Godzilla vs. Kong Pitch Meeting

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

This is exactly the kind of movie Pitch Meeting was created for.

[@goldfishprime]

Couldn't decide between which comment you should post so you went with both, huh?

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

@@goldfishprime Yes

[@peanusbenis5631]

You mean this was the exact kind of Pitch Meeting the movie was created for.

[@grandmacat406]

nothing in that movie made sense

[@ceecue5367]

This and The Fast & The Furious movies

[@adamw.5491]

She taught Kong sign language without anyone noticing, in a facility dedicated to tracking all of Kong’s actions.... “Very sneaky educator” My thoughts exactly.

[@najahshikamaru620]

Actually the woman taught Kong sign language he just never responded to her

[@elharvey5032]

I was under the impression that the Iwi Natives for generations were the ones who taught Kong the sign language

[@ChrisB_517]

@@elharvey5032 The natives on the island who didn't speak English taught Kong AMERICAN sign language?

[@awesomeness1116]

@@elharvey5032 yeah I got that too, that is if Kong already knew sign language

[@fedupgamer9075]

Well, Millie Bobby Brown and her two flunkies were almost killed by "Number 10" in the middle of this humongous observatory and none of the people watching saw them...Amazing!

[@hunterkiller1440]

You can slow down Mechagodzilla by spilling alcohol on the controls? That's how hangovers works, right? I'm not sure if it works that way. Get off my back.

[@shravan1005]

Alcohol induced computers are TIGHT!

[@Сайтамен]

@@shravan1005 I think my computer is one of them because sometimes it's definitely drunk...

[@angelocruz4322]

@@shravan1005 s1,

[@shravan1005]

@Aryan Banyal pretty careless for a company dealing with monsters and kaiju robots

[@TheTendouSouji87]

@@shravan1005 to be fair they thought they were pretty much invincible there, they figured they were shielded from titans and probably were, because in this universe no one attacks Hong Kong without reason, either it’s a titan or Dinobots

[@coryv5679]

I laughed so hard when Kong magically climbed 2,100 miles up through a hole to the center of the Earth in less than a minute... Kong is the freaking Flash.

[@luffytaro1237]

kong didn't climbed, kong jumped and fall. Remember it's upside down

[@ReuvenWhite]

Also what stopped Godzilla from blasting him while he was climbing the perfectly sized laser hole?

[@jacksonmorris4979]

@@luffytaro1237 Even with that logic, Kong still climbed 1,500 miles. He would have only fell half way before needing to climb effectively 1 handed

[@aaddiis45021]

@@ReuvenWhite godzilla want fair figt

[@jacksonmorris4979]

@@aaddiis45021 He openly attacked Kong while he was chained to a ship in the middle of the ocean?

[@EvilRidingHood]

“And then Godzilla’s gonna be like ‘HEHEHEHEHE’” It sounds funny when Ryan says it, but if you haven’t seen the movie, Godzilla actually LEGIT smiles and laughs during the Hong Kong scene and it’s pretty freaky lol.

[@austincower778]

Seen and was like sure he's sentient and all but he can't smile, that's a human thing. Guess i was wrong.

[@GuitaristFrankCC]

The way it's made is probably intentional that he laughs but when you look at the face of a cat from below, their cheeks make it looks like they laugh. This could be the case the way Godzilla's mouth is shape and the angle you look at it. Now of course he had some proudness in his face from hitting Kong and the "he he he" roar could have just pass as a variant of all the roars he makes. But yeah, defenitly intentional.

[@austincower778]

@@GuitaristFrankCC Ok Reddit user 😏 What you saying makes perfectly sense, but in real life. If you go back and rewatch the the movie (which I did) at 1:24:30 you will definitely see he's laughing, and not a pretty laugh either, more like a villain. This laugh is definitely intentional cause it's a CGI movie and everything is intended, hence the director wanted that.

[@thatryanguy]

Yeah, he laughed after blasting King Kong in the 1962 version too. They were referencing it.

[@austintrousdale2397]

He would’ve twirled his funny mustache, too, IF HE COULD GROW ONE. 😟

[@zenergetic_8299]

The amount of “Sure, I don’t care” lines in this makes it that much funnier.

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Legendary: Wait how can a Giant Ape climb from the Mantle to the Crust in under a few minutes. Godzilla and Kong:* Fighting Everyone and Legendary: what were we talking about.

[@queenpeppyclaws6676]

takes me back to the super mario movie pitch meeting

[@zenergetic_8299]

@@queenpeppyclaws6676 I literally watch the Mario one after this by coincidence and was dying with all of the “I don’t, I don’t care” lines lol

[@queenpeppyclaws6676]

@@zenergetic_8299 yeah they're hilarious! xD

[@hashimirasama]

I'm gonna need you to go all the way off my back with that...

[@willvgo2950]

"He’s kind of a savior to the people he didn’t personally step on."

[@haiqal5333]

Literally every superhero or hero ever

[@ejanisbored5702]

Yea seriously it’s just Superman in man of steel

[@ash-gr3gr]

@@ejanisbored5702 bro if superman wasn't there 7 billion people would have been dead so i don't think this logic applied on man of steel and second thing they are two gods what do you expect ? fight in a desert?

[@avinashtyagi2]

TBF, he's the size of a small skyscraper, he's bound to step on something It's like when we step on an ant, we may not want to, but it probably happens at some point

[@Сайтамен]

@@ash-gr3gr Em...yes, Superman should try everything to fight in desert...

[@paulcaridi4964]

"They want a Titan of their own to defend themselves against Titans" "I mean yeah that makes sense". My thoughts exactly.

