I Turned 1-Star Toys into Military Nightmares

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William Osman

William Osman

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@MarkRober
@MarkRober 6 ай бұрын
That was not on my bingo card for potential Turret hacks. Heat seeking element was actually pretty sick.
@gracieloufreebush4899
@gracieloufreebush4899 6 ай бұрын
you are enabling him mr rober, and we love you for it
@luke_mckay
@luke_mckay 6 ай бұрын
Phallus-seeking, actually
@nuclearsu
@nuclearsu 6 ай бұрын
I bet you regret letting him say and do anything for the sponsored segment lol
@IPlay2MuchMinecraft
@IPlay2MuchMinecraft 6 ай бұрын
I remember when William’s channel was bigger that yours. Seems a little silly now tho.
@mytoesis5759
@mytoesis5759 6 ай бұрын
just know you’re supporting his military nightmares
@KamiKarl
@KamiKarl 6 ай бұрын
Making a flamethrower heat activated is the most William thing ever.
@EthanHannemann
@EthanHannemann 6 ай бұрын
Open sauce will be Chaos with that thing
@Wrappedinhair
@Wrappedinhair 6 ай бұрын
Most on-brand thing he did since lasercut Vin Diesel
@LordHonkInc
@LordHonkInc 6 ай бұрын
@@Wrappedinhair oh man, that was a great one xD
@johndeaux8815
@johndeaux8815 6 ай бұрын
Other than a heat seeking attack drone 😂
@lawnmowerdude
@lawnmowerdude 6 ай бұрын
@@Wrappedinhairmade out of ham.
@Brandonator24
@Brandonator24 6 ай бұрын
17:18 "Dude it's a drone that tracks a light that's pretty cool" William programmed a moth
@greencanner4284
@greencanner4284 6 ай бұрын
Or a Laser Guided Bomb, really just depends on how you look at it
@KoboretaMiruku
@KoboretaMiruku 6 ай бұрын
@@greencanner4284 what I've taken from this is a moth is a laser guided bomb
@georgeh5075
@georgeh5075 6 ай бұрын
​@@KoboretaMiruku A laser guided moth would be a psychological weapon
@greencanner4284
@greencanner4284 6 ай бұрын
@@KoboretaMiruku pretty much, the seeker on an LGB is just like 4 or 5 photodiodes with an optical filter over them so they an only see the laser point
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 6 ай бұрын
Just call it biomimicry and it'll draw all the investors.
@TEEDUBS
@TEEDUBS 6 ай бұрын
"That's how I ended up with you" got me. 10/10 Dad joke.
@QueenOfDump
@QueenOfDump 5 ай бұрын
10/10 indeed
@JustinSylvest
@JustinSylvest 3 ай бұрын
​​@@QueenOfDumpThat is insane😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@LuisGabrielTeixeiraGonçalves
@LuisGabrielTeixeiraGonçalves 2 ай бұрын
20/10 it's fr💀💀💀💀
@Crazyburger-w7z
@Crazyburger-w7z 2 ай бұрын
Lol
@asher5048
@asher5048 6 ай бұрын
When the knife flew off the piston I immediately thought “thank goodness the baby isn’t in there” and sure enough it cuts to his baby activating the piston knife right after lol
@Redcraft7578
@Redcraft7578 6 ай бұрын
Well, it wasn’t really aimed at the baby, so….
@emptyforrest
@emptyforrest 6 ай бұрын
@@Redcraft7578 also, babies are really small targets and thus really hard to hit,
@rc-fannl7364
@rc-fannl7364 6 ай бұрын
I'd like to quote Jimmy from Jimmy's World airplane channel: "What could possibly go wrong?"
@vyruss000
@vyruss000 6 ай бұрын
Potato is super cute
@THE_ONE_TRUE_JESTER
@THE_ONE_TRUE_JESTER 6 ай бұрын
"Screw Screw Screw Screw, It's how I ended up with you"
@PracticalEngineeringChannel
@PracticalEngineeringChannel 6 ай бұрын
ill take the dew
@Joseph_Leroy
@Joseph_Leroy 6 ай бұрын
Damn beat me to it
@Wyvernnnn
@Wyvernnnn 6 ай бұрын
I didn't think you had that Chaos in you
@Conessay
@Conessay 6 ай бұрын
let him cook 🙏🙏
@JustinAlexanderBell
@JustinAlexanderBell 6 ай бұрын
No I want it, I'll turn the bottle into a coolant tank.
