In the spirit of the sequel trilogy, I've put zero thought into how I want to adapt the story into meme format long term.
@planetbob67034 ай бұрын
Planning? Roadmap? What are those? We'll figure it out on the way and sail on brand recognition😂
@cyberninjazero56594 ай бұрын
Well, you did establish precedent when you redid the Story of Darth Plagueis scene to retcon Anakin from an idiot into a very excited grad student
@dulouser17514 ай бұрын
And yet it's still more logically coherent than the original...
@sealsaregood51464 ай бұрын
@@cyberninjazero5659 I altered the canon, pray I do not alter it any further
@dulouser17514 ай бұрын
@@cyberninjazero5659 to be fair he might have his doctor but he will always remain an idiot
@n5435764 ай бұрын
"I read my grandfather's thesis, read the source materials." Nuff said.
@alexxx44344 ай бұрын
Revenge of the Thesis!
@Tat0114 ай бұрын
The sacred texts!
@germanvisitor24 ай бұрын
@@Tat011 Now we know why Yoda just burned all those Jedi scrolls.
@CasualFox124954 ай бұрын
Sacred Jedi Texts!!!
@danielpaulmann47994 ай бұрын
Explains why he takes all the Drugs.
@NyxSakura4 ай бұрын
Ben read his grandfather's thesis, but didn't spare even a minute to talk about the interesting side tangent? Ben, Anakin is very disappointed.
@ekos82824 ай бұрын
To be fair he was propably two...three yodas high. I would forgive forgetting side tamgents then. But not the writers for giving him enough plot armor to survive 2.5 yodas of high. That's tol much man!
@Ронан-254 ай бұрын
Bojack reference? @@ekos8282
@pd28cat4 ай бұрын
AH YES THE INTERESTING SIDE. TANGENT.
@hydrodex84094 ай бұрын
Most likely Ben is forming his own thesis based on the interesting side tangent. Maybe even finding another side tangent within the side tangent
@ninochaosdrache3189Ай бұрын
Maybe the side tangent wasn't written down
@queekheadtaker73274 ай бұрын
I like how Rey has inherited her grandfather's role as confused straight man
@rafaelalodio51164 ай бұрын
She will keep the Palpatine family tradition of trying to keep on script.
@antoniocarlosgoncalvesfilho3 ай бұрын
@@rafaelalodio5116now I imagine her and Palpatine trying to make Ben shut the fuck up during the final confrontation
@Theology.1012 ай бұрын
unlike her grandpa, she’s genuinely trying to engage with them but their nonsense is just insane
@chexfan2000Ай бұрын
@@Theology.101this is an excellent dynamic for that sheev energy; no agenda, just trying to sincerely parse what these morons are trying to convey and receiving naught but psychic damage for her efforts
@Theology.101Ай бұрын
@@chexfan2000She’s genuinely in danger of having her mind break, i fear.
@biblicallyaccuratesoul4 ай бұрын
Ben Solos the verse, he read Anakin's thesis and survived.
@LoneWolf-xe6ye4 ай бұрын
Not just read it he read and is still healthy. Palpatine was forever scarred
@sunbro1974 ай бұрын
@@LoneWolf-xe6ye reading is fine, you just start skipping pages at some point. You can't skip Anakin's speech. He will make sure you get the side tangent too.
@theod46604 ай бұрын
He didn’t just read it. He understood it.
@deadlypandaghost4 ай бұрын
Why do you think he's on so much drugs.
@stefanbroers81464 ай бұрын
@@LoneWolf-xe6ye i wouldnt say hes healthy if he is on so much drugs that hed make yoda look like a saint..
@BoneDaddy_4 ай бұрын
At least Kylo didn't inherit his grandfather's fascination with dichotomy and his thesis
@andreystolyarov76084 ай бұрын
I wouldn't be so sure about that. He read the damn thing.