[@nieznajomy4398]

that's literally the point of japanese version (except alien version).

[@factfiend1000]

Just don't use the skull of an evil alien hydra.

[@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422]

I guess we now all know how YOU are wearing YOUR jacket, aren't we? ^^

[@Legoman-hu9qr]

Pacific Rim Origins: Godzilla vs. Kong

[@NightShadow_digitalphotography]

@@Legoman-hu9qr Exactly what I was thinking

[@iforgot87872]

The screenwriter just saying “I don’t care” more and more as it goes is golden.

[@MindFieldMusic]

😂 He eventually just preempts the exec, and moves on 🤣

[@matthewlaflamme9019]

I don't know if you've seen the super Mario Brothers one, but he does it in that one too. Gets me every time.

[@daredevil6145]

Make it 666!!!

[@bryanzpower1467]

666 Likes The Perfect Pfp Im Using

[@daredevil6145]

@@bryanzpower1467 did you add one to make it 667?

[@LordBaktor]

"That was several scenes ago and we're done with it!" is the most Hollywood Blockbuster thing ever said.

[@ytchris4107]

Lol

[@Dan_Therapist]

*"He makes a little joke instead of acting like a human person"* The MCU in a nutshell

[@wwehulk8798]

@@Dan_Therapist Ppl react to situations differently, otherwise why not complain that soldiers make jokes while literally being shot at.

[@Dan_Therapist]

@@wwehulk8798 I supppose so. Would have been hilarious to see Lara El make a joke about Krypton's foundations as columns of magma rise into the stratosphere leading up to the planet's explosion 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@wwehulk8798]

@@Dan_Therapist I oddly wouldn't be too surprised since she knew she was gonna die anyway.

[@TellItAnimated]

Would love to see a classic pitch meeting for the original King Kong Vs. Godzilla 🦧🦎

[@thrawnfanboy2228]

AAAYYYYYYEEEEEE

[@kissslayyy]

Arron yeah🤗

[@menax5933]

Don't get him started on classics

[@huliniswhoiam]

I'd love to see one for all the Too movies!

[@GoofyGE3K]

Especially if he shoots it old-timey style

[@tom........]

I'm surprised Ryan didn't talk about how King Kong could fit on the boat when Godzilla attacked, but then was taller than all the buildings in Hong Kong

[@DaveMiller2]

It's best not to think about those things.

[@paulpena5040]

Yeah Ryan needs you to get all the way off his back on that.

[@marmantole]

And how ten helicopters can carry a gorilla who’s bigger than a skyscraper

[@l0v3MyB3ar]

Whoopsie!

[@omlg2021]

Script writer guy is gonna need you get all the way off his back about the size of these titans 😂

[@hard2hurt]

I spent the whole movie thinking about how badly you were gonna destroy this thing.

[@jumintschoe8286]

Oh 300K Subscriber KZbinr writing comment here is TIGHT!

[@Neyodip]

Marvel is better than dc and Zack Snyder’s daughter is dead🤣🤣🤣 MARVEL FOREVER!!!

[@KaRmaTheSchemer]

This is a comment about how I watch your channel as well and how cool it is to know we share more stuff in common

[@wtfshuk]

I think this is the only reason I keep watching movies.

[@TraditionalArtist1]

@@Neyodip weirdo

[@spadesx_]

"at one point Godzilla's gonna be like 'ehehe'" "what?" delivery of such lines!

[@gilbertodepauladapaz]

Hehe 'Te Nandayo?!

[@johngr1747]

His delivery is divine for sure!

[@JoeyLuckyBoyNato]

im amazed at how good these are.

[@thimis6288]

Yo your channel is fire

[@Popeeldra]

Like for real😹

[@Flux-Edits]

same

[@julianborjesson9857]

Love your channel, keep it up!

[@Skippy2Ton]

These are as good as G v KK was bad.

[@commentOwO]

I'm so glad he addressed how there is sunlight in the hollow earth

[@airongmc6810]

Doesn't have to be "sun" light

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

It's the glow from the core, kept in place by the weird gravity.

[@kj-marslander]

@@airongmc6810 it looked like 'sun' light

[@thecaptain6184]

"So now mecha Godzilla is being controlled by the ghost of ghidorah or something, I don't care its gonna look great" 20/10

[@THEJMAROCK91]

And it did

[@artist0154]

Maybe Ghidorah's last name is Afton idk

[@Edgeof666]

It's true, though.

[@pinecone3334]

@@artist0154 Five Nights at Titan’s

[@priscillajimenez27]

I guess the radioactive energy did something to it

[@hope-mv9lv]

“how is he a savior? he personally stepped on thousands if people.” “he’s a savior to the ones he didn’t step on.”

[@therealwilldalbey]

He didn't really step on a lot of people until this movie. He might have in Hawaii, but it was too short a time to tell. By the time he'd gotten to the other monsters in the movies, the city had been mostly evacuated.

[@sarck_tick]

This says a lot about our society

[@LennyNero2019]

"He's kind of a savior to the people he didn't personally step on."

[@irisdivinemessages1350]

Colonialism

[@gabyklots8284]

@@therealwilldalbey nerd

[@acmedina5907]

“If they knew Godzilla might attack them in the ocean, why didn’t they just fly Kong in the first place?” “Because” “Oh okay”

[@BornAgainRN]

“Because we needed to giant monkey to punch the giant lizard in that scene.” “Fair enough.”

[@MaxVids1]

Realistically because that's super long flight and fuel would be a major issue. When they finally airlifted Kong they were almost to Antarctica.

