Scream Powered Microwave

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[@joyce_rx]

"What would you like today" "Popcorn?" "Popcorn, absolutely, how great is your lung capacity?" Black Market Schemes 100

[@flamo2666]

Underrated

[@p0xygen]

@@flamo2666 *this comment shall not be underrated any longer* - starts to masturbate - ~boom now the comment has over 400 likes~

[@albertpirelius]

@@spidercubed9718 yea lmao thars definitely a wtf moment

[@adur5461]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@patrickkent3957]

A baseball bat that he had somebody in the face at the front door

[@bigmanwilfred4955]

“You guys shouldve at least asked” “Can we do it” “No!” “Is that a no”

[@gasterrex3605]

That's what you're for.

[@alonetraveler5391]

Is that like a no

[@alonetraveler5391]

Wasn't your battery arrest what brought you game dont you also like to zip and zoom on through the snow

[@AreBelongToUs1]

@@alonetraveler5391 I think I just had a stroke.

[@chickenmtr]

@@alonetraveler5391I want u 😛

[@TheJege12]

"You guys could've at least asked" "....can we do it?" *"NO"*

[@swissmediastuff]

“Is that like a no?”

[@TheJege12]

@@RedTheCat-ff5ig uh, what? The line delivery was funny

[@burningbandit]

Those employees were really salty

[@serenity7655]

@@burningbandit mad cuz they don’t get free food

[@MiseourMow]

​@@serenity7655They probably would have if they had at least asked

[@brassholee]

"I got everyone's favourite food, tin foil!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "OH MY FUCKING GOD" that part broke me

[@michaelriggio2955]

Who tho

[@exaniimo]

the fact that the microwave turned on as he was screaming “OH MY FUCKING GOD” makes that moment even better

[@angelasmith7830]

900 likes yooo

[@xdave9683]

"You should've at least asked" "Can we do it" "No" *Sad microwave noises*

[@centuzezaim7471]

They got so fucking angry.

[@leon.690sm9]

So is this like... A no?

[@TRDiscordian]

@@centuzezaim7471 I can't even imagine taking a job at a retail chain that seriously lol. I'd probably still ask him to leave, but I'd wanna see what he's doing first haha.

[@user-gu8nl]

Microwave: "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."

[@DarkSignal59]

* cries in microwave *

[@coda56]

*Puts metal in microwave* *screams to make it turn on* *_gets scared and screams louder_* ｍｉｃｒｏｗａｖｅ Ｆ ｕＣ ｋＩ ｎ Ｇ ｅｘｐｌｏｄｅｓ

[@gwennycake5046]

Screams "Allahu Akbar"

[@Didymus-vz6uy]

this made my day, you have no idea how happy I am now

[@maxhacks2942]

how do you make that fucking text?

[@maxhacks2942]

that just changes the looks of my browser a bit

[@coda56]

holy fuCK i have 1k likes, i got notifications for 3 of them

[@UnderPuppets]

The guy screaming "COOK! COOK IT!" at the microwave is the best part lmao

[@LiminalDev]

700

[@linglingkingking6114]

The fear I felt when the lady confronted Michael it felt like I was the one being confronted.

[@marybethlarue3291]

Same

[@pyroktopus3170]

*Michael Reeves:* _makes scream powered microwave_ *People at Monsters Inc.:* 🤔

[@SpiritOfTheSeasons]

PYROKTOPUS This is beyond science.

[@geor349]

LMAO

[@deletedaccount910]

Spirit Of The Holidays underrated

[@jeepercreepers9]

HE STOLE THEIR MICROWAVE AND SAID HE MADE IT

[@ToriKo_]

Such a good comment

[@joge3031]

William Osman: My roommate is too loud - I'll build a taser carpet. Michael: Hold my microwave

[@kidomy]

and hold my demonetization

[@matsgilon7075]

*michael

[@theguardianangel4001]

yes just yes

[@robbierootbeer8056]

I would absolutely love if the person who sent the suggestion was in the crowd at the convention

[@joshrayne724]

The fact that he said “and nobody loves you or cares about you” to that whole crowd just to cap off the bit for this video. Dude has balls and commitment

