If Being Annoying Was A Job

[@RyanGeorge]

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[@JBproductions.]

Hi there hello, I would but my hair is doing fine

[@Yours707]

Hi

[@quvvy]

sorry no my hairline is doing fine I think

[@HutchHere]

No

[@eamonbrannigan]

Damn, i would but I still have hair

[@jacksonflood1702]

you forgot the important part of slow walkers they magically speed up when you try to pass them

[@jennv2948]

Same with slow drivers in the passing lane

[@rokeYouuer]

@@jennv2948 I was once in a hurry and the guy in front of me was doing 35 in a 45. The road briefly opened up into two lanes, so I floored it and jumped up to 60, and the dude SOMEHOW managed to go faster than me for ONLY the 15 seconds I had to pass him. So infuriating.

[@benzaiten933]

they also seem to know if you want to go around them because they swerve into the direction you wanted to go.

[@sleepybobo2403]

And always walk on a diagonal in parking lots.

[@Crootcovitz]

And smoke while walking.

[@goldfire1]

This feels like Ryan's experience at a grocery store and daily life.

[@krader12]

Definitely he was looking for Mustard and that guy was standing there

[@Ayon1428]

this has 69 likes and I’m going to break it

[@whirrrl]

*click clik* o yeah thats mine exprerince t2o every *loud sneeze* day

[@SyNcLife]

Daily struggle

[@_anxrea_2866]

Exactly

[@antonymilne1346]

As annoying all these people are its also surprisingly wholesome how encouraging and excited for them the orientation guy is.

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

Definitely using positive reinforcement for the new hires.

[@omnijack]

I was going to say the same thing. Then wondered if the last two years have just been that traumatizing

[@brucebaker810]

How is he management there? I mean, the mustache, sure. But he was hardly annoying at all. Could be a corporate policy. It's just counterproductive to annoy within the company. "Save it for the game." It'd be the nicest place to work, ever. Way better than that beachfront call centre of doom.

[@stare4539]

LoOl

[@wingtub]

You got 2 comment bot’s… wow

[@a-b0t633]

Oh man. All these years I've been getting pissed off at people who are just trying to do their jobs. I feel terrible.

[@kinggraham5183]

underrated comment XD

[@muhammadrafay8441]

​@@kinggraham5183underrated comment YD

[@Zogef1996]

​@@muhammadrafay8441underrated comment ZD

[@muhammadrafay8441]

The next person can say ALPHA D

[@kinggraham5183]

@@Zogef1996 underrated comment ALPHA D

[@zachbradley8281]

It’s both annoying and brilliant that the Annoying People Incorporated logo isn’t perfectly aligned

[@christopherrodenborg4601]

..........Dang it! Now I cant unsee it

[@TheBasicConcept]

Didn’t even catch it the first time. Lol

[@potatocow3305]

That annoyed me, but it didn't even occur to me that it was intentional.

[@EdgarRoock]

Perfect for people with OCD or those working in desktop publishing.

[@lukasdolezal8245]

it could be more misaligned for my liking

[@elderlynarwhal1301]

The most unrealistic part of this is that they didn’t mention that you didn’t have enough work experience.

[@theod4660]

I mean, baby being annoying, their work experience can be equal to their age, so, 20 years of experience minimum when starting professionaly

[@peterg76yt]

These were the new hires; there will probably be a future video about their interview process.

[@HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine]

Well I mean they’ve got all their work experience from since when they were toddlers so idk about that

[@Vexy93]

@@theod4660 Yeah but that's not enought, here in Italy you are required to have at least 20 years of expierence, because they don't want to form you, but you also must have less than 19 years old, so that you can grow as much as possible in the field

[@FussyPickles]

they mentioned it at the start, nepotism, his dad was annoying

[@hunterkiller1440]

Also, for bring a child to work day, make sure you neglect your baby so it screams and you do nothing about it, and use the baby stroller to block people in the streets.

[@lalala-vk7ex]

"it" 😭😭

[@o.c.g.m9426]

How bout when damn near infants sit in business class seats and start crying

[@jamestheawsome100]

You also get a nice bonus if your work happens to require you to frequently travel by plane.

[@anthonymcrooster3703]

Oh definitely neglect your kid at public places. That's public space and that means your kids in public places are as much of other people's problem as they are of yours. You might only deal with them at home and want a break from dealing with them at home so you take them to public place so you could take a break and let other people deal with your kids at public place so you could take a break while taking your kids to public space.

[@DomSr]

Or have your boss bring their "I think I'm better than everyone because my dad's the boss pre-teen" to work and have them sit in your cube all day long and observe 😤

[@rsoulinternet]

Remember to get some fireworks and inexplicably set them off at 2am. For best results, occasionally have break for a couple of minutes before resuming, so that each time it goes quiet, people won't know if it's over or if they'll get annoyed again.

[@tzarg]

be sure to only do it on days without celebrations

[@amandapanda5087]

​@@tzargOh, absolutely

[@shaneg9081]

​@tzarg and absolutely make sure it's on a weekday. Gotta make sure they go to work tired.

[@ninaadkale4883]

Actually, for maximum annoyance, do that every single day, whether it is days with celebrations or days without celebrations

[@Jebu911]

Isnt that part of the crime job? The stuff in this video wasn't necessarily illegal, just annoying.

[@Sixxdee9]

0:45 Ryan annoyingly interrupting Ryan, then being interrupted by Ryan to be told “nice interruption, very annoying” almost made my head explode.

[@kritichaplot5025]

I really forget he's playing all three roles 😂

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Very meta, I decided. 😁

[@potato3539]

Inception and Tenet at once

[@brf101]

This seems likes Ryan’s passive aggressive way of venting against everyone that winds him up everyday. 😆😆😆

[@CreationsByRachel]

This video applies to us all, these things are universally annoying to everyone who is not an employee

[@brf101]

@@CreationsByRachel alright chill. I was just making a joke.

