Obi-Wan is bullied by Yoda [Legends] [Remastered]

A remaster of one of my older videos, found here: • Obi-Wan is bullied by ... wherein Obi-Wan reflects on his final few moments with Yoda.
I uplifted the voices, and tried to improve the images, also edited the dialogue a little, but otherwise largely kept things the same.
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The quick text was as follows:
02:24 - He killed not just the children, but the women and men too :(
The screenshots were variously taken from different bits of Star Wars media, with captions added through the use of ImgFlip. The exceptions to this were a meme about buff Obi-Wan I found here: joke-battles.f... a cool drawing of a Hutt Jedi I found here: / 535928424401484243 and an image of everyone's favorite Jedi, Yareal Poof, I found here: comicvine.game...
Video was taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Special shoutout to Disney for having that one fat Jedi, though I withdraw it for being too cowardly to have the Hutt Jedi we all deserve on the screen and flipping about with the same energy as Yoda.
The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them.
The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me.

[@sealsaregood5146]

A remaster of an old video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/emjTd2iFr7-qbbc Note that this is considered Legends continuity to the broader Anakin Shrugged Saga

[@JacktheStripper-tc5pn]

You have your own EU?

[@lawjef]

“I was the only one who voted against changing my name” was and is a classic!

[@sealsaregood5146]

@JacktheStripper-tc5pn it felt more authentic

[@SirMephistoPheles666]

I see that the current canon timeline is the Anakin Shrugged Saga but I'd like to explore the Legends continuity. There is a playlist for the newer Anakin Shrugged Saga but I can't seem to find a playlist for the Legends continuity. By any chance could you add no-longer canon stories to a playlist as well? Thank you.

[@billcynic1815]

Obi-Wan doesn't understand the -sand people- people of sand situation. Anakin had finally finished his first draft of his thesis and went of to show his mother, when those uncultured savages took his first draft, burned it, and laughed at him. Not just the men, but the women and the children too. They had it coming. Besides, Padme thought it was kind of hot, and asked Anakin to strike her down with his sword too.

[@Maximillian_Space]

Are you implying he used same sword for children as for Padme?

[@xan1m440]

@@Maximillian_Space I honest to god can't tell who is the bigger freak here, between Anakin and Padme...

[@TheRealNormanBates]

I bet Padme found Anakin to be _really_ hot on Mustafar.

[@feuerling]

​@@Maximillian_Space he took out the batteries so he wouldn't accidentally press the button and fry her. Usually people put the batteries _in_ before using "swords" in private settings.

[@CoralCopperHead]

@@Maximillian_Space ANNIE NO-

[@EmissaryOfStuff]

I figure Yoda would have suggested taking Midi-Chlorian Steroids anyway

[@VetinariClone]

I was gonna suggest just regular steroids. If they got super swoll, that’d add a ton of mass to them as well, and they’d not only have the strength in the force, but also the strength in their bodies, to really take on any darksiders.

[@ninjalectualx]

If everyone drank Yodas blood they would become more powerful and high than you can imagine

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

​@@ninjalectualx then they'd truely have the high ground

[@shred1894]

@@ninjalectualx Nah fam, they'd immediately OD

[@lgjm5562]

Maybe there really is a midichlorian mitochondria connection after all . Fyi the more muscle you have, the more mitochondria.

[@mawillix2018]

I just want to hear more of Anakin's Thesis.

[@gold_leader928]

We need the full 2 hour cut with the interesting side tangents

[@small.clover]

@@gold_leader928 We'll get it, eventually, one day

[@loucar10]

And yet someone else would not want to hear the thesis. It is, one could argue, a dichotomy

[@floricel_112]

Sorry, this is legends. Anakin isn't a nerd in this one

[@CasualFox12495]

Full 2 hour cut *with citations* and a cameo from that one tall witch coven lady. Think her name was Abi Gale Tho'orn.

[@foxstrom3614]

Counter point to Obi’s original point: muscle is denser than fat, so being as buff as possible with healthy body fat would make for the ideal force user

[@HJ28_398]

a dense sponge holds less water

[@alexantone5532]

I believe humans don’t actually create more muscle and fat cells, but instead the cells they already have grow in size in both instances

[@HJ28_398]

​@@alexantone5532 I can't put sources in replies sadly, but they're the first results from: "nih gov where fat comes from" "sciencedirect muscle cell" Both types of cells are created in the body.

