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[@Darrf]

"Have you looked everywhere ?" Oh my god. 😂 I love this joke so much.

[@floridaLise]

I LOVE HIM. i miss him.

[@zouchmusic]

He was absolutely right about the "get" joke. I don't remember the last time I heard someone say "Can I have" in a cafe.

[@Radioman.]

Never seen this very funny fellow before. Two things. That's one of the most marvelous silly walks I've ever seen. And. Does he sound a bit like Michael Caine?

[@Venenata]

Please watch some more of his work he is called Sean lock he was the funniest guy in England in my opinion he died recently he has a few of his shows here on KZbin and he is on a lot of British TV

[@Philhowell987]

What a loss🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

[@drchunkybiscuit9973]

They sped up to get nearer to you Sean! 🥰

[@sandymartyn5410]

He was silly 😮

[@em0_tion]

Best thing a comedian can be. 😂🙏

[@SecondMarlowe]

I hate to say this but I was around when GIF files were first getting a little use. I even had a BASIC GIF reader for my Commodore 64, and it took more than an hour to interpret and display the file. Back then it was pronounced JIF. Because it displayed files in a Jiffy (just not on a Commodore 64.) As the format gained popularity, people just read the G as a hard G because the G stood for Graphical. Even though I was there at the beginning I will never again call it JIF. When people tell me I’m wrong I go on to tell them all about my career in Computer Jraphics.

[@MikeHaywood]

It's "losing" not "loosing" edit the title please

[@dallasreid7755]

Success apparently!

[@scottxtapes9743]

Bet you’re fun at party’s

[@KT-dj4iy]

Depends. If the keys were robotic guard keys, able to attack enemies and slice them up, then maybe Sean did loose them on someone.

[@jaredkennedy6576]

​@@KT-dj4iyI'd think it would also work if he were to simply throw them. It's an old use, but fitting.

[@jaredkennedy6576]

​@@scottxtapes9743The party's what? Oh, you meant the plural. Parties.

[@TheRealLongname]

Gif has never been jif, graphics interchange format has never been jiz is fun

[@SIMONLOWE-rh2hm]

Amazing grammer

[@Anthony-tp6fm]

❤️🤫🤔🤨🧐♥️😎🤓👍💯👍👍👍👍👍👍🤨🧐

[@ryan266846]

doesn't he mean Tony Blair?

[@ralphington8441]

No he doesn’t

[@ryan266846]

@@ralphington8441 The Chilcot report is an unprecedented, devastating indictment of how a prime minister was allowed to make decisions by discarding all pretence at cabinet government, subverting the intelligence agencies, and making exaggerated claims about threats to Britain’s national security.

[@JJONNYREPP]

Sean Lock on page 3 models, bad TV and losing his keys | Lockipedia | Universal Comedy 1808pm 24.10.23 page 3? wow....

[@ginge641]

So is the first comment spot the one reserved for the mentally unwell or is this just a coincidence?

[@JJONNYREPP]

@@ginge641 Comments on ‘Sean Lock on page 3 models, bad TV and losing his keys | Lockipedia | Universal Comedy’ 1847pm 24.10.23 o, was i first? makes a change. ironic, that... sadly, as i quite mentally.. cerebrally lucid i would ask: what's the fascination, dude... with my comment?

[@ginge641]

@@JJONNYREPP Go ask the nurse to get you your meds.

[@JJONNYREPP]

@@ginge641 Sean Lock on page 3 models, bad TV and losing his keys | Lockipedia | Universal Comedy 1854pm 24.10.23 one question: why do you psycho types allus refer to meds or go get yer medication when someone says something you dislike or when you encounter something you cannot comprehend... ? is that where your daughter's gone, to get yer chill pills?

[@ginge641]

@@JJONNYREPP Yes yes, you asylum patients are very misunderstood. Now go call the nurse.

[@em0_tion]

"Having a coffee" means drinking it, and "getting" it means to "procure" it, so I could never understand his "get a coffee" rant. 🤷‍♂ One of his petty quirks I suppose, like the Jimmy Carr 8/10 stage entrance rant. 😂 Love him nonetheless! 👏🙇‍♂

[@DerEchteBold]

It's still pretty wrong in the situation he's talking about, isn't it?

[@em0_tion]

@@DerEchteBold Can I get a coffee, please? (so I can have it). I'd say no, but I'm no expert. 🤷‍♂

[@DerEchteBold]

@@em0_tion Hmm... not sure what you mean, I guess you're also not a native speaker? I'd say 'can *you* get a coffee (for me)' would make sense but 'can I get a coffee' would technically mean 'can I come behind the counter and get it myself'.

[@em0_tion]

​@@DerEchteBold Everybody orders like that: "Can I get a Big Mac?", "Can I have a Big Mac?", "I'll have a Big Mac." It's not just about the literal meaning of words, it's also about the perceived one in the specific context. Hence why it's completely normal to use all of these ways to say the same thing. 👍 ( Example from a much smarter person than me or Sean - kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3bGioiQlrxrh68si=zdF6Dd32RIIy8Arb&t=127 😁 )

[@DerEchteBold]

@@em0_tion Everybody ...in the US you mean?! Whatever that teacher says, to me it seems in Britain it's mostly considered an Americanism, so of course a lot of people will detest it.