[@benjamingardner3314]

"You know what grinds my gears?...." kinda vibe

[@redguywithatophat1900]

@@brf101 so was he

[@jakel7213]

@@redguywithatophat1900 alright chill. They were just making a joke.

[@matthewmurphy9955]

I would like to advocate for some sequels to this one. There is lots of content still out there

[@jessicacallaghan8082]

All the new responsibilities you take on when you reach a managerial position

[@sosexyimsexy3210]

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[@grapy83]

Exactly 🤣

[@RachelPotter-zf3cy]

He'll yes

[@CountessOfOle]

More tips for being Annoying at a movie theater. Eat your popcorn as loudly as possible with your mouth wide open, one piece at a time, so it lasts as long as possible. If you're at the back and checking your phone throughout the whole movie isn't a viable way to annoy people, don't worry! There are still ways to annoy the people in front of you. If someone is directly in front of you, rest your feet or knees heavily against the back of the chair and "accidentally" kick it as often and as hard as possible. If there's nobody directly in front of you, but there is someone one or two chairs over, drape your feet over the top of the chair in front of you, so they're as close to the other person's face as you can get them. Bonus points, if you take off your shoes, and your feet reek. If your theater has a sloped floor, quietly spill your extra large drink while it's completely full and don't tell anyone, so that anything the people in the rows in front of you might be keeping on the floor (purses, shoes, feet, etc) gets sticky and trashed. Also make sure to spill every iota of popcorn that you don't chew loudly (and maybe some that you do) on the floor and leave all of your trash behind. The theater employees love knowing exactly where you were sitting and have nothing better to do than to clean up after you. If you have a loud baby or toddler, absolutely do not take him/her out of the auditorium if he/she starts crying, and if that child soils a diaper, just straight up change it in the auditorium and leave the dirty diaper on the floor where not only does everyone around you have to smell it for the rest of the movie, but then a total stranger has to clean it up afterwards. Oh, and vape! Vape a lot. The projector light passing through your clouds is super distracting. When the movie is over, talk loudly about spoilers while passing the line for the next showing. If it's opening weekend, be sure to share any spoilers with the staff while getting your spilled drink refilled for the road. Chances are, they haven't gotten to see it yet, cause they've been too busy working. I've got a million more, but the more advanced techniques specialize in annoying the staff rather than the general populace, so I'll stop here. This rant was brought to you by someone who spent over ten years working at a movie theater.

[@Thomas-ty1jl]

This takes more time to read than the video or more than 5 minutes also nice ideas I'm gonna go try them

[@ram89572]

Seriously, you had someone leave a used diaper on the floor? What the hell kind of animals went to that theater?

[@lynxflame4115]

Before I read the end, I was gonna say, that's a lot of thought put into this

[@KatieMaddalena]

Damn and I can't even eat popcorn without feeling bad for making noise.

[@KatieMaddalena]

@@ram89572 I worked in a grocery store and had a used diaper fall out of the bathroom trash as I was taking it out. Not even wrapped up or sealed or anything, so yeah I believe it.

[@BarokaiRein]

The sad part is that so many people do all of this without getting paid for their work.

[@etherealicer]

Imagine they would get paid for it... they would be even more annoying.

[@CreationsByRachel]

I know right

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

Please it is for the love of the craft the professionals are just cheapening the experience by going corporate.

[@garbuz3324]

*That we know of

[@robloxvids2233]

They're doing pro bono work.

[@praveenvijeyakumar741]

I love how this channel is just Ryan passive-aggressively complaining about humanity. This channel doesn't have a single bad video on it.

[@soffren]

Agreed. Never seen a KZbinr with so many straight bangers in a row

[@elisgus135]

@@soffren yeah I've only seen a youtuber with this many gay bangers

[@MorganEdgy]

@@elisgus135 XD

[@bearvillebear1468]

Keep strong. Dont forget that despite the struggles and madness in this world today, God is full of justice, mercy and love. Justice said we broke His perfect law - causing the world's previous perfection to be destroyed - and therefore we deserve Hell (like a punishment in any legal system but this is eternal as His perfect law is eternal too). Don't think you fit in that category? Ever done one of these?: lying, stealing - regardless of how small the object EVER, hating others - which is murder in God's perfect law, lusting (plus God sees our entire thought life). Justice says "the soul that sins shall die" - if we break one in thought/word/deed it's as if we're guilty of all of them. Quite simply, living by the law (which is doing everything perfectly) is impossible for sinful humans . The law shows us that 1. We will die in Hell if we fail to follow it and 2. We cannot save ourselves BUT, 3. God's perfect, immovable law points us to Christ, who followed and fulfilled the law in thought, word and deed perfectly in our place. He did what we couldn't and did it on our behalf. He was then sentenced to death on a cross, and took our personal punishment for our sin, paying our penalty (like paying our fine) completely FOR us, and has given us freedom. If we turn from the sins we have committed and repent (pursue the opposite direction of love through Christ) He will, overtime, recreate us back into that previously perfect image through The Holy Spirit which Jesus sends to all who accept Him as their personal Lord and Savior of their life. He will help us through the struggle, the stress, and anything we experience in the world. It's about letting Christ in to guide and teach you and obeying Him through His power (not ourselves, we need Him to help us as it's impossible without depending on His power and instruction). He is our substitute in His life, death and resurrection. He essentially rewrote history in our place so that, if you believe in Him, it will be as if you had never sinned if you accept Christ's death as our own in our place. He is in Heaven right now preparing a place for us so that He can take His faithful, believing children home with Him when He returns. He will ressurrect us from death when He returns, giving mercy to those who accept His love, instruction and teachings in their life, and give justice to those who refuse it. He doesn't want ANY of us to go to Hell and die for continuing in evil and rejecting His way to life, thats why He died FOR us. Hes giving EVERYONE a chance, He wants everyone to take the free gift of salvation from Hell. He wants us to be His and begin to follow His life of love and service through His power and abiding (staying) with Him. So long as we keep our hearts near to Christ through His strength, strive to follow His will of perfect love revealed in the Bible, and let Him lead in the midst of (very certain) pitfalls and struggles, we will, in time, win the ultimate victory over sin, pain and DEATH through Christ. Even if you are willing to be made willing, pray for Jesus to come in and He will do what we can't. Give us The Holy Spirit who will guide us in the right way. Christ says in John 16:33: I have told you these things, so that in Me you may have [perfect] peace. In the world you have tribulation and distress and suffering, but be courageous [be confident, be undaunted, be filled with joy]; I have overcome the world.” [My conquest is accomplished, My victory abiding.] - (AMPLIFIED version) NOTE: You are NEVER too sinful or messed up that God cannot turn your life around through Jesus. EVER. Regardless of what you've done or what you're going through you CAN make it through Jesus. If you have any questions let me know