@Blake2000
@Blake2000 6 ай бұрын
I'll take the bottle of body temperature liquid 🙋‍♂️
@niemandfaxenmindestlohn
@niemandfaxenmindestlohn 6 ай бұрын
William. The guy who lost his house to a fire and used a flamethrower on a wooden table in his new home
@EricMJWebster
@EricMJWebster 6 ай бұрын
My man is a little unhinged and owns it 😅
@uDaniels
@uDaniels 6 ай бұрын
based renter behavior
@eli3998
@eli3998 6 ай бұрын
*a heat activated flame thrower
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 6 ай бұрын
The fire wouldn't dare attack twice.
@spammus1
@spammus1 6 ай бұрын
Well they do say to fight fire with fire
@rjtimmerman2861
@rjtimmerman2861 6 ай бұрын
7:00 "Screw, screw, screw, screw, it's how I ended up with you" and cutting to the baby was diabolically funny
@carazy123_
@carazy123_ 6 ай бұрын
9:36 “How many nightmare points?” “I don’t-I-ha-h-ih-what’s wrong with you??”
@Xenoray1
@Xenoray1 6 ай бұрын
divorce papers: filed
@tiduszk
@tiduszk 2 ай бұрын
Alternative title: William Osman repeatedly traumatizes his wife with various murder robots.
@shockdoggo6889
@shockdoggo6889 6 ай бұрын
>turns a baby doll that sh*ts itself into a flamethrower >the flames come out of the mouth
@BlitzzingArts
@BlitzzingArts 6 ай бұрын
One is a William Osman invention, the other is me after Mexican food
@VoltisArt
@VoltisArt 6 ай бұрын
Reeves would have had the flames coming out the other end. He also would have made it swear.
@leaffinite2001
@leaffinite2001 6 ай бұрын
​@@VoltisArt or be activated by swearing
@trevorhaddox6884
@trevorhaddox6884 6 ай бұрын
BigCliveDotCom already put a firework in a doll's rear some years ago.
@coloradoduckling1174
@coloradoduckling1174 6 ай бұрын
William is Sid from Toy Story
@GingerPale
@GingerPale 6 ай бұрын
Really worried (excited) these toys will be combined into one flying-flamethrower-baby-knife-thrusting drone-tank that burns, slices and stabs you. But it’s the psychological damage of it also calling you old and wrinkly while it does that really pushes it to an 11/10 Which is exactly why you gotta go to open sauce
@MistyEyedMuse
@MistyEyedMuse 6 ай бұрын
I like you even more now, Mr. GingerPale. A man of science.
@definitelybored
@definitelybored 6 ай бұрын
I can very much so agree to that
@saltylmao
@saltylmao 6 ай бұрын
hi
@sleepdeprivedcactus
@sleepdeprivedcactus 6 ай бұрын
JUST WHAT AMERICA NEEDS
@Mobius_Finch
@Mobius_Finch 6 ай бұрын
Dont forget the tazer
@commandercody1210
@commandercody1210 6 ай бұрын
lockheed about to give this man a blank check
@Trunkeddetcord995
@Trunkeddetcord995 6 ай бұрын
Skunkworks about too hire him
@festivebear9946
@festivebear9946 Ай бұрын
He already worked for the government. He helped simulate the gun for the F35 jet. Kinda explains why he seems so loaded lol
@aliheja
@aliheja 6 ай бұрын
"screw, screw, glue, glue, that's how i ended up with you" 💀
@marsomatic639
@marsomatic639 6 ай бұрын
Most unhinged statement in the whole video
@AMX0013
@AMX0013 6 ай бұрын
@7:01
@BrysonTheTomato
@BrysonTheTomato 6 ай бұрын
caught me off guard
@Lilkieff
@Lilkieff 6 ай бұрын
He was talking to his kid
@FarmerFpv
@FarmerFpv 6 ай бұрын
@@marsomatic639 You're kidding, right? Did you not get it or something?
@anon_y_mousse
@anon_y_mousse 6 ай бұрын
Heat seeking, knife wielding tank is definitely a 10 out of 10 nightmare. That you had the baby in your arms and still activated it is a 100 out of 10 nightmare.
@itstybear
@itstybear 6 ай бұрын
For real I was like “please remove the baby” in my head 😅
@PMtoAM
@PMtoAM 6 ай бұрын
Quite possibly sheer heart attack from jojos pt4
@raphaelmorgan2307
@raphaelmorgan2307 6 ай бұрын
the baby's face when the knife shot out 😭
@hantront
@hantront 6 ай бұрын
Safety first man. Did you expect him to activate it WITHOUT some sort of shielding equipment or something?
@chrispham6599
@chrispham6599 6 ай бұрын
​@@raphaelmorgan2307I can't blame her! I really REALLY can't blame her showing major discomfort. Because at least she's developing self preservation, a personality trait that I can only assume inherited from mom
@asger123_8
@asger123_8 6 ай бұрын
Heat seeking toy tank that stabs everything close to the ground made by a man with a newborn in the house
@matthewtalbot-paine7977
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 6 ай бұрын
And he show the new born how to activate it!
