Scrubs Janitor's New Uniform

[@rovaan57]

“Thank you, supposedly straight surgeon!” Still gets me to this day

[@blacktimhoward4322]

I love that he hears the explanation behind the psychological phenomenon and still punches the absolute dogshit out of Ted

[@krazed0451]

I think he took it as encouragement ;-)

[@tungmiyaynusnbahls8936]

I appreciate his windup as well. He put some umph into it lmao 😆

[@Drakewyrm]

To be honest Ted deserved it with his French fries shenanigans.

[@amandahugankiss4110]

He put the cold fry BACK!

[@schwarzerritter5724]

The Janitor would rather rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.

[@Shykeful]

Darksiders whoop whoop!

[@taylorreptar7898]

Well.... who wouldn’t? 🤣 I’d rather be a ruler of an entire dimension than a servant who only praises God ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@schwarzerritter5724]

@@Shykeful I was thinking of Paradise Lost.

[@Shykeful]

@@schwarzerritter5724 Nooooo, you are breaking my heart:(

[@kevkpatt]

I mean you cant torture jd if he not scared of you

[@Justgottaadamup]

He looked so happy when he saw his new uniform and then everyone ruined it

[@confusedwhale]

That's people for you.

[@rcslyman8929]

I used to like people, but people ruined that.

[@victorjo7918]

It was probably the happiest time of his life untill...people.

[@michaelernst4845]

he ruined it himself

[@Turok1134]

Poor guy. Couldn't have happened to the nicest character.

[@kinglegault]

i love how kelso always finds a way to get one up on the janitor i think hes the only one that always does it

[@ryanarment5393]

janitor is also afraid of Carla and generally won't mess with her.

[@mcmewsen]

Janitor gets one up on him when Kelso asks him to go to his house to grab some bail money for his son, saying he doesnt fear the janitor. The ensuing shenanigans on both sides ended with Kelso going onto the intercom and announcing "I DO, in fact, fear the janitor." Janitor definitely won that one.

[@bustinarant]

"It doesn't have to be like this" "I know."

[@panthereye24]

"This one's just a kangaroo. Sometimes I draw kangaroos." I couldn't stop laughing at that! :D

[@NiVi192]

Definitely one of those whatever Neil feels like saying-moments!

[@zyaicob]

He's so subdued and meek when he says it it's adorable

[@zodrob7]

Don't know why these have started appearing but i'd forgotten just how well written Scrubs was.

[@thatrandomplayer8827]

Fun fact the janitor actually improvised all his lines Theres a good video on that topic made by a channel called fact fiend

[@cirrustate8674]

@@thatrandomplayer8827 Not all. Just the vast majority.

[@chunkylefunga]

Because everyone is in isolation and we need this right now.

[@howlbigbadwolf]

When Ted believes he can walk all over you, you know it is going too far!

[@regalpanda4224]

3:45 kills me every time. I remember watching this for the first time and just laughing until I cried. I didn't expect the janitor to punch him.

[@nuclearwinter391]

Why ? That's exactly what I was expecting.

[@Yidenia]

Love botoxed Jordan unable to react to the Janitor's new uniform

[@joshuagross3151]

It's a female Dr. Cox; beyond a cynical snarl and every statement dripping in cutting edge sarcasm, what more of a reaction would you expect?

[@juanita-dark]

The abrupt music cut that sells it tho.

[@811chelseafc]

Joshua Gross she got her face botoxed in this episode though.

[@NoLuckJustSkill1337]

Joshua Gross She couldn’t move her face because of too much Botox. She was looking like this the whole episode

[@drpinky504]

​@@NoLuckJustSkill1337 Dr. Cox: "Jordan did you botox your face into an expressionless mask?"

[@lunaracc914]

Feared in gray... Beautiful in blue... Feared in gray... Beautiful in blue...

[@wvu05]

That's it.

[@SevereUwu]

Why not a color that mixes in between

[@CrownRock1]

I'm gonna grab a fry... some ketchup.... yuck, it's cold.

[@Eric-dr5iq]

@@CrownRock1 that's it *Puts old uniform lighting speed* I'm back

[@kylebutler3018]

Kelso’s sadistic laugh at 3:20 gets me every time 😂😂

[@517342]

Aww... You cut out the best part where he puts on his new uniform a last time and speaks to birds.

[@VinnyDaQ]

Perhaps prison jumpsuits should be a different color,since orange provokes hostility...maybe if they were robin's-egg blue...?