[@samyorio6177]

my parents: * going through a divorce * microwave: _”it’s showtime”_

[@GollumBeetus]

sam yorio this is gold

[@georgeparker1297]

Amazing

[@crazialex]

Yeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaawwwwwww

[@itsraventm]

this is why i check the comments. _THIS IS WHY I CHECK THE COMMENTS_

[@1.0fishing17]

Bruh lmao

[@Mystery-ry9om]

Michael has more passion shaming these people then the robots he's building

[@wikkedfamily]

true

[@quin_r05]

I love coming back to these videos and seeing that he actually followed through on some of these suggestions later on

[@itromacoder3088]

Yeah, the leg tazing camera one, i kinda don't like that he pretendes like he 100% got the idea, make me feel like he does it for all of his videos

[@megasnorlax4155]

Target Employee: you didn't even ask Michael: can we do it Target Employee: NO!!!

[@ignaciomg500]

*it's that like a no?*

[@metaltension]

She was such an asshole about it

[@MrChrisw34]

A robot that calls target to ask if you can test inventions there?

[@LucibelleHell]

Such a bitch smh

[@smallmailman3992]

give them 20 bucks.

[@GrahamSmart]

Totally not an idea! : A Computer keyboard that electrocutes you every time it detects a spelling mistake.

[@azzywazzy322]

This would be fucking great

[@jpy5349]

Electric + Execute = Eletrocute (Death by electricity) Yep, I would like to see that

[@notrehtahannah5008]

Great for schools...

[@awol5555]

This would've been a great idea. Too bad it's not an idea though......

[@rogerrandom3840]

School: I'll take your entire stock

[@kuehnerthanyou3409]

Yo I know I'm late to the party but you created a core memory for that kiddo, I'm sure. Anything really strange and silly really stood out to me and shaped my humour as a child

[@alchemicalmuse3385]

never have i seen a youtuber roast his own followers so much. im subscribing.

[@SSanti]

A robot that send a hate email to team youtube everytime one of your videos gets demonetized

[@MxGrimReaps]

Perfect

[@blyat7276]

make the code open-source plus sell the robot with minimal profit margin

[@RAYNINGMAKER]

Honestly, if he doesn't do it i'd do it for free.

[@MxGrimReaps]

@@blyat7276, it's either сука or suka, pick one, you English only, fake Russian

[@datdabdoe1417]

@@MxGrimReaps Not everyone has a cyrillic keyboard ya fuckwit.

[@qxk]

In this video, Michael Reeves-Wazowski from "Monsters Inc." literally uses scream power.

[@Tigerbricks11]

I suppose you’re right 🤔

[@isaaclitwiller7373]

Build a robot that tazez people when they enter your room

[@karsonlol]

If we scared little kids and made them scream them captured the energy and stored it for years we could make enough energy to bring every one to Area 51 to see them aliens 👽

[@BiggMondo]

5:44 the smile of a man whose killed thousands

[@barikboley7626]

“A robot that tazes people's legs when you take a picture, so that you're the tallest one in the picture. Michael - That's fuckin' funny.” The origin of a legendary video.

[@bloopy5027]

“Can we do it” “No” “Is that like a no...”

[@emmamcnamara761]

Pearllover100 sOmEtImEs a nO mEaNs mAybE

[@k1lljoy07]

Hey you stole my comment

[@bloopy5027]

Butterpillar great minds think alike

[@armymantv3972]

I love how aggressive that Target employee was. Target Employee: You have to go, you could've at least asked! Michael: Well can we? Employee: NO! EDIT: All lot of you seem to hate the employee, that wasn't the point of my comment, I do think Michael should've asked the employee. So I don't think the employee was doing anything bad, I was just surprised by her tone.

[@paragonpoints8420]

Honestly, she came off as a little bit of a bitch.

[@bigbag6709]

@@paragonpoints8420 they all do-

[@deepakmecheri4668]

@@paragonpoints8420 Can't quite blame her man. If anything bad happens it might be her job on the line

[@TheGr0nch]

I like beans.