@AlexM-xj7qd
@AlexM-xj7qd 6 ай бұрын
😅
@mittensk44
@mittensk44 5 ай бұрын
666 likes lol
@sugnidingus
@sugnidingus 5 ай бұрын
​@@matthewtalbot-paine7977and told us how he made it
@bencenagy6638
@bencenagy6638 6 ай бұрын
I love how the doll could be an even better working nightmare, it just takes a line or two of code. It just needs to clamp the signal so if the laser temp senses more than a certain value it just starts a timer or ignores the new triggers.
@veritasium
@veritasium 6 ай бұрын
See ya there!
@rubikscuber9277
@rubikscuber9277 6 ай бұрын
I will be there!
@existentialguy21
@existentialguy21 6 ай бұрын
yoo veritasium 🔥🔥
@kendrickamoroso6474
@kendrickamoroso6474 6 ай бұрын
nice one ❤
@Michaeldoesdrumsofficial
@Michaeldoesdrumsofficial Ай бұрын
hey how's it going?
@sunnysonne2957
@sunnysonne2957 6 ай бұрын
Not only did you have a baby activate a contraption you knew fully capable of flinging knives, you gave it heatseeking and almost let it loose on your self. 10/10 nightmare
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@EEEEEEEE 6 ай бұрын
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@tnarg9561
@tnarg9561 6 ай бұрын
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@Seedwreck
@Seedwreck Ай бұрын
What’s the point of an immature comment like this?
@marcoling2173
@marcoling2173 6 ай бұрын
That stabby tank is definitely nightmare material. An all-terrain hunk of metal strapped with a powerful stabby weapon slowly but surely coming at you, regardless of day or night, ready to cause non-fatal but incapacitating injuries and excruciating pain by obliterating your ankles, is surely a 10/10 nightmare.
@TytusNg
@TytusNg 6 ай бұрын
He should have replaced the blade with some fireworks with extra gunpowder
@xxdausxx200
@xxdausxx200 5 ай бұрын
That drone is basically the same type of thing the military is using in their new swarm weapon Scariest one hands down all it needs is boom
@thestrangeguy6084
@thestrangeguy6084 6 ай бұрын
Todays Video features: Disguising a Military Object as a civilian Object: (Perfidy under Section 37(1) of A.P. 1 of the geneva Convention) Making an autonomous Millitary Robot without target discrimination: (UN-Convention against Weapons with either excessively injourious or indiscrimate effect) The meme thing (Good taste) Making a terminal guidance seeker (International Traffic in Arms Regulations Part 121 on Ammunition and Guidance) All in all a solid 7/10 in terms of military nightmares
@nolanbaker2360
@nolanbaker2360 6 ай бұрын
Civilians can't commit war crimes It's just a list of ideas for us lol
@sortaspicey9278
@sortaspicey9278 6 ай бұрын
​@nolanbaker2360 🤓🤓🤓🤓
@duskpede5146
@duskpede5146 6 ай бұрын
@@nolanbaker2360 well if you keep committing enough of them they stop considering you a civilian
@PlatypusBillDuck
@PlatypusBillDuck 6 ай бұрын
"ITAR? I don't!" - William Osman probably
@sunnysonne2957
@sunnysonne2957 6 ай бұрын
​@duskpede5146 that's not true at all! We still call Canadians civilians don't we?
@marsultra
@marsultra 6 ай бұрын
Will: Makes a heat seeking knife. Makes body heated target Turns it on. Forgets he also has body heat. Tank: Target acquired!
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 6 ай бұрын
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@NocturnalTyphlosion
@NocturnalTyphlosion 6 ай бұрын
こっちを見ろ。
@rjtimmerman2861
@rjtimmerman2861 6 ай бұрын
I was looking for a comment about this, man almost got shanked himself😭
@bittertentacles
@bittertentacles 6 ай бұрын
Leaving a comment because you didn't say "US Only" and I can't think of anything funnier than making you mail a bottle of mountain dew all the way to Japan.
@RedstoneMiner18
@RedstoneMiner18 6 ай бұрын
Lmaooo
@MIFTY-BOI
@MIFTY-BOI 6 ай бұрын
this is genius
@luckyshark32
@luckyshark32 6 ай бұрын
US mountain dew is banned in Japan I think? Might be wrong...
@oddlem
@oddlem 6 ай бұрын
I live in south america and I was half considering asking lmao, except I hate how mountain dew tastes so I didn't think it was worth
@rnts08
@rnts08 6 ай бұрын
If not Japan, try to Vietnam.