[@DeanS946]

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[@boesvig2258]

I never knew being annoying was an actual job. Everything makes so much sense now.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

My Dad always said he is convinced there are people in an actual government job being paid to drive slowly and cause traffic. Now after seeing this video, I believe it. 🤣

[@jessicacallaghan8082]

And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

[@josiechaney9010]

Zersetzung

[@captainlegglemarvo6985]

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 I say this all the time because there's just no way

[@Mama_Bear524]

@@jessicacallaghan8082 😂😂😂😂

[@DaFazGuy]

I love how this skit shows how being annoying is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Jackferrett6781]

And tight

[@monsieurlaflamme995]

This is corny and annoying

[@n0wheregrrl]

You guys are gonna do so well here!

[@JoeyGBean]

He said the thing!

[@noahdyson840]

Be annoying and it being barely an inconvenience is tight

[@O4C209]

Advice for annoying parking: make sure you park right on the line so people will think they have enough space to park but realize they can't open their door enough to get out. Then they'll have to start the car again, back out, and find another parking space. This will get person after person. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

[@crossingplays2155]

More advice: instead of using a turn signal the right way, flash it just once before changing lanes. Who cares if they seen it or not, right? The most annoying thing that could come from this is a hospital bill

[@bard-anilsen]

I like to have the back in the middle and the front on the line. That way it looks like it is enough room untll someone gets close...

[@Andras889]

Also, when you're at the gym you can say some encouraging words while staring at people like: that's it you can do it, just a few more, just keep repeating, it really helps people

[@justinklenk]

My friend once photocopied a piece of paper left on his windshield when he'd parked on the line. It was a picture of Mickey Mouse, smiling and all bending out at you at the waist gaily, with one hand on his hip, and the other thrusting out his middle finger at you, with the caption: "THANKS FOR PARKING SO CLOSE - ASSHOLE. _NEXT_ TIME, LEAVE A FUCKING _CAN OPENER_ SO I CAN GET MY CAR OUT." My buddy was cracking up, but he said it was all only because the person on his other side had parked on HIS line... which I know can happen, kind of... but I'm so glad it did in this case. 🤔✅ ...🤣!!!

[@asmosisyup2557]

or do the same thing when parallel parking, so that the car in front of you can't leave until you do. Have come back to my car several times to find i only have 1 foot infront and behind my car, so options are to wait it out or catch a bus, or do a 37 point turn.

[@AlbertoGarcia-yy9cm]

1:49 Love how Jason's phone keyboard is on sound so EVERYBODY can hear it while he types. He's a natural!

[@Xomage999]

All my life, I just thought that these people were being annoying, when it turns out that it was actually just smart business and the free market at work! Thanks Ryan George, for shedding some light on these underappreciated hard workers of society!

[@alien1299]

I know right?!! I never knew they were actually honest and hardworking citizens.

[@moadot720]

2:37 "Love the enthusiasm, hate the visual" is an ICONIC quote. 😂

[@alansmithee419]

There are two options in life: 1. Constantly annoy everyone. 2. Constantly worry about whether you might be annoying everyone.

[@northeasttrainspotting]

I choose option 2.

[@alansmithee419]

@@northeasttrainspotting I just started uncontrollably laughing at my own comment because I forgot I made it (still don't remember doing it) and I don't know whether I should be happy about that.

[@northeasttrainspotting]

@@alansmithee419 That's literally one of the things I've been worrying about lately though.

[@honestgamestation9734]

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[@Runninglizards]

@@honestgamestation9734 2

[@airavkathariya4077]

I don’t think people understand how much effort Ryan or Ryan’s team puts into the graphics in the green screened background. There’s so much attention to detail in these hilarious videos!

[@benedictwhite3751]

So true

[@KamikazePlains]

Yeah i don't understand how much effort it takes for da green screen stiff

[@KelticTim]

Can you really call clones a team?

[@benzaiten933]

a team consisting of himself?

[@Orynae]

Honestly I try not to pay too much attention to the visuals because then I start to fixate on his overzealous color correction... Seriously, look at the whites of his eyes or anytime he wears a white shirt -- those bad boys are _pink_ af

[@inzyster]

When you’re walking or cycling with someone it is vital that you stay next to each other because keeping a private conversation going is more important than leaving space for others on the sidewalk. Bonus points if you force the opposite traffic out of the sidewalk entirely because you refuse to make room for people to pass.

[@yonatanmonneler1744]

bonus points if they are girls with tight jeans and youre forced to look like a pervert from the side walking slowly behind them

[@dividedstatesofamerica2520]

@@yonatanmonneler1744 As if I give a shit about looking like a "pervert".

[@lacountess]

“Also we’re going to give you two cellphones so as soon as you’re done talking loudly on one, the other one rings. That way you’d give people a tiny moment of hope you might be done, only to shatter it.” 😂

[@leevix8725]

yes we just watched the video too

[@lacountess]

@@leevix8725 That wasn't from the video. It was from my personal experience, which proves you clearly didn't watch the video. Dumb ass! 😂

[@spv420]

@@leevix8725this was a unique joke, bro try to not have a miserable existence for once in your life

[@VladRadu-tq1pg]

wasn t in the video..@@leevix8725

[@sarahberkner]

And you'll only be able to talk on the phone using speakerphone and only in a public place.