@nlATL7774 ай бұрын
@@andreystolyarov7608that shit would be the foundational texts of the knights of ren
@ekos82824 ай бұрын
He didn't jump out of the window=he liked it!@@andreystolyarov7608
@omardiaz62554 ай бұрын
If you indulge me a spell, i think there is a facinating dichotomy between the obsession with the tale of Plaeguis the wise and the indiference towards it, one my asume it is mere coincidence, but that line of though can only be described as lazy and indiferent to the misterues of the universe, i have prepared a brief 400 pages manifesto of why this is no mere coincidence but has deeper meaning and implications
@bluelick75784 ай бұрын
As far as you know
@alexandrehenrique72034 ай бұрын
I love how Kylo actually stutters whenever he has to swear, like his mom can slap the back of his head at any moment
@singletona0824 ай бұрын
There are many abilities the force grants that some might consider ... Unnatural. Like a mother dope slapping their kid from across the galaxy.
@cyborgcatrj67944 ай бұрын
This is now canon. Lisa has become the greatest force user in history, but basically just uses it for child abuse that can’t be reported to authorities because it leaves no evidence. She is truly the Gaslight Gatekeeper Girlboss.
@cyborgcatrj67944 ай бұрын
*Leia
@karnewarrior4 ай бұрын
@@cyborgcatrj6794 No, Lisa, like from the simpsons
@bbjygm3 ай бұрын
He was going to call himself a son of a bitch but didn't want to insult his mom
@chance12404 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity for Kylo to say " he tried to kill me in my sleep. Like a little bitch." (A tip of the hat for ol mace)
@elmodelo1014 ай бұрын
It's interesting the similitudes between his story and the tale of Dark Plagis the wise, while one was killed by his student while sleeping, the other was almost killed by his teacher, while sleeping, which many may consider "ironic".
@aluisious4 ай бұрын
@@elmodelo101 We're going to have to nip this one in the bud.
@GaussianEntity4 ай бұрын
@@aluisiousNo no, let him cook
@drummerrck4 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity. Also in the spirit of the sequel trilogy.
@thelakeman25384 ай бұрын
No he has been trained by the nerd school of Jedi order (Qui-gon to Obi-wan to Anakin) while master Yoda taught Luke in the cool ways like Mace, Kylo was misled by the thesis of these nerds written in the jedi scrolls. This also explains why Yoda decides to burn them.
@HappyPotat4 ай бұрын
*reads Anakin’s thesis *doesn’t ponder dichotomy “YOU WILL NEVER BE VADER!!”
@u.v.s.55834 ай бұрын
"So what is grandpa's thesis about? It is about a story about a guy who wanted to be immortal, but rather than use drugs to achieve this, this bloke started doing research, and then he had to share his research, and his peers stole his invention and killed the master with it. And what can we learn from this story? Do drugs, not science!" "ONE DRUGS PLEASE" (Larry Ben Kenobi, another timeline)
@dangerface3004 ай бұрын
@u.v.s.5583 Actually, they call me Bongo nowadays.
@androxtempest3913Ай бұрын
"My man."
@planetbob67034 ай бұрын
Look, if even Yoda tells you to slow down you *really* have a problem. Putting him out of *our* misery would have been a kindness!
@SourMaracuya4 ай бұрын
Read this in obi-wan's voice
@germanvisitor24 ай бұрын
Eh, Yoda just knew Ben was developing a major tolerance to drugs.
@GaussianEntity4 ай бұрын
Yoda just wanted to keep his world records intact. Nobody can dethrone the king.
@Nachotaco101Ай бұрын
When Yoda does drugs he does them right and expects other force users to do the same.
@Ash-Winchester4 ай бұрын
"And he decided to emulate the style of that most famous sith lord in history!" "All black and a cool mask." Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
@Sirhc_B82072 ай бұрын
Hey! That eliminates 3, maybe 4 sith!
@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185Ай бұрын
Black clothes and a cool mask? You must be a sith
@Simmlex16 күн бұрын
Ah yes! Nihilus!
