If Being Annoying Was A Job

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Ryan George

Ryan George

Күн бұрын

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@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
Head to keeps.com/ryangeorge to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment!
@JBproductions.
@JBproductions. 2 жыл бұрын
Hi there hello, I would but my hair is doing fine
@Yours707
@Yours707 2 жыл бұрын
Hi
@quvvy
@quvvy 2 жыл бұрын
sorry no my hairline is doing fine I think
@HutchHere
@HutchHere 2 жыл бұрын
No
@eamonbrannigan
@eamonbrannigan 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, i would but I still have hair
@jacksonflood1702
@jacksonflood1702 2 жыл бұрын
you forgot the important part of slow walkers they magically speed up when you try to pass them
@jennv2948
@jennv2948 2 жыл бұрын
Same with slow drivers in the passing lane
@rokeYouuer
@rokeYouuer 2 жыл бұрын
@@jennv2948 I was once in a hurry and the guy in front of me was doing 35 in a 45. The road briefly opened up into two lanes, so I floored it and jumped up to 60, and the dude SOMEHOW managed to go faster than me for ONLY the 15 seconds I had to pass him. So infuriating.
@benzaiten933
@benzaiten933 2 жыл бұрын
they also seem to know if you want to go around them because they swerve into the direction you wanted to go.
@sleepybobo2403
@sleepybobo2403 2 жыл бұрын
And always walk on a diagonal in parking lots.
@Crootcovitz
@Crootcovitz 2 жыл бұрын
And smoke while walking.
@goldfire1
@goldfire1 2 жыл бұрын
This feels like Ryan's experience at a grocery store and daily life.
@krader12
@krader12 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely he was looking for Mustard and that guy was standing there
@Ayon1428
@Ayon1428 2 жыл бұрын
this has 69 likes and I’m going to break it
@whirrrl
@whirrrl 2 жыл бұрын
*click clik* o yeah thats mine exprerince t2o every *loud sneeze* day
@SyNcLife
@SyNcLife 2 жыл бұрын
Daily struggle
@_anxrea_2866
@_anxrea_2866 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@a-b0t633
@a-b0t633 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man. All these years I've been getting pissed off at people who are just trying to do their jobs. I feel terrible.
@kinggraham5183
@kinggraham5183 Жыл бұрын
underrated comment XD
@muhammadrafay8441
@muhammadrafay8441 Жыл бұрын
​@@kinggraham5183underrated comment YD
@Zogef1996
@Zogef1996 Жыл бұрын
​@@muhammadrafay8441underrated comment ZD
@muhammadrafay8441
@muhammadrafay8441 Жыл бұрын
The next person can say ALPHA D
@kinggraham5183
@kinggraham5183 Жыл бұрын
@@Zogef1996 underrated comment ALPHA D
@rsoulinternet
@rsoulinternet 2 жыл бұрын
Remember to get some fireworks and inexplicably set them off at 2am. For best results, occasionally have break for a couple of minutes before resuming, so that each time it goes quiet, people won't know if it's over or if they'll get annoyed again.
@tzarg
@tzarg Жыл бұрын
be sure to only do it on days without celebrations
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 9 ай бұрын
​@@tzargOh, absolutely
@shaneg9081
@shaneg9081 6 ай бұрын
​@tzarg and absolutely make sure it's on a weekday. Gotta make sure they go to work tired.
@ninaadkale4883
@ninaadkale4883 6 ай бұрын
Actually, for maximum annoyance, do that every single day, whether it is days with celebrations or days without celebrations
@Jebu911
@Jebu911 5 ай бұрын
Isnt that part of the crime job? The stuff in this video wasn't necessarily illegal, just annoying.
@elderlynarwhal1301
@elderlynarwhal1301 2 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of this is that they didn’t mention that you didn’t have enough work experience.
@theod4660
@theod4660 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, baby being annoying, their work experience can be equal to their age, so, 20 years of experience minimum when starting professionaly
@peterg76yt
@peterg76yt 2 жыл бұрын
These were the new hires; there will probably be a future video about their interview process.
@HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine
@HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine 2 жыл бұрын
Well I mean they’ve got all their work experience from since when they were toddlers so idk about that
@Vexy93
@Vexy93 2 жыл бұрын
@@theod4660 Yeah but that's not enought, here in Italy you are required to have at least 20 years of expierence, because they don't want to form you, but you also must have less than 19 years old, so that you can grow as much as possible in the field
@FussyPickles
@FussyPickles 2 жыл бұрын
they mentioned it at the start, nepotism, his dad was annoying
@antonymilne1346
@antonymilne1346 2 жыл бұрын
As annoying all these people are its also surprisingly wholesome how encouraging and excited for them the orientation guy is.
@eldorados_lost_searcher
@eldorados_lost_searcher 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely using positive reinforcement for the new hires.
@omnijack
@omnijack 2 жыл бұрын
I was going to say the same thing. Then wondered if the last two years have just been that traumatizing
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 2 жыл бұрын
How is he management there? I mean, the mustache, sure. But he was hardly annoying at all. Could be a corporate policy. It's just counterproductive to annoy within the company. "Save it for the game." It'd be the nicest place to work, ever. Way better than that beachfront call centre of doom.
@stare4539
@stare4539 2 жыл бұрын
LoOl
@wingtub
@wingtub 2 жыл бұрын
You got 2 comment bot’s… wow
@zachbradley8281
@zachbradley8281 2 жыл бұрын
It’s both annoying and brilliant that the Annoying People Incorporated logo isn’t perfectly aligned
@christopherrodenborg4601
@christopherrodenborg4601 2 жыл бұрын
..........Dang it! Now I cant unsee it
@TheBasicConcept
@TheBasicConcept 2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t even catch it the first time. Lol
@potatocow3305
@potatocow3305 2 жыл бұрын
That annoyed me, but it didn't even occur to me that it was intentional.
@EdgarRoock
@EdgarRoock 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect for people with OCD or those working in desktop publishing.
@lukasdolezal8245
@lukasdolezal8245 2 жыл бұрын
it could be more misaligned for my liking
@DaFazGuy
@DaFazGuy 2 жыл бұрын
I love how this skit shows how being annoying is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@Jackferrett6781
@Jackferrett6781 Жыл бұрын
And tight
@monsieurlaflamme995
@monsieurlaflamme995 Жыл бұрын
This is corny and annoying
@n0wheregrrl
@n0wheregrrl Жыл бұрын
You guys are gonna do so well here!
@JoeyGBean
@JoeyGBean Жыл бұрын
He said the thing!
@noahdyson840
@noahdyson840 Жыл бұрын
Be annoying and it being barely an inconvenience is tight
@hunterkiller1440
@hunterkiller1440 2 жыл бұрын
Also, for bring a child to work day, make sure you neglect your baby so it screams and you do nothing about it, and use the baby stroller to block people in the streets.
@lalala-vk7ex
@lalala-vk7ex 2 жыл бұрын
"it" 😭😭
@o.c.g.m9426
@o.c.g.m9426 2 жыл бұрын
How bout when damn near infants sit in business class seats and start crying
@jamestheawsome100
@jamestheawsome100 2 жыл бұрын
You also get a nice bonus if your work happens to require you to frequently travel by plane.
@anthonymcrooster3703
@anthonymcrooster3703 2 жыл бұрын
Oh definitely neglect your kid at public places. That's public space and that means your kids in public places are as much of other people's problem as they are of yours. You might only deal with them at home and want a break from dealing with them at home so you take them to public place so you could take a break and let other people deal with your kids at public place so you could take a break while taking your kids to public space.
@DomSr
@DomSr 2 жыл бұрын
Or have your boss bring their "I think I'm better than everyone because my dad's the boss pre-teen" to work and have them sit in your cube all day long and observe 😤
@boesvig2258
@boesvig2258 2 жыл бұрын
I never knew being annoying was an actual job. Everything makes so much sense now.