[@derkylos]

@@alexantone5532 Yeah, but you can still graft other people's limbs onto yourself.

[@JKozlovable]

​@@derkylosW- what!? You mean like... The new meta is gonna be human Grievous jedis? Damn...

[@dr.virus1295]

It honestly makes sense, that Hutt Jedi - completely forgotten his name - was one of the most powerful Jedi. So being a fat Jedi means you're more powerful, which means half the Star Wars fandom would be OP AF were they force sensitive.

[@carlpittenger]

indeed, true Star Wars fans are morbidly obese

[@mrzirak792]

Name's Beldorian. At his peak he probably wouldn't die to Jedi Knight Leia, but after turning into Jabba the Obese 2.0, and being corrupted by some parasite guy, he was a bit out of touch due to zero practice, and even then he was close to killing Leia who was Luke's student

[@joshstack34]

I completely forgot about Beldorion. Planet of Twilight is so fucking weird.

[@headshot5500]

The other half would be even stronger

[@SVrisingfuture]

@@headshot5500 yea but its hard to get all of that in frame...

[@lexmortis5722]

Darth Vader interrogating rebels with his own analysis of Anakin's thesis would be a very funny twist, take the idea if you want

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Oh God… now I’m imagining Darth Vader holding Captain Antilles for 10 minutes discussing the difference between an ambassador and a duly elected representative, and Antilles just falls asleep in his arms.

[@thelakeman2538]

He only blows up Alderaan because the philosophers and literary analysts at the Alderaan Planetary University, disparaged his thesis about the tragedy of darth plageus the wise, as inconsistent and derivative from the work of other scholars on Sith studies. The plagiarism allegations against Dr Vader in the senate following that caused a galaxy wide scandal, with APU forming an investigation committee that is very close to submitting its final report.

[@warlordofbritannia]

“If this is a diplomatic mission then where is the ambassador? No, I’m not referring to Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan; do you really not know what the difference between an ambassador and Senator is? Ambassadors, according to the Galactic Diplomat’s Handbook, are defined as a representative or representatives of a species, planet, or other entity, assigned or otherwise designated to serve the interests of said polity at a specific post. Senators, on the other hand, represent a planet, sector or other special interest in the Galactic Senate on Coruscant…though I suppose it’s the Imperial Senate now. Ironically not as imposing as the *Galactic* don’t you think? I was trying to impress this upon Emperor Palpatine one standard week ago, but he did not appear receptive to such advice. Indeed he said that if I didn’t get on my way to recovering those plans I would, quote, witness the unlimited power of [my] fingies oh dear Force now he’s got me saying that too, just get out of here Darth Stupidius, unquote…”

[@lgjm5562]

As bad as vogon poetry?

[@lgjm5562]

As bad as vogon poetry?

[@mrckapm2241]

Yoda calling Obiwan a cuck was not on my 2024 Bingo card but what a way to end the year!

[@MaxKissler]

How Obi-Wan's name is also Ben is absolutely canon now. Never wanted to know but glad I do now.

[@warlordofbritannia]

I’ve heard he’s also gone by Larry, Steve, and even Banjo

[@callous2k486]

@@warlordofbritanniayou’re a real one for this lmaoo

[@bigyoshi5170]

So you’re telling me Maul murdered Satine because Obi-Wan voted for Biden? This lore really is made of the best Death Sticks!

[@BVKrealitycheck]

Satine said she wanted to "build back better" Mandalore and Maul took up his red pill cosplay to the next level.

[@warlordofbritannia]

Maul *is* a simp for Kenobi

[@SimonBuchanNz]

​@@warlordofbritanniayeah but it's a tsundere type thing. Obi is lucky he cut that braid or Maul would be pulling it in the playground

[@GaussianEntity]

Not Biden. Bi'den, titular character with the special attack Bi'den Blast.

[@ObiWanKenobi-theJediMaster]

I should've not voted for that old guy

[@joshstack34]

"Is it okay to call them Sand People? It honestly sounds like a slur" Well, that would explain why everyone calls them Tuskens these days, though it is weird that they raided one fort and got named after it forever.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

The Vikings would like a word with you about your PERSonal belongings.