[@raydunakin]

You overlooked one of the top jobs for annoying people: Posting spam for porn sites in KZbin comments!

[@Disgruntled_Dave]

I've been seeing a lot of that in this section. They must have taken inspiration from the video!

[@olserknam]

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[@Conta_Minated]

@@olserknam Dear friend: My name is Scammi Wazoo, son of the CEO of the Dupeyu Bank of Nigeria. Due to Political strife, I am unable to move my family’s savings of $20,000,000 (TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS) without it being traced by rebel roces... and so on. You know the rest.

[@fast1nakus]

those are bots, not actual people usually

[@docrofreborn7497]

@@Conta_Minated Ok, you got me there. You got me good.

[@shadowhawkrine1947]

I like the subtle bit where his phone's touch and feedback sounds are on max so everyone can hear every single button he clicks and every single letter he texts

[@rayzhang3246]

which part of the video is this?

[@vosacz]

@@rayzhang3246 1:51

[@theCantinafan]

My mom when she fails to disconnect her phone from the Bluetooth speaker I'm using.

[@iamironman3388]

Also that the number 2 took multiple clicks

[@Grand-Theft-Autism]

@@iamironman3388he spelled it like “two”

[@OneTopic]

Being annoying is *super easy!* Barely an inconvenience.

[@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875]

Can’t wait for this bland comment to get a million likes for having a check mark next to it

[@abc-zq8yt]

Omg OT is here

[@stargazer1998]

@@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 shut up. It’s a good reference from a wholesome person.

[@denverarnold6210]

Only for those being annoying. Everyone else is very inconvenienced.

[@Bigp707]

its also tight!

[@cyrp7312]

4:09 The twitter and instagram icons have a non-alligned ring… BRILLIANT

[@Carol-zp6jh]

Oh, and always remember to do this in staff meetings: as soon as a quiet person presents an idea, LOUDLY repeat it and make it your own! You'll get all the kudos and maybe other perks. It's not annoying to anyone though - except the poor schmuck you crushed - so it may not qualify you for getting hired here.

[@anderskronquist9750]

I see we have someone aiming for management here! :)

[@Carol-zp6jh]

@@anderskronquist9750 How do you think I got into management? 😂 By boss did it to me all the time - I learned well! (JK!) 😀

[@Jzombi301]

its the same thing in school. i was the quiet kid and when the teacher asked a question i would say the answer but i dont like drawing attention to myself so it would come out quiet and then someone else would say the exact same thing i did and they would get credit. usually if the person was nice they would actually say that i was the one that said it first but that didnt happen all the time

[@deeendee7162]

Because that happens, regularily... you know... you know, for sure! This is not even one bit made up! You know, Timon and Pumba: Based on a true story!

[@mygoldenwitch]

@@deeendee7162 Found the loud person!

[@omgthisissoawesome]

I love when Ryan makes these obviously salty skits based on things that definitely have been annoying him on a daily basis

[@JaharNarishma]

As they say: the globe is you're oyster. Ryan gets he's inspiration from every day life.

[@LouieTooie]

The greatest ideas come from real life experiences! That’s how I get my ideas for comedy skits as well lol

[@galactorsus_i.n.c]

@@LouieTooie that's what comedy is, it's making fun of frustrations to let the negativity go. that's why comedian's who aren't afraid to tackle issues are seen as funny. : P

[@idontknoq4813]

Shoulda posted this here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2PZmJmni8SbqsU

[@evileqwine6106]

It’s a well known fact that this is how Canadians deal with their anger.

[@TheToneBender]

Another tip for Kevin is to always grunt while lifting weights. Preferably shirtless in front of a mirror.

[@HariSeldon913]

Seems like he's putting too much work into it. Much easier to just pick a popular machine and sit on it without using it for half an hour at a time.

[@IndigoIndustrial]

Don't forget to drop those weights.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

I think we all forgot that guy or girl in the locker room who remains naked while blowdrying their hair for an hour. 🤢

[@neissy]

whats wrong with grunting

[@kevh6303]

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 That sounds way more like a girl thing, but let's not import it to the guys' locker room.

[@carlrood4457]

Can we give a shout out to the guy who plays hip hop on his car stereo with the volume and bass all the way up that you don't just hear it, but feel it even with your car windows closed.

[@TheArchangel911]

Florp flap is definitely an expert Annoying person.🤣😂🤣

[@TheGuardDuck]

Yup!

[@FizzySplash217]

Sorry!

[@jelita_]

You need to get all the way of his hairless back 🤣

[@MMAli-rq8kd]

Interplanetary expert (in your face "international experts")

[@staxmurphy64]

Hey Ryan, you completely forgot the one when two people who know each other are driving down the street in the opposite direction, then stop, roll down their window, and have a conversation while completely blocking traffic on both sides.

[@jonathanallard2128]

COMPLETELY forgot.

[@maddie9602]

While putting their hazards on, of course, because everyone knows putting your hazards on magically makes it okay to block traffic!

[@leoncoben6983]

I have never seen that happen is that an actual thing?

[@giadriana]

@@leoncoben6983 I think it's a more rural thing. yes it happens all the time around here lol

[@davidbuwalda2226]

You must live in South Carolina

[@KneelB4Bacon]

Also, when you're revving your engine, make sure you wait about a minute and a half between revving sessions . . . you know, just long enough for your neighbors to think you've finally stopped and then rev it some more. Make sure you do this for at least 2 hours, minimum.

[@carolynbares7643]

In the same vein, let the dog outside to bark at intervals starting at 8 am Sunday morning until you finished your second coffee, while you tell the dog “There’s the squirrel!”

[@maddie9602]

Also, make sure to _never,_ under any circumstances, use your signals! Bonus points if you're an erratic and unpredictable driver who constantly and suddenly changes lanes without checking if there's room for you!

[@muskyoxes]

Also make sure to be so protective of your car that you put an alarm on it. Then completely ignore your car for the one hour the alarm is going off.