[@MrPerfect2000Z]

It would piss off prisoners to know that people aren't afraid of them lol

[@Starmadien2019]

That would be an awesome experiment, they should try it out on a prison for nonviolent offenders first

[@god985]

Prisoners in Austria and Germany wear their own clothes and that works best, since the inmates feel like normal people.

[@tbotalpha8133]

They are blue in some prisons.

[@SuperVstech]

I can only guess this would present insane opportunities for bad people to do bad things... Everybody would be all cutie, and the murderer in prison would get away with it...

[@dudash1000]

4:15 "I'm back". The Janitor is a coolest character in Scrubs. He's the best.

[@NiVi192]

"Who gets a mop as a tattoo?!" 😁😁😁

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Who gets a MOP as a tattoo. Because he's a janitor... XD

[@NiVi192]

Radicaldanny Sorry autocorrect. But he used to be an actor. Wouldn't you choose your actual passion for body art?! Nevermind, it was funny. 😀

[@borob.5168]

he said "tattoo of a mop", not "mop as a tattoo", you boneheads.

[@xavierprotocols]

I bet Toxie from the Toxic Crusaders has one :)

[@williamlarned883]

Vicky 12 I’d get one of Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon, if I decided to get one.

[@c.lynnmiller5677]

When Janitor just straight up KO punched Ted. 😅🙂🤣. Priceless

[@Diabl05564]

Then Ted goes for one of his french fries. Like the dude KO punched you and you think it's okay to take a fry from his plate?

[@fynnla.e]

Diablo5564 Baby blue is calming

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

03:48 janitor went all out on poor Ted

[@TheCelticer]

I just clicked on that time stamp again and again and again... 😂

[@TheMastermilch]

@@TheCelticer the actor is dead now...

[@fynnla.e]

Johannes Araya You just didn’t have to mention that though. I’m pretty sure everybody knows about Sam but you don’t have to mention it just to ruin the mood.

[@HookedOnSonics518]

"Thank you, supposedly straight surgeon..." LOL

[@SW3HUMM3R]

3:48 Gets me every time.

[@thwipkid]

I love when he looks at Jordan and she gives him the stare. Cracks me up every time

[@ahmedfalahy9337]

And the Happy track slows down to a stop 😆

[@ciderfan823]

I think that's Jordan's normal Botox face.

[@omairsh8]

This is why Kelso is the Chief of Medicine. Nobody one-ups him

[@leeks1408]

I lose it every time The Janitor looks at Jordan’s botox face and the music cuts

[@brentmeistergeneral6074]

The first time I saw the Ted taking a fry bit I think I pissed myself!! He was so freaking hilarious!!

[@chrishargreaves8016]

Am I the only one who thinks Kelso's line at 0:51 is hilarious?

[@zof31091]

you're not 😁

[@juanita-dark]

All of Kelso's lines are hilarious.

[@MichaelSunny]

No you are not lol.

[@rickyray2794]

No I used to laugh my ass off at that line and I was the only one in my family who did lol

[@6TomCruz6]

0:47 This one is just a kangaroo 0:49 Sometimes I draw kangaroos

[@iprobablyforgotsomething]

"After work, of course." Lol, very responsible of him.

[@NiVi192]

"... I will wax everything in your world!" Let that sink in for a moment! 😁

[@squirrelnut]

3:07 that smile is burned in my brain.

[@ShockerTopper]

I was always a big fan of Dr.Jan Itor! One of the best characters in the series next to JD of course, his foil.

[@tamerafarly7666]

"Nice, huh?" Was he talking about his new uniform or his 'Package'? :D

[@TheUnstableThinker]

Yes.

[@jimmyhopkins3748]

I died when he waxed the phone 😂😂

[@chasbodaniels1744]

Neil Flynn’s expressions while he describes each sketch to Dr. Kelso.

[@koolkat104]

"It gives me the option of fighting crime."

[@macman975]

I love his passive aggression when Ted starts touching his uniform. "Don't punch the new uni"

[@Ken-ru6or]

... that's not passive aggression. It's not even regular aggression. Healthy boundaries = passive aggression??

[@alternativewalls4988]

Interesting how Kelso already had the uniform ready, even before the counter wax. He actually cared

[@ozgur1388]

1:57 she is the cutest, earlier in this ep. she was the one who ask tickets for million dollar baby

[@dnakatomiuk]

Did he say "A cat door for the ICU" omg Poor Ted

[@NicoUnken]

I lost it when the Janitor threw his whole body weight into abruptly punching the shit out of Ted lmfao

[@bcdey84]

3:58 I love Ted but if he did that to me, I would show him the true meaning of that color tie he got.....