[@PopeOfTheBullpuptistChurch]

This explains why Darth Baras the Wide was so powerful

[@warlordofbritannia]

The Cake is a lie, there is only pie Through pie I gain carbs Through carbs I gain fat Through fat I gain weight Through weight my scale is broken My belly is free

[@robertlupa8273]

"Honestly it _FEEELS_ like a slur" Damn that was a smooth one.

[@Flatulent_fox]

Yoda seems to be the only jedi that appreciated the fall of the order and the death of Master Windu, now there ir no more HR to stop him from doing drugs and bullying everyone.

[@janakakumara3836]

The midichlorians are especially concentrated in the fat cells

[@GaussianEntity]

Midichlorians are stored in the fat 😂

[@shapular]

The midichlorian is the powerhouse of the cell.

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

@@GaussianEntity I thought they were stored in the balls? Which explains why most powerful Jedi are men.

[@ChristianCrept]

Yoda calling him a cuck caught me off guard😂

[@Lightning23Lion]

and the mock about voting for Biden had me dead💀

[@willow2893]

the fact that you have a legends continuity brings me so much joy

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

The true EU. 🧐

[@damianich4824]

Based Yoda's reaction to Obi Wan raising Luke caught me off-guard. Little Goblin's a menace

[@andrewwang8021]

Honestly, the inclusion of lore-based extrapolations really make these videos stand out in my opinion.

[@owobi_2991]

Poor Kenobi, he never learned that midichlorians are stored in the balls..

[@r3dp9]

RFOL.

[@Bob-qz5yj]

That implies some interesting things about the female jedi

[@king__bob2405]

How come Darth Maul was so powerful then???

[@JuanJoseMárquez-b5j]

@@king__bob2405the thyroid was the only thing left he had with midichlorians

[@CommanderWaterSoul]

I like to imagine Yoda said: "Of course, survived The Reading, Nerd did.", as a reference to Order 66 being a reading of Anakin's Thesis.

[@nathanharmon8971]

100% was expecting a breeding program suggestion

[@Vafbrudnir]

Yoda- again reunites with Obi to an ever increasing mouthful of titles following vaders exploits and him raising a space terrorist

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

It's not terrorism if you're the new government 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@lorddevilfish5868]

Yoda teaches Grogu the wonder of Ketamine-Cocaine!

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Neurons activated! It all makes sense now! 🤪

[@Doctor4077]

3:01 Okay but the way he says “Biden” is pretty cool. It actually sounds like something an actual Star Wars character would be named.

[@robertlupa8273]

Master Bi-Den

[@blankymcblankface]

@robertlupa8273You could do it with anyone really. “Ah, if it isn’t my old rival, Master Doh-Nald T’Rump.” Elon Musk just sounds like a boss of the Trade Federation by default 😂

[@Retributivist]

Exactly

[@geofra8615]

Alas, if only Ben had been more studied in TTODPTW. Anakin tried to warn him.

[@adlolalrounder]

Darth thesis needs to talk about this topic

[@BigWarthog]

That means CaseOh has biggest midichlorian count in the universe

[@inkyisdreaming]

That’s because he’s big enough to BE the Force

[@9ipalvin858]

He ate the force

[@whodistoodis]

The revelation that Obi-Wan has his own thesis is game-changing.

[@buddermonger2000]

"Survive the reading the nerd did" does that mean order 66 here was done from reading Anakin's thesis?

[@MyWatchIsEnded]

Well the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the force.

[@diablominero]

"size matters not" --Yoda

[@rhinotough9959]

What a wonderful way to start my day! Thank you!

[@arbknight12]

I thought Yoda was too high to even recognize his own feet

[@thebaronlouis8619]

Yareal Poof died before the Clone Wars even started. How did it take Obi-wan so long to change his name?

[@MrDj232]

Palpatine delayed the paperwork so he could spend more time manipulating Anakin.

[@kittencorp.3295]

A reading nerd, you are.

[@Alex-um9ec]

No, he was out getting the pizza.

[@thebaronlouis8619]

@@kittencorp.3295 it was a comic book, but I also knew because they took him off the council for Episode II. They did this because he looked too much like a Kaminoan and didn't want to confuse people.

[@drummerrck]

​@@MrDj232 Paperwork probably got lost in the backlog of Anakin applying for the rank of master 37x per day.