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 жыл бұрын
My Dad always said he is convinced there are people in an actual government job being paid to drive slowly and cause traffic. Now after seeing this video, I believe it. 🤣
@jessicacallaghan8082
@jessicacallaghan8082 2 жыл бұрын
And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
@josiechaney9010
@josiechaney9010 2 жыл бұрын
Zersetzung
@captainlegglemarvo6985
@captainlegglemarvo6985 2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 I say this all the time because there's just no way
@Mama_Bear524
@Mama_Bear524 2 жыл бұрын
@@jessicacallaghan8082 😂😂😂😂
@BarokaiRein
@BarokaiRein 2 жыл бұрын
The sad part is that so many people do all of this without getting paid for their work.
@etherealicer
@etherealicer 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine they would get paid for it... they would be even more annoying.
@CreationsByRachel
@CreationsByRachel 2 жыл бұрын
I know right
@FakeSchrodingersCat
@FakeSchrodingersCat 2 жыл бұрын
Please it is for the love of the craft the professionals are just cheapening the experience by going corporate.
@garbuz3324
@garbuz3324 2 жыл бұрын
*That we know of
@robloxvids2233
@robloxvids2233 2 жыл бұрын
They're doing pro bono work.
@lacountess
@lacountess 2 жыл бұрын
“Also we’re going to give you two cellphones so as soon as you’re done talking loudly on one, the other one rings. That way you’d give people a tiny moment of hope you might be done, only to shatter it.” 😂
@leevix8725
@leevix8725 Жыл бұрын
yes we just watched the video too
@lacountess
@lacountess Жыл бұрын
@@leevix8725 That wasn't from the video. It was from my personal experience, which proves you clearly didn't watch the video. Dumb ass! 😂
@spv420
@spv420 Жыл бұрын
@@leevix8725this was a unique joke, bro try to not have a miserable existence for once in your life
@VladRadu-tq1pg
@VladRadu-tq1pg 11 ай бұрын
wasn t in the video..@@leevix8725
@sarahberkner
@sarahberkner 6 ай бұрын
And you'll only be able to talk on the phone using speakerphone and only in a public place.
@brf101
@brf101 2 жыл бұрын
This seems likes Ryan’s passive aggressive way of venting against everyone that winds him up everyday. 😆😆😆
@CreationsByRachel
@CreationsByRachel 2 жыл бұрын
This video applies to us all, these things are universally annoying to everyone who is not an employee
@brf101
@brf101 2 жыл бұрын
@@CreationsByRachel alright chill. I was just making a joke.
@benjamingardner3314
@benjamingardner3314 2 жыл бұрын
"You know what grinds my gears?...." kinda vibe
@redguywithatophat1900
@redguywithatophat1900 2 жыл бұрын
@@brf101 so was he
@jakel7213
@jakel7213 2 жыл бұрын
@@redguywithatophat1900 alright chill. They were just making a joke.
@Sixxdee9
@Sixxdee9 2 жыл бұрын
0:45 Ryan annoyingly interrupting Ryan, then being interrupted by Ryan to be told “nice interruption, very annoying” almost made my head explode.
@kritichaplot5025
@kritichaplot5025 2 жыл бұрын
I really forget he's playing all three roles 😂
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 жыл бұрын
Very meta, I decided. 😁
@potato3539
@potato3539 2 жыл бұрын
Inception and Tenet at once
@matthewmurphy9955
@matthewmurphy9955 2 жыл бұрын
I would like to advocate for some sequels to this one. There is lots of content still out there
@jessicacallaghan8082
@jessicacallaghan8082 2 жыл бұрын
All the new responsibilities you take on when you reach a managerial position
@sosexyimsexy3210
@sosexyimsexy3210 2 жыл бұрын
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
@grapy83
@grapy83 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly 🤣
@RachelPotter-zf3cy
@RachelPotter-zf3cy Ай бұрын
He'll yes
@moadot720
@moadot720 Жыл бұрын
2:37 "Love the enthusiasm, hate the visual" is an ICONIC quote. 😂
@nuschi550
@nuschi550 22 күн бұрын
I want that on a T-Shirt
@praveenvijeyakumar741
@praveenvijeyakumar741 2 жыл бұрын
I love how this channel is just Ryan passive-aggressively complaining about humanity. This channel doesn't have a single bad video on it.
@soffren
@soffren 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Never seen a KZbinr with so many straight bangers in a row
@elisgus135
@elisgus135 2 жыл бұрын
@@soffren yeah I've only seen a youtuber with this many gay bangers
@MorganEdgy
@MorganEdgy 2 жыл бұрын
@@elisgus135 XD
@bearvillebear1468
@bearvillebear1468 2 жыл бұрын
Keep strong. Dont forget that despite the struggles and madness in this world today, God is full of justice, mercy and love. Justice said we broke His perfect law - causing the world's previous perfection to be destroyed - and therefore we deserve Hell (like a punishment in any legal system but this is eternal as His perfect law is eternal too). Don't think you fit in that category? Ever done one of these?: lying, stealing - regardless of how small the object EVER, hating others - which is murder in God's perfect law, lusting (plus God sees our entire thought life). Justice says "the soul that sins shall die" - if we break one in thought/word/deed it's as if we're guilty of all of them. Quite simply, living by the law (which is doing everything perfectly) is impossible for sinful humans . The law shows us that 1. We will die in Hell if we fail to follow it and 2. We cannot save ourselves BUT, 3. God's perfect, immovable law points us to Christ, who followed and fulfilled the law in thought, word and deed perfectly in our place. He did what we couldn't and did it on our behalf. He was then sentenced to death on a cross, and took our personal punishment for our sin, paying our penalty (like paying our fine) completely FOR us, and has given us freedom. If we turn from the sins we have committed and repent (pursue the opposite direction of love through Christ) He will, overtime, recreate us back into that previously perfect image through The Holy Spirit which Jesus sends to all who accept Him as their personal Lord and Savior of their life. He will help us through the struggle, the stress, and anything we experience in the world. It's about letting Christ in to guide and teach you and obeying Him through His power (not ourselves, we need Him to help us as it's impossible without depending on His power and instruction). He is our substitute in His life, death and resurrection. He essentially rewrote history in our place so that, if you believe in Him, it will be as if you had never sinned if you accept Christ's death as our own in our place. He is in Heaven right now preparing a place for us so that He can take His faithful, believing children home with Him when He returns. He will ressurrect us from death when He returns, giving mercy to those who accept His love, instruction and teachings in their life, and give justice to those who refuse it. He doesn't want ANY of us to go to Hell and die for continuing in evil and rejecting His way to life, thats why He died FOR us. Hes giving EVERYONE a chance, He wants everyone to take the free gift of salvation from Hell. He wants us to be His and begin to follow His life of love and service through His power and abiding (staying) with Him. So long as we keep our hearts near to Christ through His strength, strive to follow His will of perfect love revealed in the Bible, and let Him lead in the midst of (very certain) pitfalls and struggles, we will, in time, win the ultimate victory over sin, pain and DEATH through Christ. Even if you are willing to be made willing, pray for Jesus to come in and He will do what we can't. Give us The Holy Spirit who will guide us in the right way. Christ says in John 16:33: I have told you these things, so that in Me you may have [perfect] peace. In the world you have tribulation and distress and suffering, but be courageous [be confident, be undaunted, be filled with joy]; I have overcome the world.” [My conquest is accomplished, My victory abiding.] - (AMPLIFIED version) NOTE: You are NEVER too sinful or messed up that God cannot turn your life around through Jesus. EVER. Regardless of what you've done or what you're going through you CAN make it through Jesus. If you have any questions let me know
@DeanS946
@DeanS946 2 жыл бұрын
@@bearvillebear1468 k
@O4C209
@O4C209 2 жыл бұрын
Advice for annoying parking: make sure you park right on the line so people will think they have enough space to park but realize they can't open their door enough to get out. Then they'll have to start the car again, back out, and find another parking space. This will get person after person. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
@crossingplays2155
@crossingplays2155 2 жыл бұрын
More advice: instead of using a turn signal the right way, flash it just once before changing lanes. Who cares if they seen it or not, right? The most annoying thing that could come from this is a hospital bill
@bard-anilsen
@bard-anilsen 2 жыл бұрын
I like to have the back in the middle and the front on the line. That way it looks like it is enough room untll someone gets close...