[@GodIsInHisHeaven]

@@MaxVids1yea I know right, geez these people can't do basic logic!

[@karlhans6678]

@@MaxVids1 Um aircrafts can be refueled in the air, so no thats a bad excuse.

[@dave14647]

Hey you get off of Ryan's back you're under qualified

[@KatieMaddalena]

"Oh, double teaming a robot is tight!" "Ehh." "Ehh." Perfection.

[@williammkydde]

I did noticed that Ehh - Ehh too. Ryan's getting better and better.

[@wormspeaker]

I mean I'd double-team a robot... or be double-teamed by a robot... I'm not picky.

[@b_charging]

@@wormspeaker You ok buddy?

[@wormspeaker]

@@b_charging I'm not double teaming or being double teamed at the moment, so not as good as I could be.

[@Vincent-2057]

I can't stop laughing at that one! 😊

[@jangop]

Godzilla vs. Kong cost $ 160 million, and that led to this pitch meeting - so I'd say it was worth it.

[@eyeheartsushi2212]

I agree LOL

[@jadedemotions9891]

$160 million dollar production made by over 15,000 people Vs One man aware of logic

[@rickydinto]

@@jadedemotions9891 You've said it as if all of 15.000 people are script writers or directors.

[@jadedemotions9891]

@@rickydinto That's why it's called "filmmaking", you know what I mean? It's the process that makes the magic

[@rickydinto]

@@jadedemotions9891 I knew that you was joking before [I've overthinking tho], but script-writing is really hard especially on big budget movies because it should match with directors's visions while keep it [possible to produce, reasonable to audiences, interesting to watch].

[@ahmadabbas87]

I wonder if ryan reached the point where he cant genuinely watch a movie without mentally preparing a pitch meeting

[@DwanGarcez]

It's actually super easy barely an inconvenience. He watches every movie at least twice. One for fun, the other for extra fun.

[@apez6828]

@@DwanGarcez lol

[@turtlerose700]

I cant watch movies the same way any more. Lol

[@bisexualsatanictrainwreck]

Prolly

[@aprophethere]

i wonder. even i spent about half the movie thinking "will this part be in the Pitch Meeting?"

[@sppsports2449]

I just love how the movie producer becomes more and more careless as this Pitch series progresses. "Yeah sure whatever" should be Hollywood's slogan.

[@GrumpBurger]

It isn't Hollywood's slogan?

[@KrillLiberator]

That might as well happen.

[@stvrkx]

Fair enough!

[@kimhungnguyen8001]

More like, “Yeah sure whatever. I don’t care, just give me more money!”

[@RudeViking]

"Oh, double teaming a robot is tight!" *Regret noises*

[@sryan9547]

Uaaah, eeahaah

[@Summer_turtle_]

Oh no

[@veda7279]

Geez… get your minds straight people 😅

[@Daniel-fi7jp]

“Well we’re done with the punching, so what’s the point?” This is likely to have occurred during the screenwriting

[@haiqal5333]

I honestly thought there was gonna be a pacific rim teaser, maybe flash forward to the unveiling of the first mech.

[@Dovoline3]

And you know what? They're not wrong.

[@t_rex1299]

“He just made a joke instead of acting like a human person” was probably my favorite line in this

[@shaunjimbangan1166]

Bernie didn't even like that guy so I don't really think he would fell sorry for him.

[@michaeljeacock]

i felt personally attacked. ryan has obviously never met a british person. making a joke instead of showing any form of emotion is like our whole thing you know.

[@dakodablack7312]

@@michaeljeacock wow man congratulations

[@brentdecker4458]

I'm just glad that human-person is a common phrase

[@davidkinoti4051]

Barnie hated his boss... of course he was gonna crack a joke

[@leonsky419]

“Yeah sure, I don’t care” Me every time the humans were on screen.

[@eyeheartsushi2212]

EXACTLY

[@derpygamer1019]

That’s actually facts

[@goodfellabeats]

LMBO! Yeeeeessss!!!! I was just about to say the same thing.

[@haiqal5333]

Same, the only interesting human character was the little deaf girl. She didn't even have a line lol.

[@adityawankhede7260]

Except that little girl

[@emorsi]

"The wormhole was several scenes ago. We're done with that." Sometimes I think this is really how these Hollywood-writers are doing screenplays nowadays. Oh man, I know it is supposed to be funny, these Screen Rants and they really are, but underneath that lies the truth of how films are done these days. And that is really sad.

[@abraham2172]

Sad?? We got huge monsters punching eachother, its great!

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

Abraham: How old are you? If the answer isn't in single digits, that explains why the OP says it's sad.

[@mfirdanhb]

@@Matthew-ve7uv he's making a joke pretending to be in the meeting like Ryan bruh think

[@randomhuman97]

Looking for plot coherence in a titan fight movie is like asking a boxer to run a 400 m hurdle

[@syedharis3235]

because they are totally reliant on CGI now

[@c99kfm]

"A man just died in front of his eyes." "Yeah, so he makes a little joke instead of acting like a human person." "Oh....okay." - Hollywood post 2000

[@ThreadBomb]

What about every Arnie movie?

[@9theaman]

More like post Marvel.

[@dynomar11]

More like action films in general. It's kinda the point. Also when do people really truly die in marvel lol. Except when they don't wanna sign another contract.

[@adityawankhede7260]

Isn't that every marvel movie lol.

[@peniskong]

mcu

[@PurooRoy]

"Kong dies." "King Kong?" "No, Hong Kong."