[@bean-whipped864]

They should’ve stuffed her ass in the microwave

[@lordbitchy780]

the fact that he actually made the one that he liked in a later video

[@leightonkekuewa1545]

And the very next video he makes is the taser camera. BASIC boxxxes’s idea has come to life

[@willstuber2622]

Holy crap. When the target lady said “you could’ve at least asked” and Michael asked, that’s killed me

[@SSJ9001]

I mean, they should have asked bla bla its illegal but that lady had such a bitchy attitude about it.

[@hb-mek]

3:03 "You should have atleast asked" "Can we do it?" "No"

[@suhanrahaman4342]

This is why we don't ask, CAROL

[@eviedakitsune1566]

@Alexander Eger lol the real way to get stimulation as a girl

[@kqzo]

never goin to targer

[@Pandagoda]

Okay, here's a theory. What if Michael actually went to the Target people and asked if he can record. However! at the same time, he also asked if they can help him out by acting like they're kicking him out, but the Target people get progressively more infuriated (due to the absurd amount of takes (because what's production value?)) to the point where they actually kicked him out? Crazy? I THINK NOT...

[@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella]

So damn stingy

[@martinsafranek2908]

can we appreciate the fact that he made the camera idea into a full video

[@Gamer-yg9wp]

Can you link it

[@martinsafranek2908]

@@Gamer-yg9wp kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqfVnHt3jM9kic0&ab_channel=MichaelReeves

[@cairoraiser9338]

4:10 I feel like Michael is a REALLY good older cousin, and would be SUCH a fun uncle and Dad.

[@Benhall01]

“Can we do it?” “No.” “Is that like a no?”

[@ztlzs]

No

[@AverageXennpai]

"Alright yes it is"

[@eziogamn7942]

No only means no when it means no.

[@MattKismet]

Ben Hall I think he meant to say,”is that like a firm no” but he got nervous I’m high as guck sorry if this comment sucks lmao

[@benhall443]

nice name

[@firestonevlogs6361]

I had a microwave with a bad door latch switch so it only worked when you punched it. To this day I regret repairing the punchowave.

[@akirarusty2335]

FirestoneVlogs wait so did you have to saitama punch it or 64-palm that shit the entire time it cooked?

[@Nosiu]

"Punchwave" sounds like a brand new music genre 🤔

[@vanessabanales3689]

@@Nosiu fr

[@chrissi.enbyYT]

@@Nosiu New PunkRock Band Name

[@callumherrick7763]

Hey thats a good robot idea 🤔

[@porfiriogarcia3284]

Who here when Ludwig bought it in the cdawgva Auction

[@anthonyisensee]

Hey Michael, I've got a great idea. Build a robot that just confirms everything you ask it and that cycles between different identities. Should prove useful!

[@kaiserslavaniaashur1623]

“Popcorn? Abselutely, What is your lung capacity?” That dosnt sound sketcy af

[@theonionqueen3519]

Guess you could say....he has.....POPCORN LUNG.

[@rtdip2833]

09 FishyTunaPlayz you don’t know what popcorn lung is?

[@rtdip2833]

09 FishyTunaPlayz it’s what factory workers, vapers, and smokers tend to get. Basically just a lung that doesn’t work

[@simplyaced3428]

You forgot the h, sketchy

[@ilovecorpseparty8930]

RT Dip I’ve heard it called clown lung before

[@ykvedo]

“You should’ve at least asked” “Can we do it”

[@Tathbubs]

*tries to eat your food* "dude, thats mine, you cant have it without asking" "yo, can i have some?" LESSON LEARNED ;u;

[@hydrochloricacid1672]

I can already tell this video is going to be ass kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4TbfYiqiddmq7c

[@skyyy5150]

NO

[@NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH]

@@hydrochloricacid1672 what does that have to do with the comment?

[@olypiad4609]

no

[@3braincelled-spaceboss451]

Coming back to this, He did all of this out of pure SPITE for all the people out there asking for ROBOT FUCKIN IDEAS for no reason AT FUCKING AT ALL

[@DarkBandit141]

Make a tv that yells for you to shut up, and ALSO gets louder every time you talk during the movie. I really need people to understand my passion for this sort of thing.