[@arbknight12]

“Bright orange has been known to provoke hostility.” 2018: Yeah that makes sense

[@I_am_Dane_Youssef]

This was my favorite part of the entire episode. Thanks for just putting all this up. I laughed so hard at all this, I was in physical pain. The Janitor would rather be feared than loved. Maybe he needs to be. He's a psychotic loner lunatic. Kelso can really be the face of the evil when he wants to be. He makes a good match for this equally disturbed madman. He knows him all too-well. I prefer the stuff with The Janitor that didn't involve him torturing JD all that much.

[@clemo85]

That punch by Tod on Ted came from nowhere and was incredible haha

[@NightgauntGer]

Janitor throwing a punch at Ted because of the tie was hands down one of the funniest bits in Season 4, and that says something.

[@plovy5115]

no

[@Olli-rp]

ted is DEFINITELY the greatest character in scrubs!

[@MegaFlackFerry]

RIP Ted :(

[@thejohnson2328]

Rip

[@jamesbutler1508]

greatest hay-maker ever!

[@vladshady]

I was just waiting for my favourite part... the punch he throws towards ted. That looked like a hellacious punch to take haha

[@kevkpatt]

Jordans face im smiling on the inside

[@rickyray2794]

It's a steed sir LOL

[@CarpetKing912]

"I'm gonna grab a fry.. some ketchup.. ughh, its cold." hahahahhahahaha

[@markoljkrasus2888]

"I'll get a new uniform or I'll wax everything in your world!" "God damn, Janitor waxed the counter... give me that phone!" "It doesn't have to be like this..."

[@Bondmanproductions]

MKorialstrasz Krasus “The” damn janitor waxed the counter. You can’t say “god damn” on tv

[@wvu05]

@@Bondmanproductions Or at least you couldn't on network TV at that time.

[@jordan3400]

WE ALL WATCHED THE VIDEO

[@chunkylefunga]

course you can. What an odd lie to make :S

[@hound6171]

Kelso should love these type of sarcasm

[@adultishgambino1]

There should have been an episode where the other Janitors in the hospital who are doing the actual work have to face the repercussions of this one Janitors actions. He has crazy adventure in the background the entire episode and they're just trying to make it to the end of their shift.

[@Kruppt808]

I like when Kelso says " I know" in a calm manner, in the if Elliott was my wife dream scene he did it as well lol

[@Jargolf86]

Exactly, i recognized it too.

[@fireflyeclipse]

That color does make his eyes pop.

[@jaimeeiswriting]

Dr. Jan Itor

[@craigcullen28]

"I'm back!", 😂😂👏👏👏♥️⛔

[@jayfaisa6016]

is that robin's egg blue though?? it looks more like sky blue.

[@rannytrom6694]

3:14 Yeah yeah, happy birthday lol

[@gof666]

No idea, but that smile will hunt me for months...

[@ivx8345]

"..cat door for the ICU" the writers and actors in this show....

[@lukessummerguitar]

1:46 Carla ain't looking at the mop tattoo... that's for sure! :)

[@BigMaij]

Thank you, Ted! You made our Jani come back!

[@rickyray2794]

If orange is supposed to provoke hostility why would they put convicts in orange jumpsuits?

[@wizbuns]

Easy to spot

[@drl5002]

That might also explain why so many deer hunters get shot and all this time i thought it was buck fever.

[@HowlingBird]

So they can kill each other and stop using our taxes to feed and treat them.

[@michaelkenney2845]

That double uh uh sound Ted made when janitor hits him gets me every time.

[@shaun3473]

I love the way the dropped ted

[@kuriosity89]

"I'm gonna grab a fry...some ketchup...EUGH! It's cold!"

[@royalanempire2965]

That's what broke the camel's back for the janitor. To be pushed by Ted of all the people who. It was Ted.

[@publius5278]

Anytime i see more than one squirl i always look around to see if Janitor is around directing his squirl army

[@Ellis01234567890]

Bye Ted :(

[@finnishnin]

it's shows like this that are dying...

[@thunderfist232]

This show had the best ending (there is no season 9)

[@VGMStudios33]

@@thunderfist232 yes it did weather you like it or not.

