Seagal Saves Seattle...AGAIN! - Comedic TV Recap - Redeye Reviews

[@no1uknugamingchannel]

During the "cutscenes" footage that's a stand in for Seagal lol... up to his ol' tricks again 😭😂😂😭

[@larshansson1953]

The swords and the guitar makes me think those scenes were filmed in Seagal's home.

[@joseph2219801]

Let's not confuse the word Home and Mansion

[@kevindavidson2291]

I love this samurai sack of potatoes... the world isn't safe without him!

[@sandyn3384]

😂😂😂😁

[@pork-chopexpress991]

“That Is Bang On And You Know It” lol

[@traestyles25]

That man did a front flip through a boarded window!

[@aperson806]

Very happy to see the return of this series! Also, I'm certainly no expert, but if the bad guys cut their ecstasy with LSD, heroin and cocaine, wouldn't that make it way more expensive to produce, not to mention likely kill their customer base? Or was that the point? What am I missing?! Also, also, didn't that sniper just murder an unarmed man?

[@kman215]

You very knowledgeable about this

[@aperson806]

@@kman215 I wouldn't say I was 'knowledgeable', for me drugs and murder is really more of a hobby.

[@eduardopena5893]

"Dude, it is like cocaine, but on steroids." "No, literally it is cocaine on ketamine on E, on LSD, and heroin." "Man......that gives me an idea. Let's just make something called....All the Drugs and it is like, man, all the drugs." "We already have that, it's called Keith Richards' blood."

[@platonicbuu7454]

Ecstasy has always been cut with other drugs. You'd have to ask if it was upper or downer based. Opiate based? Amphetamine based? Is it a flipper (does it have lsd)? Etc.. I preferred mine with opiates. I don't like being all hyped up when I'm on drugs

[@MichaelMartin-qe5ye]

I don't know at what age "partying a few times a week" starts to sound exhausting, but I'm definitely that old.

[@valkyrie9646]

Micheal, just thinking about having to go to a party next week is tiring. I remember being out until 3am then working a 12 hour shift and going out the next night. -Thinking of that makes me tired too.😒

[@halthammerzeit]

Around 30 for me. Best parties start unexpected 😉

[@ryanpeck3377]

Around 30 give or take a year or two.

[@vincentdurocher9699]

I'm 23 and it sounds like a nightmare

[@Bist040]

"Did you put drugs in my drugs?" Drugs are a hell of a drug!

[@MrNegativecreep07]

1:36 hasn't Seagal's entire career been built around him standing there whilst the baddies run at him one by one?

[@tonythetiger1600]

Have u seen him run lol I no nowdays he's not athletic but oof je runs really badly

[@wedgeantilles4712]

@@tonythetiger1600 He always ran like a chick.

[@tonythetiger1600]

@@wedgeantilles4712 haha kinda but snazzy 2 lol he was no sprinter ol segul not much ov an actor if we're honest x if u want a laf check out Sammy the bull talking about hom on his yt channel very funny Steve crying in court n all sorts

[@ajushi10]

Aikido has one weakness you are taught to fight opponents who are coming at you directly at you. Seagal ran from a fight with Jean Claude Van Dam at Sylvester Stallone's home. The loser is not only fat but he is weak.

[@Ruki1411]

finally, True Justice come back!!!! It's funny that bad guys always run toward Seagal, he just need to walk few step and let body double guy do the fighting, and then eat some donut behind the scene 😂

[@rolfagten857]

Steven Seagal the comedy Field Marshal. Seeing Steven Seagal makes me laugh!😂😂

[@nerfherder3553]

I swear to God this channel never ceases to surprise me in so many ways for instance the other day I heard your theme music on TV and I came running down the stairs and I asked my family who's watching red eye reviews 🤣 But it just turned out to be a commercial I got to say man you have absolutely Hook line and synchered me into your content with your segal stuff as awful as he is I admire the man I think my grandfather had a lot to do with that because he idolized him but I watch everything you put out I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I appreciate your effort and bringing me constant laughter 🤣🤣🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

Aww thank you so much! It's really cool to hear when people like the channel so much. I've always just wanted to make people laugh and bring some smiles to others. So I'm very glad to hear you enjoy it :) hope all is well with you and your family

[@CabbageYe]

I liked this series, glad it's back

[@shadychris3402]

That part with the lawman on his tv too priceless. Great great job

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol you know he watches his own stuff all the time.

