Sea of ACTUAL Thieves

[@__davejw]

"I'm alone on this Island, there's another guy alone on this Island..." genuinely sent me, what a line.

[@APlasticBag-1]

It’s good to see these type of videos again

[@JohnL_S17]

I love it

[@zapspiders92]

"And we're back on AbsolutePixel" *cuts to machine gun cannon edits* Yep....That's him lol

[@Clank_Bot]

Has GeeNee finally escaped from the Game Theory editor dungeon?! :O

[@AbsolutePixel]

Going straight back into it now. (Removed the ø.)

[@Brigtzen]

@@AbsolutePixel ø...yeah i feel thatå

[@duckymcpoggy9203]

absolutelyøæ

[@zabooka]

@@AbsolutePixel høw are you today?

[@TagShot]

I'm surprised barely anyone has caught on yet lol

[@eznorb986]

I think this is one of the most subtly yet best edited sot videos I've ever seen 2:52 my mans actually muffled the audio under water that had me dying.

[@AstralSpiff]

The only sot content I still watch every time

[@novudw]

watch cliff the story guy

[@AstralSpiff]

@@novudw did I stutter

[@owyemen9367]

@@AstralSpiff please do that guy is great

[@Gentleman534]

@@AstralSpiff idk did you?

[@Nicholash69]

The subtle editing techniques are appreciated. Next level good. Like when you go underwater and change the voiceover audio to match. 👍👍 (Example: 2:57)

[@B1TCHPRELL9R]

Thank you for this masterpiece ! I love you and your SoT work so much !

[@CarlMarx]

"Hallo" is the slogan of all Norwegian pirates since the golden age of the vikings!

[@justarcheo]

These videos are always so good I dont even watch them on double speed.

[@AbsolutePixel]

What an honor

[@justarcheo]

@@AbsolutePixel People underestimate how important good pacing is... so when I know it's going to be good I dont want to ruin it :p

[@Sawdust_]

7:22 oh my gosh i think i figured it out so get a brig and two people put the dog in a cannon and you in the other cannon launch both of you at the same spot on the mountain if my theory is correct, you will both land up there and you should be able to pick up the dog before the dog teleports down

[@joshj867]

Dude, you crack me up so much! I'm so glad I found your channel. Thank you for the great laughs. I wish I had a crew of guys like you. The conversations alone would be worth getting on for. Keep the great content flowing. 🤙

[@pietrofornasari3642]

Your videos are always top notch

[@captainblubber]

My personal favourite SoT creator. (Don't tell AShinyRay)

[@timmyteehee9490]

For the dog problem Use a brig, line up both canons on the same spot. Have friend shoot the dog at the same time you shoot.

[@KCS4LifeOFFICIAL]

I'm glad to see another PhuzzyBond upload

[@baddestpython2899]

GeeNee has become such a professional streamer that he uploaded a video

[@kaxida]

Nah, a large variety of storage boxes is a go to in my opinion. With me and my crew, we set a storage box along side each cannon, with an even amount of cannon balls in each one. Saves us taking trips down in a galleon. Also got a storage crate for bottom deck, mid deck and top deck for repairs, same with food. Seems excessive, yes, but it also diminishes time wasted on running to barrels for resources. Has worked wonders for us against others reapers and ships solely out there to sink other ships and nothing else. Once we’re done, we sort the crates out on the deck. One for wood, one for cannon balls and chain shots, one for special cannon balls, one for fire works/flares, one for food and finally one for fish bait. Heck, we don’t even lose the money as we earn it back each night after grinding events

[@happyaerer]

Incredibly well done. I love your editing style and dedication to these videos. So much work is put into them and it's worth it.

[@MisterOcclusion]

I’m not used to a “Hello” that isn’t followed by death. You’re messing with me!

[@OSGZockt]

6:45 I just found this Video and I have to say I look terrible good :)Was a funny fight even if you wrecked us.

[@meeton2990]

Ahh yes, the party gods, we all hope to meet them one day

[@Conmouth44999]

I did. I’m in his lobby bro is openly saying he needs to smoke some weed like bros dope as hell

[@Conmouth44999]

Low key he’s a dub we’re friends now

[@rixingphoenix9243]

Man I met him today

[@cliffbrass9942]

Just met gold hes awesome lmao

[@captainblubber]

Love your editing as usual! Inspiration to us all. 👍🏼🏴‍☠

[@carlkinross1908]

The first time I’ve seen you man. You killed it man instant subscribe.

[@retr0productions]

didnt get the fuzzy bond reference until i binged 15 of his videos and then re watched this video on a whim. Very funny!

[@romannumeralvii4285]

this is my first vidoe of yours ive watched, already my fav SoT content.

[@darthbader6506]

You're a genius, so many funny and original things squeezed into a movie. Thank you man, I love you

[@QuipCS]

I love these types of videos they feel like a fever dream sometimes

[@dirak418]

Watching this videos, I'm always surprised to see that most people don't play as absolutely paranoid freaks as my crew does. They are so oblivious to everything that it's almost painful to watch.