[@TheLoneGamr]

I mean. Once China took over it kinda did die.

[@Optimusj1975]

I'm confused. Are you talking about the movie or real life?

[@PurooRoy]

@@Optimusj1975 movie

[@darian2975]

Felt like your comment kinda relatable in Real life for people of Hong Kong

[@henrygustavekrausse7459]

Oh, panderin' in mandarin is tight!

[@simonquvang6073]

"we will just shove in a lot of fighting so people don't have time to digest anything" "will that work?" Yes, yes it did.

[@DashB-ee9ty]

Indeed it did

[@kiddarice]

Worked for Star Trek

[@flamewarlock712]

Worked on me ngl

[@jamisonlynch6437]

Yep

[@rampager1990]

Yeah, sometimes you just want to see lizards and monkeys hit each other. And that's ok

[@tsarfox3462]

"Oh Godzilla can't see off screen stuff" That line is pure gold.

[@lukehardman3003]

This movie is a goldmine for "super easy,barely an inconvenience" moments

[@AlStone2]

Pacific rim: let's create machines to fight monsters = hero GVK: let's create machines to fight monsters = evil villain

[@johnjsal]

Ha ha, I was thinking the same thing. It's exactly the same idea.

[@AlStone2]

@@johnjsal yeah lol guess it goes to show it's just a matter of perspective at the end of the day

[@r3n722]

The Titans protect the earth, the KAIJU S dont

[@johnjsal]

@@r3n722 Still going with the "Godzilla is our protector" narrative?

[@navalends8968]

@@johnjsal To be technical, Godzilla doesn't protect humanity, it protect the earth. So it can go both way really.

[@kingsleycy3450]

"The center of the Earth is hollow and full of monsters?" "Like Space Jam, sir!" "Oh, ok!"

[@TheLastGuardian30]

*Screenwriter:* Oh and there are these Warbat monsters down there *Producer :* I bet it would be interesting to dive into the origins of these monsters *Screenwriter :* Nah, we'll just skip over that *Producer :* Oh really? *Screenwriter :* But we can sell toys and make more money *Producer :* Oooo, I LOVE MONEY!

[@wikansaktianto9215]

Producer Guy: "Wait, did you mention Space Jam with King Kong in'it?" Screenwriter: "Yeah...Oh, what happen with your eyes sir?" Producer Guy: "Its my eyes of money sparkling"

[@brianwin]

Timestamp? I don't remember hearing this part in the video

[@humorouswizard]

@@brianwin It wasn't in the video. The original commenter was saying something that could have been in the video but wasn't.

[@MGmirkin]

"Ohh, so the hollow earth is a spherical shell?" "Yeah, but the CGI guys made it more like two inverted land pancakes, so we're going with that." "So, not spherical at all?" "No. But big monkey punchie more things and slurps on the corpses." "Eww, gross." "Yeah, it really is, but it tested well with toddlers, so we left it in." "Makes sense..."

[@Noodlemonkey7]

“Oh no, Godzilla isn’t our savior anymore!” “Was he ever? He personally stepped on millions of people…”

[@guardian7773]

Touché

[@zwergz1122]

Godzilla: *steps on Kong* "You were never a King, you were never even a monster" Kong: "You're letting them....kill Mothra" Godzilla: "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?"

[@somerandolad]

"They call me Mothra Manhunter... "

[@brightappiah6327]

Damn bro

[@danielbeale3558]

Calling it, Hishe is gonna do this for their skit

[@haysqt_1277]

You should just put king saying mothra is alive

[@Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist]

You win +2 internets

[@KingdomKali]

"Sure, I don't care" is the most sensible explanation of this film. I am just so lost until I remember that, lol

[@GallowayJesse]

"unclear!" "okay!"

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Well thats classic Godzilla, it doesn't have to make sense, I mean Why are the Titans not collapsing on their own weight.

[@wwehulk8798]

@@forickgrimaldus8301 why would they? I mean if T-Rexes aren't collapsing under their weight why would the Titans?

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

@@wwehulk8798 yes a T rex even the larger long necked Dinos are barely even the Size of Godzillas legs.

[@wwehulk8798]

@@forickgrimaldus8301 oh wow.

[@gadielphilip]

"At a certain point Godzilla’s gonna be like hehehehehe" This killed me😂😂

[@kardiaclark8111]

Me too... Hahahaha. So good. I'm still laughing.

[@sho1oo]

Comedy Gold rewatched it like 3 times. LoL!

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Not gonna lie, when Godzilla was laughing, I kinda scared because I've never seen him showing so much emotion before besides destroying everything.

[@williamcronshaw5262]

@@margarethmichelina5146 You should watch the chessy old movies. Godzilla used to do victory dances and flying drop kicks.

[@premiumheadpats4150]

​@@sho1oo Same, but I was just trying to make sure my eyes were working right. 😳

[@Kashis_Corner]

"A very stealthy educator" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 as a teacher, this is really funny to me.

[@Andrew-jh6nm]

Thank you for your commitment to jk sugma nuts

[@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422]

@@Andrew-jh6nm What a nice example on how learning isn't for everyone :-)

[@Vo_Siri]

“Kong’s just gonna climb up through the hole in like thirty seconds.” “Isn’t the Earth’s crust and mantle several hundred kilometres thick?” “I don’t know”

[@sidharthakumar8563]

Oh I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back on that thing😂

[@sharjuna9311]

@@sidharthakumar8563 let me get off of that thing.

[@bukquang]

Cuz he went thru that worm hole, so technically teleportation lol

[@CeeworldMedia]

@@bukquang you’re really going to try to explain something that made absolutely ZERO sense in the movie huh lol??