@gsleazy1975
@gsleazy1975 5 ай бұрын
What I see here is not a KZbinr. What we are witnessing is a simple man, a woman who deeply cares for her family, and his willingness to always feloniously extract her fight or flight responses. I'm absolutely enamored with your toiling away to get only begrudgingly received by your spouse. You're a champ keep it up bud ❤
@Seedwreck
@Seedwreck Ай бұрын
Wow, I have no clue how to understand this. He likes making her scared is way easier to say? Very odd comment
@nicocolarusso5770
@nicocolarusso5770 6 ай бұрын
"What's wrong with you" should have been worth bonus nightmare points on it's own! That tank was a genuine nightmare and way worse than the baby!
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 6 ай бұрын
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@brennanruiz1803
@brennanruiz1803 6 ай бұрын
"What is wrong with you?" idk but she still married him
@Seedwreck
@Seedwreck Ай бұрын
What
@KoboretaMiruku
@KoboretaMiruku 6 ай бұрын
9:28 i love how knife tank was clearly the most dangerous and he angled the knife off center before caretaker came in the room
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs 6 ай бұрын
Mom!! He’s back!! Creating deadly weapons again!
@BKiffy
@BKiffy 6 ай бұрын
what becoming a father does to a man
@curtquill8413
@curtquill8413 6 ай бұрын
They need to grow up faster
@Haarschmuckfachgeschafttadpole
@Haarschmuckfachgeschafttadpole 6 ай бұрын
He's pretty active on his second channel
@pdillenburg
@pdillenburg 6 ай бұрын
@@HaarschmuckfachgeschafttadpoleYou mean his main channel?
@sheeps4485
@sheeps4485 6 ай бұрын
911 likes
@Dragorage10111
@Dragorage10111 6 ай бұрын
This is like what probably what Sid from Toy Story would have done if he didn’t changed his ways
@Garguler
@Garguler 6 ай бұрын
No way, William has decided to post a video on his second chanel.
@glorbog
@glorbog 6 ай бұрын
We have to take what we can get unfortunately. 😞
@goldensloth7
@goldensloth7 6 ай бұрын
@@glorbog No, stop. do not.
@adfaklsdjf
@adfaklsdjf 6 ай бұрын
💥 roasted
@glorbog
@glorbog 6 ай бұрын
@@goldensloth7 please, can you don't.
@Chronicallywitty
@Chronicallywitty 6 ай бұрын
Dude, I didn’t even notice which channel this was on. 😂😂
@WaterjetChannel
@WaterjetChannel 6 ай бұрын
Babe wake up William Osman is still alive
@suiway
@suiway 6 ай бұрын
Everyone put on your safety squints!
@GraveTypeBed
@GraveTypeBed 6 ай бұрын
I love how the baby is clearly horrified of the piston shank, and William is having a celebration. Missed these videos.
@TiernanWilkinson
@TiernanWilkinson 2 ай бұрын
2:57 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
@Skipper_4d
@Skipper_4d Ай бұрын
Ok…
@AmarettoTheFurry
@AmarettoTheFurry Ай бұрын
Magos!!!!! Adeptus Mechanicus!!!!!
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 6 ай бұрын
You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for tank with a shank.
@gsleazy1975
@gsleazy1975 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Magmafrost13
@Magmafrost13 6 ай бұрын
I think a robot that exclusively shoots at your crotch is already psychological warfare tbh
@gsleazy1975
@gsleazy1975 5 ай бұрын
😢
@DtrDisco
@DtrDisco 6 ай бұрын
The fact he made Sheer Heart Attack a real thing is kinda impressive.
@NocturnalTyphlosion
@NocturnalTyphlosion 6 ай бұрын
シアーハートアタックに弱点はない。
@Aetherismə
@Aetherismə 6 ай бұрын
ゴゴゴゴ
@mutt7883
@mutt7883 6 ай бұрын
"LOOK OVER HERE!"
@imjustsomeguy72
@imjustsomeguy72 Ай бұрын
6:44 Baby: I regret my decisions to this point.
@bulbasaur153
@bulbasaur153 6 ай бұрын
8:22 "A body-temperature liquid" is a very suspicious way to phrase that while holding a bottle of yellow.
@sadbriansadbrian
@sadbriansadbrian 6 ай бұрын
7:01 “screw screw screw it’s how i ended up with you” got me💀 LMAO
@vrgamer6644
@vrgamer6644 6 ай бұрын
Caught me off guard LOL
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 6 ай бұрын
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@GLUBSCHI
@GLUBSCHI 6 ай бұрын
An entire team of people worked on making that diaper baby toy a thing. Think about that
@orijimi
@orijimi 6 ай бұрын
I don't think these are the same product, but did anyone else seeing this have this activate their ancient memory of a commercial for a similar doll where they emphatically said "She really tinkles!"? Man, that was a wild feeling.