@Andras889
@Andras889 2 жыл бұрын
Also, when you're at the gym you can say some encouraging words while staring at people like: that's it you can do it, just a few more, just keep repeating, it really helps people
@justinklenk
@justinklenk 2 жыл бұрын
My friend once photocopied a piece of paper left on his windshield when he'd parked on the line. It was a picture of Mickey Mouse, smiling and all bending out at you at the waist gaily, with one hand on his hip, and the other thrusting out his middle finger at you, with the caption: "THANKS FOR PARKING SO CLOSE - ASSHOLE. _NEXT_ TIME, LEAVE A FUCKING _CAN OPENER_ SO I CAN GET MY CAR OUT." My buddy was cracking up, but he said it was all only because the person on his other side had parked on HIS line... which I know can happen, kind of... but I'm so glad it did in this case. 🤔✅ ...🤣!!!
@asmosisyup2557
@asmosisyup2557 2 жыл бұрын
or do the same thing when parallel parking, so that the car in front of you can't leave until you do. Have come back to my car several times to find i only have 1 foot infront and behind my car, so options are to wait it out or catch a bus, or do a 37 point turn.
@alansmithee419
@alansmithee419 2 жыл бұрын
There are two options in life: 1. Constantly annoy everyone. 2. Constantly worry about whether you might be annoying everyone.
@northeasttrainspotting
@northeasttrainspotting 2 жыл бұрын
I choose option 2.
@alansmithee419
@alansmithee419 2 жыл бұрын
@@northeasttrainspotting I just started uncontrollably laughing at my own comment because I forgot I made it (still don't remember doing it) and I don't know whether I should be happy about that.
@northeasttrainspotting
@northeasttrainspotting 2 жыл бұрын
@@alansmithee419 That's literally one of the things I've been worrying about lately though.
@honestgamestation9734
@honestgamestation9734 2 жыл бұрын
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@Runninglizards
@Runninglizards 2 жыл бұрын
@@honestgamestation9734 2
@CountessOfOle
@CountessOfOle 2 жыл бұрын
More tips for being Annoying at a movie theater. Eat your popcorn as loudly as possible with your mouth wide open, one piece at a time, so it lasts as long as possible. If you're at the back and checking your phone throughout the whole movie isn't a viable way to annoy people, don't worry! There are still ways to annoy the people in front of you. If someone is directly in front of you, rest your feet or knees heavily against the back of the chair and "accidentally" kick it as often and as hard as possible. If there's nobody directly in front of you, but there is someone one or two chairs over, drape your feet over the top of the chair in front of you, so they're as close to the other person's face as you can get them. Bonus points, if you take off your shoes, and your feet reek. If your theater has a sloped floor, quietly spill your extra large drink while it's completely full and don't tell anyone, so that anything the people in the rows in front of you might be keeping on the floor (purses, shoes, feet, etc) gets sticky and trashed. Also make sure to spill every iota of popcorn that you don't chew loudly (and maybe some that you do) on the floor and leave all of your trash behind. The theater employees love knowing exactly where you were sitting and have nothing better to do than to clean up after you. If you have a loud baby or toddler, absolutely do not take him/her out of the auditorium if he/she starts crying, and if that child soils a diaper, just straight up change it in the auditorium and leave the dirty diaper on the floor where not only does everyone around you have to smell it for the rest of the movie, but then a total stranger has to clean it up afterwards. Oh, and vape! Vape a lot. The projector light passing through your clouds is super distracting. When the movie is over, talk loudly about spoilers while passing the line for the next showing. If it's opening weekend, be sure to share any spoilers with the staff while getting your spilled drink refilled for the road. Chances are, they haven't gotten to see it yet, cause they've been too busy working. I've got a million more, but the more advanced techniques specialize in annoying the staff rather than the general populace, so I'll stop here. This rant was brought to you by someone who spent over ten years working at a movie theater.
@Thomas-ty1jl
@Thomas-ty1jl Жыл бұрын
This takes more time to read than the video or more than 5 minutes also nice ideas I'm gonna go try them
@ram89572
@ram89572 Жыл бұрын
Seriously, you had someone leave a used diaper on the floor? What the hell kind of animals went to that theater?
@lynxflame4115
@lynxflame4115 Жыл бұрын
Before I read the end, I was gonna say, that's a lot of thought put into this
@KatieMaddalena
@KatieMaddalena Жыл бұрын
Damn and I can't even eat popcorn without feeling bad for making noise.
@KatieMaddalena
@KatieMaddalena Жыл бұрын
@@ram89572 I worked in a grocery store and had a used diaper fall out of the bathroom trash as I was taking it out. Not even wrapped up or sealed or anything, so yeah I believe it.
@airavkathariya4077
@airavkathariya4077 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think people understand how much effort Ryan or Ryan’s team puts into the graphics in the green screened background. There’s so much attention to detail in these hilarious videos!
@benedictwhite3751
@benedictwhite3751 2 жыл бұрын
So true
@KamikazePlains
@KamikazePlains 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah i don't understand how much effort it takes for da green screen stiff
@KelticTim
@KelticTim 2 жыл бұрын
Can you really call clones a team?
@benzaiten933
@benzaiten933 2 жыл бұрын
a team consisting of himself?
@Orynae
@Orynae 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I try not to pay too much attention to the visuals because then I start to fixate on his overzealous color correction... Seriously, look at the whites of his eyes or anytime he wears a white shirt -- those bad boys are _pink_ af
@AgarTech
@AgarTech 2 жыл бұрын
1:49 Love how Jason's phone keyboard is on sound so EVERYBODY can hear it while he types. He's a natural!
@Xomage999
@Xomage999 2 жыл бұрын
All my life, I just thought that these people were being annoying, when it turns out that it was actually just smart business and the free market at work! Thanks Ryan George, for shedding some light on these underappreciated hard workers of society!
@alien1299
@alien1299 2 жыл бұрын
I know right?!! I never knew they were actually honest and hardworking citizens.
@carlrood4457
@carlrood4457 Жыл бұрын
Can we give a shout out to the guy who plays hip hop on his car stereo with the volume and bass all the way up that you don't just hear it, but feel it even with your car windows closed.
@shadowhawkrine1947
@shadowhawkrine1947 2 жыл бұрын
I like the subtle bit where his phone's touch and feedback sounds are on max so everyone can hear every single button he clicks and every single letter he texts
@rayzhang3246
@rayzhang3246 2 жыл бұрын
which part of the video is this?
@vosacz
@vosacz 2 жыл бұрын
@@rayzhang3246 1:51
@theCantinafan
@theCantinafan Жыл бұрын
My mom when she fails to disconnect her phone from the Bluetooth speaker I'm using.
@iamironman3388
@iamironman3388 Жыл бұрын
Also that the number 2 took multiple clicks
@Grand-Theft-Autism
@Grand-Theft-Autism Жыл бұрын
@@iamironman3388he spelled it like “two”
@omgthisissoawesome
@omgthisissoawesome 2 жыл бұрын
I love when Ryan makes these obviously salty skits based on things that definitely have been annoying him on a daily basis
@JaharNarishma
@JaharNarishma 2 жыл бұрын
As they say: the globe is you're oyster. Ryan gets he's inspiration from every day life.