[@WillTorbett]

Fair enough!

[@jdbrisebois8732]

“Things happening off-screen, my only weakness!” - Godzilla

[@The_Nerd_King]

🤣🤣

[@agasthya9128]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@godzilla4663]

Damn off-screen shenanigans...

[@rendanivevisaramunenyiwa8305]

"so Mecha-godzilla is gonna be controlled by the ghost of Ghidorah or something, I don't care!" that part killed me

[@c.g.silver8782]

I was waiting for when he uses that again. The 'I don't care's in the Super Mario PM make it one of the best PM.

[@ashofnichols7614]

It was most likely actually A.I., Ghidora would require at least some flesh to control mecha-Godzilla

[@HateshWarkio]

@@ashofnichols7614 I interpreted it as a mix up between A.I., the guy being electrocuted and some leftover brainwaves from Ghidorah since well, Ghidorah is an alien with immense regeneration so god knows what else he is capable of.

[@eds1942]

The ghost of Kevin.

[@eds1942]

@@ashofnichols7614 Yeah, Bernie (the conspiracy nut) said that the pilot (Ren) would be cybernetically linked into the neural pathways of one of Ghidorah’s heads (Kevin), which was telepathically linked to the other head (where ever that came from) in Mechagodzilla, which is linked similarly to the AI controlling the robot. Something about Apex taking advantage of Ghidorah’s regenerative abilities where tossed in there too, but I don’t remember the how. San (or Kevin) was the name for the head that Godzilla tore off of Ghidorah in there ocean fight, which was recovered mostly intact by some fisher boat and was bought by Tywin (don’t remember his name) in the post credit scene in KotM. So yeah, they would have some organic material to work with beyond bone.

[@angrytom1923]

"A man just died in front of his eyes." "Yeah so he makes a little joke instead of acting like a human person." "Okay!"

[@BL-mf3jp]

Marvel flicks in a nutshell

[@DrDolan2000]

"Wait a minute, that doesn't make sense" "But then monsters punch each other!" "Oh, okay!"

[@MarkVizion369]

"A VERY stealthy educator..." Priceless.

[@StickInTheMuds]

Mecha Godzilla to Kong: “I’m gonna need you to get allllll the way off my back”

[@AnneettaLife]

“Oh ok. Let me off of that thing.”

[@dylancasey1702]

@David Lim monke slam

[@tangkhul_Tekken]

Hahaha

[@josephp2109]

Best one I’ve seen so far. And I’ve watched a dangerously large amount of these pitch meetings. The radiation part is hilarious. I’d add “You know how Godzilla won the last movie by essentially using his radiation as a nuclear bomb?” “Yeah that radiation will have no impact on humans anymore.”

[@JayProductionsNPT]

“At a certain point Godzilla’s gonna be like hehehehehe” 💀 😂

[@Cartman4wesome]

What

[@gojistopmotionguy8171]

Wow wow wow

[@gojistopmotionguy8171]

Wow

[@Hirnlego999]

And Kong was almost human like at times

[@omegamecha7666]

Michael jackson style

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

“They have to team up to fight a common enemy just like every movie that has ‘versus’ in the title”

[@Derek_Keenan]

not-so-subtle BvS reference

[@DemonClown20]

I love how this movie adapted Batman & Superman: World's Finest from the old animated series better than the actual Batman vs. Superman movie did 😂

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

I didn't buy the Godzilla / Kong truce. Neither of them said the name of their mother. I was looking forward to Kong growling "Save...Mothra!"

[@santishorts]

This doesn't happen in "Alien vs Predator"

[@qb4truth]

Lol except Freddy vs Jason

[@BelmontGaming]

"oh, godzilla can't see off screen stuff then" - this killed me

[@luke_is_lame]

“And I bet it’ll be pitch black right?” “No it’s gonna be a beatifial sunny day!” “What’s the light source?” “Unclear!”

[@pandaxpres]

Lmao!

[@VairoMusic]

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow!

[@PalpatinesPlumber]

It was barely an inconvenience to write that, I imagine

[@tjrexpop]

Writing “Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow!” is tight!

[@Fazbearingtonthe3rd]

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow!

[@PolevayaMysh]

...wow

[@royalblitz2769]

@@camilachavez9320 barely an inconvenience

[@thebatman4279]

The bit where the technologically super advanced robot Godzilla was handicapped by a child pouring whiskey on a computer keyboard had me going 'wow wow wow wow.. wow'.

[@vincevvn]

They pulled that move straight outta the 90s movies when people didn’t really understand computers that well

[@steamedbryce]

Yes. You pour liquid on important parts of electronics and they stop functioning. That's how they work

[@dlee827]

It was whiskey, so perhaps they got the computer drunk.

[@aaronseidl5941]

@@dlee827 getting computers drunk is TIGHT!

[@djpolo99]

How do you slightly interrupt the wireless meta-psychic link from the skull of an alien titan's skull and a super robot with rogue A. I.? 👀 Super easy, barely an inconvenience. Just spill some aged whiskey from a flask onto the super computer.

[@backalleycqc4790]

This guy's comedic timing is superb, his pitches never get old 🌞👍

[@johnnyblaze8439]

Facts

[@grandmacat406]

3 years

[@jacobclark6002]

I like how Kong fit perfectly through a hole that, at the surface, should only have had the diameter of Godzilla's mouth. Like, how tf did he fit through that? I get that the beam got wider the farther down it went, so when it hit the core it was big enough for Kong to get into, but at the surface it should have barely been enough room for Kong's arm.