@johndeaux8815
@johndeaux8815 6 ай бұрын
​@orijimi yeah I vaguely recall that slogan from maybe a decade ago? Weird times 😂
@ZeroOneInfinity
@ZeroOneInfinity 6 ай бұрын
One more thing that disgusts me with this simulation we live in. Although it's pretty far down the list after things like war, corruption, greed, suffering etc...
@goldensloth7
@goldensloth7 6 ай бұрын
they got PAID tho
@dixonstroi
@dixonstroi 6 ай бұрын
AND an entire other team of people discussed it, approved it, and made asinine suggestions. Then ANOTHER team of people had to hire YET MORE TEAM*S* of people to make tv and print ads for it.
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 6 ай бұрын
William is the closest thing to a real life Dead Rising protagonist we have. Man makes life threatening death contraptions out of kids toys and duct tape on the daily💀
@austingamble2194
@austingamble2194 6 ай бұрын
Caretaker asking william if he's alright when he's in the dark maniacally laughing kills me 😂
@PetrosDelialis
@PetrosDelialis 6 ай бұрын
that was the wife
@Jadeserphant
@Jadeserphant 6 ай бұрын
@@PetrosDelialis Same, same. Lol
@Pieman6711
@Pieman6711 5 ай бұрын
@@PetrosDelialis Honestly, what wife isn't a caretaker?
@Menderrr
@Menderrr 5 ай бұрын
@@PetrosDelialisbefore he would call her his wife, he called her “caretaker”
@themetal2244
@themetal2244 6 ай бұрын
The fact that Will took the time to build a full op amp circuit for a temperature detecting proximity sensor that triggers a flamethrower instead of just using an ultrasonic sensor or LIDAR completely stunlocked me. Never change, Big Willy
@Waggles1123
@Waggles1123 6 ай бұрын
Ultrasonic or LIDAR would trigger on any moving object. Temperature detecting sensors will trigger on warm bodies. Also, it gives it a free dead band. If the flamethrower comes on and is sensed by the heat detector, that will just keep the heat detector on for a period of time (to thoroughly burn your victim) until the running average is saturated at the burning temperature, then it'll stay off for a fixed period until your running average has had time to return to ambient.
@themetal2244
@themetal2244 6 ай бұрын
@@Waggles1123 You're not wrong, but there's still trade-offs to using the temperature method. It definitely has higher design complexity, and would be difficult to tune the detection correctly to prevent false positives, which is why we see it triggering in the video on nothing. IMO, motion detection is a better approximation for detecting people, as it would be far more trivial to code and design around. Also, blasting flames at anything that moves is just funny
@rodenbeard
@rodenbeard 6 ай бұрын
"A flamethrower you can't turn off" is possibly the most William Osman invention of all time
@bradleybrewster5615
@bradleybrewster5615 6 ай бұрын
Why I love this KZbin channel…. Will literally shows a clip of the knife flying off the piston thingy and the very next clip he’s having his baby activate the piston 😂😂😂😂
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 6 ай бұрын
It’s what I love so much about this channel. His sense of humour is everywhere just like his creativity. I don’t even know if this video will get monetized with the way YT is. He’s never boring and I don’t know how ppl can write horrible stuff about him. He just radiates everything I love. Always a fun watch. And the visual jokes like what looked like pee in the bottle. The man should be treasured.
@nerdlord2288
@nerdlord2288 6 ай бұрын
that tank is horrifying. imagine walking around in the dark and you hear a little rc tank.then all the sudden you get stabbed in the ankles fall over then keep getting stabbed
@VoltisArt
@VoltisArt 6 ай бұрын
To be a military horror, it really just needs to be faster. ...okay, not dropping the knife would help.
@MyRegardsToTheDodo
@MyRegardsToTheDodo 6 ай бұрын
@@VoltisArt I mean, getting stabbed multiple times, you barely manage to get away from that thing just for it to shoot the knife at you also seems kind of horrifying.
@gavinjcooke
@gavinjcooke 6 ай бұрын
Imagine the police trying to figure out what happened when they find your dead body
@Tuco-js
@Tuco-js 6 ай бұрын
William Osman is the type of guy to see a toy and ask "Is anybody gonna turn this into a military grade weapon?" And not wait for an answer
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@EEEEEEEE 6 ай бұрын
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@worawatli8952
@worawatli8952 6 ай бұрын
He used to work with military testing equipments before doing KZbin. The man is re-living his PTSD. lol
@mickeyslim
@mickeyslim 6 ай бұрын
11:30 that just means William is packing HEAT down there
@Brianfr.