@LouieTooie
@LouieTooie 2 жыл бұрын
The greatest ideas come from real life experiences! That’s how I get my ideas for comedy skits as well lol
@galactorsus_i.n.c
@galactorsus_i.n.c 2 жыл бұрын
@@LouieTooie that's what comedy is, it's making fun of frustrations to let the negativity go. that's why comedian's who aren't afraid to tackle issues are seen as funny. : P
@idontknoq4813
@idontknoq4813 2 жыл бұрын
Shoulda posted this here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2PZmJmni8SbqsU
@evileqwine6106
@evileqwine6106 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a well known fact that this is how Canadians deal with their anger.
@schurging22
@schurging22 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna spread so wide people will think I have 8 balls!" "Love the enthusiasm; hate the visual. Nice work!"
@cuzidodgebullets6797
@cuzidodgebullets6797 2 жыл бұрын
Like an idiot I tried to take a dri k during this video. Just so happened to be at this point which means I spit out whatever it was..
@NiGhTm4r389
@NiGhTm4r389 2 жыл бұрын
You know what also is annoying? People literally only posting quotes from the video and nothing else. We all saw it, dumbass
@shadowsdclxvi3062
@shadowsdclxvi3062 2 жыл бұрын
@@NiGhTm4r389 you get upset that someone wrote something they found funny your way to sensitive grow up dude 😂
@ItsEv
@ItsEv 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowsdclxvi3062 I was about to correct the grammar mistakes, but then I remembered that doing so is also really annoying
@shadowsdclxvi3062
@shadowsdclxvi3062 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItsEv it is but if its not against me and people get annoyed it's funny 🤣
@cyrp7312
@cyrp7312 2 жыл бұрын
4:09 The twitter and instagram icons have a non-alligned ring… BRILLIANT
@TheArchangel911
@TheArchangel911 2 жыл бұрын
Florp flap is definitely an expert Annoying person.🤣😂🤣
@TheGuardDuck
@TheGuardDuck 2 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@FizzySplash217
@FizzySplash217 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry!
@jelita_
@jelita_ 2 жыл бұрын
You need to get all the way of his hairless back 🤣
@MMAli-rq8kd
@MMAli-rq8kd 2 жыл бұрын
Interplanetary expert (in your face "international experts")
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 2 жыл бұрын
You overlooked one of the top jobs for annoying people: Posting spam for porn sites in KZbin comments!
@Disgruntled_Dave
@Disgruntled_Dave 2 жыл бұрын
I've been seeing a lot of that in this section. They must have taken inspiration from the video!
@olserknam
@olserknam 2 жыл бұрын
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@Conta_Minated
@Conta_Minated 2 жыл бұрын
@@olserknam Dear friend: My name is Scammi Wazoo, son of the CEO of the Dupeyu Bank of Nigeria. Due to Political strife, I am unable to move my family’s savings of $20,000,000 (TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS) without it being traced by rebel roces... and so on. You know the rest.
@fast1nakus
@fast1nakus 2 жыл бұрын
those are bots, not actual people usually
@docrofreborn7497
@docrofreborn7497 2 жыл бұрын
@@Conta_Minated Ok, you got me there. You got me good.
@Carol-zp6jh
@Carol-zp6jh 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, and always remember to do this in staff meetings: as soon as a quiet person presents an idea, LOUDLY repeat it and make it your own! You'll get all the kudos and maybe other perks. It's not annoying to anyone though - except the poor schmuck you crushed - so it may not qualify you for getting hired here.
@anderskronquist9750
@anderskronquist9750 2 жыл бұрын
I see we have someone aiming for management here! :)
@Carol-zp6jh
@Carol-zp6jh 2 жыл бұрын
@@anderskronquist9750 How do you think I got into management? 😂 By boss did it to me all the time - I learned well! (JK!) 😀
@Jzombi301
@Jzombi301 2 жыл бұрын
its the same thing in school. i was the quiet kid and when the teacher asked a question i would say the answer but i dont like drawing attention to myself so it would come out quiet and then someone else would say the exact same thing i did and they would get credit. usually if the person was nice they would actually say that i was the one that said it first but that didnt happen all the time
@deeendee7162
@deeendee7162 2 жыл бұрын
Because that happens, regularily... you know... you know, for sure! This is not even one bit made up! You know, Timon and Pumba: Based on a true story!
@mygoldenwitch
@mygoldenwitch 2 жыл бұрын
@@deeendee7162 Found the loud person!
@thebroketube4658
@thebroketube4658 2 жыл бұрын
You could of added a few more for the grocery store. If your going in to buy 1 or 2 items, make sure you bring your whole family with you. Don't forget about grandma and grandpa who can barley walk, make sure they come! Oh, and when you pick an item out and put it in your shopping cart, you then want to displace that item on different product, even though you could take 2 steps to your right and put the item back in the proper spot. Also, when employees are working and pulling heavy pallets and therefore using momentum, you want to make sure you walk infront and behind them at ALL TIMES so they have to continously stop and start again. There could be A LOT of room to walk around those employees, but DON'T! Make sure you are always in their way. Speaking of employees, who are usually gettting paid minimum wage, you want to complain to them about the PRICES of the stores product. As if they are getting comission. Lastly, when an item is sold out, and you ask the employee if they have any more in the back, if you get told "no, sorry we are sold out", DO NOT ACCEPT THAT ANSWER! Keep asking for them to check, and you can take it a step further, go ask other employees to check and then THE MANAGER! Make the employee waste valuable time to search for an item, they know 100% IS NOT IN STOCK. Just a few points you could of added.
@crazycreaturestudios
@crazycreaturestudios Жыл бұрын
The family also mustn’t forget to brings the kids that make a mess in every isle and the baby that cries the ENTIRE TIME it’s in the store. Not stopping for a single second.
@captaineinsicht264
@captaineinsicht264 Жыл бұрын
Writing a long ass comment is also anoying. Plus getting a reply 5 month later should be more anoying, so here you go
@thebroketube4658
@thebroketube4658 Жыл бұрын
@@captaineinsicht264 How dare you reply 5 months later. You ruined my day.
@captainmurphy4720
@captainmurphy4720 Жыл бұрын
You have to do anything you possibly can to GET OUT OF RETAIL!
@milesjolly6173
@milesjolly6173 Жыл бұрын
And at the end of it, just leave your shopping trolley wherever. Entrance to the supermarket, car park, nearby canal, someone’s front garden, it doesn’t matter.
@OneTopic
@OneTopic 2 жыл бұрын
Being annoying is *super easy!* Barely an inconvenience.
@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875
@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for this bland comment to get a million likes for having a check mark next to it
@abc-zq8yt
@abc-zq8yt 2 жыл бұрын
Omg OT is here
@stargazer1998
@stargazer1998 2 жыл бұрын
@@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 shut up. It’s a good reference from a wholesome person.
@denverarnold6210
@denverarnold6210 2 жыл бұрын
Only for those being annoying. Everyone else is very inconvenienced.
@Bigp707
@Bigp707 2 жыл бұрын
its also tight!
@jschnei3
@jschnei3 2 жыл бұрын
When Ryan said "Can I just add something to that?" I thought he was going to repeat exactly what the first Ryan had said as though he'd just thought of it
@Bashar3A
@Bashar3A 2 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity
@Michael-Archonaeus
@Michael-Archonaeus 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, he could also just say "hey, I've got an idea!" and then say exactly what the other guy just said, that way making it all about himself, and taking the credit for it! That would be so annoying, right?
@jschnei3
@jschnei3 2 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-Archonaeus, I see what you did there. Very clever.
@staxmurphy64
@staxmurphy64 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Ryan, you completely forgot the one when two people who know each other are driving down the street in the opposite direction, then stop, roll down their window, and have a conversation while completely blocking traffic on both sides.