[@rustom1981]

Segal have new ability ( teleportation ) 👺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@OldSchoolCurt]

That Bigfoot joke was comedy gold!

[@Humongous420]

Nothing makes a Saturday at the computer slaving on my dumb movie better than Redeye Reviews uploading a Seagull review!

[@AprehamLincoln]

If you make your dumb movie dumb enough, maybe Ol' Redeye will review it!

[@Humongous420]

@@AprehamLincoln Redeye is actually going to be doing the voice of Stephano Seagullie for my movie 😎 I put a special scene in for him

[@worldaccumelites848]

"peppering bags with hot loads..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Pincalo]

Lmao, the notification dropped down as I was editing a video tab.. now I'm here!!!!

[@Humongous420]

I was editing my movie MY NINJA, went for a coffee...sat down and BAM Redeye Reviews pops up 😎 hit that shit faster than Stepanova Seagull

[@edmundblackaddercoc8522]

He's like the boss from resident evil, that dude you can't escape from🤣

[@SpartanJohns]

5:13 ! I can't hep but find it funny AF! You have no idea how long I waited for you to do another episode!

[@djcease1996]

Nothing beats a Saturday with a Grand Master Seagal upload! You are "the" man Redeye!

[@Mybassgruvin]

omg, your reviews of Seagal's shows are hilarious!!!! Hahaha...I find myself laughing over and over again lol. 😂😂😂. What's hilarious is no Police officer or Military member is EVER taught to round a corner like Seagal does in his shows lol.

[@RedEyeReviews]

I'm glad you get a kick out of it. Lol, he really can't round a corner. He just sorta rolls his way through most places

[@MsRadred6116]

Okay, these videos fill me with joy 🤣😂 and of course all the bad guys throwing themselves at a super low but badass energy Seagal 😂🤣😂

[@JDascrambler]

Lmao Steven Seagal be like “Ive mastered the art of teleporting infront of anyone that runs from me. I been a slasher movie villain for like 30 years”

[@MarioSratss]

Your jokes makes that Series way better. I love Seagals Monster Walk and the silent dude at the end. 😂

[@flashthompson1085]

Oh my gawd thank you for bringing this back!

[@nightshade7240]

I thought you were supposed to pepper boxes with hot loads! I've been doing it wrong my whole life!

[@feature8]

I missed this, thank you!!!!

[@Craighetfield2024]

Steven seagull has harnessed the power of hair regeneration

[@markiangooley]

Hair Bludgeon For Men!

[@AnonymoussuomynonA]

"Segal mastered the art of the monster walk." Hahaha. Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers are our greasy meatball's two dads. Edit: I just saw my name in the credits, so cool! Thank you RedEye!

[@davidshoyt1979]

damnit redeye!!! Every time I am having a crappy day and want to drown in my own malaise you come along and force me to laugh and be cheered up! Shame on you Sir! How am I going to be emo if you keep making me feel happy!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Aww great to hear I can give you a smile :) hope you continue having an excellent weekend

[@ceefusjenkins2281]

This was easily the best review! I loved the discount underwear comment.

[@TheKruz-ox6fo]

Nice Star Trek the Motion Picture reference, RedEye. Nerds unite!

[@tonygrillo3885]

The twinkies joke had me rolling!!!

[@mroctober3657]

The Seagalogical implications of this are Seagalogian to say the least.

[@AlyrArkhon]

I was so blind, I just realized that Steven Seagal in this series in his office has a guitar and a samurai sword set. He is 200% Steven Seagal in every single second.

[@irkalla100]

Peppered with hot loads. To quote Archer: "phraaaasing!"