@Brianfr. 6 ай бұрын
I need picture proof
@raenfox
@raenfox 3 ай бұрын
The fact that that drone survived slamming into the ceiling and ground at full speed multiple times is actually quite impressive.
@spencerwarren8302
@spencerwarren8302 6 ай бұрын
Flamethrower baby is Wills version of Michael Reeves's Lazer baby. Good to see the danger baby project category growing over the years
@VoltisArt
@VoltisArt 6 ай бұрын
I suppose Kevin and Nigel will have to respond with lava baby and acid baby.
@spencerwarren8302
@spencerwarren8302 6 ай бұрын
@@VoltisArt I can imagine lava baby made of some poorly casted Concrete with a funnel in its head, and acid baby is just a normal baby with some glassware crammed inside
@melliferou
@melliferou 6 ай бұрын
Danger Baby goes hard as a band name
@read2write228
@read2write228 6 ай бұрын
William channeled his early Michael Reeves energy. The two switch asynchronously between "curious application of interesting science" and "actual menace to society" and I love it.
@enbycurses
@enbycurses 6 ай бұрын
no hes just crazy
@PrivateJoenes
@PrivateJoenes 6 ай бұрын
michael did do the murder drone fleet thing, but with facial tracking instead of IR tracking
@retartedfreak
@retartedfreak 6 ай бұрын
That tank is a literal murder bot lmao
@KC-Mitch
@KC-Mitch 6 ай бұрын
2:35 as a new dad myself, my kid seeing anything and sticking it straight in her mouth is too real 😂. You're straddling on "oh that's hilarious" to "oh dear God please don't die eating that!"
@daneh031
@daneh031 6 ай бұрын
I've got an easy and fun video idea that solves a common problem: always losing your beer or mixing up your old beer with a new one. Can you create a drone that holds your beer and flies it around after you, offering sips? I hope the sauce is going well - I hope to have an exhibit for next year that has something to do with a beer drone but is more "marketable, lol."
@steveraybro8769
@steveraybro8769 6 ай бұрын
3:13 “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”
@cracked_smith-qz1ez
@cracked_smith-qz1ez 6 ай бұрын
here it is, highest up mechanicus comment
@theminecraft4202
@theminecraft4202 6 ай бұрын
for the glory, of the Omnissiah
@CheeseMeat_
@CheeseMeat_ 6 ай бұрын
"I craved the strength and certainty of steel, and aspired into the blessed machine."
@ceciliorubens
@ceciliorubens 6 ай бұрын
"Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you."
@TheeShifty
@TheeShifty 6 ай бұрын
Can we just talk about engineers for a sec.. We have people like Mark, who... worked for NASA and do stuff to help trees and seas, and then we have Will and Michael who do things for CHAOS, BUT also still serve some educational purpose. I feel like it's two sides of the engineer coin and Bxtch I love both, LET ME LEARN ALL THE THINGS. I'm SO serious, yuns could post videos TRULY explaining how things really work and i'd be like yes i must watch and take notes but, i'm just a note taking kinda lady. I'm taking notes while reading The Silmarillion soo..
@matchastarcandy
@matchastarcandy 6 ай бұрын
"The tank is happy if both thermometers see something hot" *shows photo of Nigel* 😭😭😭
@MichaelSuperbacker
@MichaelSuperbacker 6 ай бұрын
Congratulations on 3 Million Subscribers!!!
@dishwasherdetergentsigma
@dishwasherdetergentsigma 6 ай бұрын
"the irs said i couldnt do tax evasion, so i turned a dyson vacuum into an orbital cannon"
@xpreame3406
@xpreame3406 6 ай бұрын
The tank first stabbed the chicken then screwed it. 10/10!!!
@kilbymorgan8626
@kilbymorgan8626 6 ай бұрын
It made its own hole
@TheGreatProphecy
@TheGreatProphecy 6 ай бұрын
bet you know about getting screwed.
@ThePoodle
@ThePoodle 6 ай бұрын
@@TheGreatProphecy I bet YOU know about getting screwed.
@TheGreatProphecy
@TheGreatProphecy 6 ай бұрын
@@ThePoodle I actually do :)
@choppermonster2176
@choppermonster2176 6 ай бұрын
@@TheGreatProphecy yourself doesn't count
@GinjaLeviathan
@GinjaLeviathan 6 ай бұрын
William becoming Sid from Toy Story "How many nightmare points" "What's wrong with you"
@WoodenCreationz
@WoodenCreationz 6 ай бұрын
Loved the video William! Heck of a line up at Opensauce this year!!! A lot of amazing people going to be there this year! 🔥
@IM2OFU
@IM2OFU 6 ай бұрын
probably the youngest person to ever have controlled a murder robot. Raising em right (up to become a supervillain)
@George_vv
@George_vv 6 ай бұрын
I have a feeling this video was supposed to come out a month ago but it's honestly fair it didn't.