[@AbadonXXX]

“Your cells look too far apart. Let’s fix that.” -king minos probably

[@alpharius5178]

Master Chungus or Jedi Knight Obesitine would have wiped the floor with Palpatine.

[@Flobbijobbi1]

This all have been absolute cinema, don’t stop making them.

[@Elvisbackpack]

Yoda clearly moved to Dagonah to drain the swamp.

[@Astroga159]

To be fair Midichlorians could be diluted in the body so Anakin could simply have a higher density that spread and settled in his whole body. When Vader lost his limbs he permanently lost that amount of it and increasing his BMI would simply lower Midichlorian density but keep the finite amount the same? Perhaps some strapping and smart Doctor graduate could create a short 1 hour thesis considering this proposal?

[@Adi-mk2lq]

but according to that logic if a jedi gains a lot of weight and then loses the weight, he loses his midchlorian count

[@pruskifryderyk]

@@Adi-mk2lq the midichlorians are confirmed per cell not whole body and new canon seems to go into idea that only thing holding vader back was mental state

[@mawillix2018]

Instead of bye-den you could've gone with bye-then

[@porkcracklins630]

Most badass thing Biden ever did- "Oh? You don't like me? Cool. All my friends are immune from prosecution and Ukraine is getting all the weapons. Bye then!"

[@mj_mac]

These videos are my lifeblood

[@jamesbeedecee]

I remember getting the Sand People Star Wars Figure. It was called "Tusken Raider (Sand People)". Tusken Raider sounds like even more of a slur. But, of course, they DID slaughter all those Jawas.

[@meganparrish807]

It would just be Tusken if they weren't also raiders.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

​@meganparrish807 but that raises the question of what 'Tusken' actually is. Is it a settlement that the Sand People have raided especially brutally? Kinda like how vikings came to be known as 'vikings' after having brutally assaulted that one village?

[@The_saza]

@@georgeoldsterd8994 They actually did get there name raiding fort Tusken. Although that only applies in that region of Tatooine everywhere else Sand People is used.

[@warmal8486]

0:20 does that mean that Newton laws applies to the force?

[@tellmewhenitsover]

Obi-wan's fat jedi thesis arc begins

[@Trey_v3.3]

What if Leia and Luke had been born conjoined? And what if instead of two full-sized people it was a normal sized person with a weird hunchback which is, of course the other twin. You'd still get all those child of the chosen one midichlorians just in a more compact Quasimodo shaped container

[@feuerling]

Or a chimera

[@blankymcblankface]

Is it bad that all I heard whilst reading this was “THE BELLS OF CORUSCAAAAAANT”

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Kuato was a Jedi, confirmed!

[@ReinaSaurus]

03:15 gets ditched in a desert without education, money, or even proper sanitation. becomes grandmaster of the jedi order anyways. are these requirements for the job then?

[@Jwsponky]

Being the only Jedi not dead at that point.

[@feuerling]

​​​@@Jwsponky some of them retired instead of being dead. But yeah, it's not very impressive to get the highest rank in a jedi order consisting of one person.

[@Jwsponky]

@@feuerling Who be these retirees you speak of? The only one I can think of who survived long enough to do that is Ahsoka, and even then she survived in no small part due to the fact she was exiled from the jedi order.

[@ReinaSaurus]

@@Jwsponky legends lore before disney. a'sharad hett, k'kruhk, quinlan vos, t'ra saa, tholme, zao, bardan jusik, ikrit (yodas cat padawan), an'ya kuro, aurra sing...

[@Jwsponky]

@@ReinaSaurus Fair enough, never really had the opportunity to read any of that... also Aurra Sing was a Jedi? That... somewhat strains credulity.

[@Revan498]

If we take the "Jedi Apprentice" books as cannon (at least to legends) Then Yoda is indirectly responsible for a LOT of misery on Obi-Wan's part. The TLDR you get if you read between the lines is that Yoda decided that Qui-Gon needed to get over his last apprentice (who Yoda kinda set up to fail BTW) so sabotaged Obi-Wan's career to guilt-trip Qui into taking on Obi. With this in mind, Obi-Wan initially thinking Ahsoka would be his Palawan un the CW pilot movie could be interpreted not as Obi-Wan working with the council to gaslight Anakin into taking an apprentice to Yoda sticking his little green nose into Obi-Wan's career AGAIN for "the greater good"...

