Seagal Gets in a Beard Fight - Comedic TV Recap - Redeye Reviews

[@The_Kentuckian]

Bearded Seagal looks like he's auditioning for Duck Dynasty.

[@funtourhawk]

dude that beard had me in tears lmao....you know he was like "I gotta have the biggest beard ok?"

[@gonzo26nix]

an amazing fact is that Seagal actually grew that beard in only 3 days for that one scene and then katana chopped it away after filming

[@m.lorenzo965]

I love how the guy behind him was looking ,like he couldn’t believe it either , lol.

[@docwho2828]

So true Folks!😂

[@robotrix]

And that's his real widow's peak...honest

[@Cultivation420]

That's a true fact. Also little known fact is Chuck Norris was on the set after Steven shaved with the Katana, he picked the hair up and glued it to his own face. It's still there to this day.

[@andrerogers9961]

Yea and his beard beat up that other guy's beard.

[@johnsmith9403]

I laughed uncontrollably when the beard made its debut

[@SGK23TV]

At this point. Tge 🌊 🦭 is trolling us.

[@artkarounos816]

Same I lost it

[@VeryWellSirSome]

When Seagal arrived with that beard in the PTSD scene i literally lost my shit the moment i saw him. Hilarious.

[@LikeAGentlemanPlease]

Fun fact…. Seagal invented beards while raising and training Huskies when he was 4. The man’s achievements are insane!

[@aaronhenley4741]

Doing ok Redeye? Wasn’t expecting this until a month from now. Unless you had it in the queue already, then that makes sense.

[@docsnake]

He did say he had one more on Wednesday before his break. Glad it was this comedy gold.

[@edmundblackaddercoc8522]

Legend has it seagulls beard went to school with Jackie Chan.

[@Theduckwebcomics]

It was actually Bruce Lee 😅

[@ahar7624]

It taught Jackie everything he knows

[@CombatVet-87]

Ever notice that Seagal’s tactical gear is always pristine and brand new looking when coming back from missions. Also, I’m pretty sure they don’t make tactical vests to fit hippos so his is definitely custom made.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Oh he's way too fucking fat for service.

[@joshuablack8221]

They make gear based on your measurements, and yes, there are big dudes who get these made for them… There’s all kinds in the military and special ops

[@Fernandorodriguez-sz9qb]

😂😂😂

[@jjohnsengraciesmom]

Lol. You can get it fitted, extra large, extra trauma plate, etc for more money.

[@apollothechild6165]

That beard caused the PTSD Hope you're well bro

[@jedh3721]

A SNIPER BULLET FROM AN AR-15. I'm dead.

[@nickwaller8063]

John Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo would like a word with you.

[@jedh3721]

@@nickwaller8063 can you snipe with an AR? yes. Do ARs use "sniper bullets"? NO.

[@nickwaller8063]

@@jedh3721 A sniper bullet is a dumb phrase but any round you are firing out of an ar as a sniper would be a sniper bullet.

[@jedh3721]

@@nickwaller8063 that's my entire point and I am not sure why you are arguing with me about it. They identified the shooter as a sniper because of the specific round used then proceeded to say that it came from an AR. a rifle that specifically does not shoot bullets from common sniper rifles. That is what makes the line of logic bad. Not that the sniper was using an AR.

[@James28R]

@@jedh3721 you are aware you can have an AR in many many calibres, some of which could be considered 'sniper' rounds?

[@mgf001]

I had an akward phase where my beard looked exactly like that, can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@spiritualanarchist8162]

LOL.... I don't know how these guys can keep their composure in that first beard scene. .I would burst out laughing everytime Seagal walks on the set with that beard 😂

[@lukewright9031]

They probably went, "Can you excuse us for a moment?" and went to somewhere secluded and laughed their heads off before composing themselves upon returning.

[@curezilla]

Love you man! You take time to feel better! We will be here waiting when you get back! 🙂💜🙏

[@WanArk86]

I'm not ready for Seagalls "lumberjack beard" and expected the "donut beard". I guess having that beard was his dream cause damn, that beard is glorious ngl.

[@larshansson1953]

Goddamnit. Why'd you have to show Seagal in that beard. Now there's food all over my laptop.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

3:22 That beard....... There are..... No words....... Should have sent...... A poet.......