[@GothPlatypus]

This is how Monster's Inc. found their power source

[@dazed6953]

Underrated comment :/

[@noltoker29]

Omg your right

[@danielmccurdy5080]

Ahhh a fellow man of culture

[@Omenvreer]

Wait, make a robot that generates energy through screaming

[@vikorbracho]

*oh yes*

[@SlothOfDanger]

A robot that constantly trys to get stepped on while you walk

[@SwissFishOnFire]

Just take my cat

[@pearse9116]

With a very angry Gadsden flag on it

[@embertea789]

this is called a cat

[@meliko]

Thanks, I hate it

[@BotBrendan]

It’s called a yorkie

[@Pickles_Fickle]

Make a quirky robot crib that explodes when a baby crys

[@apoplexymc7885]

"Todays sponsor is nordvpn." " please fucking focus on the cup you piece of shit camera" made me crack up

[@saltypetunias1580]

How did nobody notice that this is how the entire monsters inc. world is powered

[@KirbyLinkACW]

Dude, that technology's been outdated since 2001. It's all about laughter now.

[@ven5707]

I liked the old version better.

[@bookario1126]

Haha true

[@Mothmans_Partner]

My microwave already screams at me

[@nathanielvlogs1463]

Make a fridge that insults william when he opens it late at night

[@liamlorusso7467]

Nathaniel Vlogs the only good idea

[@silverwolf9914]

Yes

[@jordanhiltys7078]

You fat fuck

[@memeguy783]

Nathaniel Vlogs Will: *opens fridge* Fridge: YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF HUMAN SHI

[@Dig_Duke_SFM]

Have it say "YOU FAT FUCK EATING AT THIS TIME?! How COULD YOU! YOU FAT TUH OF LARD WAIT TILL THE MORNING!!!"

[@NicksStuff]

That was a brilliant idea

[@lukedemanovich9427]

This is a perfect gift for the extreme noise music fanatic in your life that also has no better means to provide hot food for themselves.

[@emilepoitras1066]

4:30: "people who i can't really figure out their age" Coming from Michael Reeves, that's a pretty fucking funny paradox

[@thepacific2933]

I cant breath lmao

[@AllieWhoops]

Try using your lungs

[@demoman5864]

I don’t get it :(

[@ooey3178]

My parents fighting in the kitchen: The microwave: *My time has come*

[@Random-ne7uv]

Xbox 9 year olds: unlimited power!!!

[@linkroblox9474]

@@Random-ne7uv Lol

[@linkroblox9474]

True

[@Dumbbumb-nd3ob]

@@linkroblox9474 true

[@IvanTube0]

mmmmmmmmmm

[@irollerblade13]

2 of the ideas that he actually thought were funny coming to fruition is awesome.

[@ecrivonlunyx]

Thats such a genius idea for audience participation

[@lennykelly3752]

Make a robot that every time someone tells you to make a robot, a noose inches closer to you from the ceiling.

[@egggarnishaustin5559]

The noose would already be in hell right now

[@alicehayes2293]

Your idea is bad and you should feel bad.

[@128ajb_02_Music]

This is almost as good as my ddos idea. It ddos's people that recommend ideas for stupid robots.

[@yotegames1113]

Can we all just start saying this on every video

[@brandpotato3650]

@@yotegames1113 yes please

[@braxtonbarfriquaorme8703]

So I can just microwave a baby so when it's done screaming, it's ready to eat.

[@octagon7732]

oh fuck

[@squigg7107]

Damn Stalin I know you’re a ruthless dictator but that’s crossing a line

[@citizenfoffie7605]

yummy

[@rustygolfer3475]

I like mine rarer than that.

[@austinshults2824]

Great idea lol

[@meredithschindler1511]

His videos always make my day twice as good

[@yoda5436]

that microwave would be great for like torture, just put it at their feet, fill it with pots and pans, tell them if they scream it'll turn on, then release spiders and shit all around them

[@TheOneTrueNothing]

Make a door that moans sensually whenever you open, close, or walk through it.

[@flavahcatg]

Your idea is bad and you should feel bad about yourself

[@chodad1381]

that said, i wanna see it

[@dusting1851]

And he should hire a pro voice actor

[@jackcarney8519]

@кαηтα yeah but then there isnt any fun because there is no un neccesery coding and effort

[@andrewsegerstrom5935]

You should read The Hithchikers Guide to the Galaxy. This has already been thought of.