@KyleLi
@KyleLi 6 ай бұрын
In all my time building drones, You have somehow built the most terrifying drone feature I’ve ever seen and flew it inside your house
@Colawotb
@Colawotb 3 ай бұрын
NO NO NO 6:45 you are not turning your son into a killer and teaching him all of this at such a young age lmao
@jaspervandenameele4834
@jaspervandenameele4834 6 ай бұрын
I love how the "actual" structure of the video is trying increasingly difficult things using IR sensor tracking and although the drone was really impressive, I think the baby is by far the most memorable haha
@PorkShark
@PorkShark 6 ай бұрын
_"Dogballs applied to General Admission to Open Sauce. A $50.00 discount is available."_
@maxcaldwell4648
@maxcaldwell4648 6 ай бұрын
William Osman doesn’t get enough credit, this guy is honestly a genius with his level of creativity and technical knowledge. Big ups to this guy.
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 6 ай бұрын
Plus just being so damn likeable and funny. How he thinks of his ideas in the first place. These were so impressive and just so fun to watch. He absolutely is a genius. I’m going through all of his content from the start and it’s just been amazing.
@LUCID_SPARE_CHANNEL
@LUCID_SPARE_CHANNEL 3 ай бұрын
0:24 AINT NO WAY U JUST CALLED MARK ROBERT’S HACK PACK TOY 1STAR
@ledrid6956
@ledrid6956 6 ай бұрын
imagine if this is how ol' willy died, i can only assume his daughter would vow vengeance on the concept of engineering itself for the rest of her life.
@Lastielion
@Lastielion 6 ай бұрын
If I know anything about supervillains she would inevitably also become Green Goblin in his legacy.
@DragonKing77146
@DragonKing77146 6 ай бұрын
She would destroy all toys r us for making her father do this
@outbakjak
@outbakjak 6 ай бұрын
This video was incredibly good, MOSTLY because I literally started crying a little when you referred to Open Sauce as the "world's greatest science fair," because you're right. Seriously. Just the idea that in the future, people who are no longer in school AND people who are, makers, people who just like making cool sh*t with engineering and electronics, could just sign up and show off the awesome stuff they made potentially for free, and it's merit-based, the idea that this could spread and open the doors for other similar events worldwide, you know.. it just really chokes me up. This is the start of a truly, incredibly beautiful thing, all jokes aside, although I love the jokes too but... thank you, William. What you made is really, really freaking cool. I love you (to Will and anyone reading this 😘)
@sysofficial
@sysofficial 6 ай бұрын
I love you too buddy. I feel you, and respect you for admitting this made you tear up a little. It takes some courage to do so, at least from my perspective, and these kind words is the reason William is still with us
@Jpnotmyname
@Jpnotmyname 6 ай бұрын
"Screw, Screw, is how i ended up with you" Will is a complete comedy god.....
@The_Remster
@The_Remster 6 ай бұрын
I like the literally 3 frames of Nate from the Internet at 0:47 it made me laugh thank you
@myaccount6216
@myaccount6216 6 ай бұрын
Nothing brings back my enthusiasm for making random projects like the bi-yearly William Osman video
@JulienCasalini
@JulienCasalini 6 ай бұрын
17:23 "Everything I built in this video is coming with me at open sauce" Oh no
@Londrino
@Londrino 6 ай бұрын
"We have Open Sauce at home" Open Sauce at home: Actually... pretty neat!
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 6 ай бұрын
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@SalPizzurro
@SalPizzurro 6 ай бұрын
If Sid from Toy Story had a KZbin channel
@theredravens7330
@theredravens7330 6 ай бұрын
what ice age did you watch wtf
@jadeeliss
@jadeeliss 6 ай бұрын
i’d like to take this opportunity to voice my personal “scammed by a toy commercial” story. it was this weird robotic dog, i think maybe littlest pet shop brand(it had a big head like those dolls). in the commercial it was advertised as a pool toy that could swim and do a doggy paddle, when i got it and tried it out the giant head made it flip over everytime. idk how they got footage for the commercial, it was convincing
@shadowtrell9961
@shadowtrell9961 6 ай бұрын
Toys to military weapons? Oh, that's the plot of that 90s movie Small Soldiers. I like that movie. EDIT: William Osman is just Sid from Toy Story.