[@JoeR203]

Bearded Seagal looked like WWE wrestler Braun Strowman. But the beard he grew while in a coma in "Hard To Kill" wins. He looked like Charles Manson in that.

[@arnold8746]

"Worth his salt." Not his weight in salt.

[@painkiller_j3071]

"you know I've been grooming beards for like 30,40 years"

[@thomasripley7042]

Nothing is better then your "meatball" voice.. So damn funny

[@davek12]

IKR? The less legible, the better. Just a bunch of slobbery stammers would be best of all.

[@pauls6320]

Hilarious review! I never thought I'd hear the phrase "Tia Carrere you're better than this" and go, well, hell yeah Redeye, she is. How low have we sunk Seagal, how low...?

[@bradmiley]

The myth. The man. The waddle. And now... The Beard? Wow. Thanks RedEye! Always excellent, always a great laugh! All the best from Northern Europe my friend. And no, Mr. Seagull is not a citizen of our country... yet.

[@abcdefgcdefg5178]

Red eye you cannot make bad content if you tried! You always make my day when you post a video!

[@84Plato]

You'd think Seagal would know more about weapons after all he's done in his career. Their ballistics expert refers to an AR-15 round as ".223 mm" AR-15's could be modified for accuracy but I'd never call them a "sniper" platform, (although civilian media tends to call anything over a few hundred meters a sniper shot). And AR-15s fire 5.56mm or .223 caliber. A .223 mm bullet would be about the size of a grain of sand.

[@The_Annoyed_chef]

Yeah. I was like the fuck? Expert telling police about match and then saying all sort of gigbberis goobel

[@rafathegafa]

Enjoy your break, Redeye. Take all the time you need, remember you don't owe us anything.

[@JesseNapalm]

"Blow the thing like it's their 90th birthday" got a legit spit take from me. I love your stuff but if it's too much stress to come back I'm grateful to have found your channel regardless. I hope to see more from you but until then stay happy, and stay healthy.

[@LesTua]

It's like the beard doubled as a woolly scarf... 🤣

[@rokasrerroca7399]

@3:20 is your answer to what South Park's Cartman, all grown up and IRL, would look like. 🤣

[@lifestereotype7320]

Great stuff bud, wishing you the best and seriously take your time coming back!

[@ddanielbragg88]

It's wild that this isn't even the worst of Seagal.

[@docwho2828]

3:46 Oh,Sensei Claus!

[@Glumpsy]

So, about sniper rifles. If you ask somebody who served in a NATO army, they'll go on a tirade that sniper rifles don't exist and that any rifle in the hands of a sniper becomes a sniper rifle. If you ask somebody from the... Let's say Warsaw pact, they'll calmly point out that sniper rifles have "sniper" in the name. For example, S in SVD or KSVK stands for sniper.

[@Humongous420]

I haven't clicked on a video so fast and a dog's age! Just when I need a laugh the most...here comes good ol Redeye! Looking forward to "The Return Of The Redeye" Until then stay safe, stay strong and take care my interwebz friend

[@losr.1673]

It’s great to see you, bro. Hope you’re doing well, physically, spiritually and mentally. I shot a prayer up for you. Keep doing your thing 🫡✊🏽 💯

[@nox3335]

And the beard lived happily ever after. The end.

[@rufaroseke2161]

hey mate, hope you are doing well, we miss you terribly. a huge fan all the way from Zimbabwe, cant wait to watch your reviews again. see you soon

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much for the kind words :) I actually have a video coming out tomorrow! I think I'm ready to come back to this thing

[@puertoricanboy100]

Mannnnnn you never cease to amaze, just like Seagals charges.

[@DrJohnAZoidberg]

Hope all is well. Take your time to focus on yourself for however long you need. We will be excited when you return

[@James28R]

kiss more ass?

[@jarredgrondein2081]

Love your videos Sensei!!

[@j.tgrooms]

Hope you're doing good man. Thanks for the laughs

[@82Stro]

Hope you’re feeling better, glad to see your video this morning

[@jcohasset23]

One thing that stood out to me as I watch this series is we've had at least 3 officers killed during it in their jurisdiction. Washington State reports that 316 officers have died since the late 1800's (this number includes K9 units lost) and while there has been kind of an uptick in officers lost the past 20 years (53 plus 9 pandemic related and 10 K9 units) in the show they seem pretty chill about these "redshirt" officers being taken out.

