben was bored and watched an episode to much

[@LeviForWaifu]

*N* *O* . *F* *U* *N* . *A* *L* *L* *O* *W* *E* *D* *O* . *F* *U* *N* . *A* *L* *L* *O* *W* *E* *D*

[@justhayden08]

I just took 5 and a half minutes out of my life to listen to grown men scream about being a pretty unicorn Was it worth it? *absolutely*

[@evilemster3047]

I always lose it when Spy starts calling himself a pretty unicorn :D

[@Layla-gh5ij]

I spent $16 on this thing. Worth it.

[@thundararious]

"If there are any unicorns prettier than me I will find them, I will follow them and nobody will ever see those unicorns again" I'M.... gonna go hang with twilight for a bit now*darting eyes*

[@haydenhowell9277]

Meanwhile medic is just like: what the actual fuck is wrong with my team

[@MyouKyuubi]

My wee pony, Domination is Magic

[@timmyfeelner]

I want that naow!

[@InsaneEnergy]

You're gonna have to kill me because I disagree with your best pony choice. :3

[@timmyfeelner]

OK name is meant as a joke. I don't wish to kill anyone.My little motto is to love and tolerate.

[@InsaneEnergy]

I'm joking lol, but rainbow dash is best pony and you can no longer deny it

[@suicidalfish2]

MY LITTLE PONY IS FUCKING AWESOME, I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE PINKIE PIE SHE IS BEST PONY! You are everywhere.

[@timmyfeelner]

IKR

[@dootdootspaghoot]

"You can't put a saddle on me brotha. I am like pink wind"--Scout ....so...he's like a pink fart?

[@waikeonglim7703]

As they say, friendship is magic, and tf2 is the best hat simulator shooting game