[@robvanspunkmeyer]

A very helpful Godzilla.

[@scorpiusbalthazar4327]

It probably melted the area around it and that helped give it a bigger diameter.

[@andyciesielski466]

"Double teaming a robot is tight"

[@kalpbhavsar]

Eahh...

[@kiran258]

Ahhh...

[@SuicideNeil]

:-/

[@-Subtle-]

This is even funnier because of your avatar.

[@sir-_-cartier]

Weeeelllllll

[@JAFTW]

Turning on youtube to find a new pitch meeting is tight!

[@johnnyryan656]

It sure is!

[@pcjohnny]

WoW, wOw, wow... wow.

[@bargoladexterjay5424]

Anyway

[@bensonsj98]

"How?" "Don't worry about it!" Basically these movies.

[@kevinmccaw6721]

I’m pretty sure the guys making it knew that people just wanted to see big lizard fight big monkey

[@Axess-sv8nq]

"Godzilla can't see off-screen stuff." 😆😂😆😂😆

[@guitarcatlind6075]

"No it's actually going to be super easy, barely an inconvience" summarizes every scene in this movie

[@dami3n365]

I gotta say, if I was ever a movie writer, I would use these pitch meetings to find what would be wrong with my work

[@rhoydplaz2853]

Correct

[@PlainsPup]

The Ryan George Editing Company

[@sniperflashgaming3868]

Thats what the Russo Brothers admit they did with Screen Rant. They mightve said that to make them feel better though, I dunno.

[@DrewPrimo]

*ahem* Snyder Cut *ahem*

[@sunlightsafari9198]

Yeah, that's what pitch meetings are for

[@zom8680]

Between Godzillas little "you got heart monke" laugh and Kong fixing his dislocated shoulder like Riggs from Lethal Weapon... this movie deserves all the money

[@nickpatterson6099]

lol i yelled "he just did the Lethal Weapon thing" when i saw that.

[@frick_____you]

Now I want a movie that's just Lethal Weapon, but with Godzilla and Kong.

[@Neyodip]

Marvel is better than dc and Zacks Snyder daughter is dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 MARVEL FOREVER

[@Wasthatthebite]

@@Neyodip you suck

[@thegreengoblin373]

“A man just died in front of his eyes!” “Yeah so he makes a little joke about it instead of acting like a human person.” I think this sums up almost every character in the MCU... Oof...

[@jeffwhelan7700]

"And then monsters are gonna punch each other!" "Oohhhhh!" That was all that mattered anyway. I remember little else. :-D

[@WhiteManGodzillaFan]

“Godzilla can’t see off-screen stuff” 🤣

[@rhoydplaz2853]

Hahaha

[@Windbrindle]

Fax

[@shanesullivan460]

That makes him relatable, he's just like us!

[@jameschung6106]

Shane Sullivan lol

[@jessenoland2133]

If it's not in frame, then it does not exist.

[@jackofdiamonds7303]

“He does that thing where he drapes a jacket over his shoulder” “Only evil people do that” My life is a lie

[@austinseymour499]

yep, guess I've been evil all along

[@LennyNero2019]

ShoulderS, big difference! And yeah, meesa beesa evil too meesa thinks.

[@Xolcm]

I was fully expecting Producer Guy to drape a jacket over his shoulders.

[@JakeSmith-mq5dc]

Any Yugioh protagonist ever stands up.

[@purpledragon1945]

The plot wouldnt change if he wasnt the badguy

[@shanedaniel8954]

This guy is so consistent in his videos, I thought I would get tired of them, but I still keep watching him every couple days. I don’t know why, it’s just oddly entertaining lol

[@tarfap.kpamber9732]

If you thought that, then you obviously didn't attend the pitch meeting for this comments section!

[@G_Macks]

“Big Monkey vs Big Lizard” Yep, sums up the movie

[@adnanhammaoui6814]

You forgot the parts of the movie where the humans are in, which was very annoying

[@rethsollins6040]

Clifford lizard hairy cheeks

[@edictzero]

that probably sums up the actual pitch meeting for the movie

[@dabest2119]

That’s the title

[@Danvies6]

You mean monke

[@heathernicol3026]

“Double teaming a robot is tight!” “Ehhh...” “Ehhh...”

[@N4SP92]

Probably something the new Lando Calrissian would be into

[@joshmitchell8370]

That was epic.

[@thetorchchannel357]

That was my favorite part !!

[@Hylofear]

I can't this it's at 420 likes

[@Charmer4856]

Who didn’t see Mechagodzilla showing up?

[@tangoblue]

“A very stealthy educator!” 😂😂😂

[@Bertaut]

That's one of his best lines ever.

[@RustinChole]

@@Bertaut the delivery too

[@SpeedForceHero]

Brilliant.

[@itskareemelsayed]

A literal LOL from me

[@sagnikdev5378]

"If Godzilla kills everybody, Nathan's gonna be in a big trouble"-😂

[@radarada001]

Thank goodness the little girl taught Kong sign language for “Godzilla”

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[@DoABarrelRol1l]

xD right?

[@moustachekid542]

Actually, it was probably two different signs. One for "God", the other for "lizard"

[@DoABarrelRol1l]

@@moustachekid542 I guess there could have been lizards on the island so that word came up. 'Big' was probably in Kong's vocabulary early on. Assuming the girl called Kong 'Big Ape' 'Big Lizard Good' could have explained the situation.