[@lifeunderthestarstv]

Most pc players just run esp / wall hax bro.

[@stoutbolt8876]

@@lifeunderthestarstv in the last 1k hours I've played I only met 1 obvious cheater in adventure mode, and like 2 in arena before it closed. Most people aren't even decent at the game. Cheating is not a issue in this game in my opinion.

[@riceboiii2937]

@@stoutbolt8876 agreed as the only reward is cosmetics

[@Menon9767]

paranoi is way too exhausting and not fun for me. Sure, some action is great but not for hours when you're doing a voyage

[@sickandafraid]

@@Menon9767 which is why YOU must inflict the paranoia on others 😈

[@RvB_Fan_since_8]

“Hold on a second I’ll get you shortly… What?” Killed me

[@Catalana2096]

I love how you make other streamers stop and think about your questions to which they have no answer. Too funny 😂

[@luukhendriks5958]

Sea of Thieves doesn't do it for me anymore, because I've played that game to death, but I still love these videos a lot

[@garretthuff3073]

Love these early posts gets the morning started right

[@DJNefarious447]

Same, i literally sat on the toilet and watched this before i got ready for the day lol

[@frogonket]

1:52 damn nice olie

[@agentcody3104]

Watching these type of videos every day just keeps my brain refreshed

[@loglog7]

Love your editing dude, amazing.

[@AbsolutePixel]

Thank you

[@JourneywithBrandon]

This man's comedic pacing is dryer than the Sahara and I love it.

[@Noobface]

Selling really is the most boring part of the game, which is why I use my signature strategy instead: leave the game and let davy jones take care of it

[@QuantumVLOG]

The sudden cut to the skateboarding thing made the pay off 1000x better hahahahaha

[@brutaldude030]

The Hitbo clip gets me every single time

[@CptDawner]

I keep a storage crate of pocket items next to hell behind me at all times easier to fill pockets and help with bilge if need be. Get some quick shots while the turn arc is good.

[@TridentLion]

A SOT upload.. yay! More SOT uploads with funny gameplay and player interactions. Nukes and trolling... nukes and trolling

[@TonyDupre]

Yo party boats need to be more of a thing. I'm gonna start my own party boat, gonna make it look all fancy, shoot off some fireworks, then I'm gonna patch my music into the game on PC and play some kickin tunes, drink some grog. If you see me on the Seas, come and party.

[@TheSweMachine]

I can teach you the ways //BrainfartBob

[@_supernova8041]

This is such a good video lmao this is the first video of yours I’ve watched but it’s so good 💯

[@Brillenflo]

Man i always enjoy these vids

[@ImJustJAG]

I want to make a gimmick ship like the party boat lol. Maybe when I become captain of a ship I will theme it around a gimmick or something. Banana Boat, fully decked out in yellow cosmetics: I try to sneak onto other player's ships but I only steal their bananas. Or I'll be a pirate banana Santa Claus, I sneak onto player ships while they're away and leave a supply crate full of bananas in the dead of night. Or maybe I just sail around the sea in a rowboat with a supply crate full of bananas, and confront other pirates to try to trade bananas in exchange for other loot.

[@SedrickD]

5:35 Wait the lift can travel in that direction!?!? I'm such a dolt.

[@TheSweMachine]

What? Im in the video! I'm BrainfartBob hahaha!

[@WysteriaASMR]

GeeNee you are my absolute favorite idk how you do it but you always make me laugh so hard.

[@yamueljackson]

Loved the Hitbo cameo.

[@mrchunkssot9748]

7:58 is that the banana sails or am I driping on the galleon

[@StyliMusic]

Shores of Plenty Sails

[@mrchunkssot9748]

@@StyliMusic ah ok ( cursed sails event sails right)

[@CoelestinNiblheim]

The hello segment made me happy

[@SaimMirza.]

Hahahahah "Hey guys phuzzy bond here" made me laughed and subscribe to you! Good one

[@jacksonyoung1284]

I think this guy might be my new favorite youtuber

[@Thatsudistucsonofagun2849]

One of the first clips with the keg is exactly why when someone drops a keg on my boat the first thing I think to do is defuse it

[@ContentGarbageCan]

The Ollie joke made me very happy

[@speedwagon9274]

Party Pirates go hard as hell

[@ineedpie683]

The real sea of thieves is doing fort of the damned 5 times, on the safe server, on the same night. We only stopped because on number 6 the server restarted. You could see the entire lobby chilling around us

[@brycers0619]

The Tony hawk reference was chefs kiss

[@andrewjackson4012]

omg... the vipers are my favourite fireworks... that was amazing

[@Magnar-7]

literally my sister all the damn time. She either falls asleep, or I've never seen her sell loot with the rest of us. Or she doesn't pay enough attention and while the rest of us are boarding, swimming down to do a shrine or something, she always sinks the damn ship.