[@thebroketube4658]

You could of added a few more for the grocery store. If your going in to buy 1 or 2 items, make sure you bring your whole family with you. Don't forget about grandma and grandpa who can barley walk, make sure they come! Oh, and when you pick an item out and put it in your shopping cart, you then want to displace that item on different product, even though you could take 2 steps to your right and put the item back in the proper spot. Also, when employees are working and pulling heavy pallets and therefore using momentum, you want to make sure you walk infront and behind them at ALL TIMES so they have to continously stop and start again. There could be A LOT of room to walk around those employees, but DON'T! Make sure you are always in their way. Speaking of employees, who are usually gettting paid minimum wage, you want to complain to them about the PRICES of the stores product. As if they are getting comission. Lastly, when an item is sold out, and you ask the employee if they have any more in the back, if you get told "no, sorry we are sold out", DO NOT ACCEPT THAT ANSWER! Keep asking for them to check, and you can take it a step further, go ask other employees to check and then THE MANAGER! Make the employee waste valuable time to search for an item, they know 100% IS NOT IN STOCK. Just a few points you could of added.

[@crazycreaturestudios]

The family also mustn’t forget to brings the kids that make a mess in every isle and the baby that cries the ENTIRE TIME it’s in the store. Not stopping for a single second.

[@captaineinsicht264]

Writing a long ass comment is also anoying. Plus getting a reply 5 month later should be more anoying, so here you go

[@thebroketube4658]

@@captaineinsicht264 How dare you reply 5 months later. You ruined my day.

[@captainmurphy4720]

You have to do anything you possibly can to GET OUT OF RETAIL!

[@milesjolly6173]

And at the end of it, just leave your shopping trolley wherever. Entrance to the supermarket, car park, nearby canal, someone’s front garden, it doesn’t matter.

[@GriffinMittens]

I like that he even subtlety included points like the keyboard clicks turned on at 1:50 😂

[@TheWadson]

And also the guy chewing gum with his mouth open

[@jschnei3]

When Ryan said "Can I just add something to that?" I thought he was going to repeat exactly what the first Ryan had said as though he'd just thought of it

[@Bashar3A]

Missed opportunity

[@Michael-Archonaeus]

Actually, he could also just say "hey, I've got an idea!" and then say exactly what the other guy just said, that way making it all about himself, and taking the credit for it! That would be so annoying, right?

[@jschnei3]

@@Michael-Archonaeus, I see what you did there. Very clever.

[@andarted]

I love the third freshly hired person in the clip who claimed (just before the cameras start rolling) they could follow the conversation perfectly while just briefly checking their messages on their phone. That's employee of the month material.

[@teddyfallon4647]

Thank you so much for the grocery part of this skit. Grocery shopping drives me insane since people just cant seem to think as I'm trying to swiftly navigate the store.

[@avenged7peep958]

As a grocery store worker, people are so annoying

[@maxmustermann2417]

This is the most elaborated passive aggressive way to tell us what kind of people annoy someone anyone has ever made. Keep it up! edit: removed unintended grammar nazi trolling

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

Alas, the people that really need to see this, won't. And those that do, won't change their behavior in the least.

[@ChrisSmith-bh2hg]

I see you are using pass ave aggressive spe;;ing misstakes to anoy tha kond of person who is a gramma nar tsi.

[@maxmustermann2417]

@@ChrisSmith-bh2hg thenk yu

[@insertname1607]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 Because these are things that everyone does at some point and rarely notices?

[@caitlynblake2773]

Jason: *inspects mustard for 10 solid minutes* Kevin: *reaches in front and grabs one* Training Guy: 🤯

[@chaihill1837]

Actually that’s better for the company, it’s like annoyance squared.

[@ouchman4212]

It's nice to be a part of Ryan's group therapy.

[@shelbydickson8424]

I'm going to look at that mustard as if I have never seen mustard in my entire life before! had me rolling. I'm surprised with parking that he didn't mention the whole new backing up thing that takes forever!

[@Wawagirl17]

Ryan has such a healthy, unique method of getting his latest pet peeves off his chest.

[@DramaticBloodyBirds]

@@nichole4684 You folks are NAILING This annoying job, wow!

[@Vonononie]

@@DramaticBloodyBirds spamming comments on multiple channels, super easy!

[@DramaticBloodyBirds]

@@Vonononie Barely an inconvenience!

[@josiechaney9010]

True 👍 And I appreciate your precise adjectives, instead of the still ubiquitous “wholesome.” 👍🌸

[@ChronikSpartan]

I watched this at full volume on a public bus and laughed obnoxiously all the way through...

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

Why? It wasn't THAT funny.

[@shawnparshall1165]

You're hired!

[@Goldy01]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 bruh...

[@Naterdoo1]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 Ooh very nice! Telling someone that something that they laughed at isn't funny. Very annoying!

[@IsuiGtz]

All while manspreading the shit out of your legs I suppose.

[@faolan2174]

Another things professional annoying people do: Leave their shopping cart sitting in a car parking space. Drivers think the spot is open until the last second when they see the cart in the way.

[@1IGG]

It is open. Shopping carts are mobile

[@RobSchellinger]

No, the motorcyclists who not only take the spot, but pull all the way forward to fool everyone.

[@maddie9602]

Bonus points if the corral is literally ten feet away and would have taken all of five seconds to properly put their cart away!

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

Please these are professionals you can take up at least 2 if not 3 spots with a well placed shopping cart. If possible get it into a position that a car parking close will cause the cart to start rolling hopefully in the direction of a car.

[@mresturk9336]

Or blockade the entire lane because they insist on backing in instead pulling in to their parking space. Despite having no talent for backing in thus requiring 4 or 5 very slow attempts to get it right. There is a pandemic of those people at my job.

[@debbylou5729]

The standing in line😂😂😂 I moved to Canada and received instruction from another American. She taught me how to stand. Cart in front of you, one foot on the back of the cart, lean back with your arm propped on the opposite hip, elbow out. Two thumbs up

[@schurging22]

"I'm gonna spread so wide people will think I have 8 balls!" "Love the enthusiasm; hate the visual. Nice work!"