[@ikejime77]

Alternate title: Crazy man yells at kitchen appliances as he goes insane

[@crazyman176]

that is my name

[@lxnelystar]

@@crazyman176 ye with an ipod ad as your profile picture fron 1787

[@LadyEllesmere]

Or was he already insane 🤔

[@SuuSuraimu]

Out with the Frieza and into the Goku Wave.

[@dumb_edits556]

Make a robot that detects when a goblen is around

[@damienadamek678]

0:30 the fact that he actually made this one is funny

[@minami1824]

Make a robot that comments "Your idea is bad and you should feel bad." Everytime somebody comments ""Make a robot" or something similar

[@Paddy6]

Thats brilliant, it should probably react to "Make a" but that would be really funny

[@spugoge915]

Now that’s just a paradox

[@hydrochloricacid1672]

I can already tell this video is going to be ass kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4TbfYiqiddmq7c

[@Epic_Duck]

@@hydrochloricacid1672 fuck off with your self promo

[@kashyapchonekar5437]

Is that a JoJo's reference?

[@Whom_]

A robot that threatens anybody that tries to unplug it or turn it off.

[@matthewjeffery9434]

this

[@EnderGamesMC]

And then plug that robot in at Target

[@fuizipra]

It has a tazer.

[@tullywaters9732]

I feel like I've seen this before, a box with a moving tentacle, with a knife strapped to it, the switch is in reach of the knife, that's this exact machine

[@BatteredNuts]

what about anyone who tries to turn it on or plug it in!

[@curlyfries1013]

Micheal: makes a video Target: "Ahhh s@#$ here we go again"

[@Y0B0YSYLAS]

you should make a doll that makes screams every time that you touch it

[@BananaSlothGames]

Make a robot that detects when your wife is cheating on you and automatically files for divorce

[@mariixd6947]

Smart

[@mariahandbeibhinn]

This is actually how the Monsters Inc. universe works.

[@young_kind2209]

Dude I forgot what ur profile pics name is but cool dude

[@mariahandbeibhinn]

@@young_kind2209 It's called the mandelbrot set. Johnathan Coulton has a really great song about it.

[@albertoc.2702]

Well, not exactly... In the monsters inc universe, the microwave would run entirely because of the noise. In this video, the microwave already runs without the noise, but when someone scream the microwave heats.

[@opninjadude9__513]

@@albertoc.2702 r/woooosh

[@chadpickett8154]

@@albertoc.2702 Actually their screams cause those battery cells to charge. There isn't any way for us to know what's happening inside the tanks. In the end of the movie laughter makes them charge too just like how any loud noise makes the microwave work, so it's totally believable that the scream is just a triggering mechanism to make the batteries activate and start generating electricity to store. If you were to I don't know, buy a monsters inc battery bank off Amazon and hook it up to a unit with the same coding and microphone set up as the microwave and put it between the charge port and the wall where you'd charge it normally you could essentially have a fully functional monsters inc scream to charge container. Or laugh too charge container if you want to be gay about it.

[@catkook543]

A robot that says "Your idea is bad and you should feel bad"

[@jacobarmstrong9222]

i hope ludwig enjoys this scream powered microwave

[@alexferguson5346]

"Can we do it?" "No" "Is that like a no?"

[@azics7682]

You forgot the part were she tells him that they should have asked

[@yogwaves9935]

Bitch got mad

[@MouseGoat]

@@azics7682 I mean they should have. its actually really bad for youtube when youtubers do stuff like this without asking permission. Even tho i like him that not okay things to do.