@jonathanallard2128
@jonathanallard2128 2 жыл бұрын
COMPLETELY forgot.
@maddie9602
@maddie9602 2 жыл бұрын
While putting their hazards on, of course, because everyone knows putting your hazards on magically makes it okay to block traffic!
@leoncoben6983
@leoncoben6983 2 жыл бұрын
I have never seen that happen is that an actual thing?
@giadriana
@giadriana 2 жыл бұрын
@@leoncoben6983 I think it's a more rural thing. yes it happens all the time around here lol
@davidbuwalda2226
@davidbuwalda2226 2 жыл бұрын
You must live in South Carolina
@Animanarchy
@Animanarchy 11 ай бұрын
This was pretty much perfect. Very relatable. I feel like I've stepped into the zombie apocalypse when I enter a grocery store and find myself speedwalking, almost running, around a bunch of slow confused NPCs.
@inzyster
@inzyster 2 жыл бұрын
When you’re walking or cycling with someone it is vital that you stay next to each other because keeping a private conversation going is more important than leaving space for others on the sidewalk. Bonus points if you force the opposite traffic out of the sidewalk entirely because you refuse to make room for people to pass.
@yonatanmonneler1744
@yonatanmonneler1744 2 жыл бұрын
bonus points if they are girls with tight jeans and youre forced to look like a pervert from the side walking slowly behind them
@dividedstatesofamerica2520
@dividedstatesofamerica2520 2 жыл бұрын
@@yonatanmonneler1744 As if I give a shit about looking like a "pervert".
@TheToneBender
@TheToneBender 2 жыл бұрын
Another tip for Kevin is to always grunt while lifting weights. Preferably shirtless in front of a mirror.
@HariSeldon913
@HariSeldon913 2 жыл бұрын
Seems like he's putting too much work into it. Much easier to just pick a popular machine and sit on it without using it for half an hour at a time.
@IndigoIndustrial
@IndigoIndustrial 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to drop those weights.
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 жыл бұрын
I think we all forgot that guy or girl in the locker room who remains naked while blowdrying their hair for an hour. 🤢
@neissy
@neissy 2 жыл бұрын
whats wrong with grunting
@kevh6303
@kevh6303 2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 That sounds way more like a girl thing, but let's not import it to the guys' locker room.
@maxmustermann2417
@maxmustermann2417 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most elaborated passive aggressive way to tell us what kind of people annoy someone anyone has ever made. Keep it up! edit: removed unintended grammar nazi trolling
@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 2 жыл бұрын
Alas, the people that really need to see this, won't. And those that do, won't change their behavior in the least.
@ChrisSmith-bh2hg
@ChrisSmith-bh2hg 2 жыл бұрын
I see you are using pass ave aggressive spe;;ing misstakes to anoy tha kond of person who is a gramma nar tsi.
@maxmustermann2417
@maxmustermann2417 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisSmith-bh2hg thenk yu
@insertname1607
@insertname1607 2 жыл бұрын
@@rowynnecrowley1689 Because these are things that everyone does at some point and rarely notices?
@teddyfallon4647
@teddyfallon4647 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for the grocery part of this skit. Grocery shopping drives me insane since people just cant seem to think as I'm trying to swiftly navigate the store.
@avenged7peep958
@avenged7peep958 8 ай бұрын
As a grocery store worker, people are so annoying
@Wawagirl17
@Wawagirl17 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan has such a healthy, unique method of getting his latest pet peeves off his chest.
@DramaticBloodyBirds
@DramaticBloodyBirds 2 жыл бұрын
@@nichole4684 You folks are NAILING This annoying job, wow!
@Vonononie
@Vonononie 2 жыл бұрын
@@DramaticBloodyBirds spamming comments on multiple channels, super easy!
@DramaticBloodyBirds
@DramaticBloodyBirds 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vonononie Barely an inconvenience!
@josiechaney9010
@josiechaney9010 2 жыл бұрын
True 👍 And I appreciate your precise adjectives, instead of the still ubiquitous “wholesome.” 👍🌸
@caitlynblake2773
@caitlynblake2773 2 жыл бұрын
Jason: *inspects mustard for 10 solid minutes* Kevin: *reaches in front and grabs one* Training Guy: 🤯
@chaihill1837
@chaihill1837 2 жыл бұрын
Actually that’s better for the company, it’s like annoyance squared.
@GTMQ8
@GTMQ8 2 жыл бұрын
We should take a moment to appreciate how well done the ad space segments are no matter what product is being advertised.
@thelexicon7294
@thelexicon7294 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan and the Internet Historian have me anticipating their ad breaks as much as their content, ngl
@ScienceDiscoverer
@ScienceDiscoverer 2 жыл бұрын
@@thelexicon7294 They can't compete with Lindibage in that regard.
@shelbydickson8424
@shelbydickson8424 6 ай бұрын
I'm going to look at that mustard as if I have never seen mustard in my entire life before! had me rolling. I'm surprised with parking that he didn't mention the whole new backing up thing that takes forever!
@milosmith5326
@milosmith5326 2 жыл бұрын
as a grocery store employee, i heard “so here’s a scenario: you’re in a grocery store” and that was all i needed to hear. grocery store customers are all annoying simply by being in the store while im working
@onkelpappkov2666
@onkelpappkov2666 2 жыл бұрын
I want some fresh meat. Oh nevermind, I don't want it anymore. I'll just -put it back where it came from- -ask a worker to put it back- -drop it on the ground- go through the added effort of hiding it deep behind the unrefrigerated pasta products as a funny easter egg for long after it has expired.
@oskarhenriksen
@oskarhenriksen 2 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid your store is a training area
@jameswolf5513
@jameswolf5513 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry!!!!
@deeendee7162
@deeendee7162 2 жыл бұрын
Ironicly, most teachers says the same thing about all students! ;P
@homerman76
@homerman76 2 жыл бұрын
@@onkelpappkov2666 It's crap like this that make me forever on board the "Every human being should be legally required to work part time in the service industry." It's bonkers just how little people seem to care about employees of the retail and fast food industries.
@KneelB4Bacon
@KneelB4Bacon 2 жыл бұрын
Also, when you're revving your engine, make sure you wait about a minute and a half between revving sessions . . . you know, just long enough for your neighbors to think you've finally stopped and then rev it some more. Make sure you do this for at least 2 hours, minimum.
@carolynbares7643
@carolynbares7643 2 жыл бұрын
In the same vein, let the dog outside to bark at intervals starting at 8 am Sunday morning until you finished your second coffee, while you tell the dog “There’s the squirrel!”
@maddie9602
@maddie9602 2 жыл бұрын
Also, make sure to _never,_ under any circumstances, use your signals! Bonus points if you're an erratic and unpredictable driver who constantly and suddenly changes lanes without checking if there's room for you!
@muskyoxes
@muskyoxes 2 жыл бұрын
Also make sure to be so protective of your car that you put an alarm on it. Then completely ignore your car for the one hour the alarm is going off.
@GriffinMittens
@GriffinMittens 2 жыл бұрын
I like that he even subtlety included points like the keyboard clicks turned on at 1:50 😂
@TheWadson
@TheWadson 2 жыл бұрын
And also the guy chewing gum with his mouth open
@skitlus335
@skitlus335 2 жыл бұрын
Other tasks: Squeezing fruit and baked goods with your bare hand before putting them back for others to enjoy Standing still at the top of escalators Entering a vehicle before people can exit Blocking the doors on public transport (ideally by just stopping the second you cross the threshold as you enter the train during rush hour) Refusing to use deodorant
@Juan_blooms
@Juan_blooms 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot randomly burping in the library every five minutes constantly watching you read and just really loud chewing with your mouth open now that’s what true annoying is
@ValensBellator
@ValensBellator 2 жыл бұрын
You get the impression Ryan was just trying to buy some mustard recently and ended up writing a sketch in his head?