[@jaytee5692]

The new "Epic beard man".

[@jacasoasheland6815]

I've never watched Seagal movies... in this way. lol I'm hooked

[@adamalucard1288]

Seagull saw a Tier 1 operator in a magazine 4 years ago and had his costumed designed from memory

[@rosannacellini2158]

SS, just gets more funny, every film clip. That mountain man beard! 😂🤣

[@p_campbell]

Didn't know tac vests came in XXXXL

[@82Stro]

Love it that seagal put on the yellow shades before he charges in

[@micahboswell4000]

So funny, RedEye; Gonna miss your particular brand of humour. See you in a month or so.

[@MarioSratss]

The beard is hilarious and amazing 😂😂😂 The Harley Joke is great 😅

[@DrJohnAZoidberg]

Omg, that beard…. I never knew I needed to see Seagal with one

[@profesorgonzalezpontiles9070]

hey man glad that youre back

[@pigeonpoo1823]

love the way seagull wears a badge all the time, lest we forget he's a cop (and not the bad guy, aka Dexter)

[@MindIn28mm]

Just here to do my usual hope your well staying health Mrs redeye. Also the usual take the time you need I'll be here for when/if your ready to come back. 😍

[@brunospfc8511]

RedEye vs Space Ice

[@MindIn28mm]

Hope your going well redeye again take the time you need mate ;)

[@iamclarke4978]

3:19 you owe me for the drink I just spit out, How DARE you not warn us this was coming. Now I have PTSD. The beard will get me...

[@Ruki1411]

4:00 omg, just one short action scene and they use like ~15 cuts

[@bobbypaycheque]

True Justice, I remember watching some of this at the time and even then I knew this was not good. Definitely tried to be super serious in tone but took itself so seriously it was often hilarious.

[@st1ngers104]

OMG!!! LOL!! I was watching with my headphones on. Did not want to wake up son, but that all went out the window with Seagal's beard LOL

[@joseph2219801]

Red after the late 90s or after DMX and Steve, This was the end of chubby in my life so lets move on back in the day. I watched Shoot to kill last night and I don't mind remakes over and over?

[@toonged]

God i have never seen that beard before.....i just cant stop laughing. Absolutely no self awareness that man

[@bfbcping]

Has anyone commented on the "223 millimeter round" that the forensic lady says? I giggled.

[@MindIn28mm]

No rush redeye your content is worth any wait mate. Hope it all going well

[@skyhawkpilot172]

A 223 mm bullet is an artillery shell. LOL

[@chrisandrew7577]

I thought you were taking a break, redeye! Always glad to see an upload, but don't over work yourself for us

[@James28R]

you want the big channel you have to work for it dont be a simp

[@nickmorgan1690]

If he's supposed to be an operator that's been out and about, his kit is very clean and fresh

[@Cultivation420]

😆 donut and a diet coke....and another donut. I could listen to your Steven Segal voice all day.

[@charlessaint7926]

Maybe the PTSD is just looking at Seagal's beard.

[@mongo1385]

Wow all that filming in Seattle and not 1 drop of rain or 1 rain cloud for that matter LOL

[@swirvinbirds1971]

Funny how the Police Car says Everett County... 😂 Everett is a city in Snohomish County.

[@YakAttack915]

Hope all is well. Definitely take the time you need. Selfishly, can't wait until you start up more videos. But when you're ready bro. We're all here still.

[@kidd7583]

That fake beard looks better than the fake I mean the real hair on his head 😂😂

[@connordunckel8544]

That’s on the level of his hard to kill beard

[@dumbasamoose3382]

Not only can you tell how far a bullet is fired just by the projectile, but you can also tell the shooter's eye color, whether or not he wore clean underwear, their first and last name and favorite meal 😆

[@rvoykin]

Been watching your videos for a few months just realized I wasn’t subscribed because you always show up in my feed. You were Contant is too well done to only have 36,000 subscribers but at least you’ve got one more!

[@joshuablack8221]

Joke all you want, but I guarantee Steven and his dudes kill it at all those countries 💯😂 They live like kings out there 😂

[@thegoldenhammer12]

Enjoy ur break Redeye! See u when u get back!!