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Those books were like weird fan-fics and boring, but I give them a lot of credit for showing Yoda to be the imperfect character he is.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

The Greater Good.

[@Revan498]

@ConnanTheCivilized I think they were also meant to depict how Qui-Gon wasn't a perfect mentor or care-giver, and thus even if he had survived TPM, he might not have been able to save Anakin from his fate...

[@dravenocklost4253]

I cannot wait to see a proper, unleashed video of Yoda. You hyped him up a lot with previous videos, you need to buckle up and man up and rest demonetization to give us some REAL Yoda lol lmao

[@mctanuki]

you are the best comedy writer on the internet

[@AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon]

Obi-Wan giving his personal dissertation on the events from the end of episode 3 leading into episode 4 was not where I expected to go next with this, but honestly? It was fucking hilarious.

[@Litnigmkween]

I mean, an orbit is just planets holding and pulling on objects with an invisible force… one that gets stronger with greater mass

[@rowanjordan8588]

I love Obi Wan's recap of the situation

[@allanriley]

Obi-livious to planets is such a good insult

[@primal1233]

I want to hear Anakin's thesis again

[@rakkasaniron1696]

Yoda is basically just my brother....... Yeah.

[@uberswine]

Always in a drug-induced comas?

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Into a locker, shove you I will, looser! - your brother? Definitely Yoda. 😂

[@rakkasaniron1696]

@@uberswine Maybe not so much that part. At least not the hard stuff.

[@sealsaregood5146]

On the upside, one could argue this means, in a non-parody universe, your brother is one of the wisest beings in the galaxy

[@uberswine]

@@sealsaregood5146 well, it takes a lot of wisdom to endure decades of changing-drugs-for-fun-and-staying-safe, so yeah, true wisdom indeed

[@PataDePerro713]

Have feelings only gay lords do

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Back to the 90s, this comment drags me. 😂 People used to talk smack all the time. Everyone is such attention seeking drama-queens now!

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

​@ConnanTheCivilized let's bring back smack talking. 🧐

[@LadyQ_1169]

Honestly thought that, after Obi listed the two ways to increase Force powers, he was going to propose Jedi Temple selective breeding. 😵

[@richietozier7091]

I'm surprised Yoda didn't call him a 🚬🐐

[@porkcracklins630]

Well, he called him a cuck, so he was definitely thinking it. Drugged out conservative bully Yoda is pure insanity.

[@gunnyisgoodboi4846]

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

It is done. At last, it is done. (c)

[@tysondennis1016]

We need an uncut Anakin Thesis

[@darthnerd4432]

Lookimg forward to the intervention...

[@LCTesla]

this is how that hutt jedi was able to use the force to jump around

[@unclejojo3702]

obi-wan should stand up for himself one of these days..

[@Justin-bf5hk]

Omg new seal video🤯

[@JP-rf8rr]

Like master like apprentice.

[@inoyan1863]

This series never fail to make me laugh. ''Vote for Biden, you did.'' Amazing.

[@Dio_Brando290]

Anakin gonna come out with thesis part 2

[@liborohanka5010]

That midichlorian theory that more cells mean more power or that Anakin is weaker because him losing limbs doesn't make much sense. Ig would mean, bigger races are naturally stronger and doesn't need high concentration of midichlorians as smaller races. (So small ones would need for example 5000, while big races just 3000) But that obviously isn't truth, because Yoda exist and Jedi order isn't dominated by big guys. And they doesn't test Midichlorians according their height or weight, but just according concentration. Number of Midichlorians in body as whole doesn't matter. Matter their density. Anakin has problems after becoming Vader, because that lava bath. He literally used force to keep himself alive and continue to do so, until his death on second death star (where he turns from dark side back to light and doesn't use dark side abilities anymore to prolong his life)

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

That's the first time I hear of Anakin/ Vader using the Force to keep himself alive. 😐

[@liborohanka5010]

@georgeoldsterd8994 really?! I though it's pretty know fact. It's explanation of his death. There is story, where he use dark side to heal himself and when he feels relief from pain, he collapse again, because not using his pain as fuel to dark side. I belive, it was even in some what if battle analysis videos etc.