[@damedan9389]

Segal has officially evolved into horror movie villain status: you can run faster than Usain Bolt for a marathon length while he walks, but don't turn around or turn a corner because he'll SOMEHOW be right there. Updat: I made this comment BEFORE I got to the "monster walk" in the video. Me & RedEye have great minds that think alike. . .CLEARLY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@11Salda]

Gator don’t play no 💩 lol 😂 I love that movie

[@Vercingetorix.Fantasia]

Can't believe you only have 33k subs.. how did I get here so early.. and where's the God damn appreciation

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hey! So glad you like the videos! We are slowly but surely growing. But loving the journey so far. Glad you found the channel :)

[@rassicr]

Man I'm so excited that my normal Saturday got turned into Segal Saturday! That easily makes this the best August 6th I've ever had.

[@dougbarrett619part2]

it feels good to be back in Seattle

[@froggy7495]

Great video. Well done and good luck 👍 👏

[@nickTeeKaystrickland]

Wow, as a veteran of a combat arms MOS... that shotgun work while clearing that room hurt my soul. For real.

[@matthewschafer6359]

Ha, I get it, gravitate... because he's fat! I also liked the joke about his highly textured face, he looks like his skin care routine was developed by Ray Liotta.

[@KarlHavocsloppysteaks]

Steven Seagal? That's Steven Seagall!

[@ExploderFXbros]

I’ve been waiting for this for the longest

[@varyar77]

Yay, it's back! Thank you!

[@samholdsworth420]

This is a welcomed surprise thank you sir

[@ksjazzguitaryt]

Thank you, I was waiting for TJ back.

[@tvmaniac78]

I'm so glad you are back to doing True Justice some epically bad stories on the way so looking forward to them

[@musicwelikemang]

With some flawless acting right? .......right?

[@sethprice241]

Love the show! Strange Brew!

[@docwho2828]

Hard!One of Steven Seagull's favorite words!

[@alexanderborschel2135]

Hey you should stick the title of the film/movie you're reviewing in the title ^^ love your channel! It's just like impossible to find the movies sometimes when you don't XD.

[@MzuMzu-nx1em]

Sensei S.S. saves Seattle, sleeps out the departure hour , choosing another city to destroy 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@11Salda]

Steven likes when it’s hard lol

[@mychannel-jf7lq]

Because all he can do nowadays is talk about being hard.

[@11Salda]

@@mychannel-jf7lq 😂😂😂😂😂

[@veritas4364]

Please, keep doing these. Also, Seagal really should open an ASMR KZbin channel. I would totally subscribe.

[@ctakitimu]

Also, I'd love it if there was a real world court trial between Amber Heard and Steven Seagal! Imagine the ridiculous lies going back and forward! Seagal would be claiming he knocked Amber out, and she'd be saying he just shouted a bit then sat down to eat. I'd pay to see that!

[@RedEyeReviews]

I'd pay good money for that lol

[@devincrave7067]

93 camry thoguh. I almost spit out my drink when you said that.

[@Humongous420]

Jason Vorhees only fears one man...The Glinmer Man aka ya boy Stepanova Seagull

[@mrc6808]

YES!!! Keep them coming

[@jturnbow71]

0:48 because he's the size of a planet 🤣

[@Canoby]

I love seeing this series continue

[@j.tgrooms]

Welcome back to Seattle

[@anthonyshoop575]

Yes! Oh how I missed this review.

[@Fanuc_Operator1990]

Yess!!! Thank you!

[@charlesrense5199]

Peppering bags with hot loads is fun, but it's hard work. I'm not always up for it.

[@sandyrussell7003]

Love Seagulls G.I. Joe life like hair.....🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[@DrJohnAZoidberg]

Gator don't play no sh t. You feel ME?!

[@ajlomax603]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love these videos 😅😅

[@joshleyva2249]

Ahh the thrift store underwear brand Fruit of the Boom, that's quality apparel there

[@avvn9331]

Glad to see Segal back

[@TheBrewjo]

I'm 37 and if I walk by a nightclub I start to feel ill, the pounding, bad smell reminds me of a washing machine with a three day old wet load inside...