[@alexbriscoe2879]

Nekogami-Crystal they weren’t hurting anyone calm down

[@checkmyplaylist6879]

Now I can scream at 3AM to make my burrito

[@garrettgregor5302]

That’s beautiful

[@Stuff3602]

Exactly

[@CaptainApathetic]

Screaming at my Microwave at 3AM Challenge|GONE WRONG|GONE SEXUAL

[@AFrame06]

Yeah you can’t snekely open the freezer door to get the burrito out tho

[@HeartsteelGaming]

@@oddacity5883 only Imallex can use a microwave Snakily

[@chajas5529]

"Hey, can make a type of robot-"

[@playingbw]

Pre video ad: “Our philosophy is that all experts need a good home, with a calm lifestyle” Michel reevs: *flips his table in an attic in the first 2 seconds of the video*

[@nosaj4116]

Michael when he first started: "Im super open to suggestions" Michael now: "Your idea is terrible and you should feel bad about yourself"

[@Ren-hx2cl]

Nosaj 411 I swear he used one of the comments ideas taser camera

[@sackout2947]

@@Ren-hx2cl he did, he tased like 5 people using it

[@pogfection787]

@@sackout2947 9 he tased 9 people.

[@winswind2823]

" trip and hurt youself - all of you "

[@dannyb.2911]

He’s the Elon musk of bad ideas

[@Trashley652]

Robot that uses text prediction and text to speech to constantly interrupt you when you speak and try to finish your sentences.

[@Marcszer0]

THE BEST.

[@cerealssbu7545]

oh. oh no.

[@jacobbroosh3386]

Straight up good idea

[@ratBSTRD]

This is actually pretty good

[@prestongoodman1357]

i want this to happen... NOW

[@Chloedasher]

Make a TV that automatically turns the volume up so that you can hear it when people are talking more talking=more volume

[@IdiotWithNo_S_key]

This is perfect for my sisters in a horror game. Heating up hot pockets while playing an horror game, now thats epic

[@Parkwad]

Make a toaster that refuses to cook for william. Just him though. He is not allowed a toaster. Don’t even buy a new one.

[@synphilia4776]

Toaster: fuck this guy in particular. No toast for you and your soggy ham sandwich

[@bubbly6379]

This.

[@why7782]

This.

[@ADRdaniel]

Actually decent idea

[@Parkwad]

Not decent, its a stupid idea

[@assult78]

You should make a microwave that screams at you when ever you cook something

[@gregmendoza7833]

- xXx-C17 - your idea is bad and you should feel bad

[@rockyloccgarage2040]

Mine came like that

[@BlzrTV]

Yes

[@mrbirdba]

*Microwave: Become Human*

[@themmmm8465]

so basically Gordon Ramsey

[@dynadoo6430]

make a robot that sends a fire cracker at someones face

[@dristenbiehn650]

Thanks Michael

[@neonishere123]

**parents arguing** Me: **slowly pushes the microwave in their room**

[@Meleydud]

Hahahhahhhahhhahaahahhagaa

[@fool8003]

Underrated comment

[@Sokos-Stupid-Masterpiece]

Pssssshhhhhhh huh sorry I'm just gotta finish this pop tart

[@KaynesHerping]

Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

[@olgau.781]

XD

[@demdrumsandguitar8208]

Pissed off Target worker: You should’ve at least asked. Michael: .......Can W Pissed off Target worker: NO!

[@edwardzamora3117]

Off*

[@pattdmdj]

oof

[@celestrialz]

@@siavoushavesta5324 no this is Patrick

[@demdrumsandguitar8208]

Siavoush Avesta good eye man didn’t catch that I think I typed too fast

[@oORoxas13Oo]

When you miss the point.

[@peeepeepoopooman4644]

An adaptation of the robot that tells you bad robot ideas, a display that says and shows comments with shitty ideas like mine upon the push of a button somewhere else on your desk.

[@fruittree1670]

“How could target kick us out? Very easily is the answer” 😂

[@theunidentifiedchannel]

I don't know if I can communicate how uncomfortable that target scene made me.

[@larbmining]

The Unidentified Channel “can we do it” “No” I died 😂

[@cdills3454]

Tbh the target workers seemed like a holes

[@injusticevii]

make a robot that tazers target employees when they take cords out of the socket

[@zhurs-mom]

Sovket that tazed whoever dare look at it

[@Piggy-np7rj]

FLIPPIN ILLEGAL YOU IDIOTS

[@someyeeterontheblock2421]

@@Piggy-np7rj calm down

[@kalesalad.02]

Oracle VII thanks for making me wheeze 😂

[@injusticevii]

@@Piggy-np7rj I hear you piggy ,I hear you ..We'll flip AND tazer the employees

[@rainbowyoshi2748]