[@massmurdertron51]

​@@liborohanka5010he only uses it when he has to normally the suit keeps him alive. Like extreme situations like when the emperor shot him( but he didn't so he died) and if the suit just randomly turns off

[@Bongus_Bubogus]

I like how everyone with a thesis is disregarded by all the other council members

[@ChiEKKUsama]

Better to take Space HGH, become hulking monster you will. Afraid the sith will be.

[@sirmaestoso]

"Obi-livious to planets" 🤣

[@GGBlaster]

Force = mass * acceleration, so it seems to me obese sprinters are Master Jedi

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

So then, there are no Jedi masters? 🤔

[@BulletQuantum]

I've been midichlorianmaxxing for years

[@HonuFlight]

"Moving to swamp planet I am" is code for moving to Louisiana. 😂😂😂

[@reptiliankey]

Bye-den lol

[@tylertheultimatebadass87]

Chubby Jedis? I'm getting flashbacks to that Family Guy episode with the fat Darth Vader scene

[@mrbubbles6468]

I just realised. This all happened because Anakin’s mum died. But Luke is left with the Uncle. He let his sister get kidnapped and tortured to death.

[@kratal122]

I can’t get enough of the disfunction in this version of Star Wars.

[@MYJEWISHLAMPSHADES]

SONG BUSHES OF LOVE. I HAD SOME QUESTIONS AT FIRST BUT I RAN INTO A WALL A FEW TIMES TO ALLEVIATE ANY NEED TO ASK THEM. PROFESSIONAL COURTESY ISNT GONE.😅

[@derekonxbox]

Ah, so this is Obi Wans thesis

[@Seoulmoonrhee]

How does Obi Wan reference Anakin's lava bath _before_ Order 66?! Unless he was talking in retrospect...

[@ghosty918]

Hes explaining things in the present, on Tatooine. The Anakin example wouldnt be in his thesis of course, but its a pertinent example when hes one of the few living Jedi alive

[@iSmartMan1]

Normally I'm not a fan of AI generated voices, but not only does your writing elevate it, you also put enough time and effort into the line reading generations to feel like it's worth "remastering" previous videos instead of just posting the first version it generates. Out of curiosity, what would you say is the average number of times you have to tweak and regenerate a randomly selected line of dialogue before you get a version you're satisfied with?

[@gengarclefairy3475]

Dichotomy

[@HoneycuttVideos]

As someone named Ben I can confirm the exotic and cool aura the name exudes.

[@VitaminDealer]

A force sensitive Jaba would be OP

[@JoaoSilva-tn3pu]

It started to sound like the final solution 0:15

[@jakubgrono9070]

Where freedom burns

[@enoriczszaz]

Fatakin MCwalker

[@ICallShotgun13]

Bye-Den is freaking hilarious.

[@seekingabsolution1907]

A force order of lightside monks who specialise in putting on weight whilst maintaining good health for athletics (you know, think olympic weight lifters but maybe slightly less extreme since if they are anything like the jedi they probably don't want the serious health drawbacks some extreme athletes suffer from due to over specialising their bodies) and use their massive girth and long meditations to commune with The Force on a deeper level would be a fun culture to explore in a story.

[@Average_Panda]

Only problem with Obi-Wan’s plan, is the risk of diabetes 😭

[@CJusticeHappen21]

"I don't even know who Bye-Den is." 🤣 Slays me.

[@not_the_useless_cake856]

That’s why the Huttese Jedi were always so powerful….

[@Boneworm852]

"What are midichlorians?" "It's heroin."

[@Teaganlifts]

It’s how many are in each cell, not how many total

[@redc7146]

Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wide?

[@GaussianEntity]

It's not a story the crossfit Jedi would tell

[@RyanRybicki3582]

Now he knows how Anakin Skydiver feels

[@LordFoxxyFoxington]

I wonder what Luke will think of Anakins thesis.

[@Ронан-25]

Here's an idea for a video that has stuck in my head for a really long time: Darth Vader tells Luke that he is his son, then somehow us thesis is bro up, Like listens for a few minutes and then abrupts the monologe by falling from the... thing he was hanging on. But the funny part is - it doesn't show whether Luke actually survived or not😂

[@ploopyfudgewink9207]

Full Anakin thesis incoming?