[@cuzidodgebullets6797]

Like an idiot I tried to take a dri k during this video. Just so happened to be at this point which means I spit out whatever it was..

[@NiGhTm4r389]

You know what also is annoying? People literally only posting quotes from the video and nothing else. We all saw it, dumbass

[@shadowsdclxvi3062]

@@NiGhTm4r389 you get upset that someone wrote something they found funny your way to sensitive grow up dude 😂

[@ItsEv]

@@shadowsdclxvi3062 I was about to correct the grammar mistakes, but then I remembered that doing so is also really annoying

[@shadowsdclxvi3062]

@@ItsEv it is but if its not against me and people get annoyed it's funny 🤣

[@anika4692]

Even though we are from different cultures, all of this sounds 100% relatable. Good job there.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

It's not 100% relatable. Come on. That's statistically impossible. It's like, 90% relatable at most. Oh sorry. I'm trying to get a job annoying people on the internet by contradicting literally anything anyone says.

[@metrillbeats]

Being annoying has no culture gab

[@vrawl5461]

@@PaulTheSkeptic got me there 🤣

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

@@vrawl5461 Lol. Sounds familiar don't it?

[@londomollari1082]

Where are you from?

[@GTMQ8]

We should take a moment to appreciate how well done the ad space segments are no matter what product is being advertised.

[@thelexicon7294]

Ryan and the Internet Historian have me anticipating their ad breaks as much as their content, ngl

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

@@thelexicon7294 They can't compete with Lindibage in that regard.

[@Animanarchy]

This was pretty much perfect. Very relatable. I feel like I've stepped into the zombie apocalypse when I enter a grocery store and find myself speedwalking, almost running, around a bunch of slow confused NPCs.

[@TeeAiDee]

Ironically, the one that got me the most was in the background. Chewing with your mouth open. Gets me every. Dang. Time.

[@ValensBellator]

You get the impression Ryan was just trying to buy some mustard recently and ended up writing a sketch in his head?

[@bubblemonkeys]

That's how he always gets his sketches. The man eats a lot of ketchup

[@phiksit]

If I had a nickel for every time someone was standing in my way at a store...

[@aaronseidl5941]

Buying mustard is TIGHT!

[@ThreadBomb]

Just invade that personal space and get that damn mustard!

[@DodgeThatAttack]

i sure love when people stand in the middle of enclosed spaces for entire conversations paying 0 attention to their surroundings and not moving for people trying to get past

[@ReturnToSenderz]

If you visit a rural town, you’ll probably see this except it’s people in their cars in the middle of the street. 🙂🙃🙂🙃

[@mikemcconeghy4658]

At the store, make sure to hurry to get in front of another shopper, then come to a dead stop. Not to look at the shelves or anything. Just to, I don't know, rest or something.

[@milosmith5326]

as a grocery store employee, i heard “so here’s a scenario: you’re in a grocery store” and that was all i needed to hear. grocery store customers are all annoying simply by being in the store while im working

[@onkelpappkov2666]

I want some fresh meat. Oh nevermind, I don't want it anymore. I'll just -put it back where it came from- -ask a worker to put it back- -drop it on the ground- go through the added effort of hiding it deep behind the unrefrigerated pasta products as a funny easter egg for long after it has expired.

[@oskarhenriksen]

I'm afraid your store is a training area

[@jameswolf5513]

I’m sorry!!!!

[@deeendee7162]

Ironicly, most teachers says the same thing about all students! ;P

[@homerman76]

@@onkelpappkov2666 It's crap like this that make me forever on board the "Every human being should be legally required to work part time in the service industry." It's bonkers just how little people seem to care about employees of the retail and fast food industries.

[@heatshield]

Also, Jason should remember when he's walking out of the theater past all the people walking in, to shout "I can't believe they built a second interdimensional transport machine in Hokkaido for twice the price! Did you see the look on Jodi Fosters face?!"

[@Lewkis01]

That would floor me. Love that movie lol

[@christoferguson]

I had a guy spoil No Way Home as he was walking out of the movie. It was within the first few days of it opening. Everyone walking in had major spoilers moments before they experienced it for themselves.

[@Anthonyl6892]

I got that reference. Watched the movie way back in school.

[@JonnyLikesGames87]

Dammit, now I can’t rightfully get mad at annoying people, since they’re just doing their job.

[@nargacugalover]

That one baby: **gets a raise together with a promotion**

[@jackslater5886]

I feel like this sketch could've gone on for about 6 hours haha one that came to mind was people stopping their car in a narrow street to chat to a passenger they know in another vehicle coming the other way!

[@filipmazic5486]

Yeah the car scenario has so much potential. People who don't use blinkers! I mean talk about the epitome of annoying when you're on the highway

[@sethadkins546]

@@filipmazic5486 People who go into the wrong lane when turning at an intersection as well

[@ozmond2600]

People not from the area who come to a complete stop while the passenger points.

[@malcolmcox18]

@@ozmond2600 sitting at a light on the phone not paying attention

[@goodgame3374]

@@filipmazic5486 better yet, those people who use their blinkers after they're already 2/3 into the next lane, letting you know what they did right after it's too late to benefit anybody...

[@TotallyHuman]

I love how he's like, "Save some for the field yeah?" such a tactful "NOOOOO!"

[@Adurnis]

That half-second pen-click-and-smirk at 2:40 is my favorite thing from the internet ever.

[@muk_is_superior]

I like the sound of pen clicking, even when someone else Is doing it

[@clarktooncrossing3975]

Hey, in regards to the grocery store thing, you forgot to mention how two people will crowd an entire aisle to make small talk even though they saw each other yesterday, or people who leave their shopping carts in parking spaces meant for cars, or those driving RVs that park it sideways and take up every spot that the carts haven't already claimed, or anybody who uses the express check out to buy like 50 items and back up the line. Makes going out to get cheese sticks an actual nightmare.