@VikingTeddy
@VikingTeddy 6 ай бұрын
The Ukies did it too. Every single toy that had sensors or radio was either stripped for parts or modified in to something deadly in the first month of the kerfuffle. Not by the military mind you, just guys like William who saw a chance to play mad scientist :)
@UbberMapper
@UbberMapper 4 ай бұрын
The subtle wink he gave when talking about how he can do and say whatever he wants ROFL....also, when the tank got through attaching the bottle of "body temp fluid" (that is hilarious) and turned on its creator, i honestly freaked out for a minute before laughing hysterically.
@vern219
@vern219 6 ай бұрын
The algorithm showed me this today and I am so thankful, subscribed, also as a fellow dad, your baby pushing the button and aftermath was hilarious, and the Nile reference was so funny
@4RILDIGITAL
@4RILDIGITAL 6 ай бұрын
The way you crafted these into what can only be described as "atrocity against humanity" is plainly delightful in an oddly satisfying way. Your ingenuity is highly appreciated.
@woahdudeitsme9742
@woahdudeitsme9742 6 ай бұрын
"What do you think?" Baby *dubstep sounds*
@hubertnnn
@hubertnnn 6 ай бұрын
You missed the perfect opportunity of hiding that doll's igniter inside something that looks like a cigarette. This way it would look much more gangsta
@Joao-pm8je
@Joao-pm8je 6 ай бұрын
9:36 How many nightmare points? 🤗 “…what is wrong with you? 😖”
@blaineburgess
@blaineburgess 6 ай бұрын
im 90% sure Michael Reeves is in a alt category of 'Science KZbinr' that fits into something like 'Someone i'm glad wasn't alive to be hired by the Germans in the 40's Science KZbinr'
@camwing
@camwing 6 ай бұрын
Prediction: The "I'm gonna spend the next week" line will be dramatically inaccurate
@themightnight6480
@themightnight6480 6 ай бұрын
You should try factorio
@nathanbradley5262
@nathanbradley5262 5 ай бұрын
I went to Open Sauce #2 @ Cow Palace & had the time of my life! Thank you William! I'll be your 'Little Willy' for life. ;)
@lexicase8805
@lexicase8805 6 ай бұрын
7:06 glue glue screw screw its how i ended up with you 😂 omg im dying. I needed this laughter so much today thankyou for brightening my day Will 😊
@kieran.grant_
@kieran.grant_ 5 ай бұрын
So entirely out of pocket, lol
@picasso8306
@picasso8306 6 ай бұрын
“Big Ass Metal Piston Spike” -Michael Reeves
@shadam_free
@shadam_free 6 ай бұрын
6:26 - Wow, thats dangerous, I'm glad the baby is not in the room. 6:35 - I'm calling Child Protection Services
@themecoptera9258
@themecoptera9258 18 күн бұрын
I like how he was surprised when the stabbing robot tried to stab him.
@ShadowZephyr326
@ShadowZephyr326 6 ай бұрын
I was not expecting Backyard to throw ass like that
@Girvo747
@Girvo747 6 ай бұрын
I'll be in my bunk...
@potatosordfighter666
@potatosordfighter666 6 ай бұрын
How many nightmare points? "What's wrong with you?"
@TryAgainFPV
@TryAgainFPV 6 ай бұрын
As an fpv drone pilot of 6 years... the footage inside was more terrifying than i think other people might realize hahaha this was a great video.
@Lizlodude
@Lizlodude 6 ай бұрын
Same 😂. I'm just watching thinking did he enable RTP... lol nope. Or airmode apparently. I'm so used to the sound of props hitting trees and rock that the clang of the chandelier just sounds so wrong. I really wanna find some building to fly my 5" in now though... like one of those houses that are condemned and they just let teenagers come in and trash everything before knocking it down. Wonder if it can get through a piece of drywall...
@Build-On560
@Build-On560 6 ай бұрын
0:43 im so glad all the science youtubers arent evil
@ahumanbeing4384
@ahumanbeing4384 6 ай бұрын
8:33 bro almost casually stabbed himself in the junk
@dylanable309
@dylanable309 6 ай бұрын
Wills gonna get CPS called on him. Next video: tricking CPS
@Seedwreck
@Seedwreck Ай бұрын
CPS for what? Pressing a button? Comment elsewhere
@roberttalada5196
@roberttalada5196 6 ай бұрын
5:55 is the most genuinely unhinged and terrifying William ever.
@bakicci
@bakicci 6 ай бұрын
caretaker in these videos adds so much i love it
@Theplasmakid
@Theplasmakid 6 ай бұрын
William:"Screw Screw Screw Screw, thats how i ended up with you" The baby:💀💀
@yourself9525
@yourself9525 6 ай бұрын
glue glue glue glue
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