@eowynsisterdaughter4 ай бұрын
Really calling out Leia saying "I've always known" 😂
@valmid50694 ай бұрын
Vader: appears Luke: I can save him! Kylo: appears Luke: *Peace Was Never An Option*
@u.v.s.55834 ай бұрын
See, imagine if a scientist appeared today who supported geocentric model of the Universe? His peers would kill him. They didn't kill Aristoteles. Aristoteles was kind of good in his own time. However, scientific progress is made burial by burial. Bad theories die with their fathers. Now, Anakin wrote an original research thesis. It was his child. The thesis was not great, it was just one of the millions of useless thesises in dusty libraries. However, the appearance of Kylo threatened the progress of science for another 80 years or so, as long as Dr. Ren lived. So Dr. Ren had to go.
@anonimanonim27104 ай бұрын
Well, one was his father, the other was the weird nephew we all hope was not a product of incest 🤣🤣🤣
@tjarkschweizer4 ай бұрын
@@u.v.s.5583 For scientists there is a fate far worse than death. Loosing your status in the scientific community which can be done in two ways. Being a dick or promoting scientific bogus.
@lordbuss4 ай бұрын
It was an option, just not an easy or obvious one.
@davidwuhrer67044 ай бұрын
@@u.v.s.5583Aristoteles was never good, he was academically destroyed by his peers. He was wrong about literally everything, and his contemporary philosophers proved it. Unfortunately he was rich enough from his bestsellers that he founded his own school and became the bedrock of medieval European philosophy. (Until Kant built his career on systematically disproving Aristoteles again.) Geocentrism is more of a Ptolemy thing anyway.
@TheInselaffen4 ай бұрын
Luke's mistake: having a backswing as big as Mace Windu's
@carlpittenger4 ай бұрын
you have to have that much of a backswing to make sure a lightsaber does any damage these days
@DracoSuave4 ай бұрын
@@carlpittenger Ain't no one thought of pointing a deactivated lightsaber at someone's face in their sleep (so you don't wake them up with the loud lightsaber noises) and just activating it right there, in their face? Like why was that never a thing? And in this thesis I shall...
@davidwuhrer67044 ай бұрын
@@DracoSuaveLegends addressed it. It's a forbidden technique.
@Skullhawk134 ай бұрын
@@davidwuhrer6704Luke was already executing his nephew without trial. Don’t pull that naruto Kinjutsu horseshit, we already the bad guy we ball.
@davidwuhrer67043 ай бұрын
@@Skullhawk13 It is called that in the books, I didn't make it up. Also, I've never watched or read Naruto. Maybe that's why I don't see the connection to vigilantism.
@bigyoshi51704 ай бұрын
“By the way Ben, not that it’s important or anything but my father Anakin did turn back to the light side to save me at the end of his life.” -Luke Skywalker *”YOU DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO TELL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?!”* -Kylo Ren
@kubdarienjoyer47984 ай бұрын
can't blame Luke, Kylo deleted Mara jade from cannon
@aurelia80284 ай бұрын
Yeah, me neither
@azurefire-914 ай бұрын
Still more respectful than what Jacen "what's character development" Solo did to Mara.
@hunterackerman16973 ай бұрын
Actually, I applaud Kylo for it.
@colemacgrath37552 ай бұрын
Truly irredeemable
@darkphoenix27454 ай бұрын
Rey is gonna be dissapointed to know all the ancient jedi books Luke has preserved were Anakin's tesis.
@NotYourRealMom4 ай бұрын
no wonder yoda tried to set it on fire
@silverloony11704 ай бұрын
Reading Anakin's thesis and doing more drugs than Yoda ever did would turn anyone evil. The height-mogging and cock-blocking was truly cruel beyond measure.
@saver_spenta_mainyu4 ай бұрын
Yoda telling someone else to slow down on the drugs... Kylo Ren is truly beyond any help.
@u.v.s.55834 ай бұрын
A good thing it is, higher than the sky to be. Not so good a thing it is, higher than master Yoda to be.
@antoniocarlosgoncalvesfilho3 ай бұрын
Is implied that he's lying to sound cooler. Like when he said "injecting marijuana..... in my eye" Which... honestly... fits with his poser personality
@boruchan76364 ай бұрын
2:20 truly the most evil Sith user I don’t blame Luke anymore.