[@ghostspider2056]

The fact even JD was giddy with him instead of intimidated after everything was what really set him off.

[@bruce518]

Yo... That punch at 3:40 sounded like it'll leave a bruise!!! X.X

[@chriswelcome8102]

Wow. I knew this guy was tall, but I didn't know he was 6'5!

[@soldiermiles]

"is he on a horse?!" "its a steed sir"

[@therussmeister]

He's also changing his pants. That's why everyone gives him the weird look.

[@EncIave-]

Thanks captain stating the obvious

[@rosegirl3220]

I don't think he was wearing pants

[@chunkylefunga]

No way does he wear pants.

[@johnrie18]

Who else wants to see what the outer space evening ware uniform looked like?

[@traildog_adventures]

My all time favorite episode

[@kozzichi2302]

4:11 the woman on right looks beautiful

[@alexanderroberts5223]

they both do.

[@willE84]

Janitor was so goddamn sexy! Ended up liking the show itself, but an instant crush on Janitor is what got me watching and hooked. Still one of my biggest crushes😍

[@dodojesus4529]

The waxing everything actually comes from a french-Belgien cartoon called gaston

[@gargamellenoir8460]

Gaston Lagaffe was fantastic but I don't know that it invented wax jokes. Now if the janitor had been playing a giant wind instrument that levelled the hospital...

[@dodojesus4529]

@@gargamellenoir8460 gotta agree, don't know why exacrly i wrote it like that. "Also seen in Gaston" would've worked better

[@ghostspider2056]

He looked at Jordan’s face and thought “Nah, too easy, low hanging fruit”.

[@polikia22u]

OMG i just realized this but the only to shirts i wear are the same color as the janitors uniforms

[@maxkonters5868]

0:49 This one is just a kangaroo, sometimes I draw kangaroos… good ole janitor🤣🤣🤣

[@drwn8607]

„It doesn’t have to be like this.“ lmao

[@thegeneralissimo470]

Keep in mind, this guy did nearly all of his own lines.

[@sowpmactavish]

wdym it's mostly improv?

[@GhostinTube]

@@sowpmactavish yea apparently he's in an improv group.

[@DirtCheapFU]

He was only supposed to be in the pilot. Went off to do 9 Seasons of The Middle.

[@deeya]

The scripts supposedly went like i.e.: JD: [line] Janitor: [improv] JD: [respond to Neil's improv + lines]

[@jjaapp18]

It's not even robin's egg blue...

[@MsLogjam]

Love how the music pauses at 3:08 for Joyless Jordan.

[@lorrr55]

it really makes sense that kelso didn't just fire the janitor

[@Doctor_Odin]

lorrr55 as comical as it is you can’t fire somebody for doing their job but he can be written up for not wearing his new uniform. The whole joke with him is you don’t mess with the guy that has the keys to everything and is in charge of cleaning everything.

[@finnishnin]

I love how kooky the janitor is

[@tylertilwick6852]

1:02 I ALWAYS bust a gut laughing every time😂😂

[@bruce518]

Dude when Ted got punched I could honestly feel it too. X.X

[@spenser9908]

Ted's reaction was the funniest.

[@kmcook01]

And what about Kelso starting at 3:18??? Reminds me of Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs!!!

[@shaun3473]

I was in stitches when he knock ted out

[@noahm4601]

his name is Glenn Matthews

[@MarcoDToon]

Noah Matera He was lying

[@AlmostProfessional1995]

Marco D. Toon False, Bill Lawrence confirmed it is his real name

[@chrismcc2026]

blazematt10 the janitors real name is Neil Flynn, remember he was an actor in a movie (jd saw him in it) and the actors name was Neil Flynn (confusing I know)

[@chasityrichardson8544]

Christopher McCullough dude theyre talking about his name in the show.

[@chrismcc2026]

Chasity Richardson yes, but in an episode of scrubs the janitor played an actor in a movie before he was a janitor, that actors name was ___

[@DeaDEnD1505]

love how the song stops when jordan appears XDDDDD

[@AbsulouteZero]

why does it make a zipping sound? he';s buttoning the shirt

[@FromCoach.sandrobilobrk]

AbsulouteZero His pants have a zipper

[@jesus3squivel479]

It's the third time today! PUNCH

[@sulaimankhan1284]

...gimme that phone SWOOOOOOPP

[@Antisceptic]

Sounded like he was going to say he was batman at the end.