[@paulwall6362]

ay this is som e of the best sot content out

[@miguelskibsted7156]

you're finally back

[@jacobm7094]

We want more of this genie !

[@alexschannelorsomething6673]

I heard if you sail far enough into the blood sea, you can find the missing hitreg.

[@Flamb00zled]

The troll on HitBo was great

[@Lewzyd]

I fucking love your editing and your little asking a twitch streamer segments :'D hahahaha

[@mythatguy]

best sot content I've seen

[@singsaasg1113]

OOOOMMMMMGGGGG A NEW VIDEO!! THANK YOU FELLOW NORWEGIAN BROTHER

[@tedking6790]

The king returns

[@SwordJester]

One of my friends and crewmates are that kind of guy who if he does not have total dominion over the ship will destroy the ship with blunderbombs and firebombs.

[@85yugs]

"I have a problem. I want to take the dog with me to the top of plunder outpost for reasons I don't want to say." 😂 😂 I still hadn't recovered laughing from... "without the Internet, CD or USB installations? This game makes you ask the big questions"

[@josiahbishop6705]

Watching your videos really expands my brain man. LOL love your vid's.

[@ratala321]

What is the software you are using to custom your voice like in 02:56? that's very nice!

[@armful]

we met the Gold696969 guy while doing a 4x FOTD stack last night, he wouldn't stop talking about being famous for being in this video. he was drunk out of his mind

[@noremack5992]

Cmon honey new GeeNee video is out WOOOOOOOOOO

[@zoominalways]

the ollie 😂😂

[@mr.mushroom1941]

4:30 "ok i'll go fuck myself" cracked me

[@spoonman2250]

Welcome back, my liege

[@monke944]

watched only 3 of your vid youre my fav youtuber

[@HiradC]

Lmao how have I not seen this before, great vid

[@JavierGonzalez-xg2tq]

"phussie bund here" LOL! Awesome video!

[@killmars3369]

I think the most annoying crew if you're like on open crew and then all of us in your ships on fire because your crewmate decides to fool everyone by throwing fire bombs all over the ship and you can't put it out

[@obtainablespatula5389]

det må være den beste sjørøveren jeg har sett

[@patricknr]

The Dunkey of Sea of Thieves

[@ilikeapex5750]

I love this guy he is underated as f

[@VayreenaVulpera]

ngl.. this kinda makes me want to wait for Lost Sands to be over, go in solo.. get a rowboat, then look for the first ship I find and ask if I can just sail with them.

[@sverre4319]

okay the phuzzybond joke was a good one

[@Frostycrypton]

Thank you, Phuzzybond. Cool video as always!

[@gryphonkingbros847]

2:08 Honestly I'm curious at this point: I know it's an ongoing gag he brings up all the time, and it literally is good advice, but where DO I put a keg if I want to sell it exactly? If I put it in the front, it makes it harder to repair holes because its farther away. If I put it in the back, it's more likely to kill the crew since thats where the wheel and cannonball barrels are. If I put it in the middle, it'll hit both. Put it in the top, it just leaves you disabled but you can still recover faster since it's just the sails.

[@AbsolutePixel]

Tip of the bowsprit is the most safe place now adays. If it blows it will give you a couple of holes (2-3) but the masts and anchor should be untouched... unless it's a nuke. But even if it's a nuke, put it on the bowsprit.

[@gryphonkingbros847]

@@AbsolutePixel Old comment, but I just wanted to come back and thank you for the incredible advice. Me and my friends were running brig and we had a black gunpowder keg along with some stronghold kegs we wanted to sell. One of my friends accidentally hit one of the kegs with me nearby while my third crewmate was away from the ship. By the time we respawned and my third crewmate got back to the ship, the ship was merely less than a third flooded! Only four large holes and barely a scratch to anything beyond the capstan! Absolutely incredible advice, thank you so much! Definitely gonna keep doing that XD

[@ScurviestJim]

Hey GeeNee, when it comes to stealing loot how do you up the window onto a tuck and slip the break? Asking for a friend. Thanks!

[@AbsolutePixel]

Yes

[@Shiimana01]

Bro your editing is so good. 👌

[@kwalenz]

The underwater talking broke me.

[@latrinedveen]

I laughed the whole time watching lol make more videos dude

[@tiredcat4160]

0:00 worst crewmates are stealing legendary chests and hiding them in sea and then leaving happened to me 3 times alredy

[@pumgumgum5947]

Why did you have to re-open the Arena wound. Now I have the itch to play it again!

[@ManipulateHavoc]

I went into this video not knowing anything, I left this video anything knowing not into

[@meeton2990]

Well now we’re getting an easier where to sell so now we won’t have to worry about those people as much anymore 🎉

[@ringmusklen]

8:13 its swedish text in the cornor right?

[@tigrytime658]

It’s Norwegian. Pixel says quite a bit he is norwegian

[@RobedLogic]

damn near choked on that skelly ship ollie edit.

[@blindbobappreciator6765]

Which Sword are you using at 6:53?