@potapotatpot4 ай бұрын
Yoooo, Kylo not only read Anakins thesis but also UNDERSTOOD it and knew Luke would evenutally try to pull a Palpatine or as Mace Windu would say:"A little bitch move"
@DarthPrime524 ай бұрын
"On some planets I’m considered a giant." Luke did grow up around Jawas.
@MikkoAPenttila4 ай бұрын
0:37 "I kept injecting the... marijuana."
@Chicky_Lumps4 ай бұрын
"straight into..."
@Drazil1004 ай бұрын
“my eyeballs”
@ekos82824 ай бұрын
"I read his thesis" HE IS TOTALLY LOST TO US!
@benl21404 ай бұрын
Have you read the thesis of Darth Vader the learned? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you...
@Jordan-ud4qv4 ай бұрын
@@benl2140unless someone was stupid enough to explicitly request for him to explain it
@benl21404 ай бұрын
@@Jordan-ud4qv Correction: It's not a story a Jedi Master would tell you.
@Jordan-ud4qv4 ай бұрын
@@benl2140 but that’s outrageous, it’s unfair, if he’s a doctor, how could he not be a master?!
@TheNN4 ай бұрын
Ray trying to make sense of this completely FUBAR'd ass family is actually quite fitting considering she's a Palpatine, and we saw how hard of a time Sheev had with Anakin. Also I'm totally on Luke's side here, I'd wanna kill Kylo too for making Mara Jade non-canon.
@BoisegangGaming4 ай бұрын
I can't wait for embarrassing grandpa Palpatine in the Seals Are Good continuity family.
@anonimanonim27104 ай бұрын
You'd think she'd be into that kind of thing tho😂😂😂
@cyberninjazero56594 ай бұрын
"I read my grandfathers thesis" PURE PAZAAK
@lakshaykochhar67994 ай бұрын
3:27, Looks like Rey inherited her grandfather's common-sense and logic.
@Bardomp4 ай бұрын
How didnt I notice that, im dumb 😞
@seekingabsolution19074 ай бұрын
Or his role as the straight man of the group at least.
@RaptorJesus3 ай бұрын
I now want to see the end of Rise of Skywalker in this universe, where Palpatine is legitimately just trying to save his granddaughter from the unending migraine that is dealing with the Skywalkers and Jedi.
@thesymbiotenation.4552Ай бұрын
@@RaptorJesus Palpatine: Rey, You have to become Empress for your own good, these... These Skywalkers and their Thesis are going to drive you insane!!!
@bewilderbeestie4 ай бұрын
The most implausible part of this is Mara Jade quietly leaving without killing everyone.
@u.v.s.55834 ай бұрын
Mara Jade respected the science of Professor Palpatine. She did not approve of the modern interpretations of his work being all about drugs and dominating, and beating up children to collect money for drugs. So she left the Galaxy to pursue a postdoc position in another galaxy, still far far away.
@TheRealDarkSide8304 ай бұрын
So THAT'S why Disney didn't put Mara Jade in the Sequels. It's all Ben's fault!
@z-leigh6554Күн бұрын
Because of Obi-O.... wait....
@KingAtomsk4 ай бұрын
Kylo: "I explained to Mara that my uncle wasn't the good man she thought he was. That he was, in fact, a sister kisser. You could say the way she perceived him and the way he truly is was, in a way... a dichotomy."
@KoopaKoot4 ай бұрын
Rey's blood unexpectedly boiled a bit when Kylo mentioned Anakin's thesis. She would learn the reason why in the next movie. 😊
@TheRedMage014 ай бұрын
The thesis and more drugs then Yoda? Yeah Kylo had it coming
@realMoistNugget4 ай бұрын
Holy crap, Kylo both read Anakin's thesis without anything negative said about it AND he took so many drugs that EVEN YODA told him to chill out??? "He's to dangerous to be kept alive!"
@jackkemp72564 ай бұрын
Rey Is always so much better in parodies. She’s the normal person who’s so confused by everyone else’s absurdity.