@bubblemonkeys
@bubblemonkeys 2 жыл бұрын
That's how he always gets his sketches. The man eats a lot of ketchup
@phiksit
@phiksit 2 жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time someone was standing in my way at a store...
@aaronseidl5941
@aaronseidl5941 2 жыл бұрын
Buying mustard is TIGHT!
@ThreadBomb
@ThreadBomb 2 жыл бұрын
Just invade that personal space and get that damn mustard!
@andarted
@andarted 2 жыл бұрын
I love the third freshly hired person in the clip who claimed (just before the cameras start rolling) they could follow the conversation perfectly while just briefly checking their messages on their phone. That's employee of the month material.
@ouchman4212
@ouchman4212 2 жыл бұрын
It's nice to be a part of Ryan's group therapy.
@debbylou5729
@debbylou5729 2 жыл бұрын
The standing in line😂😂😂 I moved to Canada and received instruction from another American. She taught me how to stand. Cart in front of you, one foot on the back of the cart, lean back with your arm propped on the opposite hip, elbow out. Two thumbs up
@faolan2174
@faolan2174 2 жыл бұрын
Another things professional annoying people do: Leave their shopping cart sitting in a car parking space. Drivers think the spot is open until the last second when they see the cart in the way.
@1IGG
@1IGG 2 жыл бұрын
It is open. Shopping carts are mobile
@RobSchellinger
@RobSchellinger 2 жыл бұрын
No, the motorcyclists who not only take the spot, but pull all the way forward to fool everyone.
@maddie9602
@maddie9602 2 жыл бұрын
Bonus points if the corral is literally ten feet away and would have taken all of five seconds to properly put their cart away!
@FakeSchrodingersCat
@FakeSchrodingersCat 2 жыл бұрын
Please these are professionals you can take up at least 2 if not 3 spots with a well placed shopping cart. If possible get it into a position that a car parking close will cause the cart to start rolling hopefully in the direction of a car.
@mresturk9336
@mresturk9336 2 жыл бұрын
Or blockade the entire lane because they insist on backing in instead pulling in to their parking space. Despite having no talent for backing in thus requiring 4 or 5 very slow attempts to get it right. There is a pandemic of those people at my job.
@anika4692
@anika4692 2 жыл бұрын
Even though we are from different cultures, all of this sounds 100% relatable. Good job there.
@PaulTheSkeptic
@PaulTheSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын
It's not 100% relatable. Come on. That's statistically impossible. It's like, 90% relatable at most. Oh sorry. I'm trying to get a job annoying people on the internet by contradicting literally anything anyone says.
@metrillbeats
@metrillbeats 2 жыл бұрын
Being annoying has no culture gab
@outspokenmide
@outspokenmide 2 жыл бұрын
@@PaulTheSkeptic got me there 🤣
@PaulTheSkeptic
@PaulTheSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын
@@outspokenmide Lol. Sounds familiar don't it?
@londomollari1082
@londomollari1082 2 жыл бұрын
Where are you from?
@TotallyHuman
@TotallyHuman 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he's like, "Save some for the field yeah?" such a tactful "NOOOOO!"
@JSSmith-uq8cq
@JSSmith-uq8cq Жыл бұрын
LOL! Really great skit! I know this is a year old, but I just found you recently!!! 😆🤣
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 2 жыл бұрын
"You can also just put your hazards on and park wherever" That was legitimately one of the first things my mom taught me when I started driving.
@Launchpad_McQuack_Is_A_Chad
@Launchpad_McQuack_Is_A_Chad 2 жыл бұрын
Your mom is a terrible person
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 2 жыл бұрын
@Galen Smith She's just a WASP mom with 3 kids so she was always rushing. Now she's 62, my siblings and I are all adults, and she no longer does that.
@weismeister121
@weismeister121 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxhydekyle2425 If your mom is a wasp...does that make you a wasp-human hybrid, like in The Fly?!
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 2 жыл бұрын
@@weismeister121 No, I'm a ginger
@TeeAiDee
@TeeAiDee 2 жыл бұрын
Ironically, the one that got me the most was in the background. Chewing with your mouth open. Gets me every. Dang. Time.
@DodgeThatAttack
@DodgeThatAttack 2 жыл бұрын
i sure love when people stand in the middle of enclosed spaces for entire conversations paying 0 attention to their surroundings and not moving for people trying to get past
@ReturnToSenderz
@ReturnToSenderz 2 жыл бұрын
If you visit a rural town, you’ll probably see this except it’s people in their cars in the middle of the street. 🙂🙃🙂🙃
@nargacugalover
@nargacugalover Жыл бұрын
That one baby: **gets a raise together with a promotion**
@ChronikSpartan
@ChronikSpartan 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this at full volume on a public bus and laughed obnoxiously all the way through...
@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 2 жыл бұрын
Why? It wasn't THAT funny.
@shawnparshall1165
@shawnparshall1165 2 жыл бұрын
You're hired!
@Goldy01
@Goldy01 2 жыл бұрын
@@rowynnecrowley1689 bruh...
@Naterdoo1
@Naterdoo1 2 жыл бұрын
@@rowynnecrowley1689 Ooh very nice! Telling someone that something that they laughed at isn't funny. Very annoying!
@IsuiGtz
@IsuiGtz 2 жыл бұрын
All while manspreading the shit out of your legs I suppose.
@heatshield
@heatshield 2 жыл бұрын
Also, Jason should remember when he's walking out of the theater past all the people walking in, to shout "I can't believe they built a second interdimensional transport machine in Hokkaido for twice the price! Did you see the look on Jodi Fosters face?!"
@Lewkis01
@Lewkis01 2 жыл бұрын
That would floor me. Love that movie lol
@christoferguson
@christoferguson 2 жыл бұрын
I had a guy spoil No Way Home as he was walking out of the movie. It was within the first few days of it opening. Everyone walking in had major spoilers moments before they experienced it for themselves.
@Anthonyl6892
@Anthonyl6892 2 жыл бұрын
I got that reference. Watched the movie way back in school.
@jackslater5886
@jackslater5886 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like this sketch could've gone on for about 6 hours haha one that came to mind was people stopping their car in a narrow street to chat to a passenger they know in another vehicle coming the other way!
@filipmazic5486
@filipmazic5486 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah the car scenario has so much potential. People who don't use blinkers! I mean talk about the epitome of annoying when you're on the highway
@sethadkins546
@sethadkins546 2 жыл бұрын
@@filipmazic5486 People who go into the wrong lane when turning at an intersection as well
@ozmond2600
@ozmond2600 2 жыл бұрын
People not from the area who come to a complete stop while the passenger points.
@malcolmcox18
@malcolmcox18 2 жыл бұрын
@@ozmond2600 sitting at a light on the phone not paying attention
@goodgame3374
@goodgame3374 2 жыл бұрын
@@filipmazic5486 better yet, those people who use their blinkers after they're already 2/3 into the next lane, letting you know what they did right after it's too late to benefit anybody...
@clarktooncrossing3975
@clarktooncrossing3975 4 ай бұрын
Hey, in regards to the grocery store thing, you forgot to mention how two people will crowd an entire aisle to make small talk even though they saw each other yesterday, or people who leave their shopping carts in parking spaces meant for cars, or those driving RVs that park it sideways and take up every spot that the carts haven't already claimed, or anybody who uses the express check out to buy like 50 items and back up the line. Makes going out to get cheese sticks an actual nightmare.
@lorenzoamer8456
@lorenzoamer8456 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget, when you’re listening to music super loud on public transportation, if someone asks you, “Do you have headphones?” Interpret it as an offer and say either, “No thanks,” or “I’m good”
@charlescannon2469
@charlescannon2469 2 жыл бұрын
No, sorry. But I could spot you a couple bucks to buy some if you need some.