[@formerauror9877]

Awww, you have no idea how sign language works, how adorable

[@disappointed5845]

“To control mechagodzilla telepathically” “Oh oh so they they-“ “Then monsters punching each other!” “Ohhhhhh!”

[@heygoat8750]

The man who was supposed to control Mecha Godzilla got electrocuted

[@XEZ616]

@@heygoat8750 And that is supposed to work because Ghidorah skull plus computer equals science magic and stuff. You know what, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back.

[@ashb7]

I dunno why they didn't just use Ghidorah's brain instead of just its hollow skull. That would've explained the telepathy better, and also Ghidorah hijacking Mechagodzilla would make total sense.

[@heygoat8750]

@@XEZ616 Sry

[@mr.lightzplease9366]

@@ashb7 soon as they showed the skull I knew he would take over

[@kevinoneil5120]

"At a certain point, Godzilla's gonna be like HEHEHEHEHE" "wut"

[@BlazeBluetm35]

god damn that caught me off guard.

[@thedeepfriar745]

I kind of liked it gave him some personality

[@Shaboinki]

I thought he enacted the "hey boi" meme

[@kagamine-rin]

UNCLEAR.

[@d0derlein]

I was so high when that scene happened and I didn't understand if it actually did

[@barbaralachance5836]

The noise Producer Guy makes after Screenwriter Guy says that conspiracy theorists should be portrayed in a positive manner is gold 🥇 😂

[@ericlane2249]

Right!😂😂

[@hexistenz]

1:11 😂

[@Envy_8492]

At a certain point Godzilla is gonna be like “hehehehe” lmfao 🤣

[@jacobhansen1255]

Honestly the best part, second to personally stepping on people

[@Envy_8492]

@@jacobhansen1255 lol 😂 Ryan’s just brilliant

[@stevenaveed7742]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vionafernandes4619]

I rewatched that part so so many times😂😂😂 Ryan's a genius

[@abubakarsalim2149]

😂😂

[@wet0wl]

I love how Producer Ryan knows that it’s a Godzilla vs King Kong as soon as Pitcher Ryan means says *’bIg MoNkE pUnCh BiG rEpTiLe*

[@rider338]

I mean he never really said he knew it was Godzilla vs. King kong, all he said was "oh and in vice versa", usually when something punches something the other thing will punch back.

[@rider338]

@Former Auror its true though so I'll stay on his back, I'm not producer guy, I'm like back zits, the only way you'll get me off your back is with anti-zit cream.

[@wet0wl]

@@rider338 Well after he mentions Godzilla and Producer Ryan is completely unphased

[@rider338]

@@wet0wl there have been a bunch of godzilla movies, I wouldn't be phased if someone was talking about a movie and brought up godzilla either.

[@ronineditor9920]

5:00 -- Amazing how they can transmit the power source from the middle of the earth to the surface... but in the end, Millie Bobbie can't keep a phone call going to her dad.

[@Andrew-jh6nm]

Cause middle earth is just a knockoff upside down

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

Millie Bobbie Brown was probably with 3 Mobile. I have to climb a phone mast to get a signal.

[@scorpiusbalthazar4327]

And her father didn't care that she ran off with a stranger.

[@Whosphatsony]

I gotta say, I watch a lot of KZbin, mainly for the learning diy things but Ryan doing this Screen Rant for almost any movie is simply magical. Maybe once, he does a movie that has almost zero plot holes and is virtually perfection; the Financier Ryan gets all weird because there aren’t any plot holes and the Pitching Ryan tells him to get all the way off his back about pitching a perfect movie or something. Regardless, these Pitch Meetings will be legendary, if they aren’t already.

[@mtg_matt_the_gladiator]

“At one point Godzilla’s gonna be like hehehe” “Wot?” 😂

[@davidjohn6253]

🤣

[@hatefulentity5331]

😂😂😂

[@kardiaclark8111]

Hahahahaha 😂

[@TheSprykilla]

If you listen to that scene g man literally laughs from beating kongs ass

[@wikansaktianto9215]

"You're monster, hairy" "I..I am not a monster, I am Kong..just Kong"*In sign language*

[@LordOfJoy]

I get the feeling “I don’t care” will be a new catchphrase for Writer-Guy 😄

[@sebastianmallon343]

it already is kinda

[@Johannym]

Kong: "I want to go home" Godzilla: "Nah, not today...hehehehe"

[@jupiterkingBR]

I love this movie as a Godzilla fan, and i also love these pitch meetings, always on point. Pls keep 'em coming.

[@willh3972]

This thing was a blast. It captured the accidental spirit of Godzilla battling giant lobsters and pollution. Loved it and this whole trilogy

[@cooingwolf6775]

@@willh3972 And it’ll probably continue, due to what we saw in the post credit scene

[@anakinskywalker2142]

So godzilla fans like trash?

[@devilassassin2591]

@@anakinskywalker2142 no we like Godzilla not the trash obviously.

[@omgkid]

I'm a simple man if I have to choose between spoilers or a pitch meeting....I choose the pitch meeting 😅

[@mattlord97]

When its something I dont care about too much it's easy, was hard resisting the pitch meeting while I finished wandavision tho 😂

[@Biostar96]

Not like you would miss anything plotwise.

[@BarelloSmith]

What spoilers do you expect from such a movie? I mean, everything in it is just a setup for monster battles.

[@bcwgames1083]

“Double teaming a robot is TIGHT” “Auh” “Auh” LMAO

[@paulotruzzi3652]

I'm not a native english speaker so what was the problem with what he said

[@Dreadjaws]

@@paulotruzzi3652 Double-teaming is a sexual expression.