That microwave is talking in Morse code

[@SootiestJarl519]

This amount of effort is really something

[@Weaverbeats]

>You guys should have at least asked >Can... Can we do it? >NO

[@Rageem4005]

Weaver Beats so that’s like a no

[@BedardJ]

I’m still laughing at that part. They definitely would’ve said no even if they asked before hahah

[@Gunboy122]

Absolute soccer mom

[@blankfist2921]

Dis aint 4chan fam

[@chippym8316]

> fishtext

[@vincentdancel2253]

A really mean gps that ruins your self-esteem when u make a wrong turn

[@S0L4RE]

vincent dancel this is a golden idea

[@Winterbug068]

*doesnt turn * GPS: "you are an absolute waste of oxygen. Nobody will ever love you. Your own mother wishes she never met your father just because you were the child they had. Everyone hates you, and you should too."

[@elpollo5252]

Ouch lol

[@FloofyTanker]

Great idea

[@officiallywide8846]

Mint

[@disfrutadordelinternetgene6711]

0:25 i love that hnnjn

[@TheDailyKnife009]

A GPS that purposely sends you in the wrong direction and shames you for not being there on time

[@owen323]

"Popcorn." "Popcorn? How is your lung capacity?"

[@2036za]

@@soup8170 and he give me the succ!

[@ranaidoAR]

Hi @owen

[@kerimmededovic1397]

Play an earrape

[@immortalgamingyt6182]

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[@thequagablesire]

I can just imagine the guy... "Where the f**k are you parents?! Who ARE your parents??? I'm calling child protection services, its time to stop!!!"

[@grumpygamerSNZY]

So basically nordVPN makes my microwave not work, why would I want that.

[@tezcatlipxca]

grumpygamerSNZY nord vpn only disables shitty microwaves

[@tezcatlipxca]

wink wink

[@fqqx1188]

Nicadman V true

[@Justee7983]

“I scream, you scream, we all scream for *MICROWAVE* “

[@-8Rose]

I loved when he took it to vidcon and made everyone scream

[@gabe_dunn]

Honestly just put the screaming Roomba in this microwave, turn it on, and when it bumps the edge it causes its own death.

[@thunderdriver8971]

This is big brain time

[@masoncoates1583]

And the roomba might explode

[@tropical_2034]

enlightened

[@sfsaviation]

He should add sensors to the rumba and make it so it’s only purpose in life is to find the highest place it can get to and roll of,and if it doesn’t experience the sweet release of death is screams and curses

[@beastlymace2214]

Yes

[@laurenlizzbeth]

“You should have at least asked.” “Can we do it?” “NO”

[@ethan-xs8pe]

is that like a no?

[@l.m.5974]

She was so mean

[@drivedonniedrive]

what a bitch.

[@laurenlizzbeth]

Y’all she’s just doing her job relaaaax. It’s true he should have asked, and maybe she could have been more lenient but there’s no reason to be rude lol

[@leechion2933]

3 years later. Make a robot for a mail slot that launches the mail out like a frizbee when the mail man delivers it

[@macncheese9202]

You should build a robot that commits heinous war crimes and then acts like it’s a prank, similarly to the “prankster” that got shot

[@kylayu3613]

michael in 2017: “I’m super open to suggestions” michael in 2019: “your idea is bad and you should feel bad”

[@dantethewanderer4989]

@@caity1635 It's not that he doesn't appreciate us, he's just tired of seeing constant suggestions that are even worse than his own

[@danielled8665]

He’s been on the internet long enough now. He’s become bitter and jaded. As have we all who must witness humanity, and the swarms of people who think they are clever or individual, but are in fact telling you the same exact joke in the same exact way as twenty other people earlier that day alone. Working folding clothes: “you must do that in your sleep!” “I’d like to take you home to fold my closets!” “Wow, *that* must be a full time job!” Every day. Every week, at least three times each. Usually more. For Ten Years.

[@bigsweatyboy1]

@@danielled8665 p a i n

[@TheBlankOneIsMe]

@@bigsweatyboy1 *M O R E P A I N*

[@bigsweatyboy1]

@@TheBlankOneIsMe mild abdominal pain