[@MyNameWasAlreadTaken]

Can't get over how annoying the shifted "INCORPORATED" in the company logo is.

[@hamchurger4566]

The people at annoying people incorprated are real dedicated to there job

[@adorableanimals4868]

@@hamchurger4566 Their* (This message was given to you by Annoying People Incorporated)

[@hamchurger4566]

@@adorableanimals4868 oh your part of the company two

[@zackkelley2940]

The key to making your making your signage as annoying as possible is to make it as garish and off as you possibly can while ensuring it isn't quite garish and off enough that anyone would actually do anything about it^^

[@magdalenajozwicka2708]

I think they would annoy even more people if there was a spelling mistake or if the spacing between the letters was irregular

[@WIZardO1O1O1]

These are definitely experiences Ryan has had with people and just wants to rant about.

[@DragonAurora]

I have to deal with these people every time I leave my house....

[@Kona_chibi]

Everything up to the end of the 'driving a car around at night and revving the engine' is my experience almost every single day. This whole video should be a public broadcast on T.V run on an hourly schedule to let some people know how excrutiatingly annoying they can be sometimes.

[@joshuageerlofs7751]

Yeah I'll judge strangers I've never met by the car stuff alone. You know full well you're being annoying to a large number of people for no reason, as well as stopping people sleeping. If you choose to do this on a daily basis then in my books you're a bad person.

[@yonatanmonneler1744]

for a while ive been looking for someone to share my frustration about slow walkers. especially at my high school where half of them are girls wearing tight jeans i have no choice but to walk slowly behind them and feel like a creep

[@NickRoman]

Yes, at least the 3am wheel screeching from actual street racing has decreased in my neighborhood. (watch, now it will happen tonight)

[@catbatrat1760]

@@briondalion What about the people who don't set off fireworks?

[@kennethrodrigue1324]

I have watched this over and over again. Literally never gets old.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

"You can also just put your hazards on and park wherever" That was legitimately one of the first things my mom taught me when I started driving.

[@Launchpad_McQuack_Is_A_Chad]

Your mom is a terrible person

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@Galen Smith She's just a WASP mom with 3 kids so she was always rushing. Now she's 62, my siblings and I are all adults, and she no longer does that.

[@weismeister121]

@@maxhydekyle2425 If your mom is a wasp...does that make you a wasp-human hybrid, like in The Fly?!

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@weismeister121 No, I'm a ginger

[@madiantin]

Also, when you're at the gym, get on the treadmill next to a girl running with headphones on. And ask her questions. If she ignores you, tap her on the shoulder so she takes her headphones off to see what you want. Do this repeatedly. When she moves to the treadmill as far away from you as possible, follow her and repeat the behaviour.

[@karert1]

Then you can annoy all the other guys in the holding cell down at the jail :-)

[@speedy01247]

Remember to call her a Karen when she finally gets mad enough to confront you.

[@madiantin]

@@speedy01247 Yes! But make sure it's only middle aged females you're calling Karen. They don't matter as much and it's important to shut them up cos nothing they have to say is important or relevant. But if it's MALES complaining, don't worry about that. Only insult the females.

[@Stettafire]

@@madiantin Better yet call them a FEM-ale. Femoid. Feminist. Tell them girls don't belong in the gym. You know, really make them think you're a "nice guy"

[@pepesilvia429]

I love their enthusiasm, even if it's counterintuitive they're passionate and want to do a good job, I have to respect that.

[@nannasrensen7674]

These are all things that drive me insane! I feel so seen - thank you from the bottom of my heart!

[@maxydey42]

It's nice to see "KZbin ads placement and buttons removal department" rebranded as "Annoying people incorporated" and scaling up. They are really the best in business and deserve bigger chunk of market share

[@mikedangerdoes]

As humorous as this is, it's literally the only thing explains the ubiquitous presence of these people in society.

[@randomname4726]

Can we add people who wear their mask on the God damn chin.

[@Disgruntled_Dave]

@@randomname4726 Whenever I see someone wearing one of those "chin diapers," I just assume they have a birth defect where have such a deep cleft chin it resembles butt cheeks.

[@randomname4726]

@@Disgruntled_Dave lol. It makes me want to uppercut them right on the chin diaper. Luckily unlike them I respect society, its etiquette and rules so just stare daggers at them.

[@Disgruntled_Dave]

@@randomname4726 Well, shit. I am guilty of that act of decency too.

[@BenteinBjerke]

Damn yooouuuu Ryan George!

[@skitlus335]

Other tasks: Squeezing fruit and baked goods with your bare hand before putting them back for others to enjoy Standing still at the top of escalators Entering a vehicle before people can exit Blocking the doors on public transport (ideally by just stopping the second you cross the threshold as you enter the train during rush hour) Refusing to use deodorant

[@Juan_blooms]

You forgot randomly burping in the library every five minutes constantly watching you read and just really loud chewing with your mouth open now that’s what true annoying is

[@armorvil]

I lol'd at the guy loudly asking "who's that guy?" in a movie that didn't explain who the guy is yet, because I've known someone exactly like that, lmfao.

[@maddie9602]

Corollary: the person who asks what's going on after spending the last ten minutes on their phone. I don't know, maybe if you paid attention, you wouldn't be confused!

[@bdragon2214]

This is not just a skit, Ryan is clearly working through some stuff and I'm here for it lol. Preach brother!!

[@lorenzoamer8456]

Don’t forget, when you’re listening to music super loud on public transportation, if someone asks you, “Do you have headphones?” Interpret it as an offer and say either, “No thanks,” or “I’m good”

[@charlescannon2469]

No, sorry. But I could spot you a couple bucks to buy some if you need some.

[@Munto-Z]

Lmao

[@AxylusMaximus]

One time my friends and I were going on a walk at night around the neighborhood and a sketchy guy outside a gas station came up to us and said "Excuse me sir can I ask you a question?" For some reason I responded with, "No thank you" and he went totally silent while we walked by. lol It was pretty awkward

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

@@AxylusMaximus And just like that, you changed my life for the better!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@brucebaker810]

Or "yes". And maintain eye contact.