@Munto-Z
@Munto-Z 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@AxylusMaximus
@AxylusMaximus 2 жыл бұрын
One time my friends and I were going on a walk at night around the neighborhood and a sketchy guy outside a gas station came up to us and said "Excuse me sir can I ask you a question?" For some reason I responded with, "No thank you" and he went totally silent while we walked by. lol It was pretty awkward
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 жыл бұрын
@@AxylusMaximus And just like that, you changed my life for the better!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 2 жыл бұрын
Or "yes". And maintain eye contact.
@Karinara
@Karinara 2 жыл бұрын
The realistic "If being annoying was a job" would be telemarketers.
@IndigoIndustrial
@IndigoIndustrial 2 жыл бұрын
People that knock on door during your day off at home, to talk about religion.
@adamdavis1648
@adamdavis1648 2 жыл бұрын
People who use the terms "social justice warrior" and "woke" as insults.
@MouseGoat
@MouseGoat 2 жыл бұрын
@@adamdavis1648 lol, and whys that annoying? is it because you cant come back with with a counter as you know they got a point? "Go Woke, Go Broke"
@adamdavis1648
@adamdavis1648 2 жыл бұрын
@Adrien Melody They're usually not doing anything wrong. If you're annoyed by them, you're probably racist or sexist.
@IvJo
@IvJo 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if any of you are joking or not but if you're not you're all just proving how annoying you are.
@JonnyLikesGames87
@JonnyLikesGames87 2 жыл бұрын
Dammit, now I can’t rightfully get mad at annoying people, since they’re just doing their job.
@sarahhale-pearson533
@sarahhale-pearson533 Жыл бұрын
Oh god yes… the people who walk slowly around the supermarket, like they’ve just been teleported there from a parallel dimension, and are bewildered….
@marvinweinstein3826
@marvinweinstein3826 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the one guy had his phone's keyboard sound enabled... That's what I call attention to detail.
@sunset4083
@sunset4083 2 жыл бұрын
The writing on the whiteboard though 🤣😂🤣🤣 " Someone's last piece of gum? That's for you." " Chew with mouth open." " It's just a prank bro."
@christophergboothe7760
@christophergboothe7760 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah rewatching this and saw the board. I noticed the last piece of gum previous but did not recall the other two. Classic :)
@maxydey42
@maxydey42 2 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see "KZbin ads placement and buttons removal department" rebranded as "Annoying people incorporated" and scaling up. They are really the best in business and deserve bigger chunk of market share
@mikemcconeghy4658
@mikemcconeghy4658 Жыл бұрын
At the store, make sure to hurry to get in front of another shopper, then come to a dead stop. Not to look at the shelves or anything. Just to, I don't know, rest or something.
@madiantin
@madiantin 2 жыл бұрын
Also, when you're at the gym, get on the treadmill next to a girl running with headphones on. And ask her questions. If she ignores you, tap her on the shoulder so she takes her headphones off to see what you want. Do this repeatedly. When she moves to the treadmill as far away from you as possible, follow her and repeat the behaviour.
@karert1
@karert1 2 жыл бұрын
Then you can annoy all the other guys in the holding cell down at the jail :-)
@speedy01247
@speedy01247 2 жыл бұрын
Remember to call her a Karen when she finally gets mad enough to confront you.
@madiantin
@madiantin 2 жыл бұрын
@@speedy01247 Yes! But make sure it's only middle aged females you're calling Karen. They don't matter as much and it's important to shut them up cos nothing they have to say is important or relevant. But if it's MALES complaining, don't worry about that. Only insult the females.
@Stettafire
@Stettafire 2 жыл бұрын
@@madiantin Better yet call them a FEM-ale. Femoid. Feminist. Tell them girls don't belong in the gym. You know, really make them think you're a "nice guy"
@Munto-Z
@Munto-Z 2 жыл бұрын
The loud keyboard noise killed me lmao. Well done Ryan, you out did yourself with this video
@lenwae3053
@lenwae3053 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Ryan has had a rough week. We should all give him a hug. Or whatever the KZbin engagement button equivalent is.
@GMaster4308
@GMaster4308 2 жыл бұрын
I now demand a comfort button in place of the dislike button. It might make removing the latter SLIGHTLY more forgivable.
@foxmovies4776
@foxmovies4776 2 жыл бұрын
I read that as ''We should all give him a drug.''
@GMaster4308
@GMaster4308 2 жыл бұрын
@@foxmovies4776 Well, why not? (DISCLAIMER: JOKE)
@NickRoman
@NickRoman 2 жыл бұрын
Well his week sounds like most of my life; so, where's my planet sized hug?
@polreamonn
@polreamonn 2 жыл бұрын
@ We should all give him a hug - Yeah. Let's all invade his personal space.
@bananapeel892
@bananapeel892 Жыл бұрын
Another tip for being annoying from the car! Make sure your high beams are on when you pass people on dark, windy two way roads, or just leave your high beams on at all times! That’s a fantastic way to annoy people and make them despise you. Even better, it could cause a fatal car crash! How annoying! (Thanks for the opportunity to rant about this lol. Please turn your high beams off when other cars are approaching.)
@MyNameWasAlreadTaken
@MyNameWasAlreadTaken 2 жыл бұрын
Can't get over how annoying the shifted "INCORPORATED" in the company logo is.
@hamchurger4566
@hamchurger4566 2 жыл бұрын
The people at annoying people incorprated are real dedicated to there job
@adorableanimals4868
@adorableanimals4868 2 жыл бұрын
@@hamchurger4566 Their* (This message was given to you by Annoying People Incorporated)
@hamchurger4566
@hamchurger4566 2 жыл бұрын
@@adorableanimals4868 oh your part of the company two
@zackkelley2940
@zackkelley2940 2 жыл бұрын
The key to making your making your signage as annoying as possible is to make it as garish and off as you possibly can while ensuring it isn't quite garish and off enough that anyone would actually do anything about it^^
@magdalenajozwicka2708
@magdalenajozwicka2708 2 жыл бұрын
I think they would annoy even more people if there was a spelling mistake or if the spacing between the letters was irregular
@AvB.83
@AvB.83 2 жыл бұрын
"If being annoying was a job" society would be full of rich people. That is something people are just so ridiculously good at...
@CV-TNAA
@CV-TNAA 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah humans are super annoying, to both themselves and everything around them. That's why aliens have yet to contact them.
@Stardust_7273
@Stardust_7273 2 жыл бұрын
First question: is your name Karen or Kevin?
@stevenharper9108
@stevenharper9108 2 жыл бұрын
Nah nah, the job would pay poorly. To be more annoying.
@Stardust_7273
@Stardust_7273 2 жыл бұрын
@MINA---♋️ sorry… I only speak English
@Lust767
@Lust767 2 жыл бұрын
@@CV-TNAA them 🤔
@WIZardO1O1O1
@WIZardO1O1O1 2 жыл бұрын
These are definitely experiences Ryan has had with people and just wants to rant about.
@DragonAurora
@DragonAurora 2 жыл бұрын
I have to deal with these people every time I leave my house....
@zed9zed
@zed9zed 2 жыл бұрын
Make sure you stop to decide which way to go immediately when you reach the top or bottom of the escalator. It really helps people panic as they realize they have no way to exit before the stair machine chews their legs off.
@alastor461
@alastor461 2 жыл бұрын
Or don't forget those that drive really slowly in the passing lane/carpool lane. Then when you try and pass them, they act as though you insulted their parents, grandparents, and their entire family line. Great sketch!