[@bradwoodard8289]

You glossed over the part where Kong and Godzilla realize both of their mothers were named Martha, right before they teamed up against MechaGodzilla.

[@jvtps765]

Mothra*

[@kewltricks]

@@jvtps765 Wow wow wow wow... wow. That was clever.

[@wolfshanze5980]

"Why did you say that!"

[@mwilliamson4198]

One of his all-time best pitch meetings. The magic ship defibrillator line had me roflmaoing so hard

[@agoldenage9918]

Sad thing is someone felt clever for coming up with that.

[@steventhompson9672]

Ryan's newest catch phrase, "sure, that might as well happen," pretty much sums up every plot point in the movie.

[@joshuabean9409]

Every movie these days. Seems like they make cool shots for a trailer then mad lib a plot to get to those scenes.

[@paulcourtemanche3549]

I went to this movie wanting to eat popcorn and watch giant cgi monsters punch each other. I left completely satisfied.

[@sabrinamiller3671]

Where do you live where theaters are actually open?

[@paulcourtemanche3549]

@@sabrinamiller3671 New York and NOT NYC

[@sabrinamiller3671]

@@paulcourtemanche3549 Ah. I live in Canada, and it's like pure effing communism.

[@ExtremeSquared]

Pretty much zero godzilla movies have plots that don't rely on magic to move it forwards or even make sense at all. Still entertaining.

[@Stingra87]

And I left feeling as though I wasted my money of a colossal diappointment. King of the Monsters was better.

[@HashimThaDream]

“Sir the plot isn’t making sense again...” “Make The Monsters Punch Each Other!!!!”

[@bwa3l847]

And then Kong did a backflip, snapped Mechagodzilla’s neck, and saved the day.

[@Pretzil43]

"Sure, I don't care, it's gonna look great" Should be the tagline of this movie

[@blakehenderson8828]

Did it look great, some early shots of Kong looked a little rough no?

[@Pretzil43]

Yes. It did actually, saw it in cinemas here, as long as you shut off the parts of your brain that deal with physics, distance and consistent scale. The set pieces were frequent, well lit, sensibly shot and coherent.

[@voodazz]

Hahaha that was my exact reaction whenever I saw one of the many logic voids in this movie. I've seen it three times already lol

[@robertprewitt776]

If you want to see giant monsters punch eachother then this is a great movie😂 seriously in the top 5 films of the pandemic though.

[@MGmirkin]

Except the water. Any water. So "CGI uncanny valley"...

[@danielrichwine2268]

My 10 year old daughter worked "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" into a school report this week. :)

[@timopper5488]

Your pride must be off the charts.

[@Akario3]

wow wow wow wow...wow!

[@165hy9]

Kids making pitch meeting references are tight

[@s.k.1286]

@@165hy9 7:10

[@wickedfuctup]

Perfect responses guys

[@pamelaro10181]

"They emailed the power signal?" Their pitch meeting questions was me as I watched the movie..

[@heyitsjustaz]

Sure they put it in a zip file, whatever, monsters punching

[@cephalopoid]

"What's the light source?" "Unclear." Lol. But yeah, I completely turned off my brain for this movie and watched the pretty colors.

[@anthonypiti1767]

@@cephalopoid and the punching. Can’t forget the punching.

[@gouki2005]

I mean in universe where A giant lizard who is a walking nuclear plant a 3 headed space dragon, a huge gorilla, an underground world with some flying rocks, a giant moth with felings exist. Send a power source by email sounds reasonable

[@scamwars4421]

The imaginative writing in this movie is just...riveting! - Producer: Monsters gotta fight, so we need a quick way to transfer the energy signal. - Screenwriter: I've got it, "let's call it "beaming". - Producer: Um, isn't that a Star Trek thing? - Screenwriter: Oh yeah...well, i give up. Let's just have them email it then? - Producer: Bingo!

[@yktrxll]

“these movies are gonna feel connected at all” “madison’s in here remember her from the last movie” “SHES FROM THE LAST MOVIE” HASSSSS ME CRYINGGGG BRO 😂😂😂😂

[@Cx5000]

6:02:"at a certain point Godzilla gonna be like 'hehehehehe'". Nearly died laughing 😂😂😂

[@vijaysabarish9600]

that 'what' after he told him that hahahaha

[@Mister-Red]

I still laugh about it

[@hassansafaa390]

​@@Mister-Redsame

[@BlacksmithFilter1]

Whenever Writer-Guy doesn't care, the episode is golden...

[@BlaZackk]

“Oh so Godzilla can’t see off screen” Yes, yes he can’t

[@Totally_Bonkers]

it would be "no, no he can't." yes would be correcting the statement to "yes, yes he can."

[@blades9152]

@@ishannair3392 shut up and go back to reddit

[@Totally_Bonkers]

@@ishannair3392 How is saying something incorrectly a joke?

[@RobTunes]

1:04 “I think it’s important, especially in this day and age, to- y’know, put a positive spin on conspiracy theorists online. Really make them into heroes. *”UHHHH”* I felt that sound in my soul

[@barbaralachance5836]

😂 same!!

[@stefanfilipovits21]

My favorite part 😅😂🤣💀

[@Kuolonen]

I'm so glad he said it, when I was watching the movie I kept thinking "Really? You are going to romanticize conspiracy theory nutters and legitimize them?"

[@neo-filthyfrank1347]

@@Kuolonen conspiracy theorists are inherently higher and more valuable humans than 90% of other people

[@Zodroo_Tint]

@@neo-filthyfrank1347 They definitely can use their brain better than those who believe everything what they hear from the television.