[@OIFIIIOIF-VET]

I love how at 10:36 the superb acting skills this woman possesses makes it look like she's annoyed that her partner blew her cover by using his life-saving inhaler. HAHAHAH BTW, have you done China Salesman yet? HAHHAAHHA

[@rbarnett3200]

"fngghh'fnar shmm bnn..." "Wait. I"m sorry, could you say that again Steven? I didn't quite catch it" "Mnnghhard is mmmnghhh har should die" "...what?" "....everyone is mnhhh harr snnghh. And thats why...they should..brnghha" "Have you had a stroke or something?" "Aggnhhmhmmnar hoogur. The mmnnhh nah hargur. You're welcome"

[@skipgrumblis]

They run at him because it would take too long to run AROUND him.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha best comment so far

[@JoshuaKlein25]

Gator don’t play no shit!! 😂

[@titolino73]

really similar to Chicago PD but in Seattle....isn't it?🤣🤣🤣

[@jonathanjackson2587]

I think Steven Seagal must've been a fan of "The Munsters" in his younger days,...just seems like he can't let it go,im surprised he hasn't made a film about vampires,he'd definitely be in his element then 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ralang999]

He's in a movie about sorta-vampires in the future. It's as bad you would imagine

[@jonathanjackson2587]

@@ralang999 oh yeah,lol ,I guess I'm kind of thinking a Dracula style olden day vampire movie,amovie that his hairstyle goes with,cause I haven't seen a movie of his yet where I can say "yes,that vampire hair-do actually goes well with this movie" 😄😄😄😄

[@Clarkthek]

Against the Dark 2009 Seagal vs. vampires

[@187mrsmith]

Have you ever reviewed half past dead with Steven segal I would love to hear u critique that that movie's hilarious 🙃🤣😭

[@dennismason3740]

The Gibson 1959 Gold-Top Les Paul is the rarest and most sought after electric guitar on Earth. Steven's Les Paul is PROBABLY a modern replica.

[@donniehowattzer2759]

3:34 yeah that is bang on

[@LikeAGentlemanPlease]

Red eye, how did you miss the fact that they’re partying at like 1pm in the afternoon??? These are some serious parties happening during work hours.

[@rokasrerroca7399]

Unlikable underwear model has crazy plot armor!!! Seagal may eventually have to take him down a peg or two!

[@jjohnsengraciesmom]

I have seen a man hit his head on a curb in a traffic accident. It always goes badly

[@gp-vl3gk]

93 camrie guy (Kyle Cassie) also played the bedazzled guy in Deadpool

[@leahw519]

You said EVERYTHING with Seagal. Search in KZbin Steve Seagal Jack Whitehall Pond. Guaranteed or your money back it will not disappoint

[@JCResDoc94]

*im here from ymatm!* -JC

[@ileana_y_hugo]

Jason and Michael have nothing on Seagul…..walking faster than anyone running

[@Deriv44]

Some people would say that the good looking underwear model left the show because Seagal doesn't like having someone younger better looking and in shape that not a woman in scene with has a co-star

[@lukewright9031]

I've now come to the conclusion that the reason Seagal changes hands when holding a firearm is because after a while it becomes too heavy for him to carry.

[@michaelmurphy2786]

But if there werent so many camera cuts, how else would Seagal look like he could win a fight?

[@concernedhomosapien9807]

It makes sense from a common sense perspective that Sensei would move to Seattle after conquering the bayou,i hope Sensei cures/solves northern Virginia next.

[@painkiller_j3071]

True Justice is so cool, I wish Seattle was real

[@RedEyeReviews]

Same....maybe one day Disney will make a Seattle ride or something

[@ynotj26ify]

Wait was that guy that commented me? I definitely remember thinking it, just not sure if i posted it.

[@no1uknugamingchannel]

I have ALL those missing underwear 😈

[@philiphied]

Next week... traces of crack, Xanax, GHB and ecstasy mix. They won't call it Molly...ecstasy.

[@zali13]

In real life O-Sensei is touring the Donbass. Life is stranger than fiction sometimes.

[@snifflindrake3283]

While it was hard, I was able to get all of the hot loads peppered into the bags. And let me tell you, it was hard.