@Lumerlume11
@Lumerlume11 2 жыл бұрын
Had a lady on one lane road driving 28 in a 40 that's perfectly safe to go 50+ the whole time. Finally a clearing opened up in oncoming lane for me to pass and she just blasted her horn, held it down the whole time. Shit scared the fuck out of me tbh.
@tifforo1
@tifforo1 2 жыл бұрын
One time you shouldn't do that is if they're signaling that they want to get OUT of the passing lane, in which case people passing them on the wrong side makes it harder for them to to get out of it.
@mikedangerdoes
@mikedangerdoes 2 жыл бұрын
As humorous as this is, it's literally the only thing explains the ubiquitous presence of these people in society.
@randomname4726
@randomname4726 2 жыл бұрын
Can we add people who wear their mask on the God damn chin.
@Disgruntled_Dave
@Disgruntled_Dave 2 жыл бұрын
@@randomname4726 Whenever I see someone wearing one of those "chin diapers," I just assume they have a birth defect where have such a deep cleft chin it resembles butt cheeks.
@randomname4726
@randomname4726 2 жыл бұрын
@@Disgruntled_Dave lol. It makes me want to uppercut them right on the chin diaper. Luckily unlike them I respect society, its etiquette and rules so just stare daggers at them.
@Disgruntled_Dave
@Disgruntled_Dave 2 жыл бұрын
@@randomname4726 Well, shit. I am guilty of that act of decency too.
@BenteinBjerke
@BenteinBjerke 2 жыл бұрын
Damn yooouuuu Ryan George!
@bdragon2214
@bdragon2214 2 жыл бұрын
This is not just a skit, Ryan is clearly working through some stuff and I'm here for it lol. Preach brother!!
@traigo12
@traigo12 3 ай бұрын
Add the grocery store, they forgot to leave a 5-lb pack of frozen chicken on a random, unrefrigerated shelf.
@armorvil
@armorvil 2 жыл бұрын
I lol'd at the guy loudly asking "who's that guy?" in a movie that didn't explain who the guy is yet, because I've known someone exactly like that, lmfao.
@maddie9602
@maddie9602 2 жыл бұрын
Corollary: the person who asks what's going on after spending the last ten minutes on their phone. I don't know, maybe if you paid attention, you wouldn't be confused!
@Kona_chibi
@Kona_chibi 2 жыл бұрын
Everything up to the end of the 'driving a car around at night and revving the engine' is my experience almost every single day. This whole video should be a public broadcast on T.V run on an hourly schedule to let some people know how excrutiatingly annoying they can be sometimes.
@joshuageerlofs7751
@joshuageerlofs7751 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'll judge strangers I've never met by the car stuff alone. You know full well you're being annoying to a large number of people for no reason, as well as stopping people sleeping. If you choose to do this on a daily basis then in my books you're a bad person.
@yonatanmonneler1744
@yonatanmonneler1744 2 жыл бұрын
for a while ive been looking for someone to share my frustration about slow walkers. especially at my high school where half of them are girls wearing tight jeans i have no choice but to walk slowly behind them and feel like a creep
@NickRoman
@NickRoman 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, at least the 3am wheel screeching from actual street racing has decreased in my neighborhood. (watch, now it will happen tonight)
@catbatrat1760
@catbatrat1760 2 жыл бұрын
@@briondalion What about the people who don't set off fireworks?
@Adurnis
@Adurnis 2 жыл бұрын
That half-second pen-click-and-smirk at 2:40 is my favorite thing from the internet ever.
@muk_is_superior
@muk_is_superior Жыл бұрын
I like the sound of pen clicking, even when someone else Is doing it
@pacer2165
@pacer2165 2 жыл бұрын
The part about re-heating leftover fish got me. Happens once or twice a week in my offices lunch room and that smell tends to linger until the following morning.
@KingStarGLK
@KingStarGLK 2 жыл бұрын
We need a vieo called "The First Guy To Get In The Job" where its all about having a better mustache and being more successful than everyone
@solideogloria111
@solideogloria111 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Ryan could find an infinite amount of content for this topic.
@pepesilvia429
@pepesilvia429 2 жыл бұрын
I love their enthusiasm, even if it's counterintuitive they're passionate and want to do a good job, I have to respect that.
@gon2182
@gon2182 Жыл бұрын
The final 'leftover fish in microwave' punchline hits very close to home, as someone who lives with a person who loves doing exactly that.
@dapperfan44
@dapperfan44 6 ай бұрын
What is wrong with this specifically?
@yazajag
@yazajag 6 ай бұрын
​@dapperfan44 it smells awful, but usually people do this in the office break room everything smells like fish everywhere. Also people never clean their exploded or spilled food from the inside of the microwave.
@goatedgames6646
@goatedgames6646 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a great day when Ryan uploads
@nomsterdude
@nomsterdude 2 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more
@Unkown_bored1.2
@Unkown_bored1.2 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr, I always enjoy it
@LukeHowarthLEGO
@LukeHowarthLEGO 2 жыл бұрын
Best day of the week
@christopherbennett4341
@christopherbennett4341 2 жыл бұрын
Great video, Ryan! I wish you had included the part of the grocery store conversation where Interviewer Guy asks Jason what he will do after he finishes shopping though. "So when you are done shopping are you going to put your cart in the cart return?" "No. In fact, I'm going to leave it as far away from the store entrance as possible in the worst place imaginable like in the middle of a parking space or by the side of the road." "Even if it's raining?" "Of course." "Amazing!" "Inconveniencing minimum wage workers is TIGHT!"
@tuschman168
@tuschman168 2 жыл бұрын
For annoying people these two are almost likeable. So patient with each other. Very professional.
@raider360X_sot
@raider360X_sot 7 ай бұрын
A couple more tips for you new recruits working at high schools: If you happen to be chewing gum in class, make sure to chew it as loud as possible and try blowing a couple of bubbles. Bonus points if you don't know how to blow bubbles. When you're done with it, stick it to the bottom of a desk, as if no one will ever notice it. If you're talking in the hallway, make sure to walk extremely slowly and talk very loudly, but if someone tries to inform you of your rude behavior, give them a dirty look and get very mad. People hate that.
@jessical4866
@jessical4866 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so excited to see someone talk about this job! I’ll be interning in the Karen division soon, and this makes me feel so represented. ☺️
@josiechaney9010
@josiechaney9010 2 жыл бұрын
YES! The dreaded Karen Division… for special missions … and a sub-sub:: Sovereign Citizen Dole Brigade.
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 2 жыл бұрын
"Karen division" LOL!!!
@bananawitchcraft
@bananawitchcraft 2 жыл бұрын
KAREN DIVISION -------^V^V^V^V^------- -------^V^V^V^V^------- -------^V^V^V^V^------- -------^V^V^V^V^------- UNKNOWN PLEASURES OF SPEAKING TO THE MANAGER
@Prookles
@Prookles 2 жыл бұрын
Living in an apartment, I saw a couple of professional annoyers having a chat in the middle of the exist driveway, instead of the open field opposite the apartment. These guys knew their stuff
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 2 жыл бұрын
Apartment. Music. Angry yells, then silence. Drum set. Balcony bbq. Naked.
@if7723
@if7723 2 жыл бұрын
That's when you just keep slowrolling till you almost touch them. If on foot you just walk through them without pause, but its slightly more "likely to be manslaughter" in a vehicle.
@robin_houf
@robin_houf 2 жыл бұрын
i genuinely want to see a day in the life of being annoying as a job now
@TeddyOG
@TeddyOG 2 жыл бұрын
Go outside and you'll see plenty of their employees
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 2 жыл бұрын
@@TeddyOG Millions of them.
@josiechaney9010
@josiechaney9010 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing series idea!
@cristhianramirez6939
@cristhianramirez6939 2 жыл бұрын
@MINA---♋️ You are the employee of the month at Annoying People Incorporated
@shawnchaney373
@shawnchaney373 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome idea
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