@thesymbiotenation.4552Ай бұрын
Or a Sass Queen like in the Lego Games
@Doctor40774 ай бұрын
Yeah no, I refuse to believe that Kylo did more drugs than Yoda. What ACTUALLY happened was that Yoda was just salty that he couldn’t do drugs anymore since he’s dead and didn’t want anyone else to enjoy themselves.
@mikoajpietrych61683 ай бұрын
That's fair.
@ajiththomas24654 ай бұрын
The "I will nor elaborate" sounded so Snape like!
@TheNubaHS4 ай бұрын
it sounds kathleen kenedy like
@BobofWOGGLE4 ай бұрын
"I was like: what if we made the death star a 3rd time? but this time, bigger. And also, what if it killed a sun when it fired? And also it could blow up more than one planet at a time" that's exactly the kind of thoughts I have when I inject a marihuana into my eyeballs
@nickcalderon26374 ай бұрын
You mean to tell me that the reason we didn't get to see Mara Jade, and thus were robbed of even MORE Legends EU potential, was because of Ben doing drugs and reading his Grandfathers Thesis? Oh hell nah, Luke shouldn't have hesitated.
@lucasurquiza5544 ай бұрын
IT ALWAYS CIRCLES BACK AROUND TO THE THESIS!
@boruchan76364 ай бұрын
Better plot than the actual trilogy we got.
@potsdam284 ай бұрын
If nothing else it was written by someone who seemed to give a crap about what they were doing.
@haileybennett40064 ай бұрын
Least original comment I've ever seen. I think there's probably at least over two thousands copies of this same snide remark all over sequel related videos. Get better material already.
@boruchan76364 ай бұрын
@@haileybennett4006 shit up I have the talky stick
@mortemtyrannus88134 ай бұрын
@@haileybennett4006 We all will get better material when Disney does. And with the way The Acolyte turned out... Cope.
@lordly1234 ай бұрын
@@mortemtyrannus8813Yeah, Disney is just so shite innit? We only have The Mandalorian, The Bad Batch, Rebels, The Clone Wars S7, Visions, Rogue One, Andor, the two Thrawn trilogies, the High Republic, the Darth Vader comics, the Star Wars comics, the Dr Aphra comics, Jedi: Fallen Order, Jedi Survivor, Bloodlines, Lost Stars, Shadow of the Sith, Tales of the Jedi, Tales of the Empire, to be grateful for, and all those are only the things which are *unanimously* considered good to great. Some people even like Obi-Wan Kenobi, The Book of Boba Fett, or heck, The Acolyte!!
@ninjaman00034 ай бұрын
Disney star wars: I will not elaborate Me: yup, that's disney star wars
@vietnamd08204 ай бұрын
Somehow Palpatine returned 🤦🏻♂️
@carsonclayton39944 ай бұрын
Hell yes. This is the new Disney cannon
@carsonclayton39944 ай бұрын
I also like how he incorporated legends
@carsonclayton39944 ай бұрын
I like how he also incorporated legends
@RykenInverse4 ай бұрын
Wow, Seals is even making Original Character Do Not Steals for his Star Wars series? Truly breaking new ground!
@mycastephens49874 ай бұрын
I will not elaborate is so good a line it almost makes me like Kylo Ren.
@lelouchvibritannia78094 ай бұрын
I need an Avatar short where Azula tries to talk to Zuko and Iroh about Anakin's thesis only for Iroh to go "She's crazy and needs to go down."
@raynmanshorts92754 ай бұрын
This is your best work yet. And that's saying something. My two favorite parts, in case you're curious: "He said that?" *Long pause* "Hm?" "Snoke said that you'd 'outshine' him?" *Even longer pause* "Yep." "How were you pitching Starkiller Base while you were training with Luke? The timelines don't add up." "...Sub-hyperspace tears." "Wha-" "I will _not_ elaborate."
@truthhertz102 ай бұрын
The Mara Jade bit made me lmao The way he's so casual in describing it 😂
@air57234 ай бұрын
My brother and I always watch these together, absolutely love your work. They are art
@Nukhebuk4 ай бұрын
Huge Mara Jade mention.