[@Gracitagouv]

I was thinking a Dr Strange, Tony Stark kinda beard. I was soo suprised 😅 🧔🏻

[@Fun_With_Google_Translate]

He looks like a discount version of the guy from American Sniper.

[@rushmore3927]

The writing on ballistics is FOS. Former Marine here that knows. Well, I don't know much, but do know that.

[@ceefusjenkins2281]

Glorious Meatball with a beard!

[@hidingtk2860]

"No one's getting an award for this show."😅

[@m.lorenzo965]

@ 1:35- I want to know did he shoot thru the passages-side window also? If so how did the blood get on the driver side window like that.. maybe I’m wrong haha

[@TomTom.o.]

You are right about him looking like guy who has a Harley they can't ride anymore because of medical issues because I knew a guy who looks just like Steven skull with a beard who wrote a Harley and couldn't ride it anymore because of the medical issues and then he died but no big deal on that you made me laugh if you brought some good memories from it so to that I say thank you sir

[@crimsonvampyre602]

I hope you're doing OK. Hoping the channel isn't dead

[@dfon485]

I love these videos 👏

[@tantryl]

Oh hey, the guy from Stargate Atlantis. The Genoshin scientist turned leader. There he is.

[@mikehawkswollen5819]

2:24...the production is 👍. "223 mm round probably from an AR-15..." AR-15 projectiles are typically either .223 inches or 5.56 mm. But definitely, not 223 mm. Lol

[@artnunymiss2530]

Man, I wish I had been a beard wrangler on this movie

[@erfanhamifar7362]

what a sick shit it was lol... i got some ptsd to by seeing full bearded seagal

[@bbqking68]

I love it when tv just tells us so precisely ballastics and type of weapon so easily especially with someone like calling a basketball shot from the corner and nothing but net, after ball falls in but never seeing how many attempts it would take. According to weapons specialist woman this guy knew the bullet would drop +- 6 inches, knowing how much wind he was dealing with because projectile loses 1000 fps in 200 yards causes it stray from muzzle even by a 1/4 of inch (could impact 10 feet away), and speed kills which means round drops from 1300 pounds to less than 400. (400 is a lot not denying but not as effective. I was shot by a 12 gauge shotgun but far enough away that only one pellet eneterd me) Making this the JFK magic bullet or sloppy writers demonizing semiautomatic weapons. Everyone is told if a long gun is black it's a ar or "assault rifle. 1 it's like calling all vehicles on the road cars without designation of trucks, cars, buses, etc.. 2 ar is one gun manufacturer from the 1950 which stands for armalite and again it's like calling all vacuum cleaners hoovers but there's different brands. But my main point which I believe red-eye your one for details, it would be virtually impossible for someone to shoot a semiautomatic rifle in 223 without more than one shot at that distance. That's why there's more effective rifles and calibers for sniping at longer ranges. But Steven doesn't bother with those details and it's easy to keep making people afraid of semiautomatic weapons that still fire only one round per pull and don't go accidentally off alone. I rewatched and noticed shooter used a suppressor which decreases muzzle velocity even more, not knowing the actual type used it usually takes -11 feet per second off each 50 yards, meaning it's possible this victim rides away alive. I can't watch cop or war programs because they're so full of💩

[@fearanarchy]

Yup, definitely from those darn AR15s. We can tell that easily. -Beto

[@mirceaiosif7321]

This is good stuff!

[@Nave4x4]

2:25 lol "223mm round" is that like a coastal battery gun or something? .223 caliber is 5.56mm...

[@askaseal6950]

AR-15's aren't sniper rifles (you could technically precision build an AR platform, and have match 5.56 ammunition... but it wouldn't be very good over 600 yards), and you can't tell the distance the shot was from (close range forensic evaluations excepted).

[@Film_Bro]

I eagerly await your return brother, I hope you're well

[@djcease1996]

I cannot express my complete love for Grand Master Seagal. I have followed this guy's channel for over a year now and admire his humor. Why can't people love a celebrity yet laugh at jokes about them?

[@theOneOnlyTed]

Too many take themselves too seriously

[@hidingtk2860]

"Nobody's winning any awards for this show!" 😅