[@edgarburlyman738]

I do the taking a long time to choose between mustards thing, as well as the asking questions about the movie thing.

[@goatedgames6646]

It’s a great day when Ryan uploads

[@nomsterdude]

Couldn't agree more

[@unkown_bored]

Ikr, I always enjoy it

[@LukeHowarthLEGO]

Best day of the week

[@alastor461]

Or don't forget those that drive really slowly in the passing lane/carpool lane. Then when you try and pass them, they act as though you insulted their parents, grandparents, and their entire family line. Great sketch!

[@Lumerlume11]

Had a lady on one lane road driving 28 in a 40 that's perfectly safe to go 50+ the whole time. Finally a clearing opened up in oncoming lane for me to pass and she just blasted her horn, held it down the whole time. Shit scared the fuck out of me tbh.

[@tifforo1]

One time you shouldn't do that is if they're signaling that they want to get OUT of the passing lane, in which case people passing them on the wrong side makes it harder for them to to get out of it.

[@Karinara]

The realistic "If being annoying was a job" would be telemarketers.

[@IndigoIndustrial]

People that knock on door during your day off at home, to talk about religion.

[@adamdavis1648]

People who use the terms "social justice warrior" and "woke" as insults.

[@MouseGoat]

@@adamdavis1648 lol, and whys that annoying? is it because you cant come back with with a counter as you know they got a point? "Go Woke, Go Broke"

[@adamdavis1648]

@Adrien Melody They're usually not doing anything wrong. If you're annoyed by them, you're probably racist or sexist.

[@IvJo]

I don't know if any of you are joking or not but if you're not you're all just proving how annoying you are.

[@pacer2165]

The part about re-heating leftover fish got me. Happens once or twice a week in my offices lunch room and that smell tends to linger until the following morning.

[@christopherbennett4341]

Great video, Ryan! I wish you had included the part of the grocery store conversation where Interviewer Guy asks Jason what he will do after he finishes shopping though. "So when you are done shopping are you going to put your cart in the cart return?" "No. In fact, I'm going to leave it as far away from the store entrance as possible in the worst place imaginable like in the middle of a parking space or by the side of the road." "Even if it's raining?" "Of course." "Amazing!" "Inconveniencing minimum wage workers is TIGHT!"

[@Munto-Z]

The loud keyboard noise killed me lmao. Well done Ryan, you out did yourself with this video

[@lenwae3053]

Sounds like Ryan has had a rough week. We should all give him a hug. Or whatever the KZbin engagement button equivalent is.

[@GMaster4308]

I now demand a comfort button in place of the dislike button. It might make removing the latter SLIGHTLY more forgivable.

[@foxmovies4776]

I read that as ''We should all give him a drug.''

[@GMaster4308]

@@foxmovies4776 Well, why not? (DISCLAIMER: JOKE)

[@NickRoman]

Well his week sounds like most of my life; so, where's my planet sized hug?

[@polreamonn]

@ We should all give him a hug - Yeah. Let's all invade his personal space.

[@gon2182]

The final 'leftover fish in microwave' punchline hits very close to home, as someone who lives with a person who loves doing exactly that.

[@dapperfan44]

What is wrong with this specifically?

[@yazajag]

​@dapperfan44 it smells awful, but usually people do this in the office break room everything smells like fish everywhere. Also people never clean their exploded or spilled food from the inside of the microwave.

[@marvinweinstein3826]

The fact that the one guy had his phone's keyboard sound enabled... That's what I call attention to detail.

[@solideogloria111]

I feel like Ryan could find an infinite amount of content for this topic.

[@Prookles]

Living in an apartment, I saw a couple of professional annoyers having a chat in the middle of the exist driveway, instead of the open field opposite the apartment. These guys knew their stuff

[@brucebaker810]

Apartment. Music. Angry yells, then silence. Drum set. Balcony bbq. Naked.

[@if7723]

That's when you just keep slowrolling till you almost touch them. If on foot you just walk through them without pause, but its slightly more "likely to be manslaughter" in a vehicle.

[@traigo12]

Add the grocery store, they forgot to leave a 5-lb pack of frozen chicken on a random, unrefrigerated shelf.

[@sunset4083]

The writing on the whiteboard though 🤣😂🤣🤣 " Someone's last piece of gum? That's for you." " Chew with mouth open." " It's just a prank bro."

[@christophergboothe7760]

Yeah rewatching this and saw the board. I noticed the last piece of gum previous but did not recall the other two. Classic :)

[@skumfisken]

Love the positive energy in this one!

[@robin_houf]

i genuinely want to see a day in the life of being annoying as a job now

[@TeddyOG]

Go outside and you'll see plenty of their employees

[@timopper5488]

@@TeddyOG Millions of them.

[@josiechaney9010]

Amazing series idea!

[@cristhianramirez6939]

@MINA---♋️ You are the employee of the month at Annoying People Incorporated

[@shawnchaney373]

Awesome idea

[@zed9zed]

Make sure you stop to decide which way to go immediately when you reach the top or bottom of the escalator. It really helps people panic as they realize they have no way to exit before the stair machine chews their legs off.

[@spideykong777]

All the mini details in this video are superb: the keyboard sound on, the writing on the whiteboards, the logo being slightly off center at the bottom… magnificent

[@arielivri8605]

I really like the boss character! he's so enthusiastic and supportive, unlike your normal boss characters. Creative and fun addition! Loved the video! One of your best ones yet.

[@brucebaker810]

All the good annoyers are in the field. Nice guys get shuffled to management. Peter Principle. ...and a whole annoyance specialty. Peter-based.

[@angryspork610]

I imagine this company would spend a boatload of money on health insurance. Largely because of their employees likely being punched in the face, very hard, by impatient people.

[@MatildaV1980]

Health insurance is a specific US problem. Ryan is Canadian.

[@obi-swankenobi8742]

If Being Annoying Was A Job, my sister would be employee of the year