@onlyaladd5694 ай бұрын
"Sub-hyper space tears... I will not elaborate." Someone's watched the 9th movie.
@sadakopilled4 ай бұрын
what's taking me out for no reason is how calmly and for how long kylo is saying his lines every time 💀
@DKarkarov4 ай бұрын
"He tried to kill me in my sleep.... but I had read my grandfathers thesis."
@adraino73454 ай бұрын
I don’t care break the timeline I need to know what a Ben and Anakin conversation would be like
@Noah-nk5og4 ай бұрын
Kylo is a physicist and Anakin was a philosopher. Thank god Luke was just a stupid backwater moisture farmer.
@boruchan76364 ай бұрын
2:48 NOT YOUR FUCKING THESIS
@BalthazarSturm4 ай бұрын
Can't blame Luke anymore, anyone who can listen to that thesis is a criminal
@voryndagothDL4 ай бұрын
"Yoda's spirit told me to slow down" holy hell Ben is a fiend
@raylast3873Ай бұрын
Bold of them to assume this would put Mara off; she worked for Palps, all of this is a normal Tuesday for her.
@Allie_in_Chains4 ай бұрын
Came hoping for a thesis mention and so happy when it delivered.
@singletona0824 ай бұрын
Best part is we can't be sure if Ben actually saw Yoda, or if he was so high off his balls he just hallucinated the muppit.
@ribosoman5934 ай бұрын
If that marijuana was not clean enough, this might just be a bit of hallucination with floaters in the eye ball…
@PhilosophicallyAmerican3 ай бұрын
Knowing that Kylo destroyed Luke's chances of marrying a gorgeous redhead justifies every single one of Luke's actions.
@IzzetTempo3 ай бұрын
The fact Kylo survived being killed in his sleep because he read his grandfather's thesis about Darth Plagueis being killed in his sleep is fantastic
@lux26254 ай бұрын
Luke couldn't believe his father would do such a boring thesis. Finding redemption in discovering darth vader never wrote the thesis to be validated. But to be read by his children. Kylo Reen on the other hand admires the length of the Anakin thesis and wants every human being to read it.
@music790754 ай бұрын
Now I'm imagining him praying to his Vader altar about Anakins Thesis and Vaders responding to clarify his misunderstandings. Eventually Kylo leaves and Vader is still talking about his thesis. Credits roll.
@chadreese95013 ай бұрын
You put more thought in these than a lot of Star Wars newest projects! Always hilarious!
@DenethorDurrandir3 ай бұрын
"But I read my grandfather's thesis" OH, so that's why he had to die. Understandable, he's too dangerous to be left alive.
@ghost3d474Ай бұрын
That “I will not elaborate” at the end got me
@zapzapthunder4 ай бұрын
I can't really blame Luuke for this now, if Ben was the reason we don't have Mara Jade i'd help him
@AtheistPirate4 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Starkiller Base was powered by an exhaustive review of Anakin's primary sources (which includes a sprawling, self-indulgent background section on the thesis itself).
@Chicky_Lumps4 ай бұрын
Or maybe it was powered by Anakin's force ghost itself, after all he had an ego "as big as a sun."
@joeljaeger19974 ай бұрын
The voices are actually really good
@michaelcarlton14844 ай бұрын
Honestly, I feel like they took Eraqus from Kingdom Hearts and just made Luke him since they have VERY blatant "any amount of dark is bad" motives. They are both played by Mark Hamill too.
@theartist38254 ай бұрын
The thesis saved him
@CognizantCheddarАй бұрын
Man, the AI does Driver's voice really damn well.
@Harpaox4 ай бұрын
I didn't think any living being could survive a read-through Anakin's thesis. Much Impressive, Ben.
@nonya13664 ай бұрын
"The ghost of yoda appeared before me-" I choose to believe he was merely trying to score the drugs.
@duesexistat50163 ай бұрын
I’m at work and I’m doing a good job of containing my laughter. Then I hear “… but I had read my grandfathers thesis” and lost it.
@richardtheactor4 ай бұрын
I HAD READ MY GRANDFATHER'S THESIS BRO THAT WAS GENIUS
@mungofinalfi44804 ай бұрын
The Thesis will be the dark side's Necronomicon.
@Draco137YT4 ай бұрын
Ben read his grandfather's thesis; Rey read her grandfather's timeline inquiries.
@Arualiaa3 ай бұрын
I need, NEED the Palpatine family to try and make Ben shut tf up and stay on script during the final battle while *all of the Jedi’s Force Ghosts* keep derailing the whole thing. Let Anakin’s ghost kill Sidious for real by ranting about Zoroastrianism and his thoughts on the failings of Sith philosophy. LET THE JEDI POINT OUT THAT THE SITH ETERNAL ARE INVOKING REVAN’S NAME, WHEN HE UNEQUIVOCALLY DIED AS A JEDI SO THEY DON’T GET TO CLAIM HIM. God I need Rey and Palps to just. Look at each other in the eye, sharing a quiet moment of profound solidarity and feeling like a true family over their shared devotion for the script and disdain for the insanity unfolding around them.
@lakshaykochhar67994 ай бұрын
Finally... Sequels with good characters
@CubemasterXD4 ай бұрын
so we know kylo is a good guy after all, because the good guys listen to anakins thesis and come out unharmed (physically at least), meanwhile the evil people (palpatine) age a century while doing so unless this was caused by the interesting side tangent which might only be in the defense and not the thesis itself
@sierraamaya4 ай бұрын
palp on the machine: rey this is what hearing about the anakin thesis daily do to you.
@danieljessen80094 ай бұрын
“I read my grandfather’s thesis AND the source material” KILLED ME THERE 😂😂😂😂
@SugarRayD4 ай бұрын
"I was ready"
@Halak0144 ай бұрын
And now it make sens that Luke, patron saint of redeeming and believing in people, got so furious with Ben that murder was tried.
@Boneworm8524 ай бұрын
Luke and Leia kissed, but Luke and Mara Jade did not. *DICHOTOMY*
@nemofunf98624 ай бұрын
I love how Yoda being a Death Sticks abuser has become canon now.
@MarkOfAstria4 ай бұрын
I was waiting for Ben to start talking about dichotomies while lightsaber clashing with Luke.
@defender22224 ай бұрын
Ben: Woukd you like to hear my grandfather's thesis? Rey: I allow palpatine to enter me! Palpatine: No... Im good Ben: Oh, like my mother wanted uncle luke to enter her?
@thesymbiotenation.4552Ай бұрын
*Rey screams in pain in the background*
@radonstone4 ай бұрын
This was a real solid change up regarding what characters to use.
@oriji81394 ай бұрын
pure gold dude. I thank you for this nugget
@mcgabrielrock4 ай бұрын
You know what i Will take that over the :" i had a bad dream once of him becoming a sith"
@andrewwang80214 ай бұрын
I can’t express how much I love this.
@blairbrown48124 ай бұрын
With lunatics like this,it any wonder that Rey adopted the surname "Skywalker?"
@gazin10655 күн бұрын
Please add this video to the Ankin shrugs playlist
@richardlionerheart19454 ай бұрын
Ben got so high on weedington he even read through the interesting side tangent
@BigWarthog4 ай бұрын
Tbh if Disney trilogy were just Anakin thesis with side tangent three times in a row, it still would be better than what we have
@theodosiagayton87894 ай бұрын
Kylo's delivery of "he's short." is utter savagery.
@RaptorJesus3 ай бұрын
I desperately need to see the end of Rise of Skywalker in this universe, where Palpatine is legitimately just trying to save his granddaughter from the unending migraine that is dealing with the Skywalkers and Jedi.
@hoagie9114 ай бұрын
Mara Jade? MaraJae? Marriage? are you feeling it now mr crabs?
@Just_Melee-Man2 күн бұрын
"I read my grandfather's thesis, read the source material" is one of the most intimidating lines I've ever heard